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where's my embed wtf
I stole it
you really did
lol
maybe its cause the LP discord is still down for me
Only one still down for me
Wtf, the radiant yellow is actually orange .-.
where
ChatChat
chatchat
tf is chatchat lol
we need a chatchat v2 where it's public for all helpchat members ๐
What happened here
chatchat
nothing
chatchat is public for all helpchat members
how do u get in it
u just gotta find the link ๐
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shhh don't tell them the secret ๐
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who wants invite to ChatChat?
meeeeeeeeeee ๐โโ๏ธ
Me
i want embed permissions in the support channels ๐
Level up
yeah wth
u can in #development
embeds would actually be useful too
@sullen sorrel accept friend request
reactions I can see, but it just tends to spam the chat with your reactions instead
O_O ok
general plugins is the little child the parents dont like โน๏ธ
damn like discord having a mass outage or what
yeah
yea apparently they deployed a bad update
oh noo
nice
Discord seems to be fine for me
yeah now its fine
Oh
but like half the servers were not working
How the fuck 5t views
still half down for me
Weird
Can't wait for April 2022.
all good for me
Why
I get to finally quit spigot
huh why so long tho?
I promised a year of support for the premium plugin I released
Nah a friend bought it I can't let him down ๐ฅบ
Lol
Well.. Hopefully I'm still alive then.
Hey, I tried to make colored glow with teams and modified colors but I removed the teams and its still a red glow from the deleted team how can I fix that lol
Why do people keep saying discord went down?
because it did :P
it did
It seemed fine for me?
Ew Tommyinnit
scroll up, did you not see all the screenshots?
No lol
whats ew about him lol
nooo
we've lost chatchat
weird
Chat chat?
maybe it's a partial outage
What even is this chat chat?
why did it have to crash my server but no one elses sad
Take my $20 for entry
damn Odin read up before you join the conversation
and my discord server is back fun
Soz
Bet
?
I've given him the server for free
but he clearly likes to take advantage of others
in need
it was /s...
I'll dm invite for free
Dude I gotta get rid of money fast.
if i send invite in this server will i get muted
i can help with that
Will you give the link?
i know a way to turn 3 grand into 400 dollars in a weeks time
damn blitz stop inviting people to our members-only club
its like magic
I slightly fucked up and now I gotta get rid of money ASAP
wtf
I can help you with that
your spigot support contract get a little out of hand? lmao
though im not sure what situation requires you to burn money
ugh since when is it a members only club?
Nah star legal shit
Well..
did you forget to pay your taxes or something
Um
nah he probably claimed unemployment even though he wasn't or something
what/
I gotta pay taxes monthly
what
Every month you pay taxes...?
and even so, how would that lead you to have extra money you need to spend
you pay taxes yearly?
I pay monthly?
UK
imagine doing taxes monthly
fucking bri ish people
do we?
It comes straight out the paycheck
oh well yes obviouslyu
Yes kaliber
is there a better place I should ask a minecraft related question but its not about plugins lol
Star this is not the first time you thought everyone does things like US
he literally just said it was the same
US is weird.
also I'm sure bri ish people do their taxes yearly too
we prefer to keep our second amendment rights
We can do it monthly quarterly or annually
star is in canada
Well whyat if they don't? Also here we don't either. It's monthly and its like almost half of the salary. Its paid automatically from the salary we don't have to calculate them or anything
Canada is the biggest state in USA right?
huh?
the employer takes care of them for us
it has the potential to be
canada is a country...
okay we're obviously not understanding eachother
when I say do your taxes I mean your tax return
that you do yearly
idk what a tax return is mate
Taxes is just one thing
as far as I know, everywhere your employer takes your income tax out for you
including here
to bw fair the US's tax system is pretty stupid
yeah. but I don't have to calculate anything
at the end of the year
idk what tax report or return is
Imagine having to do taxes
Money back?
it could be done automatically if not for lobbying from companies like TurboTax
yeah the US is very unique in that people have to calculate their tax return themselves
I literally googeld Tax Return ajnd its just US .... https://i.imgur.com/l186qdx.png
embed today please?
we don't do that here Star
only us does that
tf is a tax return?
Dis
yes, you estimate how much income tax you'll need to pay in a form when you get hired, then you check once a year to see if that was the right amount, it is usually higher than the amount you actually owe so they give you some money back
You have to estimate??
yes
yeah but we dont' do that here so yeah
Sounds pretty weird
it's really not that complicated, you just do your 10-40
We just pay the like 40% tax of whatever we get paid
we just pay the tax every time we get the salary
well yes so do we
here is almost 50%
but how much we pay is dependent on a lot of stuff
What
Orr you could just have no taxes
40% of income as tax?
Isn't it 40%?
That could be my tip amount my bad 
and no embed again
also the UK also does tax returns
well we don't
well your in a weird country blitz
Thats pretty shit
Thankfully we dont have taxes here, atleast for now
brain too small?
Where yugi
Qatar
bro a 1040 is easy af
Paperwork
we had a whole class in high school about how to do it
you just fill out the applicable shit
We don't get that shit in UK
What is up with you hating british people lol
cause that's what you are
It's bri'ish.
nope
Yes
they hate us lol
Bri'ish
might as well hate em back
We don't hate you??
lmao
I've never seen a uk person talk like that about the us
We love you Canadians
everyone hates you star. but only you specifically
oh I see
this is an extremely intriguing statement coming from someone in the us
well, at least I get my money back from my tax return
lmao
well at least I know how to file my fucking tax returns lol
Odin can't read two pieces of paper in a row
If it wasnt for Americans, there wouldn't be steaks
well you have to calculate tax... lmao we don't
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it's... not hard?
Huh 
no thanks
Thats what she said
I ain't reading 2 pages
nice
no thanks
We don't fill that out ever
proving your guys' incompetence
why would I complete that each year when I can just not ?
us sucks man
%^
well I don't have money to get back
makes sure the government is right
bcz they give me all the money
We get like 20 squids back
when they have to
also I don't have a 50% income tax
that means at my salary
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It's not worth 20 squids
I swear people fight over the stupidest things
yes Yugi. We have to see who has the most tax xD
bro I pay 15% income tax
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i went to the bathroom, forgot i was in a vc, game back, and I put on my headphones and I hear
"hellooo?"
"hello?"
"hellooooooooooo?"
idk I've been trolling so far
15%?
ye ye
Just pay less 4Head
Well yeah
lmao
its done in wealth brackets
yeah sounds like it
.
yeah and your first real bracket is higher than my bracket until 100k
Yo kaliber you in birthingham?
Bet
im good ty
Will my scooter get nicked?
well yes star, we have to pay more tax so we can get good things like free healthcare
peobably odin
Fuck Birmingham then
dude if we cut our military budget by half we'd have free health care
You guys weird
or if we legalized drugs and taxed them, same thing
Just don't pay for it??
free healthcare seems suspicious
nice
Lol
they don't know what free healthcare is lmao
do you not have premium?
Free health care is everywhere no?
they never heard of it
Nope
see I would love some free health care
not US
lmao
they pay like 2k just for an ambulance
But it's an essential thing
but the boomers running my country ain't havin it
well see that's why you have insurance
If you don't have ensurance you're just going to day and they won't care lmao
Isn't health care an essential thing, not a business?
then you only pay $1.5k ๐
yes but not everyone has it.
here everyone has it
US healthcare is expensive but at the very least you don't need to wait months for a checkup
oh sheet
you don't really have to do that anywhere lol
also that's why you have a good mix
private and public
i've heard terrible things about wait times for UK hospitals
if you're rich, you pay for faster
idk man. I've never had to.
if you're rich you fly to the US for healthcare
like yeah maybe they'll program me in a few days but never months
hey ivan which political party do you align more towards, because I have a guess
Dude, you walk into a hospital in America and be like
Yeah, I'll take one bandage,
One tube of air,
One litre of blood to replace the blood I lost
Then they're like "Thanks for your order, that'll be $650,420.69"
Edited to add true American prices
i like to think of myself as a conservative
15k only? idk about that
wait times are still better than having to pay for a checkup, but yes waiting times for surgery can be months, but recently waiting times has skyrocketed because of covid
And here you'll walk out after 2 surgeries with only 100 qr including medicine charges
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well i guess it all comes down to how much value you put on money vs time vs health
or if, you know, you think people deserve to not die for free
There updated the price @wary willow
if u value ur health, sure u can go private
but again, that's why you have both
yeah there are private companies here as well so if yo uhave the money you can do that
also you think we couldn't do better than the fucking bri ish?
and then charge you significant amounts of money for it lol
America is an amazing place just the health care is a company
if its a serious surgery that needs doing then ull have higher priority anyway, so its not like ur gonna die from waiting
there are mercy programs in essentially every US hospital if you can't afford the costs
it shouldn't cost that much in general is the point
well you're definitely right
There's private prisons??
Yeah that's awful
Lmao what
do privatized schools fall into that category
"Lets throw all our money into building a fucking wall instead of improving the healthcare system"
i mean privatized schools are kinda weird
So... You can Rob a store then get put into a 5* cell??
but like, there's still free school for everyone else
how does a private prison work what
hey the wall didn't cost that much
you see, they get paid per prisoner
Nah man
Didn't everyone go to a private school?
so they're incentivized to get more people in prison ๐
i went to a public school(s)
Seems nice
public schools are a hit or miss depending on where you live
I thought going to private schools were normal?
yea true
no lol
Oh
if u go to a private school ur considered posh
Whats "posh" supposed to mean?
Rich fancy
fancy
maybe that's why you're so weird
uppity
Huh
private school too expensive
also they didn't teach you basic financials at your fancy private school?
I'm not weird????? 
because you pay for it
yea
Not essential?
Thats how education normally works for the rest of us
managing your money isn't essential?
No
We pay a tuition fee
lmao
I thibk private schools here cost like 5k/year, thatโs not too far off uni costs
Just pay someone to manage it for you?
the difference is that for private schools there are usually free alternatives
how much??
hi fefo
Is it just private barns?
For which level?
like grade school
Piggy I lost some xp
As in elementary? Or secondary?
cool
everything up until university
I lost about 50k xp
ok
I'll take 500k to make up for it?
share the wealth
Lets make it 100k
youโll have to provide proof
Should be around 2000 qar - 4000 qar per year
Wrong reply, ffs
Proof?
Was lesser earlier
what the fuck $1000 a year
and that's on living in a developing country ๐
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yugi is that private or public?
also I didnโt think qatar was a developing country
oh yeah that makes sense actually
was thinking same
Private
qatar doesnโt take any taxes right?
fucking what
Public schools are only for arabs here
what the hell
yeah that makes sense then
that's like, the point of taxes
star qatar is a bit of a weird country
is to pay for shit everyone needs
youโve got lots of extremely rich people there
who maintains your roads?
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The gov
I got proof btw piggy
with what money lol
Termed as the richest country in the world star
oil money ofc
oil money?
no taxes, no money to fix roads or provide public utilities
They got shit ton of oil, they dont need shit lol
^
huh I guess
qatar is fuckin loaded
The gov makes a lot of money even without taxes here
Is this valid proof piggy?
no
why is their currency so inflated then lol
is it?
something seems off
But you asked for proof I gave proof??
4000 qar is $1000
meh
4 times worse than american dolla
Its onlt 1$ = approx 3 qr
Are you saying I faked that pic?? 
i would never insinuate such a thing
i wouldn't say its inflated that much
Mhm
I mean it's worse than the us by a long shot and people are worried about us
People are not worried at all by inflation here
yeah but the prices are different
Its always been stable
stable until u run out of oil that is ๐ฅฒ
The price of qr has only increased in my time here
inflation has actually been going down in qatar in recent years
True
mind you thatโs not a good thing either
We won't ever run out of oil
damn good for them I guess
oh
thatโs not a good thing
por que no?
Why piggy
ideal inflation rate is 2 - 3%
Infinite
lol what
it means your economy is growing
unless u count oil being naturally made over millions of years infinite, oil is finite
that only works on water bro
not lava or oil
Oh shit my bad
drip
Infinite oil farm
were using too much oil that nature will never be able to catch up
Stacks
why tf is australia not rich like qatar
OMG I'M INSANE https://i.imgur.com/XW8FKei.png
we have oil and coal and iron and shit
Can we have it piggy
well not sure about oil actually
you also have giant spiders and shit
What's the weather like piggy
nobody wants to deal with that
isnt australia a gold mine
Lmao
yes thereโs lots of gold, especially where I live
or there was
thereโs a big hole where it used to be
Wait isn't it 2am for Austria?
sounds like you traded it all for some ender pearls and basalt
Australia โ Austria lol
Pig, don't you have the big red sand dune in your country?
no, australia is very flat
Flatter than.. a pancake?
itโs actually concave
No in the middle of something there's a huge red thing made out of sand
Lmao
no im pretty sure its around 2 or 3 am in austria
the middle of australia is below sea level iirc
lmao
cause bri ish land is 7 hours ahead of me, which would be 1 am
and austria is like, one or two timezones over
This red sand dune
1
You got that right
yes
Isn't it real small?
no lol
itโs the biggest monolith
the opera house?
ah yes, u know the funny looking building?
ah yea yea sidnoy or whatever
Yeah this
I thought it was a ship for a second...
Looks like someone jammed cookies in a ice cream
same
it was designed from an orange iirc
So I'm assuming my link to spigot didn't work because I can't see premium deluxe chat support. What do I do now? Just wait to see if it gets assigned?
So you?
Iโm not an orange
when did you buy it
Wait, no Donald trump my bad
ayyy
Like 15 minutes ago maybe
He's not an orange??
youโll have to wait for the database to update
Ok sounds good. Thank you
Isn't funnycube in Australia too?
yea
And cube too?
yea
And clip too*
no lol
no

clip is 'murican
no
Yes
he's not a prisoner
Prisoner?
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Piggy you still here?
WE NEED TO TAKE DOWN YOUTUBE!
omfg I installed ublock origin lol
theyโve been there for a while blitz
oh really? Idk I have yt premium lmao
omfg i use an iphone so got no option
Honest question piggy, what is it like to live in Australia?
but on steam I can't connect with yt account
you can get youtube vanced lol
and it fucking sucks
isnโt that just android
you just have to refresh it every 7 days unless you have an apple developer account ($100)
i literally have it on my iphone 8
I was gonna live in America but everyone says its not good so I might look at moving to Australia
oh lol u have to put it on manually?
yeah nah
Piggy where should I move to in Australia
the middle of nowhere
Bet
OK bed
wittenoom is always a nice place to live
Bet*
i mean I also sideload my own apps and a calculator emulator
so I guess I figured that since I was already there lol
hmmm ?? https://i.imgur.com/T6ZzkSe.png
I gotta break the news to my parents I'm gonna move to Australia :/
this looks like a nice place
Wtf
idk what you're talking about
yes blitz
Lmao
Can I walk to Sydney from here?
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and if you go into the mine, stay in ur car with the air recirculating
you probably won't be able to walk at all lmao
you can
Into the mine??
itโs fine to walk in the town
You can drive in the mines??
you can drive to the mine
Wait, why would you go into a mine in a car?
Wat
Witchcraft
^
you can see little blue crystals all over the ground
y'all are fucking dumb
just waiting to give you cancer
diamonds!
I wrote that before he sent the msg
xD
Lol
time to make armor
Lol
im so mad
Peasent
The one word I hate 
waiting?
but yeah odin
*peasant
wittenoom is def the place to move to
Look at the timestamp star
waiting?
oh Master made the joke
No the c word
before me
look at the order yugi lol
my bad
It was on the same time
car ?
Its okay I forgive you
it was like, 30 seconds after
I actually sent the msg before his msg came
yikes I guess you guys don't get good internet there despite being massively rich
Is this even a point to be argued about anyway?
no lol you're just wrong
Sure
haha
Piggy do you get gigabit Internet in Australia?
no
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not really
piggy barely gets bit internet
just don't argue with anyone from US. they don't like being wrong
What's the slowest you can get?
Iโve got 50 down 20 up
good internet is a myth in Australia
thatโs about average speeds
I wanna live somewhere with 0 Internet
Yea, most of them just end up being annoying af
There are a few who are ok tho
Well just enough to contact my family
as an impartial third party, he sent that message like 30 seconds after the answer was given to him
fuck off
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impartial third party you say? xD
yeah I didn't send either message
i just saw the time delay
and thought it was funny
then my embed didn't work
Piggy you ever been out of Australia?
and yugi tried to defend himself
iโve been to canada
well yeah but why you gotta be like that? maybe he typed the message 30 seconds before the answer got distracted and didn't notice the answer
just bc
i mean I just thought it was funny
is that a crime
vancouver, whistler, and around the island to the left (victoria & tofino iirc)
yes
i've done it before and had it done to me
nice
Wait Australians can leave the country??
it's just the way the discord be
i been vancouver too
no its a prison colony
and island, very nice
never been out of Romania smh
Aren't you on a island?? You can't leave right
kaliber whered u go on the island
What I'd pay to live on a island like alcatraz by myself is unreal
victoria, and somewhere up north in the middle of nowhere, cant remember the name
we went to victoria and tofino
i mean alcatraz ain't that far away from the land
i've been there
victoria was very nice
The person was selling books and because my dad didn't buy a copy he shouted at him
did no one like my joke
i really thought it was funny
i just chuckled to myself for a good 2 minutes straight
There was a joke?
yeah you know how yugi said something incorrect 30 seconds after he was told something?
so I was making a joke that your dad did it too
Oh
oh
oh
i did
Star, maybe if you put a funny joke we might get it.
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i thought it was funny
cube?
tried to lighten the mood cause yugi big hates me now
blitz always has
nothing new there
Can you imagine that I only had 1 server with connection issues?
i mean probably not but who knows 
And it was this one?
me too andre
I mean, I always assume everyone here hates me so
Nah
oh oof
Wha ๐
It's obvious, I was hated years ago so why would it change
oh nice! i thought blitz was rubbing off on you lol
huh?
Im confused
Lol
oh well this ain't the first time you've memed on me then 
excellent work!
Blitz for president!!
I already am president
yeah my group has 5 members and they all joined bcz I pointed a gun at them. Probably the same reason I was voted president
but I can't neither confirm or deny those allegations
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Yoo we got a slight case of @olive gull spam botting random mc server discords to advertise his DOG SHIT copy paste 1.8 prison server, I feel so terribly bad for the stupid kids that throw money to servers like this only to get rebranded and completely deleted after a month or so when they run out of shit to do since the guy spent a few months max making it
probably should DM @honest thistle
He's a nitro booster too ๐
Good lord
Barry is a bot right do I need to say anything before hand or just send a message
Just send the message
Oh this is cool https://youtu.be/VwU3SlQ723Q
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How do you sleep at night fr
Just bothers me that I know he's just gonna keep doing it and I can't really do much lol
I don't
yeah yeah just tell him so he bots you :kekw:
Honestly if it wasn't a copy pasted server that was probably downloaded from mc-market I wouldn't care ๐คฃ I just have extra hatred for prison/faction and skyblock is close to getting there, no originality in this community ๐
I donโt think itโs right to hate a whole game mode lol
Thats how the world works. And sometimes same old same old is nice. Yeah it can become boring when the market is saturated but I still play normal skyblock bcz I likeit
A good original idea doesnt just appear out of nowhere ( sometimes ). It takes time and it takes experimenting
And usually can be just taking something existing and adding something to it
This is where I come in and say my server is the bestest and most uniqueest, besides the fact I donโt update it and nobody plays on it
It's not hard to come up with something I'm not gonna lie, just needs a little bit more thought, past what people are capable of clearly, it is what it is. If you are doing it for fun, more power to you, but when you are setting f top rewards, doing regular resets, discord botting just to deliver some piece of garbage copy paste that's been done hundreds of times, I for some reason can't help but get mad at that
Hold on let my post my server up in this chat which is definitely not against the rules
I'm gonna have to disagree with you about the first part Georgian
Why so? ๐
It's hard to come up with something original nowadays
I agree with not liking pay to win, but saying you hate all of a certain game mode doesnโt really make sense
It's not, it's just no one reaaallly tries
Alright I will
Like think of a gamemode sit down and do it, in a day you can think of a lot
wait brb
this is an interesting topic
Well maybe you are more of a creative person but we're not
gimme a sec
But yeah I agree with hating those f top psyments severs that just come and go
And usually don't even deliver that
Check #827055636868104193 I posted it, I put a lot of effort in the description
@normal sable you can see what makes it the bestest now
except I'm actually going to sleep unlike a certain blitz I know... ๐
Nah
Lol
no it just shows how popular you are
Iโm going to get a server, bot it, then post it, then I will be the most popular.
Wait canโt Ivan do that?
You have a heart attack, they take you to the hospital juzt to give you another one
XD
Great business tactics ngl
Awh
Prime reason why Canada is supreme
Good night! XD
Good night!
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Seasonal depression
Hey Can someone tell me what is the duration of a service mute...?
In here?
Pardone me..?
What service mute though?
The service channels mute
where u cannot see the service channels..except showcace
Ah..coz I was going throug some messages...some people got unmuted after a month and some after a year
And some never 
@muted fern mind if I DM you about something?
Sure
Would it make sense to buy a dedicated server of 1x256 GB for a Bungee network, or would it be to buy a dedicated server of 4x64 GB? As far as I know, if a DDoS attack is made on the server, the entire 1x256 GB server will be attacked, but the entire 4x64 GB server will not. Each one will have to be attacked one by one.
Do you have a more logical or logical idea? What are your views on this matter?
Well, keep in mind that IP addresses are based on the router and not the machine itself
Also, if the attacker DDoSes the bungeecord... even if there are servers online it won't matter, since the bungee is the "entry"
I noticed that I know nothing about IP addresses or internet systems. I thought 4 Bungee Cord servers for each dedicated server in 4x64 GB server. If I correctly understand as you said, if you can put alternative IP addresses to servers then is it makes more sense than the 4x64 GB one?
if you have TCPShield (antiddos and proxy), you should be fine, since the attacker will only know the bungee IP.
if the bungee goes down, no one can connect
it doesn't matter if any of the spigot servers are up
OK, thanks

What
Don't question it
lol
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@tropic wraith Amazing art
awh ty!
i dont think that ram is actually 1300mhz
ur playlist is still ๐ฅ
remence me?
frosty's
lol
smh that's so bad https://i.imgur.com/859ipBe.png
pretty sure remence is following my playlist so i is confusion
8 gb ram
bcz amd bad (jk)
3.50 ghz? ๐ฎ
how much does that turbo up to frosty
Ooo you still have the square monitor!
Never get rid of it!
first thing you should upgrade is that god awful screen
atleast its 75hz tho !!!!!!!
No! Keep it, it's a relic
bruh it's amazing
amazing til u experience an actual monitor
Not really for gaming, but for development it's a godsend
how???
idk about that chief
huh?
how is that better than a 1920x1080

