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Remarkably, he has only graduated from one institution: that would be Lakeside School, the Seattle prep school where he was class of '73. (Though he attended Harvard, he dropped out after in the spring of his sophomore year)```
so I guess he finished hs
ah he dropped out of harvard not hs
once again. we're not yet at the point where we can start taking care of others problems. we have enough here. so that's why we don't care about who tf elon musk is
I guess the most popular reason people would know him is claiming to go to mars in a few years from now
yeah that's what annoys me too, we have so many problems on this planet that we should fix rather than circlejerking about rich people going to mars
nah u got me wrong. I don't care where tf they're going.
like we don't give a fuck at all
it annoys me that people try to make us give a fuck
not elon himself
the same way people are annoyed when they're told to follow god or stuff like that, I am annoyed when people try to make me follow him
might've been a bit of a jump there
why is that?
trying to think of an example but my lacklustre knowledge of christianity isn't helping
How did this end up on Christianity
I just think there's differing levels of devotion
I pray to nuke jesus
I pray to be nuked
Hell yea emily
No u
what does that word mean in this context
uh
anyone know a good alternative to nanohttpd
"controversial" i guess
Yes
"Nuke go boom" being the moto
Just not me
pls enlighten me
I guess I didn't express right. that's not really what I Meant.
I mean someone surely does, I don't
oh
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a little trolling
I am funny
i tried javalin which advertises itself as a light java http server
Yes
but it shades jetty, kotlin, and who knows what else
idk but in my books that's not lightweight
spark?
will look into it
hmm
Now where have I heard that before
containing no mojang code of course
!!!
because mojang code in a web server wouldn't make sense
what if it's an auth server for minecraft
then it makes sense
bm what is this site
www.techempower.com
TechEmpower Web Framework Performance Comparison
Performance comparison of a wide spectrum of web application frameworks and platforms using community-contributed test implementations.
https://github.com/jooby-project/jooby apparently this is the fastest web framework for java
I mean why does it have to be java is the real question
for ploogin
k looking at jooby
it seems a little bit more than I need
ima just try spark
probably
Lol
Ew ploogin
commission ploogin
Commission eew
Yeah imagine getting paid ๐
how much bread?
pro tip
I made 100 today
charge in gbp
xD
For 9 hours of work
for a ploogin frosty?
No lol
nice
i still don't know how to charge for commissions
swear I'm charging so far under
me too
I'm just thinking "what if I Don't do a good job? am I really worth that money?"
so I Just under price a lot
lmao
Bruh, need assistance Piggy? For 5% of the cost I'll evaluate it for you
no
i just charge whatever the requester says ๐คก
no deal
I was not accepted
fat rip
I don't have a passport. used my driver license
oh
also I could've used the centralised id card that we have hhere but couldn't find it at the time
wait what?
4Gbps internet
why?
oracle is giving them away for free
forever
where
it's part of their always free tier
$5 ๐คก
https://blogs.oracle.com/developers/how-to-set-up-and-run-a-really-powerful-free-minecraft-server-in-the-cloud follow this guide
interesting
u don't have to use it for a minecraft server
why would they do that?
u have to verify with cc
cc?
well I assume debit card works as well?
which one?
can I give fake name?
I did
if you're planning on using the vps for anything important though I wouldn't give any fake details
Anyhow Piggy, start charging 15-20 an hour and you'll have a good estimate
I don't think I would ever get a commission again if I charged that
yerah but that would mean you know how much a project will take
or only tell them the price at the end
You're looking in the wrong places then
I usually send a quote once I've started the project
i'd be charging $1000 with my coding skills if i did $15/hour
You'd have to pay the client dkim
lmaoooo
Gottem
commissions ๐
I think we should all just charge insane amounts
lol what why wouldnt you?
tell that to piggy
he removed it
he gives a fuck. I Don't
hmm
ima go play some valorant now ๐คก
this home region thing
what do I chose?
germany sounds best for me but do they have the plan I want there?
where do I see that
cuz i spend a lot of time on my plugins
and other people could probably do it faster
18TB/month I think
Piggy doesn't google, google googles piggy
piggy did u give fake address as well?
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yes blitz but again
if you're using this for something important
don't give any fake details
Debit card works too?
do people actually do commissions in #860006856864169985 ?
I never give fake details
1$ test fee right?
yugi I don't believe it's possible for a site to distinguish between a credit card and debit card
ive done a few of them
disagreed
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i only like doing the small ones in request channels
only commissions i see there is $20-50 for a large plugin
or ones that sound good/ fun
for example there's one there right now for $20 that's a gems plugin
Sounds amazing
not going to have this conversation again
if you want read above
u looking at the wrong times then ๐
Better than my current vps
yea scholtes pretty sure people do the request paids
eh im barely active here
tf dude he is a genius engineerer
he learnt great amount of aerospace and engineering in a short time
he has got 150 iq bro
In the negatives yes
who?
he has 180+ dont he?
he literally ripped his wallet just for science
Why not?
i mean he is Smart
You may see a small, temporary charge on your payment method.
so doesn't need to happen
All hail daddy musk is what I'm hearing
and if he is 215 he wont be as chill as he is
lower the iq the better right?
yeah
omg i have 137 i think
Lmao Piggy, yes
i have 180 iq sit down
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
if you have 180 iq you wont be here trust me
imagine having anything less than 180 lol
Why such negativity
yes there is a direct correlation between how much people talk about iq, and their online tested iq
its not negativity
i am here
u have 90 to be that greedy
you guys are underestimating iq
not greedy what the word
You can't still be tarded with a high iq
Anyone caring about iq has a doo doo brain
using iq as a measure for smartness and boasting about it is so stupid
stfu
^ (but for what it's worth mine is really high)
no not boasting about it
Johnny has 90-
no cap
but if you have a higher iq you would be off for more creative things
Holy shit you got me dude
ye ikr
like what
i think that is cap
oh shit ur right
like you should be in mensa first
yes mensa
Nasa is dodo, SpaceX is yeye
Did an iq test a few weeks ago as a challenge, got 7 so come at me bruh
you should be admitted to mensa before you even know
a meaningful organisation
mensa the smart people circlejerk
and you would be learning everything like so easily and be making great structures already or improving existing science
https://www.mensa.org.uk/workout i got 100% on this the other day coincidentally enough
that's true, i am doing that
honestly iq is such a stupid measurement for intelligence compared to deez
or make poems or articles if you have like super high iq
deez what
I'm gonna measure your skulls next
Uh oh
i assure you most articles out there are written by people with room temperature iq at most
not articles
but
research paper
i've written many articles, for example https://wiki.bristermitten.me/why-IQ-is-stupid
deez what Sir.
:what:
Another uh oh
brrr
:trollface:
nice one
...
my mom Candice died today :sad:
L
i have made quantum mechanics articles that redirect you to rickroll too
so i have 696969696 iq now
YES
impossible only 6ix9ine has that
L
lel
1738
for what
yeah
Escort service
its free there
xD
if they don't refund it in a couple days definitely should look into that
got my driving test next week
4 wheel'd car
i aint gonna buy a car just for me to fail the test
bro scholtes i hope u got high iq as itll allow u to pass the test easily !!!
noonono
its legitimate this time
I mean you're gonna pass it eventually might as well get a car
its a legit site that tests iq above 180
how do i take this test
im poor
:perfect:
and im going to the army next year anyway i wont need a car
Get a job
im gonna learn driving next week
manual with clutch
yes
i dont think it will be able to measure mine
I'm going to try one more time ...
im doing manual as well
yeah manual is fun
it can be hard
๐ look what i have ๐
as far as i know even starting the car takes shit ton of effort
parallel parking on a hill in reverse using the clutch is the bane of my existence
quickly hop over to the netherlands to take ur test
idk
that almost sounds too hard
the clutch has a lot of pressure as far as i know
the only difficult thing is going from stopping to moving on a hill
and its hard to control rpm?
nah
once it hits 2k i move the gear up
have to get your engine to 2k+ rpm in normal slopes
before starting it
oh
so extreme slopes you start with gear 2?
no lol
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R.I.S
i wonder what happens if you just start with gear 3
as far as i know it will not start because
higher gear has less power per rotation
oh Ic
and changing gear seems almost impossible for me
Do you not shift by the sound of the car lol
import { you are beutifil } from 'Blitz';
You deaf or what
idk i mean i dont have a car yet
im just randomly watching vids online
about manual
How old are you
18
and im about to take driving course
with like tutorial car
rather than my own car
u want some?
I need to finish my license but I can't be fucked
cars here are so freakin expensive
omg
You're 10, no wonder
I think it was the wrong zip code lmao
lol
Fucking L
i have legs rn
I won a bicycle today
F i will stop great Sir. :sad:
Not even joking
a good one?
Yeah
how muich $?
congrats
One that will be tailored to my size in fact
import { you are beutifil } from 'Blitz';
im thinking of buying tanks once i get enough money
Idk how much it would cost regularly
road or mountain bike
Get a tiger
regular City bike I think
iirc tigers are limited models rn
panther is like most expensive model in the world
cost more than a normal lamborghini
yeah it as the wrong ZIP CODE... it verifies it with the bank... Now lets hope I get my 3$ back
lmao
t34 was mass produced so its very cheap
Blitz, you are so nice. I love you โค๏ธ
I love myself too
๐
u dont love urself?
I do
can i help :sad:
I hate oracle tho
just ignore me please lmao
I don't love you either Blitz, it's alright
oh, ok Sir. ๐ฅ
i hate myself
I just type everything I Think
by nf
dont, hate urself
objective added,stop hating myself
difficulty:hardcore
ty โค๏ธ
๐คฆโโ๏ธ
i have solution
Love yourself not hate yourself
cant rn
@eternal apex on stripe, where do I verify again?
illegal state error
public class me{
void eat(){}
void shit(){}
void sleep(){}
void recycle(){}
}
can't find it anymore. maybe I am verified? xD
That's life yup
Blitz
import { life, hate } from 'Human/WanderingPalace';
if (life == true){
hate = false
}
else{
die()
}
You listening to my playlist?
class me : Human{
void havefun = 1;
public ~me(){
}
}
Not home, what's your thoughts on Brighter than gold
Waiting on meh pizza
Disgusting
Disgusting
have you ever heard of "pure functions"
u dont like js?
yeah
think I've only listened to it once since i Just shuffle it a lot but its pretty good
but i suck at cpp
๐ฅธ
forgot about it all
Naturally
pure abstract function exists in c++
not the same thing
i love java related things from javascript to c++
Guys if you are bored, why not check
https://putin.tf/ and watch some putin??
If you are bored why not check https://wiki.bristermitten.me and learn whatever language comes up
putin fighting bear is cap
What if not a coder? ๐ค
bruh pure and impure functions are just functions with return and without return type
Learn Simon
Become one
Not true
Well i am more into art, thanks ๐ฎโ๐จ
your loss
๐ ๐
jesus christ
Well i am just figuring out collage py classes, it never fits in my brain
i would just learn assembly rather than the alien language above
No you wouldn't
dat files are cool
But i just cant.
Uhh binary file
import { life, hate } from 'Human/WanderingPalace';
const die(painfully, notPainfully){
painfully = {
loop(
wait(1000)
damage(10)
)
}
notPainfully = {
die = true
}
}
if (hate = true){
hate = false
}
else{
die(painyfully)
}
if (hate = false){
die(notPainfully)
}
Ok and
https://www.wikihow.com/Edit-a-Dat-File
idk does not seem binary to me
deep
yes... indeed
cp1252
?
Windows encoding
ohh
such for linux is utf8
Rich ppl moment.
oh yes
but to buy shit software with good amount of money
thats just dumping money into sea
All the vloggers use mac to edit(famous ones)
lol
Just flex.
literally they just have a mac in their background no matter what
macbook or air pod idk whats that calle
called
air book
lmao
oh yes
and they are just gonna make the model number so long
macbook pro xs max abc x ae 12
And the apple series watch and pods
i hate apple watches and pods
dat is just a file extension
no
That's not how files work
already killed enough brain cells with winapi
file extensions are pretty much useless, apart from marking what program runs when you double click the file
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isnt that useful for serialization tho
cuz you can literally store classes inside
what
idk
alr
You can store literally any sequence of 1s and 0s in any file no matter what the file extension is
???
conventionally .txt means plaintext but you can store anything in any file
i mean its still a file type lmao
its all about what the content is inside of the file
im so confused rn
I could rename a .jar to a .png and as long as I actually run it with java, it'll still work
^
so like you ignore file type when you are streaming from files
because the code can automatically recognize it?
No
It generally can't automatically recognise it
But you would know what type of file you're loading
like everything is just data
but data with different name
like jar is literally zip
Mhm
pretty much
makes sense
Yeah it's pretty much just conventions
also nice astolfo pfp
thank you
you are welcome
file extensions are indeed useless
when I'm making a custom extension idk what to make it
like
"some-random-cache.somerandomcache"? ???
good name
.
e
no extension needed
custom file extension ๐ค
Sum it up
myfile.hax
totally-an.exploit
you the type of person that would ask discord to add light mode back if it got removed

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lol no light mode sucks
im not a big bts fan but their new song is absolutely garbage
never listened to a bts song in my life, never will
good for you lol
you the type of person that would defend justin bieber
๐
what did justin bieber do to you lol
you the type of person to lie when he says "lol no light mode sucks"
I use IRC clients that have dark mode
I use dark mode
and then the song went downhill
here goes some advice i found, say it with me scream it loud. i am 10 feet at the cemetary
:trollface:
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bruh
no we're not speaking about him
its a good song
Hi guys, do you know some cool, not overused (like xyz) TLD's < $10 for personal website? (and not classic domains like com & net)
just use .me
if you want personal
if you have a student pack, github gives one for free I Think
like 1 or 2 years or whatever
also since its personal, go for something personal. don't ask others for name ideas
oh wait you just asked for TLDs nvm
excuse me please. I am known to be very dumb
but I'd personally recommend .me for personal websites anyways
(even tho I did the dumb thing and got a .com)
well not really that dumb
prices are same
or similar
Ooooo thank you Blitz
Didn't know that
w com is problem that every domain what I want is registered already
yeah. anyways personal is probably better to have .me
Being student is cool, so much benefits
lol
Free Word ๐
How much cheaper? Where?
60% cheaper
my college supply me with ALL the adobe software ๐
nice
Um, what this means?
doesn't look like its required tho
@timber shore FastLogin
lol I found this scam site (trackmaniacz.aspone.cz)
and aspone.cz is hosting lol
10/10 phishing site
looks legit to me
yes ik but its funny that its subdomain that owns hosting
What if it's some school project where the guy made some form
10,000 coppers!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe they offer a free subdomain
@queen jewel
?
Where do you live?
Qatar
Arent from from india?
My nationality is Indian
During winter or smth
My family is settled in qatar
ah
I found out a few days ago that we have +2/+3
the daylight saving bs
Ye
That confuses the hell out of me
Ic
Do you just like move your clocks up forward randomly during summer?
you move one hour forward at one point in the year and one hour backward at another point
October and march iirc
Why exactly is that done?
it's all just a big scheme to get you to not change your car clock
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Idk tbh, equinox
The idea to manipulate clocks was first proposed in 1784 by Benjamin Franklin. In a letter to the editor of The Journal of Paris, the American inventor and politician jokingly suggested it as a way to economize candle usage. However, in 1895, New Zealand entomologist and astronomer George Hudson seriously proposed the idea moving the clocks two hours every spring to the Wellington Philosophical Society, driven by his desire to have extra time to devote to collecting and examining insects. Though the idea did receive some serious consideration in 1907 when British resident William Willett presented it as a way to save energy, it was never implemented. The German Empire and Austria-Hungary organized the first nationwide implementation starting on April 30, 1916. Many countries have used it at various times since then, particularly since the 1970s energy crisis. DST is generally not observed near the equator, where sunrise and sunset times do not vary enough to justify it. Some countries observe it only in some regions; for example, parts of Australia observe it, while other parts do not, and the United States observes it, except Arizona (excepting Navajo Tribal lands, who conform to the national practice), and Hawaii, which do not. Only a minority of the world's population uses DST; Asia and Africa generally do not observe it.
so to "save energy"
How does that work lmao
i think the idea is that you're awake earlier when there's natural light
and then you go to bed when it's dark
so they tried to shift the time so you go to bed at the same time, but it's always kinda roughly dark
basically ur getting more daylight time with DST
it doesn't actually work tho
and it's just really annoying
which is why I hope we abolish it Arizona-style
Unless you are china and decide that an entire continent should have one timezone
Why not get out of the system now?
Why are they still hurting everyone with this bs xD
communism!
uh try getting anything done by american politicians lmao
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theyre both 11, so theyre the same time right?
"Good morning son! The sun is setting! Time to head to school!"
yes let's all use unix time
exactly
๐
What always confuses me at this 12h clock is 12 pm / am
Or you can be cool and use military
no thanks
aka the best format
Had to contact EA support today
Surprisingly good support actually
Fast, pleasant and helpful
My general experience with corporate support is tickets through emails or a thread of sorts (this was live chat) followed by "We'll move your ticket to the This and That Department" over and over
This minecraft update is nice, you can now use rods on cats
CUTIE
they arent too used to toys but looks like he likes this one xd
gaby hand reveal
military aka rest of the world time
๐
Piggy accidentally released
Hello
I wanna ask
Do cloudflare pro (without spectrum) is worth it?
It says it has ddos mitigation
All tcp, udp protocol
no
Why?
why do you need it is the question
yes, and i'm asking you the what is the reason why it's not worth it?
Why do you need it? your running a minecraft server
For the vps protection too, DDoS Mitigation
And other things?
Hosting companies offer ddos protection
I already have ddos protection, but i don't have ddos mitigation
I mean personally I wouldnt say its needed unless you run into issues
where your being ddosed and shit
I'm being ddosed right now
That's why i asked
ah
can you confirm its a ddos attack and not hosting issues?
what hosting do you use?
have you setup ddos protection correctly?
Cloudflare does NOT have TCP/UDP protection by default. Spectrum/BYOIP is how you would protect ports. By default Cloudflare only covers HTTP(S).
Consumer pricing for Spectrum is expensive too and you wouldn't have enough traffic or money for enterprise.
Phone trccomendations?
tcpshield
ohh
shit
https://tcpshield.com/ they say bigname servers use it
Can vouch
yeah I've heard even playsurvivalfree.server.pro uses it
why is everyone dead? Did I Miss a zombie invasion or something?
Yes
@waxen wave did he poop?๐
@umbral depot don't bump your post
What's the cheapest host out there?!? Doesn't even need to be good. Something like 512MB for $0.50/m would be what I want, lmao
let me introduce you to oracle cloud https://cloud.oracle.com/free
Google cloud also has a free forever tier
if you're able to make an account that is..
they literally just sent me an email saying there's nothing they can do ... xD
I can't exactly give ccess tot hat
Can you give access to them feet pics tho?
You disgust me
:happy:
wanna join my cult?
I'm trying to become the most people to ever existed. well actually am. just want you to join since I Know you hate me too
and I meant to say persomn
not people
but ok
person*
I'm going to quit life now
bye
Mk
btw yugi and master of fish have already joined the cult
And what are the benefits of joining the cult, do I get a cool tshirt
nah. you just get to hhate me even more
and let me know how hated I am
oh I have joined the cult as well btw
I wanna join!!
welcome to the cult pulse
Yes
I should probably get all of you to sign a piece of paper and then forge your signatures
Lol
also don't tell cube but I Might use this cult to take over helpchat. I just need it to grow a bit more
Blitz, do you seriously have that much time
time for what?
Creating a cult
well the interesting part is I have to do absolutely nothing. people just hate me by default. I was born with negative score
and it keeps going down every second I breath
when I hold my breath tho it just says there
doesn't move at all
Credit karma
Blitz, when was the last time you went for a walk
Does grass exist
Hi guys, what do you think is better for block break (KBFFA)?
Classic Minecraft breaking animation - 
changing blocks like sandstone --> redstone block 
what's KBFFA?
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Sistema operativo:
ain't gpnna watch a 2 hour long video xD
oh KnockbackFFA
yes
just skip to random part and u will see
just pvp but with kb stick and other items such as ender pearl
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ew
bruhz what
Whatโs this grass you speak of
Is that some next gen game
Yea must be
@mellow zinc https://youtu.be/w5h4yJ-BpL4
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@stoic harbor
they're gone
oh damn HC has 38 boosts?
that's carzy
oh wait
its still the 3 months from discord
xD
wdym?
So many people came out of nowhere and started boosting ๐
nah
it was just the 3 months freee
from epic games
that's why
my brother has 2 boosts in here as well bcz I gave him mine
since I couldn't use them
never played
Youโre older than me how can that be
I live in Romania?
never had a console like nintendo, xbox, ps, etc.
itโs a computer game
Damn what a grinder 
so yeah
And now youโre here
my first game was minecraft
Trusted in helpchat
yeah
Everybodyโs dream
Since you got trusted?
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well its been going downhill ever since I Joined this discord server
I lose reputation every single minute
I am also currently one of the most hated person in this server. actually in the world
there's even a cult around that now
woah where do I sign up?!?
you're already signed up
everyone is by default
you can only sign out
and very few want to do that
Create released v0.3.2 and DAMN is it something
Like this is the options menu they added
@trim raft I hope you don't hate me even more now xD
I was just joking. was going to drag you in with us
but u left
That's kinda creepy man
yo that's sick
Did u code that andreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Loooks hella lit, have to try it ๐
Full changelog (It's quite long) https://github.com/Creators-of-Create/Create/wiki/0.3.2
I hate you

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yes ๐ณ it is I