western-series

[runic dirge]

the red one, strag

I don't think they're canon

[jolly sedge]

They are

[runic dirge]

no lights, no sound, nothing

just plastic

fuck, I loved those

I would just fight my brother constantly

[jolly sedge]

Nice

Is that fx?

That looks nice

I know galaxy edge has really good replica hilts

But their like 200$

And they sell a storm trooper costume for 6k

[runic dirge]

seriously considering buying this now

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

[jolly sedge]

How much is that

[runic dirge]

like 20 with shipping

[jolly sedge]

Ye that sounds about right

U could probsly get one cheaper from Walmart

Or target

[runic dirge]

these were made in 2004, Jiren

[jolly sedge]

so

[cold dock]

I had one of those!

But it was Obi-Wan's one

[jolly sedge]

nice

Tartinto is making a new kill bill

[runic dirge]

oh no

oh no oh no oh no

Han follows Leia across the base floor: HAN I'm trying to be helpful! (CONTINUED) CONTINUED: LEIA When did that ever help? And don't say the Death Star.

[crimson lance]

Where did you hear this from jiren

[jolly sedge]

Look it up he talked about it

Recently

He said it’s denfeity in his cards

We just don’t know when

Ohnonononononoonon

[runic dirge]

C-3PO (O.S.) BB-8. You're wasting your time. BB-8 looks up at C-3PO, who stands there. C-3PO SIGHS. C-3PO (CONT'D) It is very doubtful that R2 would have the rest of the map in his backup data. (BB-8 beeps) I am afraid not. R2-D2 has been in low power mode ever since Master Luke went away. Sadly, he may never be his old self again.

[crimson lance]

Recently? i know he said this like years ago

And hasnt said he is actually making it but has ideas and shit

and that if he was, he was waiting on a certaint actor to grow up

[jolly sedge]

He said this like 2 weeks ago

lol roro that’s cap

[crimson lance]

Its basiically what he said years ago but he said it again!

wow

[jolly sedge]

u a kill bill fan

@crimson lance

[crimson lance]

stop @ing me every god damn time

im always here

[jolly sedge]

I think that’s the first time I @ u today

So u like kill bill

[crimson lance]

yeah sure

[jolly sedge]

What’s your favorite tarinto movie

Tarantino

[cold dock]

Inglorious Bastards

[jolly sedge]

Did u see his recent movie

[crimson lance]

Kill bill or Django for me

[runic dirge]

oh no he's a hunk 😳

[crimson lance]

Adam driver is one of the best looking normal people

[cold dock]

LUL

[jolly sedge]

Once upon a time in Hollywood

[crimson lance]

he looks like he is a random guy on the street who is below average but looks great

[runic dirge]

Kylo is the most based person in the sequels

it's true!

[crimson lance]

too bad he fucking sucks!

literally would of prefered a 1:1 remake of darth vader but with kylo

[runic dirge]

bro....am I in love???? 😳

jkjk

[crimson lance]

Kylos a clone of rey

[runic dirge]

...unless !

[crimson lance]

you just got spoiled!!

[runic dirge]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crimson lance]

So which one are you watching

[runic dirge]

tfa

[crimson lance]

First time/

[runic dirge]

I watched it in theaters four years ago but this is the first time I'm paying attention to it and watching it critically

[crimson lance]

bro

it was 4 years ago?

[runic dirge]

which is why it's taken me all day to get a little over halfway

[crimson lance]

I was like fucking 11 then

i should rewatch it with my mature 15 year old eyes

[jolly sedge]

Yes u should

[cold dock]

Roro, rewatching the movie deserves an achievement

[jolly sedge]

U a sophomore?

[cold dock]

just the pain of watching it all must be rewarded

[crimson lance]

no im 17 i was joking

[runic dirge]

lasdkjfhsdalkjfhsadlkfjhasdlkjcxv,mnxcbvmnkuryweiouyewoiuhdslkjfhlkjfsdhlfkj Kylo's voice be like

[crimson lance]

tfa wasnt that bad

[runic dirge]

[crimson lance]

or bad even

[runic dirge]

William

[cold dock]

...

[crimson lance]

i enjoyed it

[runic dirge]

please never speak again

[crimson lance]

in fact

[cold dock]

...

[crimson lance]

its literally the best starwars

right after the last jedi

[runic dirge]

true!

[cold dock]

Leave, William

[jolly sedge]

We need a mod

[crimson lance]

And The new one might even be better

[runic dirge]

why? Rey is a woman

therefore, it's good

[cold dock]

LMAO

[crimson lance]

they could of casted a better rey

[runic dirge]

the force is female, bro..........

[crimson lance]

one with larger force powers

[cold dock]

The farce is female

[runic dirge]

are you making fun of her flat chest, william

[cold dock]

The force is neutral

[jolly sedge]

Lol

[runic dirge]

tch!

[crimson lance]

imagine liking starwars movies though like hoestly

[runic dirge]

couldn't be me!

[crimson lance]

ive only seen 3 of them and enjoyed them at a very basic level

[runic dirge]

unless it's the OT

[crimson lance]

but the mandalorian is great

Watching the new episode rn

its good

mfw when baby yoda dies

[jolly sedge]

I think mando is good compared to Disney trilogy

[crimson lance]

I think its good compared to all of them

[runic dirge]

Tears stream down her face as she resists. She tries to break free, but can't budge. KYLO REN (CONT'D) And Han Solo. You feel like he's the father you never had. He would've disappointed you.

bro

[fluid merlin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVftZ0WUjVY

trailer of nolans new movie is out

[cold dock]

Original Trilogy is a space spaghetti western/Kurosawa

[runic dirge]

bro

[crimson lance]

Ive only seen DT and the first one

[fluid merlin]

yeah shepherd

[jolly sedge]

We just have to see how mando will end up

[runic dirge]

stop it, Bro

[cold dock]

I saw that!

[jolly sedge]

So far mando isn’t bad

[cold dock]

Mando is spaghetti western

[crimson lance]

literally only issue with mando is that its based on a western and westerns have the awful fucking idea of going town to town solving issues with no plot advacements

[fluid merlin]

mando goes up and down, best episodes were 1-3

[cold dock]

^

[crimson lance]

last 2 were good

4 and 5 were okay

[jolly sedge]

I haven’t seen the recent episode

[crimson lance]

yet you claim to like star wars

fucking fake fans everywhere, right roro

[jolly sedge]

Lol

I’m gonna watch it later

I’m on break now

From school

[crimson lance]

this female character kinda sucked in her first episode but shes good in this latest one

[cold dock]

Well, yeah, christmas and all

[jolly sedge]

Ye

Finals where a pain

[runic dirge]

it's screaming time

REY I'm not giving you anything. KYLO REN We'll see. He peers into her eyes intensely. She meets his gaze -- DESPITE THE PAIN SHE IS STRONG. On Ren's face as HIS CONFIDENCE BEGINS TO MELT AWAY. He has slammed up against a barrier in her mind. He looks less certain by the moment as Rey seems to GROW IN STRENGTH. The FEROCITY of confrontation builds until it hits critical mass AND REY DOES THE UNTHINKABLE! SHE ENTERS HIS HEAD, AMAZED AT WHAT SHE IS SEEING!

[cold dock]

EUGH!

[crimson lance]

relatable

[jolly sedge]

William u ever see the old republic short film

[crimson lance]

no

[jolly sedge]

It’s animated

[crimson lance]

i dont watch star wars

i'm happy wth my life

[jolly sedge]

Ok buddy

lol

U like a got fan

Anyone here gonna watch the Witcher tonight

[runic dirge]

KYLO REN SUDDENLY WITHDRAWS HIS HAND, as if her face were FIRE HOT. TAKES A STEP BACK, CONFUSED, RATTLED. Rey's body is released, she breathes deeply, her powerful eyes still on Kylo Ren, who starts to leave.

[crimson lance]

game of thrones is actually good though

[runic dirge]

:|

[jolly sedge]

The Witcher comes out tonight

[cold dock]

Ah s***

[crimson lance]

Star wars is just cape shit but in space and game of thrones is just cape shit but in europe so its good

[cold dock]

not that scene

[jolly sedge]

Shep

U gonna watch the Witcher

With Henry cavillw

[crimson lance]

its all gonna be out on the same day right

[cold dock]

Not tonight - will catch it tomorrow

[jolly sedge]

Ye it’s not that Disney plus bs

All episodes will be out

[crimson lance]

disney plus is doing it the way that makes the most money

[jolly sedge]

Like how Netflix usually does

Ye their giving people a reason to log back in

[cold dock]

everybody is jumping out once Mando and Clone wars finish

[jolly sedge]

And will return once the obi wan tv show airs

I think the Witcher will be good

[runic dirge]

SLOW PUSH IN ON REY, shackled, mind still racing over what's happened between her and Kylo Ren. She is flooded with emotions, feeling her potential, her strength, that in this moment of being restrained, perhaps anything is possible.

[jolly sedge]

Henry cavil is yoked

[crimson lance]

kinda want disney plus just to rewatch hercules and mulan in high quality

[jolly sedge]

The dude got complete shredded

[cold dock]

Witcher is the only one I'm giving a chance because Cavill is respectable

[dim hedge]

This is pretty funny

[jolly sedge]

He’s ripped out of his wing

[crimson lance]

Kinda crazy how the two best movies to come from disney, and all of their things they own, are hercules and mulan

[runic dirge]

REY, in ABSOLUTE DISBELIEF, MOVES QUICKLY OUT OF FRAME!

[jolly sedge]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Disney owns everything

[crimson lance]

yeah and?

You going to stop giving them money big boy?

[jolly sedge]

So it makes sense

[runic dirge]

that's a good poll, Frost

[jolly sedge]

William u referring to endgame and avatar?

[runic dirge]

dare I say, Based

[cold dock]

I already don't give em money

[jolly sedge]

As the 2 best

Avatar may dethrone endgame again if they decide to rerelease it before the second one comes out

[runic dirge]

I know this scene has been torn to shit already but like

[jolly sedge]

In like a special 3d format

[crimson lance]

Avatar? being re-released? thats crazy, theyd never do that

not once, or twice, or even 10 times

[runic dirge]

that very day, Rey learned from Han that the Jedi are not a myth, and proceeds to TEACH HERSELF how to use jedi mind tricks in ABOUT THIRTY SECONDS

a moment of silence, if you will

[cold dock]

The Mary Sue is real

[jolly sedge]

lol

What movies are u guys most excited for next year

[cold dock]

Correction, MaREY Sue

[dim hedge]

Roro

[runic dirge]

defeats Kylo in a mental battle after being defeated in under a minute

[dim hedge]

She downloaded Kylo's training

Into her mind

[cold dock]

[jolly sedge]

Ye she did

[cold dock]

Because she ain't human

[runic dirge]

"let's have a woman protagonist to be a role model for young girls"

also

[dim hedge]

I sure do love the opportunity of having an EU to retcon all of the stupid shit I put in my movies!!!!!

[jolly sedge]

Rey is the chosen one

Not anakin

[runic dirge]

"teach them that you don't need to work for anything"

[cold dock]

EU AND LEGENDS IS FOREVER

[crimson lance]

Wait is this it?

Is this the weekly mary sue conversation?

I love these! please continue

[runic dirge]

but disney nuked canonicity, shepard! sorry if you liked them!

[jolly sedge]

Even though Disney said their not canon they are

[runic dirge]

[dim hedge]

Disney has their own EU

[cold dock]

In my, and every fans heart, EU is canon

[dim hedge]

To explain shit like Snoke, Luke's order and Rey downloading Kylo's training

[jolly sedge]

It is

[crimson lance]

I remember the good ol days where #western-series was only used by pastioloaloiao and someone who would respond to him

[cold dock]

Fuck Disney

[jolly sedge]

Isn’t pastoolio a girl?

[cold dock]

We above them

[crimson lance]

no idea i assume everyone is a guy until told otherwise

[jolly sedge]

Ahhaahah

[cold dock]

I was never here during those days

must've been entertaining

to see

[jolly sedge]

I’m not expecting Disney’s version of Luke ever

[runic dirge]

embrace the tism side of the force

[jolly sedge]

Accepting

[cold dock]

TSIM

[dim hedge]

Remember when star wars wasn't boring?

The first 2 movies

[jolly sedge]

Frost are u still reading Star Wars legends

[dim hedge]

No I've never read a star wars book in my life because until recently I thought they were non canon

[cold dock]

NANI!?!?!?

[jolly sedge]

lol

[crimson lance]

Werent some of them canon, but now none of them are?

[jolly sedge]

Well technically their not canon anymore

lol

[dim hedge]

Then I started learning more about SW and found out the EU was a thing

[jolly sedge]

They used to be

[cold dock]

All EU pre-Disney was canon

[runic dirge]

I like that we can just ignore the retardation of having the base of operations so close to the highest amount of energy outputted in the history of the galaxy

[jolly sedge]

Ye it was

[cold dock]

It is

[runic dirge]

when CHARGING and when FIRING this fucking thing

[cold dock]

Stupid as s***

[jolly sedge]

Ye George said it was canon

Or Lucas did

[dim hedge]

George Lucas

[jolly sedge]

Technically both would have

My b

[crimson lance]

what if this guy was palpatine wouldnt that be crazy

[jolly sedge]

But Disney doesn’t want the Eu to be canon

[cold dock]

Lucas is a chill guy - but his greed gets the best of him when it comes to production

[jolly sedge]

Ye that would be crazy

[runic dirge]

is that mando, william?

[cold dock]

However, he is a great visionary director

[crimson lance]

yeah roro

storm troopers really do have shit aim

[runic dirge]

I gotta say

[crimson lance]

are their blasters producing so much recoil they miss a target thats like 2 feet wide 12 feet long?

[runic dirge]

some of their dialogue is really shit

but seeing old Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher together

that's nice

[jolly sedge]

nice

[crimson lance]

stormtroopers cook meth

[dim hedge]

Haven't watched mando

I wont pay for Disney +

[jolly sedge]

Lol

[dim hedge]

🙂 Disney bad

[crimson lance]

its his son

Frost be like: yeah i pirate manga, but pirating tv shows? no way!

[jolly sedge]

Frost u should read some of the books or comics

[crimson lance]

he's fucking dead

[jolly sedge]

I just got spoiled

looool

I refuse to believe

[crimson lance]

Episode ended on a cliff hanger

[jolly sedge]

William u have Disney +

[crimson lance]

theyre finally doing a multi ep plot

no why the fuck would i

it cost money

[jolly sedge]

lol

[fluid merlin]

get someone else to pay for it

[crimson lance]

God the Mandalorian art in the credits always looks so nice

[jolly sedge]

Are u live casting the episode

Nice

[crimson lance]

no i dont watch star wars

[jolly sedge]

Ye the art is good

[crimson lance]

time to watch mulan

One of 2 good disney movies

[jolly sedge]

Better be watching animated

lol

[crimson lance]

the live action isnt even out yet

God youre making me want to watch it just to spite you

[fluid merlin]

ill use my cinema tickets for 1917 instead of skywalker

seems like a really good movie

[jolly sedge]

I didn’t know the la wasn’t out yet but I heard theirs no music in it

[crimson lance]

Theres no songs yes

[fluid merlin]

1917? really?

[crimson lance]

Its not a musical

No Mulan olil

[fluid merlin]

oh lol

[jolly sedge]

I don’t know why they would do that make a man out of you is a classic

[fluid merlin]

theyre going with a different vibe

which is better than the 1:1 adaption of lion king at least

[jolly sedge]

I never saw la lion king

[dim hedge]

There is only one classic Disney song

And that is hakuna matata

And I didnt even watch lion king

[cold dock]

LOL

[dim hedge]

It's the only old Disney song I remember

[jolly sedge]

That’s a legendary one

[runic dirge]

SANITATION

[cold dock]

DAMMIT

[dim hedge]

Roro go watch the movie like a normal person

[runic dirge]

and now we get to talk about how phasma is worthless

and how it's retarded that all the shields on the most massive and powerful technological structure in history has all the shields hooked up to one room

how retarded phasma is to allow them to lower the shields

even at the threat of death

what even is phasma's level of security clearance

it doesn't seem like it should be possible for her to be capable of this action

Finn awkwardly smiles. It's his nature. They embrace. REY (CONT'D) Thank you. FINN How did you get away? REY I can't explain it. And you wouldn't believe it.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you know what else is cool?

how Kylo felt Han's presence the second he touched down on Starkiller base

but is completely unaware of him when he's about a hundred feet away

maybe don't make overpowered people you have to make retarded later to avoid breaking the narrative you want? hmmmmmmmmmm!

also interesting to note

the absurdity of a planet that harnesses the power of suns

being covered in snow

at least so close to the base, you would expect it to not be possible

life anywhere near the main cannon should be impossible

but I guess you really wanted that scene of them in the snowy forest! so it's ok!

let's also ignore Kylo's immense power

and how he should have effortlessly dispatched Finn and taken his lightsaber in a maximum of about one second

BUT HE'S WOUNDED SO IT'S OK GUYS, I GOT THIS, DON'T WORRY

let's also ignore how Finn should not be able to lock blades with Kylo and not get instantly pushed back, and how his grip isn't weakened by his shoulder being burnt to shit

oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no

CEASE

CEASE YOUR DEGENERACY

the force awakens is a blatant assault on logic, reason, and writing in general

[cold dock]

It hurts my brain to the point I question if I could become a hollywood writer that easy

[runic dirge]

is Poe just the only good character in TFA?

the only one that isn't treated like garbage

and isn't obnoxious and is capable of getting shit done

[cold dock]

Yup

But that ain't saying much

it was a colossal meh - but worse

[runic dirge]

KYLO REN You need a teacher! I can show you the ways of the Force! REY The Force.

[cold dock]

More like FARCE

[runic dirge]

who needs a teacher

when you're already god

[cold dock]

When you are a Mary Sue

[runic dirge]

oh no

[cold dock]

OH NO

YOU ARE THERE

[runic dirge]

it's the meme powerclash where she closes her eyes for an extended period of time

[cold dock]

SHIT

I can teach you the wae

[runic dirge]

JJ took the only likeable character

and trashed him into shit

made him look like the most incompetent, pathetic failure

[cold dock]

The whole sequel was that there are no heroes

only marey sues

[runic dirge]

bro..........

this is so deep bro

look how it represents the THEMES of this movie

[cold dock]

A literal pit

[runic dirge]

how people are driven apart by fate and shiiiiiiiiit dude

[cold dock]

of theeemees

[runic dirge]

the divide between us and our loved ones

the divide between good and evil

bro..........

[cold dock]

eugh

||it becomes worse in ROS||

||when you realize||

||they are aunt and nephew||

[young compass]

new star wars spoilers^

[cold dock]

I did

[young compass]

no like, say specifically

just incase

[cold dock]

ah icic

[runic dirge]

I'm managing to avoid generally all ROS spoilers

I know the big meme reveal and shit

but uh

it's going to be a trip tomorrow

[cold dock]

The leaks are all true

so avoid them

and you will be raging by the end

F for respect

you will be remembered, Roro

[runic dirge]

it's going to be hard to contain my rage in the theater, I think

[cold dock]

Oh, it will be

it will be...

[runic dirge]

thinking about r2d2 is depressing

I'm too exhausted to complain about how retarded this end bit is

[cold dock]

Yep

R2 is reduced to exposition

and is then forgotten

[runic dirge]

no like

the map

[cold dock]

yep

I know

that is all he was useful for

and the fact JJ did that

I was like

nope

But the end is worse

when you watched the last jedi

They waste legacy characters

for no good reason

except to say new guys are "awesome" even though they are bland rip-offs of those same legacy characters

[runic dirge]

well, we did it

I finally watched an entire movie!

[cold dock]

But that is only the beginning

AND CONGRATULATIONS!!!

🥳

[runic dirge]

only took me like

6, 7 hours

[cold dock]

Aye carumba

it is a miracle

[runic dirge]

tomorrow is the last jedi

.

I'm getting depressed just thinking about it

[cold dock]

OH NO

DON'T

DO

IT

[runic dirge]

I'm seeing tlj tomorrow morning

and ros later that night

[cold dock]

Spare your misery

[runic dirge]

I wonder if I'll be able to take the abuse

[cold dock]

please, Roro, don't do this to yourself

[runic dirge]

I shouldn't

and yet, I must

if for anything, for Kylo

[cold dock]

you are braver than I give you credit for

I salute to you

but it is a reckless thing to do

one simply does not walk into TLJ - and leave with their sanity intact

[jolly sedge]

Lol

[sonic quail]

Episode 7 of Mandalorian has me excited

They goat actor playing moff gideon

Shit finna get real

[hoary hawk]

Haha ikr

[jolly sedge]

Baby yoda is a Demi god

N a Sith Lord

[hoary hawk]

did witcher release

on netflix

[fluid merlin]

@hoary hawk yea

Are you ready to binge it?

[hoary hawk]

yes sir

[fluid merlin]

Bring out the snacks and soda baby

[hoary hawk]

my loading scene

[fluid merlin]

Lolz

[hoary hawk]

albeit i realize its just a black screen lmao

that could be anything

but its witcher, take my word for it

[fluid merlin]

I have it on pause, i need to digest the one piece first before i can shift my focus

[fluid merlin]

I love the witcher show already

[undone junco]

oh its out ? i need to watch it

[hoary hawk]

i loved ep 1 @fluid merlin @undone junco

oh man they actually went for all of it

i really hope its not just ep 1

but the whole show

[undone junco]

hmm , i have heard that it surpassed the already high expectations from fans

i cant wait to watch it but right now i dont have time lol

[hoary hawk]

just dont watch it with anyone who you know shouldnt be there

lmao

[undone junco]

lol

[fluid merlin]

Yeah fate

The fighting is amazing

[hoary hawk]

absolutely amazing

@dim hedge

are u gonna watch?

[fluid merlin]

Acring is not bad, and story is interesting as well

[hoary hawk]

yea

just need a little down tonage of the word ||destiny||

[fluid merlin]

[stone mantle]

Witcher on netflix is out

Oh u already mentioned it. Well

Good day

[fluid merlin]

Yeah

What i like about it

It doesnt take its viewers and fans as fools

[cold dock]

Manga chat is invaded by a guy who does not know what a retcon is

[fluid merlin]

Might be a little bit hard to get into without know the lore tho

[cold dock]

Also, I've never played Witcher

[fluid merlin]

Then you will have to pay attention when you watch it

The show jumps between timelines

[cold dock]

I see

that's managable

but a b***h

LOL

[fluid merlin]

Lol

Its interesting

I like it

[cold dock]

I like it too

but spiderman clone saga made me hate it

[fluid merlin]

At first i was watching it while doing other stuff, then i got confused lol, so yeah its nice that it is a little bit complex

[cold dock]

Need to pay attention

I like shows that force you to pay attention

gives you a reason to focus

[fluid merlin]

Yeah

Fuck GoT, Witcher is my jam

Ill hope Oda will watch it

Its actually really good

Im like 5 episodes in

@true yew watch the witcher

It got 9.7 on imdb, damn

[cold dock]

WOAH

SERIOUSLY!?

[stone mantle]

I realized the time line between each character when foltest was a child in yennifer's

[true yew]

no

[cold dock]

huh?

[chilly inlet]

I saw da star war movie

[wary ether]

Mixed opinions about Star wars and the witcher

Guess I’ll have to rewatch One Piece again

[crimson lance]

what a coincidence

im finally trying to watch the lighthouse and today is the day it comes on digital release

[chilly inlet]

You and everybody else

@crimson lance I’ve heard it’s really good

[fluid merlin]

Dont compare the witcher with the rise of skywalker

[sonic quail]

So is the witcher series good or bad to witcher fans

👀

[fluid merlin]

Good

Acting might not be the best in overall, but the script/writing is really good imo

And ive read the book the first season is based on

[dim hedge]

So, has The Whitcher lived to the hype?

oh

oops, didn't see someone ask before me

[stone mantle]

Yeah it has. Povs are amazing. It even had the origin stories. I havent reached the last ep

[fluid merlin]

Indeed

It really adapts ”The last wish” very well

[crimson lance]

Is the witcher worth while if youve never read or played anything form it

[chilly inlet]

I feel like the rise of skywalker || had horrible dialogue but it was one of the best worst films I’ve ever seen. What a great blend of horrible writing and acting with great story telling, horribly timed humor, and action-packed fights. It pulled nothing back. Pacing was grand! But it was really really bad at times lmaooo||

[runic dirge]

good pacing and great storytelling, you say

writing is a vehicle for storytelling

and dialogue is part of writing

how can it be great storytelling if the dialogue is horrible and the writing is horrible?

unless you just mean that the movie had THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS

the very hungry caterpillar has themes

[fluid merlin]

@crimson lance yeah id think its still worthwhile

[runic dirge]

it warns against gluttony and is about finding inner beauty

but I wouldn't say the very hungry caterpillar is great storytelling

[crimson lance]

okay roro shut u

p

Hungry cataperial also had great dialouge

[runic dirge]

none of the characters speak, you dumb nerd!

it's just an exposition dump!

[crimson lance]

idiot!

you didnt rea dbetween the lines

[runic dirge]

the very hungry caterpillar is an objectively bad book!

but it's better than the sequel trilogy, that's for sure

but anyway

[sonic quail]

The hungry caterpillar was great

Roro i will bite tf out of u

[jolly sedge]

@cold dock || ye they didn’t even explain how he was able to survive ||

Star Wars

[cold dock]

As I already knew

[jolly sedge]

|| also apprnekty leia is a stronger Jedi than Luke ||

Star Wars

[runic dirge]

why is Leia mad at Poe :(

he's a hero

[cold dock]

HAHAHAH

That is a joke in itself, Jiren

the farce is real

[candid heath]

OH FUCK

Spoilers

[cold dock]

And Roro, it is because of the MaRey Sue

[candid heath]

Keep discussing
I’ll leave now

[cold dock]

?

[candid heath]

I just stumbled into the chat to check it out and saw a spoiler
So I typed that out of instinct

[cold dock]

Well, they are blotted out

[candid heath]

But no worries
It’s the chat where you’re supposed to talk about that

[cold dock]

just avoid clicking them

[candid heath]

Yeah I accidentally clicked one when I opened the chat

My mistake

[cold dock]

AGACK

Well, the leaks revealed the whole movie before

so I was spoiled on everthing - and thank goodness

spared me the insanity

[runic dirge]

I should turn off auto show on spoilers

there we go

I love Kylo

everyone who isn't Kylo is a gay baby idiot

[cold dock]

[sonic quail]

Kylo is lame

Too much like anakin in the prequels

Big ass manchild

And the ashes

Ugh

[runic dirge]

he's dumb and kind of stupid and treated poorly by JJ and Rian

but I like him

and you can't stop meeeeeeeeeeee

[sonic quail]

U can say that about the whole trilogy

[runic dirge]

you can! yes

such is the nature of subjective enjoyment

you can even like this!

all you have to do is ignore reality

[sonic quail]

Me no not wat that is

[runic dirge]

have you seen tlj?

[sonic quail]

Yes

[runic dirge]

hint: it's Leia

she's doing something!

[sonic quail]

💀

[jolly sedge]

She in space

[runic dirge]

bro.................................... you see, if it looks good, the writing must make sense

I am incapable of liking and disliking something at the same time!

if it makes me feel something it must be perfect, and to criticise it is an attack on myself!

star wars is all about clinging on to hope, and I will NOT let you take away my Hope, pesky film critics!!!!!!

[sonic quail]

I like the idea of leia being able to use the force

But not like this

Altho

It is hilarious

[runic dirge]

she opens her fucking eyes

just to drive the nail in the coffin

fucking Fin and Poe watching her

amazing

[sonic quail]

Man

Rian johnson needs his career ended

For this shit

[runic dirge]

this is foreshadowing right

I've heard of the Stupid Scene but I don't know the exact details

[sonic quail]

Idk

[cold dock]

Someone stop this bad comedy

MAKE IT STOP

[runic dirge]

the devils are in the details

and boy, are there a lot of bad details in TLJ

• Bilbo Baggins

how stupid do you have to be to make dice like this

the existence of the ring on them for the chain makes them unbalanced, and therefore useless

are they ceremonial, perhaps? never intended to be used?

I suppose you could argue based on appearance that the hook was added in at a later date

considering the discoloration at the base of the hook, perhaps a leftover of welding or something

oh

this is physically painful

[jolly sedge]

lol

@cold dock u see the last mando episode,

?

[cold dock]

not yet

[runic dirge]

obi wan, you're my only hope

[jolly sedge]

That episode made some good memes lol

[runic dirge]

you can not facepalm harder than I am facepalming

[jolly sedge]

For baby yoda

[cold dock]

LUL

[jolly sedge]

lol

[cold dock]

Baby Yoda saving the franchise

well, giving something worthwhile to remember

[jolly sedge]

Roro your in for a treat when u see the new film

Ye theirs people who only watch the mando cause of baby yoda

[cold dock]

There is no logic to the sequels

its just ad libs

[runic dirge]

I'm in for sadness Jiren

WAIT

HUH

SO R2 FUCKING CONVINCED HIM IN LESS THAN TEN SECONDS AFTER REY FAILED

[cold dock]

Ah s***

[jolly sedge]

And recent episode of mando wasn’t bad it’s setting up for something

[runic dirge]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee purple bitch

I've heard the horror stories :)

[cold dock]

OH NO

NOT THE PURPLE B***H

ANYTHING BUT THAT HACK

[runic dirge]

oh I'm screaming now

[cold dock]

Oh no!

[runic dirge]

I shouldn't! I could concern my dear family

but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[cold dock]

OH NO!!!

[runic dirge]

purple bitch is bullying the hero :)

could you like

please not treat him like that thank you

we can ignore how stupid it is to have a heartfelt motivational speech when you're supposed to be on the run

there are worse things

I would like Holdo to stop speaking

[cold dock]

I would like the whole movie to remove itself

but it keeps haunting the latter

[runic dirge]

trust whamen

I STAND with holdo

[cold dock]

believe all wahmen

[runic dirge]

it's HER TURN

[cold dock]

AND NOT ACKBAR'S

Fuck Disney

[runic dirge]

ah yes

nothing like bringing back legacy characters just so you can mistreat them

literally offscreening Ackbar

[cold dock]

yes, a popular trend to this day

[jolly sedge]

ITS A TRAP

[candid heath]

I watched Last Jedi yesterday

Didn’t like it much

[jolly sedge]

U wanna get banned

[runic dirge]

not letting Luke react to the news of the death of one of his closest friends

[candid heath]

What

[jolly sedge]

don’t mention those words

[cold dock]

Disney is watching

[candid heath]

😳

[cold dock]

the Mouse hovers here

[runic dirge]

hey disney look at this! pulls down pants and flashes bare buttocks at the big mean corporation

[candid heath]

I didn’t like Snoke

[runic dirge]

that'll teach them

[candid heath]

He was just not intimidating

[jolly sedge]

Donut are u familiar with Star Wars lore or u just watch the movies

[candid heath]

I’m familiar with a decent amount of the lore

[runic dirge]

lore is gay and it can not save the movies

[cold dock]

We mean the EU

[candid heath]

The star wars media I need to watch still is
Rogue One
Solo
Clone Wars
And Mandalorian

[cold dock]

fuck Disney Lore

[candid heath]

Oh Legends is awesome

[jolly sedge]

Ye

That’s the true canon lore

[candid heath]

Well
Not according to Lucas

[cold dock]

No, Lucas deemed it so

[jolly sedge]

Ye Disney doesn’t it to be canon

[runic dirge]

oh no it's Moon's favorite character

[candid heath]

He didn’t like the Fetts as mandalorian

Or that Luke had a wife

[cold dock]

Well, he accepted them later on

as the fans grew with them

[runic dirge]

hey bro, you ready to save what we love?

[candid heath]

He even told Filoni to make the Fetts non mandalorian in clone wars

Personally

[cold dock]

Well, yeah - that's a thing

but the other stuff was accepted

[candid heath]

Also
I don’t think Poe did anything wrong really

Sure he was a bit quick to the draw

[cold dock]

but Grevious was done dirty

[candid heath]

But he saw an incompetent leader and tried to change it

[jolly sedge]

Donut do u read comics

[candid heath]

Not really

[runic dirge]

I gotta say, congratulations to Rian Johnson for being brave enough to cast an asian woman in his movie

[candid heath]

I don’t have access to them

[runic dirge]

giving a shoutout to asia

[jolly sedge]

Oh

[runic dirge]

good guy, that Rian

[cold dock]

Poe was the only one concerned about the lives of his team

[candid heath]

I wanna learn more about KOTOR lore man

[runic dirge]

I better make sure not to criticize her, or I'll be a xenophobe!

[jolly sedge]

Rian Johnson is a beta make

[cold dock]

he is already a leader

Ruin is a beta cuck

[runic dirge]

sorry shep, holdo said there were no leaders

[candid heath]

Holdo just seemed
So incompetent

[runic dirge]

only trigger happy flyboys

[candid heath]

And overtly aggresive

[cold dock]

motherfucking bitch, that Holdo is

[candid heath]

Imagine if the Dreadnought followed the main Resistance ship

They wouldn’t have lasted as many hours

The Dreadnought would have decimated them

Poe did them a favor

I think

Thoughts?

[jolly sedge]

Poe is a better char than Rey

[candid heath]

I don’t think Rey’s bad really
Just slightly misused

But I like how her actress plays her

I like all the actors in the sequel trilogy

[runic dirge]

slightly misused

[candid heath]

I loved Finn in Force Awakens

[runic dirge]

how did she learn how to fly so well

how did she learn the inner complex workings of the falcon?

[candid heath]

I dunno
Same reason Anakin was great at pod racing I assume

[jolly sedge]

Donut have u seen the new movie

[runic dirge]

nope

anakin worked on machines and was a racer for a long time

[candid heath]

I haven’t seen Rise of Skywalker

[jolly sedge]

Ok

[candid heath]

Gonna watch it in a few hours

[runic dirge]

qui gon complimented his reflexes, specifically

[jolly sedge]

I was gonna bring up something but I don’t wanna spoil you

[runic dirge]

he never even finished a race before PM

so that's not a good comparison

[candid heath]

Same with Luke
He was a technician sure
But he was a farm boy

And he destroyed the Death Star

So I don’t see much of an issue with Rey knowing how to fly well

[runic dirge]

who trained her

how did she learn anything at all?

how is she one upping Han in his own ship?

[candid heath]

Oh that I didn’t like

Making Han seem dumb I disliked

Just seemed stupid

[runic dirge]

how is a character that learned nothing better at everything than everyone else?

how is that slightly misused

[candid heath]

I dunno man

I just like her actress and how she plays her

[runic dirge]

that's one thing

[candid heath]

I wasn’t trying to say anything deep

[cold dock]

Good actors - terrible screenplay and story

[runic dirge]

liking Daisy Ridley is fine, just a minority opinion

but Rey is beyond stupid

with zero attempt to explain anything she does

[candid heath]

I don’t get how she won against Kylo

[runic dirge]

because JJ can't write

[candid heath]

Kylo trained since childhood

Jedi teaching to dark side teaching

Even if he was injured

[runic dirge]

she pulled the lightsaber away from him when he was trying to force pull it to himself

[candid heath]

He should’ve won

[runic dirge]

how?

how did she defeat him in a mental battle?

how did she learn jedi mind tricks?

how is she so skilled with a blaster?

[candid heath]

I guess she’s supposed to have an ungodly high midichlorian count?

But JJ doesn’t like midichlorians

So idk

[runic dirge]

that doesn't explain anything

midicholians is just potential

you still need to be trained

[cold dock]

MaRey Sue

[candid heath]

True

[cold dock]

Only explanation

[runic dirge]

midiclorians didn't teach her how to speak Wookie

[candid heath]

I mean
Luke got fucking destroyed by Vader in empire

And he had more experience

[runic dirge]

Vader had more experience

[candid heath]

Nono

Lemme rephrase it

Luke got destroyed by the big bad after training
Rey defeated the big bad with zero training

[runic dirge]

correct

and Luke went on to learn from his defeat, increase his skill, and later defeated Vader

that's logical, believable progression

[cold dock]

the Mary Sueism

the TISM

[runic dirge]

and that was even with him going crazy at the end, so you can discount some of it

Luke learned from his experiences and his teachers

Rey had neither and is better than everyone at everything

Rey is nothing like Luke and nothing like anakin

anakin spent like, 5 years on tattooine, since he was sold into slavery at the age of 4, I believe

5 years in a workshop

[candid heath]

Anakin was naturally gifted sure
But it took years of training to get as strong as he was

[runic dirge]

he was naturally gifted in the ways of the force

his skill as a pilot he spent years training

[candid heath]

Yeah

And he spent his early adult life in constant war and dueling

[runic dirge]

he had good reflexes, that's all

[candid heath]

Every day was a battle basically

So he honed his pilot skills

Did you watch the Clone Wars cartoon Roro?

[runic dirge]

anakin may be insufferable but at least his progression makes sense

when I was a kid

[candid heath]

I was planning on watching when possible

[runic dirge]

I don't remember anything from it except worms that go in your brain because that traumatized me

[candid heath]

Maul was so fucking cool in that cartoon

He became Obi Wan’s Vader

[cold dock]

Clone Wars is legendary

and thankfully canon

still

fuck Disney

they kept that, but not anything else

[jolly sedge]

Anakin was the chosen one

[cold dock]

because royalties to Lucas

[runic dirge]

[cold dock]

Kelly Marie Tran deserved better

[runic dirge]

time to not bully kelly marie tran because that would be uncalled for

time to instead bully Rose Tico

[cold dock]

but she got the worst role in history of anything

worse than Jar Jar Binks

[runic dirge]

I can't type please john wick me

[cold dock]

Jahn Wack

Okay, where's your dog?

and your mustang?

https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-john-wick2-john-wick-gifs-keanu-reeves-locked-and-loaded-gif-7176406

[runic dirge]

Finn, to himself"This bitch"

Finn's face is my face now

we are all Finn

[cold dock]

Indeed

and Boyega speaks for us

All of us are Finn

[runic dirge]

yeah, I'm finn

I'm finna yeet this mfing film off a mfing CLIFF

[cold dock]

agack

[runic dirge]

bro...

yes bro?

luv u, bro...

LUKE: The sacred Jedi texts! YODA: Oh. Read them, have you? LUKE: Well, I... YODA: Page-turners they were not. Yes, yes, yes. Wisdom they held, but that library contained nothing that the girl Rey does not already possess.

I have no words

[crimson lance]

she simply read them all in between movies roro

pay attention

[runic dirge]

oh, I see

thanks

[jolly sedge]

Scared Jedi texts sounds corny

[runic dirge]

dude

you have no idea

they were introduced and dismissed in the span of one movie

they meant nothing and were used for nothing

but HEY RIAN, you got your fucking screenshot bait with the burning of the tree

so I guess it's ok

go and abuse iconography for your aesthetic appeal

[jolly sedge]

Lol

What other movies has rian Johnson directed

[runic dirge]

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0426059/#director

three episodes of Breaking Bad

Fly was good

a waste of time in the big picture but it was enjoyable

Fifty-one I don't remember specifically

Ozymandias was incredible

[jolly sedge]

Oh

[fluid merlin]

Finished witcher

[crimson lance]

he made lost

[fluid merlin]

He made looper and knives out

Both good movies

[crimson lance]

looper was good

or i thought it was good when i was like >11

Just looked it up

i was literally 11

epic!

[fluid merlin]

Knives out better imo

[crimson lance]

I should really watch more movies with my much more mature eyes

[fluid merlin]

Been a while since i saw looper yeah

[runic dirge]

RJ really went ham on ripping off Empire

lol

my bad, this was ROTJ

guess he stole from everyone then

[crimson lance]

bro the song at the end of episode of 2 of the witcher is great

[hoary hawk]

Thanks

You’re at the end of ep 5? @fluid merlin

It was 4am for me or else I woulda continued

[fluid merlin]

Finished all 8 episodes

[runic dirge]

I have a weakness for edgy poetic idiots

[hoary hawk]

Like who

[runic dirge]

it's true! if you want me to like your character just make them stupid/incomprehensible/esoteric/edgy/etc

like Kylo Ren

Poe is, to my knowledge, the best character in the sequels, in that he makes sense and tries to do the right thing and shit

but Kylo is my dude

[crimson lance]

Spies in disguises has a higher rating than Rise of sky walker on Rotten tomoatoes

[jolly sedge]

lol

Roro u gonna watch the Witcher

@fluid merlin whatvwouod u rate the Witcher

[crimson lance]

roro doesnt watch things

havent you paid attention

[jolly sedge]

I guess not

U watch game of thrones William

[crimson lance]

no i dont watch tv

do not ask me about tv ever again it offends me

[jolly sedge]

ok

[fluid merlin]

Maybe a solid 8/10

Kind of want to say 9/10, but ill rewatch some episodes first

I wasn’t too into it at the beginning but then it definitely kick it up a notch

Its better than the mandalorian, his dark materials and watchmen

I would rate those 7/10, 6/10 and 7/10 respectively so far

[young compass]

That newest mandalorian episode dude

Fuck yes

They got Gus

[stone mantle]

Finished witcher

Season 2 pls

[young compass]

Gotta watch that

[runic dirge]

oh no

it's about to happen, I can feel it

the cannon plan was fucked up :)

so it's almost time for the most legendary line of dialogue in star wars, no, in all cinema

[young compass]

Are you on episode 5?

[runic dirge]

I'm watching the last jedi

[young compass]

Oh.

[runic dirge]

there's a cannon in Empire

?