dev-general

[normal ivy]

i mean, im talking about a subscription payment of 600/700 a month, so any devs interested hit me up

small job, but skills required

[quiet depot]

@normal ivy sorry, I just checked discord tos

[static zealot]

I did 4 years of c++. that was 2 years ago. no thanks :))

[quiet depot]

not actually allowed to post that stuff in discord

you'll have to find someone elsewhere

[normal ivy]

what type of job is it?

[quiet depot]

just not allowed to talk about game cheats

[normal ivy]

well lets just say, its better gaming chairs im looking to purchase

[boreal needle]

why do people take cheating so seriously

its actually depressing

[quiet depot]

well, then you can try buy them somewhere else

[normal ivy]

makes me a lot of money

[boreal needle]

no offence but that is incredibly sad

[normal ivy]

it can be sad, i just woke up in a £2.75 million house lmfao

can u say the same

[onyx loom]

if ur rich can u send me money then

I'm quite poor

[normal ivy]

name a price

[onyx loom]

100% of ur Bank account 👍

[normal ivy]

its empty, take it 🙂

[quiet depot]

do u do crypto

send me crypto

tell me the currency and i'll paste the wallet

[normal ivy]

i can pay in crypto, nft or art

[boreal needle]

nfts 🌚

[old wyvern]

1 bitcoin

[cinder flare]

"art" 🥶

[normal ivy]

1 bitcoin would mean i want ur service for the next 20 years lmfao

[old wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/bitcoin-cheers-bitcoin-cheers-rd_btc-gatsby-gif-19869392

[normal ivy]

it works for less tax

[boreal needle]

1btc is like the lowest of the low end for a yearly salary here

[quiet depot]

bc1q045dwl04yd7w45ygyyjrvvwe34ncep425gn6kq

send btc

[normal ivy]

for the man that hasnt done c++ in 2 years

hm

[normal ivy]

there is some bums in here

[quiet depot]

you've confused me with blitz

I'm just accepting btc for free

[boreal needle]

make that 2

[old wyvern]

make that 3

[normal ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-nice-gif-14153667

[old wyvern]

0.062 bitcoins will do

[boreal needle]

embed fail

[old wyvern]

Thanks

[boreal needle]

laugh at this user!

[quiet depot]

Hah!

[normal ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[cinder flare]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[normal ivy]

[quiet depot]

Hah! x2

[normal ivy]

fuck sake

ahahha

[old wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-not-funny-its-not-funny-not-amused-haha-fake-laugh-gif-4050313

[normal ivy]

some fresh jokes here fr well done everyone

[boreal needle]

banned from devden speedrun

[normal ivy]

AAHAHAHAHA

[old wyvern]

lmao

[normal ivy]

new yt vid coming soon on it

[quiet depot]

dev den merge with hc when

brister mitten admin??

[boreal needle]

do we keep the uwu role

[quiet depot]

yes

[boreal needle]

epic

im in

[old wyvern]

😮

[boreal needle]

and do we keep

and

cant forget mark

[cinder flare]

god I love

i remember the day that was made

classic emily, love her

[quiet depot]

definitely can keep the emotes

[boreal needle]

how about all our beautiful femboy stickers

[cinder flare]

what about the rust channel

that's vital

[boreal needle]

what about odin

[cinder flare]

oh yeah awkward lol

[obtuse gale]

pout

[prisma wave]

make me owner and i accept your offer

[obtuse gale]

billyb for admin

[boreal needle]

no

[lavish notch]

https://tenor.com/bnYYF.gif

[obtuse gale]

probably the most deserving admin

[obtuse gale]

to shutdown these skids

[static zealot]

hmm. how about no?

[small peak]

billyb best admin

[obtuse gale]

yup mason knows

[boreal needle]

ive never even spoken to you and i know thats a bad idea

[static zealot]

:)))

[obtuse gale]

must be because you have pronouns in your bio

talking to a true american

[boreal needle]

lmao ok

im about as american as you are respectable

[static zealot]

:))))

[obtuse gale]

not with them pronouns

un america

[small peak]

billyb is a bigger minecraft hackerman than both of you though

[static zealot]

hmm.

[lavish notch]

Ah... no wonder my toaster oven wasn't working yesterday, BillyB used their mad skills and compromised it so it wouldn't toast bread. Makes sense.

[small peak]

she knows

[obtuse gale]

yes hide your toasters, printers, and fridges

i will blow them up

[small peak]

toasters pop when billy around

[static zealot]

do you shove them up your ass and then blow them?

[small peak]

woah weird

[obtuse gale]

no i show them your github

[static zealot]

ah. makes sense.

[obtuse gale]

tons of sense

[steel heart]

honest opinion, larry should come back and become head sir owner of hc

[obtuse gale]

conclure you know im meant to be

head of hc

[steel heart]

hmm

idk

i mean

yes and no?

no and yes

perhaps

[obtuse gale]

yes it is

[steel heart]

If you can write me a clojure parser in brainfuck, then that shows dedication so in that case Id vouch for you, but otherwise I think larry should be head instead

[small peak]

billyb only codes autoclickers in asm

[obtuse gale]

yea what about asm

[steel heart]

so you didnt code mason?

[obtuse gale]

masons made in asm

[small peak]

are you putting cap on my stack

[obtuse gale]

very efficient

[steel heart]

interesting

[small peak]

clean up your code man you're filling the stack with cap

[prisma wave]

xD

[obtuse gale]

santa ive missed you

you dont speak to me anymore

[steel heart]

🌞

[small peak]

I am going to heap allocate your mother and crash the server

[steel heart]

billyb hows that memory thing going

btw

[prisma wave]

soz

[obtuse gale]

i instead am making a cpp networking lib with epoll

[prisma wave]

cringe

[obtuse gale]

cuz fuck java

[steel heart]

i mean

rust

:)))

[prisma wave]

cringe

[obtuse gale]

im good lmao

[small peak]

yuck write it in c

[prisma wave]

based

[steel heart]

😔

+ratioed

[prisma wave]

Rust fans should be sent to prison

[obtuse gale]

were never safe

[steel heart]

what alternative do you suggest Santa?

[obtuse gale]

cpp

[prisma wave]

h

[steel heart]

H#?

[prisma wave]

yes

[steel heart]

oh is it just called H or do u mean demonic haskell?

[obtuse gale]

dead haskell

he means

[prisma wave]

Dead?

Do you have a source for that claim?

[obtuse gale]

terry davis

[prisma wave]

He's biased

[obtuse gale]

whos to say you arent as well?

i mean idk haskell so im just playing but you do you

[small peak]

haskell is based

[prisma wave]

So true

[prisma wave]

I am incredibly biased

[small peak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOHeJtXqhTM

[obtuse gale]

terry davis on h

[static zealot]

billyb just a random question. how many alts you got?

[obtuse gale]

alt what?

[small peak]

im not an alt dont call me an alt

[static zealot]

did anyone talk with you mason?

did you feel guilty?

[small peak]

oh I thought you were implying that I was an alt of billyb

dont come at me like that

[static zealot]

or what?

[obtuse gale]

how many alts of what?

[small peak]

ill smell you

[static zealot]

valorant...

[obtuse gale]

2

[prisma wave]

Mid game

[obtuse gale]

this is my only discord lmao

ive been in here for years bud

i just dont sit here chatting all day to get a rank

[static zealot]

doesn't seem like that lately

[obtuse gale]

more like for enjoyment

[static zealot]

I can help you stop chatting tho and achieving your dream

its just 2 button clicks away

[obtuse gale]

abusive?

i did nothing wrong bud

[static zealot]

you just have to ask

[prisma wave]

ban me

No balls

[static zealot]

abusive? I was just giving you options

[obtuse gale]

lmao youre sad

[static zealot]

I am. and depressed

[small peak]

there's no question, the cia is involved here

[obtuse gale]

blitz just shut up bud youre a corrupt discord volunteer staff

[static zealot]

hmm

[boreal needle]

i honestly cannot tell if youre being satirical here

[static zealot]

yes I am. but I Won't shut up

I can't

[obtuse gale]

i can tell by your chat level

[obtuse gale]

new project for your github?

would fit well

[static zealot]

hmm

[small peak]

why do I see sad and disappointed are you edgy or something

[static zealot]

you're not wrong

[static zealot]

absolutely

[small peak]

thats sick

down with the sickness

[static zealot]

yeah. and not in a good way

[obtuse gale]

youre sick bud

go get vaxed

[static zealot]

hmm. I want to get waxed

[obtuse gale]

from looking at your github

i expect you to be hairy

[static zealot]

absolutely

[obtuse gale]

btw guys keep in mind blitz is abusive so dont fw him

[small peak]

spooky skelingtons

[static zealot]

billyb. do you own any NFT?

[small peak]

billyb shits bored apes

[static zealot]

does he? that's cool

seems like its time for a break then? I quite liked chatting with you billyb.

[obtuse gale]

no i own 100 bitcoin

[static zealot]

oh damn. that's cool.

[obtuse gale]

was given to me as a present @ birth

why do you wonder?

[static zealot]

oh. so you must be quite young then. 13 yo at most. I could tell anyways.

[obtuse gale]

volunteer worker trying to compare wallets?

[prisma wave]

what is going on here man 😭 😵‍💫

[obtuse gale]

santa how is this weirdo trusted

[obtuse gale]

when he threatens

[static zealot]

yes. I ask myself that everyday.

[prisma wave]

Yea I should be made owner

[steel heart]

yup

[obtuse gale]

if santa was owner you would be banned blitz, and i would be your daddy

[steel heart]

[static zealot]

it would be quite weird if you ask me. My dad to be half my age.

[prisma wave]

🤧

[obtuse gale]

how old do you think i am man lol

[remote goblet]

sounds like blitz is old

[obtuse gale]

youre the one threatening with discord perms

then calling me young

[small peak]

jesus christ blitz is 40 chatting on discord

[prisma wave]

I'm 18 tomorrow :)

[static zealot]

well you're clearly not older than 13 considering you got 200 bitcoin as your birth gift and bitcoin was created in 2009

[obtuse gale]

yea bllitz must be 40 then

since im 20

[static zealot]

ah yes. 100%

that's what a 13 yo would say

[obtuse gale]

?

[static zealot]

just stating the facts.

[steel heart]

holy shit aint lying

had that for over a year

[remote goblet]

your discord servers are a mess

[steel heart]

ye

[static zealot]

interestging note. ngl

[prisma wave]

that's a very impressive note collection

[obtuse gale]

Blitz

are you 40?

[static zealot]

no. I am actually just 3 years younger than PiggyPigglet. So with simple maths, I am 116 yo.

[obtuse gale]

so now youre an abusive lying staff member?

[static zealot]

absolutely. I Do that for a living.

pays pretty well

[obtuse gale]

explains your dry wallet

[small peak]

nah mans got a 401k, wife, and child

[steel heart]

lmao

[obtuse gale]

Can I have your random teleport plugin blitz?

Very intriguing project you have there

[static zealot]

well its Open Source. So you can clone/fork and build it. yes.

[obtuse gale]

This will be so useful for my server

Thanks

[small peak]

im gonna randomly teleport to the jungle with purple monkey and swing vine to vine in search of bananas

[static zealot]

awesome

[obtuse gale]

Will it randomly teleport me to the nether?

I need to go to the nether

For a quick mission

[static zealot]

It can. but it will most likely teleport you on top of the world (above bedrock).

[small peak]

feature rich

[obtuse gale]

Been looking for a random tp plugin of this expertise

Do you have a join plugin too?

[static zealot]

No. But I do maintain FrozenJoin. I've heard you quite like that plugin.

[obtuse gale]

guys

do a barrel roll

guys you should google "do a barrel roll"

it does something really funny

[static zealot]

yes. its very interesting. google page will actually do a barrel roll

[small peak]

https://tenor.com/view/life-barrel-gif-9178158

[steel heart]

o

[static zealot]

embed fail

[steel heart]

it just barrel rolled me

[obtuse gale]

epic embed failure

Emily google what year will Blitz lose his virginity

[prisma wave]

@obtuse gale can you get over the fact that the word "gullible" upside down looks like a cat ?

[small peak]

epic chat feature

[prisma wave]

I can't

[obtuse gale]

I cannot

It’ll show never

[prisma wave]

Omg same

[static zealot]

It says 2018. And it even mentions your sweet mother.

must be a spelling mistake

[obtuse gale]

My mom looks at GitHub’s before sex, and you don’t pass the test bud

So nice cap

[static zealot]

Interesting. But you clearly did. Did you enjoy it?

[obtuse gale]

No you failed the test

[prisma wave]

Jithub

[obtuse gale]

Blitz why does my browser show ShitHub when I look at your profile

[small peak]

another man with a sexier github got the job done

[static zealot]

I have no idea. You seem to be using some sort of smart browser.

[obtuse gale]

@obtuse gale

[prisma wave]

@obtuse gale

[obtuse gale]

She blocked me for the 20th time

[static zealot]

Gregory seems cool.

[obtuse gale]

he a cool guy

[obtuse gale]

@prisma wave say billy b would like to be unblocked

[prisma wave]

I HAVE DISCORD NITRO WOOOOOOOO

[static zealot]

Good job!

[obtuse gale]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[prisma wave]

billy b would like to be unCOCKed

XDDD

[static zealot]

Funny Moment!

[obtuse gale]

Haha

Yes

[prisma wave]

yep

Yeah

Yeperoo

[static zealot]

Football players are just insane.

[obtuse gale]

No Santa

[prisma wave]

Yes

[obtuse gale]

You must say emily

[prisma wave]

emily

[obtuse gale]

can you unmute billyb

I mean unblock

[prisma wave]

can you unmute billyb

[obtuse gale]

I’d appreciate it

Thanks

I can

[prisma wave]

I mean unblock

[obtuse gale]

I can, yes

[prisma wave]

I'd appreciate it

Thanks

[obtuse gale]

okay

[static zealot]

She can. But should she unblock you? That's the real question

[prisma wave]

he's not saying anything else

I don't know what to do

[obtuse gale]

Why was I blocked is the question

okay

[static zealot]

Maybe if you share some of those 200 bitcoins you own, you guys can talk about it

[prisma wave]

Why was I blocked is the question

[obtuse gale]

you aren't

[prisma wave]

you aren't

[obtuse gale]

you aren't

why you remove me as a friend

[prisma wave]

billyb is typing...

[obtuse gale]

we were the bestest of briends

[static zealot]

Santa you do emily and I do billyb

[prisma wave]

why you remove me as a friend

we were the bestest of briends

[obtuse gale]

santa its working

[prisma wave]

No I'm doing billyb

[obtuse gale]

we need to get the point across

twice

[static zealot]

ok

[obtuse gale]

ove me as a fri

[prisma wave]

santa its working

[static zealot]

ove me as a fri

[prisma wave]

we need to get the point across

twice

[static zealot]

sal with airpods

[obtuse gale]

she still has me blocked

sad times

10 football matches with crazy weather

[static zealot]

10 football matches with crazy weather

[prisma wave]

sal with airpods
This sticker is from a server that is either private or unavailable

she still has me blocked

[obtuse gale]

maxresdefault.png

[prisma wave]

sad times

[static zealot]

maxresdefault.png

[obtuse gale]

okay epic let's go

[static zealot]

okay epic let's go

[obtuse gale]

my gf has blocked me

https://imgur.com/cIz5Cg3

[prisma wave]

https://c.tenor.com/5mcFLmMpdPYAAAAM/mario-judah-mario.gif

[obtuse gale]

epic embed fail

[prisma wave]

my gf has blocked me

[static zealot]

https://imgur.com/cIz5Cg3

epic embed fail

[small peak]

bomp is bird blitz is rat

[obtuse gale]

i'm sorry to hear that, mitten

[static zealot]

bomp is bird blitz is rat

[obtuse gale]

[16:11] Blitz: bomp is bird blitz is rat

[static zealot]

i'm sorry to hear that, mitten

[prisma wave]

yo that seagull the glizzy gulper 🤩 😳 🤯

[static zealot]

[16:11] Blitz: bomp is bird blitz is rat

[obtuse gale]

@obtuse gale

do you see me

[prisma wave]

Thanks I appreciate it

@obtuse gale

do you see me

WELL??

[obtuse gale]

well in that case

[static zealot]

well in that case

[obtuse gale]

i rest my case

[prisma wave]

https://c.tenor.com/5mcFLmMpdPYAAAAM/mario-judah-mario.gif

https://c.tenor.com/5mcFLmMpdPYAAAAM/mario-judah-mario.gif

[obtuse gale]

https://c.tenor.com/5mcFLmMpdPYAAAAM/mario-judah-mario.gif

[prisma wave]

😕

[onyx loom]

epic embed fail

[prisma wave]

https://c.tenor.com/5mcFLmMpdPYAAAAM/mario-judah-mario.gif

[obtuse gale]

!!!

[static zealot]

!!!

[prisma wave]

you so
fucking
previous
when you
Smile

[obtuse gale]

previous

[prisma wave]

YSFPWYS

[onyx loom]

you so
fucking
previous
when you
Smile

[static zealot]

previous

[prisma wave]

previous

[compact perch]

📋 Your paste: Emily

https://paste.helpch.at/tidaxihoma

A member of staff has requested I move your message to a paste,
Most likely because it contains a config/error/code snippet.

[prisma wave]

No spamming

[obtuse gale]

thanks barry

[static zealot]

thanks barry

[prisma wave]

You are being rate limited.

[obtuse gale]

Thanks to Smarika Sigdel, Arianathagod, Lina, Sarah for correcting these lyrics.

[compact perch]

📋 Your paste: BlitzOffline

https://paste.helpch.at/gocenukude

A member of staff has requested I move your message to a paste,
Most likely because it contains a config/error/code snippet.

[static zealot]

Thanks to Smarika Sigdel, Arianathagod, Lina, Sarah for correcting these lyrics.

[obtuse gale]

Writer(s): Ariana Grande, Njomza Vitia, Taylor Monet Parks, Victoria Monet McCants, Kimberly Krysiuk, Michael David Foster, Thomas Lee Brown, Charles Michael Anderson, Oscar Ii Hammerstein, Richard Rodgers

[static zealot]

Writer(s): Ariana Grande, Njomza Vitia, Taylor Monet Parks, Victoria Monet McCants, Kimberly Krysiuk, Michael David Foster, Thomas Lee Brown, Charles Michael Anderson, Oscar Ii Hammerstein, Richard Rodgers

[prisma wave]

https://c.tenor.com/gY-9H4Wgj_kAAAAM/jacquesrep-jacques.gif

she really said this

[obtuse gale]

omg

[static zealot]

so smart ❤️ ❤️ ⭐ ❤️ ❗ ❣️

[obtuse gale]

Barry is being a misogynist

he's telling me to use #bot-commands

i guess emily is just not my type

[static zealot]

no one is your type if we're being honest

[prisma wave]

i guess emily is just not my type

[obtuse gale]

yea none of these bitches on my level

[prisma wave]

yea none of these bitches on my level

[static zealot]

exactly. you're to low for everyone

man. I love it. you're finally being open about your feelings. I guess this hour of therapy was really worth it

no one asked you mason so keep for yourself. thanks

[small peak]

blitz highest on the totem pole look at his github for proof

[obtuse gale]

blitz github is under the ocean

[prisma wave]

blitz github is under the ocean

[obtuse gale]

santa its nice to see you agree

[obtuse gale]

how dare you call me a bitch

ain't you got a mother?

"everyone's got a mother, at least one"

[small peak]

retweet

[obtuse gale]

LMAOOO

emily fingers chickens dont let her hurt your feelings santa

[small peak]

^

[latent dirge]

Coders have the worst humor!

[obtuse gale]

ok

[onyx loom]

ok

[static zealot]

ok

[latent dirge]

ok

[obtuse gale]

convace has the worst server

[latent dirge]

This is also true!

[small peak]

im gonna mine your adventures

[latent dirge]

Oh no, shiver my timbers

[obtuse gale]

she made toothpicks of the timber of my heart

[latent dirge]

Your name is Emily

Don't you species of human fake injuries in gym class?

[obtuse gale]

https://youtu.be/kDjGnCzJAOg

[static zealot]

that's a quote from shakespeare right? Hamlet if I'm not wrong

[obtuse gale]

1. no
2. what does that have to do with my name

[latent dirge]

Oh, you don't get the stereotype

[obtuse gale]

I do not, I am not from wherever that's a stereotype in

[latent dirge]

But your name is Emily

[small peak]

damn convance chatting now

[latent dirge]

that's the access code

mason ikr

[small peak]

convance for admin 2022

[prisma wave]

ratio

[latent dirge]

counter-ratio

[compact perch]

Hey son,

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

[prisma wave]

Poor effort

[compact perch]

Hey son,

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

[static zealot]

because the wings are offline

[latent dirge]

Blitz how old are you?

[static zealot]

yes

[prisma wave]

Fucking

[latent dirge]

decent answer

[static zealot]

Fucking Old

[prisma wave]

I hate setting up pterodactyl

I've done it so many times

[static zealot]

:))

[prisma wave]

And it is so shit

[small peak]

he said hes 40

[boreal needle]

is it that bad?

[latent dirge]

it's terrodactil

[static zealot]

I've mentioned it a bit earlier Convace. I am exactly 116

[latent dirge]

oh

[prisma wave]

No

It's fine

It's just boring after the 50th time

[static zealot]

BM, that's why you make Piggy do it for you

[prisma wave]

The install process is very simple

[static zealot]

the update process is quite simple nowadays as well.

which is nice

[boreal needle]

i hate it
its fine

[prisma wave]

Piggy doesn't deserve that pain

[prisma wave]

It's objectively fine but I personally hate it

[latent dirge]

Am I the only one here who thinks you are talking about actual dinosaurs?

[prisma wave]

yeah we are

[latent dirge]

oh

[static zealot]

well he did get it from me like 3 times. well excluding all the problem fixing after that

:))

[latent dirge]

imagine
talking

[static zealot]

guys I need you to make a decision for me. yes or no?

[latent dirge]

yes

[static zealot]

ok then. I'm not going to class tomorrow.

[latent dirge]

Oh

[prisma wave]

good

[latent dirge]

well, that isn't smart

[small peak]

let's fail out of college together

[static zealot]

I believe its quite smart. I need my 3 hours of meditation in the morning. that's what a real grinder does

[latent dirge]

I'm mad tho, I got an A- on my chem test, my grade went from 104% to 101% 😦

only about 4 questions were hard

from the 36

[prisma wave]

American education system is so fucking stupid

[latent dirge]

yes i agree

[prisma wave]

How do you get more than 100%

[latent dirge]

extra credit

[prisma wave]

stupid

it should max at 100%

[latent dirge]

well he gives it because people get 70 percents on his tests

[static zealot]

btw @prisma wave I want to thank you. You are the reason this channel, and server exists.

[latent dirge]

it's Advanced Chemistry but he writes the tests like AP Chemistry because he is the board of education in science at our school and the AP Chem teacher

so he makes it hard for us

[prisma wave]

ok so why do u get extra marks

[small peak]

so just ego your classmates

[prisma wave]

keep grinding 💪

[latent dirge]

because he gives extra credit bc he knows ppl need it

[static zealot]

yes sir

[small peak]

grade ratio your classmates

[latent dirge]

I thought everywhere did this

[prisma wave]

that is stupid

so

he makes the tests hard but makes them easy by giving you extra credit

[static zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943818735783911495/950361427854647337/unknown.png

[prisma wave]

what???

[latent dirge]

mind you, it's not a lot, and the extra credit points are worth 10x less than test points

so yeah

[latent dirge]

not much

and tests are worth more, a lot more

I think they are worth 50 percent

If Covid wasn't here, he said it would be around 80 percent

[prisma wave]

hm

how does one get extra credit

isnt it just sucking the teachers dick

(metaphorically or literally)

[latent dirge]

complete his extra credit assignment, or answer a hard question on a test he set for extra credit

usually it's one question

and requires thinking and inference

[static zealot]

still confused as to how your extra 4% helps.

like why do you need 104%?

[prisma wave]

yeah i still dont get it

[latent dirge]

because if i screw up I get some leeway from getting below an A

my parents are arab, I cannot get below an A

I get questioned if my A is 94 percent

ffs

[prisma wave]

just make 100% the max and then make better tests

[static zealot]

oh. ok. that's actually cool. I Can get 200% on an exam and just get 0% on another and it would be 100%

[latent dirge]

no?

[static zealot]

ez class passing

[latent dirge]

the max extra credit per test is only 1 point

really

and most teachers don't even do it

[static zealot]

how much in % is 1 point?

[latent dirge]

like 0.3

[static zealot]

well then how do you get 104%?

if max is 100.3%?

[latent dirge]

no

for the tests it's like 100.5%

multiple tests and a few extra credit assignments gets u that

104%

he sometimes does extra credit worksheets

but they are worth about 15% for that 5 pts extra credit

15 percent of total cardmarking grade

They are graded as homework but as 0/5

[obtuse gale]

0xDEADBEEF > Monoids

[static zealot]

idk man. 104% makes no sense to me. but tbh, its not any better here. we got exams, and they're the only things that matter but you also get assignments that they score and I never understood why. bcz no teacher increased my exam score.

[latent dirge]

oof

I'm still in highschool, 10th grade

If I was in the UK next year I would be going to college

but it's 11th grade for me

next year

[static zealot]

like here teachers can just refuse to let you take the exam completely

[latent dirge]

lmao what?

[prisma wave]

how i long for the extinction of the united states

[static zealot]

yeah... I Guess that's what presence and assignments are for.

knowing if you're worthy for the exam or something xD

[static zealot]

but then russia would take over the world /s

[prisma wave]

good

[small peak]

russia wants our land

[latent dirge]

homework here is practice for the exam, our school abolished grading homework for points but rather they grade it for effort, They believe rewarding the effort and not the grade (for homework only) helps improve test scores because people would be motivated to do better (something called intrusive motivation or something)

college is different tho, here in college your homework will be graded

[small peak]

they're gonna scalp your oil

[static zealot]

what oil? it was already scalped

[latent dirge]

bro can't we just /spawn oil

like ffs MC is so ahead of the game

[static zealot]

you think exactly like an entrapranure my friend. welcome to the club. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/943818735783911495/954029640299728996/unknown.png

[latent dirge]

yes

That's y my motivation is Rockefeller, become rich by abusing the poor, and say it's easy

and if you fail, it's you who failed not the system failing you

^^ sarcasm (Had to explain because Emilys exist)

[small peak]

sell chickens like emily

[static zealot]

no idea who that is

[latent dirge]

bro?

[static zealot]

what?

[latent dirge]

major capitalist in the US, held the biggest monopoly on oil, literally exploited workers

[static zealot]

ok

[latent dirge]

well this was during the early 1900s

[static zealot]

never heard of him

[small peak]

i n d u s t r i a l r e v o l u t i o n

[latent dirge]

yes

Did u ever hear of Chase bank?

He was another guy like rockefeller but they was competing. Rockefeller vs J.P. Morgan

[static zealot]

sounds familiar. but idk

[latent dirge]

many americans have debt to Chase bank

[small peak]

Jay to the Pee Morgan

[latent dirge]

yes

oh i forgot the initials lol

[prisma wave]

Pee XD

[latent dirge]

I got banned on someone's twitch

so weird

[static zealot]

cool

[obtuse gale]

ok

i hold the biggest monopoly

i am trump

[small peak]

blitz skips history class

[latent dirge]

I said

I have your IP
then got banned, but i didn't get to write the punch line
I Pee on you

[static zealot]

absolutely. especially when it is US History class.

[obtuse gale]

blitz is still in highschool

[boreal needle]

blitz is 114

[latent dirge]

Blitz exposed he lives in the US?

[static zealot]

correct you are not my boy

[latent dirge]

only americans take US history

[static zealot]

exactly

that's why I'm skipping it

[obtuse gale]

16 yo blitz

[latent dirge]

https://giphy.com/gifs/mrnigelng-cooking-show-uncle-roger-TwYP72KtO8YQQ4SNgz

[static zealot]

I don't take it

[latent dirge]

hmm

[latent dirge]

^ A very handsome man

[latent dirge]

Does this mean the placeholder is written wrong? https://paste.helpch.at/gamaruvafu.md

[prisma wave]

yes

specifically CheckItemExpansion

threaten the authors with violence unless they fix it

[latent dirge]

so it's the devs fault not the placeholder's?

[prisma wave]

i mean it could also be user error

[latent dirge]

bc this is the placeholder: %checkitem_remove_mat:LEATHER_HELMET,amt:1,data:0,enchantments:minecraft:protection:10lminecraft:unbreaking:10,enchanted:true,nbt:STRING:CustomArmor:SunkistlINTEGER:Damage:0%

[prisma wave]

yeah

[latent dirge]

i think it might be the 10l

but the parse to see the data of the item said that

[sweet cipher]

Probably the commas

[latent dirge]

here is the data: https://i.imgur.com/6TPcEDb.png

When he did /papi parse me %checkitem_remove_mat:LEATHER_HELMET,amt:1,data:0,enchantments:minecraft:protection:10lminecraft:unbreaking:10,enchanted:true,nbt:STRING:CustomArmor:SunkistlINTEGER:Damage:0% it removed the item tho

so I think the placeholder is fine

[boreal needle]

would someone be willing to help me out with testing something?

just need two people to jump on a server and send a pm

[latent dirge]

what version

[onyx loom]

i can

[boreal needle]

18.2

cc.lulu.gdn

[latent dirge]

my laptop cant

[steel heart]

yes maam

oh

I was on 22w11a

1 seec

[static zealot]

ugh. it is the l yeah.

also that photo uses a | not an l I'm pretty sure

[latent dirge]

okay

[static zealot]

but in checkitem you actually don't use | to split

you use ; I believe

[latent dirge]

oh i see

i skipped over it

[static zealot]

...

[wind patio]

Is there a reliable and simple way to test whether the plugin works from X to Y version?

without manually recompiling it on X to Y paper api

[inner umbra]

It depends on the version your building off of. The methods used from the api. If you use nms or not etc..

The way I test version support is I have a folder with jar files from 1.8.8 to 1.18.2 and I start a 1.8.8 server test the features of the plugin then stop the server and start the next version up.

[wind patio]

Yeah, well, that's what I'm doing too

and it's quite tedious

so I'm looking for a better way to do that

[inner umbra]

Yeap.

[wind patio]

by this I mean I do 1.8, 1.12, 1.13 and latest

cuz I'm lazy

[inner umbra]

The most tedious part is I have to make a backup of the world in 1.8.8 and use that to go back in versions because worlds don't have backwards compatability.

[wind patio]

I just have this

and a batch script to automatically copy the plugins_%version% to plugins and start the specific jar

and I automatically build the jar inside the specified plugin folder

saves some time, but still tedious

[inner umbra]

Mines uglier then that lol

I just enter the version and it starts using the specified jar.

[wind patio]

but yeah, the world issue is quite annoying

might have to do something with it like with plugins

[inner umbra]

I might make a plugin that does what viaversion does and changes newer versions blocks and data to an older version or just stone.

[half harness]

👀

I usually just test 1.8, 1.18, and maybe 1.12/1.13 and I just have a folder for each server and just change IDE configuration (that starts the server) and a string in build.gradle.kts (which copies the jar to the server plugins)

yayy level 58

1.8 and 1.18 should be enough testing unless you're making a low-level plugin that uses packets for ex

[inner umbra]

I test last version of each core version to make sure it all works right. I use nms so gotta make sure that works too.

Also tf was that sticker..... it comes up on mobile when I type "sticker" or "test"

[cinder flare]

ah classic, IDE-run server

some day maybe you'll ascend to the docker-compose run server

[half harness]

👀

[cinder flare]

god i love docker so much

changed my life tbh

[wind patio]

d 🤮 cker

[obtuse gale]

uses docker one day

never local tested in his life

[cinder flare]

bro docker is the best thing that literally ever happened to my devops experience

[urban sleet]

https://github.com/JetBrains/Fleet

[frail glade]

Did someone accidentally make the repo public or something?

[onyx loom]

i cant believe theyve made it os 😌 😌 😌 😌

this is amazing

[dawn hinge]

I'm gonna create my own IDE!! Thanks JetBrains

[old wyvern]

No, thats fake 🥲. Its an imge not an embed

[frail glade]

Gotcha

[stuck shard]

You got us in the first half ngl 😂

[frigid badge]

what a joke this language.

return type void

[boreal needle]

is that ts

[frigid badge]

no php

[boreal needle]

oh

[old wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/matt-damon-weezer-snl-burn-gif-13146183

[boreal needle]

yeah nothing new then

[distant sun]

@frigid badge private void duplicateData() java 🤓

[frigid badge]

it’s weird that if you don’t write a return type it automatically is ‘mixed’ instead of void

[distant sun]

🤣

It is php after all

[frigid badge]

yeah, I mean it makes sense to be backwards compatible

since they used to not have strict typing at all

[obtuse gale]

Santa we’ve failed

[white bear]

Um hello, where can I ask some questions about C++?

[quiet depot]

#development

[white bear]

Thanks!

[timber oak]

Best economy API for 1.18 and later?

[boreal needle]

vault is kinda the standard

its not particularly feature packed but it is literally everywhere

[timber oak]

I guess that's helpful if I decide to add other plugins on the server that needs to work with the economy

[brittle leaf]

vault is just the bridge, it doesnt actually handle the economy.

[prisma wave]

WHAT

[boreal needle]

that is the point of an api, no?

we don't care how it does it, only what it does

[brittle leaf]

i was just saying that vault doesnt handle the economy.

its just the bridge

if you want your economy to be useable in other plugins then vault would be a good thing to use

[cinder flare]

wtf is mixed lmao

sounds straight from the American South circa 1950

[boreal needle]

i think its like anything

[cinder flare]

huh

[boreal needle]

anything is a subtype of mixed

[obtuse gale]

Emily broke up with me bro

[frigid badge]

mixed just means you can return whatever, it has no type

[steel heart]

So basically it'd be like returning Object type in Java?

[boreal needle]

or a primitive, yeah

or just flat out not returning

[steel heart]

oh

thats grotesque and cool

[prisma wave]

shame

[obtuse gale]

I wish you could’ve pulled thru for me

As the voice of purple monkey

[unique field]

Is it possible to create more than one custom exceptions WITHOUT constructor, in same class?

[boreal needle]

what does that mean?

[inner umbra]

throws?

[unique field]

class customExceptions extends Exception{
      public void maxInputException(String passMe) {
        super(passMe);
      }
      public void maxMultiplierReachedException(String passMe) {
          super(passMe);
      }
}

I want to make my customExceptions class, and I should be able to call these predefined custom exceptions methods anywhere in the code

[boreal needle]

ah

an exception is just a class

you could have static subclasses if you really wanted to

public class CustomExceptions {
  public static class ExampleException extends Exception { }
public static class OtherExampleException extends Exception { } 
}```

[unique field]

ooooooo ty

so I have to define different (sub)classes for each exception?

[boreal needle]

yeah

an exception is just a fancy class

do watch your naming conventions though, classes should be PascalCase

[unique field]

Thanks for taking your time to respond back to me mate, I really appreciate your effort. Have a great day.
I'll fix my naming conventions also xD

[distant sun]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLuNtCHF/

@ocean quartz

[static zealot]

gaby. why?

[ocean quartz]

Mood

[distant sun]

Why

[static zealot]

definitely not biased answer incoming

[ocean quartz]

Nah, libraries make your life much easier, definitely use it
Only do it all yourself if you want to learn or if what is provided isn't good enough

[heavy hill]

---

🌻 {Plugin : DeluxeMenu} - ** Would you know if it is possible to force ➔ to put on the right the description when we put our cursor on the item in a menu ** ?

My question is what attribute to put in the .yml file (** to force the description ('lore') to appear on the right of the screen?** )

Thanks in advance
SCREEN : https://image.noelshack.com/fichiers/2022/12/4/1648149341-capture-d-ecran-2022-03-24-201532.png

[ocean quartz]

Please stick to a single channel, there is no need to post on many, and this is not the right channel for it

[heavy hill]

Okay, I'm just afraid I don't have an answer,
And I don't know which channel is the best to solve my problem please

[ocean quartz]

Either #general-plugins or #general-plugins-2

[heavy hill]

Thanks you very much

[main condor]

Hello my account got disabled and idk why

[inner umbra]

?not-discord

[compact perch]

FAQ Answer:

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[main condor]

oh

[steel heart]

@prisma wave you ready for round two? Could have skipped the Swedish class we did nothing interesting anyways but yeah here’s my final say

Semantically Optional and null do not lead to much difference in terms of you’d check for null and the safety is roughly the same if you write carefully enough, but that’s subjective.

Then about your argument that it enforces explicit thinking, for me at least it hasn’t really done that or well given me that sort of mind set, not on a significant level at least, if it does that for you then optional might suit for you Ig.

When it comes to kotlin yes you achieve roughly the same semantics not exactly for instance chaining would require map or flatMap as opposed to just ?

[old wyvern]

Well yes, but essentially the same

[prisma wave]

Semantically Optional and null do not lead to much difference in terms of you’d check for null and the safety is roughly the same if you write carefully enough, but that’s subjective.
The point of compile time null safety is to force you to write carefully enough

When it comes to kotlin yes you achieve roughly the same semantics not exactly for instance chaining would require map or flatMap as opposed to just ?
Sure the method names are slightly different but the process and behaviour are pretty much the exact same

[old wyvern]

The only bad side would be when you have to null-check your reference to the optional itself

[prisma wave]

thats very bad though

[old wyvern]

Yes

[prisma wave]

not a problem of optionals

just shitty code

[steel heart]

Yeah I mean presuming Optional<X> is not null is probably a standard so ye

[prisma wave]

it is

[old wyvern]

I'm speaking just in terms of compile-time validation

[prisma wave]

yes

the documentation of Optional says that it should never itself be null

[steel heart]

The point of compile time null safety is to force you to write carefully enough
Which in my experience works just fine with @NotNull and @Nullable, you can be just as careful without using Optional literally

[prisma wave]

but overall optional > null because it provides compile time safety, therefore making NPE-related errors pretty much impossible

[lunar cypress]

but do you have automatic proof that your program is null safe? no

[steel heart]

Guess that’s where we disagree

[lunar cypress]

that's the point

[old wyvern]

😌

[steel heart]

you can just != null?

[lunar cypress]

same with any other constraint system

[old wyvern]

Hask-

[lunar cypress]

for example type systems

you can make the same argument there

[steel heart]

I mean the way for instance Scala handles it is probably also more ideal

[lunar cypress]

and both sides have points

[prisma wave]

scala has an Option monad which is literally the exact same as optional

[lunar cypress]

and you have to remember that every time because there is no proof that you are null safe

as i said

same with type systems

they're there so certain things about your program can be proven automatically

sure we can agree that we don't need this proof because we can simply check at runtime where necessary

that's the proposition of dynamic typing

[steel heart]

I mean pretty much the same with Optional tho? If you for instance pass it to another function the optional becomes undetermined in terms of absence or presence.

[lunar cypress]

?

i don't understand what you mean by that

[prisma wave]

yeah what does that mean

it doesnt change state

[steel heart]

Well let me clarify, you still don’t know if the actual value is null or not unless you check that regardless if you use optional or just null

[lunar cypress]

there is no null

with optional

that's the idea

[steel heart]

Obviously?

[lunar cypress]

so you do know that the actual value will not be null

if that weren't the case it would be utterly pointless

[steel heart]

Yes but my point is that even if you use null or Optional, you’d still have to check if the actual value is present. Optional::isPresent or ::ifPresent conversely != null

[lunar cypress]

it's different

because the null check is (pun not intended) optional

[steel heart]

wym by pun?

[lunar cypress]

if you have a program with optionals that compiles you know null is handled

[prisma wave]

writing get() or isPresent with optionals is often a bit of a code smell anyway, you're probably not using them to their full potential if that's what you're doing

[steel heart]

Not necessarily, if someone is stupid enough they can just invoke get() carelessly

And you’d end up with the no such element error

[lunar cypress]

this is a smell of java's implementation specifically, but even then this person wrote this code

[prisma wave]

"thing is bad because sometimes people are stupid and don't understand how to use it"?

[steel heart]

Yeah Johnny I agree

[lunar cypress]

it is technically a way to handle an absent value

although get should never be used

i think gosling wrote about this a bit

[steel heart]

I would say the roughly same thing about @NotNull and @Nullable, but yes they’re not as enforceable although enforceable enough from my experience

[prisma wave]

ok?

[steel heart]

yes?

[lunar cypress]

they're not enforceable at all

[prisma wave]

yeah

[lunar cypress]

i do think that's the wrong way to look at it anyway though

[prisma wave]

the only possible check you get is maybe an IDE warning

if you're lucky

[steel heart]

Well probably where the entire disagreement lays in here

[steel heart]

To some extent you can use for instance annotation processing or whatever IntelliJ provides, not that it’s a good solution, but you can make it enforceable to a vague extent

[prisma wave]

the original argument was that Optional is a better way of handling nullability / non-present values than the JB annotations

[steel heart]

Yea in which I still believe they’re both equally bad

But that’s what I think

[prisma wave]

💀

[steel heart]

[prisma wave]

optional has enforceability, can actually prove that programs behave correctly, and allows more concise code without boilerplate

how are they equally bad

jb annotations have none of those

[remote goblet]

i like optional's

if its not obvious

god that would look so much better in java 16

[steel heart]

Well I would just be repeating myself again as much as you would, endless circlejerk pretty pointless discussion right now

[prisma wave]

lmao

dude

just take the L

[onyx loom]

💀💀

[prisma wave]

we're making actual convincing points

thats not circlejerk

[steel heart]

Breh

[ocean quartz]

You can at least make it a bit better with some IDE setting changes

[old wyvern]

One shows warnings, the other wouldn't compile

[steel heart]

As already said just blindly invoking get would compile fine

And could still explode

[prisma wave]

yeah and if you do that, it's a you problem

not an optional problem

[steel heart]

Yes so therefore you’d for instance use isPresent, which is not much different from != null

[prisma wave]

Sure, it's the same process

Except normally you'd also be doing some processing with map etc

[steel heart]

Yeah

[lunar cypress]

I can foo.bar() on a nullable foo

[prisma wave]

But the important thing is that with optionals you know that the code will behave correctly

[steel heart]

or the monad flatMap

[lunar cypress]

i cannot foo.bar() on an optional foo

[prisma wave]

Exactly

I said this earlier

There is a clear difference

[steel heart]

Rather insignificant still imo, as aforementioned when I used optional the explicit writing of get didn’t really enhance anything at all, but I get that it might do for you

[prisma wave]

Because using get() is bad

It's like !! in kotlin

[steel heart]

It is ideally yeah

[prisma wave]

If you just use get all the time you're doing it wrong

[steel heart]

Tho kotlin has ?

[old wyvern]

map

[prisma wave]

And optional has map, so what?

[lunar cypress]

again, no matter how badly you use optionals, you still have to go out of your way to use them

in some way or another

[prisma wave]

exactly

[steel heart]

it’s roughly the same but you can use directly on nullable stuff

[prisma wave]

It's an active decision to call get, whereas accidentally doing foo.bar on nullable foo seems fine

[prisma wave]

what

[old wyvern]

But then you are no-longer null-safe

[remote goblet]

its crazy how ive been a dev for almost 4 years and i am still fuckin clueless on most of the conversions that go on here

[steel heart]

Well you can use map directly on a variable with Type? for instance

[prisma wave]

what

[lunar cypress]

i do prefer kotlin's idea because it is a union and therefore supports the constraint semantics you would expect, e.g. T being a subtype of T?

[prisma wave]

sure yeah

kotlin does it better

But optional is still leagues above nullable variables

[static zealot]

HE SAID IT!!!

all we wanted to hear

[steel heart]

Lmao

[prisma wave]

No circlejerking here

[old wyvern]

C# 7+(?) has similar operators and types that compile to their Optional counterpart (called Nullable there)

[steel heart]

Yeah

C# does a great job also

[prisma wave]

every modern language has some sort of compile time null safety

Because it's good

[lunar cypress]

i mean java optionals kinda suck in other ways too, not just the inherent trade off of putting something like that in the user space but also in that it's not supposed to be used for parameters

[prisma wave]

Better than having nullable variables everywhere with nothing but an annotation to stop you from crashing

[prisma wave]

I mean what's stopping you from using it as a parameter?

I don't really see the reasoning behind that

[lunar cypress]

conventions

idioms

[prisma wave]

ok so nothing 😏

But yea

Vavr relieved

[lunar cypress]

i might actually give scala another go at some point

[steel heart]

Scala good 😌

[prisma wave]

scala 3 seems cool for sure

[prisma wave]

go has the best null safety

by far

[old wyvern]

How so?

[prisma wave]

There isn't any

[old wyvern]

ah 😌

Good ol go with nothing

[prisma wave]

Just like the good old days!!

[steel heart]

So how does go handle absent values?

[old wyvern]

Nil

Which is

null

[steel heart]

How does that justify null safety

[prisma wave]

no annotations, no optionals

[old wyvern]

There isnt any

[steel heart]

Or well nil safety

[prisma wave]

Just good old if val != nil everywhere!!

[old wyvern]

😍

[prisma wave]

programmers today need a million abstractions just to write a hello world!!

[old wyvern]

Returning errors 🤤

[prisma wave]

defer might be the weirdest language feature ever

It's so odd

[old wyvern]

defer functions everywhere 🤤

[steel heart]

that definitely doesn’t sound like some other languages

[old wyvern]

yaa

[old wyvern]

some other languages atleast provide Optional

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if err != nil moment

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Go basically calls you in, and drops you off at an orphanage on the first occasion you ask for something in hopes someone else provides it 😌

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in conclusion

the best language

is

h

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a

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Meh

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s

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k

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e

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l

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Haskel#?