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Imagine these nuts across your face ๐
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Helpchat people?
uhh no from this other server
but are u down
smp is so funn
especially with shaders, poggers
Sure why not

I don't know if I should get a dedicated server for this or just use a hosting company
@normal sable ok
wtf kaliber ur fast
Ehhh
wait do only server boosters have option to change nickname?
yes
Yes I spent money on a chat application so I get to change my username ๐ฅฒ

Guys
I just realized something
it's not cool to like
give people free help for plugins
you know
because like
you are robbing people who make it their job to teach people coding
in the market
because they are losing their job
because you are offering their services for free
LOOOOOL
Find a new job 
Porcupine
yes
Ok funny you ain't slick
i'm an austrian economist
Ik that's you on an alt
remence will not play in an smp
?
funny really thinks he has us fooled 
Joesa what do you know about Remence
wait what
@shell shoal what is your opinion on anarcho-capitalism?
he'll join then never touch it again
nono
do you spend time with him every day?
Nothing
this is not funny
He's a weirdo
based based based
this is a sinking ship right here
Do you sleep with him?
๐ณ
that is
Joesa wets his bed at night dreaming of holding Remence's hands LMAO
i dont need to do that
What color are my pants
wtf
regularly
no shot Remence
you never told me about this before you asked me out
remence solos ur verse
I'm sorry you had to know like this
i guess ur his side chick
You good with that?
lemme guess: black shirt 
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Scream remence if you're outside my house
no thanks, don't want to reveal who i am
Do it or else 
trusted user I DEMAND that you speak
no
also im typing delayed because my laptop is so laggy idk why wtf i cant even see if im typing correctly
oh im surprised i didn't make any spelling mistakes ๐
dkim pro typer
@fallow crow https://paste.helpch.at/eqakoqurab.coffeescript
I personally took the time to reply to every single one of your suggestions, feel free to take a read. All the replies are commented out with the # so it makes it easier for you to find them.
But why would you do that
because we arent a service team 

if only I had nitro ๐ฆ
Not worth it 
yep
i need to get general support found a scammer that is trying to get steam passwords from users
where can i get it?
all of the bots from earlier should be banned by now
can i send you the conversation with the guy?
so you can ban him
or i have to go through the bot? xD
Is it this
That would make more sense to be posted on #849215408627253268
Show me some of ur previous work dark but cool
Already posted once
I cant type twice there...
Edit your previous one
Editing wouldn't be much fun for latest ppl to look into it
Its fine i have got 1 to get his thread done its working!
Well then don't do anything but that request-free is not valid
:(
hint of life kids:
Don't put 6 servers with lots of CPU usage into a 300% cpu Shared host
it doesn't work
๐ณ I tried it
anyone know a discord bot that deletes a message if its not in the correct format.
barry can do it but barry is a custom bot
@honest thistle v2 ๐ฅฒ
no it was a joke - i was going to send it before you sent
barry can do it but barry is a custom bot
slow typing + bad pc = delayed message ๐ฉ
iirc carl lets you make scripts, not sure if it can delete messages though
docs: https://docs.carl.gg/
wdym scripts
1 sec
lemme try finding it
found it
@fallow crow
not sure if it works on how you want it though
might have to get a custom bot
alr
LiNaP
I was considering watching an anime, when I saw a review that said
Unfortunately, the plot of PhotoKano is more dry than sands of the beach
๐ฅฒ
Hahah
YO beautiful simps
:concernedtater:
Hi everybody!
Hello everybody!
Dont copy me
that's dkim for ya

he does that
๐
I can see that lol
I'm not wrong tho ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
what if you are?
But what if u are?
@snow quail what are your thoughts on anarcho-capitalism?
ummmmm, english?
okay you're not one of them
Lol what

Uh
Uhh
what can i do for you? ๐
Tbh i was just rying to find people to talk to ๐
Cool!
dkim den 
no
dkim den is forever cursed
good evening
Valorous evening
yo does anyone know a github project where u can loop a video for a certain time frame
for example like 1 hour or something and then download that file
you could use ffmpeg to loop this but i doubt you have it installed
time to crack open windows movie maker!
ffmpeg?
wtf simp image
oof
o
gian go pm nub
github eh?
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Mf down
Thanks for the report @snow solar, they've actually already been banned.
He was just making sure. He can't have any weirdos in helpchat
Thanks for the report @snow solar, they've actually already been banned.
Thanks
Almost time for guys to beg for 1.17 Spigot
Oh boy here it comes the requests to update plugins that perfectly work without needing update
@ cLiP pLeAsE uPdAtE tHiS pErFeCtLy FiNe PlUgIn tO 1.17 aLtHoUgH iT HaSnT bEen UpDaTeD iN 4 yEaRs
fwiw, I have DeluxeMenus ready to go when Spigot API releases. We'll do some testing and push out a dev build.
Correct. I might start pushing test builds for people to try out if for some reason Spigot does actually release today.
is 1.17 out
then what's all the fuss about 1.17
Mojang will releases here in an hour or 2.
oh
But it's all dependent upon Spigot.
is paper doing hard fork now
And Java 16 in general is my bigger concern.
Unsure. There's a possibility that Spigot is switching to Mojang mappings.
lol
Yeah that's the whole reason we have to update this expansion.
But worse comes to worse I just release test builds of the expansion before you review it.
I've had a few people test, it works until they try to reload expansions and then it explodes, and Yugi said he has a fix for that.
@fallow crow
I def did not reconize you at first
Changed your name... Fefo before right?
yeah they were fefo before
Yo Zod! Long time no see!
Ayo!
๐
'twas good seeing you here ngl
Now I'm in LP again
I'm sure Larry will pester Luck until he gives you da role again ๐
@light scaffold what's that tool you used to generate images of code for your java tutorial that we're still all waiting for?
@light scaffold what's that tool you used to generate images of code for your java tutorial that we're still all waiting for?
thanks
yw
Pretty sure it's carbon
https://carbon.now.sh/
but
you're not @light scaffold !
thank god
Sorry!
I'll try to be more mitten from now on
Have you guys ever heard of Haskell?
D:
Yeah it is.
๐
that's the bad language right?
haskell sucks
Yes sir
esPeranto
bingo
lol
Pkotlinrolog hmm
do u know esperanto
fortunately not
i started learning it on duolingo like years ago
KoLangScript#
lmao
ASL
also what the fuck
yet
fun main() = println("but we can start")
idk emilyy
all these europeans get english forced down their throats from day 1
could've been esperanto
but it wasn't 
So esperanto was created by a polish person, it better have "kurwa"
what's kurwa
no
also Putino would be the conversion
Which is the same in Lithuanian
rejoice!
ah that cleared it up
Popular polish word that means whore
that line break really added to the sentence
lol
lmao

Shh i hate typing on phone
hi bm
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Wtf is wrong with you people
@light scaffold
@light scaffold
hhhhhhhhhh
@light scaffold can now confirm that it is indeed carbon
iiiiiiiiii
@light scaffold what's a monad
@light scaffold what's a haskell
Online Courses:
Online courses are also great for learning java. Some websites that offer them are:
- Coursera - Free unless you want a certificate
- PluralSight - Great courses from what I've seen. Mostly Paid
- Udemy - Never used them myself but they seem to all or at least most be paid.
My first ever course was one from Coursera. - I can say it was pretty good at introducing me to the programming world as a whole not just java.
Oracle Docs:
Oracle docs can help a lot at learning and understanding java:
- Start with this,
- Breeze through this (skipping stuff that doesn't seem relevant like bitwise operators),
- Hit this.
They're the first three from this larger thing which you should definitely go through overall. But those three should be enough for slightly better understanding of what is happening here without feeling like a huge time sink.
That one is a small part of this larger site wherein "Essential Java Classes" and "Collections" also have good useful stuff
Other services:
Some other cool services that will help you learn java are:
As you can see there are plenty of good ways to learn as long as you're willing to invest the time. Have fun learning!
A nomad is a member of a people having no permanent abode, and who travel from place to place to find fresh pasture for their livestock

sounds illegal
that's one too many parenthesis for me ๐ฅด
(defn factorial [n]
(reduce * (range 1 (inc n))))
:pepewhy:
Oh god, i was looking at Johnny's repository for the discord buttons and clojure give me so much pain
Clojure good

slimjar > pdm
11 months ago
Hahahahahahahahahah
I told you, a monoid over the category of endofunctors
what would u call a BinaryOperator then brister
type
T, T -> T
bendoverfunctor maybe
funny face
That is an endofunctor, sorta
What is an endofucktor?
and endofuckyou is a binary operator
as suggested by the name
this is obvious stuff matt...
A function that maps to the same type (category)
Functor is a -> b, endofunctor is where a = b
Indeed
yo what do you guys think of pebble host
I have very strong opinions on it
Please do share.
Like lift a 50lb weight strong, or like highschool locker room strong?
Anyone have a moment to assist me in getting jitpack to work with my repo?
Little lost in the dark
No.
in here, have accounts like these been joining?
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/703971000605212732/851596268258066492/Screenshot_20210608_005921_com.discord.jpg
recently ofc, like in the last few days
yes we got raided last night
with those?
o
we got a few dormant bots of those in LP and in Luck's personal discord
did nothing, they were just.. there
for now
yeah i saw those but with "these" I mean these named
ๆทฎ TwIttEr.Com/H0NdE ๅตฃ
ๆฑ twitter.com/h0nde
ๆ twitter.com/h0nde
็ธฌ TWiTTER.com/h0ndE ่ณต
ๅตณ twitter.com/h0nde
่ป twitter.com/h0nde
yea
sus
oh last nights raid was different
yes we have had those users joining
idk if they're related to last night or not
from what I've heard it's not the first time bots with these exact names have raided discords, happened last year
the twitter has nothing interesting
oh well
1.17 PogU
give them a chance
Spigot 1.17 where????? 
in md5's computer :^)
Paper 1.17 where????!?!?!?!?!??!??/

the article I just read said "Based on previous patches, the Minecraft 1.17 update is expected to be coming out at around 3pm BST."
Nah, what's holding them?
mojang has failed us
that doesn't mean it's guaranteed to come out at exactly 3 @fallow crow
All they gotta do is hit the release button
we should all switch to minehraft
lol
I never said it was going come out at 3
no but you were like "wtf its not out yet?"
you're right, it'll come out at 3:59
lol
@normal sable how did u get that banner 
man, I just actually read, and saw that 1.17 doesn't even contain any of the hard to implement features
I was being a bit sarcastic
Discord dmed me and they were like "holy shit ur the famous twitch dude right? here take this exclusive stuff only for you"
And so I was like damn ok
lol
Idk what ur talking about
wow
Kappa so big it's unbelievable
Isn't rather irony than sarcasm
Yep
Only for me
For real though, it's apart of the new about me beta that some people were given access to
I haven't met anyone here with beta access though
where do you even change that 
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ok
If you have access there should be an option under my account settings
ooo
A couple weeks ago
looks slick
but do you have this ๐
i hope all of it aint nitro exclusive
Woahh
nothing happened
change identity?
run it in terminal
smh fake server
im not even going to see what it prints
doesn't make a eula.txt
or server.properties
Damn 
scam
Since when?
does it print something
idk, i got it like a week ago
in console
y
im scared now
Its the 1.17 server
lol
this is actually bannable
no
i bet java -jar has some message to wait until 1.17 spigot actually releases or smth
what java version are you using
there
1.8
no im in class
1.8 ftw
nope
not at all
Hey is there a artist online that I could get some advice from?
I would like someone to look at my logo and give me some feedback.
message me if you can help
dkim u running it on a virtual machine lol
?
no i can just decompile the jar
since i can't run it anyways
and im not going to setup a VM in class
@fallow crow
It appears to be the letter J.
It is also within the avatar guidelines, as you can tell by me being able to see it.
Hope this helps!
im on discord in class ๐
yes
even in online we had to complete assignments by the end of the class period so I couldnt really do anything
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
@fallow crow I'm telling you 100% its the watermarks xD
and please remove that. the admins will probably will if you don't
the good news tho is you probably beat some sort of record
with those dislikes xD
Whilst on the topic (and yes it very much was probably the water marks)
https://i.imgur.com/m4YYV8U.png
I would try and straighten these lines out.
You have a very nice curved line in the background and then these jagged edges.
what the hell
Thank you I will try to fix
why are there so many dislikes
because i suck :(
it basically covers the whole thing
Ok ill resend
I mean the first image is fine w/ them.. the second image it does look like you're trying to showcase the watermark
Watermarks aren't inherently the issue. They're just a bit obnoxious.
Watermarks are meant to be light enough that you can appreciate the art, but hard enough that it's not easy to remove.
Fabric good ๐
why do you have that style of chat emily
because i like it
Same
no shot
ye I was a sweat
go to showcase. Is that better? I have never watermarked something b4 so Idk what im doing
I mean club penguin is still alive
club penguin rewritten ๐ฆ
bro have yall ever played monkey quest
omg that game
was so good
Guess it's time to make a 1.17 server
ye moit
wasnt a really serious player, tried it a few times, shit was dope
damn
you received that ultimate ninja outfit or smth
The black one?
ye
๐คฃ
god damn 1.17 is going to be hot
I can actually see 1.8 users switching, because I was 1.8 before ๐ผ
i mean you can keep as many installations as you want
i won't be completely switching to 1.17 though, probably the same as 1.15 and 1.16 where i just occasionally tried it out, seeing what mojang changed
gotta wait until lunar supports 1.17 :))
you still need JRE 16 to be installed for that :p
but wouldn't lunar install it for me
it uses some other jre
starts with z or something
wat
zulu
Download the industry leading build of OpenJDK, available on Windows, Linux, macOS & Solaris. Millions have downloaded the Azul OpenJDK - join them today.
tf is that lmao
a virus ๐
xD
YO sleeping simps
๐คฎ
?
what about lunar client?
yes.
really?
yeah. its not that common but it can happen
I tried it on a 1.17 snapshot like a week ago
especially if u find the screaming goats or whatever
i thought if u attack them they hit u off
did u try it with the screaming goats tho?
oh idk lol
no shot
it added like 10 fps to my 15 fps
I get around 30 fps with lunar and optifine
but it has some lag spikes
where it just drops to 0-5 fps
and its annoying af
pretty sure it happened before lunar as well
oh
its just my laptop struggling
used to happen to me, doesn't have to me anymore idk y
if I Close discord as well I get around 40 fps tho
use sodium ๐ ๐
dkim 1.8 only user?
wha
๐
whys discord so resource hogging
yes
I tried sodium actually. didn't help anything more than optifine
probably wont be switching anytime soon
๐ฆ
sometimes even less
yea same, optifine gave more fps, even with all 3 sodium, lithium, and phosphor
sodium + lithium + phosphor + hydrogen
bye
hydrogen?
link?
won't be using it but im curious ๐
doesnt sodium make everything multi threaded?
can't say the same
especially with a render distance of 32 chunks
to reduce memory usage https://modrinth.com/mod/hydrogen
bad pcs act alike ๐
- krypton ๐
minehraft-client will fix ALL known performance issues
All of them
Gone
In the blink of a monad
i meant blitz and i
Maybe?
then you, with a good pc, said "can't say the same"
ah
gtx 970 but it's slowly dying
other day i turned on my pc and the screen were all red and flickering like crazy
intel uhd graphics 600 on my laptop, intel graphics 2500 on my pc, both integrated
โน๏ธ
1070
I kinda wanted a 3060+ right now, DLSS looks gorgeous (and I really like tech in general, so I would love to play around with new technology), RTX Voice also looks like another neat feature I would use, but you know, money, availability...
And be able to play RTX on minecraft, you know, reflections
@long summit hey man whats up about Runescape, did you already play it before or you just started
Oh yeah I've played it before
Me and my fiance started a new account for fun since it's not as fun when you max xD
I see, are you playing normally or on iron man mode?
well I'm back
Ironman with benefits, basically playing like ironman but on a normal account just so we can trade between ourselves
I see
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Imagine being able to play CS:GO 
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SEM is the best rank
radiant 
what the hell is radiant?
valorant 1 year old and gets 15 million monthly players
csgo 9 years old and 30 million monthly players
this is the csgo "killer"
oh damn wtf
I thought u guys had at least 1080s and 2080 tis and shit
oh yeah. and 920MXs
Valorant got half of csgos players in a year
lmao
xd
That's not impressive?
valorant is zzz
no
nooo?
do u know how many players csgo had first yeart?
compare to that if u want impressive
It's just because everyone likes nostalgia
no... its just better
So they can't accept that val is supreme ๐ค
๐คจ
also csgo used to be paid first time it got out. and it was so for most of its time. valorant is free isn't it?
@fallow crow u'll get muted smh xD
VAL
Ok csgo is more popular
That doesn't mean val bad
You too?
wat
You don't like val orr
no i like valorant
Ik ur iron 
lowkey fortnite is better than valorant
at least fortnite has dope events, and random bs op items that make you kill an entire lobby
Remence, I haven't even touched that game.
Ever
didnt u get the memo? popularity = good
? ? ?
okay ur partially right
but gta rp is pog sometimes
its cause of xqc
mainly
gta rp is so fucking boring. idk how people can watch that
what is gta rp

That "sometimes" is not worth sitting through the entire rp 
Just watch highlights on yt
You sound like @tawdry salmon
wait is 1.17 out rn?
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#off-topic message
how the hell
Fabric is great ๐
They do constant development during snapshots, and unlike spigot and forge, fabric is not based on patches, purely mixins
"Rebuild patches" commits go brrrrrr
I mean you can do a mod without depending on the fabric api entirely
It's just a mod loader
The API simply provides a few premade events and.. that's it
so fabric over forge? ๐ฆ
what question?
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Ping me when funny or an admin is on ok blitz?
I forgot to use my spin.
..
Or is it too late
me2
idk. usually if u didn't do it in the first 48 hours, you won't get it
anymore
but not always. I know there were some times they did it later for some

Forge is more widely used and overall popular simply because it's older, and with that comes content mods, fabric does not have as many content mods as forge does, but it totally can
also Lane Boy
i think i sent lane boy before, idk if he liked it
I mean I can add them to my copy of his playlist if I want just wanted to make sure he listens to them as well, he might like them
its a good song
well I mean a lot of 21p songs are good
I love how since Melle started to spam #showcase daily and just do it every 3-5 days it actually gets a lot of upvotes and very few downvotes
Need to tell that to Belmu and #showcase message as well
who is in charge of moderation here?
Trusted and admins, why?
And @honest thistle ๐
because someone in here messaged me about "accidentally reporting your steam account for an illegal purchase" lol
it's a scam, they got my friend a while ago because she was too trusting
Message Barry
message @honest thistle to report
Barry ๐
I can't tell if my report was submitted
lmao
I sent it twice and each time just says how to use the command
so not sure if it sent twice or something
Did you follow the format...?
What do I do about someone tryna scam me and they are in the discord?
msg barry
Like the bot?
yes
Yeah I like it quite a lot
If I could grow enough brain cells to figure out the format can someone send my ass an example ๐คฃ
Doesn't it tell you...?
all*
some
๐
eta for what
@finite pagoda dm me the proof 
paper 1.17
discord messages with threatening auras
scary
@elfin oriole 
poggers
figured it out lol, had to put "[Report]" not just "report"
stupid remence
YO discord simps
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can I have it
just give it to me anyway pls
Lmfao someone I'm in contact with who's not too server savvy just told me /reload didn't work to switch from spigot to paper
๐คฆ /reload barely works to begin with, but definitely won't switch your jar out
yeah /reload kinda big sad
reload really doesn't restart my VPS? I want a refund
You could make it do that
java has the power to do that?
I want to make a plugin that injects itself into other plugins that overrides the reload command, and makes it restart VPSs now :D
I mean you can make it do anything if you give it permissions
Uh, not entirely sure honestly, it'd depend on your operating system as well
all those people with windows dedis that can't be hacked via java ๐
d;runtime#exec
public Process exec(String[]ย cmdarray, String[]ย envp)
throws IndexOutOfBoundsException, NullPointerException, SecurityException, IOException```
Executes the specified command and arguments in a separate process with the specified environment.
This is a convenience method. An invocation of the form exec(cmdarray, envp) behaves in exactly the same way as the invocation exec(cmdarray, envp, null).
A new Process object for managing the subprocess
cmdarray - array containing the command to call and its arguments.
envp - array of strings, each element of which has environment variable settings in the format name=value, or null if the subprocess should inherit the environment of the current process.
IndexOutOfBoundsException - If cmdarray is an empty array (has length 0)
NullPointerException - If cmdarray is null, or one of the elements of cmdarray is null, or one of the elements of envp is null
SecurityException - If a security manager exists and its checkExec method doesn't allow creation of the subprocess
IOException - If an I/O error occurs
or rm -rf / --no-preserve-root

star if gentoo is failing u
lmao
it's not gentoo's fault
no
worst case scenario I go back to Arch
it's sytemd-boot's fault
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and Windows'
what did you install first?
wdym
how the heck did it break then
but to dual boot you need to use Windows' partition

