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i didn't block xD
okay
<3
4
talk and =daily
ik
Where should I go for help with linux? I'm having a ton of trouble with this webhook package
Bit of a legal question, but looking for any advice I can get. What are the benefits of registering your Minecraft network as an LLC, and if you don’t, how long do you think until I have to? Taking all answers with a grain of salt
Ping me when you answer please imma head to bed
lol
Honestly... unless you're in the 1k playercount "level", there is no need too.
Why, in the world, can't I open tenor now...
is the paid-requests etc being reset?
si
They're in the wrong order now though 😭
@trim raft it is working when I use VPN, guess it is now blocked in this ISP
:what:
oh nooo is offer-services wrong again?
sadge
@muted fern please fix. thanks
It ouchies
oh no
funnycube is trying to be funny
😦
oh he fixed it
ty funny not funny cube
Why does barry not auto sort them smh
idk, it just breaks it
oh I see someone had a great night https://i.imgur.com/eftWv9w.png
lol
pretty sure you said something about that's how it used to be funnycube? Like that's how it was suppose to be from the beginning or something
barr-e needs to be educated in sorting
async though
Why tho
🙆♂️
You run it once a month, no need for it to be async
harder not being async
It actually was in order at one point.
I love cs:Go competitive https://i.imgur.com/y30GFMe.png
and last of them kicked themselves
i like rust
its 3 v bot
Uptime: 2 days
anybody know any poems that i can easily write about that explore the connection between the human condition and the landscape lmao
what the fuck
no
Find something in your literature book
google: poems that i can easily write about that explore the connection between the human condition and the landscape lmao
literature book?
Literature is a main subject in this country btw
I know quite a bit of them
You get to learn poems, all cultural paragraphs made by historical
is that just english class thien?
It's Vietnamese
mmmm
same here. language and literature are in 1
like we mainly speak english and the class in which we study poems, stories, literature techniques is all just called english\
I didn't like it either but I did better than in Math class
Don't tell me you don't have literature in your country😬
I did well in maths
to be honest I've barely read any books in other languages
or poems
well actually I don't even think I ever did
read any
I've read some welsh poems
so idk any in english
Tbf, English is not a native language here
But I got like 6 years of learning it from extra classes
did u ever have to read any Shakespeare?
There are 1 in my lifetime in the subject
Short paragraph of Romeo & Juliet counts in the literature too
and u didnt hate language?
nope kaliber
u got smth wrong with u then
romeo and juliet is one of the best of Shakespeare's tragedies
they just end up ||all commiting suicide in the end|| its hilarious
dont wanna spoil it, too recent ;)
This is so cool
wtf you spoiled it
but
I put spoiler marks
sadge
I'll spoil the next episode of wandavidion then
man the last episode was such filler
not at all 🤔
someone kills themselves because they think someone else is dead but that someone else was not dead yet and when they see that the other someone killed themselves they ended their own life as well
..
@sharp sky we do have literature but all the states call their subjects different things
in my state that subject is called english literature
where u look at poems and shit
then I think we also have english language, and english
my favourite poem
Hi! Im looking for someone that wants to play Missile Wars map.. I need 2 people. Join: trustgames.net:16000 (ver 1.16.5) if you want to play 🙂 Thanks! 🙂
@woven prairie caught u in a skyblock trading discord server
Don't advertise..
#816184752205201408 might
its just for map
No, unless the user asks you for the IP, don't send it
All good
I didn’t he’s there and he has the friends role and everything
Wasn't aimed at you..
isnt that charlies server
Even without the edit, wasn't aimed at you
My friend owns it, lol - I don't talk ther
Oh
I don't even play Hypixel, lol
last login, lol
ur mvp+ though
Doesn't mean anything XD - It's just a rank
lol
Down bad day 627947: nutted to her bitmoji
🤨
And did it again 😈😈
What the fuck
Down bad day 62839999: nutted to her discord profile picture, it’s the default one
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Deathswap anyome ?\
@last nebula how do you learn 100% a programming language? Tell me the trick!
Practice
So, he know how to use all APIs of Java 15?
apparently
@last nebula how long have you been doing java
from like 7-8/2020
with Hermine Granger
i mean in reality, You can't learn 100% of a coding language, there will still stuff about java you dont know
Yea
Ha, you wish you knew that much
Lmao
Dunning-Kruger Effect applied?
Will do anything. Know 100% of everything. DM for quote.
Probably hovering around 60%, there is so much more to the language than you think
are you sure about that
lorenzo is better at java at you 👀
only 60?
what ami?
20?
3
i wouldve said lower lol
Lmao
i said java
Oh i was saying java
kotlin I'm like 1%
😤
ehhhhh
You’ve literally made a hello world
Most of the things I know are java 8 related, there is so much more in java 9+, and even java 8 there is still so much more
You think you know a lot then you see a professional code and you're like "wtf is that"
No lol
how long have you been coding in java?
6/7 years
thats a LOT
Not enough
I code in chars 
lol
I have no professional experience
I am considered a junior/beginner developer
I dont even know enough about java to give a quote on how much java i know XD
what am i then
.
I think junior is a better term
newborn 🤯
lol
You aren’t a beginner, you just don’t have professional experience
You've only scratched the surface
yeah, with a toothbrush
^
Pog Answer
Yea but you usually learn more the more time you spend doing it
lol
They don’t always correlate but they usually do
That's why everyone who asks how long you've been learning java for when it comes to a job is a complete dumbass
not really
@sullen sorrel Do you truly understand static?
I don’t even truly understand static lmao
uh because of the way you asked it, i'm guessing not lol
Shits confusing
Then drop that percentage even more
isn't static = not bound to instance
Static is a member of the class, non-static is a member of the instance/object
in Java or Rust? 
I dont think thats what matt is getting at though
No
Lol
Dkim always gtg whenever he starts asking questions and hearing answers he doesn’t want
True
!false 
I just looked back at a lot of ur gtg messages and they almost always come after you ask questions and get complex / answers you dont want to hear
When it's all disabled but this whore still shows up
the only whore around here is you
why isn't elara an option
because elara doesnt have static
dude remind me pls work with more than 1 number and wake up ur friend
@sullen sorrel I tried to dm you but it wouldn't let me, you would allow me to?
accept friend request 🙂
@light scaffold this u?
no that's me on the left. he's the one in the background
lol
it's not actually that bad
kinda
i dont play the game much nowadays anyway
well I can tell you in the casual games at least
you always get them
also it sucks that I can't play compe because I have to make a 5$ purchase
tf2 comp 🤣
lets fix that
let's not 🙂
There is no fixing something that isn't broken
sadge
The fact that elara doesn't have static is broken on it's own
ok mr. java boy
bri ish teef
That's like the 3rd time you post that picture, you really must be in love with him
ok its not that funny
idk man it's pretty funny 😂
pls somebody help me
my friend sent me
this
and i dont
understand
what is it
omfg i cant send sound files
lol rip
I'm so glad. I bet it was one of these:
YOO
sneak 100 https://i.imgur.com/iVDxKvq.png
hi ppl
hello
@wary willowGamer_88
@wary willowOffline
"sleeping at 9?!", Oh no I don't stay up late doing jack shit and actually wake up early to be productive, oh nooo
Yea you tend to get more done when you don't wake up at 2pm and half the day is already gone
;D
damn 505 by arctic monkeys kinda goes hard
didnt like it a couple years ago but its an absolute banger
This is my original concept for a Minecraft music disc in the end dimension.
It's not entirely how I imagined it sounding (the trial version of FL Studio doesn't give me a lot of options ;-;) but at least the melody is there.
Disc design by u/ChingBuckBing
I'm contemplating whether I should or should not buy 1 month of nitro. hmm
pluses:
- I get to use some cool emojis
- I get x2 multiplier from boost
- I can change my nickname
minuses: - it costs 10E...
it's worth $10
yes I know
you kinda told us
for the past few weeks
idk how much it has been
@light scaffold can you send me the jpg or png whatever it was for :smiling_face_with_3_tears: ? I lost it
oh actually I sent it in your server
maybe I can find it in there
yep found it. sorry for bothering
lol np
I love fake transparent backgrounds 
how do i get a role in this discord? there is no role request channel
a role for what?
What role do you want though?
Admin of course...
aa i'm a developer so
ye tier
Yeah since you started talking ;p
ok i can see it now
that's xp from talking
oh
oh I see
kekw
you need tiers for some channels
you can't see it unless you speak
I actually didn't know that
makes sense
stops the spam
Well I guess its Nitro time 
not really a fair comparison considering the amount of people that play fortnite is absurd
altho overwatch, lol
ever heard of TF2?
Actually quite surprised for the lack of cheating in league of legends knowing how many people play it
where is minecraft
because there is not much you can do in therms of cheating I guess
minecraft has loads of cheaters
I use wurst on my own server to spy others 🤣
it is ok
does ur "hacked client" have such a STRONG force OP?????????
doesn't liquidbounce have an illegal force op
I check to see if they go after spawners and other stuff
esp
oh
xray doesn't really work
Noooo
classic
You missed out on such a good deal!
pain
hes acting like hes tryna get with a girl
so much courage to talk to someone on discord!
wiki BristerMitten me best places to find free developers
true
Lmao
😩
BristerMitten.me -> Blog -> 2 posts: "lorum" and "Test post"
need to get me a modern portfolio written in a modern language
Wait the blog works?
F# 🤤
Thought it was broken
Lmao
Kill him with haskell
This guide talks about
well now I wait 48 hours... fuck
i would have u know that osama bin laden is already dead (according to the US government), meaning u cant kill him twice!
they even made a movie about it
according to the US government
so its clearly true
movies are obviously based off true stories
Can we really trust the US government though? I mean, James Gosling is from the US
exactly
Wait no he's not
the USA always be producing fake news and fake people
He's Canadian lmao
o
close enough
I know that /blog/ url
Im not getting rickrolled
@light scaffold you ready to get your github profile views reset
oh no. why?
he's botting them
so I am going to trick the system by double botting them until it resets
all those 25k views?
yeah thats botted 100%
lmao
Aint it???
It's not me botting it
Lol
My friend saw it and just decided to do it
hahaha
might just remove it
The results aren't exactly accurate anymore 🥲
Oh god
i have 83. I'm very popular. also I have a star
very good, im proud
2.1%
A lot
Big
BigInt.ZERO
i am a proud visitor of github.com/knightzmc, visiting atleast 100 times!
The best part is
im using 0 bandwidth
This is all being run off of a free docker container that you can write code in and saves to a repo all online
its not working
what a shame
im just increasing the number
damn
IT WORKED
gn everyone
lol
wait how did you get a 3D map of contributions?
stupid system
I told blitz...im a professional programmer
Must be written in a dumbass language
Look on the source there's the link to the site I used somewhere
yeah I just realised that the page is OS so I can just look at it xD
"dumbass language"
lmao
yeah its frickin botted
🥲
mines are legit https://github.com/yakovliam
Discord: yako#5080
Owner of yakovliam.com. yakovliam has 18 repositories available. Follow their code on GitHub.
This gap between e and w triggers me
@light scaffold
Also, since we share profile links...
Creator of the Discord-Bot Purr, the PurrBot ImageAPI (https://purrbot.site/api) and other things in Java. Discord-Name: Andre_601#0601 - Andre601
pls play deathswap with me ?
@mellow zinc https://youtu.be/20xjVGjx7DQ
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huh?
@fallow crow thanks, let me know when you want your multi
is it possible to get it yesterday?
no
😦
multi?
xp multiplier
xp multiplier
=multi
oh lol
usually best to use it when the server is active
yea ill let you know when i want to use it
I never knew how fun coding was
Though I have hit my head on the wall a couple times in the past few minutes
lol
" a couple times", pathetic
I have my head permanently attacking the wall
Test
oh yeah
Mobile discord seems to break
I noticed that earlier
With images
wdym?
oh lmao
mhm i was like huh when i was arguing with someone about mao
Test
cause i noticed thon
Seems to work just fine for me
🤔
I literally just woke up ghee
What the
wot
Don’t ping me ok ty 😁🤝🤝
wake friend up
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man i need a new chair
anyone know any good chairs?
nice looking ones that will stop my spine from clicking every motion
Piggy has good suggestions
hmm i dont wanna ping
ill just search for every time piggy has used the word chair in this server
man i dont have that kind of money
Guys I need recommendations for a dedi hosting for hosting a fivem server current offer: https://adamh.tech/2021/03/opera_yoIYv7oxqf.png and in the US only please
US hosting is a lot more costly than EU locations
FiveM is very ping based
What ping is ideal?
Hello guys, I am lost. I have three servers. Still configuring them. One is bungee proxy, second one is lobby and third one is survival (planning to expand in future). And there problems started. I dont see players from survival in player count. Noticed it while my builder was on survival and I was seeing 0 players on server. (in multiplayer menu ingame)
But when I use command glist numbers are right. ..
@naive barn High Ping = lag
Alot
up to 80 is pretty okey higher its beggining to be pain
Ah
I dont want anything above iit starts to lag bad
How is OVH canada?
hmm
PhoenixNap
@naive barn which deal?
So you start has cheap, good dedis in NA
PhoenixNAP never used
But it's recommended
By a lot of people
I know it is
had issues with machine not responding with 2 different ones they even tried to connect didnt work so idk
I would but someone would call me toxic
Yeah nah, I don't like it at all
party is over
was waiting for u
join
@velvet crescent took me like a couple listens but im addicted now
its like the aot opening lol u gotta listen a couple times
also frosty u need to fucking watch jujutsu kaisen
Cba to watch anime
no frosty needs to get spotify
I gotta watch last aot episode as well
and join the party
Unless you pay for my premium, nein
☹️
jujutsu kaisen is currently my top anime, animation is so fucking good and the fights are amazing
also
gojo
im a gojo simp
Waiting on a guy to respond, just skiddadled when I told him how much experience I have
Because time = knowledge apparently
this guy is the only thing that would turn me gay
white hair dude
@long summit tell frosty
to watch jujutsu kaisen
what is that
higher audio quality
nitro > hifi
rope > nitro
i have a test next week and i should be studying but i feel too tired
@velvet crescent
suffer
Goddamn
lmao im not even listening im in my bed
wow
👁️👄👁️
Lmao
👃
If I get it to work yes lol
Do me a favor tho
System.out.println(message.getClass());
imagine not using kotlin
Not for me ;o
@balmy quest
@balmy quest Just let it be, ignore them
bit hard to do when they're chasing me and attacking my character on multiple servers
sure but that doesn't stop them from defaming me
per the screenshots I already blocked them
ya... sadly I can't help you there other than just saying "don't care"
is what they're doing not considered bannable content here
Waiting on a mod to ban them, sorry about that
as long as someone has pinged a mod about it that's fine
but you haven't done that publicly so what it looks to me like is that you're not willing to take action
yep, as soon as somebody is available
if you could lead with "we let someone know" that'd be reassuring next time
hopefully you can understand how "hey just ignore them" sounds like nothing is going to happen
its a discord server not a target lmfao
@balmy quest is a Karen
lol
is this ur rabbit btw
ive always thought u just got some random images off the internet
no way thats ur rabbit
does anyone know how to bind hastebin to a domain so that u can go on to that domain without seeing the port
if the port is 80: CNAME or A
if the port is not 80: reverse proxy
i think
i have an a record pointing to my vps but the thing is that its the haste server im not using a webserver so the port is 8183
so its just returning paste.lowk.net refused to connect.
Not mine
o
bunnys are nice
Yes
And foxes too
Patreon has a cute 404 page.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/534685730614673428/808023447102947348/unknown.png
and hairless cats
In Andre's showcase the channels dont add up. Am I missing something or is it borked?
Hidden channels?
Probably. Though if they're hidden from the bot how would they be counted
believe the bot can count all channels even if hidden
Category "channels"?
I've seen this a lot of times but its still so good
wake ur friend once again up
have u tried using #bot-commands
@honest thistle
@ebon shadow I think the total is also counting categories, because they are treated as text channel
Makes sense
o
Old
1.8 is old but still gold 😏
agreed
1.8 lol
the movement in later versions feels scuffed aswell
u dont even like take kb in 1.16
Not sure what version you're playing on but you do?
Old but plastic, getting destroyed in the sea by uv light and poisoning fish
muchhhh less than 1.8
i barely take any knockback in 1.8, in 1.16, i take 0.0
If there weren't changes to things then it wouldn't be an update.
Why are you taking kilobytes in the versions?
uh
edited
@fallow crow
what gamemode type?
like
uhc
or
oh
i suck at uhc
i have a friend where i beat him in like every gamemode besides uhc
ahhhh
who
😮
7??
hypixel ac trash
hypixel?
they use ncp tho
but
in the video of admins-
oh
I am aware what hypixel nerds is
screenshot?
Definitely not edited wow
🤔
can confirm, its true
gj
@modern river
ajjjjjjjjjfa
oh-
yes

now
agreed
😮
🏓
i am so annoying :kekw:
ok
i wasn't replying to you 
yes
/stats
/player
/playerstats
./lookup
/playerstatsforefefuryshypixelskyblockmod
^
ez
^^
or /mchypixelnethypixelskyblockgamemodestatcheckerforefefurysskyblockmod
much better
sure
/thiscommanddoesnothing
flex
i got 300m there
😄
egom moment
what about it
what
that doesnt show anything
just
any messages from efefury or egom
??
egom is bald
dungeon gang?
oh
cool you are in an intimate relationship with someone who spends too much time on a block game
o-o
@egom#0555
very cool
so hes catfishing you
idrc
ths is me as a 1.2347397638969068739688973687387 year old kid celebrating my 1,000,000 second alive
not actually me sadly
its just an image off the internet
o_O
lel
idk the hypixel api
i am convinced the hypixel api and code is literally just
ignore the bottom bit 😳 :
um
thats not quite right
i was online like
an hour ago
oh timezeones
right
Time flies
👨🦲 im getting so old 😢
just hack sky lea and steal its source code
oop
wrong chat
i can help 😉
i can also help
well im not on intellij rn
just ask
hey hypixel, can i get the last login?
boom
ez
just ask politely
🤣
you aren't getting the joke
im saying you ask the hypixel API
just ask it politely
D:
public static void getJson(final @NotNull Consumer<JsonObject> consumer, final @NotNull Consumer<IOException> exception, final @NotNull String url, final @NotNull JavaPlugin plugin) {
Bukkit.getScheduler().runTaskAsynchronously(plugin, () -> {
String string;
try {
InputStream inputStream = new URL(url).openStream();
//noinspection UnstableApiUsage
byte[] byteArray = ByteStreams.toByteArray(inputStream);
string = new String(byteArray);
} catch (IOException e) {
exception.accept(e);
return;
}
final JsonParser parse = new JsonParser();
final JsonElement json = parse.parse(string);
final JsonObject jsonObject = json.getAsJsonObject();
consumer.accept(jsonObject);
});
}
```copied and pasted from my *epic* core, you can do JsonObject#getObject and #getPrimitive (or something like that)
who is moul?
lmao
or just use mine 😢
👨🦲
what
🤮 i also see an else there
l
Wow how disrespectful to forget Nullable in the type parameters

Or I mean NotNull
