ahhh very smart
#off-topic
frank pasture
twin dune
I'll stop now. ๐
frank pasture
I wanted to do that, but feel I could be easily distracted to click on it
twin dune
I got too many pictures.
frank pasture
๐
twin dune
I wanted to do that, but feel I could be easily distracted to click on it
Discord just eats my data recently
young mortar
I wanted to do that, but feel I could be easily distracted to click on it
see I just end up clicking on TikTok instead whenever I'm distracted and/or want to be
frank pasture
very smart
never downloaded tiktok
The last time I ever downloaded was when it was called music.ly
young mortar
makes me chuckle on a regular basis, pretty worth
twin dune
never downloaded tiktok
It came pre-installed on my Samsung phone ๐ฆ
frank pasture
wait rly?
twin dune
yeah
frank pasture
twin dune
and i cant uninstall it
wary willow
well not exactly
frank pasture
depends on who you follow
wary willow
all of them are
frank pasture
but it has its toxic comm
wary willow
but its not the toxicity. I can live with that
young mortar
all of them are
nah tiktok is great, just some random stupid videos that make me laugh
wary willow
its just the algorithms. they made me lose so much time. and youtube still is. I've disabled shorts completely but still long videos...
yeah. and take your time
so much of it
young mortar
yeah so
what else am i gonna be doing
i only look at my phone when i'm in the bathroom or sitting in bed
wouldn't be doing anything anyways
wary willow
Star you don't understand. for me its bad. I used to wake up and open youtube shorts, and just spend 2-3 hours on it without realising.
young mortar
oh wow
wary willow
many years ago this used to be facebook. deleted that completely.
wary willow
:))))
young mortar
i just don't even think about it anymore
except when the Zuck does something stupid
primal pecan
dang, trying to get views.
wary willow
:))
primal pecan
@magic summit seems pretty cool for the animation, might be cool where when it opens, it explodes away from the player with the item? or a chest shaking animation.
velvet crescent
Sorry but that's one hideous cat
twin dune
Sorry but that's one hideous cat
They were a fortune -_-
velvet crescent
Money spent poorly
magic summit
<@!204232208049766400> seems pretty cool for the animation, might be cool where ...
I already have a animation like that which is also on spigot
boreal escarp
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLm8wa6k/ pretty convenient if you ask me
velvet crescent
wary willow
no
broken wharf
been helping for months
mellow zinc
L
fallow crow
You are being rate limited.
wary willow
W
broken wharf
lmao
long summit
Boo
boreal escarp
lol matt
long summit
He left
boreal escarp
let me remove that message before someone says we are a toxic community ๐
mellow zinc
wth
wary willow
@light scaffold seems like we're reviving the gallery this month https://i.imgur.com/8btwmL4.png
fallow crow
Gaby
mellow zinc
uncool
fallow crow
Fuck you
wary willow
yeah....
boreal escarp
wary willow
go eat with cube
you're not cool
anymore
DW GUYS I SAVED IT
you can add more reactions here
boreal escarp
reported
wary willow
if you want
boreal escarp
to get banned
wary willow
gl gaby. I can go all night
long summit
Lmao
boreal escarp
stop blitz ffs
vague walrus
This is abuse
broken wharf
you can't fool me
vague walrus
I downloaded it ๐
wary willow
hahahaha :
naive agate
lmaoo
boreal escarp
who tf made this shit activate without clicking it
fallow crow
Microsoft
vague walrus
who tf made this shit activate without clicking it
Bro weather is year round
naive agate
nice username @wary willow
boreal escarp
I know, that doesn't mean it is less annoying now
wary willow
ty @naive agate
nocturne fossil
f to convace
broken wharf
f
naive agate
imagine asking for staff
long summit
Now to be serious though, Convace, when applications open for support, you're free to apply
wary willow
cube usually just gives helper away. that's not really a role anyone ever asked for. they just got it
broken wharf
imagine asking for staff
helper role is "given"
naive agate
??
broken wharf
Now to be serious though, Convace, when applications open for support, you're fr...
No, you all got me wrong, im not asking for support, im not worthy of that. I'm asking for the helper role. The message said it's "given" to those staff seem fit
wary willow
btw its Helpful. not Helper
wary willow
me too
naive agate
me three
mellow zinc
helpful is still given to u, u cant just ask for it really
long summit
Well yeah there is no helper role so i thought you were talking about <@&639756260874387476> lol
broken wharf
lmao sorry bad use of words
naive agate
imagine pinging us
broken wharf
my response: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVYlkLauPlY
naive agate
can someone lend @wary willow a US valorant account hes region locked to EU
broken wharf
L red coat
naive agate
huh
broken wharf
you don't know who red coats are?
US-EU slander terms essentially but aren't rude but considered jokes
--
it's cake time bye
nocturne fossil
can someone lend <@!444552204158763016> a US valorant account hes region locked ...
might have mine somewhere ill have to change pass
naive agate
might have mine somewhere ill have to change pass
oh bet
nocturne fossil
blitz msg me goofy
normal sable
No way you just called blitz goofy
wary willow
No way you just called blitz goofy
Is he not right tho?
magic summit
<@!204232208049766400> seems pretty cool for the animation, might be cool where ...
Maybe something like this?
https://youtu.be/_RRJaGSZ7Cw
Had quite a lot of fun making it
sturdy bobcat
hmmm
boreal escarp
Gn everyone
boreal escarp
And yes, she likes to sleep on my desk
prisma sage
photoshop filters on politicians => NFT !!!!!!!!
trim raft
@regal juniper any uptick in requests?
regal juniper
Let me check analytics in a hour or so
broken wharf
photoshop filters on politicians => NFT !!!!!!!!
Nfts are useless
prisma sage
no way
broken wharf
Its a more gambling stock market with useless ownership of your purchase and harms the environment and takes away credit from the artist
Atleast in stocks u get to own part of a company rather than a picture of a monkey in a hat
full atlas
Atleast in stocks u get to own part of a company rather than a picture of a monk...
You know you don't own the image.... you own the link to said image.
frank pasture
Well clan games started today in clash, means 3 accounts to do, always fun ๐
the shit you have to do for your clan to get us max points
boreal escarp
FINALLY!!!!
frozen escarp
im having a brain fart, whats the YAML editor most people use
cant remember the name lol
frank pasture
usually vs code
frozen escarp
hmm not that
frozen escarp
sublime thats it
frank pasture
๐
frozen escarp
thanks lmao
frank pasture
haha all good, so many these days
frozen escarp
yes
wary willow
sublime ๐
fickle quiver
vsc is great
broken wharf
Clash got boring after a while
chilly brook
vsc looks like shit
wary willow
its not that bad. but its a lot slower when compared with sublime
like its a noticeable difference
frank pasture
Clash got boring after a while
It has its moments, but newer updates have made it more fun
uneven tree
Playing with the right people makes clash of clans just so much more fun
frank pasture
^
fickle quiver
fleet for yaml configs when it releases ๐คค
frank pasture
@broken wharf what TH are you
broken wharf
Bh 9
eternal apex
nerd
broken wharf
Okay invite
eternal apex
town hall 11 with 1441 trophies over here
kinda gave up on the main base
builder is where it's at
frank pasture
piggy come join :>
eternal apex
no
frank pasture
builder base is abandoned
they haven't done updates in years
Starting to feel like DeluxeChat 
eternal apex
rip
broken wharf
Added
frank pasture
invited
long summit
vsc looks like shit
Your vsc looks like shit*
You can edit it as much as you want to make it look good
frank pasture
Have fun
eternal apex
what r u learning
frank pasture
math
eternal apex
what kind
eternal apex
ok what specifically are you learning right now
eternal apex
fun very
twin dune
@fallow crow what's the plugin?
fallow crow
Hm, I'm confused.. should I just use ItemAdder or just normally use Vanilla Package to make resourcepack stuff?
violet gyro
Hm, I'm confused.. should I just use ItemAdder or just normally use Vanilla Pack...
Depends on what you want to add
fallow crow
Depends on what you want to add
wasn't both give same stuff?
violet gyro
wasn't both give same stuff?
No
You canโt do stuff like blocks, furniture and mobs without plugins
nocturne fossil
i love yall
uneven tree
โค๏ธ
broken wharf
โค๏ธ
naive agate
@magic summit on a roll with the animations
magic summit
I have time and I'm bored, so.....
stark rapids
@sturdy bobcat
fallow crow
based
sturdy bobcat
im the girlfriend
boreal escarp
These mfs are too powerful xd
frank pasture
These mfs are too powerful xd
that loot tho
fallow crow
man i wish people would give respect to cracked servers more
naive agate
whys that
violet gyro
Fuck no
civic skiff
fallow crow
i grew up with the cracked community, there's so many people that legit can't afford the game or its super expensive in their country. yeah there's a few cheaters and people who want to ruin others day. but working with the cracked community making servers makes me understand peoples situation a lot better
hell i bought minecraft twice but still prefer the cracked community
however i completely understand why people don't want to be apart of it
just wish it would not constantly get hate as a whole community in general
or peoples plugins not giving support
i used purpur for a day, loved it. had a issue with villagers and there was a fix by what i was told, but got denied once they found out i was cracked and never got my issue solved
broken wharf
i grew up with the cracked community, there's so many people that legit can't af...
I think they can spend 25 dollars on a game they are dedicated to if they can buy a computer and wifi
just save up
twin dune
I think they can spend 25 dollars on a game they are dedicated to if they can bu...
I don't use cracked, but uhh- they're either kids or using a potato pc by that logic.
fallow crow
if only it was that easy for some people
and like i said. 25 dollars to usa people might not seem like a lot, but in other countries it could be a fortune
chilly brook
i mean, if online-mode: false users are a problem, why they just remove that option?
fallow crow
it has its legitimate uses still
twin dune
ah bungeecord, yeah
Ain't online-mode a vanilla server jar implementation?
chilly brook
yes
twin dune
so then it's on Mojang, not MD_5 (Bungeecord).
fallow crow
it still has its legitimate uses
twin dune
Provided my memory is right. (that md_5 made bungeecord)
chilly brook
i dont blame md for it
twin dune
no, no.
I'm not blaming md_5.
You said bungeecord as a legitimate use, but this online-mode option is by Mojang.
md_5 didn't add it.
*and md_5 made bungeecord
fallow crow
plus if mojang really wanted to, they could easily just get rid of it
twin dune
^ exactly.
fallow crow
but obviously they can't officially support the cracked community, but it seems a little obvious they don't mind it
though being cracked obviously has its downsides, found a really good person to help around with my server. they didn't want to cause we're cracked
even if it wasn't a vanilla thing, it wouldn't be particularly hard to remove the authentication with a simple modded server ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
severe crag
magic summit
BlockBench with a plugin for itemsadder models
broken wharf
What even is cracked minecraft?
did someone just recode the game, but poorly, and sold it for free?
like if pocket edition minecraft was the meta for pc
vague walrus
No
broken wharf
what is it
vague walrus
It's minecraft
broken wharf
but free?
vague walrus
pretty much, you just can't use the online service provided by mojang
so you're restricted to servers that support "cracked" accounts
broken wharf
okay
the required identification is if u are unsubbed to Dream from the last 6 months
and have less than 10 hours of watch time on his channel
pass those and you are granted
vague walrus
I meant MC was the ID lol
nocturne fossil
oi oi
boreal escarp
Offline mode mc or cracked mc is a thing that Mojang made for players to test their things without getting secondary accounts
sullen sorrel
Offline mode mc or _cracked_ mc is a thing that Mojang made for players to test ...
or to play offline
:)
young mortar
they didn't technically "make" offline mode per se
it's just a logical continuation of the fact that they provide an authentication service, and that a server owner could just not authenticate accounts
full atlas
Offline mode mc or _cracked_ mc is a thing that Mojang made for players to test ...
I don't think they intended it to be used for anything other than offline game play.
(Just now read your message dkim lol)
sullen sorrel
they didn't technically "make" offline mode per se
its in server.properties tho
dont ghost ping
no, I don't know
fallow crow
Most Asians mc servers are made for cracked servers. It is a big community only for cracked players & it's normal from our perspective. We don't actually buy the game because we only want to have fun with others freely & our perspective, the fun only in short time. As Asians we having fun not really long enough because in Asia we have strict on everytime. Kinda complicated as I could say. Asian are not rich like Europe & Americans where the currency really normal to bought an MC.
I use premium account but still prefer cracked because I want to let people in Asia to have fun. People has their own perspective to look over cracked server but didn't know about the cracked perspective.
yeah my friend founded a cracked server in Singapore. it rose to the top played server in their whole country
don't know how it's going now since he pretty much became "popular"
Mostly rich people in Asian also make cracked servers, i know there is. We don't care much. Even I can bought over 20 account per/months. Fun is only exist in short time. Why would pay happiness? Asian don't play much games. Majority players are from Europe & Americans.
Think twice before saying cracked players are bad.
truth! or the whole cracked community will come down and beat yo ass
jokes
I'm not saying I am on cracked nor premium side. It's just on our own perspective & it's truth. Cheers.
fading grove
i mean, other people did take the time to write the game and they should be credited with something
there are people's lives that depend on it
fallow crow
Lastly, as you might notice. Asian grow up really fast & being matured. After we age 18, we will think about real work, marriage, buying house & everything. The players only exist for kids. For an Adults we might buy an accounts but in like a weeks or so, we don't play anymore.
As PulseBeat said, we always credit the game on every places. Ex: Stores & such. We don't claim anything. What you mean by people's lives that depend on it? Mojang is a huge company & Europe/Americans always suppory them. Asian don't have time for that. As I said, Asian as called poor country only play mc for few days.
fading grove
I'm Asain and i play for many days and hours ๐
feels like you are making some bad generalization
fallow crow
Really? Huh, I play mc for 7 years.
fading grove
I've been playing since 2014, and even before that i played PE
wispy otter
"We don't actually buy the game because we only want to have fun with others freely & our perspective, the fun only in short time."
Ahhh my bad, forgot everyone in the west paid for the game to not have fun.
fallow crow
Saying cracked players are poor is enough than mocking. Kinda hurt me for people.
i used a handmedown laptop that could barely run minecraft and met my best friends on cracked servers
without cracked servers at the very beginning i don't know if i'd be where i am in the minecraft community
i wanna give that experience to people now
tropic zinc
Those people can play singleplayer
wispy otter
It only has such a bad reputation, because of the stolen minecraft accounts and what people do on "disposable accounts".
No reason to defend pirating or theft though imo.
fallow crow
if mojang cared they would just remove offline-mode
we don't consider it pirating in the cracked community btw ๐
tropic zinc
Multiplayer servers are a grey zone but I despise cracked servers with an in game store
full atlas
if mojang cared they would just remove offline-mode
They couldn't even if they wanted to
wispy otter
You do what you gotta do, but wouldnt be proud of it or defend yourself.
fallow crow
Stolen accounts? I wonder if creating account name that never exist in premium account as stolen?
fallow crow
They couldn't even if they wanted to
sure they can!
fallow crow
we don't consider it pirating in the cracked community btw ๐
pirates game
literal theft
"we don't consider it pirating"
mate tf
fallow crow
No shit rapists dont consider it rape.
that's just inappropriate and uncalled for imo
full atlas
sure they can!
No they can't lol. All you have to do is blacklist the auth server
wispy otter
It was extreme sure, but the point was valid.
You know bedrock players connecting to a java server can only connect if the server is in offline mode afaik.
fallow crow
I wonder why we fight about this.
full atlas
You know bedrock players connecting to a java server can only connect if the ser...
Not true
wispy otter
Maybe im thinking of tebex donations.
full atlas
Geyser is just a proxy
wispy otter
Which is UUID based.
fallow crow
I wonder why we fight about this.
because premium communities despise cracked communities even though we are highly successful
How tf bedrock join java server? wasn't it only for geyser?
full atlas
Which is UUID based.
You don't need internet to generate uuids
wispy otter
You don't need internet to generate uuids
Tebex requires legitmate accounts unless in offline mode.
fading grove
Alright first things first. Let's elaborate on a couple of things...
- 27 bucks is indeed expensive but compared to some other games it's not extreme. I completely understand if people can't afford it but it isn't really a reason for them to switch to cracked. Money can buy happiness but I bet you could also find fun in a different way too, not just Minecraft.
- maybe the asian thing is a bad generalization lol. after all have you seen the league of legends community especially in korea? it's nuts
- if you're gonna say something make sure you fact check it first ๐
fallow crow
because premium communities despise cracked communities even though we are highl...
heh.. my friends cracked server has more profits than premium servers.. weird tho
fallow crow
because premium communities despise cracked communities even though we are highl...
it's not about that, it's because you all feel entitled to receive support and there are people that simply do not support piracy either directly or indirectly
period
full atlas
Tebex requires legitmate accounts unless in offline mode.
It's up to them if they want to require authenticated uuids based on the mojang api.
naive agate
yall still arguing about this...
fallow crow
yes
naive agate
smh
fallow crow
heh.. my friends cracked server has more profits than premium servers.. weird th...
server i recently worked for, in 6 years they earned over $30kUSD
wispy otter
Right and to disable that your server must be in offline mode 
@full atlas
fallow crow
jess
naive agate
seen a server make 30k in 1 month haha
fallow crow
joyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoyjoy
fading grove
guess hypixel doesnt exist
wispy otter
And thats besides the point, minecraft gets none of that
fallow crow
yall still arguing about this...
kinda crazy but ok
naive agate
thats like 1 penny a second for the 6 years of work
wispy otter
30k over 6 years
fading grove
opening a server is not profitable
wispy otter
Id rather go on benefits
full atlas
Right and to disable that your server must be in offline mode <:Think_Eyes:71828...
๐คท
If the server is in offline mode there is no guarantee that the username and uuid will match. So if you get the authenticated uuid from a username the wrong person might receive the items donated for.
fading grove
i wish i could've been that succesful
wispy otter
๐คท
If the server is in offline mode there is no guarantee that the username and ...
Yeah itd be purely name based
naive agate
lmao
fallow crow
hmm
naive agate
@wispy otter lets make one ๐
fallow crow
its all about roblox servers now
roblox server made with scripts
naive agate
Lua ya? what about it
full atlas
Yeah itd be purely name based
But your server is offline anyone can login with any name.
naive agate
yup
full atlas
And tebex offers refund protection which they can't enforce if you allow accounts to be hijacked
fallow crow
But your server is offline anyone can login with any name.
that's why you get authme
and
and
full atlas
that's why you get authme
Authme can be bypassed to lol
naive agate
anything can be bypassed at some point
fallow crow
that paid authentication plugin
called
wtf is it
forgot
"minecraft"
no
that.. bot
to them its called minecraft lmao
ffs
wait
nocturne fossil
99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code
lol saw that
in someones status
antibotdeluxe?
fallow crow
yeah?
nocturne fossil
that?
fallow crow
man.. we now live in 1.18 not 1.8
naive agate
This resource is inactive and unavailable for new purchases. If you are an existing customer please ensure you keep a copy as it may be removed in the future.
fallow crow
i miss 1.8 year
naive agate
lol
fallow crow
so..
who like redbull
fuck energy drinks
water gang
i drink 5 of them in a day, idk if i am in safe zone
full atlas
fuck energy drinks
Speaking of... I'm out, need more lol
fallow crow
lol
fallow crow
nocturne fossil
nah
nocturne fossil
water is cheaper
fallow crow
ouh
wispy otter
<@!647789482426499084> lets make one ๐
Roblox haha I dont know a thing about it.
nocturne fossil
@broken wharf mwhaha i am on ur server
fallow crow
<@!865623075763519508> mwhaha i am on ur server
weird? I can't
nocturne fossil
not on kitpvp but i am on hub
fallow crow
i mean the loading
naive agate
$500 USD
fallow crow
i found a super old discord screenshot from one of my alts, the old ios settings
there
wah
i miss old dc
same
naive agate
smh
fallow crow
bruh
http://discord.coffee/7aPNYUB.png okay maybe old discord can stay in the past..
primal pecan
what is that
fallow crow
what is that
you better watch it
primal pecan
you better watch it
watch what? what is that
primal pecan
Drink water itโs healthier.
fallow crow
Can anyone help me, my main account wont let me join this server
long summit
naive agate
whats the ID? @fallow crow
naive agate
yes @fallow crow
naive agate
@fallow crow Looks like you are banned for DM advertising and now you are ban evading.
naive agate
No need to lie as we have proof
elfin minnow
fallow crow
please
long summit
Goodbye jake from state farm
naive agate
F in the chat yall
fallow crow
Funny & Savage
love it
If I am pro at programming, I might make a virtual anime girl and...
uh..
uhm...
I mean... that's would be lovely and..
goddamit
trim raft
Let me check analytics in a hour or so
twin dune
<@456226577798135808> Looks like you are banned for DM advertising and now you a...
Advertising what exactly? Nitro?
naive agate
Advertising what exactly? Nitro?
Cant share with you smh
fallow crow
Need HElp
Why My PlaceHolderAPi says invalid not find any vault when /papi eclould download vault
sturdy bobcat
nocturne fossil
not sure $15 will cut it
wary willow
nocturne fossil
ahhhh
nocturne fossil
๐ which are?
primal pecan
color wheel design
sturdy bobcat
Drive as a word looks so wrong
broken wharf
Im starting the anti Barry hater club
slate hill
as in anti-(barry hater) or anti-barry hater
fallow crow
@broken wharf ur server don't support 1.18.2
fallow crow
I can't join
broken wharf
Ill install via version later
fallow crow
I want a slice of piggy
broken wharf
Thats pork
fallow crow
1gb for 1 survival server?
broken wharf
Sure
fallow crow
which is ver 1.18?
broken wharf
Okay
slate hill
there's no hard and fast rule
boreal escarp
I think aikar suggest at least 8GB
slate hill
it depends on many things
fallow crow
I was thinking to put 12gb for 1.18 survival server
fallow crow
lmao
boreal escarp
I dont think you can run a free world survival server on 1GB
broken wharf
Pebblehost u can run it for 1dollar a month
fallow crow
so... 12gb is good enough?
broken wharf
Sure
slate hill
12 is plenty
fallow crow
uh
broken wharf
But use pebblehost
slate hill
pebble is not great from what i remember
broken wharf
U only gotta spend 12 dollars with pebble tho
fallow crow
not sure about pebble, had a relly bad exp from them
eternal apex
$1/gb gotta love it
fallow crow
i watch over specs not $$
broken wharf
I watch my wart over specs
eternal apex
convance they're probably overselling
slate hill
their support was really good when i used them but their hardware is not great
broken wharf
Ofc
fallow crow
their support was really good when i used them but their hardware is not great
I was thinking humbleservers or spark
eternal apex
never heard of the first
broken wharf
Just buy ram and make ur own server
eternal apex
and chaz has a lot to say about sparked
slate hill
im very out of the loop
ive had good experiences with heavynode in the past, no clue if theyre still good though
slate hill
that is not a good way to run a server but ok
fallow crow
jess heavynode made me cry smh
broken wharf
It is for developing it
eternal apex
localhost is for developing
broken wharf
I spend 2 dollars a month the develop than struggling with the speed of my laptop
Apex hosting is too overpriced
Shockbyte is trash
broken wharf
They good?
slate hill
server.pro are very overpriced
broken wharf
Their panel looks good
fallow crow
ever heard of DedicatedMc hosting?
broken wharf
And there is only like 10 staff support members on their discord
broken wharf
Nope
frank pasture
and chaz has a lot to say about sparked
Yes, Sparked hosting I cannot comment on, as I haven't used them, but their management is fucking awfuk
DedicatedMC is good
slate hill
i think they own offlinemo.de too
frank pasture
I'd defo recommend DedicatedMC and NodeCraft
fallow crow
I might use DedicatedMC
slate hill
what
frank pasture
So what?
broken wharf
I think
fallow crow
nani?
slate hill
are you reading the messages you are sending
broken wharf
Yes
broken wharf
I think i mis typed it
slate hill
any host can do whatever they like on their own servers
wary willow
I can't recommend Spark. used it for 3 months and switched
broken wharf
Not what i was talking about
fallow crow
Spark bad
broken wharf
Blitz what u use?
fallow crow
Seems great choice for me tbh
broken wharf
Seems great choice for me tbh
U can get that with 20 bucks on pebble
slate hill
not at that level of performance
wary willow
nothing anymore. closed my server. I used to have a dedicated server tho
I personally recommend you go for a cheaper dedi server if you have the money. you get the full cpu and all that
broken wharf
Oh
broken wharf
not at that level of performance
Yes actually
slate hill
Seems great choice for me tbh
for that kinda money you could get a cheap vds
you get dedicated cpu cores then
fallow crow
nodecraft also good
not bad
broken wharf
The only slow thing on pebble is their billing panel. Takes 3 seconds to load sometimes but that could just be my laptop
fallow crow
for that kinda money you could get a cheap vds
vds?
eternal apex
no
slate hill
no
broken wharf
No
slate hill
they are different
fallow crow
she?
wary willow
wait what?
fallow crow
that is she??
frank pasture
LOL
slate hill
i am a woman yes
broken wharf
(S)he
fallow crow
ffs i tho u are he
eternal apex
vds is dedicated, but still virtual
frank pasture
hahaha
fallow crow
i tho everyone here is he
broken wharf
Lucy is a she name yall tripping
fallow crow
piggy is also she?
frank pasture
yes
eternal apex
i'm 100% a dude
fallow crow
i tho lucifer?
wary willow
I'm going to be honest, never heard about vds before. kek
slate hill
a vds is basically a vps with a dedicated cpu
frank pasture
I'm going to be honest, never heard about vds before. kek
same lol
broken wharf
Whats a vps?
frank pasture
the first ive heard of this
fallow crow
same never heard of vds
eternal apex
is it just cpu lucy
wary willow
but yeah. I was going to say, why vps? :)) buy vds makes sense
eternal apex
I thought it was all resources are properly dedicated
wary willow
the first ive heard of this
a virtual private server
fallow crow
now should I just host a freakin vps or just a server
broken wharf
So what a server that is private?
fallow crow
my budget is $500 for now lmao
eternal apex
monthly?
wary willow
500 for how long?
broken wharf
What??
wary willow
is it monthly? or?
broken wharf
Slide me some cash
slate hill
you get a lot more control with a vds too, you can run whatever you like on it
fallow crow
$500 for yearly
slate hill
multiple servers, web stuff, etc
wary willow
ah
wary willow
yeah. what piggy said
fallow crow
but I can $500 for monthly
frank pasture
0.0
broken wharf
if your budget is $500 yearly, gimme $400 and spend $100 <:Kappa:481153658302758...
Im not joking
eternal apex
don't even bother with shared hosting
wary willow
if you're willing to pay 1 year, you'll get even up to 25% reduction in prices from many providers.
fallow crow
if your budget is $500 yearly, gimme $400 and spend $100 <:Kappa:481153658302758...
bahahahaha
broken wharf
Oh i know what vps is now
fallow crow
that budget only for server, so.. ads and stuff is bout $300
broken wharf
Its private like ram and cpu dedi for u not shared between others?
wary willow
and also many don't take setup fees if you get it for that long
fallow crow
big pp server opening in asia tbh
wary willow
ah. thought you had 500 for the hosting only
eternal apex
Its private like ram and cpu dedi for u not shared between others?
well you'd hope so
broken wharf
Oh
eternal apex
but overselling is still a thing in the vps world
fallow crow
what is that
frank pasture
what is that
My mc analytics platform I built ๐
slate hill
btec plan
fallow crow
My gf prefer to open server for $1k ffs
frank pasture
shes gold digging
broken wharf
Yes
fallow crow
idk lmao
eternal apex
where you from kaizil
fallow crow
where you from kaizil
Malaysian-Singaporean
broken wharf
Dubai*
fallow crow
yeah i mean what is it for?
young mortar
analytics
eternal apex
I feel like that's sorta the last thing you add to your server
broken wharf
Numbers
fallow crow
how much is it cost?
young mortar
like $5 a month lol
fallow crow
what i get?
broken wharf
I think a plugin can do it for free
slate hill
yeah plan does
young mortar
or you could roll your own analytics with a self-hosted copy of Prometheus and Grafana ๐คค
fallow crow
I think a plugin can do it for free
shh chazza doing business here
wary willow
@fallow crow Analyse is the apple of server analytics. overpriced and simplified
eternal apex
ik u gotta make money chaz but subscription ๐คฎ
wary willow
:)))
fallow crow
brb imma check it
broken wharf
Analyse is a random
wary willow
mate you think that bcz Plan is too far in front of you that you don't even see it anymore
young mortar
and it's the british spelling of analyze
eternal apex
any chance this client starts with g and ends with ianluca
young mortar
which I am still surprised he got the domain tbh
broken wharf
and it's the british spelling of analyze
Ffs red coats think they the shit colonizing words now
young mortar
probably costs a fortune
eternal apex
is the .com taken still
fallow crow
How much for a month?
eternal apex
that's racist
fallow crow
can someone can help me on #dev-general ?
broken wharf
Lnao
fallow crow
okey
broken wharf
Bro?
slate hill
have you written a privacy policy yet
broken wharf
Blitz its called scamming the unfortunate
young mortar
dude that's the smallest font size I've ever seen on a website
eternal apex
and it's the british spelling of analyze
the correct spelling
wary willow
^^
young mortar
that must be like 3 point font
slate hill
why not swap them then
fallow crow
Aight then, I'll use Analyse ^^
young mortar
but it also makes you a good person who's not trying to scam people
wary willow
yeah chazza... swap them,
broken wharf
I feel like this was a college project
wary willow
Aight then, I'll use Analyse ^^
Try plan first please.
just so you have an idea of what the competition is
says the man that never used it
eternal apex
chaz you should sell people's data instead of charging a subscription
wary willow
you literally said you know that bcz other complained...
young mortar
chaz you should sell people's data instead of charging a subscription
yes!
wary willow
you never showed a graph
young mortar
imagine the value
eternal apex
ikr
wary willow
even tho they lie in their graphs
fallow crow
I'll calculate my spending then okey :D
broken wharf
Okay*
eternal apex
I'd totally buy mcservercraft's player counts over the last week
young mortar
chazza likes showing small numbers, what if the number was zero!
broken wharf
.1
fallow crow
uhm... chazza, what happening
slate hill
i don't mean to bash but your page comparing analyse to plan shows how much you misunderstand it
fallow crow
hmmm
wary willow
what is happening is people disagree with his poor business practices
slate hill
the bit about open ports being insecure is like complete rubbish
slate hill
the whole purpose of a server is to have open ports to serve things
In addition, opening this port can open your server up to hackers if it isn't configured correctly.
broken wharf
> In addition, opening this port can open your server up to hackers if it isn't ...
How u do that format?
broken wharf
Bro
wary willow
...
slate hill
it's almost like that's what a server is designed for!
fallow crow
hey hey don't fight
twin crown
How u do that format?
that
fallow crow
no fucking fighting
slate hill
How u do that format?
prefix with >
eternal apex
what is prometheus
young mortar
just a little firewalling required
broken wharf
sup
slate hill
just one
young mortar
what is prometheus
open source analytics and monitoring program
broken wharf
test
young mortar
well technically prometheus just collects the data and stores it
then you get something like grafana to make pretty charts!
fallow crow
what the fuck happening, chat flood with chazza product
eternal apex
chaz do you plan on selling this as a startup if it gets big like your other thing?
slate hill
if people arent willing to learn basic sysadmin should they really be running servers
wary willow
chazza for real tho. your comparation with plan is literally from what you've heard. have you ever used Plan?
young mortar
if people arent willing to learn basic sysadmin should they really be running se...
well that's when you just buy a ptero slot from someone lol
wary willow
and where's the graph showing that performance drop?
young mortar
and you only interact through the panel ๐
wary willow
:kek:
eternal apex
no where near 200k would ever care about this
wary willow
broken wharf
young mortar
yeah your market is people who have a server but don't know how to sysadmin or don't have someone who can
eternal apex
I do believe 2000 is achievable, but your market definitely isn't 200k
young mortar
which is actually not that big of a market
wary willow
well you said 1%
young mortar
most servers that are anywhere okay have a sysadmin
eternal apex
you said 1% of the market though
wary willow
guys we're just haters anyways. and haters is what fuels chazza /s
twin crown
Im just here observing 
broken wharf
Im just here observing <:blobPopcorn:881282684696027166>
Same
wary willow
absolutely
sturdy bobcat
yes chazza made xenoforo
broken wharf
Just wasting time in history class rn watching these noobs argue to an overpriced analytical thing
fallow crow
what that? a server?
eternal apex
is it overpriced
broken wharf
Yes
fallow crow
interesting chazza interesting
eternal apex
digitalocean is not a good basis for things that are priced fairly lol
wary willow
I bet you follow https://z-p3.www.instagram.com/entrapranure/ @frank pasture
eternal apex
Lets be positive guys so he doesnt get fuel
that's a negative attitude
wary willow
kek. that's basically everyone's familly chazza
broken wharf
Gas cost too much cant be wasting it here
fallow crow
if don't being a fuel, be a gasoline
broken wharf
Shoot
fallow crow
epic, 1 vs 4 other dev
fallow crow
I do want to cap laught now
eternal apex
he's unstoppable
fallow crow
yes indeed
fallow crow
chazza very cool as ceo of a project, nice example
eternal apex
chaz it's a registered company right?
wary willow
chazza. no one is doubting you selling. we're just mad at how you're doing it. there's a difference
slate hill
ngl im getting yatopia flashbacks
wary willow
yeah. Octana
young mortar
yes chazza made xenoforo
it's in php, he would
twin crown
fallow crow
man, i'm speechless with this conversation
young mortar
wayyo
fallow crow
I wonder wtf will happened if we all in vc
eternal apex
man, i'm speechless with this conversation
why?
young mortar
this is actually very tame
twin crown
@frank pasture check dms p-p
wary willow
yeah. there's a reason why they're getting hit with lawsuits. they just have good lawyers. if you really want to grow, hope you have as well lol
broken wharf
Someone wanna be a dev but gets paid in vault eco?
broken wharf
I pay 5k a day
wary willow
Someone wanna be a dev but gets paid in vault eco?
yes please
broken wharf
Okay
young mortar
Someone wanna be a dev but gets paid in vault eco?
hmmm no, but could I be paid in virtual currency that only works at your store?
sturdy bobcat
im now going to start getting paid as a developer in therapy sessions
broken wharf
Sure ill give buycraft
slate hill
iLl gIvE yOu fReE vIp RaNk
sturdy bobcat
buycraft discounts 
fallow crow
@frank pasture how much cost u made a xenforo?
eternal apex
chaz I think they were asking how much it'd cost for you to make something equivalent to xf
sturdy bobcat
english is hard
fallow crow
yeah
twin crown
Lol
wary willow
im now going to start getting paid as a developer in therapy sessions
damn. that's amazing!! good for you mate