dev-general

[regal gale]

It worked on 8

[quiet depot]

sure

[hot hull]

It's not completely finished

[regal gale]

The thing is that I have to get my server to run on GraalVM to work, otherwise it's error everywhere with JSR223

[hot hull]

I'll dm cuz irl stuff

[quiet depot]

thien I told you, you can run graaljs on openjdk

[steel heart]

does that work on oraclejdk also?

[quiet depot]

no

don't think so

[regal gale]

That's what I did before I got loads of errors ahead.....

[quiet depot]

push and link thien

[steel heart]

ah man and nashorn is deprecated

[quiet depot]

i'll take a quick look

[lunar cypress]

What do you want to use graal for

[quiet depot]

I think he wanted to replace nashorn to stop it from erroring or something

I honestly can't remember

[lunar cypress]

In spigot plugins?

[quiet depot]

papi javascript expansion

[regal gale]

Temporarily I use maven for these stuffs, but no avail

[lunar cypress]

[hot hull]

Have you decided on the replacement yet Piggy?

[lunar cypress]

That does not seem like a sound solution

graal has its limits

otoh I don't know the structure of what you're talking about so no judgement ig

[quiet depot]

frosty probs gonna go graal

[regal gale]

https://github.com/oracle/graaljs/issues/399

It's not gonna be easy with JDK 8

[steel heart]

jdk 11?

[regal gale]

I mean, I can make it with jdk 11

If not for this.. #dev-general message

[steel heart]

then tell them that java long term ducking support has run out (8)

[regal gale]

I don't even have the time to tell that to everyone lmao

Does anyone here have a list of java class version?

[quiet depot]

there's one on wikipedia

give it a google

[regal gale]

Oh yeah found it

I'm just lazy sometimes ._.

[prisma wave]

it's 1 song

I am not an active listener of her

[half harness]

Mateus Moreira 🙂

[prisma wave]

who

Oh wait isn't that Matt?

[half harness]

ye

[ocean quartz]

My name is on my GH page lol

[half harness]

ik

thats where i got that pfp too

[onyx loom]

the old matt pfp

[weary epoch]

really

anime pfps couldnt be me

[ocean quartz]

No, I'm already engaged

[weary epoch]

simp

[static zealot]

get rekt

[prisma wave]

funny word

[hot hull]

When's the wedding tho Matt

[normal talon]

-_-

[prisma wave]

You'd better invite us

[ocean quartz]

Next year in june

[weary epoch]

nice

my sister just got married

[hot hull]

I swear you've been engaged for longer than I've known you

[normal talon]

How old are you

24 ?

[static zealot]

24 hours

[ocean quartz]

It's been exactly 1 year and 6 days xD

[hot hull]

Oh damn

[static zealot]

lmaoo

lmaoo efe

[onyx loom]

happy engagement anniversary kappa

[ocean quartz]

Thank ;p

[weary epoch]

matt get married

get MARIED

do it NWOWOW

[onyx loom]

❓

[weary epoch]

idk

matt i wont buy you jack shit cause im broke

[hot hull]

Honest man

[static zealot]

who wants exactly 0.00231105 grams of Canabis for 200 Euros? can ship it rn.

[normal talon]

are you okay ?

I get 10 grams for 50 euro

[static zealot]

no. I need money

[normal talon]

you is a scammer

[static zealot]

well its mine

it is worth more

[steel heart]

blitz if its real sure but not for 200

more like give it for free

[weary epoch]

ur getting some different fucking prices

where u live?

makes sense

[ocean quartz]

O

[weary epoch]

red light zone

[hot hull]

I mean weed ain't that expensive

[normal talon]

I dont get it

But I can

[hot hull]

He grows it

[normal talon]

Efe I can ship

[weary epoch]

say it with me.... red light zone

[normal talon]

there is a drugdealer in my neighborhood

[weary epoch]

lmao same

[onyx loom]

since when was discord used for drug dealing

[obtuse gale]

this is bringing back memories of having to delete weed firm 2 quickly from my school ipad before they did ipad searchs on everyone

[normal talon]

da hoes

[weary epoch]

since it was used for pedophelia

[normal talon]

IPad searchs ?

[onyx loom]

o

[normal talon]

lol wtf is that kind of prison

[hot hull]

encription let's not

[weary epoch]

wdym

it is

people should know

[obtuse gale]

yeah cos the school gave us ipads so they did searchs on em like once every 6 months to make sure we didnt have like nudes or something on them lol

idk

[weary epoch]

so they stay safe

[hot hull]

Sure, but touchy subject

[obtuse gale]

but i mean

[ocean quartz]

People know, but not a subject for here

[normal talon]

ooh makes sence then

[obtuse gale]

who the fuck takes nudes on an ipad

nintendo 3DS XL for the win

[normal talon]

well I didn't know it was used for that wtf

[weary epoch]

i take nudes on that nokia 3110

[hot hull]

I use my smart fridge for nudes..

[obtuse gale]

I use my tesla

[weary epoch]

there is lots of those people on discord

so try to stay safe

[normal talon]

Well I just do what the other kids do in the netherland

[hot hull]

Gotta check in with uncle Elon if they aight right?

[obtuse gale]

tbh you can actually take nudes on a tesla if you try hard enough

i just realised that

you can actually do that

[normal talon]

message pedo go to their house and punch the fuck out of them

[hot hull]

Cozy

Can we not?

[weary epoch]

yeah... dont

just contact police or discord if it happens

[normal talon]

In the netherlands they think it's normal

so Take matters in our own hands

[obtuse gale]

trigger the thing so the car starts recording, stand naked outside the car, take the usb inside and send it off

[weary epoch]

take nudes on a disposable camera

get that shit developed

[obtuse gale]

what about the family living room TV

[stuck harbor]

but someone would develop it

[weary epoch]

taking nudes with a baby cam

[hot hull]

Could technically use a wii sensor

[obtuse gale]

no

the wii sensor is just two lights

[weary epoch]

STOP

[obtuse gale]

it literally is just two lights

[hot hull]

Well yea you'd just have depth Aj

[obtuse gale]

you can replace the wii censor with 2 candles

i shit you not

[hot hull]

No actual resolution

[obtuse gale]

it works

well no

since it doesnt actually connect to the wii

the only connection is power

[hot hull]

Wait what lol

[weary epoch]

taking nudes with a record player 😳

[stuck harbor]

vhs

[obtuse gale]

you can use candles instead of the wii censor

since the censor is just like two lights

im not bullshitting ive tried it

[stuck harbor]

yeah but

those candles will have to turn on/off really quickly

[obtuse gale]

no

[ocean quartz]

Gonna make only fans plugin for IJ

[obtuse gale]

any candle works

[static zealot]

xD

[weary epoch]

why candles just use like fucking leds or something

[obtuse gale]

as long as it doesnt have glass around it

idk might bleed too much or something

[weary epoch]

$40 a month im guessing?

[obtuse gale]

or it might work

idk i havent tried it

[onyx loom]

on the topic of tesla, elon is now the richest person

[ocean quartz]

You pay to see my sexy code

[weary epoch]

cap alot

[obtuse gale]

no

[onyx loom]

no cap

[weary epoch]

😳 im under 18 matt

[normal talon]

yea lol

[normal talon]

too bad

[half harness]

oh

ur 15 years old

[obtuse gale]

lol same

[normal talon]

what kind of brave kid are you lol

never seen that in this generation

[weary epoch]

actually im 17.99999999999 years old smh 🙄

[half harness]

;-;

[weary epoch]

how old are u dkim

[half harness]

no ur 15

🤐

[ocean quartz]

Hey code doesn't have age requirement

[weary epoch]

bruh what?

[hot hull]

I'm not 😏

[weary epoch]

why do u think im 15 dkim

[normal talon]

that's true

how much

[obtuse gale]

child codeography

[prisma wave]

13.0000000000000000001

[half harness]

above 13 and below 18 = 15

math 🙂

[weary epoch]

ill be over 18 for code

[surreal quarry]

😏

[obtuse gale]

16 is age of consent

[quiet depot]

bm how old were you when you first started coding

[obtuse gale]

counts for code as well

[weary epoch]

u failed math class didnt u

[normal talon]

I like that

12

Piggy he was 12

or 10

[weary epoch]

idk where u live but thats not it for me

[half harness]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[onyx loom]

11 if u in Philippines 🙃

[normal talon]

18

[half harness]

wut

[prisma wave]

Either 11 or 12

[weary epoch]

8 if ur in sudan

[normal talon]

germany 16

[ocean quartz]

Big yikes

[half harness]

5 years of coding

[hot hull]

How old u now BM

I forget

[prisma wave]

I'm pretty sure it was 11 but I've got no proof of that

[normal talon]

16

[prisma wave]

Almost 17

[steel heart]

defunc main() {
(:= print "Clojure")
}

Is this right?

[onyx loom]

fat yikes yes

[static zealot]

I got my first computer at 10 .. 😦

[half harness]

we can cElEbRaTe ur birthday 🙂

[prisma wave]

Yay

[normal talon]

blitzz you must be lucky

I got it at 16

[surreal quarry]

Birthday party in room 1

[obtuse gale]

im 16 in 2 months lol

[quiet depot]

according to github i started coding at the age of 10

[static zealot]

I got it from my own money lmao

[normal talon]

20 in 7 months

[hot hull]

I'm 19 in 5 days 😏

[prisma wave]

wow

I didn't even know GitHub existed at 10

[normal talon]

oof

[onyx loom]

bruh

[weary epoch]

clojures google description

[ocean quartz]

Damn i started around 16

[obtuse gale]

weak

[half harness]

that must mean u are 15 years old

[surreal quarry]

Rick Hickey good

[quiet depot]

nah

[prisma wave]

amazing man!!

[regal gale]

So far I'm familiar with 7 languages, at mid stage

[quiet depot]

i'm not 15

[obtuse gale]

I started at 14

[weary epoch]

dictator for life

[regal gale]

That said, no Kotlin lmao

[onyx loom]

118

[prisma wave]

Benevolent dictator for life

[lunar cypress]

That's an actual term

[normal talon]

frosty being 19 sucks actually

[prisma wave]

Indeed

[regal gale]

I know Lua pretty well though

[ocean quartz]

After 20 your life becomes weird

[quiet depot]

fun fact bm I actually started with sublime

[half harness]

skript ftw

[quiet depot]

so hopefully your videos will be comprehendable by 10 year olds

[normal talon]

oh god

[prisma wave]

ooh cool

Hopefully

[obtuse gale]

I feel lik elife doesnt hit as hard as it use to lol

[regal gale]

@half harness get out

[prisma wave]

Did you follow a shitty tutorial?

[quiet depot]

I read a book

[prisma wave]

Or just trial and error

Wow

[normal talon]

wowoww

[weary epoch]

yeah u start wasting ur life on discord for hours on end talking to some kids who are fucking stupid

[normal talon]

people read now ?

[half harness]

ew imagine reading books in 2021

[obtuse gale]

like not on any suicidal shit or anything but like life used to hit hard now its kinda like meh

[surreal quarry]

Is ep 1 up yet lol

[half harness]

lol

BM

ur LATE

[quiet depot]

I read 2 books, one on canarymod, and one on bukkit

[normal talon]

ur not 20 yet 🙂

[quiet depot]

found them at the local library

[obtuse gale]

fukn nerd

[quiet depot]

mind you didn't really understand much

was too young

[weary epoch]

u really didnt get the joke did u

[normal talon]

I did

but ur not 20

[regal gale]

I have a 600-pages book about Java tutorial that I even wanted to craft 600 airplanes from them now 😂

[weary epoch]

i never said i was

you obviously didnt get it

[normal talon]

that is the same thing im doing with your rn

[weary epoch]

what?

[obtuse gale]

its 2.30am

[normal talon]

go to sleep or something

4 pm here

after 1 hour I have WEEKEND

[half harness]

10 am here

[quiet depot]

my very first plugin ❤️

[prisma wave]

Yeah me neither lol

[half harness]

why does no one use good package ames

[obtuse gale]

bullshit

[prisma wave]

Wow

[onyx loom]

sexy

[prisma wave]

Annotations in your first plugin?

[obtuse gale]

no wqay you used a framework for your first plugin

bullllshit

[weary epoch]

weaksauce

[quiet depot]

that's part of canarymod

[surreal quarry]

Lmao thats wild

[quiet depot]

it's not an extra framework

[weary epoch]

my first plugin was the entire hypixel network

[quiet depot]

also I've got no clue how much of that code was me, and how much was the book

[obtuse gale]

wait it was a book on mc plugin development?

[quiet depot]

I assume the chat message and the sound was me

yea

[half harness]

my first plugin is MagicItems

[prisma wave]

Oh nice

[normal talon]

I will read that book

what is it called

[obtuse gale]

ayo if you walk out of the library with a book on minecraft plugin development im sorry to say this but youre never getting laid

[surreal quarry]

My first plugin was a fly command lmao

[weary epoch]

my first plugin was a /discord command

[prisma wave]

Aahahahahab

[half harness]

=plugin

[compact perch]

@half harness,

Invalid Args!

=plugin <name/id>

[normal talon]

wew my first plugin was /hello

[half harness]

ewww

=plugin MagicItems

[compact perch]

MagicItems

v1.1.0 by dkim19375
Get some OP items with one command!

Downloads:

122

Likes:

0

Reviews:

2

Requested by: dkim19375#6351

[half harness]

YES

LOL

[onyx loom]

first up tho

[normal talon]

=plugin wonderchat

[compact perch]

WonderChat| 1.8 ~ 1.16.4

v0.0.9 by youfish30gamer
WonderChat helps you with your server chat.

Downloads:

347

Likes:

0

Reviews:

1

Requested by: CozyLeprechaun94#9173

[quiet depot]

https://www.amazon.com/Learn-Program-Minecraft-Plugins-CanaryMod/dp/1941222943

[surreal quarry]

=plugin Essentials

[onyx loom]

why tf would a LOCAL library have books on bukkit

[quiet depot]

no clue

[prisma wave]

Essentials isn't on spigot

[compact perch]

CMI - 280+ Commands/Insane Kits/Portals/Essentials/Economy/MySQL & SqLite/Much More!

v8.6.21.1 by Zrips
For 1.7.10 - 1.16 Over 280 must have commands/features for your server!

Downloads:

4,723

Likes:

527

Reviews:

542

Requested by: Jaims#3427

[surreal quarry]

Forgot about that lol

[steel heart]

Lol this plugin

[half harness]

=plugin EssentialsX

[forest pecan]

the spelling tho uwu

piggys

[compact perch]

EssentialsX

v2.18.2 by md678685
An updated fork of Essentials with spawner support, performance enhancements, and more

Downloads:

2,570,369

Likes:

712

Reviews:

546

Requested by: dkim19375#6351

[quiet depot]

i was 10 pulse

[normal talon]

@forest pecan wut

[quiet depot]

I think

[forest pecan]

oh

lol

[prisma wave]

Maybe I should write a book instead of videos

[quiet depot]

lemme check date actually i might be lying

[half harness]

how old are you 👀

[prisma wave]

ez money

[normal talon]

wasnt u like tier 5

[obtuse gale]

nothing screams virgin like going to the library and getting a book on coding, especially for mineraft

[half harness]

lol

[weary epoch]

cry

[surreal quarry]

Videos are more fun @prisma wave

Post episode 1

[prisma wave]

true

[surreal quarry]

Today

[prisma wave]

🙄

I will try

[weary epoch]

that being said what the name of the book?

[surreal quarry]

I’m gonna watch so i can learn how to write hello world

[prisma wave]

Ep 1 is gonna be like 3 parts

[onyx loom]

me too

[normal talon]

if you post minecraft coding tutorials BM I will watch every single episode

[weary epoch]

idc

make a video

[prisma wave]

Intro
Install guide
Hello world

[obtuse gale]

ill rephrase that, nothing screams virgin like coding

[quiet depot]

ah yep I was 10

double checked

[weary epoch]

bm

[obtuse gale]

but here we are

[weary epoch]

i can edit if u want

i have sony vegas

[quiet depot]

tbh I think the age of 10 is a stronger hint of virgin

[surreal quarry]

He does everything perfect first try. No need for post

[prisma wave]

nah I've got an editor and I don't need anything fancy

[weary epoch]

also include timestamps in the description so people can see the seperations

[prisma wave]

Ty for the offer tho

yeah

[obtuse gale]

not with some of the teachers these days

[prisma wave]

Actually no it's separate videos

No need

[onyx loom]

im sure u pay a nice subscription fee for sony vegas dont u

[weary epoch]

no

[quiet depot]

well

k

[surreal quarry]

It’s probably cracked

[weary epoch]

its one time purchase or something

[obtuse gale]

imagine. not getting all the adobe shit for free

[onyx loom]

😂😂

[normal talon]

you pay like 700 dollar for lifetime

[ocean quartz]

And that's a good thing lmao

[weary epoch]

idk i didnt get it

[forest pecan]

F

[prisma wave]

what a nice piece of software, I'm sure people will pay for it!

[weary epoch]

my dad already had it

[half harness]

cracked sony vegas 👀

[quiet depot]

windows movie maker is the best

[weary epoch]

so ive been using it

[prisma wave]

Kdenlive tho

[surreal quarry]

Adobe stuff is the best imo

[weary epoch]

facts

[normal talon]

clipchamp

[onyx loom]

that was changed since vegas was bought by another company

[weary epoch]

premeire pro corrupts everything

[normal talon]

still the same

[quiet depot]

nah ur just bad

[half harness]

jeez u have everything

[weary epoch]

idk i still have it

[quiet depot]

i've used premiere at school, it's great

2 expensive 4 me tho

[normal talon]

same

it's good

[half harness]

why do u have permeire and vegas

[onyx loom]

i wonder how 🤔

[half harness]

money waste

[prisma wave]

Adobe stuff definitely has the nicest UI

[weary epoch]

lmao

[prisma wave]

it's so expensive tho

[quiet depot]

most features too

[prisma wave]

Yeah

The software is great but so expensive

[weary epoch]

but vegas is legit

[half harness]

BAN

[quiet depot]

wouldn't recommend admitting to using cracked software here

[weary epoch]

why

[half harness]

um

[onyx loom]

i prefer vegas to premiere pro

[weary epoch]

do u get banned?

[quiet depot]

strictly against our rules

[weary epoch]

oh

[steel heart]

[obtuse gale]

cant be that strict if theyre still here

[weary epoch]

i got it in creative ways...

[quiet depot]

i'm going to ignore it this one time however because adobe are greedy scum

[normal talon]

*hints

[weary epoch]

facts

[prisma wave]

Yeah cracking Adobe software is almost ethical

[weary epoch]

true tru

[prisma wave]

I accidentally signed up to a yearly subscription for Illustrator once

[quiet depot]

ouch

[prisma wave]

They charged me like £100 before I noticed

[obtuse gale]

this is me trying to obtain premiere pro without knowing how to obtain it right

[weary epoch]

lmao

[obtuse gale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/689332767577866418/794550692466786305/unknown.png

[static zealot]

ouch

[prisma wave]

And I had to practically beg them to cancel it

Yeah

Not good

[weary epoch]

actual dobe 🤣

[obtuse gale]

i was running out of file names my guy

[forest pecan]

what was that website

which gave cracked versions

of mc

and like forge

and technic

[weary epoch]

wait isnt talking about cracking only not allowed in reffering to plugins?

[steel heart]

getduckit

[quiet depot]

nah

[forest pecan]

nah all

[quiet depot]

cracked in general

[steel heart]

iirc

[weary epoch]

okay

[normal talon]

shiginima launcher

[forest pecan]

I bought Minecraft, and I decided to use the cracked client cause i was bored lol

[quiet depot]

pls

no more cracked talk

[forest pecan]

its bad xD

[obtuse gale]

lmao im cracked at minecraft ecks dee

[normal talon]

I used to buy crack then I got cracked

[steel heart]

@forest pecan cr4ck head

[forest pecan]

no u

[forest pecan]

dog

[forest pecan]

head

[obtuse gale]

doghead?

[quiet depot]

i do so much crack

[steel heart]

Arih simp

[forest pecan]

fu

[weary epoch]

i only use the... special launcher when im trying to play with my brother since we share account

[half harness]

😮

pirating mc

ew

[forest pecan]

im not a simp

[weary epoch]

no

[forest pecan]

im not ahri simp

[half harness]

TLauncher is pirating software

[weary epoch]

i just said special launcher

[steel heart]

So y r u g@¥

[obtuse gale]

minecrafts like 25 dollars just pay for itl ol

[weary epoch]

that could be lunar client

[half harness]

...

🙄

[forest pecan]

god?

lol

g@$ -> god

lol

[steel heart]

https://tenor.com/view/whyareyougay-uganda-gay-gif-14399349

[weary epoch]

i have but since me and my brother share account if we want to do together we need to use creative methods

[obtuse gale]

ah

[forest pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/ahhhh-well-yeah-no-thanks-what-you-talkin-about-willis-donald-trump-gif-8693695

[obtuse gale]

Yes you are lol

[weary epoch]

he actually uses the special launcher

not me

[half harness]

🙄

okay

then ur brother pirating

[weary epoch]

since he doesnt really play

[steel heart]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-schrute-the-office-wig-funny-turn-around-gif-16853473

[forest pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/andycringe-alex-jones-minecraft-gaming-gif-16682554

[weary epoch]

i never said that

all i said is special launcher and creative methods

[steel heart]

https://tenor.com/view/unacceptable-templar-no-gun-gif-16973822

[half harness]

the only way to play together with 1 accoutn is pirating

[steel heart]

Lmao

[weary epoch]

kek

[half harness]

lol

[obtuse gale]

What has this chat become

[quiet depot]

why

that's not even

...

like good job on the edit

i hate to break it to you though, that aint crack

[normal talon]

that weed i know

[prisma wave]

Why's it so blurry

[normal talon]

a blunt

cuz of the size BM

[forest pecan]

cause u are already high

[prisma wave]

There's like 3 pixels

Oh

Makes sense

Right

[weary epoch]

lmao

[normal talon]

kinda

[prisma wave]

Brb recording episode 1

[forest pecan]

Ye

[quiet depot]

oof when is the green gon be legal down under

[weary epoch]

yes

YES

[weary epoch]

thank you bm so much ily

i am subbing

[prisma wave]

ily too

But that's not important right now

[weary epoch]

im commentintg

[prisma wave]

It's helpchat channel

[weary epoch]

im adding it to my best videos playlist

[quiet depot]

bm make sure to do it perfectly this time because retaking is literally soul sucking

[obtuse gale]

just go get some from a public school bathroom in melbourne im sure theyve got a shit ton spare

[prisma wave]

Yeah retaking is mind numbing

[quiet depot]

aj that's not the point

[prisma wave]

I had to retake half of the linux install video

Wanted to die

Anyway

back soon

[weary epoch]

you can also include edits of re-do ing that exact part

[prisma wave]

yeah I've done that a bit too

I need water

Maybe

[half harness]

hes underage 👀

[prisma wave]

Not in UK

I could get married now with parental consent

[weary epoch]

dont do this pls

[onyx loom]

arranged marriage

[weary epoch]

never say we are gonna come back to it later

worst part of every tutorial

[quiet depot]

yeah just say "we won't come back to this later"

[prisma wave]

I'll try not to

[weary epoch]

okay go record

no one ping bm

[prisma wave]

I'm busy drinking water rn

[lunar cypress]

what's the problem with saying that

[weary epoch]

bm turn on do not distrurb

[prisma wave]

Voice sounds too dry

[weary epoch]

so u dont get disturbedf

[half harness]

@prisma wave is on DnD already

[quiet depot]

yeah alchohol should fix the issue

[weary epoch]

weaksauce

[prisma wave]

yeah good idea

[weary epoch]

i drink pure ethanol

[quiet depot]

good idea

maybe do a little hotswap of the water in your body with ethanol

[prisma wave]

😳

[weary epoch]

hotswap ur keyboard to silent reds

[quiet depot]

bm do u have the little yellow circle around ur cursor

that's necessary for a good vid

[weary epoch]

so people dont have to hear LCIK KCCLAT CLIOCK CALCK

[prisma wave]

Is that a joke

Or should I actually get it

[weary epoch]

it is

[quiet depot]

joke

[prisma wave]

ok good

[weary epoch]

no u need it

[prisma wave]

Because that sounds annoying af

[weary epoch]

lmao

turn on focus mode when ur coding tho

[quiet depot]

we need a facecam

[weary epoch]

so whe u are showing code

only show the code

[prisma wave]

I literally don't have a webcam

[quiet depot]

make sure to desync the audio so it looks scuffed

[weary epoch]

and not the other stuff

except when u need to

[quiet depot]

how about no keyboard

just mouse

copy and paste individual characters

[prisma wave]

brilliant

Or type everything in alt codes

[quiet depot]

yes

good thinking

[weary epoch]

import some old ass library from 1989

and use java 7

[ocean quartz]

Also add an indian accent to increase effectiveness

[prisma wave]

sounds familiar

[quiet depot]

use bluej too

[weary epoch]

and copy and paste 3333 lines of code

[obtuse gale]

Record at love 3 fps too

Like*

[prisma wave]

360p

[ocean quartz]

o

[half harness]

12p

[quiet depot]

144p scaled down

[prisma wave]

Hmmmmm

[weary epoch]

"you can get this code in the description" then dont put it ther

[quiet depot]

stretch the screen so it's distorted

[prisma wave]

Might figure out how to use i3 and vim to make myself look cleverer

[quiet depot]

make sure you have a background of a minecraft block

[weary epoch]

every link in the description

put 5 adfly links

[half harness]

eclipse

[prisma wave]

God no

[weary epoch]

so when they try to download IJ they go through adfly

[quiet depot]

background noise

[prisma wave]

Adfly is so aids

[quiet depot]

have your parent(s) fighting in the background

[weary epoch]

adfly

yes adfly

best part of tutorials

"Don't worry about this for now"

[quiet depot]

don't forget the background music

[weary epoch]

"so basically what this does is it decrypts your passwords and sends them the hacker who has been stalking you for the last 2 months"

[half harness]

what is 2+5+1+9

[onyx loom]

just put ur pc in the road thatll create enough background noise

[prisma wave]

javac Main.java.txt

[half harness]

good job

[ocean quartz]

Don't forget to record using camtasia to record with the mouse ping sound

[weary epoch]

There's always one comment saying: "Thanks it worked perfectly" on the scuffed tutorials

[quiet depot]

there's also
"instructions unclear, dick got caught in the ceiling fan"

[weary epoch]

u need that filmora watermark and bandicam

[half harness]

comment a question and answer it

[prisma wave]

Might unironically make a lesson on googling

[onyx loom]

instructions unclear hacked nasa @prisma wave

[half harness]

yes 🙂

[quiet depot]

this is one of the greatest memes of all time

along side "help i accidentally build a shelf"

[prisma wave]

Is that where it came from?

[weary epoch]

"We're just gonna set this aside for now"

[prisma wave]

I thought it was just something people said on Steam guides lol

[quiet depot]

nah lol

[prisma wave]

accidentally build a shelf is great

[hot hull]

GC is quitting spigot as well now kek

[normal talon]

better ?

[quiet depot]

who's gc

[normal talon]

a dev

[quiet depot]

yeah what's he known for

[hot hull]

AdvancedEnchantments

[normal talon]

on spigot

[quiet depot]

ah ok

[ocean quartz]

Oh yeah bm don't forget to copy an entire class and be like "now we just add this small code and it's done"

[weary epoch]

YES

[weary epoch]

"so what this code does is makes ur computer do stuff...."

[quiet depot]

honestly jombo's videos are great

[prisma wave]

"ok so we're not gonna explain how this works but you need to copy this 5000 line util class"

[normal talon]

that will be great

[weary epoch]

dont worry abut this we will come back to it later

[quiet depot]

just for anyone who somehow hasn't seen it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WH6cbwZ5m8

[normal talon]

"Okay let's see if it works... ooh no so guys as you see we forgot to add this"

[weary epoch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAlSjtxy5ak

[half harness]

🙂

[weary epoch]

Still missing that moment the quality drops to 240p exactly when the core information is on screen.

[forest pecan]

oldass outdated library from 1944

[ocean quartz]

I love the keyboard noises, adds a lot to the video

[forest pecan]

"oh yeah btw, we are using java 7"

[quiet depot]

bm you should mention that at the end of the series

when you're about to end the channel

"oh btw this was meant for java 5"

[weary epoch]

bm has to have a million antiviruses and toolbars installed. The most popular ones are McAfee and ask toolbar.

[quiet depot]

oh please bm actually have some easter eggs

[weary epoch]

there has to be popups every 2 seconds.

[quiet depot]

that'll be good

[prisma wave]

Think of some and I'll add them lol

[weary epoch]

has to have millions of viruses on his pc.

[quiet depot]

add a bunch of anti virus icons to your taskbar

[weary epoch]

has to be using either windows xp, vista, or 7. He also has to use a custom theme.

[prisma wave]

I'm recording on Linux most of the time so

[weary epoch]

there has to be kids screaming in the background.

[prisma wave]

No antivirus necessary

[weary epoch]

the video has to be super loud

the computer fan has to sound like a jet engine.

[normal talon]

so as you see

[weary epoch]

the mic has to be so trash that there is a droning sound in the background of the whole video.

[normal talon]

the . on the I is different

[weary epoch]

There has to be a yellow circle around the mouse every time he clicks.

Edgy 3d intro.

long intro.

the video is 4 hours long, and is in a series of 50 videos.

[onyx loom]

ok bm go record 🥲

[weary epoch]

it has to be so low quality and text has to be so small that you literally have to squint and move closer to your screen to see what he typed.

[prisma wave]

You know I want these to be actually good, right?

[weary epoch]

just see the suggestions

and do the opposite

[half harness]

but we're giving suggestions 🥲

[prisma wave]

🥲

[steel heart]

U made any tutorials yet?

[weary epoch]

you need to say ok? after everything

[prisma wave]

I have recorded a Linux and windows jdk install guide

That's close enough

[steel heart]

Ooo

[prisma wave]

And there's the shit draft of ep1

[steel heart]

IntelliJ?

[prisma wave]

not yet

[weary epoch]

what linux distro do u use?

[steel heart]

Uh well

[prisma wave]

Manjaro

[weary epoch]

oh

[prisma wave]

KDE as the DE

[weary epoch]

mint, ubuntu, and kali all the way

[prisma wave]

nah

[weary epoch]

mint is cool

[prisma wave]

Arch based >

[quiet depot]

mint == ubuntu and lol kali

[weary epoch]

especially for crap pc

[prisma wave]

Mint is decent

[prisma wave]

I always associate Ubuntu with gnome

[weary epoch]

mint is lightweight

[prisma wave]

?

[half harness]

_ _

[prisma wave]

Yea

[weary epoch]

bandicam watermark when™️

[prisma wave]

Well KDE Plasma technically

[normal talon]

hmm

[weary epoch]

bm

why arent u recording the videro yet

[prisma wave]

hot

I'm busy procrastinating

[weary epoch]

double monitors 🥵

[prisma wave]

👀

[weary epoch]

maybe as a thumbnail

never do intros

no one likes that

[prisma wave]

Cube has already made a thumbnail

[weary epoch]

can i see it

[prisma wave]

Quite a nice one I must say

Later :)

[quiet depot]

no leaks bm

[weary epoch]

SEND IT

[prisma wave]

No spoilers

[half harness]

sEND

[weary epoch]

fucvjkkk

[quiet depot]

i haven't even seen it

[onyx loom]

please god no do not use this

[weary epoch]

im gonna boil ur teeth

show it to me

[half harness]

👍

WHAT

[prisma wave]

We're addicted to that emoji I stg

🥲

[weary epoch]

🥲

[half harness]

what is stg

[weary epoch]

swear to god

[quiet depot]

silly turkish goose

[prisma wave]

^

Wait

[weary epoch]

lmao

[half harness]

silly turkish goose?

[quiet depot]

yes

[weary epoch]

yeah

i was wrong

[onyx loom]

yes

[half harness]

🥲

🤣

😂

[quiet depot]

[half harness]

[weary epoch]

[quiet depot]

[weary epoch]

lmao

[onyx loom]

this is why we need an emoji leaderboard

[half harness]

add reverse sad fingerguns

[weary epoch]

why did that emji make me laugh so much

[half harness]

and reverse angry fingerguns

[onyx loom]

niall has been preaching for one for months

[weary epoch]

🥲 #1

[normal talon]

Kaliber I have a outro for you

[surreal quarry]

[prisma wave]

Every once in a while Niall has a point

[normal talon]

You gonan love it

[onyx loom]

no

don't wanna see it

[normal talon]

too bad for you

[weary epoch]

is it really

its probably worse for you

[normal talon]

why

gonna upload it anyways

[weary epoch]

bet i get get one of those people to add me before you

[weary epoch]

that music choice lmao

[normal talon]

yea lol

I have a headache now

[weary epoch]

gian accepted my fr

i won

[prisma wave]

Why is the music so loud

[onyx loom]

bruh

[half harness]

lol

[normal talon]

why not

[half harness]

put the volume down

[frigid badge]

why did you guys just friend request me

[half harness]

🤣

[normal talon]

they like you ma G

[onyx loom]

cringe

[weary epoch]

akward

[normal talon]

so little excessive

[prisma wave]

Lmaoo

[half harness]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD_ _

[prisma wave]

Caps

[ocean quartz]

Some sort of collection?

[weary epoch]

yes speaking of are u accepting friend requests?

[onyx loom]

acting like its a special achievement

[prisma wave]

Is there a drink more hydrating than water

[weary epoch]

it really is

[ocean quartz]

Nay

[prisma wave]

I've drank like 2 bottles and my voice still sounds dry

[onyx loom]

alcohol i promise

[weary epoch]

matt

[half harness]

lotion

[prisma wave]

[weary epoch]

why are u in euphoriaMC discord

[normal talon]

water + lemon and Ice

[weary epoch]

i used to be a mod there lmao

[normal talon]

it helps I swear

[quiet depot]

cranberry juice

[half harness]

lotion!

[weary epoch]

i couldve banned matt 🥲

[prisma wave]

Good idea

Lemon time

[frigid badge]

🙂

[half harness]

😐

how come the mods never talk

I should be admin 🙂

[quiet depot]

eddie hall says cranberry juice hydrates you

so drink that

[normal talon]

they have something better to do

[frigid badge]

yes

[quiet depot]

where's robi from efe

[onyx loom]

🤣

[quiet depot]

he's trusted

[ocean quartz]

Because of wsman

[normal talon]

why is this so offtopic

[weary epoch]

how do u know wsman

cringe

matt uses text emojis

[prisma wave]

I am not sure the lemon is working

[frigid badge]

ayy

it's weekend

[quiet depot]

bm if you stopped smoking so much you wouldn't have a dry voice

[prisma wave]

I'm trying!!

[hot hull]

Lol

[frigid badge]

I am gonna play too much cod

[normal talon]

imagine

[ocean quartz]

Why are yall adding me?

[normal talon]

wait efe you smoke weed ...

[prisma wave]

add me instead

[weary epoch]

matts been in this discord for 3 years

[quiet depot]

oof i didn't even have lemmo and matt as friends

k now i do

no

[onyx loom]

😂

flex

[hot hull]

You don't follow me on github Piggy, that's what makes me very sad

[quiet depot]

frosty I've told you in the past what you need to do for me to follow you

[frigid badge]

my github is shit

[hot hull]

Honestly can't remember, can you remind me

[weary epoch]

are who u follow public if not ill follow u

[frigid badge]

wouldn't want anyone following it lol

[quiet depot]

make something really fucking cool

[onyx loom]

get good

[quiet depot]

and then i'll follow you

[hot hull]

Hmm, gpu world gen cool enough

?

[prisma wave]

I'll follow you if you fix pdm

[frigid badge]

make it in cuda @hot hull

then it's cool

[quiet depot]

if it gens really cool worlds

then maybe

[weary epoch]

ill follow u frosty if u give me the text for ur readme

[hot hull]

No clue what that is Lemmo

[prisma wave]

|| just copy RWG code ||

[frigid badge]

nvidia gpu language

[hot hull]

encription, check Frcsty repo

[onyx loom]

o

[weary epoch]

i did

but it doesnt have the image links and stuff

[quiet depot]

this is a good example of a project that I deem as "really fucking cool", resulting in a follow

https://github.com/eccentricdevotion/TARDIS

[hot hull]

If you clone the repo it does

[prisma wave]

Ooh I think you showed this ages ago

[hot hull]

Ye efe, big flex

[obtuse gale]

simp

[frigid badge]

inb4 I just leak company projects on my github to get a follow from piggy

[hot hull]

Do it

[quiet depot]

ez

[hot hull]

I dare you

[onyx loom]

all for the follow

[distant sun]

Php 🤢

[onyx loom]

worth it

[weary epoch]

i folowed u frosty

[onyx loom]

kqliber

its just papi expansions kek

[quiet depot]

tell me with a straight face this isn't the most documentation you've ever seen for an mc plugin http://eccentricdevotion.github.io/TARDIS/site-map.html

[weary epoch]

man put life and soul into that

[quiet depot]

dedication

[prisma wave]

That's impressive

It looks more like a mod than a plugin

[quiet depot]

@desert horizon ya documentation fanatic, take a look at http://eccentricdevotion.github.io/TARDIS/site-map.html

[onyx loom]

lol

[ocean quartz]

Where is my follow Piggy? 😭
https://github.com/Holovid/Holovid

[onyx loom]

"not cool enough"

[weary epoch]

if you star one of my repos i will follow

[half harness]

🥲

[frigid badge]

@ocean quartz take it next level and make a mc browser

[weary epoch]

@hot hull star one of my repos or im unfollowing

[ocean quartz]

I kinda did, let me see if i can find it

[half harness]

lol

[quiet depot]

holovid is cool but

I wouldn't call it revolutionary

[frigid badge]

what repo would make you give yourself a follow

[onyx loom]

ah yes, dr who is revolutionary

[quiet depot]

none of my repos are cool enough

[prisma wave]

It is in minecraft

Feat of engineering

[onyx loom]

🙄

[prisma wave]

🙄 🙄

[onyx loom]

is watching yt in mc not good enough 😭

[quiet depot]

@frigid badge actually maybe my galacticraft repo

if I actually finished it

and wrote a fuck ton of docs

eh even then maybe not

idk

[ocean quartz]

@frigid badge

[static zealot]

o

please rick roll me

oh no rick roll 😦

[frigid badge]

lmao

you streaming your browser

and watching in mc?

nice

[static zealot]

seems like it.

[ocean quartz]

Yeah obs

Same concept as this one

[static zealot]

was going to mention it but then I just deleted my message. people are doing cool stuff

by people I mean Matt

[ocean quartz]

Just noticed yeah 😮

[static zealot]

you know whyat's sad?

I am following 1 person on github and not even that followed that

and that person is frosty xD

that's how bad I am

lmao

[quiet depot]

oof new pfp

[desert horizon]

Huh?

Looks shit on mobile

And looks even more shit on Desktop

[quiet depot]

o

[desert horizon]

Like....

[half harness]

lol

[desert horizon]

Also, how can a Github.io domain NOT be secure?

[quiet depot]

no clue

I tagged you though because of the amount of documentation

more than most plugins