dev-general

[old wyvern]

haskell = best

[half harness]

what

where

[onyx loom]

dkim doesnt even know what hes writing 🥲

[ocean quartz]

I sent above

[old wyvern]

dkim

[onyx loom]

copy and pasting 🥲

[old wyvern]

Mutable maps

Why

Die

Plz

[prisma wave]

A American mathematician proved that it doesn't need to be mutable in like 1936

[half harness]

can't find

[old wyvern]

Alonso

[forest pecan]

found it

  @NotNull
  public static String getFileContents(@NotNull final String name) throws IOException {
    final ClassLoader loader = ResourceUtilities.class.getClassLoader();
    final InputStream input = loader.getResourceAsStream(name);
    if (input == null) {
      throw new NullPointerException(String.format("File not Found! %s", name));
    } else {
      return IOUtils.toString(input, StandardCharsets.UTF_8.name());
    }
  }

seems unnecessary actually

[old wyvern]

😌

[prisma wave]

And Alan Turing of course

He made a deal with the devil

[ocean quartz]

#dev-general message

[old wyvern]

Ah

[half harness]

i meant what class

[prisma wave]

To make sure the world appreciates lambdas 🥰

[old wyvern]

Turing bad Church good 😌

[ocean quartz]

No fucking clue

[half harness]

❓

[ocean quartz]

Already closed and not gonna search lol

[half harness]

oh

[onyx loom]

its ur code, u should know

[old wyvern]

What is fucking?

[ocean quartz]

Your code has so much nullability 😩

[old wyvern]

😂

[half harness]

oh found it

[half harness]

yes

[old wyvern]

Turn on a vpn and google away

Might wanna find a private space as well

[forest pecan]

sex

[obtuse gale]

a lot

[prisma wave]

what is sex

[old wyvern]

A talking eyeball

[prisma wave]

😖

[half harness]

override fun serialize(): MutableMap<String, Any> = mutableMapOf(Pair("team", team), Pair("location", location), Pair("face", face.name))

[prisma wave]

what is your obsession with mutable

actually horiffic

[old wyvern]

dkim

[half harness]

    override fun serialize(): Map<String, Any> =
        mapOf(
            Pair("team", team),
            Pair("location", location),
            Pair("face", face.name))
```better?

[old wyvern]

Please delete system 32

[ocean quartz]

No

[forest pecan]

theres this hot portuguese staff member

[ocean quartz]

Use to

[half harness]

idk how to

[prisma wave]

Bruh

[half harness]

oh

[ocean quartz]

Bruh I literally sent you the code

[half harness]

lol

[forest pecan]

find hot portuguese mans near you!

[old wyvern]

mans

[forest pecan]

yes

[ocean quartz]

Good luck finding kekw

[forest pecan]

I found one just now

[old wyvern]

😮

Mattius Moreira?

[forest pecan]

we're meeting up

uh

[old wyvern]

😂

[forest pecan]

next sunday

at 3 am

[ocean quartz]

I am only Portuguese by paper

[obtuse gale]

well we already got Matt so 😏

[old wyvern]

But heh

Portuguese either way

[forest pecan]

Matt has been cheating on me!

[old wyvern]

😮

[ocean quartz]

I thought you were my son

[forest pecan]

same thing

[ocean quartz]

Lmao

[old wyvern]

Call the police

[obtuse gale]

both

[ocean quartz]

Is this alabama?

[forest pecan]

wait

[obtuse gale]

call social services

[forest pecan]

we live in alabama

right

[tranquil crane]

sweet home

[old wyvern]

Alobama

https://tenor.com/view/obama-barack-spins-gif-13458982

[tranquil crane]

obamasphere

[ocean quartz]

Cursed

[old wyvern]

🥲

[tranquil crane]

where's the obamaprism

[tranquil crane]

perfection

[ocean quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-politics-thanks-obama-gif-5262539

[onyx loom]

@half harness whats with all the hard coded shit

[obtuse gale]

I did laugh hard at this one when I first saw it lol

[forest pecan]

Finally

coc

[half harness]

im too lazy to make it configurable

[onyx loom]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-youre-classic-thats-classic-haha-classic-so-classic-gif-4807950

[dusk holly]

I have been summoned

[obtuse gale]

yes

[dusk holly]

Good day

[obtuse gale]

the Priests have summoned you

[dusk holly]

Good

How are you Fefo<3

[obtuse gale]

Unfortunately enough, I am currently awake

[dusk holly]

Ok

[old wyvern]

Another pulse alt

Ah

[dusk holly]

No

Not me

[old wyvern]

😂

Sure

[obtuse gale]

"Not me"

lmao

[dusk holly]

I am a Yugi alt

[old wyvern]

😂

Def

Yubama

[dusk holly]

The 44th President of the United States of America does not lie

[old wyvern]

Mhm

[dusk holly]

45 lies a lot

46 is my old buddy Joe

[old wyvern]

Before trump it was obama?

Oh man, time flies

[dusk holly]

There were 44 presidents before Trump

[forest pecan]

thats not me

lmao

[onyx loom]

interesting statement pulse.

[old wyvern]

Sure its not

[forest pecan]

im not kidding tho. I'm on my school laptop which only has one browser, no discord installed

[prisma wave]

are you trump

[forest pecan]

no

[onyx loom]

are u biden 🌚

[prisma wave]

oh he's gone

wtf

[forest pecan]

no

[prisma wave]

@serene cave

[old wyvern]

Lol

[prisma wave]

Nvm

[prisma wave]

Mac 😩

[forest pecan]

its my school laptop

lol

[ocean quartz]

Using discord on a browser, disgusting

[onyx loom]

😫

[old wyvern]

Is it you bm?

[prisma wave]

Your school gives you macs wtf

[forest pecan]

Yes

discord is blocked tho for app

idk why

lol

[ocean quartz]

First world problem

[onyx loom]

america spending the whole education budget on macs

[prisma wave]

what sorta posh school are you going to

[forest pecan]

new england

[prisma wave]

I don't think so

old england

[ocean quartz]

My school gave me depression, so I guess we're even

[forest pecan]

we had ipads throughout middle school

lmao

[old wyvern]

🥲

[forest pecan]

its okay matt

[old wyvern]

Wut

[forest pecan]

you can find hot portuguese men near you

[old wyvern]

Macs for school laptops?

[forest pecan]

Yes

its pretty common around here

lol

[old wyvern]

Where tf you studying m8

😂

Lucky

[forest pecan]

we had ipads throughout our middle school

xD

Oh meh its mainly cause of Zoom

cause of covid

our highschool is open campus

[old wyvern]

Still tho

[forest pecan]

for all people

we have like seats patio and some other shit

its nice

we even have a pool

😆

[lunar cypress]

You are chinese, right?

[forest pecan]

Yeah

The school i go to is white majority tho

its also public high school

so pretty damn good

[prisma wave]

does that mean public public or british public

like

[forest pecan]

public public

[old wyvern]

Wha

Public public?

[forest pecan]

well not like anyone can just come in and swoop lmao

[prisma wave]

So a state school

[forest pecan]

there is obviously security restrictions

nah its not really a state school

[prisma wave]

huh

[forest pecan]

well actually here is the deal

you can go in and out

cause the doors are usually not lucked

*locked

[prisma wave]

[forest pecan]

i dont think there is an actual like

security thing

you have to go through

tho

[obtuse gale]

tf you talking about

[prisma wave]

that wasn't really what I was asking but ok

[old wyvern]

Im confused

[forest pecan]

im not sure how they handle it

xD

but yeah i guess its open?

[old wyvern]

Tf is going on st your campus

Seems fucked

[forest pecan]

they def have some way

but idk how they do it

[cinder flare]

IJ Community Edition 😩

[forest pecan]

cause ultimate edition uses too much space

and i only have like

5 gigabytes

left

lol

[cinder flare]

anyways yeah wtf you get macbooks

we got fucking chromebooks at my high school

[prisma wave]

what model macbook is it

[forest pecan]

its one of the old/slower models

[obtuse gale]

You guys are getting laptops? 🥲

[forest pecan]

let me check

[old wyvern]

Ultimate takes almost the same as community right?

[forest pecan]

MacBook Air

[old wyvern]

🥲

[forest pecan]

but here are the stats

[cinder flare]

oof

[forest pecan]

1.1 GHz Dual-Core Intel Core i3

8 gb memory 3733 megahertz

[cinder flare]

oh dear lordy

[prisma wave]

o that's kinda shit then

[forest pecan]

Yeah

ofc

[cinder flare]

that ram is not more than 3200Mhz

[prisma wave]

is that big sur ?

[forest pecan]

Yep

[lunar cypress]

There are 1.1GHz cpus that work with 8 gb of ram?

[forest pecan]

Apparantly

[cinder flare]

yeah ngl I quite like the new macos look, what I don't like is the new icon theme with the white backgroudns

[cinder flare]

it's a mobile processor, that's its base clock. it boosts up in bursts to not terrible speeds

so if you use it for anything heavy, it crumples

[old wyvern]

Dont macs use different processors?

[cinder flare]

not the one he has

they came out with the M1 ARM chips recently and those are actually very cool design-wise

[prisma wave]

didn't realise they were still updating the older ones

[forest pecan]

Yeah playing mc lags a ton

lol

[old wyvern]

Ah

[forest pecan]

But I can code while zooming

shhhh

[cinder flare]

yeah macos support still goes back like, to 2015 or something

[prisma wave]

not too shabby

but those specs even in 2015 are 🥶

[cinder flare]

nothing compared to Windows support

you can still run DOS 1.0 apps on modern windows

[old wyvern]

😌

[forest pecan]

my windows computer has a 4.2 gigahertz cpu lol

[cinder flare]

and I'm sure you could install windows 10 on anything in the past 25 years with enough effort

[old wyvern]

Windows ftw?

[forest pecan]

only for games

[prisma wave]

well

[old wyvern]

🥲

[forest pecan]

and tbh

that is a very good reason

to use it

cause video games are epic

[cinder flare]

as soon as microsoft enables directX support for linux, it's game over

[forest pecan]

i would use dualboot but that uses so much storage

xD

[lunar cypress]

This is gonna be the year for linux desktop

[cinder flare]

at that point all we have to do is convince people to delete DRM from existence, or make them update it

[forest pecan]

will they ever do that

tho

[cinder flare]

they're working on it

[prisma wave]

wait really

[cinder flare]

the latest release of Wine, with support from Microsoft, is getting pretty darn close

[forest pecan]

so that means that you can play windows games in linux?

damn

[cinder flare]

yea with Proton and stuff you basically can

[prisma wave]

you already can

[forest pecan]

well yeah ik

but it was buggy

[cinder flare]

only thing stopping you is anticheats/DRM that only work on Windows

[forest pecan]

i mean ik that certain fps games like valorant cant be played on linux tho even with wine

[prisma wave]

Native DirectX will presumably just mean it doesn't need a compatibility layer or similar workaround

[prisma wave]

Cuz of DRM and anticheat

[forest pecan]

Yeah

[prisma wave]

DirectX won't fix that afaik

[cinder flare]

yeah cause Valorant is a fucking garbage game that uses a stupidly high-level anticheat that should not be legal

[forest pecan]

I mean it is kinda effective lol

for catching hackers

[cinder flare]

god I dream of the day

[forest pecan]

but its too over the top

[cinder flare]

I do not care. no company should have access to my kernel

[forest pecan]

it accesses your kernel?

lmfao

[cinder flare]

yes that's literally the entire problem with it

it is the same level of access as your operating system

[forest pecan]

Yeah it does

A kernel-mode driver that runs when your PC boots up
A client that checks to make sure you aren't running any cheats while you're playing Valorant

[cinder flare]

hence why I will never install it

[forest pecan]

🥲

[old wyvern]

We need a game operating system

Kill a npc to open bash

[prisma wave]

no bro trust us the root kit is just for security bro. Yeah we're owned by tencent, why do you ask?

[cinder flare]

haha

[old wyvern]

Jump close a window

[old wyvern]

😌

Huawei memories

[forest pecan]

we need an irl operating system

smash a car to open bash

[old wyvern]

😮

[forest pecan]

(gta)

lol

grand theft auto but better

[old wyvern]

Does you brain have a os?

[cinder flare]

kinda

[old wyvern]

What is the ui ie your vision called

[forest pecan]

well, to be fair. It is kinda a computer

lol

but not really

[cinder flare]

operating systems are modeled after the human body

[old wyvern]

Why dont we get updates anymore

[forest pecan]

like the neurons send electronic signals

around

[old wyvern]

Why have we been affected by a really bad malware recently

[forest pecan]

cause the package repository shut down

🥲

[old wyvern]

Damn

[forest pecan]

But

Our parents have provided us

with a tar

that contains the necessary ones

but we cant update still

🥲

one day

someone will host one

[old wyvern]

Maybe we just forgot to sudo

[forest pecan]

wait

sudo

does that mean

we are putting our life at risk

if we use sudo

[old wyvern]

😮

Wait no

[forest pecan]

sudo jumpoffcliff

awww yeah

[old wyvern]

If we use sudo

Our perms

Are they...

Equal to...

[forest pecan]

we need to still enter in the password tho

[old wyvern]

Oh true

Dammit

[cinder flare]

imagine heartbleed but in humans 👀

[forest pecan]

Its okay

[old wyvern]

🥲

[forest pecan]

sudo jumpoffcliff
Password 🔑 :

What should i enter

quick

[cinder flare]

yeet

[old wyvern]

password

[prisma wave]

12345

[forest pecan]

yeet

Password Incorrect try Again

[dawn hinge]

No

[forest pecan]

password

[old wyvern]

PAsSwORd

[forest pecan]

Password Incorrect try Again

12345

[dawn hinge]

FuckingPassword

[forest pecan]

Password Failed After 3 attemps

shit

we need to try again

sudo jumpoffcliff
Password 🔑 :

[old wyvern]

Trump

[forest pecan]

FuckingPassword

Running jumpoffcliff.sh...

|||| 10%

[old wyvern]

😮

He was the key all along

[forest pecan]

llllllllllllllllllll 20%

[dawn hinge]

As expected!

[old wyvern]

Trump man op

[forest pecan]

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 40%

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 80%

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 100%

[cinder flare]

pulsebeat is not in sudoers file.
This incident will be reported.

[forest pecan]

Reading Package Contents....

Dialing 911...

[prisma wave]

Reported to whom

Who knows

[forest pecan]

shit

[old wyvern]

root user

[forest pecan]

its dialing 911

quick

someone help

[dawn hinge]

I'm surprised you didn't get auto warned already

[old wyvern]

The boot loader

[forest pecan]

Yes

[dawn hinge]

Kiss the hardware

[cinder flare]

systemd-boot: 👀

[forest pecan]

suck coc?

will that work?

[dawn hinge]

No

[old wyvern]

Try and see

[forest pecan]

AUguUAuaUUAuau

Access Denied

damn it

[cinder flare]

bro wtf kind of erotic roleplay is this

i just wanted sudoers memes lol

[old wyvern]

😂

[dawn hinge]

Kiss the hardware, tap it a few times, open the windows and throw it out!

[forest pecan]

sudo kisshardware.sh

Kissing Hardware....

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 50%

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 100%

Succesfully Kissed Hardware

sudo tap.sh

Tapping Hardware....

lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 50%

llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll 100%

Successfully Tapped Hardware

sudo openwindow.sh

Opening Windows...

Error: System69 not found

[sly sonnet]

is there a windows fluent design library for java?

[dawn hinge]

Call Obama pulse, I'm sure he can figure it out

[forest pecan]

sudo call-out obama

[dawn hinge]

Obama is not here wtf

Yoo

[forest pecan]

Error: File "call-out.sh" cannot be found

[prisma wave]

@dusk holly

[sly sonnet]

File Not Found Exception

[dawn hinge]

Oh

Well okay

That was planned all along.

[forest pecan]

like swing designing?

sudo kms

Grabbing Knife...

[prisma wave]

swing 🤢

[forest pecan]

Reversing Knife...

Stabbing...

Error: Access Denied

FUCK

[dawn hinge]

Too bad

[forest pecan]

what else can i do

wait

maybe chmod

[prisma wave]

@serene cave any ideas

[forest pecan]

sudo chmod ~/usr/bin/kms/kms.sh 777

.

Changed File to 777

[cinder flare]

wtf 777

just do chmod a+x

you maniac

[forest pecan]

🥲

Now lets try

sudo kms

Grabbing Knife...

Reversing Knife...

Stabbing...

Task Completed in 17.9 Seconds

aiyo lets go

[cinder flare]

18 seconds wtf

[forest pecan]

top –i

[cinder flare]

is this running on your macbook air

[old wyvern]

Lmao

[sly sonnet]

halt

[forest pecan]

| Blood Loss | 100% CPU |

[cinder flare]

bro you're not running htop

why is this so ghetto

[old wyvern]

Shutdown -1

[cinder flare]

sudo shutdown -h now

[forest pecan]

Shutting Down...

Good Bye!

[old wyvern]

sudo sudo sudo su-

[sly sonnet]

is it like an actual bot or some high dude doing random shit online?

[cinder flare]

what pulse?

he's an ai

also wtf why is the helpchat website down https://i.imgur.com/2quCzHX.png

[prisma wave]

sudo cat /dev/random

[sly sonnet]

sudo rm -rf /

[prisma wave]

Oi

[cinder flare]

that won't work

[forest pecan]

Pro Tip: Turn on Linux before you can execute commands.

[cinder flare]

you need to do sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root /

[sly sonnet]

no

2:30am wassup

[cinder flare]

no?

[forest pecan]

Booting up Linux....

[dawn hinge]

sudo paypal withdraw 69.420 RealPayPal

Shit

[forest pecan]

Unable to log in: fail to start session

[dawn hinge]

He can't fool me! If he was indeed a bot, he'd had a bot tag next to his name!

I'm 5head

[forest pecan]

Ubuntu confirms you are ugly bird

[dawn hinge]

Oh my!

How rude of you

[half harness]

might be dumb question - how can i convert like \u1234 to actual characters?

[sweet cipher]

Google

[onyx loom]

@prisma wave @old wyvern in go, is func blah(blah) (blah) different param sets? instead of having to create another func u can just have another () ? i havent read the docs much kek, but if so thats cool

[half harness]

i did

except that i have no clue what to google

[sweet cipher]

Put it in IntelliJ in a string

[lunar cypress]

Wdym "actual character"

[forest pecan]

i think he means the symbol

[lunar cypress]

Wdym "convert"

[forest pecan]

like from that to something like

à

[sweet cipher]

B

[pale shell]

C

[cinder flare]

ew ubuntu wtf

[lunar cypress]

Programmatically or what?

[forest pecan]

d

[sweet cipher]

E

[forest pecan]

f

[pale shell]

G

[sweet cipher]

H

[pale shell]

J

[sweet cipher]

Z

[lunar cypress]

🤣

[pale shell]

Wtf

[forest pecan]

go back to preschool

[pale shell]

You were supposed to say I

[cinder flare]

odin wtf why'd you skip I

[forest pecan]

cause he doesnt have one

/s

[cinder flare]

f in chat

[pale shell]

I was expecting you to puri

🤔

Autocorrect is more random than my non existent gf

[sweet cipher]

Should we try again?

[pale shell]

No

:))

[sweet cipher]

1

[half harness]

2

[pale shell]

3

[sweet cipher]

4

[half harness]

5

[pale shell]

6

[sweet cipher]

7

[half harness]

8

[pale shell]

9

[half harness]

10

[ocean quartz]

Why do you guys love to spam?

[lunar cypress]

Literal monkeys

[pale shell]

Why not

[forest pecan]

stfu tier 3

[onyx loom]

return to monke

[sweet cipher]

We are imitating a for loop

It is developing

[pale shell]

We're teaching @onyx loom maths

[forest pecan]

proof that tier 3 without developer role is better than tier 3

[forest pecan]

with developer role

[pale shell]

[forest pecan]

it does help tho

[onyx loom]

sir i think my maths is fine thanks

[forest pecan]

in this case

[onyx loom]

i do not need teaching

[pale shell]

No

[ocean quartz]

Helps you get muted faster, true

[half harness]

what is 9 + 10

[sweet cipher]

Dkim obviously needs help counting

[pale shell]

Do I get xp if I get muted???

[forest pecan]

toxic matt

🥲

[sweet cipher]

Lol 100xp per mute

[onyx loom]

mathematically? 19
jokingly? 21
🙂

[pale shell]

Matt toxic

You get no xp here right

[dawn hinge]

Let's start the for loop again, ready?

[onyx loom]

u do

[ocean quartz]

You don't

[half harness]

there should be #counting

[sweet cipher]

Does spam count in off topic?

[onyx loom]

u get xp in all channels except #bot-commands

[pale shell]

No

[dawn hinge]

Yes!

[ocean quartz]

Yes

[pale shell]

Fake

[sweet cipher]

There should be a spam channel

[half harness]

yes

[dawn hinge]

No

[ocean quartz]

There should most definitely not

[pale shell]

There is one?

[half harness]

tofpu r u on mc

[onyx loom]

its right here buddy

[pale shell]

L

[lunar cypress]

Bro take a sheet of paper and spam all you want

[half harness]

no we need it with everyone

[pale shell]

School club

[dawn hinge]

Its 1 40 am here... dkim

[sweet cipher]

That requires me to use effort

[half harness]

oh

[pale shell]

Where's bm

He's not working

[forest pecan]

HelpChat 2.0!

[half harness]

we should have helpchat no rules server

😤

[pale shell]

I guess I can say whatever language he's doing is shit

[forest pecan]

someone make a groupchat with the most active people in it

[half harness]

what

[ocean quartz]

Feel free to go make it

[pale shell]

And not bm?

[half harness]

did you not see the nonexistent /s

[forest pecan]

lmao

[dawn hinge]

Dkim make one

[half harness]

[dawn hinge]

Make sure to copy everything though

[pale shell]

I might make a ai to type for me overnight

[forest pecan]

🥲

[pale shell]

Is that possible?

[dawn hinge]

Members included

[half harness]

[forest pecan]

tell them if they dont join

you'll dox them

you are programmer

[pale shell]

😳

[forest pecan]

lol

[dawn hinge]

Leak their uuid if they dont listen 😄

[pale shell]

I am nitro

[pale shell]

Leak their ign also

[onyx loom]

chat chat idot

[half harness]

what is chat chat

[pale shell]

Chat chat?

[onyx loom]

dont worry 🙂

[pale shell]

CHAT CHAT?

[onyx loom]

no

doesnt exist

[pale shell]

WHAT'S THAT

INFO

LEAK NOW

Nitro for info? 👀

[onyx loom]

lol

u want info? here it is 🙂

[pale shell]

Oh that one

[onyx loom]

its as ominous as the cubes pings command

and as dead as that channel

[half harness]

we need an active chat discord

[pale shell]

No

[half harness]

ok lol

[onyx loom]

is helpchat not active?

[pale shell]

No

[onyx loom]

ok

[half harness]

we need good staff

[pale shell]

You're here so it's dead

[dawn hinge]

Why are yall in dev general

[onyx loom]

true

[pale shell]

Why not

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Uh

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Ew who summoned bm

[onyx loom]

is that badly worded bm

[prisma wave]

a bit

[pale shell]

BM, SLEEP

[onyx loom]

🥲

[prisma wave]

I think I know what you mean

[pale shell]

It's past your bed time

[prisma wave]

And the answer is no

[onyx loom]

func (b *Reader) ReadString(delim byte) (string, error) {

like dat

[prisma wave]

I make my own bedtime

[pale shell]

Damnnnnn

Bm big boi now??

[onyx loom]

does that just save u from writing an extra function with different params

if not what

[prisma wave]

Nah it's a bit different

[half harness]

biggy

biggy bm

[pale shell]

Bm is young af still tho

[prisma wave]

That's a "method" on Reader called ReadString that takes a byte and returns a string and an error

[onyx loom]

oh

🥲

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I guess it's like an extension function kinda

[onyx loom]

ok that makes sense ty

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Where *Reader is the receiver type

[pale shell]

I am getting old and I hate it

[onyx loom]

yeah

[pale shell]

I'm almost in my 70s

[prisma wave]

[pale shell]

I'm gonna hit 30 max age so

[onyx loom]

whats a struct exactly bm?

[cinder flare]

C objects but not

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imagine a data class but a primitive

[onyx loom]

thought so

[pale shell]

Nobody here has seen what I look like and I might keep it that way idk

[prisma wave]

Remember that go is pass by value unlike java which is pass by reference

[forest pecan]

only one person here

has

seen my face

[pale shell]

I feel really self conscious about myself

[forest pecan]

not a friend

[obtuse gale]

here?

[forest pecan]

Conclure knows what i look like

and my face

[obtuse gale]

:o

[forest pecan]

cause he follows my instagram

lmao

[cinder flare]

oh damn that makes modifying objects quite funky 👀

[obtuse gale]

:0

[forest pecan]

and ik his face

[pale shell]

I mean one person talking currently apart from me knows what I look like.

[prisma wave]

well that's what pointers are for

[cinder flare]

well yeah so do I, you've got 9 tails after all

[forest pecan]

lmfao

[cinder flare]

wait Go has pointers??? now that's crazy

[prisma wave]

indeed

[onyx loom]

yes

[prisma wave]

actually I guess references would be a better term

They're safe pointers

[pale shell]

Bm, did you think I looked old?

[cinder flare]

ah I was gonna say

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not really

[pale shell]

I looked ugly tho?

[dawn hinge]

Preference is subjective...

[prisma wave]

^^ and I don't really remember anyway tbh

[pale shell]

🤔

I remember what you look like

Wavy black hair

[cinder flare]

goth BM???

[pale shell]

Idk what you look like now

I liked your painted black nails

[prisma wave]

haven't had a haircut in months so similar

[prisma wave]

😳

[forest pecan]

wait

lmao

[pale shell]

Can confirm you get xp here

[prisma wave]

that is not true

[pale shell]

Which

[dawn hinge]

Sureee bm

[pale shell]

Dude I saw them bm

[prisma wave]

Are you sure

[pale shell]

Ye

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Huh

I don't recall

[pale shell]

😏

You should hide photos

[prisma wave]

meh

im not really trying to keep anything a secret

[pale shell]

I hide stuff from you guys because I don't want ya'll to see the true me

[obtuse gale]

Samuel L Jackson?

[pale shell]

?

I'm so self conscious it's getting worrying

I think I got ophthalmophobia.

[prisma wave]

I've got mutabilityphobia

[pale shell]

What's that

[prisma wave]

Fear of mutability

[pale shell]

🤔

Bm, can you see the sea from your window?

[prisma wave]

Nah

It's like a 15-20 minute walk away

[pale shell]

But... I swear you guys only have like 1 row of houses all the way around

Do you have escooters at all?

[prisma wave]

Yeah

in the 3 biggest towns

[pale shell]

Wait you do?!

There's TOWNS +!

[onyx loom]

^

thought it was just 1 small island kappa

[pale shell]

I swear you guys were one big town

[onyx loom]

how tf u fit towns in isle of wight

[prisma wave]

Bruh

390km²

It's not that small

[onyx loom]

thats bigger than birmingham 🥲 🥲 🥲

yo why am i living in a smaller area with 1 million+ people when i can live on isle of wight with 150k people

wtf im moving

[prisma wave]

Good idea

[pale shell]

I think I worked out where bm is at

[oblique heath]

you can move to greenland and have all that to yourself

[prisma wave]

but yeah the population density here is super low

[onyx loom]

yes please 😍

[forest pecan]

wait bm

where do u live

[pale shell]

Wait it can't be there, it's not got a tesco

[onyx loom]

damn imagine not having tesco

feelsbadman

[pale shell]

I have like 5 near me

[prisma wave]

Isle of Wight

[prisma wave]

There's like 6

[pale shell]

At least nobody knows where I live

[forest pecan]

o

nice

[pale shell]

These headphones are so pog

It has such good bass 😍

[prisma wave]

very nice

[pale shell]

@prisma wave

Help

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4* ☹️

[half harness]

[pale shell]

Should I run...?

[onyx loom]

what in the hell

[prisma wave]

It's pretty bright for 1 in the morning

[onyx loom]

do u have anything that concerns the police what would make u run?

[pale shell]

Yeah I got a night mode

[pale shell]

Weed, gun

[onyx loom]

meh

[pale shell]

I have a gun so

[prisma wave]

"what if i accidentally had a gun"

oh wait

[onyx loom]

accidentally 🥲

[pale shell]

I actually bought a gun to protect my family :/

[prisma wave]

dude at the airport it's scary

when u go through the scanner

And it's like "what if I'm accidentally carrying class A drugs"

[onyx loom]

LOL

[pale shell]

You don't even know what a airport is, you can't fit one on your 2x2 meter island

[prisma wave]

😖

[onyx loom]

bro i got stopped in turkey airport security omg

scariest shit man

they look at u so funny

[prisma wave]

what were you carrying

smh

[pale shell]

I got stopped in an american airport

[onyx loom]

it was my trainers 🥲

[prisma wave]

classic

[prisma wave]

they stop everyone

[pale shell]

The person started holding a fucking gun

And he was like "why you worried"

[onyx loom]

all airport security personnel have guns

even in uk

[prisma wave]

yeah americans seem to do that occasionally

[pale shell]

Not in UK

[prisma wave]

some do

[pale shell]

He had a proper pistol

Loaded

I am not lying when I say this but... || I think I heard someone get shot in florida ||

I was relaxing on the balcony and then I heard multiple shots

[prisma wave]

classic america

[onyx loom]

are u... surprised?

[pale shell]

Yes

[onyx loom]

why

[half harness]

florida man

[pale shell]

I was scared

I also found a um... Karen

[onyx loom]

florida is literally notorious for shootings

infact, scale it to the whole usa

[prisma wave]

yeah I was about to say

[pale shell]

God I had a bad day when I met the Karen.

Atleast bm doesn't get Karens because only 50 people can go on his island at once

[cinder flare]

bro are you american lmao

[pale shell]

Wait, bm is it true you have to have 25 people on the left side and 25 on the right or the island flips over?

[tawny portal]

hello is it possible to open the menu with an item ? with deluxemenus ?

[prisma wave]

YES

[cinder flare]

#general-plugins

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youve been playing too much club penguin

[onyx loom]

LOL

[pale shell]

No comment

How do you even know about club penguin

[prisma wave]

istg

[pale shell]

That was before your time 🤔

[cinder flare]

he had a childhood wdym

[onyx loom]

https://wiki.bristermitten.me/how-to-open-deluxemenus-menu-with-item

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It really wasn't

[pale shell]

Bm is young doe

[onyx loom]

that WAS our time

[cinder flare]

yeah bm's like 16 or something

[prisma wave]

17

[cinder flare]

club penguin shut down in 2013

[pale shell]

Exactly he's 16

[onyx loom]

??????

[prisma wave]

what

[cinder flare]

he was born in ~2003/4

[pale shell]

So he wasn't old enough to play

[onyx loom]

club penguin shut down like 3 years ago

[prisma wave]

yeah lmao

[obtuse gale]

3 already?

[onyx loom]

around there

definitely wasnt 2013

[prisma wave]

2 or 3

[obtuse gale]

Damn that was long ago..

[cinder flare]

oh damn wtf 2017

[prisma wave]

oh 4 🥲

[cinder flare]

sorry that was toontown and potc that shut down in 2013

[pale shell]

Does funnycube do xp things for birthdays?

[obtuse gale]

Feels like yesterday

[prisma wave]

Tf are those

[pale shell]

Yep you young

[onyx loom]

i mean if u were born in 2000-2004, thats literally prime time to be playing flash game on the web, club penguin, bin weevils etc

[half harness]

my brain is fried rn, can anyone verify that this will work: ```kt
var i = 1
val teams = data.teams.toList()
for (uuid in playersInLobby.shuffled()) {
val player = Bukkit.getPlayer(uuid)?: continue
val team = teams[i % teams.size]
val set = players.getOrDefault(team, mutableSetOf())
set.add(player.uniqueId)
players[team] = set
i++
}

to split players into teams

[cinder flare]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toontown_Online https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pirates_of_the_Caribbean_Online

[half harness]

AAA

[prisma wave]

no no we are too young 🥲

[cinder flare]

the best games of my childhood is what they were

[prisma wave]

It wont

[half harness]

oh 😔

[prisma wave]

get rid of the var and it probably will

[onyx loom]

😂

[half harness]

what

[onyx loom]

MUTABILITY

[half harness]

-_-

then give me a working solution plz

[pale shell]

https://tenor.com/view/derek-sandy-iow-welcome-bgt-gif-19936358

[cinder flare]

I'd randomize the list first

[pale shell]

@prisma wave

[half harness]

ye i did

.shuffled()

[prisma wave]

dude derek sandy

Local hero

[pale shell]

Who

[prisma wave]

that guy

[cinder flare]

Then just iterate through with a normal county for loop and do the mod 2 thing

[pale shell]

Never heard of

[half harness]

wat

[pale shell]

https://tenor.com/view/weekend-vibe-lets-party-dance-islan-of-wight-gif-14913657

[cinder flare]

for (i in 1..teams.size) or whatever

[pale shell]

There's only 2 gifs for Isle of Wight kekw

[prisma wave]

The duality of #dev-general

[pale shell]

I hate my city

[prisma wave]

No need to shout.

[pale shell]

I will I'm pissed off

[unkempt tangle]

Is there a ide for lua?

[prisma wave]

Probably

[unkempt tangle]

Senpai i finally did it

[prisma wave]

Yay

[unkempt tangle]

Decompiled them

[prisma wave]

Nice

[pale shell]

Some stupid pea brain 0 iq fucking twat idiots caused my city to be on the news and now a gif for taking down a statue of someone who's "racist". Fucking dicks they are FUCK.

[prisma wave]

Congrats

[cinder flare]

use IntelliJ with the Lua plugin

[pale shell]

I'm gonna let loose on someone I think sorry I can't handle the stress anymore

[cinder flare]

well who is it? and are they racist?

[prisma wave]

Got kicked out of McDonald's for being racist

[pale shell]

The person wasn't racist no

[cinder flare]

well hold on I'm gonna need to independently fact check this one

[pale shell]

They tore down his statue for no fucking reason

[cinder flare]

what's his name

[pale shell]

Edward Colston

[prisma wave]

Brister Mitten I think

[half harness]

phew at least it wasn't bridget monad

[cinder flare]

oh shit

is that your relative Bridget?

[onyx loom]

is that the statue that got took down like last year or smth odin

[prisma wave]

Yeah he's the weird uncle

[pale shell]

Yes

[cinder flare]

well uh, it sounds like this guy was heavily involved in the slave trade

so that's probably not something you want to promote

[pale shell]

Well... Sadly that's what happened in those times.

[onyx loom]

i mean

[prisma wave]

cheeky self dox

[onyx loom]

it got took down during blm protests

what else do u expect

[cinder flare]

yeah lol he didn't really do anything notable

i don't even see why there was a statue of him

[pale shell]

He did

[pale shell]

He paid for a shit ton in my city

[cinder flare]

what'd he do besides be a slave guy

[prisma wave]

I would like to see them take down the Simon Peyton-Jones statue

I will defend that until my last breath

[obtuse gale]

Odin is racist confirmed 🌚

[pale shell]

He paid for schools, a tower, etc

[cinder flare]

with money he earned from the slave trade?

[prisma wave]

a person can buy stuff and still be a racist tho

[cinder flare]

you're not making a very enticing argument here lol

[pale shell]

Like lots of others.

[cinder flare]

okay???

[pale shell]

He wasn't the only one.

[prisma wave]

based

[cinder flare]

just because everyone did it doesn't mean it was alright

[pale shell]

We had the statue to remember the things we've learnt from

[prisma wave]

interesting

[cinder flare]

I definitely don't think that's what statues are for

[half harness]

almost lost my 23 duel sumo winstreak but hypixel lag saved me 🥲

[cinder flare]

Considering especially all the confederate statues that are being torn down in the american south lol

[prisma wave]

Thanks dkim

[half harness]

np

[prisma wave]

😘

[pale shell]

I wanna say the truth but people will hate me for it even though its the truth.

[onyx loom]

🥴

[cinder flare]

that everyone did it?

[prisma wave]

based 😋

[cinder flare]

that's not an excuse lmao

[pale shell]

No

There was no reason for these protests to happen, they couldve waited until after the pandemic

[cinder flare]

uh

have you seen american news

[onyx loom]

#dev-general message

[pale shell]

Also, the reason the protests started was because of someone doing something illegal

[cinder flare]

also why does it matter when your precious statue gets toppled lmao

[cinder flare]

oh? do tell

[prisma wave]

oh here we go

[pale shell]

Because we gotta pay for it to be repaired now?

[prisma wave]

fasten your seatbelts

[cinder flare]

It's being repaired? oh fuck lmao

probably not the best idea