off-topic

[wary willow]

welp time to find a server to play alone on

[normal sable]

The "nether" was a 10x10 box

[wary willow]

yeah

not even mineplex is working

[normal sable]

It's a sign

[wary willow]

tho according to their website its online

[normal sable]

||valorant||

[wary willow]

with 800 players

First of all, my FPS in cs:go suck

what do you think they'll be in valorant?

[normal sable]

Valorant can run on a sheet of paper

You'll be fine

[wary willow]

second of all, I'd have to wait another 200 hours to just download it

third of all, I would suck and would not be fun

so no

[normal sable]

Okok

But you gotta give it a shot at some point

[wary willow]

I won't

[normal sable]

🥲

[wary willow]

I'd rather play vanilla survival alone than valorant

smh

[normal sable]

Ok now you're pushing it

[wary willow]

well not really

bcz I literally started a hardcore world

[normal sable]

How's it going

Did you get netherite yet

[wary willow]

yeah

[normal sable]

Damn okay

[queen jewel]

Blitz spawns with it

[wary willow]

yeah. they just gave me 200 blocks of netherite for no reason

[normal sable]

Yugi

[wary willow]

just luck

[queen jewel]

xD

[normal sable]

Yeah Blitz is an alpha so I wouldn't be surprised

[wary willow]

wtf is this fps drops in 1.17

20 fps while with 1.16 I would get up to 100+

back to 1.16 I go

lmao... I just typed Hypixel in google and first suggestion was Why is hypixel shutting down 2021

[normal sable]

Didn't you hear?

I threatened them and they shut down

[wary willow]

no. bcz its not shutting down. read their main page smh https://hypixel.net/

[normal sable]

Read what I typed though

[wary willow]

I Don't want to

[normal sable]

Okay sir 🙇‍♂️

[wary willow]

wait they are actually getting DDOSed

well their host

[regal juniper]

Correct.

[normal sable]

Yeah, weren't you the one that told me to read the main page? lmao

[wary willow]

well I'm reading it rn as well

smh

[normal sable]

ok

smh

[regal juniper]

I think it's pretty cool how they have their server under a translation system that people can contribute to.

[normal sable]

Do you speak more than one language Waffle?

[regal juniper]

I used to speak french when I was younger, not so much anymore.

I also know bits and pieces of Spanish.

[normal sable]

Ah that's cool

[wary willow]

I speak 7 languages

[young temple]

Um: #chat-reaction message

[normal sable]

Name them

[regal juniper]

Removed, ty.

[wary willow]

did u ban em?

[normal sable]

||I wanted skins though ||

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[wary willow]

alr. I'll DM you

[sullen sorrel]

was it the steam scam thing or smth?

[wary willow]

ye

it worked. I got remence's money

oh wait

[normal sable]

No you asked for $100

I guess it didn't go thru yet

[wary willow]

yeah it didn't refresh yet

[normal sable]

Where's my skin tho

[wary willow]

gimme few hours.

[normal sable]

Okay

[wary willow]

there we go

get scammed kid

hahaha. get shit on

I got your money and there's nothing you can do

[normal sable]

But you said you would give it back to me

This can't be

[wary willow]

and you believed me.

I'm rich. you're poore

poor*

[normal sable]

But ur trusted so I had no other choice than to trust you

[stark rapids]

http://discord.gift/WawfahM5fjnTxjbUxrPZsNgC

[wary willow]

do u guys have your real name for your paypal account?

[stark rapids]

Boiz be fast

[wary willow]

fast?

its gone xD

its' been gone

before u even posted

[stark rapids]

864 hours to go

[wary willow]

its called self bots

or maybe u claimed it

we'll never know

[normal sable]

yep

[stark rapids]

Its a broken gift

[wary willow]

discord.gift/asfasfasfa

[stark rapids]

I am just sharing cuz i received it from someone

[normal sable]

Is that a bad thing blitz

I don't think it matters too much, right..?

[wary willow]

I think they require your real name

anyways

[normal sable]

Ah

[wary willow]

I have it as well

they don't let you change it

unless you provide photo fo ID

of*

[normal sable]

I mean we're under 18 right

aren't u 17

[wary willow]

??

[sullen sorrel]

wdym

[wary willow]

I'm 19

[normal sable]

No way

Ohhhhh

OHHHHHH

Ok ur 19

Then who's 17

[wary willow]

it doesn't let you use nickname instead of fullname tho

which I think its kinda trash

[normal sable]

rip

[sullen sorrel]

there should be an alternative to paypal where you can set a nickname 🥺

[wary willow]

its not enough they got my address and phone number and name stored, they need to show it to others as well

xD

[sullen sorrel]

wait they share your address?

[wary willow]

nope

just the name

[sullen sorrel]

phew

[wary willow]

lmao

yeah they wouldn't live if they shared that much

actually they would

[sullen sorrel]

my names already on the public internet

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wary willow]

like facebook leaked phone numbers

and all that shit

and still exists

[wary willow]

same. I don't really care. just saying, some might not like that

tho if you set it to your nikname when you make the account, you're fine

[sullen sorrel]

but wouldn't that be illegal

since you're supposed to put legal name

[velvet crescent]

You do realize paypal should be using your fullname and surname right?

[sullen sorrel]

yes

which is y im asking how u set a nickname

[wary willow]

I don't care lmao. just saying

[sullen sorrel]

oof

[eternal apex]

just use stripe

u can use business name

mine is PiggyPiglet

[sullen sorrel]

O

btw piggy

how can u avoid your name on the internet if some websites require it?

[eternal apex]

what website

[sullen sorrel]

i dont remember exactly, but i remember some websites require ur full name which they display

i think

but in that case what would you do

[eternal apex]

if it's not government or finance just lie

[young mortar]

wait is stripe a good replacement for paypal

also you can get a business paypal account btw

[eternal apex]

stripe is for selling only

[wary willow]

Well its less countries

[sullen sorrel]

O

[young mortar]

yeah like I mean as a minecraft plugin developer or smoething

[sullen sorrel]

wait

yea

[eternal apex]

yes stripe works perfectly

I use it for commissions

[young mortar]

is it a good way to charge for services rendered

oh okay

no fees?

[eternal apex]

no fees for me

[sullen sorrel]

but most clients would have paypal

[young mortar]

is it cause you're cool

[eternal apex]

for the first $1000

[sullen sorrel]

wait

[young mortar]

ahhh

[sullen sorrel]

u said stripe is for selling

then what about receiving money?

[young mortar]

yeah selling your work

for money paid to you

[eternal apex]

you can't pay with stripe

[sullen sorrel]

but then where does the money go?

[young mortar]

you don't pay money to others through stripe

[eternal apex]

it doesn't have a transferrable balance

[young mortar]

they accept paypal or credit cards

[sullen sorrel]

ohh

[eternal apex]

it has a balance which you can pay out to your bank account

[lament ember]

Stripe is a payment gateway, not a bank lol

[eternal apex]

but you can't transfer that balance to another stripe account

[sullen sorrel]

so if a client accepts paypal, i can still use stripe?

[young mortar]

clients don't "accept" anything

[eternal apex]

wat

[young mortar]

clients can use paypal to pay you through stripe I'm pretty sure

[sullen sorrel]

oh wait

[eternal apex]

no

[sullen sorrel]

clients pay me

not me pay client

oops

[eternal apex]

you couldn't pay from your paypal balance through stripe

[young mortar]

what why don't they add that

[lament ember]

no but most people don't use their paypal balance anyway

[young mortar]

they'd usurp paypal for like every scenario

[lament ember]

you think paypal is gonna allow that?

[lament ember]

exactly the reason why paypal wouldn't allow it

[eternal apex]

stripe is usually credit or debit card but they also have a bunch of options for local gateways

like bank transfers and shit

[young mortar]

you can use paypal to pay for a bunch of stuff

[eternal apex]

and popular local payment methods

[young mortar]

and it'd still go through paypal

[lament ember]

yeah but Stripe is a competitor

[young mortar]

i use paypal on steam, youtube

[eternal apex]

for the client, stripe is equivalent to paypal if you were buying through paypal without a paypal account

so basically no balance

[young mortar]

yeah but what if it's some kid with no credit card or anything

oh can you use bank

[eternal apex]

well it depends on local methods

[lament ember]

Steam isn't a competing payment gateway that could destroy your business

YouTube isn't either

[eternal apex]

and if it's some kid with no credit card or anything

how are they using paypal

[wary willow]

@sullen sorrel fun fact btw. some apps can require you to share birthday and other shit like that (including address) so be careful when u accept those

[young mortar]

their mom puts their allowance in their paypal account

[queen jewel]

https://youtu.be/-YyUyXEcnSs

[eternal apex]

sounds illegal

[young mortar]

well yeah

that doesn't mean they won't pay for a minecraft plugin now does it

[eternal apex]

that's the major benefit of stripe over paypal imo

minors can use stripe legally

[young mortar]

ohh I see

[sullen sorrel]

alr

[wary willow]

you can see

what apps can see what

in settings

[velvet crescent]

You aren't 15 anymore, why do you not just use your real name so you don't encounter issues down the line

[eternal apex]

what issues

[wary willow]

I do.

that's what I'm saying

I Don't care what others do xD

[eternal apex]

another thing with stripe though is you have to send in id from the start

[velvet crescent]

Well if we take paypal for example, you're required to have the account name and surname as your actual details, and not something random

[eternal apex]

but that's not a problem because the reason most people don't send id in the first place is because they're underage

[light scaffold]

😅

[young mortar]

wait sorry wdym

you have to send id to prove your age but it allows minors who don't have an id?

[eternal apex]

minors have id

everyone has id

[young mortar]

school id?

[eternal apex]

birth certificate is probably preferable

or passport

[young mortar]

oh I see

[wary willow]

don't u get your id at 14?

[young mortar]

16

in america at least

[light scaffold]

id is a very general term, it can be anything

[young mortar]

your drivers license

[wary willow]

yeah

[young mortar]

is what most americans think when you say "id"

[eternal apex]

yeah we don't have like a centralized id card lol

[wary willow]

true

[wary willow]

we do. and we get it at 14.

[young mortar]

i guess I probably had a middle school like class id at 13 lmao

[eternal apex]

13 is minimum age for stripe (apart from stripe connect custom)

[young mortar]

well that's probably good

you don't want to be doing stuff for 12 year olds anyways

[wary willow]

well that's probably to comply with most internet regulations. most companies have a minimum age required of 13

tho germany sucks and made it 16 or whatever?

poor efefury

[wary willow]

so when you make an account you give them your real name and then you can set in app a "nickname"?

[long summit]

Meanwhile paypal 18+

[young mortar]

yea I'm seriously boutta make a stripe

you did a great promotion piggy lol

[wary willow]

oh wait

[eternal apex]

stripe is a much better platform for selling than paypal

[wary willow]

Romania required you to be 16+ to make discord as well lmao

that I Didn't know

a lot of countries in europe do

[young mortar]

inb4 blitz gets discord banned

[wary willow]

nah

I made it at 17 or something

[young mortar]

now that I think of it, that's probably for the best

[wary willow]

is it?

[eternal apex]

sorta

[young mortar]

all the under 16yo's have been real weirdos

including myself lmao

[eternal apex]

I have a business account so I'm not sure how it is for non business accounts

I think it's the same

[young mortar]

I was admin of multiple gmod servers before I was 15

[eternal apex]

but idk

[wary willow]

I wonder if there's people that go to online school on discord and are underaged xD

[young mortar]

what online schools use discord lmao

my school only used zoom

[eternal apex]

basically there's a section on stripe called "business information"

[wary willow]

yeah I joined december 2019 Star. So that's 17

[young mortar]

ah okay, you're safe

[wary willow]

Ic.

[eternal apex]

and that has my irl name, my australian business number, address, etc

[young mortar]

for now 😎

[wary willow]

well If I Weren't , I Wouldn't have told u guys

lmao

[young mortar]

australian business number

[eternal apex]

then my "account details" just says "PiggyPiglet"

[young mortar]

you'd think efe wouldn't have either but here we are

[wary willow]

well

he didn't

we knew before

the law was introduced

[young mortar]

do I need a real legal business to use stripe

[eternal apex]

no

stripe works for individuals

[young mortar]

okay your mention of australian business number scared me

[eternal apex]

i first signed up for a business to try mitigate my paypal ban

didn't work

still got banned

[young mortar]

paypal is a fickle mistress

[eternal apex]

so when I signed up for stripe decided to just use the number anyway

[wary willow]

hmm. its 300 RON here to start a company. but I Think you need more than just to start it

so I ain't making one lmoaa

[eternal apex]

i went through the process of getting it, might as well use it

[wary willow]

lmao*

[eternal apex]

I'm registered as a sole trader

didn't cost anything

[wary willow]

hmm Idk if that's a thing here.

might be

[eternal apex]

basically stripe has this section called "Public Business Information" (again, not sure if personal accounts have this)

[young mortar]

a sole trader huh

[wary willow]

can you at least update your name after you made the stripe account? xD

[young mortar]

ah a sole proprietorship in the united states

[eternal apex]

yes blitz

[wary willow]

alr

oh wait

I have a stripe account apparently

[eternal apex]

public business information:

[wary willow]

don't remember making it

[eternal apex]

that's the info it shows on invoices

and shit

[wary willow]

ohhh it might have been when I Was looking for an alternative to paypal couple years ago

[sullen sorrel]

https://i.imgur.com/zgt6hMz.png
piggy piglet dox real 100%

[wary willow]

mollie is great if you have a company in my opinion.

[eternal apex]

molly is illegal here

[sullen sorrel]

O

[wary willow]

it is in most parts of the worlds

that's why I said mollie

well let's see what I Did with this account

nothing xD

[young mortar]

time to steal piggy's phone number

[phone]

[wary willow]

wait piggy u sure?

its for individuals as well

[eternal apex]

sure about what

no I've said like 10x idk if it works the same for individuals

[young mortar]

wtf is mollie

[eternal apex]

harmless to try though

[wary willow]

bcz it tells me to activate my acount and takes me to give details about my business

oh Ic

yeah

[eternal apex]

can u show pic

[wary willow]

mollie.com

[eternal apex]

it should have anoption to skip or something

or set as personal

[wary willow]

check it out. its for business tho

well its literally just an activate account button on the right and takes me here

[eternal apex]

under business type select Individual/Sole proprietor

[eternal apex]

go back to structure

[wary willow]

oh Ic

lmao

yeah

I chose a business type before

[young mortar]

why is there one prompt in not english and the rest are english lmao

[wary willow]

idk

[eternal apex]

shoddy google translate

[wary willow]

its more tho

[eternal apex]

or shoddy stripe translate

[wary willow]

not just one

[eternal apex]

wat

[wary willow]

some are translated, some are not

[eternal apex]

oh

[regal juniper]

Interesting. There's a singular person taking credit for all the attacks happening today.

[eternal apex]

2b2t guys?

[regal juniper]

https://twitter.com/thetalkingbear

[eternal apex]

ah someone was saying 2b2t did it on twitter

[wary willow]

hmmm

[eternal apex]

but I feel like people say that everytime something happens

[wary willow]

btw piggy u still got bad performance on 1.17?

[eternal apex]

idk

haven't tested

I get fine performance in spigot just got bad fps when I joined hypixel once

[wary willow]

oh. I have bad fps in singleplayer

[eternal apex]

waffle it's obviously fake

[wary willow]

like 20 fps

when in 1.16 I get 60+

man that quality video tho

the compression is not visible at all xD

[young mortar]

it's like it's on your own computer!

[long summit]

Twitter butchers video quality so much

[wary willow]

😢

[eternal apex]

?

[young mortar]

yes the proper format

[wary willow]

no its not

[young mortar]

mwahahahah

[light scaffold]

What a loser

[wary willow]

oh boy

it requires a support phone number

a *customer support phone number xD

[young mortar]

yeah pig just put in all zeroes

try that

[wary willow]

that's what I did

xD

[young mortar]

stonks

[wary willow]

it checks it for personal phone number lmao

not for customer support one

tho

[young mortar]

well yeah they probably want a way to contact you and verify you

[wary willow]

oh Ic

that makes sense

well now I have a stripe account. I'm going to be rich

[eternal apex]

send a test invoice to ur own email to make sure it doesn't show anything u don't want it to

[young mortar]

im finna have one as soon as I get back from doing HR paperwork

[wary willow]

oh true. ty

[eternal apex]

and also send in id

[young mortar]

plus I have seen the efficacy of Jenkins since my work uses it and I am going to set it up on my own box

[eternal apex]

if u haven't already

[young mortar]

plus all the other ones are Docker-based and I'm not smart enough for that

[wary willow]

oh where do I send it?

[eternal apex]

idk

[wary willow]

lmao

[young mortar]

hey what's a good subdomain for reposilite

[eternal apex]

https://repo.piggypiglet.me

[young mortar]

oooh Pig\'s repo

alright bet dude

[fallow crow]

https://wiki.bristermitten.me/

[eternal apex]

https://dashboard.stripe.com/settings/documents

@wary willow

I think

[young mortar]

This guide talks about

[fallow crow]

🤡

ur-mum.starmi.sm

[eternal apex]

star what domain did u buy

[young mortar]

shutup you're gonna make me cry

starmism.me

[fallow crow]

🥲

starmis.me

[young mortar]

all I wanted was starmi.sm but San Marino charges upwards of $400 for a domain

[fallow crow]

ahahah

rip

[mellow zinc]

atleast u have the option

[eternal apex]

I think cube temporarily moved to austria to register helpch.at

[mellow zinc]

.er Eritrea dont even allow u to buy a domain

[young mortar]

awe sheeee

why are domain hacks so hard to get

we need to take TLD control away from countries

[eternal apex]

yes

no

what we need

[young mortar]

what benefit does giving San Marino access to .sm give them

[eternal apex]

is for google to stop being selfish bastards and open up .meme to the public

[mellow zinc]

tuvalu would be so poor without .tv

[eternal apex]

imagine paying hundreds of thousands to register a tld and not even letting people use it

[queen jewel]

Starmi.me

[young mortar]

exactly

[young mortar]

no I'm not a mime shutup

[queen jewel]

😂

[young mortar]

i already spent my $8 okay there's no going back

[fallow crow]

mime lol

[eternal apex]

star

u could've got it for free

[young mortar]

no I couldn't have

[eternal apex]

.me domains are free for students

[queen jewel]

Github students pack

[young mortar]

I already used my .me domain from Github

you can only use one you see

[queen jewel]

.me and .tech free domains

[eternal apex]

this is what friends are for

[fallow crow]

lmao

[young mortar]

no no I renewed it and got another "code"

but that domain has been tagged as already been used

[eternal apex]

I have definitely borrowed my friends' ids to register .me's

[young mortar]

well yea other .mes

but mine had already been done

[queen jewel]

Whats .at btw?

[eternal apex]

austria

[young mortar]

plus I figure I have a real dev job now so I can afford $8 a y ear

[queen jewel]

Ah

[eternal apex]

real dev job

does python django

keep dreaming

[young mortar]

yes

[queen jewel]

🌞

[fallow crow]

lmao

[queen jewel]

Python bad

[young mortar]

you won't be laughing so hard when I graduate with 3 years of direct development experience

[queen jewel]

Please quit

[eternal apex]

lmao

i've got more than that and I haven't even started school

so get rekt

[queen jewel]

lol

[young mortar]

through an employer?

[mellow zinc]

making minecraft plugins doesnt count 💀

[young mortar]

and did you make any connections that can write you a letter of reccomendation

[queen jewel]

How about working simultaneously for 2 government organizations? 😌

[eternal apex]

careful wording on a cv can overcome the true nature of that

[young mortar]

mhmmm

[queen jewel]

Lmao

[eternal apex]

let me check the wording I used

[young mortar]

trust me I know python sucks, I am one of its biggest opposers, but this job is freaking awesome and super fun

[fallow crow]

sounds like masochism

[young mortar]

and the experience alone is worth the pain

[mellow zinc]

"torture is fun"

[fallow crow]

a whole lot like masochism

[young mortar]

plus the money, cause otherwise I just wouldn't have a job

[queen jewel]

😂

[fallow crow]

essentially a hooker

[young mortar]

I'm tellin ya man, django ain't actually that bad

it's like RoR

[vague walrus]

👀

[young mortar]

obviously I'm not going to be writing anything else in python

[eternal apex]

Notable clients including Scouts Australia (frontend web development), and over 13 internet personalities totalling 42 million subscribers (backend Java development and frontend web development).

[young mortar]

but the whole MVC framework really doesn't require a lot of static type checking and stuff

[queen jewel]

Hooker @Python
- 3 years

[fallow crow]

🤣

[eternal apex]

that was my wording

[young mortar]

what's that

[eternal apex]

on my cv

[mellow zinc]

internet personalities lmfao

[young mortar]

ohh Is ee

yeah wait who are the 13

[eternal apex]

idk whoever gian works for

[mellow zinc]

gianluca 😌

[eternal apex]

lol

[queen jewel]

Youtubers from gian

Lol

[young mortar]

extendedclip
funnycube

[fallow crow]

lmao

[young mortar]

matt

who else who else

[eternal apex]

i just went on gian's website and counted up the subscribers of all the youtubers

idk which ones I've done work for so may aswell include them all

[mellow zinc]

😂

[young mortar]

that's funny

[queen jewel]

😂

[eternal apex]

my cv is a bit of a meme tbh

[queen jewel]

Hi, i've contributed a 1 line change in the jdk, would you be surprised that about 3 billion devices run my hand written code?

[mellow zinc]

LOL

[queen jewel]

🌞

[eternal apex]

I included "entry level culinary skills" with "in depth understanding of OOP design principles"

[mellow zinc]

Conclure can put that on his CV for his README change in gson

[queen jewel]

xD

"Contributor to Google's serialization library GSON"

[mellow zinc]

😌

[eternal apex]

oh so apparently the gson developers don't even like gson

and they want you to use moshi

[mellow zinc]

lol

[eternal apex]

so i'm using moshi from now on

[queen jewel]

What is a cullinary skill?

[fallow crow]

moshi is very nice indeed

[eternal apex]

my grade 10 cooking class I took for 1 semester

[queen jewel]

wow xD

Oh cullinary means cooking?

[eternal apex]

yes

[fallow crow]

ya

[queen jewel]

Ah ok lol

[eternal apex]

I've never actually used this cv

[fallow crow]

oh

🌞

[mellow zinc]

apparently employers barely care about what u put on a cv anymore so

[queen jewel]

Im sure recruiters wont look up the meaning

[eternal apex]

cube actually wrote some of this cv

[fallow crow]

yeah they just want you to come up with a binary tree traversal inverter whatever algorithm you will use like never in your life

[eternal apex]

culinary was one of his rewrites

[queen jewel]

lol

[queen jewel]

😌

[fringe sigil]

so. is NMS no longer a thing?

[eternal apex]

it is still a thing

[fringe sigil]

net.minecraft.network.protocol.game.

[eternal apex]

unfortunately

[fringe sigil]

I badly worded that

are the package names no longer changed per version

[long summit]

Yeah it's no longer versioned

[fringe sigil]

the new naming scheme is pretty neat

[kind sorrel]

well it's just the package names used by mojang

[fringe sigil]

Records in Jdk 16 😮

Has 16 got that smart switch as well

[fallow crow]

i started to question mojang mappings as soon as I saw this Component.nullToEmpty(String) lol

yarn mappings Text.of(String) 😌

[fallow crow]

how smart?

[fringe sigil]

What about instance of

[kind sorrel]

Text sounds wrong to me for components tho

[fringe sigil]

well not smart... case A, B, C ->

forgot what they call it

[fallow crow]

switch expressions? yeah

[fringe sigil]

yeah but the new version..

[kind sorrel]

switch expressions are java 14

[fringe sigil]

Thought they had given it a special name

[kind sorrel]

pattern matching for switch will be a preview feature in java 17

[fringe sigil]

if (obj instanceof String s) {
    // Let pattern matching do the work!
    ...
}

Theres pattern matching for instance of in 16 which is nice

[fallow crow]

yeah that's neat

[kind sorrel]

poor visitor pattern 😦

[fringe sigil]

Did you know languages like rust make you write in a superior way where there is no need for casting?

[misty hazel]

help me please

[fallow crow]

#general-plugins #general-plugins-2

[kind sorrel]

[fallow crow]

idk i don't dislike it

and to some extent I find it makes more sense than "Component" lol

because regardless of the type, it shows and represents some text

[kind sorrel]

it's more than text imo

[fallow crow]

i'mma just say that the mappings craftbukkit uses are a mess regarding components lol

[kind sorrel]

craftbukkit is a mess

:p

[fallow crow]

ChatComponentText, ChatComponentNBT, ChatComponentSelector
I would have expected ChatComponentTranslatable

noooooooooooo

ChatMessage

why the hell

[kind sorrel]

yes

[fallow crow]

also yarn mappings are more complete than mojang's heheh

method parameters and local variables

[queen jewel]

😌 pattern matching

[tawdry apex]

I watched my coworker, a 30 year old software engineer with a degree, google how to read a file’s contents in Java

I love it

[sullen sorrel]

even i know how 😤

i think

[tawdry apex]

There’s like 10 ways

[kind sorrel]

I'd use a library for that!

[sullen sorrel]

🥲

[tawdry apex]

He just used a scanner

[fallow crow]

nah just DIY

put it in a for loop or a while loop and read one byte at a time until it hits EOF

bru lol

[sullen sorrel]

the library: ```java
public class SuperUsefulFileReader {
public static Scanner getReader(String file) {
return new Scanner(new File(file));
}
}

making sure

[tawdry apex]

Everytime the program runs we post this task to an Indian sweatshop where they manually type out the file contents

[fallow crow]

is it really that hard to use nio? literally a single line

[tawdry apex]

And it is returned back to us

[kind sorrel]

nio 😌

[tawdry apex]

You are the one

[light scaffold]

not quite smart casting in java 😌

[fallow crow]

😌 #showcase message

[light scaffold]

classic

[mellow zinc]

@eternal apex https://www.youtube.com/post/UgwrPse4cj7p-B46TRl4AaABCQ 🤨 🤨 🤨

[wary willow]

lmao

I love the

"I'm back."```

[mellow zinc]

lol i didnt even realise today was friday

so he dropped this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHxaXRFvmG8

[wary willow]

o

ah so I'm back is the album name

Ic

I'm very smart.

[kind sorrel]

"smart" casts have their very own issues

[light scaffold]

#showcase message do you see any issues with this approach?

seems pretty reliable to me

[kind sorrel]

the only issue I see is that everything extends an exception and you can't extend something else

[light scaffold]

a small price to pay

oh wait you were shitting on kotlin

sorry

let me amend me response

[light scaffold]

kotlin bad 😌 *

imagine having casting

[kind sorrel]

xD

imagine having types

[light scaffold]

🤨

come to think of it... are there any high level languages that don't have types at all?

[normal sable]

Yeah?

I thought you were the smart one

[light scaffold]

what

[kind sorrel]

I think there's always something you can call a type

as even assembly has a concept of different types

[light scaffold]

yeah

thats what i was thinking

[normal sable]

Java?

[mellow zinc]

[kind sorrel]

[normal sable]

Python?

Shall I continue?

[mellow zinc]

[light scaffold]

are you sure about that

[normal sable]

💯%

[light scaffold]

i think you might be on to something

[normal sable]

See? now you're understanding

[kind sorrel]

yes

[normal sable]

C++

Haskell

Kotlin

Go

Ruby

php

[kind sorrel]

that's not enough!

[light scaffold]

oh my god

dude this is game-changing

[sullen sorrel]

Kotlin superior

[normal sable]

That's it

Only those languages

[kind sorrel]

oh okay

[light scaffold]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🥴 🥶 🤣 💀 😖 🤬 🤨 🤓 😫 🧐 😱 😳 🙄 🤪

[kind sorrel]

r u ok?

[light scaffold]

no

yes*

Kotlin is for children

[stray geyser]

he hasn't been for a year

[normal sable]

Learn php and be a chad

[long summit]

Staff btw

[normal sable]

Just ban him matt

[stray geyser]

Helpful btw OMEGALUL

[kind sorrel]

lmao

[light scaffold]

just expressing my emotions, is that a crime now???????

[mellow zinc]

yes

[light scaffold]

wtf

literally 1984

buff richard nixon doin funny things to a guy 🤭 🤫 😵‍💫 🤧 😼 🤪

😵‍💫

oh my

[mellow zinc]

what in the fuck

😵‍💫

[light scaffold]

A new challenger has arrived

😵‍💫

[mellow zinc]

😵‍💫 🌞 🌚 🌝

[light scaffold]

😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫 😵‍💫

[long summit]

For real though bm, the spam lol

[normal sable]

cmon bm

[light scaffold]

it will not happen again

Not in this server anyway

[normal sable]

bs

just ban him so we can be sure of it

[mellow zinc]

"it will not happen again"

[ripe sail]

wait what is this

[light scaffold]

I will continue to "spam" in servers where my personal views are respected and I have my rights

[ripe sail]

server about

[light scaffold]

Hello sir

[light scaffold]

Haskell and Minecraft

Mostly Haskell

[ripe sail]

oh

[normal sable]

worshiping a paper clip, waffle, cube, and pig

[stray geyser]

left

OMEGALUL

[young mortar]

see now that's something I can get behind

[light scaffold]

guess he couldn't handle it

[normal sable]

clearly

[young mortar]

😉

[fallow crow]

hey Star

[young mortar]

hello

[latent schooner]

okay, can I get opinions on this as a leaderboard?

I feel like its bland, but idk what else to add

[fallow crow]

hey Star

[wary willow]

it looks great man

xD

[wary willow]

add a title.

[latent schooner]

ooh okay

[wary willow]

or something

idk

[latent schooner]

smart yeah

[wary willow]

and maybe color the cards

idk

[latent schooner]

it will be the users' role color

so yes they'll be colored

[wary willow]

oh ok

yeah after the title, it should be ok

[wary willow]

is it per guild leaderboard btw?

if yes, then maybe add the logo fo the guild somewhere at the top as well

[latent schooner]

this bot is just for my server

so well, yes and no?

I plan to make it a global bot later

but for now its just mine

[wary willow]

add the log at the top maybe. maybe in top left and then title on the right of the logo

logo*

or icon

or whatever you call it

[latent schooner]

okay

[wary willow]

or maybe the other way around

you chose

[young mortar]

yo homie

[wary willow]

welp its been over 24 hours of maintainance. that's not a good sign

we ain't playing bedwars any time soon

[young mortar]

the end of hypickle is nigh

time to move to hytale bois

[latent schooner]

👀

that look any good?

I think the font is both bad and great

and I can't tell which

[fallow crow]

:D

[young mortar]

drop shadow por favor

[latent schooner]

how do I do that in illustrator?

I've never used illustrator before designing these things

[young mortar]

i dunno, figure it out lmao

[latent schooner]

._.

[young mortar]

you can probably clone the vector and just turn the opacity way down and move it a little

[latent schooner]

ooh I see how

[wary willow]

o

I still don't like how that text is both on gray and orange part of the background

for some reason it makes me want to die

xD

[latent schooner]

the shadow fixes it I think

atleast imo

[wary willow]

well for you maybe. but for me no

[latent schooner]

fair

[wary willow]

the cards do look better with drop shadow

[latent schooner]

yeah I like 'em

okay time to re-do this in node canvas

this time in less than an hour lmao

[young mortar]

make the XP Leaderboard drop shadow sharper and darker

but the others look good

[latent schooner]

sharper and darker? ok

[wary willow]

yeah the title just makes me want to die

[young mortar]

oh and maybe add some sort of line between the orange and the gray

maybe white

[wary willow]

well that's an exageration

[young mortar]

and maybe move it down behind the first card

and have the title be only on orange

[wary willow]

that's exactly what I Was going to say

make the orange drop behind the first card

[young mortar]

cause then it also adds some depth

[young mortar]

right now it looks extremely flat in the background department

[latent schooner]

mhm, ok

[young mortar]

better, move the orange down and add a separator

also a black outline for the little 4 and 5 at least, possibly the other symbols too

[wary willow]

oh boy @young mortar want to see something funny? I tried adding a photo on my website to one of the projects xD

[young mortar]

adding a photo... on your website... to one of the projects?

like a photo of the project?

[latent schooner]

woah

that exported wrong

lol

[young mortar]

more down

[wary willow]

so u know the list of projects on my website right?

[latent schooner]

it totally exported wrong 1m

[young mortar]

oh yea

[wary willow]

rn its just blank image and lore ipsum

as description

tried to add a test image xd

it went great

[young mortar]

perfectly sized, as all things should be

[wary willow]

lmao

[young mortar]

hey wanna make me a website

[wary willow]

how much u paying for my great work?

[young mortar]

a kiss

https://i.imgur.com/phRHQjd.png

that's my current website lmao

[wary willow]

I'm bad at both webpage design and at making it

[young mortar]

yea same

[wary willow]

I've tried to use flexbox once but then I Just stopped working on it for some reason

[fallow crow]

Add my name on it pls k thx ily

[young mortar]

i need to get my boy laughablerectangle

but he probably costs too much

[wary willow]

add emily and make it redirect to an image of poop

[latent schooner]

lmao did you see my messages earlier about someone sending me that

also try bootstrap studio, its sick

[fallow crow]

Fuck you

[latent schooner]

and free for students

[wary willow]

who's that?

[wary willow]

when?

[young mortar]

laughable -> funny

[latent schooner]

funnycube

[young mortar]

rectangle -> cube

[latent schooner]

obviously

except you're doing it wrong

its hilarioussquare

[young mortar]

hmmm okay bootstrap is v nice, I have to say

[wary willow]

Ic. very smart joke. I'm way to dumb for that

[latent schooner]

hilarioussquare
funnycube
laughablerectangle

[wary willow]

I'm thinking of starting this whole website from the beginning

hmm this boostrap studio program looks interesting

@young mortar is your website hosted on github pages?

[young mortar]

noop

my own VPS

[wary willow]

oh.

[young mortar]

which I plan on setting up jenkins and reposilite on 🙂

[wary willow]

is it at least on github?

[young mortar]

well right now it's a .html file I wrote in 8 seconds in vim

[wary willow]

well make a repo for it

bcz I'm actually going to try

to do something

xD

[young mortar]

or do you mean my other website that I stole from github lmao

oh? lmao

[wary willow]

nah your personal one

I'm very bored and I really don't feel like starting over with mine. will make me even sadder

[young mortar]

aww I kinda like yours

[wary willow]

yeah but its not responsive at all

well it is

actually a bit

[young mortar]

haha

[wary willow]

I guess I Could try and work with what I have

hmm if only Sublime text had a Live Server package or something like that

oh wait

[young mortar]

VSC does iirc

[wary willow]

it might have

yeah VSC does. but I want to stick with sublime

well at least on windows it was way faster

even to open, vsc was taking almost as much as IJ

[young mortar]

are you on an ssd?

like I've never had problems opening vsc

[wary willow]

but seems like sublime text actually has something like that

nope

hdd

its a 5 years old laptop

I think it either turns 5 or 6 in a couple months

[young mortar]

you should rip out the HDD and install an SSD

that's like the perfect speed upgrade

[wary willow]

its too expensive for me rn.

but yeah I have planned that

but at the same time I'm thinking

[young mortar]

SSD is like, $80 or something

[wary willow]

where?

is it 1TB?

[young mortar]

well no

even I don't have a 1TB ssd

[wary willow]

... I need it

Even with 1tb I had to restart windows every 2 years

[young mortar]

https://www.amazon.com/Crucial-MX500-NAND-SATA-Internal/dp/B078211KBB/ref=sr_1_4?dchild=1&keywords=1TB+ssd&qid=1624042979&sr=8-4

[young mortar]

i restart windows like every 6 months lmao

[wary willow]

you don't understand how many things I did and randomly do. I used to work in blender just bcz I Was bored

[young mortar]

this is why I need to do gentoo

[wary willow]

gentoo?

[young mortar]

linux distro

[wary willow]

hmm

[young mortar]

need to get it setup so I can get rid of windows lmao

[wary willow]

oh

[fallow crow]

@young mortar My req is fine?

[wary willow]

what's so great about gentoo?

[fallow crow]

Hey Blitz

[wary willow]

hello

[fallow crow]

Is my req are fine?

[wary willow]

what req?

[fallow crow]

#849215409295196180

[wary willow]

oh #849215409295196180

well imo it is absoultelly fine

I need a friend as well

but idk if the rules allow it

[fallow crow]

Let's be friend

[young mortar]

you compile everything yourself and get to set USE flags

[wary willow]

idk what use flags are so idk xD

[young mortar]

it lets you easily exclude or include parts of binaries

like for instance ARM64 support

[wary willow]

Ic

[young mortar]

I will never need that on my intel cpu

so you can remove it

[fallow crow]

I wonder what will happened to be a friend with Handsome Squidward

[young mortar]

most binaries in most distros have like every feature enabled for maximum compatability

[wary willow]

u'll probably regret it

he sucks

[fallow crow]

Most shiny squidward in here

[wary willow]

oh wait for real?

[young mortar]

blitz did you see that ssd I sent

oh yea

[wary willow]

yeah I did

but yeah rn is not my best time of the year

[young mortar]

I mean the difference is negligible, a few MB like total for the whole system

but it's also fun to compile stuff

[fallow crow]

So... Guys Window 11 coming out... I guess it's still Window 10 with a mask of Window 11

[wary willow]

I have to pay my car insurance soon as well and have quite a bit of money to give back to my brother

[young mortar]

and feel even cooler than arch users 😎

[young mortar]

ah dang

well soon 🙂

[fallow crow]

Linux or Window?

[wary willow]

I do intend to get a job very soon tho. so hopefully then

[wary willow]

linux

[fallow crow]

Why so?

[young mortar]

dude do it!

[wary willow]

well for me it was the fact that 4 updates ago, it just started crashing everything. still does after 4 updates that were supposed to fix it

but that was just the last drop or whatever you want to call it

[young mortar]

windows big bloated

[wary willow]

linux is a lot faster for me

[young mortar]

and spyware mmmm

[wary willow]

oh yeah

[young mortar]

plus you have to setup WSL to get bash

[wary willow]

did u know that windows records your keyboard by default?

you can disable but it does

[young mortar]

yeye

[fallow crow]

Running a Minecraft server in Linux different than Window 11?

[wary willow]

so if you do care about privacy then linux is the way to go. well some distros I Know will try to also get some data

[young mortar]

good luck running a minecraft server on Windows

[wary willow]

you should definetly use servers on linux

every one does it on linux

[young mortar]

cough ubuntu snap packages cough

[fallow crow]

i am using Minecraft Server on Window rn

[wary willow]

if you have it locally

[young mortar]

I mean it's fine for testing

[wary willow]

you should get a VPS

[young mortar]

but as a real server yikes dude

[wary willow]

oh yeah. if its just you and friends type

[fallow crow]

Yeah.. I make Linux as VPS

[wary willow]

then widnows is nice

well not nice

but ok

[fallow crow]

Linux or Arch?

[wary willow]

hmm isn't arch also linux?

[sullen sorrel]

isn't arch linux?

[wary willow]

linux has a lot of distributions. like a lot a lot

[young mortar]

arch is a distro

and not good for servers

mmm rolling release

[wary willow]

I know ubuntu is used in a lot of servers but idk if its the best

I just know its used