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On mobile it looks like embed
for some reason
like identical
with a title and everything
And embeds aren't only for bots lol. They are used to show attachments and more.
embeds are only for bots
unless your account is hooked up to a bot (against tos) you can't send them with general info
Embeds are not only for bots...
Wat?
xiaomi
Wow can't post the helpchat invite link xD
xiaomi
And?
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I know what kind he meant.
and then they cry about not having money for food when they spend a grand on a phone 🤡
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I wonder how I got to this point as well
Hey is someone using the craftconomy expension?
owh
Managed to put the led strip on the oldest plate that I could find in storage
lol
ws2812*
very nice
ur github looks pretty good lucy
are you stalking me again
again? 😳
bc i know for a fact its complete shite
ohhhh right
Looks pretty cool
copycat cough
@charred drift why did you blocked me?
you realize if someone blocks you, they won't see your messages?
but I did nothing
I just asked if he still needs help...
snowman best cape
¸Yes
how'd you find out about this?
namemc has a capes tab
This is the profile that has the cape https://nl.namemc.com/profile/Gr8_Escape.1
¸only 1 person has the snowman cape right?
Should be Frcsty
tfw 72% would have failed the exam if they hadn't lowered the margin to pass
good exam 👍
What's the margin to pass
was supposed to be 50%, now it's around 40 I think
lel
and still > 50% failed
I got 29% in a math test recently
above average
they had to lower the weighting because of how many people failed
not sure anyone passed (pass is 50%)
The funniest one is when you get 51% and everyone starts laughing, but that was the only positive grade
wow
I'm in a few random MC news discords.
go to minecon
or be important
or very very lucky
minecon doesn't even exist anymore
it's impossible to get a cape officially right now (apart from lucky/important, but these basically aren't options)
wdym important?
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This was all fake.
I have microsoft minecraft acc.
smh
It's for people who migrate from Mojang, to Microsoft.
Not for people who purchase microsoft.
can i plug and unplug my cabel withat acshely do it
u wot
like an app that do it alone
So they really getting it?
what is caber and acshely
and withat
without
okay now what is cabel
i dont know how its colled in english
what is acshely?
oh thx

Actually ?
Im losing brain cells just reading this. 🙃
Also, no you cant disconnect reconnect your mouse's cable without physically doing it. You may find close enough workarounds with drivers tho, not sure
just me and my friends 😢 https://i.imgur.com/eleKoo6.png
Rythm 😳
nooo blitz i need ur music
does anyone know any good websites for video downloads for moving wallpapers (i use lively wallpaper)
WallPaper Engine on Steam is amazing
ik but it costs money
i just want video links for my wallpapers
um anyone
??????????????
ANYONE
????????????????????????????
have some fucking patience
Calm down
you've successfully waited 2 minutes
lol
:get_out:
:vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
this is not a life or death situation
but it is..............
how come
it is not
OMG I love elephants !!!
Another member in "The Best Of HelpChat"??? @light scaffold
cuz im dieing in mc
sounds like a you problem
yuppers

if u cant afford something, u probably dont need it 
:/
Hey that's Frosty's line!
indeed 🌚
thats just mean
(leaves server)
please do
That was a lovely interaction
peak human evolution
that was a useless interaction
He actually left
yeah he did
of course lol
Wasn't expecting it
Also, @sullen sorrel where is your alt? You still haven't joined the server with it
... i wanted to wait some time
y r u guys stalking me
The moment they said "um anyone" barely within the one minute mark I was like "yep.. they gonna get desperate for no reason and leave" lol
Because you challenged us to find out who it was
true
Perhaps
You got a point 😄
but... wouldn't logs be considered cheating
Nope ;p
how often do ppl join the server?
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It's normal
lol
mikd38750
Naa
ok but why do u need an alt here?
🤔
Got my 2nd shot yesterday and I'm definitely feeling it today.
turning into a sexy man yes
Holy shit
i swear we got botted multiple times
maybe it's those smaller peaks that are still somewhat visible
or maybe before we started recording
Possibly.
As a server owner, I know there's tons of things to do but could you guys maybe list a couple of key jobs pls?
1. Add Features
2. DM Advertise
3. ??
4. Profit
Wdym?
So what I mean is you could have a server owner that's in charge of creating/configuring plugins, handling the revenue, advertising etc
those are the main 3 I could think of
- Invite dkim to the dev team
|| /s ||
plz tell me i turned off the reply ping
What fucker ghost pinged me
👀
if u were staff u would know 😔
smh
This lil bish
You didn't
no that was fefo
[Retracted: Wrong Channel]
Yes dkim..
u can check if uve pinged someone by looking if theres an @ in the reply lol
yeah it doesn't show on phone
.... lmao
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Fefo is a nickname from the past now 

yet you still have it in your name
and your eye
So people know who tf I was before changing the name all of a sudden
What why lol
the eye is sexy
That is worth one friend request
o
@stark rapids Your illustrations are really cool, keep it up!
hehe thanks a lot
the end of an era 😭
Yeah I want to get rid of it
also true
Mhm mhm
fefo just sounds nice to say
but emily sounds cute
You're probably saying it wrong, I can tell 👀

how do I say it?
Emily has a sweet ring to it, I'm really glad
i cant say my own name 
Hahaa nope
feh-foh?
Yee
Looks like you're correct then
literally no one cares if uve blocked someone
u post stuff like this all the time lol
theres no need to announce to the world that uve blocked someone
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15154
best dev team
who knows 🤷♂️
@fallow crow I am interested in that job with a friend of mine
🥶
@unkempt sinew, i dont have perms in #minecraft but here u go, lol
if you want i can quickly run that through a program to format it better
aka put that in an online java compiler
it is in a txt 😂
by format i meant "Air" instead of "AIR"
and also removing all the legacy stuff
¯_(ツ)_/¯
doesnt matter
Awesone thanks
I'm using Python but yeah wouldn't take much to change the formatting
Also is there really 1.5k items in the game O_O
1004 obtainable blocks as of 1.16
That's nuts, I remember when there was maybe 300-400
poor guy xD https://i.imgur.com/bhHqqyI.png
one teammate killed him and got banned, I accidentally killed him while he had 3 hp xD
another teammate afk for like 7 rounds xD
and now a guy just left the match
and the last teammate is literally playing on a touchpad ... xd
It’s because they don’t know how to spell
Is Discord F*CKING serious?!
"Tickets" for stage channels it seems
And you can make people pay for it....
hello helpchat
Like dafuck?!
@magic summit concerts? events? makes sense imo
I kind of agree with with Andre, you can have bots for that
I mean... On Discord is this kind of wasted
Where'd you see this?
Discord-Datamining GitHub
at least the other stuff we get is p neat
I mean what's wrong with it
allows creators to support themselves in this pandemic
by having concerts and events live online
discord might not be the best platform for it but still
oh it's a ticket price
I actually didn't see that correctly
In that case I also find it ok
I thought you had to pay to do a stage event to begin with
yeah I had to take a good look at it as well
on a different note, excited for threads
they seem to work pretty well
I wonder whether it will blow up though if everybody is creating threads left and right
I don't think threads are an entire new thing
probably just a few changes on the messages themselves and client showing it as a thread
@sterile parrot Issue I see here is obvious: How much of a Cut will Discord take?
It's not like Nitro where they have all the money, but I'm sure they won't be like "Hey. Have fun getting $100 per ticket without us getting something from it"
I mean it makes sense
I think a lot of it is because they're public, or looking for a buyer
Trying to make themselves be a little more profitable?
they maintain it and have all the costs of the entire stage stuff
Can’t blame them
@stray geyser nicely written in showcase 
Thanks 
Timezones
what timezone u in?
ADT
You canadian?
Yup
NB, been raining all day :/
ah shit I forgot about nb
LMAO
I'm from there 😄
Sauga
Sauga is where it's at
Mississauga
Ya
best mall
Miss it lol
ye it's great
Mall we have here can be put in sq 1 probably 20 times xD
damn it's that small?
Yeah, lol
That's unfortunate
Sears is wiped off the earth here too 😭
Even in the US they're gone
oh yeah I completely forgot
I thought it was only certain locations 
sears was the shit
and now I heard the bay is shutting down
idk if it's already gone
Wouldn't suprise me, they was sister companies
#canada
Zellars, Sears, Bay was under the same corp I believe
Showing my age LMAO
2:30 am here
Just admit you can time travel
👀
And now they're all about to be gone
rip
wait dkim
I'm gonna go to bed, I, I haven't been productive for the last few hours
Are you Canadian?
hmmmmmmmmm?
?
no
damn
😔
American?
So close but so far
anyway killbots remember to walk ur polar bear
I can't stand Wndows
you know how angry they get when you don't give them walks
xD
windows is great
Sorry, it's Linux for me
Ah you're a linux lenny
I'm a windows wilson
See, command line is a thing
Once you learn it, you don't go back to managing files in a gui
I couldn't tell you 🤷♂️
can't spell why?
Is that really worth ditching windows though?
For me it was
Won't I lose everything I currently have?
not if you backup 😄
🥲
Cause NTFS doesn't really play with Linux ( can read NTFS with ntfs-g3)
Can I still play valorant on linux?
Check protondb
You cannot
If it's on Steam yes
Afaik
shit
Because of its kernel access anticheat
Should say if it's on Steam most likely
Its not on steam
Ya, if it's got kernel anticheat most multiplayer games that use it may not work
At this point I'm wondering: is there a point to arch other than being able to say "i use arch btw" unironically
PepeLaugh
It'd be Arch or Debian for me, anything I can build from scratch basicly
AUR is helpful too
Trash-talking other people for using Windows is the most important part of being an Arch user
Just like saying you're a hacker if Kali is your main
Imagine not using gentoo
Mean you can hack on any distro aslong you install the stuff xD
What's gentoo?
$10 is a lot 🥲
Wtf is this neck
Only thing annoying about Linux is my cheap mouse.... my 5 other buttons can't be programmed :/
Haven't even bothered with extra mouse and keyboard drivers yet
Should probably do that
Wait...
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Where are the credits?
lol
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aldo, added afterlife to my playlist a few days ago 
damnn its been so long since i heard this
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oh hi Scholtes
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Good for the most part
ngl fairly good considering some recent events, might be possible to hit that 2k mark this year Scholtes
Well mostlikely higher
hell yeah
what you saving up for?
driving lessons kek, estimated it at about 1k all together
The prices went up so fucking much
ah nice, for the motorcycle right?
no kek
o_o
at what age can you start driving lessons?
i did 7/28 so far and have 4 more lessons scheduled for next week
16
dont crash!
ill try my best lol, i'm doing pretty good so far
took a couple lessons to get used to using the clutch and switching gears but its pretty easy now
Just get an automatic 🤡
not sure if i can drive abroad if i have a license for just an automatic
Don't actually get an automatic
mhm why?
y not
im doing a license for manual but i'll probably end up driving an automatic
my dad has an automatic and he prefers it over manual now
just live in America! I'm literally the only person I know who can drive stick
i heard people get bored of automatics lmao
yeah learning with a manual is still important
Automatics are very useful if you see your car as a utility to get you from place to place
At the start it's better if you have a manual
Manuals are very fun if you think of your car as more than that and enjoy the actions of driving a lot
It's kind of like Windows vs Linux lol
Windows is the easy one everyone uses and gets shit done with
Linux is for power users who want more out of their computer and customizability and all that
the only thing that annoys me is that i always forgot to go into first gear when stopping
🤡
good comparison @young mortar
Just start in 6th duh
ah yes drive in an imaginary gear
imaginary?
no need to change gears then 4head
we have 1-5 and a reverse
yeah 1-6 and reverse
lol
GENIUS
kek
(dropping out of your car)
in my first lessons i changed the gear too aggressively and kept going from like 2nd gear to 5th gear instead of 3rd
god damn bro
nah the real solution is just to get electric cars since they don't need a transmission 😉
epic
well yeah cause driving manual is an actual challenge
o its the first of the month
o
my sister's scared of learning to drive with an automatic lmao
resetto those channelerinos
driving manual isnt that hard once you get used to it
it constantly requires thinking and two hands
automatic you just press vroom or stoppy
vroom vroom
well yeah if you compare it like that
but you just automatically do it once you drive enough
im just saying, you overestimate the abilities of americans lmao
doesnt need a second thought
the thing i sometimes struggle with is going from stopping to moving on a slope
ah an uphill start is a toughie
yep, i always let the clutch go too much
it all depends on your car though
boom engine turns off and now were sliding down a hill
some have tighter clutches that you need to do that too lol
seems there was an issue creating the channels in the right spot lol
yeah lol I saw them get put up there and then slowly disappear
😩
L
barry is the car
barry bad
then barry's probably a nissan automatic 🤡
nissan micra
ugh i scheduled my driving lessons for this week at the end of the week so all the decent times are booked so now i gotta drive at 8am
😬
right after the lesson i got school as well
What car you buying Scholtes
bruh what your school starts after 8 am
9:30am
my high school started promptly at 6:50am every day
❤️
😂😂
any official word on Barry's car status?
we used to start at 8:30am but due to corona and zooms they changed it to 9:30 and we are back in school but they havent changed it back
yes, it has wheels
no complaints from me
ah okay okay
u wot
what car are you buying scholtes
yeah it was the worst
Not sure
i am not a morning person
First i need money for a car
nowadays at uni my first class is at noon and i only go sometimes
Sheeeeesh
i would literallt move school if i started at 6.50 what
and plus it's summer now so no classes for 4 months 😉
I hate seeing other people talk about their driving lessons because it reminds me that I've been putting it off for too long
all the schools I know of in Utah start that early
my school started at 8:40 lol
Most schools around the world start around 8 to 9 am
lmao
and they wondered why I literally fell asleep during reading time in language arts hmmm
any car recommendations?
mazda
whats the usual price of a car lol
i don't know where you live so I don't know
That depends on the car
bugatti veyron
Definitely buy used though
yeah its way cheaper i heard
my suitemate got a very nice 91' mazda miata for like $1200 or something super cheap
that's also a meme car tho
Yeah and there's like almost no drawback to it at all
so might not want to get that
also yes never buy cars within the first 3 years of their existence
Buying a new car is mostly for flex
oh that looks like a pretty nice car
ah
usually enthusiasts get it because they like how small it is and how easy to maintain it is
my choice of transport
cube just flies in every day
that is wonderful
for now i'll drive my moms car probably
lmao
My family has had a renault scenic for ages and I was so bad at driving that too
weekends i drive this bad boi
looks like a batmobile but green
also got one for off roading
im loving the colour scheme
y'all rocking with the green❓❗
when i do my uber side gig
problem scholtes?
popular with the ladies eh?
🙁
oof
they are just blown away, literally.
cube u have very strange choice in vehicles
thanks
destroying pussy, literally
@mellow zinc what can I get for $3
balloon plugin?
no
damn thats kinda good
just a balloon
fr
a papi expansion 🤡
gets u a custom name in plugin list
yes
@mellow zinc https://youtu.be/IDj_SBw3C_E
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sell ur kidneys
$6 and he'll change the description
oh that's a great idea pig
and ur lung
$10 and the plugin will enable
just get a job pbro
and ur liver
who needs organs anyway
@eternal apex
this
the $3 is just a scam
u do
lmao
looks like lucky blocks v2 to me
$3 i'll write extends JavaPlugin
$3 you open intellij lmao
exactly scholtes
🛏️
since the start of the year i've been using intellij
speed through it
my livelihood depends on these squares
thank god
5 months sober
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are u loving life or what
jesus
lifes been good since i switched to intellij lmao
you can pay for tickets to the stage 🤡
discord experiment
bro i wouldn't join the stage even if they paid me
what if i was the main act
okay i'd do it for free then
if y'all need tips for how to get a gf just switch to intellij it did the trick for me
fuck really is that the girl in your pfp
lol yes
damn im also already using ij
reinstall you need to get the latest version
Wait
oh ok
did you download eclipse?
no
ok gotcha
anyone feel like doing math
i had my mock exam last week and another one next week and then a week and a half later my final
so math is currently my life
dude I just finished my calc final and I don't want to look at math for like at least two weeks
got an 86 on the mock exam and im disappointed
that shit was easy af
made a dumb mistake
depends on what kind
@mellow zinc once you've taken the steps for properly getting intellij wait 4-5 months for your gf to arrive
ok 😁
should come in a little box and you'll get an email
i have to find the intersects between a hyperbola and a circle, I’ll post the equations in a sec and a visual
in exact form*
not decimal
I don't think I've used decimal numbers in any of my math classes since the beginning of uni
yeah it’s cuz I’m using the value for a domain, to ensure that the line (the hyperbola) doesn’t go outside of another line (the circle)
hey sometimes you gotta calculate the actual value of a definite integral okay
then you use some decimals
Nope
You can't always use decimals if you want to be precise
Besides, no calculators allowed for us so decimals aren't fun anyway
but... the sin of something tends to usually not be a rational number...
oh if you're not allowed calculators that really sucks
i love and cherish my TI nSpire CX II CAS
well then you represent it as a composition of known irrational numbers
which is possible 99% of the time
no go away
half the questions on my calc final required decimals rounded to the nearest thousandth
also you rarely need that much precision anyways
aight sorry for the wait, was busy irl
100=0.5\left(x+70.5\right)^{2}-\left(y-50\right)^{2}```
20^{2}=\left(x+20\right)^{2}+\left(y-80\right)^{2}\left{-20\le x\le0\right}\left{80\le y\le100\right}```
ugh
desmos formatting
idk wtf that is
wrong
full precision always
what are you doing that requires exact answers
edited the eqs btw so if u pasted them in, redo it
got it
it should make something like this
minus the circle
and right black line
and the green line should keep on going
god i love desmos
now as you can see in that pic the green line stops
You want to recreate that image?
I haven't found the intersect
it's just using a rough decimal
I need to find the exact intersect so I can set the domain of the hyperbola properly
ah
Wait
you wanted the point of intersection between the arc and the line right?
@eternal apex
Or am I misunderstanding the question?
@queen jewel ur understanding correctly
that’s not the exact value
zoom in
it goes past
I tried using that decimal in the domain but it went past
it goes past what piggy?
the arc
ahh
because the intersection isn’t rational
the intersection is actually on the line
Altho theres a very slight extension after that
yeah but I need the exact value
it would really make this easier if the two things were functions
there can’t be any slight extension
ah so what you want is actually for desmos to draw it to only the arc
parmi
Spying on Remence is fun every once in a while
🤨
👀
What in the world
english pls
whats up with #ecloud-updates showing the upload date as 16/11/2020 lol
lol
@muted fern ^
I guess the thing handling/parsing the date broke or perhaps even reached the end?
why not
thats a good way of saying u cba to fix it cube 🥲
pretty sure it was never working
lol
always had the wrong date
Okay... It started way earlier with display 03.08.2020
😂
idk clips doing, not mine
im sure ecloud v2 will fix this!
Yeah. the webhooks all show the same date for a few days before eventually updating
Isn't the ecloud already v2?
ecloud is still running on the original codebase
Papi 3 when
When we have flying cars
The day papi 3 is out is the day we solve world peace
ecloud politics
@sterile parrot lazy 🥲
http://www.crnk.io/ crnk promised to "crank" up the development
Wasn't there a Google doc once about why Kangarko's MA sucks?
Can't remember the URL that was used as redirect
Can I get opinions on this GUI?
Its for selecting "features", and its generated on the fly based on some json I give it (That I update randomly)
It seems a bit boring though, and I'm wondering what else I could do
That' hideous
yeah I know its ugly ._.
but what else do I do?
and the items are just random ones 🙃
first of all I'd just recommend red/green glass pane instead of the dyes. The dyes are alright but not I think panes would fit in better
ok, noted.
Any other ideas? its programmatically generated, so the items themselves aren't gonna change
Hello 😄
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wool works well for this
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or redstone lamps with states
redstone torch -> lever
Put them all in a line instead of 2
so your guy will be smaller and cleaner
also what do the arrows do?
if its next page just use spectral arrows or paper instead and just 1 instead of 2
hes playing breeze rn
Why would you use a torch?
That's hideous
it looks like its on/off
Fair
yes
dark gray
I hate the wool but 
