off-topic

[wary willow]

I feel that

[eternal apex]

yeah but blitz these nubs (not star tho) have to pay for their education

and they still skip

[sturdy bobcat]

i dont have to pay

loser

[eternal apex]

ur mum?

[mellow zinc]

[sturdy bobcat]

nope

uk

[eternal apex]

oh

[mellow zinc]

education is free under 18

so basically u only need to pay for uni

[light scaffold]

"pay"

[sturdy bobcat]

regardless of whether I go to the classes or not, im gonna be bored out of my mind staring into blank space

[eternal apex]

I assumed ori was american so college = uni

[sturdy bobcat]

atleast when i dont go i can listen to music

[mellow zinc]

imagine not listening to music in class

smh

[young mortar]

oh me too lol

[sturdy bobcat]

im not allowed to

[young mortar]

you can skip classes in normal school?

[sturdy bobcat]

god no

i got kicked out of high school for doing that too much

[young mortar]

lmao

[sturdy bobcat]

'truancy'

[eternal apex]

u can't get kicked out of high school here

impossible to get expelled

[sturdy bobcat]

you can get kicked out here and sent to a different one

[eternal apex]

yeah that can happen here not for truancy though

truancy is more of a legal issue than a school issue

[sturdy bobcat]

i was sent to the pru full of drug dealers and teacher stabbers

my high school experience was great

[young mortar]

my high school called truancy sluffing lol

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[eternal apex]

girl I knew had perpetual detention for truancy

[mellow zinc]

eeeeeee

[eternal apex]

she came when she felt like it, every class she was given a detention slip

never went to them mind you

[sturdy bobcat]

i had that too

[wary willow]

wait there was a multiplier?

[young mortar]

yeah lol

[wary willow]

fuck

[young mortar]

we were talking about american shit and Piggy threw a 9x on

[sturdy bobcat]

if you didnt go to class you got a detention, but if you didnt go to that detention they'd give you another

[eternal apex]

yeah the detentions just stacked up for her

[light scaffold]

Ez

[eternal apex]

might've got suspended a couple times idk

[honest thistle]

XP Leaderboard:

See even more top users through the online leaderboard.

[eternal apex]

pretty sure they just gave up on punishing her

[mellow zinc]

detention is the most stupid thing ever

[wary willow]

yes I agree. we don't have that here

[sturdy bobcat]

my school would collect everyone at the end of the day but the teacher would walk in front of the students, so while everyone was walking to detention i would just walk away

[young mortar]

yeah I don't think my school had detention

or at least, I never had it

[eternal apex]

our detentions were during recess/lunch not after school

[sturdy bobcat]

we had all of them

[velvet crescent]

Y'all had detentions lmao?

[agile robin]

Just not going is a weird concept, didn't really have anyone like that in my year when I was in school

[wary willow]

I've never heard of a school in romania that has detention. I'm pretty sure its illegal

[velvet crescent]

What is this a prison

[sturdy bobcat]

yes

[wary willow]

exactly

[eternal apex]

frosty it's not like they can physically keep you there

there's nothing stopping you from just walking out

that just leads to further trouble

[wary willow]

which is stupid

[sturdy bobcat]

you always can just walk out if you want

teachers can't physically stop you from doing anything here but people just dont leave out of good will i guess?

[velvet crescent]

Yea they ain't allowed to keep you there lol

It does

[eternal apex]

bell decides when I get there it decides when I leave

[wary willow]

its the entire job of the bell

lmao

[sturdy bobcat]

i never fucked with teachers trying to keep my phone at the end of the school day

[wary willow]

there were teachers that'd do that and then next class you'd have to ask to go to the toilet or something and they'd also say "you should've gone during the break"

[sturdy bobcat]

"your parents have to collect it" no they dont care im getting it

[wary willow]

happend to me once. just got out in the middle of class and never cared after that

[eternal apex]

oh yeah I just tell em I'm going whether you give me the slip or not

[agile robin]

Our school had to put up a giant metal gate as people kept walking out during lunch. That and the fact there was a public footpath through the school

[sturdy bobcat]

counter move: piss on the teacher

[young mortar]

like, of detention? or in general?

[wary willow]

I used to be "scared" of teachers until highschool. in higschool I Couldn't give a shit. like they'd not even let us get out of the school until 12 and the guard or whatever its called wouldn't let us bcz of his job but we'd just jump the fence 1 meter away from him

[sturdy bobcat]

the teachers in my school tried to keep me in and i say no and pressed the emergency fire exit button and left

[agile robin]

Just in general, there was fast food nearby so people went out for lunch then came back a lot later than lunch lmao

[young mortar]

wtf lol

[sturdy bobcat]

they chased me out the school and tried to restrain me

[young mortar]

yeah people go to lunch obvs

not having an open campus is so dumb

[sturdy bobcat]

my college isnt an open campus but you can just walk in an out

i got awful grades

[wary willow]

they wouldn't let us... they had a deal with a store and basically had a store in school with huge prices and claimed that if we wanted to eat we should buy from there...

we just jumped the fence

like every day at 11

[agile robin]

I mean this was secondary school, so you had 13-16 year olds and having a public path through was a bit weird

[sturdy bobcat]

i mean fair

[agile robin]

Idk why the path was still public for so long, literally just straight through the center

[sturdy bobcat]

my grades are always frmo a lack of me putting literally any effort in

i always get bad grades because i just dont want to do it, not because i can't

[eternal apex]

we had early days for some students, due to them having period zeros for other days

you're meant to show a slip to the teacher at the gate

no one could be fucked

one time the teacher tried to grab a student as he went past her, man just walked through her

[wary willow]

we had an actual guard but he was cool. he would have to let everyone 18+ out. only minors had to stay so he'd either pretend we gave him id or he'd just tell us to jump the fence lol. he didn't care about the fence. his job was the gate

[agile robin]

What's everyone's maddest thing that happened to or related to your school. Ours was someone bought a grenade in

[sturdy bobcat]

uh knives

or alternatively one dude got absolutely rekt by the metal bars above the door

[fallow crow]

um hey there is there anyone over 18 here i need some help with them

[eternal apex]

when I was in year 7 a dude lost his fingers in a grate

[sturdy bobcat]

we're all 6 years old

[eternal apex]

he opened the grate and jumped down

as he was climbing out someone closed it

fingers clean off

[full atlas]

Not suspicious at all

[sturdy bobcat]

fell into the ground and bled everywhere everyone got sent home and he went to hospital

[agile robin]

What kinda help needs someone over 18...

[eternal apex]

my head of student services also got one punch knocked out by a year 9

[full atlas]

ouch

[fallow crow]

I just need help with a Predator

[sturdy bobcat]

head cracked clean open

[agile robin]

What u up to

[wary willow]

Jesus I remembered what happened when I was 2nd or 3rd grade

[sturdy bobcat]

that makes sense

[agile robin]

Ah

[full atlas]

Even more suspicious LMFAO

[sturdy bobcat]

amazing discord for auto away statusing me

[eternal apex]

@fallow crow block them, and this is a minecraft discord

[fallow crow]

this is minecraft???

[sturdy bobcat]

ma'am this is a wendy's

[mellow zinc]

what the shit

[sturdy bobcat]

yes this is minecraft itself

[fallow crow]

okay no this is embarrassing bye-

[full atlas]

Oh I read that wrong xD Yeah just block them lol

[eternal apex]

uh

our toilets got set on fire a few times

[sturdy bobcat]

my schools just had a lot of fights

[mellow zinc]

the classic

[sturdy bobcat]

one girl got absolutely launched across the corridor

slid like a bowling ball

[agile robin]

Oh yeah we had a couple arsonists

That's fun

[sturdy bobcat]

i wasnt an arsonist but as i mentioned before i did cause a fire hazard

[eternal apex]

worst thing I ever did was a little dry ice bomb

[sturdy bobcat]

dont press the emergancy exit button gusy

[wary willow]

we just finished the school day and next to the school there was a park and a water fountain for drinking, and this mf would take water in his mouth and spit on us, but the park was gated bcz its next to roads so kids don't run out, so he claimed the "wall" or whatever its called (see pic for example) and slipped with his neck in those ends... he somehow survived but jesus we were so scared we just ran and didn't stop until we got home

[eternal apex]

just dumped a bunch of dry ice in a plastic water bottle and let it explode

was very loud

[wary willow]

also another fun fact

the walls to my middle school are exactly the same as the walls at the local penitentiary

lol

[agile robin]

Great choice of materials

[eternal apex]

i always loved the fights at my school because the word got around so quick, the entire school would be running to the fight

idk if it was like that at other schools

[agile robin]

Oh ofc

You know a fights happening as there is a stampede

[eternal apex]

well not always a fight

we had a kid dancing once

like just busting out a groove in the main area

caused a stampede too

[agile robin]

What a let down

[eternal apex]

no it was great

just deny everything

no point admitting

[full atlas]

No proof it happened. So he couldn't punish us (even though I admitted)

[eternal apex]

innocence until proven guilty doesn't exist in schools

you're guilty if they say you are

so you deny

always

[agile robin]

"Every inch covered" did yours have CCTV then?

[sturdy bobcat]

i thought most schools have cctv

[eternal apex]

mine didn't have it for ages

people kept stealing shit

so they added it

[agile robin]

I mean ours had cameras but idk if they worked lmao. They were very very old

[eternal apex]

o someone glued all the locks in our school once

[agile robin]

Someone put laxatives in the water on their last day once

[eternal apex]

someone put chickens in our bathroom

[agile robin]

U what

[eternal apex]

yes

chickens

live chickens

just roaming

I don't even know how

[agile robin]

How the hell do you sneak in chickens

[eternal apex]

guessing they snuck in during night/early morning and picked the bathroom lock

[full atlas]

IDK if it was true but as a senior prank kids took a cow up to the second level of the building.

[agile robin]

Someone in our year put a Trojan on the schools network. We came out of an exam and all computers were off and every teacher was told to not turn anything on

[eternal apex]

this was a pretty funny prank someone did on a school in my city

[wary willow]

at my highschool they made the parents pay for CCTV (obligatory), I told my dad to not pay because its a scam and he did... few weeks later everyone that paid got a paper thanking them for the donation...

they stole so much money

[mellow zinc]

that sounds like classic romania

[wary willow]

everyone with good grades was supposed to get paid (not a lot but something) and we got to sign some papers which turned out to be just paper confirming we got the money which we never did

I believe they did get sued for that but we never got our money

[trim raft]

https://twitter.com/_LadyAgnes/status/1468592085754429449

LadyAgnes (@_LadyAgnes)

We have tadpoles in buckets for the Wild Update!

Adorable texture by @wChiwi 🥰

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Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 2:43 PM

[stark rapids]

[trim raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrETEMOod6o

[wary willow]

⛔

[twin dune]

It's like god awful but good at the same time lol

Not sure how to explain it.

https://discordmerch.com/collections/all/products/crew-crew

This is just a yellow jumper with tiny discord branding xD

[magic summit]

Niiiiiice

[uneven tree]

🌞

[wary willow]

wait what?

that's real?

[magic summit]

Enhancer extension

[wary willow]

oh

got another extension for that but yeah its not very good lol

[magic summit]

I use the "Enhancer for YouTube" extension, since it skips ads

And I use SponsorBlock to manually skip sponsors

[frank pasture]

They exist, the api is live until dec 13th

then youtube rewind launches on the 16th :>

[long summit]

uBlock origin, no need to skip if you don't have ads

[sterile parrot]

pihole even better

[wary willow]

well I know. but what about after

[wary willow]

imagone not having youtube premium. you peasants

@velvet crescent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feyiDMQCNXk

[long summit]

I still have that code for it, i just don't care about it

[boreal escarp]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SX9uBrA-NMg&feature=share

[wary willow]

[trim raft]

?

https://www.theverge.com/2021/10/7/22714550/youtube-rewind-canceled-controversy-creators-annual-recap

lol

https://twitter.com/YouTubeCreators/status/1446103025500577796

YouTube Creators (@YouTubeCreators)

Thank you to all the creators involved in Rewind - we’ll be 👀 for your Rewinds as we refocus our energies on celebrating you and the trends that make YouTube 🔥 with a different and updated kind of experience - stay tuned! → https://t.co/kI69C24eL0

Retweets

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Likes

4349

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[frank pasture]

https://twitter.com/youtube/status/1467946957293424643?s=21

YouTube (@YouTube)

Twist and turn through 2021 to unlock a surprise. Dec 16.
#ESCAPE2021

Likes

658

Twitter · Dec 6, 2021, 8:00 PM

[trim raft]

That's not a rewind lol

[frank pasture]

Oh other people were mentioning it

[trim raft]

Sounds more of a compilation of things people were doing during COVID

Oh wait it says play your way through 2021

Joy, can't wait for an interactive website

[crystal lava]

and I use opera for ads

[dusky sorrel]

https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/introducing-spigot-multithreading.447014/ 👀

[violet gyro]

Oh damnn

[frank pasture]

holy shit, I wonder how 1.18 perf will be now

[crystal lava]

you gotta be kidding me

[wary willow]

unfortunnatelly I've used that thread id so many times I know it lol

but it doesnt compare to this thread: https://helpch.at/blog/multithreading-spigot

[fallow crow]

447...

https://wiki.bristermitten.me/multithreading-spigot

LMAO i got rust

it sure knows its thing

[wary willow]

I got haskell twice

[light scaffold]

based

[light scaffold]

aaaa same

biased website

im removing rust

[fallow crow]

lol no

[wary willow]

😮 damn https://i.imgur.com/poQ2KNd.png

[boreal escarp]

you didnt know about that or

[fallow crow]

not that

they're making banners/bios per-server

[wary willow]

they didn't add that until very recently (the banners and the bio)

it used to be nick, then they added pfp and now those as well

[boreal escarp]

ah nice

[naive agate]

Hey whats every gamebreaking farms in MC

[wary willow]

they made a whole different page for it. used to be just a small menu

[fallow crow]

I mean ig it's cool

[wary willow]

ender farms in the end

[fallow crow]

and they're also rolling out the account switcher stuff thing stuff

[naive agate]

I got:

Raid Farms
Iron Golems
Enderman Farms

what else

[wary willow]

heard about that. sounds nice ngl

[wary willow]

isn't the wither skeleton farm also busted?

or at least a variation

and there's also a busted blaze farm or at least used to be

[naive agate]

someone went and broke like 100+ blaze spawners so I am good

for a while atleast

[wary willow]

wither skeleton farm is still busted. also creeper farms can be op

[naive agate]

hmm

[crystal lava]

lul

I do not have it

[fallow crow]

very epic

[boreal escarp]

@naive agate /difficulty peaceful

[naive agate]

no

smh

its an SMP server

its breaking eco with those farms

so I need to disable those

[chilly brook]

or you can just balance the eco

[naive agate]

@chilly brook bro its low af but people make broken af farms

[boreal escarp]

Do you have farm limiter installed?

And tweaked the settings from spigot.yml paper.yml and whatever

[nova nymph]

HEY HELP

Its not letting me change my discord username!!!

[wary willow]

this discord server is not related to discord the company and does not offer support with discord related stuff (at least its not focused on that) but rather on minecraft and development. I suggest you go to https://support.discord.com if you want support with discord related stuff

[nova nymph]

Theres no live chat so they cant help

[wary willow]

well we can't help either

[nova nymph]

Its a basic question

[wary willow]

right...

[nova nymph]

This is the off topic channel

[wary willow]

ok then

youll have to wait for someone that knows

[nova nymph]

Theres no reason anyone cant help me

[nova nymph]

Do u not know?

[wary willow]

no I do not know

[fallow crow]

@nova nymph Too many caps.

[nova nymph]

Anybody do u know

[nova nymph]

Dont parrot the bot

[fallow crow]

i'll do whatever i want

how about that?

[nova nymph]

OK and then u will deserve the name parrot 😂

We dont need an echo in here

Dont echo the bot

[fallow crow]

you're not telling me what to do lol

[lofty harbor]

You deserve the name rat

[nova nymph]

You deserve the name cowardly stinky fish 😂

[nova nymph]

You freak L

[lofty harbor]

Lol

[fallow crow]

are you 12 or something?

lmao

[lofty harbor]

Why cowardly?

[nova nymph]

Ur mums 12

[nova nymph]

Cuz ur hiding behind ur cover u little bitch

[lofty harbor]

What cover?

[nova nymph]

Attackong from the shadowz

[nova nymph]

Exactly

[fallow crow]

yeah you're definitely 12

[nova nymph]

KEEP hididng in the SHADOWS

[lofty harbor]

Don’t tell me you use discord light mode

[nova nymph]

But ur a fucking sad freak stalker who knows that i am NOT 12

[lofty harbor]

Lol

[peak owl]

I'd say 10, bored, thinks swearing makes you cool (?)

[fallow crow]

[nova nymph]

Exactly. Keeping ur cover.

[lofty harbor]

That’s disgusting

You should be ashamed

Turn off light mode

[nova nymph]

But ur a liar motherfucker. Im probably older than u bitch

[wary willow]

hello. please stop the toxicty. thank you

[nova nymph]

U are king of toxic

[peak owl]

your* you*

[nova nymph]

Passive aggressive

[fallow crow]

says you lmao

[nova nymph]

Ur a dumbass

[peak owl]

You are* / You're*

[wary willow]

yeah next time you do that I'll mute ratty

[nova nymph]

Emily why u need to recruit the help of ur little minions? Cant stand up for urself ?! 😂

[nova nymph]

Ur dumb

[lofty harbor]

Maybe because people actually like Emily

I don’t see anyone on your side

[nova nymph]

Yeah other zer0s like emily

[lofty harbor]

What does that even mean?

[nova nymph]

But ur all worthless zeros so it doesnt matter how many zeros are on urside . It amounts to NOTHING u dumbass 😂

[mellow zinc]

ok that's cool and all but can u not?

[nova nymph]

It means ur nothing. Ur a zero. Ur worthless. All of u.

[peak owl]

Could you further explain the above statement and/or provide fitting proof?

[wary willow]

=mute @nova nymph global

[honest thistle]

Successful!

You've muted rattyfreaks.meow#0551!

[lofty harbor]

That was fun

[peak owl]

lol

[frank pasture]

@nova nymph your zeros are now forgotten

[wary willow]

please stop chazza

[frank pasture]

What?

The first message I’ve just sent here 😂

[wary willow]

the conversation. there's no need to continue

[frank pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-miss-you-did-not-understand-gif-8722137

[fallow crow]

lol

[naive agate]

SUp

PEOplEs

[tawdry tree]

Hello SHOWERS!

[naive agate]

Hi

[proud mural]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[trim raft]

Per server bios got added

[viscid kraken]

@timber ember TitleManager already supports hex colors

[timber ember]

Do they just use a different format? Because it doesn't work at all for me

[viscid kraken]

What format have you tried?

[timber ember]

Normal type you'd use in chat or for ranks

&#66bcee[&f✯&#66bcee&lTitan&f✯&#66bcee]

[viscid kraken]

It looks like it should just be #FFFFFF

[timber ember]

Yep doesn't work

[viscid kraken]

You tried without the &?

[timber ember]

Mhm

https://i.imgur.com/YHelO3d.png

[boreal escarp]

Plugin?

Ah, tm

[viscid kraken]

Got it

@timber ember

%{c:#b889fd}Text

[boreal escarp]

🤢

[viscid kraken]

beautiful

[timber ember]

Nope https://i.imgur.com/P3FKLNZ.png

[viscid kraken]

Where are you using it?

[timber ember]

https://i.imgur.com/11hlkvL.png

[viscid kraken]

Is that a scoreboard?

[timber ember]

Yes, that's what my request is for

[viscid kraken]

Are you on 1.16?

[timber ember]

Yes

1.16.5

[viscid kraken]

What version of the plugin are you on?

/ver TitleManager

[timber ember]

2.3.4

[viscid kraken]

hmm

I couldn't even get it to work on 1.16

I had to go to 1.17

[timber ember]

Yeah that's why I'm requesting it

I need it to work with the normal format

So that it displays ranks properly

Otherwise it just shows the broken format and the feature is useless

[boreal escarp]

I personally use KiteBoard for scoreboards

[viscid kraken]

You could try version 2.3.3

That's working for me on 1.16

[timber ember]

With normal hex codes?

[viscid kraken]

With what I sent before yeah

[timber ember]

Ah but not like #000000

[viscid kraken]

No, this plugin doesn't use that format

[timber ember]

Might look into KiteBoard, that seems nice

[stark rapids]

Guys

Giveaways are not rigged

I won

[tawdry tree]

sureee dark haha

[stark rapids]

[eternal apex]

i see it

there's a hidden red circle in the image

[stark rapids]

That old uncle cartoon

No wait

Its those things which you put in garden

Toy story

[sturdy bobcat]

please stop it brett

i see it

you better not

[minor lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-waiting-bored-gif-10918805

when it's 7:40 and cube hasn't posted a new batch of giveaways

wait a sec, this doesn't make sense for y'all since you are in different timezones 🤔

aaah, there we go, time to get that bread fellas 😎 🍞

[stark rapids]

yes

Its noon here

[eternal apex]

china?

[shadow copper]

No

[stark rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/917914287077462036/918368878118187008/002b18e4dfd4b53f8075170b7c7fef314.mp4

[chilly brook]

https://tenor.com/view/stick-bug-stick-bugged-bug-dancing-bug-dancing-gif-18059923

[stark rapids]

[edgy scarab]

[chilly brook]

[boreal escarp]

https://www.humblebundle.com/games/dangerous-worlds?partner=royalsaga state of decay looks nice

[wary willow]

the partner tho

[boreal escarp]

tbh we joined for charity, I know you get a small part of sales but that's meeeh

[wary willow]

if I ha money I would've probably bought it. even tho I have among us already

[boreal escarp]

I'm tempted to buy the pack for state of decay, I always liked post apocalyptic games

[wary willow]

is SpecialEffect the charity?

ez xD

[boreal escarp]

yes

[boreal escarp]

true words

[wary willow]

https://tenor.com/view/vin-diesel-smiling-fast-and-furious-gif-8355432

[shy mesa]

Hi friends, has anyone had the vaccine booster? Specifically Pfizer, Mine is coming up idk if I should expect symptoms like the first two (sleepy, sore arm)

[stark rapids]

all i can say is gl

it depends on your body and metabolism.

[shy mesa]

[long summit]

My wife got Moderna booster, it was pretty mild compared to the second shot

[velvet crescent]

oh yea where was the wedding invite 😦

[long summit]

Well, main marriage hasn't happened yet

[stark rapids]

I just need the cake if possible

[wary willow]

I just noticed. the elves are back

[fallow crow]

ok

[frank pasture]

ok

[light scaffold]

ok

[mellow zinc]

ok

[wary willow]

no

[normal sable]

ratio

[uneven tree]

🥲

[queen jewel]

Yes. And yes again, I had a pretty bad fever the next day

[shy mesa]

Oh boy!

[queen jewel]

Good luck!

Also, just so you know, only I had the fever. My family members took it as well but barely had any symptoms

[pale grotto]

Update if you use papermc

(from pterodactyl / papermc)

⚠️ If you run Minecraft servers, read: ⚠️

A recently discovered 0day in the log library used by Minecraft, PaperMC, Spigot, and derivative works is being actively exploited. Please check with your respective server software provider for details on how to update.

This is not a vulnerability in Pterodactyl, I’m simply posting here for greater community awareness.

Per Paper
A recently found exploit is already being abused. Depending on your server version this exploit is severe.
We have released a fix for Paper 1.17, Paper 1.18, Waterfall and Velocity. Please update your servers ASAP.

Fixed versions:
Paper 1.17 #398 or higher: https://papermc.io/downloads#Paper-1.17
Paper 1.18 #64 or higher: https://papermc.io/downloads#Paper-1.18
Waterfall #466 or higher: https://papermc.io/downloads#Waterfall
Velocity 3.1.1 #97 or higher: https://papermc.io/downloads#Velocity

You may also experiment with adding -Dlog4j2.formatMsgNoLookups=true to your startup command, but I can make no guarantees as this requires specific versions of log4j. Please check in with your respective server software for proper update and mitigation strategies.

[trim raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Svc39ZWOI

[naive agate]

tf

that is so broken

[viscid kraken]

Doesn't seem that useful since you'll only have it for the 3 months

[naive agate]

make multiple accounts?

[viscid kraken]

Assuming you'd loose access to them after the game pass expires

[naive agate]

Hmm but its registering it yk?

does it lock that username

[viscid kraken]

Probably, I doubt it would just delete the account

[naive agate]

hmm

[trim raft]

Doesn't matter. you can buy one, hack on it or resell it i'm sure

It's a pretty obscure method rn so you could probably resell for a few bucks.

[full atlas]

There is a site with its own auth server. Don't even need to create new accounts.

[trim raft]

Advertising

[eternal apex]

wouldn't be able to join servers then

[full atlas]

You can. I said what site it was above but Brett said advertising so 🤷

[eternal apex]

then it's not really what you think, it still goes through mojang's auth servers

their auth server is likely just for their login system, but the accounts are still mojang accounts

[full atlas]

I can't explain their system but yeah somewhere it probably goes through mojangs servers.

I never said it didn't BTW lol

[eternal apex]

There is a site with its own auth server. Don't even need to create new accounts.
to someone who doesn't know how auth works, they'd assume you're saying this site just magically creates accounts that work with minecraft

whereas in reality they just have a big list of hacked accounts like every other alt seller

[full atlas]

Well the statement is still valid lol don't need to create accounts.

[eternal apex]

it was misleading

[full atlas]

Not really. They do have an auth server that you use to connect to new accounts.

[proper pond]

Anyone know, how to fix this votifier? I put the correct key https://pastebin.com/dQPmsqsm

and it doesn't work

please ping me if u want to help

i put the correct token in my bungee from spigot

[sturdy bobcat]

your votifier keys are probably wrong

reset them

[proper pond]

i keep resetting them deleting still dont work

[wary willow]

I think what's happening is that the key you've put on the website is invalid

not the one you have locally

maybe you accidentaly deleted it or maybe you placed the private key on the website?

or maybe you've used the token when your website only support keys

[proper pond]

i'm testing on it on the mc tools

okay i've fixed the above's issue and now how to fix this? https://pastebin.com/nKMgBEDR

[wary willow]

can we move this discussion to #general-plugins please? thank you

[tight rivet]

anyone know why when i try put my server in #915480941508563004 it says cant reach on that IP yet it is my IP and my server is up and running?

[eternal apex]

@tight rivet what's ur ip

[tight rivet]

play.lglprison.com

[fallow crow]

okay now give me your lunch money

[tight rivet]

no no

im broke

[stark rapids]

[fallow crow]

You think it’s funny to take screenshots of people’s NFTs, huh? You must be a very immature person to steal someone’s property that they PAID for. Yeah, I said it. You’re the kind of person who thinks that property theft (a seriously illegal offence) is a joke. I don’t even know why you took that screenshot, because you didn’t pay 1000 dollars for it. I did. The blockchain doesn’t lie. Even if you try to save it, it’s my property. You’re just angry that you couldn’t afford this priceless masterpiece. Even if you could, your fingers couldn’t even click fast enough to get one of the 10000 NFTs sold. You’re just mad you don’t own what I own.

So, delete that screenshot, or I swear, you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.

[velvet crescent]

Now what the hell's an nft

[wary willow]

please tell me that whoever wrote this was joking

[velvet crescent]

Apparently cryptocurrency

[wary willow]

art on the blockchain

well a token linked to some piece of "art"

[velvet crescent]

I want to fucking hit you

[wary willow]

you don't pay for the art but just for the token

and you can brag about it

[velvet crescent]

You clearly don't get the joke

[wary willow]

you don't even own the rights to the image

I didn;t

[velvet crescent]

It's a song

[wary willow]

haven't heard it

[velvet crescent]

bruh

[wary willow]

burh

[fallow crow]

https://twitter.com/delta____wither/status/1463576656589824002?t=z5RX-c6ZsfKiFOf7qrnLMA&s=19

DeltaWither (@delta____wither)

(4/147) screenshotting, right click and saving, or whatever form of stealing NFTs they can find. And not only am I now a #Rightclickvictim, but even my wife is against me. She left to live with her parents, and she has been talking about custody of our two children. I can't

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Twitter · Nov 24, 2021, 6:34 PM

[agile robin]

147 parts to a thread.

[agile robin]

If you ever get a message that long its your duty to reply, k.

[wary willow]

holy shit I'm not reading that

[fallow crow]

Lmao

[agile robin]

Some of the bots created to unroll threads even said no lmao

[wary willow]

he fucking took a 186k loan to buy an nft?

jesus christ

they really fell under Gary V's spell

[agile robin]

I doubt any of its real

if it is its really sad

[wary willow]

I mean there's 100% people out there that wasted their savings in stocks crypto or nft's

and I'm really really sorry for them

because even if people say its their fault, I believe its mostly not

just scrolled randomly thru them and saw this:

(34/147) society based on NFTs the future

[velvet crescent]

@wary willow idk if you'll like it, but I love it https://youtu.be/KNqTEQaZ3r8

[wary willow]

I dont dislike it. quite enjoyable

[wary willow]

man I just hate topal.com

[boreal escarp]

Ikr

[stark rapids]

I don't even know that site

https://topal.com

Not even a thing

[boreal escarp]

https://hastebin.com access this

[stark rapids]

Toptal

Hire pog devs more than bullshit

[boreal escarp]

Idk why they did this and not continue to use the domain LOL

[stark rapids]

#915480940925562920 much better

[wary willow]

yeah they bought haste bin

and changed the domain

to reddirect to topal.com/developers/hastebin

like why?

just extra 3 unnecessary words

[boreal escarp]

$

[wary willow]

I guess it gives them traffic

[boreal escarp]

$

[wary willow]

also they take 1/5th of the screen

to advertise

[boreal escarp]

$

[wary willow]

php???

[boreal escarp]

Money can do anything

[stark rapids]

Buy me

[wary willow]

you ain't worth anything

you should pay me to even get you

[stark rapids]

I am worth a lot

You don't know my skills

[twin dune]

Anyone kept a fart in their trousers?
https://twitter.com/KingRiach/status/1465064600521658383

Marwan Riach (@KingRiach)

I somehow doubt that Piers Corbyn's new song is going to make number 1...

What a laugh 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/YLo6BFIYub

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Twitter · Nov 28, 2021, 9:06 PM

[naive agate]

tf

why is discord search bar broken

[chilly brook]

It's not?

[naive agate]

it is

search something

[wary willow]

it is

its been for a few hours

at least for me and some other users

[chilly brook]

idk, not broken

[wary willow]

its back now

its been broken for a few hours

[naive agate]

ya its good now

[frank pasture]

https://nyctimes.net/2021/12/10/hacker-used-log4j-exploit-to-steal-all-opensea-nfts LOL rip NFTs

[wary willow]

how the fuck do you steal an NFT?

oh

the nyctimes link

I remember that

xD

its either a jabaited or a rick roll

[frank pasture]

hahah

https://github.com/heychazza/nyctimes.net can ez add articles

[regal juniper]

Should honestly turn that into something with React so you can just write stuff out in like markdown and have it auto-generate the stuff for you.

[wary willow]

use what BM uses

for his wiki

[frank pasture]

Yeah I prob should, just something simple enough that generates realistic embeds

[regal juniper]

Exactly.

[frank pasture]

but the end site would need to look the same ig

[regal juniper]

Why? It just redirects.

[wary willow]

believe this is what bm uses. https://github.com/knightzmc/FPPrank I can't remember

[regal juniper]

Yeah that is.

[wary willow]

yo glare. unrelated topic. but carbon chat release candidate is basically almost release ready just waiting to make sure there aren't any major issues right?

[regal juniper]

Yeah. Should release in the next week I'd imagine.

[wary willow]

any chance there's documentation? couldn't seem to find any on github

[regal juniper]

Nah not really. It's all in the plugin

[wary willow]

ok

[regal juniper]

I think there's plans to write documentation though externally.

[wary willow]

ty

I'll probably be able to set it up myself its just that maybe i might have to go to the code sometimes to see exactly what happens but its fine

I Dont mind

[frank pasture]

CarbonChat, a new chat plugin? :o

[wary willow]

not that new but by the looks of it will be the "leader" in the category lol

looks pretty nice

[frank pasture]

Reallyyyy, time to peep

Any spigot thread for it?

[wary willow]

https://github.com/Hexaoxide/Carbon

nah

as far as I Know at least

[frank pasture]

Oh rip

[regal juniper]

Now I kinda want to make a system like Britten's in react so I can just easy pump out stuff

[wary willow]

essentials is failing me xD

it doesn't know what paper 1.18.1 is

[naive agate]

I found a minecraft bugggggggg

fuck

[wary willow]

o?

please dm

me

the bug

[trim raft]

🐛

[keen tundra]

Spigot would delete the thread in a heartbeat if I created one. Doesn't run on spigot in the slightest.

[fallow crow]

a

hi

[keen tundra]

hi

[sullen sorrel]

EMILy

UR

PFP

IS

ZOOMED

OUT

[naive agate]

@fallow crow

[keen tundra]

it hath zoomed

[naive agate]

ITS EMILY

[sullen sorrel]

EMILY

[fallow crow]

eyemily

[keen tundra]

ayemily

[fallow crow]

It's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma

[regal juniper]

Thought he died from RocksDB?

[wary willow]

but its not as sad as the fact that he used to eat at Wendy's

[regal juniper]

https://glare.dev/goofs/joinservers-hacked

That was fun project to write.

[latent schooner]

Should I make a CF Pages page for that sort of thing?

to make articles automatically

for rickrolling

I feel like that's a good use of cloudflare page's new functions thing

[regal juniper]

Depends how often you build. I was going to make this compile hourly for MC Drama thingy for fun.

I was going to see if I could have it generate random clickbait images

[latent schooner]

no you don't need to rebuild

that'd be the beauty

it'd be the same as my paste site

which is on CF stuff

[regal juniper]

Ahh it might use a different stack then

This is just gatsby.

I create the meta data with markdown

Made it really easy

[latent schooner]

I would just make a CF function

or heck, just fork my paste site

https://paste.fredthedoggy.me is entirely CF pages + workers (which I don't even need anymore because of functions)

[regal juniper]

Oh interesting

[latent schooner]

and ofc it'd fallback to something like BM's one

[regal juniper]

Wonder if there's a no-auth API to get the text from a tweet.

https://twitter.com/SpigotDrama/status/1457452802540662785 so I could just grab it from here

SpigotDrama (@SpigotDrama)

NotMyFault pings @everyone to announce PermissionsEx v1 is a ripoff of Dynmap

Twitter · Nov 7, 2021, 9:00 PM

[latent schooner]

https://wiki.bristermitten.me/cloudflare-workers-page-for-drama

[latent schooner]

no need, https://drama.essentialsx.net/

KHobbits and Proximyst get into a drama fight on the entire Fabric modding scene

[regal juniper]

Yeah it's the same thing. I just wanted to grab the image of the embed kinda and then do a drmatic surprised face on it

[latent schooner]

Songoda reconciles with Funnycube, causing imbalance

[latent schooner]

right, but no need to go through twitter

Trent decides to base their entire server on Velocity

this one is real lmao

if it's the trent I'm thinking of

[regal juniper]

https://twitter.com/SpigotDrama/status/1468535832508203009

SpigotDrama (@SpigotDrama)

Trent tweets EssentialsX is horrible

Twitter · Dec 8, 2021, 11:00 AM

[latent schooner]

Trent is the guy who runs minehut I think

and they only use Velocity now

no Bungee

[regal juniper]

He works for Supergaming, yeah

[latent schooner]

I'm a "Minehut Maker"

so I have been told a lot about their setup

[crystal lava]

what in hell

[latent schooner]

is that the fabric potato

[crystal lava]

wot

[latent schooner]

[crystal lava]

wait

so I have been scratching my balls for nothing for 4 hours?

[latent schooner]

what

[eternal apex]

@trim raft you're a sick human being

@fallow crow new i, i approve

[fallow crow]

😌

now w/ epic hair

[eternal apex]

indeed

[crude loom]

What a steam key?

[eternal apex]

you don't know what steam is?

[young mortar]

when water hot

steam

[eternal apex]

eh

steam isn't always hot

wait it might be

[young mortar]

wdym

it objectively is

[fallow crow]

It's a literal door lock key that's hollow on the inside, filled with the world's finest water vapor

[young mortar]

that's how phase changes work

[eternal apex]

if steam is defined differently to water vapour

[young mortar]

i wouldn't

[eternal apex]

then it's not always hot

[young mortar]

okay maybe i would

[eternal apex]

put some water in space, it'll immediately turn into steam, is it hot, no

[young mortar]

boiling water -> steam

[eternal apex]

water in space is still boiling

[young mortar]

then it's hot

[eternal apex]

no

[young mortar]

wtf that's how boiling works

[eternal apex]

boiling temp is tied to atmospheric pressure

you need to include pressure in the definition

[young mortar]

on earth

[eternal apex]

very well

[muted fern]

Random game code that give you a game for free on steam, the game distribution platform.

(is what the giveaway is)

[eternal apex]

@young mortar what even is hot

[fallow crow]

I am

[young mortar]

certain individuals i know

and also water boiling

on earth

[eternal apex]

if my body temp was 100c then steam wouldn't be hot

[young mortar]

with our atmospheric pressure

hmmm well yeah

but i don't think your body would be doing so good

[eternal apex]

did you just assume my theoretical body's health

[young mortar]

steam

[fallow crow]

Pig steam

[fallow crow]

Cube

If I don't win giveaways this year I'm firing you

Pig can take over

[muted fern]

o

lol

[frank pasture]

Haha this is super nice

[velvet crescent]

Fuck you

[frank pasture]

https://nyctimes.net/2021/12/10/hacker-used-log4j-exploit-to-steal-all-opensea-nfts LOL rip NFTs

[velvet crescent]

@boreal escarp if I stick 2 wires into my power supply, and then straight into the outlet should be fine ye?

[boreal escarp]

Absolutely

[velvet crescent]

If shit blows up, I'm blaiming you

[velvet crescent]

Okay yea it blew up lmao

[woven prairie]

Good afternoon to everyone who isn’t Frosty

[boreal escarp]

seems fair, good afternoon gian

[boreal escarp]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fallow crow]

Anyone know where I can get this style of icon from? Or if theres a way to like get only this style (THe white icons)

[wary willow]

flaticons probably

https://www.flaticon.com/

[trim raft]

I won Node Maintenance

[mellow zinc]

giveaway isn't rigged?

[sullen sorrel]

i won 0/37 of giveaways :(

[velvet crescent]

Loser

[magic summit]

same

[sullen sorrel]

RIP

[wary willow]

I won 24/1 giveaways

oh boy

mobs don't consider powdered snow as blocks so they can shoot thru it and also pathfind in it

[cerulean dragon]

hi guys, any program recommendations for making 3d objects? (something simple)

[velvet crescent]

Unity?

Or you mean actual design, blender I guess?

[boreal escarp]

What tools do you guys use to update drivers? Possible something free

I've tried Driver Booster but some drivers are avilable only if you buy the program smh

[stark rapids]

Cinema 4d and blockbench are easy for making objects

[cerulean dragon]

you guys update drivers 😳

🤔

[wary willow]

no the drivers update me

[cerulean dragon]

any recommendations for software to model mc world*

[wary willow]

world painter

[stark rapids]

Intel or AMD?

[cerulean dragon]

no I mean

I need 3d object of it

[long summit]

Always get tye drivers from the official place, what drivers are you trying to update?

[boreal escarp]

Intel

[stark rapids]

Schematic to obj?

[boreal escarp]

Basically everything

[cerulean dragon]

nono

btw how are data saved in schematic file?

[stark rapids]

https://www.intel.com/content/www/us/en/developer/

[long summit]

Intel? If you're talking about the basics i recommend you go to your motherboard's website and download from there

[boreal escarp]

Man I hate drivers

[cerulean dragon]

what WorldEdit Bukkit src part do schematic saving?

[boreal escarp]

No supported driver or software updates are available for your system.
ah nice O.o

[trim raft]

I've got a few driver updates available but i'm holding off to not potentially break stuff

[boreal escarp]

I just hate this part of windows installation

[long summit]

I don't mind it, just download the official from the motherboard website then download Nvidia experience for graphics card anr boom good to go

[stark rapids]

Blame intel lmao

[boreal escarp]

find drivers for Foxconn 2ADA and I will download them @long summit

[velvet crescent]

The fuck is that

[long summit]

Is it a laptop?

[trim raft]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-ace-ventura-driving-gif-12009626

[boreal escarp]

no it is not

[long summit]

Uh, you got a rarity there

[boreal escarp]

yea tell me about it

it annoys me that if I want to buy a new cpu I also need to buy a new motherboard (I think at least)

[long summit]

Yeah it sucks, i just upgraded mine and had to buy a new one too

[velvet crescent]

Switch to amd while you're at it

[boreal escarp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/party-work-tries-VkICFY01bWIeI

[velvet crescent]

Bruh

[long summit]

I wanted amd but ended up getting an intel kf instead

[boreal escarp]

that's what I'm looking at rn Intel Alder Lake, Core i7 12700KF 3.6GHz 430€

and a motherboard is half the price O.o

[long summit]

Any specific reasons for i7? I find i5 is more than enough for most things
I got a i5 9600kf

[boreal escarp]

and guess what that means, NEW RAM AS WELL

[boreal escarp]

I want it BIG 🤣

[long summit]

Eh it's not needed, unless you want to render stuff imo

My motherboard was $120

CPU $177

[velvet crescent]

Get an amd

Ez claps

[long summit]

Then 16gb ram for $90 boom 32gb now

[boreal escarp]

🤔

that's nice boy

the time for an upgrade will eventually come, but not now

[cerulean dragon]

https://twitter.com/gegy1000/status/1469714451716882434

Gegy (@gegy1000)

so fixing log4shell is great and all, but.. wouldn't it be ✨ amazing ✨ if we all just promised to be nice and instead use this power to make vanilla minecraft doom server 🤔 https://t.co/tCaUCG1dqg

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Twitter · Dec 11, 2021, 5:03 PM

[inland ruin]

Am I going to be lucky enough to win in #giveaways-old at least once this month?

[normal sable]

I rigged it against you.

[inland ruin]

Nightmare Santa #showcase ☠️

[cerulean dragon]

what is approx chance of winning something in #giveaways-old

[inland ruin]

There are around 5 giveaways everyday

times 31

and divide by 300

0.51% to win at least once

I don't think that's right

😂

[weak tiger]

Someone answer me what I said on the general plugins channel.

[velvet crescent]

No

[chilly brook]

what the actual fuck

[magic summit]

Saw that one. It's beautiful

[trim raft]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858545668439408640/919208326707949578/nice.mov

[cerulean dragon]

😔

[trim raft]

Damn you missing out

@muted fern smh no bedwars

[wary willow]

I dare you

[wary willow]

I can play

I'm getting my ass beat in 2 v 1s

bcz I don't get teammates or they leave first 10 seconds

[trim raft]

I dare you

[wary willow]

to play bedwars with you?

[trim raft]

no

That's a punishment

[wary willow]

ok then. good bye

[latent schooner]

Dare accepted

@wary willow bad

[wary willow]

cool

the guy that uses a message handler to register a completion talks

[muted fern]

hmm

[elfin minnow]

theyre all straight

its just the way the doted white lines make it seem

[cerulean dragon]

today i v found that 3d graphic is basically just triangles 😢

[robust pumice]

it can also be squares

[fallow crow]

squares are just two triangles

[shut drum]

can anyone help me redeem rodblox gist ccard?

plz

😭

[eternal apex]

what if each triangle had 90deg corners

[shut drum]

anyone help me redeem rboux roblox giftcard?

[pale grotto]

no

this is the Unhelpful Chat

srry

[stark rapids]

Lel

[velvet crescent]

you suck

[pale grotto]

frosty
!

hi!

[pale grotto]

you swallow

[velvet crescent]

Hey

[crisp crater]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747182820010754148/919409570873495602/unknown.png

nice video

[stark rapids]

[winged portal]

ive been under a rock lately, is bedrock unsafe to play as well?

[eternal apex]

bedrock isn't even made in java

so no

[winged portal]

gotcha

[wary willow]

C++ gang

[winged portal]

it feels smooth asf

[wary willow]

well. because it is

bedrock edition is less intensive than java

version

[winged portal]

the mo'you know

💪

[eternal apex]

blitz I don't believe the performance is that great

think the client is pretty shit

[wary willow]

well... you can play it on a phone. I'm pretty sure my phone wouldn't handle java edition

lol

[eternal apex]

I just remember it had major issues on ps4

[sullen sorrel]

its much better than java

at least on pc

[wary willow]

hmm. never had a ps or xbox. only had a phone lol

but yes

its less intensive than java version thats for sjure

sure*

[eternal apex]

I tried playing bedrock on pc with my friends on ps4, they said the lag was unbearable

[sullen sorrel]

o

[wary willow]

well ps4 bad then

lol

[sullen sorrel]

phone > ps4? :))

[wary willow]

:)))

[sullen sorrel]

:)))))

[wary willow]

imagine owning a gaming console other than your phone

couldnt be because I'm poor

[stark rapids]

BEDROCK

I must play it now

[fallow crow]

last time i played it it was many times better than JE with all those fancy fabric optimization mods

same PC so same environment

[frank pasture]

JE is nice with the right mods, and optimisation

I go from ~100 fps without any mods or enhancements to ~600 with fabric, sodium etc

[wary willow]

but bedrock is still better

[frank pasture]

Is it? I've never tried it

[wary willow]

well idk if it beats it with all those mods but vanilla bedrock beats vanilla java

at performance. thats for sure

[frank pasture]

ahh ye

[wary willow]

that was the discussion at first. but yeah with mods you can probably enhance the performance a lot

[sullen sorrel]

howw
on my old pc, with fabric, sodium, and some other fabric performance mods i got the same performance as just using optifine and a couple of other forge mods

and iirc optifine did give a performance boost, but not 500 fps

👀

[frank pasture]

Not sure, power of the new m1 max cpu haha

[sullen sorrel]

👀 👀

[frank pasture]

Yeah aha I've never had this high

[long summit]

I get around 400 with my i5 with optifine and around 600 with sodium
I still prefer optifine though

[wary willow]

I get 150 to 250 with optifine

but it usually stays at 150. it only goes above in some special conditions

[velvet crescent]

I get about 17k with my microwave

[frank pasture]

Bloody hell, shows how much of a diff Sodium does

I cap my FPS at 120 tho, I only need it to refresh as much as my screen, don’t see any need to go higher

[velvet crescent]

120hz monitor, weak

[frank pasture]

Soz not rich enough for higher than 120hz display 😂

Tbf my main display is only 60 :( it’s only laptop that’s 120, but that’s more my “side display” for dev

[velvet crescent]

I switched to a 144, bought it on black friday, plus no taxes cause bought it through a company, and the difference is just wow, used to have that square 60hz monitor

[long summit]

144hz is great

[wary willow]

59hz gang

[frank pasture]

Fucking hell, I bet it’s so nice? I can’t lie, going from 60->120 for phone and laptop, is such a huge difference , I didn’t think it mattered but stuff is so smooth

IntelliJ doesn’t seem that smooth but idk why

Like when android stuff got it, I thought eh gimmick, but I can see the appeal now

[velvet crescent]

Yea it's fucking dope

[wary willow]

as I Said. 59hz gang ✊

[boreal escarp]

🤣

[long summit]

60 to 120 is huge, 120 to 144 is okay, anything more is hardly noticeable

[wary willow]

sorry. can't relate to you peasants. call me when you have a 59hz monitor. ok?

https://tenor.com/view/crying-happy-but-sad-face-gif-19422780

me rn lol ^

[long summit]

Mine at home is 60hz Unfortunately
But using my wife's monitor now which is 144 and it's awesome

I need to get a new one

[frank pasture]

Yeah, it’s one of those things you don’t think you notice / need; until you try it. 120hz feels so smooth

[frank pasture]

Are you meming? Is “59hz” actually a thing?

[long summit]

Yeah

[wary willow]

yes it is.

[long summit]

I think it depends, iirc EU is 60hz eastern Europe 59hz America too or something like that, it's odd

I may be confusing with electricity 50/60hz

Idk

[velvet crescent]

I mean my old monitor is 59.99 hz

So not exactly 60

[frank pasture]

Lol I did not know that

Maybe that’s why America

[wary willow]

oh mine might be 59.99 as well. can't remember. it doesnt show on linux but on windows it did

[wary willow]

we're both easter europe. well... depends who you ask but that doesn't matter lol

(me and forsty)

[velvet crescent]

"forsty"

[wary willow]

no

forsty

you are in slovakia right?

[velvet crescent]

Bruh

You trynna get shot?