I remember shitting on minecraft, then one day i downloaded the demo version at night, suddenly it was 7am and I was still playing and i was like, wait this is actually good
#dev-general
ocean quartz
onyx loom
thats the day when matt fucked up his sleep schedule forever
prisma wave
I remember watching trolling videos, I wanted to do it myself so I bought a ridiculously overpriced server, didn't install any plugins and wondered why I couldn't use essentials commands 🥲
ocean quartz
thats the day when matt fucked up his sleep schedule forever
Nah it was already fucked
prisma wave
guys I have bought bukkit 1.10 server why can I not use //wand
onyx loom
oh wait i thought redstone update was 1.4? turns out it was actually 1.5
prisma wave
o
ocean quartz
thats me with kotlin
Basically everyone
onyx loom
ah 1.4 was still a huge update with new mobs n stuffs
half harness
lol
prisma wave
1.4 was zombie villagers and stuff right?
prisma wave
Ahh yeah
dawn hinge
Damn
pale shell
i miss the good old days of mc updates
ocean quartz
Yo zombies used to drop feathers
prisma wave
the old minecraft launcher 😩
pale shell
yes they're cool now its just eh
onyx loom
lol
dawn hinge
That's beautiful
onyx loom
the old mc launcher was so unintuitive iirc
prisma wave
it was pretty terrible yeah
obtuse gale
Yo zombies used to drop feathers
and gunpowder used to be named "sulfur" lmao
prisma wave
But nostalgia
ocean quartz
and gunpowder used to be named "sulfur" lmao
Good times 🥲
pale shell
why am i wasting time even trying to add 1.8 support lmao
prisma wave
money
prisma wave
no bro 1.8 is still popular!!!
onyx loom
nah im still open about supporting 1.8, unless it requires fuckery involving packets n shit, then ill be like nah im good
pale shell
:DDD
onyx loom
if it works then it works 
obtuse gale
you don't actively support it, your plugin working is just a side effect
ocean quartz
Even using the api you'll have to do fuckery to support 1.8
onyx loom
ig
unkempt tangle
1.8 ftw
obtuse gale
sure let me use 325413 lines of NMS to send a single action bar message
onyx loom
sure let me use 325413 lines of NMS to send a single action bar message
yeah thats a fat yikes
obtuse gale
or 6321 lines of nms to use clickable/hoverable components on books
unkempt tangle
prisma wave
Yeah if it's not too much effort I'll support 1.8 cuz why not, but some stuff is painful
pale shell
6.9%
obtuse gale
heh
pale shell
4.2%
obtuse gale
0 or nothing 🙂
HAH
ocean quartz
Will never happen pvp bitching will be a thing forever
hot hull
Because brainless idiots
obtuse gale
and godspeedeggboloidscutepointbridging
half harness
i started in 1.13 but use 1.8 :p
hot hull
haha mouse go brrrrrrrrrr
half harness
and godspeedeggboloidscutepointbridging
egg?
ocean quartz
They can make the best pvp update ever and people will still be like: bUt MuH CliCkInG!
half harness
lol
unkempt tangle
ocean quartz
i started in 1.13 but use 1.8 :p
That's quite depressing
half harness
That's quite depressing
mhm
hot hull
It's like humanity these days, you're evolving backwards
Why do you think the world is as fucked as it is
half harness
gtg
prisma wave
You're the reason we can't have nice things
ocean quartz
You're like a hipster, being born in the modern world but wanting to return to monke
obtuse gale
lmao I was going to say that
pale shell
if it can't run the basic plugins then i ain't even attempting this plugin on it
why is 1.9.4 a thing doe
ocean quartz
It isn't, just forget about it
pale shell
people will complain so 🤷♂️
dawn hinge
No they wouldn't lol
obtuse gale
lmao my president got covid :kekw:
dawn hinge
There is no reason to use 1.9, literally
prisma wave
no person that actually exists is running 1.9
ocean quartz
There is absolutely no one using 1.9
If there is fuck em
ocean quartz
lmao my president got covid :kekw:
"My" president got it a while ago, said it was just a small cold and now everyone is dying
obtuse gale
classic politicians
onyx loom
where u from again fefo?
ocean quartz
I put "my" in quotes because I'm talking about brazil and i no longer live there, not being one of those "nOt My PrEsIdEnT" type of person btw
onyx loom
❓
ocean quartz
Lmao
obtuse gale
no that's not the right answer
onyx loom
mars
obtuse gale
Argentina, yes
onyx loom
👍
ocean quartz
It happens
pale shell
forgets where he's from lol
ocean quartz
South america makes you wonder where you live
obtuse gale
lmao
onyx loom
🤣
jovial warren
anyone here know what the session.lock file is used for? Minecraft seems to shove one in there for worlds, but idk what it is
ocean quartz
Lmao i miss the guy
prisma wave
anyone here know what the session.lock file is used for? Minecraft seems to shov...
To lock
prisma wave
poor guy
jovial warren
is it an attempt to protect files from being written to when Minecraft's writing to them?
obtuse gale
Lmao i miss the guy
hey, worry not, now they have a skyrim NPC as president https://youtu.be/ddwOedCQWxI
prisma wave
but lock what?
The world from modifications presumably
ocean quartz
prisma wave
Lmao i miss the guy
.
onyx loom
😂
obtuse gale
lmao
onyx loom
the sounds effects are perfect
obtuse gale
that's genius xD
onyx loom
"the houses of parliament"
prisma wave
Ah yes there's only 1
onyx loom
yes
prisma wave
His verse goes hard
prisma wave
Eminem's been real quiet since the 2019 UK election
ocean quartz
Imma be honest i can understand Eminem when he is rapping fast better than i can understand boris lmao
onyx loom
dont diss the prime minister 🔫
ocean quartz
Also dude has the name of a russian villain
prisma wave
it's not even his real name lol
ocean quartz
Oh no, his name is Alex
jovial warren
lol
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
nailed it
had to check Wikipedia to make sure I was right
because yes, that's the sort of useless information I somehow remember lol
ocean quartz
Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson
Pfeffel
forest pecan
Pfeffel
is the dino going https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PGFZ1215PE
onyx loom
embeds 😩
forest pecan
ikr
forest pecan
ikr
onyx loom
fuck
ocean quartz
Kali, that's a crime
onyx loom
😱
forest pecan
12 life sentences!!
onyx loom
omg pls no jailerino
forest pecan
5 Death penalties!!!
onyx loom
omg pls no deatherino
ocean quartz
It's just death, not a big deal
hot hull
Please yes deatherino
onyx loom
classic frosty and his suicidal thoughts
ocean quartz
Frosty be like
hot hull
I said we sad everyday
onyx loom
damn that sounds pretty sad
hot hull
And I have an oreo milka
stuck harbor
'an oreo milka'
hot hull
never heard of that?
stuck harbor
the fuck is a milka
static zealot
the fuck is a milka
OMG. you need to get educated!
hot hull
It's something amazing
static zealot
and fucking expensive
stuck harbor
Milka is a brand of chocolate confection which originated in Switzerland in 1901 and has been manufactured internationally by the US confectionery company Mondelēz International since 1990
sucks
get cadbury's
static zealot
you don't even know how real chocolate looks like smh
stuck harbor
most Swiss chocolate is nice
blitz, bri'ish chocolate is amazing
not like america's fucking sour shite
static zealot
ye just a lot of sugar and a bit of tea
stuck harbor
bonjourno
static zealot
that's what you call chocolate?
stuck harbor
yeah
and yeah
to both
its short for i am going to
no
that sounds shit
its finna
what?
how does 'finna' sound like 'omg'
pale shell
i love it when spigot does my job for me. Doesn't load on old versions :))
stuck harbor
hehe
ocean quartz
Sir
prisma wave
this
unkempt tangle
indeed
onyx loom
is #dev-general
stuck harbor
no u
pale shell
static zealot
huh?
pale shell
released my first premium plugin 🙂
static zealot
nice
pale shell
that'll be like 2 years till it goes through LOL
dawn hinge
Is it open source? 🤔
pale shell
mhm
prisma wave
Of course
dawn hinge
Ayy
onyx loom
freemium 🙂
pale shell
but if people buy it it helps both of us out 🙂
prisma wave
freemium best model
static zealot
pay for support
dawn hinge
but if people buy it it helps both of us out 🙂
Definitely
pale shell
|| so go and buy it before i ban you all from it ||
dawn hinge
I got locked out of my PayPal lol
static zealot
oh that sucks
onyx loom
please may i have a free copy 😊
static zealot
please may i have a free copy 😊
No. you'll be banned from github as well just so you can't get it
onyx loom
😩
pale shell
is it ok to be nervous?
onyx loom
about what
static zealot
yes
pale shell
the plugin releasing
pale shell
i've not released one in like 4 or 5 years publicly
static zealot
its your First time
onyx loom
😄
sweet cipher
What's the plugin?
pale shell
Private Mines
- as seen on popular servers
sweet cipher
The one that BM made for you?
static zealot
I've released like 3 plugins didn't expect to get more than 2 downloads. Got over 200 on one.
pale shell
yes, but me and him are doing 50/50 profits
dawn hinge
Same
pale shell
I added a ton of features into it
sweet cipher
Oh ok
pale shell
We've been talking it through dw, i'm not someone who takes it and sells it just like that
pale shell
I'm scared people will laugh at my code i put in
"This resource is currently awaiting approval." i want it on, now
lol
static zealot
I'm scared people will laugh at my code i put in
they'd laugh at it even if you weren't scarred so no need to be scared
pale shell
not even joking, the plugin i've put on spigot is actually more optimized that one used on big servers
onyx loom
if they do laugh, just think of it as a way to improve 😅
pale shell
the big servers it actually lags a bit when it refills mine, 0 lag
static zealot
u tested it with 100 players?
static zealot
lmao me neither
funny thing is none of the plugins I posted to spigot are tested
well by me.
they're tested by those who download it 🙂
pale shell
I put 100 hours+ into testing this plugin
static zealot
yeah to do the same amount of testing would take me probably over 200
double at least of what it took you
and cost me money as well to buy a test server bcz I can't run one on my pc
pale shell
I just do intense testing into where I think would have the most bugs you know
I mean, i think my pc is good enough to run a test server https://i.imgur.com/yKLwka8.png
static zealot
oh nice 😭
pale shell
I was actually gonna buy 64GB RAM
ocean quartz
Oh god an i9, i feel sorry for your lost kidney
pale shell
i was legit gonna have 64gb ram but i was like "isn't that just to flex"
whatcha mean matt
static zealot
I have a laptop that reaches 120+ Celsius with 8 gb ram DDR3, i5-4... something
pale shell
I didn't need the kidney
pale shell
i got it for like $80 i think so 🤷♂️
onyx loom
wat
ocean quartz
Oh shit really?
pale shell
ye
onyx loom
tf
dawn hinge
??
pale shell
they thought it was faulty LOLLLLL
onyx loom
👁️
pale shell
It just didn't have a big enough PSU
static zealot
I really do think that some people just steal other people's luck
pale shell
can i sell my luck?
ocean quartz
Unironically I actually like Discord's april fools lil yatchy notifications xD
static zealot
what notification?
eternal compass
Unironically I actually like Discord's april fools lil yatchy notifications xD
... why?
static zealot
wait I didn't get april fooled?
ocean quartz
what notification?
eternal compass
ok lol
static zealot
omg
they have my uncle's voice there
oh this is such an emotional moment
he died of cancer at the age of 3
static zealot
but was a great dad
and uncle
and can I get the GOLDEN BUZZER NOW?
thanks
or do I need to cry some more?
eternal compass
what?
eternal compass
oh lol
onyx loom
just tell him to shut up
eternal compass
I switched mine to uncle since someone mentioned it 2 days ago, and its fun when you get multiple at once
"uh uh uh, hello hello hello?"
static zealot
oh look @eternal compass https://i.imgur.com/rEOekpk.png this is how the button looks for me
eternal compass
oh look <@!547890787682222081> https://i.imgur.com/rEOekpk.png this is how the ...
oh lol
onyx loom
u need to get materical atom icons sir
eternal compass
why not? They're nice
primal scaffold
guys
static zealot
I love community IJ, I love not pro github, I love free minecraft, I love free youtoube, I love free spotify
primal scaffold
guys
static zealot
and girls
primal scaffold
need help
eternal compass
I love community IJ, I love not pro github, I love free minecraft, I love free y...
I use community... the icon pack is free
primal scaffold
my mic is not workang
onyx loom
shame
primal scaffold
help ?
eternal compass
my mic is not workang
try turning it off and back on again
primal scaffold
how
static zealot
I use community... the icon pack is free
I know.
eternal compass
my mic is not workang
onyx loom
🥲
onyx loom
fixerino'ed
pale shell
and the 7 week waiting game begins lol
eternal compass
huh?
onyx loom
nah i dont think it takes that long
onyx loom
i guess it all depends tho
pale shell
ah ty
primal scaffold
iam dead
pale shell
you sure it not 10?
eternal compass
What are y'all talking about?
pale shell
yes
eternal compass
oh, ok
pale shell
wait i can add buyers? 
onyx loom
☹️
pale shell
dude i gave you a discount
pale shell
$9.98 pp
forest pecan
the fact that most linux server hosting providers don't even have basic commands installed
like wget
is disgusting
like bisecthosting and those
horrible
jovial warren
curl is basically the same as wget lol
except that wget works about 99% of the time and curl works about 20% of the time
also, wget isn't in the LFS standard for Linux distributions iirc
probably not even in Debian's list of minimum requirements
forest pecan
thats so dumb
jovial warren
eh, not really
forest pecan
wget should be part of the minimum
jovial warren
curl is much more popular and much more widely used
forest pecan
i use a library that requires wget
pulsar canyon
Anyone here know what there doing when it comes to Minecraft clients???
jovial warren
kinda, yeah
I mean, I spend my time debugging why clients don't like the packets I throw at them lol
forest pecan
is cURL included then?
for linux distributions
cause wget is literally only used once
when i just searched it lol
wait that doesnt make sense it should work
function download_cmd(){
$WGET "$@" || $CURL "$@"
}
WGET is the wget and CURL is the curl
if the left fails it should execute right
is it normal that it throws error even tho the left command fails exeuction?
jovial warren
curl is yeah
lunar cypress
What language is that
jovial warren
looks like bash to me
forest pecan
it is bash
lunar cypress
Ah
forest pecan
does OR symbol still throw error?
even if the left side doesnt execute?
cause i got an error there
and im like wtf lol
lunar cypress
Probably uses the exit code id assume
forest pecan
🥲
lunar cypress
But thats just a guess
winter iron
whats the best way to make a delete button for my web app, I was thinking the button does some javascript that sends a delete request to a url
but i feel like its janky
idk why
jovial warren
(cell and ((mask shl magic).inv())) or ((value.toLong() and mask) shl magic) okay I now officially hate Kotlin bit shifting
fucking infix precedence
who tf at JetBrains sat there and went "oh yeah, using infix functions which have a completely different precedence to Java's operator precedence is a great idea"
because I want to shoot them
ocean quartz
`(cell and ((mask shl magic).inv())) or ((value.toLong() and mask) shl magic)` o...
Oooh coding in clojure /s
onyx loom
hahahahaha
jovial warren
wait does Clojure not have good operators for bitwise either?
onyx loom
bardy got to work with clojure first hand after hating it all this time 😄
jovial warren
I'm actually tempted to start writing stuff that needs to deal with bit shifting a lot in Java lol
you would've thought the compiler would use Java's operator precedence for bit shifts though
but oh no, because it's not important enough or only 3% of users use it or whatever their excuse is for this shit
prisma wave
wait does Clojure not have good operators for bitwise either?
No idea, it just looks the same
(cell and mask) => (and mask cell)
onyx loom
if .inv() wasnt there then u basically have clojure
prisma wave
Or (infix cell and mask) 🙂
jovial warren
lol
https://paste.helpch.at/talaqisuya.pl kill me pls
still don't get what MAGIC is for
onyx loom
fun getAndSet 🙂
jovial warren
other than that it does some magic and turns an index parameter into a cell index
jovial warren
`fun getAndSet` 🙂
no clue lol
does what it says
this is why we don't copy Mojang code
prisma wave
Hi Donald
serene cave
20 boxes of krispy kremes
and 30 boxes of rice crispies
where are they
@jovial warren
onyx loom
how about a massive mcdonalds too?
serene cave
Yes
jovial warren
not happening
serene cave
I sold my foot
jovial warren
"small" loan of a million dollars xD
serene cave
onto the auction house
prisma wave
What's the image
hot hull
paste the image
prisma wave
smooth brain
prisma wave
🥲
prisma wave
Good day Donald Trump
onyx loom
surely im not the only one that reads every message from him in a donald trump voice
hot hull
Why you ping
prisma wave
Good Morning type Brister of Mitten
west coast USA ?
onyx loom
🤔
serene cave
west coast USA ?
Yes
prisma wave
Interesting
prisma wave
so Mr Trump what do you know about monads
serene cave
it is similar to McDonalds
onyx loom
yes they both start with the letter m
prisma wave
That is true
prisma wave
You're a very wise president
surreal quarry
top ten reasons the election was STOLEN
ocean quartz
Number 10 bugerking foot lettuce
hot hull
How the fuck did you manage to achieve that
stuck harbor
wh-
jovial warren
circular dependencies
if a data class, let's call it A, has a parameter of type B, and B (also a data class) has a parameter of type A, then the hash code of A will get the hash code of B, which will get the hash code of A, and so on
jovial warren
inhabitedTime += 1 * playerCount lol
because multiplying by 1 is so useful amirite
onyx loom
extremely
jovial warren
also, I'm preparing the changelog to finally release region data persistence rn
lunar cypress
@prisma wave any idea why kitty's display breaks when I use the return key in an ssh session
When I use return the cursor moves to the right instead of to the left
and the chars stay on the display
prisma wave
hmm
i haven't had that exact issue but I did have some similar ssh issues
iirc the fix was to put export TERM=xterm in the remote .bashrc
prisma wave
np
obtuse gale
🙃
prisma wave
Huh?
old wyvern
when is c++ gonna add double doubles
obtuse gale
oh wait this is LP weights right?
yea
prisma wave
when is c++ gonna add double doubles
triples 🥲
obtuse gale
when is c++ gonna add double doubles
long double 👀
onyx loom
oh nvm then i completely misread it lmao, yea that guy dumb dumb
i thought u were trolling the guy in general just saying that decimals are useless 😂
obtuse gale
expecting them to make over 4 billion groups lmao
onyx loom
🙃
old wyvern
`long double` 👀
oh god 😫
obtuse gale
what
jovial warren
https://ci.kryptonmc.org/job/Krypton/ player, world and region data persistence
pog
I wonder what should come next 🤔
old wyvern
Fix the section bug
jovial warren
ah yes, that
I think I may know what causes it
well, for one, I'm writing the block count wrong
it needs to be the amount of blocks that aren't air, not the amount of overall blocks
and there seems to be some inconsistencies in the data sent by Krypton and that sent by vanilla, which I'll have to look into
and maybe also add some palettes
ocean quartz
Yoo, is this new?
obtuse gale
It's like 2 days old
You should be using latest...
Don't expect us to support your old antiquated software
obtuse gale
It's marvelous
ocean quartz
Dude someone shoot me, there is a guy on my discord that is making me lose the few brain cells i have left
onyx loom
the less brain cells the better
ocean quartz
True
lime ember
I want to give players a PotionEffect for a few seconds and keep renewing it until I no longer need it.
But I can't overwrite the old effect, so it always expires first. The force boolean is deprecated
1.15.2
eternal compass
This isn't a working project hence why its not in #showcase (Its just a chest with some items in it), but could I get people's opinions on this as a tag color gui? It feels a bit too bland or something
steel heart
Remove yellow glass pane in my opinion
eternal compass
Remove yellow glass pane in my opinion
should I just make it empty, or what?
steel heart
Arguably yes
eternal compass
ok.
cinder flare
Or dark gray panes
eternal compass
ah yeah, I like that
steel heart
I like that a lot
eternal compass
very clean
steel heart
But it’s very subjective tho
cinder flare
I tend to like the darker backgrounds more than just plain, still too bright to me
steel heart
Oh well I have a nice texture pack that makes it transparent
steel heart
Yeah
eternal compass
I think I'll go with that one
steel heart
Works
steel heart
It’s fine I think
lavish notch
swap the light and dark blue around
ocean quartz
@cinder flare Imagine nh like spanish's ñ
cinder flare
Oh I like nyay
obtuse gale
ñe
ocean quartz
Nyay lmao
cinder flare
That's how it's pronounced!!
ocean quartz
It's pronounced eñe iirc xD
eternal compass
I know english an like 1 word in french :p
#AnericansAreDumb
cinder flare
Nah mate
eternal compass
(I'm american)
hot hull
This should work right? If it's not a number it'll just skip to the next element right?
His sleep schedule is fucked
hot hull
ah that could also work
cinder flare
maybe try putting continue in the catch block?
or it might not want to run the code again once it's been try'd once
hot hull
continue wouldn't do anything tho?
It should run the code, since it's a single try catch for that specific element
cinder flare
i dunno bro, maybe it thinks it wants to leave the for loop once an exception is thrown
well it ain't doing that, is it lol
hot hull
Ah didn't clarify, was just making sure, I cba to test it myself cause internet slow lol
cinder flare
oh lol I though it wasn't working lmao
old wyvern
This should work right? If it's not a number it'll just skip to the next element...
Why not just check with regez
distant sun
You can test without a server
old wyvern
regex*
distant sun
just use the test package and give it a list of strings aka permissions
cinder flare
I know I've had similar issues with Scanner#nextInt in that it doesn't parse another int if you fail it once. So you end up having to read a string then convert it manually
old wyvern
Oh wait nvm
cinder flare
he's testing if it's greater than the index yeah
distant sun
. Is one of the default tokens, I think
hot hull
Yugi, meh
cinder flare
well you gotta get the numerical value at some point to see if it's greater than or equal to index, so no point in prefacing that with a regex check
hot hull
No Star it's to prevent retards from entering perms such as 1-10, the perm is for a range check, and it only requires the top number, so since some people are dumb, they'd use 1-10
Was gonna leave it to just throw errors for stupidity, but meh
cinder flare
Oh I mean I was literally just looking at the code without knowing what it did but yeah, that makes sense lol
hot hull
https://github.com/op65n/VaultManager spaghetti code
old wyvern
@hot hull Is your perlin noise generator working properly?
Coz this dont look like perlin xD
Especially at a few spots where its pretty much skygrid
hot hull
Coz this dont look like perlin xD
the mapping is wrong I believe
old wyvern
Tried both Simple and improved implementations
hot hull
improved
old wyvern
Alright one moment
hot hull
they should both function similarly, the improved one just has a more complex calculation style I believe
old wyvern
Alrighty, I assumed it was supposed to return the scaled y welp
hot hull
Math.map
old wyvern
Altho that still leaves why I had the cubes in like y 30 ish
old wyvern
like in this xD
hot hull
We'll see once you debug
I really need to start working on this again, but I've got so many on going projects it's insane
hot hull
my bad
static zealot
someone changed my nickname. thanks funnycube
xD
and I just typed in the wrong channel
f.
hot hull
How in the fuck tho
old wyvern
Improved one jsut keeps returning 1
hot hull
Working amazing
old wyvern
xD
hot hull
copy a default one for the interwebs and replace the simple on with that
I'll fix it eventually
cinder flare
someone changed my nickname. thanks funnycube
dude I was so confused when you typed in #general-plugins
I was like who tf is this orange boi
never heard of him
hot hull
@old wyvern How's the actual render going so far?
cinder flare
Sorry what's happening? Are you making a Perlin noise lib?
hot hull
the logic is java, renderer is c# I'd presume, you're gonna have to ask Yugi on that
hot hull
Where's the fun in using premade stuff?
cinder flare
hmm I guess you're right
so you're making a new programming lang right?
no fun in using a premade lang!
>:)
hot hull
Wanna jump off a cliff for me please
hot hull
elara
hot hull
You've got stds
cinder flare
prisma wave
imagine contributing to the std lib of elara 👀
PR or shut up 🙂
Actually don't, it's all gonna be obsolete soon
cinder flare
Actually don't, it's all gonna be obsolete soon
haskell 2.0 bm edition
prisma wave
Precisely
hot hull
efe you gotta be shitting me
old wyvern
<@!235475470806679554> How's the actual render going so far?
Works pretty well
old wyvern
Actually don't, it's all gonna be obsolete soon
Any luck with the new docs?
old wyvern
the logic is java, renderer is c# I'd presume, you're gonna have to ask Yugi on ...
Java
cinder flare
oooh fully Java? I like it
prisma wave
Any luck with the new docs?
Done a little bit, I'm not sure how comprehensive we want it to be. I think we have a pretty good idea of what we want, right?
pale shell
bm, spigot being slow pls speed them up so we hopefully get paid quicker
prisma wave
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
pale shell
quicker it goes through quicker you get paid lol
cinder flare
that's a solid gif
jovial warren
ikr
pale shell
https://tenor.com/x7r0.gif
mc-m staff.
jovial warren
saw it yesterday when typing in "brain.exe not responding" 
lunar cypress
Can someone reverse that gif
pale shell
oh no i need to find the weird gif i found at 3am
lunar cypress
Not this the brain one
pale shell
brb
jovial warren
there we go
pale shell
jovial warren
finally got the right GIF
pale shell
thank god it doesn't load here just no
jovial warren
what the actual fuck
pale shell
that's me looking through @prisma wave's code
cinder flare
pov: me trying to make a PR to EssentialsX
pale shell
you like the gif bm?
prisma wave
questionable
pale shell
prisma wave
ok
jovial warren
pov: me trying to make a PR to EssentialsX
EssentialsX multiplatform soon™️ hopefully
stuck harbor
w i d e
jovial warren
I know they're planning on much better modulisation at least
pale shell
multiplatform?
cinder flare
EssentialsX multiplatform soon™️ hopefully
bro they don't even have PAPI support, I think it's gonna be a few decades
stuck harbor
👀
jovial warren
JRoy and mdcfe are working on it lol
cinder flare
um are you a different race than duck? wtf
prisma wave
i hate ducks
jovial warren
stuck harbor
don't doxx me eee
pale shell
bm is a duck
cinder flare
you said stop racism. not possible to be racist against a fellow duck, is it?
cinder flare
so you're not a duck? wtf
prisma wave
bm is a duck
not true
jovial warren
https://tenor.com/view/goose-duck-neck-gif-10344438
okay that's just wrong
cinder flare
okay that's just wrong
that's called a friday night wdym
pale shell
bm wanted duck gif's he got duc kgif's
jovial warren
that's called a friday night wdym
lol
oh btw, Star
guess what got merged yesterday
jovial warren
no, seriously
prisma wave
Is it a chicken or is it a duck?
pale shell
why my gif no load
cinder flare
I don't understand how that changes the meaning of that sentence
cinder flare
we
prisma wave
i need help
compact perchBOT
There is no time to wait! Ask your question @prisma wave!
jovial warren
and the JAR for it is on the CI (with lucko's permission)
pale shell
i need help
first time i heard this 🤔
jovial warren
if you've got something to talk about
pale shell
bm knows everything
cinder flare
if you've got something to talk about
see that's the problem, im not cool enough to have things to talk about
prisma wave
damn wtf you know lucko
you know me which is even better
jovial warren
him as a person is one of the reasons why I pai $10/month to sponsor him
cinder flare
the coolest thing I've done is like... make one PR to a random plugin
jovial warren
I had a conversation about LuckPerms' tree traversal algorithms the other day
cinder flare
you know me which is even better
okay you have a good point
jovial warren
that's the sort of random stuff we talk about in there lol
cinder flare
does he sound like Dr. Mike Pound
jovial warren
@obtuse gale will tell you, lucko's a really nice guy
cinder flare
cause he's my hero
jovial warren
how much
cinder flare
sheesh
jovial warren
nah you can fuck right off
jovial warren
I'd give you like $5/month maybe
prisma wave
pls do
jovial warren
gimme link
prisma wave
o
cinder flare
sheee, BM's gotta save up for when he gives me $5 for learning Haskell
prisma wave
sheee, BM's gotta save up for when he gives me $5 for learning Haskell
precisely
jovial warren
also, sign up for GitHub Sponsors
pale shell
What even is gh sponsors
hot hull
So I wanna hook up my tablet to my pc so I can draw on it, but idk if I wanna spend 10$ for an app
decisions, decisions
jovial warren
all you gotta do is get a Stripe connect account (get your parents' permission to make it under their name) and sign a tax form
prisma wave
yikes
jovial warren
What even is gh sponsors
basically Patreon but on GitHub and better
cinder flare
all you gotta do is get a Stripe connect account (get your parents' permission t...
wtf how old are you
pale shell
free money?
jovial warren
I'm 16 Star
cinder flare
wtf really
jovial warren
we get a national insurance number at 16
cinder flare
how have I done nothing in my life
pale shell
same age as bm iirc
cinder flare
and you've done so much in only 16 years
jovial warren
I wouldn't say I've done so much
hot hull
Lmao Star
cinder flare
one look at your github vs mine
prisma wave
man this is effort
i have to actually pretend im gonna do something productive with the money
no thanks
jovial warren
that's why you'll see everything on my GitHub can be categorised into one of three things:
- open-source software that is designed to benefit others in some way
- open-source libraries that are designed to benefit developers
- contributions to open-source software
pale shell
I pay bm and i have to update his plugin for me while paying him more money
jovial warren
I want to become a teacher, I think that says a lot about the sort of person I am
prisma wave
further the haskell dream
ah yes
jovial warren
I really like the idea of spending the rest of my life helping others to succeed, because that gives me the most happiness and motivation in my own success
jovial warren
why do you think I only make open-source software
cinder flare
lmao
jovial warren
because I've proven to myself multiple times that payment just doesn't motivate me
prisma wave
cringe
jovial warren
I see programming as a hobby, not as a potential career
cinder flare
but... who's gonna update Krypton for 1.35?
jovial warren
I've heard many people say that with the skills I have, I could be very successful and earn a lot of money one day, but I'm not interested in that
I want to help others do that
I'd much rather a happy life than a rich one
prisma wave
not like they're mutually exclusive
cinder flare
make a youtube channel teaching plugins... ad revenue... patreon... ??? profit?
jovial warren
true, but in the modern day, it seems like all of the moralistic jobs are very underpaid
e.g. teaching, public services, etc.
cinder flare
true, but in the modern day, it seems like all of the moralistic jobs are very u...
pov: bardy gets a job at burger king
jovial warren
anything where you're giving back to the community
prisma wave
gotta love the public sector
jovial warren
I mean, they make us who we are
prisma wave
just clap bro that will increase the funding /s
cinder flare
I mean, they make us who we are
very true, you gotta make the next Dr. Mike Pound for us
jovial warren
teachers are some of the most important people in our early lives
without teachers, we wouldn't ever learn how to read, write, spell, calculate, or any of these things we just take for granted
cinder flare
are we talking like elementary school?
jovial warren
all years
cinder flare
so you don't want to specialize in a subject?
jovial warren
I want to specialise in computer science at secondary school
I ain't fucking teaching English, fuck that
cinder flare
Okay that's what I thought lol
imagine taking like CS 1010 and you walk in and fucking Bardy's standing there, talking to some fourth-year about this minecraft server he made using Kotlin, like what kind of boomer language is that
jovial warren
lol
I would've thought either Minecraft or Krypton would probably unfortunately be dead by then
prisma wave
minecraft will never die
jovial warren
I mean, I will keep Krypton going as long as I can
cinder flare
but Minecraft will persist through the ages
jovial warren
Kotlin won't die, not yet
not for as long as Google keep promoting its use in Android
cinder flare
Kotlin won't die, not yet
this is a pov of like, 30 years down the line
jovial warren
Kotlin is still one of the fastest growing languages of the modern day
cinder flare
I know, and I love it
regal gale
A lot of useless logs in Arduino IDE: function declared out of scope, refer naming to something else, variable errors (6 mistakes), just to find out this is the reason...:
void moveToGrid(int i) (
// things
}```Had to search this for like an hour and a halfoh shit wait, maybe you'll be the teacher that moves everyone from Java to Kotlin!!!
that would be really epic
jovial warren
lol
I'd definitely be the teacher that pushes hard to get my students the tools they need to get where they want
cinder flare
mandatory IntelliJ
regal gale
Arduino IDE on phone declared this error more precise than that junk
cinder flare
no eclipse bullshit
jovial warren
yeah I would push IntelliJ hard if one of my students wanted to use Java or Kotlin
or even another JVM language
cinder flare
not at my fucking uni
jovial warren
JetBrains does quite a bit for education iirc
cinder flare
this motherfucker pulls out Eclipse and I want to cry
jovial warren
cinder flare
they literally have 2 partner universities in the US
wait 1
one of them is in germany
pale shell
isn't germany a state in US?
jovial warren
isn't germany a state in US?
please tell me that's a joke
pale shell
?
jovial warren
when was the last time you looked at a map of the world?
pale shell
uh ages ago?
cinder flare
what do you know of any world war
pale shell
i know it was a sad time
cinder flare
know who was involved?
eternal compass
It was California vs the US
/s
pale shell
I know one war was started due to an assassination
cinder flare
oh?
cinder flare
and you don't know the belligerant countries?
prisma wave
they assassinated the president of the united states, barack obama
cinder flare
That is true
yes fred, we know
eternal compass
You said oh?
cinder flare
as in "Oh? you know that and not what countries fought in the war"
onyx loom
obama died 1914 confirmed
cinder flare
I fucking meme about my boy Archduke Franz Foordinoond every day
jovial warren
lol
eternal compass
It was his taxi driver's fault
pale shell
they assasinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand using a FN 1910 semi-automatic handgun in Sarajevo which created the war.
cinder flare
lmao
eternal compass
If he hadent taken that shortcut...
jovial warren
okay let's not take the piss out of deadly wars that killed millions of innocent people please
pale shell
why brain, why do you remember this
cinder flare
that's like, the best part
you know what else killed millions of innocents
coronavirus
prisma wave
okay let's not take the piss out of deadly wars that killed millions of innocent...
didn't you say vk and ruan should be executed via firing squad?
jovial warren
that's like, the best part
you're fucked up
cinder flare
and we're all meming about that :)
pale shell
you know what else killed millions of innocents
~the goverment~
cinder flare
you're fucked up
not at all, you gotta laugh to hide the pain :)
prisma wave
~the goverment~
based?
pale shell
?
cinder flare
~the goverment~
which one tho
eternal compass
not at all, you gotta laugh to hide the pain \:)
Good point
quiet depot
ba ding dong ding
prisma wave
which one tho
the government
eternal compass
which one tho
Not which goverment, the government
prisma wave
boris johnson has a body count of about 18000 now
onyx loom
pig did u know germany is a us state
pale shell
boris is good
quiet depot
yes
cinder flare
boris johnson has a body count of about 18000 now
yeah but he talks funny
pale shell
he's trying to save us from this shit
eternal compass
Ww1 was California vs the Us
jovial warren
pig did u know germany is a us state
cinder flare
he's like the uk trump, bloo and all that
pale shell
bloo
quiet depot
bloo?
prisma wave
bloo
pale shell
yes
cinder flare
i don't even know what political parties the UK has, but it seems Odin is on the opposite one of everyone else
pale shell
bloo
onyx loom
bloo
jovial warren
right, thinking about it, I've got a serious question actually
prisma wave
i don't even know what political parties the UK has, but it seems Odin is on the...
well there's the good party and the bad party and then the ok party
jovial warren
you know how Discord bots don't require you to open your firewall to receive traffic from them? how does that work?
prisma wave
websocket
jovial warren
is it because it's HTTP traffic?
cinder flare
it maintains a connection
quiet depot
yes
cinder flare
you don't ping the server
jovial warren
ah right
cinder flare
you ping discord and it sends along the connection
onyx loom
well there's the good party and the bad party and then the ok party
which ones the good one, bad, and the ok one 🥲
prisma wave
which ones the good one, bad, and the ok one 🥲
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