#dev-general
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I did warn him. he did not listen tho
now I make people think he's cool.
this is not really the revenge I was thinking it will be
I have come to the conclusion that I do not have the pre-requisite knowledge to pass my calc test today
you need to know the unit circle to figure out the absolute min and max of this function
that's easy. I do those in my sleep
oh yeah? what is it
||what the fuck is that????||
wait don't give me the answers
I am trying to calculate them
Ok did them in a hurry so it might be slightly wrong but they're: 3sqrt(3)/2 and pi/4
lmao
A tier shitposting
what about this one boss
wait I am actually learning this stuff. bcz I failed my exam last year so now I have to pay a math teacher to learn why my teacher couldn't teach me.
Just Blitz being Blitz
well I just call it math lmao
S tier shitposting https://www.reddit.com/r/kotlinmemes/
we have 84 members lol
well this is literally calculus lol
so true
you need to do two derivatives for this prob
Do I have to repeat myself?? I did warn him before! He did not take my warning seriously.
you have to calculate f''(t)
oh yeah
and then take 2 values from both sides
and calculate f'' of those values
to find the shape thingy
I think
I don't remember everything lmao
I hate this stuff
a and c are pretty easy
I don't even understand it
b is annoying
a) its increasing if f' is positive, dec if f' is negative
b) max and mins are when f' = 0 (use a slope chart to see if its a max or a min)
c) concavity is f'' positive or negative, and inflection points are f'' = 0
oh lol
I hate this stuff. Its the most points on the exam and I failed last year 😢
optimize that
never had to solve an optimization problem. that's why I didn't even know that's called calculus lmao.
ooh and linearize that
oh here we go. https://i.imgur.com/1O0kArN.png
don't remember doing anything like this either.
for this don't you just wanna make something for f(x), then find when f'(x) is at its max
(un)luckily for me, this test covers: L'Hospital's, Critical Numbers, Abs min and max, intervals of increasing/decreasing (and concavity), graph sketching (A LOT), linearization, newton's method, optimization, and anti-derivatives
well idk what most of those are lmao. I just simply hate math.
i've never done linearization before or newtons method
but i recognize everything else
they're pretty dumb
#math when 🥲
meth* you mean?
yea math isn't that bad imo
yeah like we are just doing integrals, and he introduced us to Sigma Notation
and I was like "hey, that looks a lot like a for loop, complete with i and everything"
lol
I wonder if my calculator can run haskell
maybe I should learn that and create functions to solve all my problems >:)
You havent gone through statistics yet?
nah I have to take upper division stats
so I'm taking that last since you need to do calc 2 before it
No I mean before uni
Ah
think i can pass a small rpi & display off as a calculator
We had 1 chapter from stats every year
wdym?
this isn't stats?
Sigma notation
oh yeah
yeah nope
kinda cool tho
I've "seen" it in like mathematical descriptions of problems and such
but I never really understood it until today
I see
maths is declarative 🥰
😌
math without a calculator is torture
no u just bad
😦
the only thing a calculator ever allows me to do is not have to do multiplication and division by hand lol
exactly
Works fine
checking your answer when doing complex derivatives is so hard
yes, it's ()
ah yeah yeah yeah, it's a function that returns Unit in Kotlin u rite
😌
what so ur saying u cant work out the value of pi in a tetrahedron where x is 17.5789643 while earth is bending the space-time continuum without a calculator??????
i mean that's probably where the name is from
the unit circle is easy
is it?
like "unit value"
isnt that trig
oh yeah I guess
lmao
isn't it just a circle from the origin?
unit vector and all that
yea
what's the value of (sinx, cosx)
ah, a radius of 1, of course
radius 1
just a circle with vertex at the origin and radius 1
then you draw right triangles
based on the x axis
man this game is suppose to be easy but I can't anymore
why this plugin no work 😦
sin x = ((-1) * x^(2n + 1)) / (2n + 1)!
twin ❤️
and yes, I remember that off the top of my head for whatever strange reason
what
what game
what the fuck
infinite series
it's like pi/3 or something
oh taylor series
trying to represent it in text is annoying
why
hey uh bm, you know the code i wrote a while ago fixing the mines not being fully deleted...?
i do
ah, was close
you know code sometimes breaks right?
always breaks
guess which code has gone walkies and broke
mine doesnt
insert haskell joke here
bro what the fuck is that
i mean, i'm your ghost coder here 😰
(-1)^n * x^((n * 2) + 1)
-------------------
((n * 2) + 1)!
oh yeah sorry my bad
infinite series
haskell NEVER breaks 😌
😌
never heard of them
may I take you to off topic sir
I'll join later I reckon
what is "to join"?
CoC
cOc
c_o_c
'c','o','c'
just a bunch of checks
i didnt do any checks for an empty line 😢
couldn't have they made it as a while(input.hasNextLine()) ?
I didn't check I was to focused yeah
the loops are programmatically generated right
not enough checks
it worked for all cases
thats probably why the weird numbers
but it got 75?
hmm idk ivan. maybe
its glitched
share code
i remember passing all cases
I'll tell you what's wrong
hmm I mean yours doesn't check the first line does it? In case if its a . or not
I guess
it passed all cases
yeah that happens
bcz the test cases
are not the same
as the ones they actually use
to score you
wait rlly?
yeah
they might have some of them
but not all of them are the same
and it might be more
i didnt know that
than just those
yeah I didn't know at first but it makes sense. Otherwise people would just make hardcoded shit
bcz you know the input and you know the output
so you just check if the output is this then print this
if is that then print that
etc.
yea
what are these silly billys doing
I'll make a new one
c o c
they all sleeping already
how dare they sleep at such an important time
I guess I'll have to teach you how to lose
huh?
😎
I did exactly what I said I'll do
I showed you how to lose so you can learn
from me
another one
lol
yes sir!
yes sir!
didn't even test it.
smh
I'm to good for this
did you guys just leave and let me think I'm that good?

i cri
Yugi ping me when you're back so I start
yea im back
@static zealot
smh
Another one
Wasnt able to play xD
Multi tasking aint wroking out
Imma actualyl clash now
note to self blitz is illiterate
you should really start using these https://i.imgur.com/H1Ksxnq.png
so should I
that looks more like an april joke
this is like an entire game of mario
christ kalm duun dkim
in ascii
i am disgusted that JetBrains would ever think of that as a design
2019 was best
uwu
that is cool indeed
yes lots of people reported it in material plugin reviews
idk if thats to do with IJ 2021 or material tho
imagine not having material theme ui license 😎
die
wha-
Sike, late april fools
yea im gonna apply soon but its whatever, it works lol
i shouldnt need the license until 2021.2 probably
phew
intellij is dying rn
lol
the things on the right aren't lodaing
its importing the project too
my student license runs out this july ☹️
wat
nice "license"
much tests many wow
xD
a) where are my project files
b) why are they so compact
you can change that
where?
in settings->appearance->material ui
Another one
-_- how do i apply license to intellij?
anoda one
Get students license
ah nvm
loss?
k
this reminds me of eclipse
back when i used the 🤮 🤢 eclipse 🤢 🤮
Oh god
well idk about this one. No method I've tried gets me the last char of the word
oh wait
I'm dumb. my bad. sorry
I used dropLast(1) without checking if its a space or not
lol
I was really confused
I could just use trimEnd()
and now I fail the second test. fuck
omg
I should really get some sleep
idk.
ree
What happened ivan?
1 more then time for sleep
Alrighty
i give up
oh rip
xD
good night blitz
Btw after 2nd dose of pfizer all goes hell
I feel like im dying rn
Was very sick for pretty much the whole day
xD
living on panadol
yeah and you might be tomorrow as well from what I've heard
it usually takes 1-2 days
yea 💀
My fiance got the J&J one and the next day she had a high fever, was like that for 2 days then boom back to normal
Every bone hurts
ah
You not playing blitz?
oh welp
yeah time for sleep I think
gn gn
maybe I'll stay in this chat for a few more minutes but my brain is really not functioning rn
lol
your second dose of pfizer is really that bad?
idk which one I should get. Well I should get one anyways lmao.
looks like I have something to look forward too then 
my first dose of it is this sunday
I say just get whatever you can but if you are able to choose probably pick one of the two dose ones
according to some people that got it the second stage of pfizer is bad and astrazeneca's first stage is bad as well.
no
I'd rather buy Macrohard products
Yea
First was okay, arm just hurt a bit for the day
How likely is it you recommend Calculator to your work colleagues?
Second was okay on the day but from today morning I had very high fever and body ache
😉
They recommended just taking paracetamol
I have never heard of whatever that is before
Take nothing, if we die we die
Oh weird
Paracetamol, also known as acetaminophen, is a medication used to treat fever and mild to moderate pain. At a standard dose, paracetamol only slightly decreases body temperature; it is inferior to ibuprofen in that respect, and the benefits of its use for fever are unclear. Paracetamol significantly relieves pain in acute migraine but only sligh...
Strongly agree
Comes as panadol, omol ect..
Oh that's a brand name of acetominophen
I don't think that brand exists in the US
Paracetamol is the only thing we got in school. Like they literally had nothing else
In my schools they had advil and tylenol
Amazing first aid
I've never heard of vicks either what
Yea thats not popular outside a few countries I think
isn't tylenol just paracetamol ?
They are both acetominophen
Yea seems so
I will never manage to spell that name right
I remember seeing it a very long time ago but never heard of it since then.
pain.
Mood
Cant wait to get that N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)acetamide, N-(4-hydroxyphenyl)ethanamide
We get entirely different results lol
lol
on the left its links to tylenol.com and stuff like that but on the right its paracetamol
We got a 50/50 split so far
My google shows US results though
well that would do it
mine should just show general results since I disabled the "show results based on your location" feature
damn fefo out here with the real knowledge
real pain killers
lmfao
Oh shit didn't know that was a thing
I had mine as US because i hated typing something in english and seeing portuguese articles
no kissing allowed
lmao
Send me some
cyanide is the best pain killer
I disabled a lot of the tracking features from google and other add trackers. Also from my ISP.
so I don't get any personalised shit
one dose for permanent relief
😌
Save a dose for @hot hull as well
/kill
just what im after!
/kill @e[type=human]
/kill @e[type=almost_human] *
Pain
Thanos: why didnt I think of that...
I am 1% rabbit
I am 1% human
real graph of your heart rate while taking cyanide
Isnt that the rollercoster of death thing
Yeah xD
this is fine
danny phantom reference huh
im built different, wont work on me 😔
suffering from success
Coochie kal
I was googling something, closed the tab by accident and by the time I opened another one I forgot what I was looking for
Recent tabs?
nah just memory loss
Ah
anyways what do you think about the new 1.17 snapshot? Fortune will work on gold, ingot and copper ore now
Getting old huh
and it will drop raw iron, raw gold and raw copper instead of the blocks
I mean 1.16 and 1.17 are very mod-like versions imo
I mean so was 1.13 when it came out
I guess so
yeah
but next snapshot, we're gonna have ore doubling at this rate lmao
Swimming... who thought about that? xD
turtles bruh
the enhanced movement mod
Idk why but I still feel like they should take 1 year off and just work on optimizing and fixing stuff. Even tho I don't even know that many bugs
but just go thru fucking every line of code
lmao
multithreading yes
or take a year, open source the game, and just sit around accepting PR's
thousands of developers willing to fix the game for free
And how would they earn?
as much as I love OS I don't want minecraft to be OS
The game is pay to play
you still need an account to play multiplayer?
Updates like 1.13, 1.16, and 1.17 are so needed, the 1.7-1.12 era was the most boring, nothing really changed
they will earn congratulations 🙂
But hey we got polar bear
Not true tho.
😂
Probably wont happen
on online servers, which is a good portion
I know
but I can dream
1.17 tho is just trash. Like copper added 1000 new blocks
yeah yeah, in America it's a lot more than a half
What's wrong with that?
this
This is why you only play bedwars
I'd say 1.10-1.11 was.. nothing
they have like 8 copper blocks, 8 stairs, 8 slabs, 8 chiseled blocks
More than 5 mins of normal mc gets boring
all of them just copper
1.12 added shit tons of colorful blocks
they're almost more than wood
1.9 new combat mechanics
Polar bear!
1.7 was shit loads of biomes and a complete overhaul to the world generation
all those were super big changes
Oh and Llamas! Very useful as well
Oh 1.7 changed world gen?
bees
oh I forgot those exist lmao
yeah with added biomes
its just so many things that most people don't use
1.5 redstone
yeah, 1.6 didn't have them
0.1 beta added the game
1.6.1
IDK I guess I'm thinking of minecraft as more of an exploring game when it really isn't
1.8 added whiny kids
it was definitely before 1.6 came out that I was playing the snapshot
I really can't wait to see the new under world
I played since 1.7.10 ish
oh yeah there literally was no 1.6 lol
weve played it too many times 😩
No
they just had a pre-release which then became 1.6.1
1.9 added a patch to make the whiny kids louder
that was actually a common thing back then
I just dont like playing with no objective
exactly yugi
1.2-1.3-1.4 had some weird version skips
yeah same. that's what I mean
i cant start a normal world anymore like i could 5 years ago
and 1.7
Mhm
went straight to 1.7.2
lmao
Like you can literally beat the game in 14 minutes ...
less than 5 minutes if u know the specific seed 
dude 1.1-1.3 were just a blur
i think
Im not that good at the game
I cannot differentiate them
mmm SSG go brrrr
Yea
One of the weirdest ones is 1.8, 1.8.9 client but 1.8.8 server
I think 1.3 added emeralds?
and trading etc
there was an ender chest in one of those updates
Yea 1.8.8 lastest the longest
wait ther'es no 1.8.9 server? Just client?
There is
ah
because it's literally the same
Thanks wiki, very informative
yeah it was all client stuff
1.4
realms shit
I really hope 1.17 won't disappoint. It promises so much.
So far it's been awesome
yeah but still not even close to all the things it promised
Just hope they tweak the performance a bit, got some frame drops on it
multi
I think he means frame drops in single player
I wish
a lot of people do but it probably won't be added. Like ever.
also what's up with the other game they made?
I forgot its name
Minecraft Dungeons?
Oh yeah let's not forget their awesome game, minecraft earth /s
Took so long to release that the pokemon go hype died out
pokemon go 😩
is it just me, or do you find it super weird then when you click on a recommended video and scroll down to the comments. Another youtuber you found from the youtube algorithm that uploads content having nothing to do with the video comments on there.
Like I was watching a video about the CIA's gadgets used during the Cold War, and the top comment in that video is a valorant editor that I watch
ok thats only you lmao
none of us got that
kek
"puzzle"
unsubscribe
from the valorant editor
What about when you open one video you found interesting and youtube is like "I think that means you love that topic, here is 50 more of it"
Zombies were added in 1.4?
Were there no mobs before that?
Not sure about buttplugs but
what
zombie villagers
Oh
pretty sure zombies were one of the first mobs
Oh ok
for reference this is what I got recommended
Omg i did too
FR?
Yeah!
@forest pecan fuck off
LMAO
Super boring video
Matt ur a lunatic
That do be true
lol
LOL
but not with that
ikr
I am concerned
you don't know if I already did 😏
You would brag if you did
why would I
Its a big accomplishment
lmao
You don't see anyone else bragging about it, so it must be hard to do right?
Forgive me father
well it does take a bit of courage at first 🌝
900xp to go
lmao
tier 4 disgusting blue
also since when is "PluginIdentifiableCommand" a thing?
Anyone got amy debafe??
a what what
Wha?
Custom command implementations will need to implement this interface to have a sub-index automatically generated on the plugin's behalf
whatever that means
Absolutely no idea
what in the world
apparently it exists since Bukkit's inception lmao
I didn't even know custom impl needed that lol
Lmao
@jovial warren
Ayy
lmaoo0o
lol
krypton bad complex numbers good 🙂
Correction: krypton bad complex numbers good butt plugs superior 🙂
/s
Oh my
lmao
any luck with the plugin?
the plugin
sigh
Yes
Ah shit, i kinda took a break
unavoidable
Oh ok. 😂
Groovy is so confusing xD
Ill try to work on it a bit tmr
Like trying to understand shadow was a pain
I know that it extends the jar task, but idk how it triggers the JavaCompile and KotlinCompile tasks
💀
Does it not have a way to call other tasks?
super.run() 🌚
I think finalizeBy does that
Ah
I did manage to create our own gradle tab for the tasks though
Alrighty
🤬
Damn
🙄
gn then
Imagine having a sleep schedule
bardy's last words before sleep
😎
or not
Imagine imagining having a sleep schedule
@old wyvern I'll have you know that Krypton works a whopping 3% of the time!
amazing!
Wow
Thats
Amazing
Ay 3% of the time it works all the time!
imagine imagining imagining
Are we trying to start an argument?
anyway, gn you lot
Yes
🥲
Hackers of helpchat, Hack me some xp
Haskell is TRASH
You take that back mister!!!!
time to hack barry's database
All code should be closed source, programmers should do their own work, StackOverflow should be removed as a website
This man has finally awaken to reality!
Do it
wha
Absolutely NOT
F# ugly
ok time to uninstall ghc
😏
you are a LIAR
DEAD?????
b-but
🙂 🥴
Yes .net is dead!
Haskell is SHIT
No need to shout.
Dkim are you hungry?
SHUT UP
afk
No need to shout.
:aubergine:
\🍆
@forest pecan
Kfej
sorry what
sorry what
sorry what
sorry what
You don't
Don't speak to me ever again
i will figure it out till the day i die
Clearly!!
do you have a source??
Don't speak to me ever again
Gladly
Gladly
Haskell!
That is NOT peer reviewed
wtf how
I told you, i am always here
imagine having ban perms smh
EGGPLΑNT
oh?
wtf
egLplant
huh
eggp|ant
wat
it doesn't like eggpiants either
lol
wtf
ur back
=hammer
I spy a few zero width spaces
:.
👀
egg Plant
plant d'oeuf
Brinjal
aubergine
Ambrosia
plant of egg
ez
I agree wholeheartedly with this statement
Right so the children have discovered a new word good to hear
?
I do
cockroach
hey
a new one!
They grow up so fast then ruin it
cockroach
I do like cockroaches
I agree wholeheartedly with this statement
Do they like you back?
No
🥲
ah yes premium java version 2
What? It doesnt work on phone send ss
wdym
I see just the text eggplant
Oh that one..... I did that like 4 weeks ago smh
its legit unicode left to right embed
common sense
actually might be right to left
202b
Wow this is a lesson to learn for me. I started working on a ASM(java) project without learning how the second version of ASM works, now im learning the first is so much harder to use and i created around 10-15+ hours or work for myself when spending an hour or two reading 20 pages more of docs would have been so much easier
Work harder not smarter
best modo ever 😛
If I want to completely overwrite my local changes, is git fetch --force sufficient? or would I also need to do git reset --hard origin/master?
git reset --hard HEAD usually does it
That's just to the local branch though, isn't it?
yooo having different "Material enums" for items & blocks that'd be awesome
I doubt it'll be an actual enum though, too hardcoded for the path Minecraft is taking
hello!
hi
not really