off-topic

[sharp sky]

Ahem.. brief demo

[velvet crescent]

Even if it's not a demo, disgusting

[sharp sky]

No u

[velvet crescent]

damn

[fallow crow]

Hello

Good morning

:)

[wary willow]

hmm. https://i.imgur.com/4myzDOE.png

good morning tho

[fallow crow]

Nice

Spreading fake imagery

How could you

You should be ashamed of yourself

[wary willow]

oh my bad

https://i.imgur.com/7T4D3Cs.png

here this is true

[fallow crow]

I said

Good

Morning

Period 😤

[sharp sky]

Even more true: https://prnt.sc/wk959q

[fallow crow]

Y'all tryna get me down

Too bad in too cool for you

[wary willow]

nah

you're too uncool

why is my windows clock using AM PM tho? hmm lets see how do I change

[light scaffold]

imagine not using 24 hour time

[fallow crow]

[wary willow]

I am. windows is not for some reason

and can't find how to toggle it

[nova kestrel]

windows keeps switching back to 12 hour clock cause its made in america

and ofc they dont know that the rest of the world is sensible

[wary willow]

ok now I'm back to being cool https://i.imgur.com/x5cMHye.png

why do people listen to Pitbull?

[mellow zinc]

mr worldwide

[wary willow]

o

[nova kestrel]

nice

[eternal apex]

@fallow crow u want spin now?

also thx for boost

=multi spin

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[eternal apex]

rip

[wary willow]

lmaoo

=multi

[honest thistle]

Your XP Multiplier:

[wary willow]

look I'm a booster ^

[light scaffold]

thats rough

[wary willow]

o https://i.imgur.com/1pWi267.png

I wanted to buy BF 2 when it came out but then I didn't. so now i'll playi t anyways xD

[mellow zinc]

trash multi

respin!

[honest thistle]

✳️ Global Multiplier Expired!

The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!

[mellow zinc]

@velvet crescent snowman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXFZd_okfUk

[woven prairie]

Whatever you do, do not remove Crossbows from Pillagers

[velvet crescent]

They become nazis if you do

[stray sedge]

Rip request

😀

[mellow zinc]

o

[twin dune]

get that vanity url back in business

[mellow zinc]

wait what happened to this server man

i swear we had like 50 boosts

[fallow crow]

Oh

[twin dune]

i thought the same lol, hence why i boosted to level 3

[mellow zinc]

👍

[twin dune]

oof, cant post the vanity url

[mellow zinc]

mustve been because everyone xbox game pass has ran out

[twin dune]

lol

I've got 8 months under my belt atm

[mellow zinc]

give me one month 😃

[twin dune]

i would if i could gift it

[mellow zinc]

☹️

[twin dune]

how

A friend of mine who throws away nitros like there is no-tomorrow, gave me it

cause credit

[sullen sorrel]

😭

[twin dune]

@coarse gorge nitro boy

[sullen sorrel]

?

[long summit]

Ah i see, sneaky

[coarse gorge]

Lol

[light scaffold]

niceee

[velvet crescent]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJ2BVSnl9OO/?igshid=vmx2h4be78nc

[sullen sorrel]

um

[normal sable]

TUTORIAL? :d

send it rn

[sullen sorrel]

are you proud of me, in my first tutorial i default tool and didn't switch gradle until 2 months later after knowing about it

🥲

[normal sable]

send pls

I wanna know the vid

and how good it is

[magic summit]

I had to update my nitro as grandfathered nitro now expired

Despite the subscription page telling me that I would still have like 3-4 months remaining

Also, got 2 boosts from someone for my Server

9 boosts remaining until I get level 2 reached

[normal sable]

pls

pls

dms

im so curous

[mellow zinc]

what role

and builder 🥲

[fallow crow]

I have my MICROSOFT CERTIFIED BUILDER frame right here I demand BUILDER ROLE now 😤

I can't believe I have to wait MONTHS for this

[mellow zinc]

click the hyperlink on that message

#role-request

[magic summit]

@wary willow Just checked out the water monument of tfg... Damn does that look cool

Why does Mojang not hire people for builds like those?

[velvet crescent]

@delicate sonnet I sure do hope that is a joke..

[barren hatch]

@delicate sonnet No one is going to make a skyblock plugin for free, use like SuperiorSkyblock2 or something.

[velvet crescent]

Harry,

[barren hatch]

I have my eyes peeled on those request channels

I usually DM people seconds after it being posted

[mellow zinc]

hey, what if they just want a plugin for skyblock, not an actual skyblock plugin 🌝

grief prevention?

it wasnt me, thats all i know 🌝

[fallow crow]

lol

what the fuck is this doing there lmao

[velvet crescent]

Why do you do this to me efe..

[magic summit]

funny ice spikes xD

[sullen sorrel]

Anyone know what logo this is?

[light scaffold]

i recognise it

like a lost memory

[sullen sorrel]

what is it?

[light scaffold]

ughh i cant remember

thats gonna bug me for ages

where did it come from?

[sullen sorrel]

NOOOOOOooooooooo 😭

[brittle steppe]

What's up simps

[nova kestrel]

google reverse image search literally showed nothing

it doesnt exist

[sullen sorrel]

🤔

[nova kestrel]

hi

good thanks

how are you?

[fallow crow]

@fallow crow

whY ARe you INViS

[nova kestrel]

thats good

[brittle steppe]

@fallow crow role "SMP" is the role for the simps?

Damn

Ok

[light scaffold]

the simp joke hasn't been funny for months now lol

[brittle steppe]

Ok Mr Brister

[jade oasis]

s4 e5 aot

[brittle steppe]

sorry not to be funny

[jade oasis]

long awaited

either this episode or next episode will be AWESOME

rn downloading it

[light scaffold]

lol

touche

[jade oasis]

literally waited till the exact second it came out on subsplease

@velvet crescent any chance to watch the new season yet?

its top quality

and shits about to go down

like crazy

[velvet crescent]

Nei

[jade oasis]

it only takes a bit more than an hour to catch up

and then 20 minutes once a week

definitely worth it, you'll have something to look forward to every sunday

[velvet crescent]

I'd rather have something else to look forward too

[jade oasis]

what

you do you, don't see how 20 minutes of your day can be that bad but whatever

[velvet crescent]

Didn't say it was bad smh

I'll watch it when I finish Lucifer

Got almost 2 seasons down in like 4 days

[jade oasis]

bruh

i disliked the latest seasons

[velvet crescent]

Don't spoil

[jade oasis]

nah i didnt watch s5

[stray geyser]

isn't the entirety of lucifer "the devil is cool and sexy"

[jade oasis]

and barely remember anything from lucifer

[velvet crescent]

Yes Johnny

He also plays the piano

[stray geyser]

hot damn

[jade oasis]

lmao

@velvet crescent whats happening in the current season

brb finished downloading

[light scaffold]

netflix are SATAN worshippers TEARING our COUNTRY apart!

[stray geyser]

damn right

[mellow zinc]

agreed.

[normal sable]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJvhhcEN/

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/164523548390457355/797933534806278144/Z.png

my president

[sullen sorrel]

I'm so confused

That's the start of a random conversation

[mellow zinc]

ok

[sullen sorrel]

edit: its a dm advertiser

;-;

[normal sable]

LOL

[sullen sorrel]

fixed

[sacred igloo]

hot single tech servers in your area looking to mingle

[mellow zinc]

😳

[long summit]

@sand carbon Why the friend request?

[sand carbon]

Sry

no need anymore 🙂

[sharp sky]

Is it just me, or this Discord update is eating a lot of my data usage?

[normal sable]

what update

go sleep

[sharp sky]

Managed to slow it down by using Ultra Data Saving on my phone...

Yeah go sleep m8

[magic summit]

@fossil bolt Nice API. I actually considered to switch to IT's glow api for my NPC plugin as Citizens doesn't support all Entities (And is somewhat inconsistent in terms of setting colors)
I perhaps use it once I recoded my plugin

[magic summit]

An option to edit/alter the glow color from a Glow instance would be nice...

[fallow crow]

its been like 4 years since ive tried solving a rubiks cube but ive decided imma learn cfop lol

[fallow crow]

@boreal escarp birthday Gaby? :o

[boreal escarp]

Yeah

[fallow crow]

:D

happy bday how's it going so far

"I want to die" is not a valid answer

[boreal escarp]

Thanks 😁

Well it is 4:30am and I have school at 8 :))

Ttyl, gn

[fallow crow]

[fallow crow]

epic

My best in typeracer is 80 or 81, average 76 ;-;

And I thought I typed fast lol

this isnt typeracer tho so

my average typeracers about 80 i think as well

This is monkey type so its not actual sentances, its just random words

An average professional typist types usually in speeds of 50 to 80 wpm
bruh what

lmao what

yeah I average 85 in monkeytype

random words

[eternal apex]

#off-topic message :>

@fallow crow nice improvement

[fallow crow]

ye

my typeracer wpm is still shit tho

or basically any website that makes you type full sentences

[eternal apex]

typeracer is shit in general imo

racing is cool but their words suck

[fallow crow]

what would you use for full sentences?

[eternal apex]

The problem isn’t full sentences

I guarantee your speed will dip very little with full sentences

the problem with typeracer is they use text extracts, which often use fancy punctuation that you’re simply unlikely to use in everyday typing

it’s unrealistic

[fallow crow]

yeah

well the only website in which i can average like 110+ is monkeytype

and I cant do it on my mechanical keyboard

[eternal apex]

monkeytype is infinitely better in that regard because you’re typing like you actually would

[fallow crow]

I can only do it on my laptop keyboard

[eternal apex]

ah

my 142 is on a mechanical

I haven’t done a laptop test in a while, but I am usually faster on those

although I think I prefer aoeu type test over monkey type

[sullen sorrel]

142?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!?!??!?!??!?!?!??!

[eternal apex]

they’re basically the same thing, but I just find aoeu nicer to use

although monkeytype visually looks way better

[sullen sorrel]

oh btw piggy

did u say that cube codes @honest thistle ?

[fallow crow]

=barry

[honest thistle]

Hey, I'm Barry!

I'm a unique Discord bot created especially for HelpChat.

Authors:

I was created and I'm maintained by @muted fern with support from the Admin team.

Code base:

I'm created in Javascript using Discord.JS

Source code:

At this stage I'm closed source due being a mess and some secret internals. However you can contribute to my links/version knowledge here.

[sullen sorrel]

ohh ok

because I have a suggestion

probably not too hard to implement

[eternal apex]

what is it

[fallow crow]

just found another website that says this lmao

[sullen sorrel]

basically make it so that there is a list or something of all letters, then make a String with the message with only letters in it. Then, take the percentage and do some stuff to get a better anticaps :))

[eternal apex]

oof

[sullen sorrel]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

not too important

but shouldn't be too hard to implement either imo

but then again I've never used discordjs

lol

[eternal apex]

i’m confused

ah

[fallow crow]

OH I SEE

[eternal apex]

@muted fern

[sullen sorrel]

🙂

[muted fern]

It's designed to ignore those certain characters on purpose, it's also not designed to catch every case of caps to limit the false flags that can happen with material names and other methods.

No point telling everyone how to bypass it, cause that just creates more work for moderators

[magic summit]

I just now started using BSL Shader again... And now discovered that lanterns, which are attached at the ceiling, do move with the shade. Nice touch

[native plaza]

Im trying to setup my Firewall with UFW, and i cannot make it work properly, someone can give me a hand?

My Bungeecord servers:
Bungee - 25565
Lobby - 25566
Survival - 25567
Factions - 25568

Obviously i wanna players access the network only through the Bungee cord one

[nova kestrel]

allow those ports in all directions thru ufw

and make sure u do ufw enable

[nova kestrel]

yeet

hi

[fossil bolt]

Thank you :)

[radiant flax]

Is there anyone here able to advice me on what to do for better performance on 1.16.4 with 200+ players.

[velvet crescent]

Split it into two servers

Probably only viable solution

[twin dune]

buy CrystalSpigot 🤣

[velvet crescent]

Wait those protections aren't optional ones?

[muted fern]

go look at a skript resource

they have metric tons

go find a mini game or something

just make it shoot an arrow instead

ez

[velvet crescent]

Make it shoot a snowball, hide the snowball and spawn particles

Isn't that what I'm doing?

What u need an api for

[nova kestrel]

to interface with the programming of an application

[jade oasis]

apparently

i was in discord alpha

[velvet crescent]

but why efe

[jade oasis]

anyone else in discord alpha

[velvet crescent]

Not really, just math if you want cool animations

No need to remove it

[jade oasis]

and people ask why you need math for comp sci

[velvet crescent]

It dissapears on it's own

[plucky depot]

Does anyone know how to get the mini gifs like this: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/guilds-30-holiday-sale.66176/ ? I can't find a tool where I can get a similar thing

[nova kestrel]

I mean, just edit a video and convert it to gif

[muted fern]

Jan 8 you all sent 2k more messages than normal, nice.

[light scaffold]

what happened on Jan 8

[nova kestrel]

Friday happened

[light scaffold]

oh of course

my bad

[velvet crescent]

Probably a booster

[light scaffold]

oh probably

[muted fern]

since when was raspberry pi a charity

[nova kestrel]

since ages

for the kids to learn CS and stuff

[muted fern]

ic

[jade oasis]

yesterday's leftovers

[velvet crescent]

Fuck, now i'm hungry again

I sure do hope that hamburger isn't soggy tho

[jade oasis]

nah

[stray geyser]

finally feeling like an intellectual in my computer science theory class

[sullen sorrel]

wUt

[light scaffold]

waaaaaaaa ?

[sullen sorrel]

Waaaaaaaaa

[stray geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlO-Z5FJh58

[fallow crow]

name this

if you say sandwich you are wrong**.**

[wary willow]

food

[nova kestrel]

unidentified meat stack

[fallow crow]

i wouldnt say hamburger tbh since its clearly chicken

[queen jewel]

bun with meat

[nova kestrel]

"clearly"

[queen jewel]

gross

[fallow crow]

does your beef look like that?

[nova kestrel]

no

[queen jewel]

what beef?

[wary willow]

chickenburger

[fallow crow]

its obviously a chicken burger

[queen jewel]

ew

[nova kestrel]

that looks like an onion bhaji in a burger to me

[fallow crow]

apparently its called a chicken sandwich in america

[nova kestrel]

which would taste disgusting

[queen jewel]

where are you from?

[nova kestrel]

the uk

[queen jewel]

oh ok

[nova kestrel]

we have a lot of indian food here

since ya know

[queen jewel]

ah yea

[nova kestrel]

we invaded them

[queen jewel]

wow barry

[velvet crescent]

That's an abomination Aj, unless you take out the pickles, then it's chicken goodness

[nova kestrel]

pickles?

i thought those were cucumbers

ngl

[velvet crescent]

Same shit

[nova kestrel]

noh

cucumber juicy

[fallow crow]

who in the fuck has cucumbers on their burger

[nova kestrel]

me

[velvet crescent]

I pressume it's pickles tho, since what dumbass would put cucumbers in their burger

[nova kestrel]

i would

theres the beef, then the bacon, then the bbq sauce, then the lettuce, then tomatoe, then cucumber, then salad cream

sensible layout

[fallow crow]

who has beef and bacon

[nova kestrel]

me

i do

[velvet crescent]

theres the beef, then the bacon, then the bbq sauce, then the lettuce, the the cheese

[fallow crow]

chicken + bacon is good

but not beef + bacon

[nova kestrel]

alliteration == good

[nova kestrel]

okay i forgot cheese, but that is always ontop of the beef

[fallow crow]

theres the beef, then the bacon, then the bbq sauce, then the blettuce, then the bcheese

[nova kestrel]

but u cant forget salad cream

[fallow crow]

salad cream??

[nova kestrel]

yes.

[velvet crescent]

^^

[fallow crow]

what

what is that

[queen jewel]

ya'll carnivorians

[fallow crow]

im not anti salad, ive just never heard of salad cream

[nova kestrel]

that

[queen jewel]

ok. That actually looks gross

[fallow crow]

whats wrong with garlic aioli

[queen jewel]

Almost to the point where it looks like semen

[fallow crow]

its not red tho

[nova kestrel]

is ur semen yellow?

wot

my dudes

[queen jewel]

Looks white

[nova kestrel]

u colour blind?

actually i am but shush

[queen jewel]

Probs not

[fallow crow]

no

to be fair thats some pretty musty semen yugi

[queen jewel]

lol

[fallow crow]

just sayin

[velvet crescent]

@eternal apex Can I take inspiration from your site for my portfolio one

[nova kestrel]

oh yeah piggy's site is good

[fallow crow]

gotta tag piggy right as we're talking about semen 🙄

[nova kestrel]

i think

[queen jewel]

Its cubes design I think

[eternal apex]

https://piggypiglet.me and no, I'd rather you wouldn't

and yeah it's cubes design

[velvet crescent]

Not talking about the design, moreso mechanics

[nova kestrel]

vuejs

reactjs

satanjs

[eternal apex]

oh

[velvet crescent]

I like the slidy bit

[sharp sky]

Yeah

[eternal apex]

erm

[queen jewel]

slidy bit?

[velvet crescent]

Projects

[eternal apex]

yeah wym slidy bit

[queen jewel]

the carousel?

[eternal apex]

are you talking about the line that moves or the carousel?

[velvet crescent]

carousel?

[eternal apex]

like sliding images

[nova kestrel]

slip and slide

[queen jewel]

They are very common frost, you can find either libs that do it for you, or just do it yourself, shouldnt be too hard

Actually making it look good might be hard tho

[velvet crescent]

Gonna do everything myself, since learning

[queen jewel]

but that has to do with designing

[light scaffold]

why are you eating salad cream on a burger

you disgust me

[nova kestrel]

noh

[fallow crow]

I tried clicking on student and Australia ngl

[nova kestrel]

its good

[eternal apex]

https://getbootstrap.com/docs/4.5/components/carousel/

lol aj

[nova kestrel]

oh no

bootstrap?

run

run

[eternal apex]

bootstrap is the best web dev framework change my mind

[nova kestrel]

uhhh

vue?

idk

[eternal apex]

my site uses bootstrap

[nova kestrel]

react if ur feeling spicy

[eternal apex]

and it looks great

[nova kestrel]

my mum uses bootstrap

she also looks great

so yeah

gg

[fallow crow]

lmao i know

[nova kestrel]

yeet

[wary willow]

I think this needs an update doesn't it? https://i.imgur.com/pkd08S8.png

[nova kestrel]

whats wrong with that?

[wary willow]

I think its more per month now

[eternal apex]

i'll update it when I add docdex to my portfolio

[nova kestrel]

hm fair

[eternal apex]

@velvet crescent show me before u put a major amount of effort into it pls

I don't want it to look too similar to mine

[wary willow]

=stats ecloud 30

[honest thistle]

eCloud Stats | Requests

A total of 140,190,816 requests have been made to the eCloud.
These are the past 30 days:

[wary willow]

this is past 30 days ^

[eternal apex]

like I can't stop you from using a carousel

like someone said earlier they're extremely common

[velvet crescent]

It won't be similar at all

[nova kestrel]

patented piggy

[eternal apex]

it just shouldn't look like mine

wanna see something fun

click tos

and click and drag the top purple bar

[nova kestrel]

oh my god

u mad

[eternal apex]

completely useless but I try to make my sites as interactive as possible

[nova kestrel]

also im stealing that tos wheee

jk

[eternal apex]

oof

[nova kestrel]

u have so many projects 😦

im over here with nought

yeet

[eternal apex]

I've got a LOT more than the ones listed on there lol

[fallow crow]

pepsi > coke

[nova kestrel]

they taste the same

its just fissy

[sullen sorrel]

ok

[eternal apex]

they don't taste the same

[fallow crow]

^

[sullen sorrel]

huh

[nova kestrel]

all i can taste is the fizz

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[fallow crow]

you can taste the fizz?

its not tasteable is it?

[sullen sorrel]

🤣

[nova kestrel]

they may have different recipes, but all i can taste is my tounge being assaulted by this irritant of a liquid filled with carbon

to make it 'tickle' my tounge

[light scaffold]

[nova kestrel]

and it feels like satan incarnate has cursed my tounge

[sullen sorrel]

cok > pspie

oof

i cant spell

[fallow crow]

Hm

I mean

[sullen sorrel]

coke > pepsi

how DO U spELL it

[eternal apex]

fizz is definitely tasteable

try carbonated water vs normal water

there's a stark difference

[fallow crow]

I mean to an extent

[nova kestrel]

'an extent'

carbonated water is undrinkable imo

takes like sewage

dont ask

[eternal apex]

it's all my parents drink for some reason

[fallow crow]

Bruh what

[eternal apex]

I can drink carbonated water with cordial, cuz then it's basically just a fizzy drink

[fallow crow]

Carbonated water is better

[eternal apex]

but by itself

that's fucked

it's like drinking aspirin for joy

also vanilla coke > pepsi > coke

[nova kestrel]

no

noh

[sullen sorrel]

🤔

[eternal apex]

I assume vanilla pepsi would beat even vanilla coke, but I haven't tried it for a while so I can't remember

[nova kestrel]

coke original is the only one i can stand

same with pepsi

[eternal apex]

coke zero is easier to drink than original imo

but I like both

[nova kestrel]

meh

[eternal apex]

don't think I've ever had diet coke

[nova kestrel]

i had it back in t'day

it was bad

[sullen sorrel]

what is vanilla coke

[eternal apex]

take a wild guess

[nova kestrel]

""""vanilla"""" flavoured coke

[sullen sorrel]

uh

[nova kestrel]

vanilla if you have never had vanilla before

[elfin minnow]

yo

[sullen sorrel]

vanilla flavored coke 🙂

[elfin minnow]

its college time

[mellow zinc]

u are disgusting

[elfin minnow]

for UNIX

[mellow zinc]

u are disgusting

[eternal apex]

fun stuff skylar

[light scaffold]

bepis

[nova kestrel]

yes unix

good

[eternal apex]

what are you studying tig

[light scaffold]

u are wrong

[nova kestrel]

👍

[elfin minnow]

Cyber

[sullen sorrel]

how come trusted role never talk?

[eternal apex]

cybersec

ew

[nova kestrel]

ewwww

[sullen sorrel]

this is the first time I've seen Skylar talk

[mellow zinc]

pepsi tastes so bland

[nova kestrel]

no security needed

[fallow crow]

gaby is trusted

[eternal apex]

what

[light scaffold]

no

[nova kestrel]

just foss everything

[eternal apex]

pepsi has way more flavour than coke

[light scaffold]

It tastes richer than coke

^^

[fallow crow]

^^

[mellow zinc]

na 💯

[eternal apex]

ur scuffed

[mellow zinc]

no u

[nova kestrel]

👏they👏taste👏the👏same

[eternal apex]

said literally no one ever

[mellow zinc]

absolutely not

[nova kestrel]

both companies use slave labour

so shush and make ur own juice

[light scaffold]

easier said than done

Pepsi also stopped a riot that one time

I'd like to see coke do that

[mellow zinc]

do u see pepsi with a truck every christmas? 🙃

[sullen sorrel]

huh?

[light scaffold]

imagine having such an inferiority complex that you need a truck 🥲

[nova kestrel]

ya know what also stops riots?

[fallow crow]

kfc > maccas and kfc sells pepsi not coke

[eternal apex]

yeah lol

a truck

[light scaffold]

that's true

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[eternal apex]

a boat on wheels is where it's at

[mellow zinc]

what about coke selling to russians and the germans during ww2 or whatever

now thats pog

[light scaffold]

Coke made Fanta to get past Nazi trade bans

Sounds pretty immoral to me

[mellow zinc]

yes thats it

thats good

[fallow crow]

what the fuck did i start

[light scaffold]

Meanwhile pepsi has never been involved in anything illegal at all

[fallow crow]

and when did the nazis get involved

[nova kestrel]

robinsons, juice makers for her majesty the queen, stop riots

[eternal apex]

well that's debatable mitten

[mellow zinc]

the nazis deserved to taste coca cola

[queen jewel]

coke = coca cola right?

[light scaffold]

in 1944

Yeah

[eternal apex]

one day snowflakes are going to attack these companies for making the majority of their populations fat fucks

and legal battles shall ensue

[nova kestrel]

ya know what will stop them?

[mellow zinc]

no yugi, the other coke 🥲

[eternal apex]

jesus

[queen jewel]

ah

[nova kestrel]

seizing the means of production 🥲

[sullen sorrel]

hm

[queen jewel]

thats def better

snort it up

[sullen sorrel]

🥲

[eternal apex]

what does tha tmean

seizing the means of production

[nova kestrel]

google it

[light scaffold]

Well...

It's a bit of a long story

[eternal apex]

oh lol

https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/4clisj/can_someone_explain_what_seize_the_means_of/ for anyone who doesn't know what it means

please don't let me be the only one

[nova kestrel]

lol

👏com👏u👏nism

anyway lets not go into politics

[eternal apex]

why

wait is that a rule here

[mellow zinc]

communism good

go stalin!

[nova kestrel]

rule of the internet

[nova kestrel]

yes

[nova kestrel]

no

okay

[eternal apex]

i don't think we have any rules against politics

[queen jewel]

eh everything sucks

[nova kestrel]

yeah but politics annoying

[eternal apex]

especially the internet down under

I don't know anything about politics

cube is my sole source information of what's happening in our own country

[floral umbra]

political helpchat

[eternal apex]

I didn't even know who our prime minister was till a few days ago

[nova kestrel]

lol

[mellow zinc]

🤨

[nova kestrel]

my prime minister is a fat orange guy who likes murder

yeet

[light scaffold]

technically socialism i think

[nova kestrel]

i guess

[queen jewel]

You know what we need? Monarchy

[mellow zinc]

socialism isnt as extreme afaik

[sullen sorrel]

what country is that

[nova kestrel]

yeah

[floral umbra]

2 more weeks until a peaceful transfer of power iwanio

[trim raft]

[floral umbra]

at least he says so lol

[nova kestrel]

lol

[queen jewel]

oh, trump isnt gone yet?

[floral umbra]

inaguration is the 20th

[nova kestrel]

i was refering to boris but okay

[floral umbra]

oh lmao

[nova kestrel]

angela good

[floral umbra]

orange = trump in my head

[nova kestrel]

yeah lol

[mellow zinc]

yes

[nova kestrel]

boris is basically just trump tbf

[mellow zinc]

since when is bojo orange

[floral umbra]

lol

[light scaffold]

works well for us

the queen does things

[eternal apex]

yeah

[mellow zinc]

[uneven tree]

[eternal apex]

drinks tea

short list

[queen jewel]

Long live the queen

[mellow zinc]

very productive

[trim raft]

lol

[eternal apex]

now you're on brett smh

[mellow zinc]

drinking tea consumes a lot of time in uk

[eternal apex]

you missed the bedwars

[queen jewel]

I do wonder if she is some alien like reginald in umb ac

[trim raft]

I'm sorry it was 2 am :(

[queen jewel]

🙂

[nova kestrel]

like half of what we do tbh

[queen jewel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a--cVNyff4I

[nova kestrel]

thats a knight tho

[eternal apex]

lol is bojo a common nickname for the orange PM?

cuz we call our prime minister scomo

[mellow zinc]

boris johnson

ye

[nova kestrel]

lol yeah

[eternal apex]

it's not just community slang either

they literally call him scomo on tv

[nova kestrel]

haha

[eternal apex]

and news websites

[queen jewel]

Who is australias prime minister?

[light scaffold]

bojo isnt orange really

[eternal apex]

scott morrison

[light scaffold]

he is pasty

[nova kestrel]

nobody calls boris bojo on tv cause they can't be seen to have any political opinions at all

[queen jewel]

Wasnt it a lady?

[eternal apex]

don't you guys have a chancellor

not a pm

[nova kestrel]

employees of the BBC literally aren't allowed to express any political opinion at all

[eternal apex]

idk I don't know anything about germany

[nova kestrel]

ever

[trim raft]

I wish US TV was like that

[nova kestrel]

yeah lol

they have to be """"unbiased""""

[mellow zinc]

yea thats ur top person of germany

[light scaffold]

🥲

[nova kestrel]

lol

[mellow zinc]

the leader

[queen jewel]

on, so shes the last pm I guess?

[eternal apex]

iwanio I don't think the people here calling him scomo are biased either

pretty sure it's just friendly

it's not a bad nickname

[queen jewel]

uh xD

[eternal apex]

not sure if bojo is either

[mellow zinc]

not if ur from the uk pig

saying literally anything will get u called out 🥲

[light scaffold]

i mean i think they're allowed to say Tories

[nova kestrel]

it is usually used by people who don't really like him

tories is just a regular term

[eternal apex]

o

[light scaffold]

it's slang tho

[mellow zinc]

wait is it actually?

ive never used it in a bad way lmao

[eternal apex]

what does tories mean?

[light scaffold]

conservatives

[mellow zinc]

conservative party

[queen jewel]

And then we have,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCpgQC3nrds

[light scaffold]

yeah it's not disrespectful but it is slang

[queen jewel]

DOLAND

[nova kestrel]

but bojo is used by people who dont afford him the respect of The Right Honourable, First Lord of The Treasury, Prime Minister Boris Johnson MP

[light scaffold]

lmao

[queen jewel]

(translation: Two Dick)

[light scaffold]

The Right Honourable Gentleman

[nova kestrel]

every mp gets that at the start of their name

like how members of the church get The Right Reverend

but that makes me think hes right reverend innit

lol

[light scaffold]

lmao

[nova kestrel]

yeah but where even is austria

somewhere

[mellow zinc]

[nova kestrel]

i thought it was near ukraine ngl

[eternal apex]

it's funny how australia got the "au" country code even though austria probably should've had dibs

[mellow zinc]

smh do more geography 🥲

[nova kestrel]

yeah

[mellow zinc]

yes, accurate map

[nova kestrel]

that is accurate

why did u call scotland bad tho?

just move that arrow down a tad

[eternal apex]

what's your guys opinion on europe being it's own continent

instead of being a part of asia

[mellow zinc]

❓

[eternal apex]

i personally don't get it

[mellow zinc]

fuck asia

[eternal apex]

imo it should just be a part of asia

[nova kestrel]

afro-eurasia is one continent imo

[queen jewel]

Why tho?

[eternal apex]

because it's literally connected to asia

[mellow zinc]

at that point, u may aswell say that africa should be part of asia because they have a connecting piece of land

[eternal apex]

every other continent is on it's own

[nova kestrel]

there is a cultural difference

[queen jewel]

^

a huge cultural difference in that

[eternal apex]

australia isn't connected to asia?

unlike europe

[queen jewel]

africa is

[mellow zinc]

what about africa tho pig

yep

[nova kestrel]

but that would mean the earth is 3 continents

[eternal apex]

i thought there was a man made canal between africa and asia

[nova kestrel]

america, oceania, and afro-eurasia

[mellow zinc]

no

[eternal apex]

no it wouldn't

[mellow zinc]

i mean yes

but no

[queen jewel]

There a straight connecting them I think

[nova kestrel]

yeah but theres a bridge

[eternal apex]

there's a man made canal between south and north america

[sullen sorrel]

🤔

[eternal apex]

oh lol

then sure

by that argument everything is connected through sea cables

[nova kestrel]

but yeah the suez canal exists

[mellow zinc]

i dont think the divide for NA and SA is at the panama canal

[queen jewel]

Reformation

[nova kestrel]

my lot built it i think

[queen jewel]

• PANGEA *

[mellow zinc]

o

[stray geyser]

continents aren't defined by whether you can walk in between them

[nova kestrel]

i can drive from where i am to china, doesnt mean we are connected culturally that much

cause it would take a long ass time

[light scaffold]

What

[nova kestrel]

also i wouldnt be able to get thru russia

so eh

[mellow zinc]

eurasian train line 🥲

[eternal apex]

what's the definition of continent then

[mellow zinc]

real life lore good

[queen jewel]

Hand em some vodka and you're in

[normal sable]

Is it gabys birthday?

[nova kestrel]

lol

[eternal apex]

because I can't really remember, but I think I was taught that they were meant to be physically separated

that definition is useless lol

[mellow zinc]

lol

[nova kestrel]

its a good defininiton

[mellow zinc]

how do u define a continuous piece of land?

[eternal apex]

land is anything above water

[nova kestrel]

there is tho

[eternal apex]

and what is that?

pls provide source btw

[nova kestrel]

europe, africa, asia, oceania, north america, south america, antartica

source: that screenie above

and brain

[eternal apex]

smh

[mellow zinc]

i mean yes but no

[light scaffold]

uh you forgot the arctic /s

[mellow zinc]

how did those continents get sorted in the first place

[mellow zinc]

[eternal apex]

personally I don't think that cultures have any influence on a geographical term

and therefore europe == asia

[nova kestrel]

its not geographical tho

[mellow zinc]

ok pig

[nova kestrel]

not only geographical

[eternal apex]

well we haven't found a definition yet

[nova kestrel]

its socio-political

[eternal apex]

so i can't tell

[mellow zinc]

how come australia isnt its own continent? yet is a part of oceania?

[queen jewel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent#Separation

[eternal apex]

oceania describes a region, not a continent

[light scaffold]

I don't think you're allowed to call Asia European anymore... 🙃

[queen jewel]

historical conventions

[nova kestrel]

new zealand in australia confirmed

[nova kestrel]

yeah we used to do that

didnt turn out well for us

[light scaffold]

Ik lol

[mellow zinc]

australasia / oceania are interchangable no? same thing

[eternal apex]

btw I'm purely basing calling europe asia on the fact that asia is bigger

[queen jewel]

austrasia?

[eternal apex]

calling asia europe would also be perfectly fine

[mellow zinc]

australasia / oceania

[nova kestrel]

i think we would all get pissed about that ngl

[light scaffold]

Colonise the entire continent 🥲

[queen jewel]

I mean another point is, does it really affect anything?

[mellow zinc]

sounds familiar 🤔

[eternal apex]

it effects me because it's inconsistent!1!

every other continent is separated by water

[queen jewel]

Make your own version

[light scaffold]

We like giving things names

[nova kestrel]

why must we divide our planets into these sections

we are one

humanity

[mellow zinc]

north and south america

[eternal apex]

kaliber they are separated by water lol

[mellow zinc]

eh

[queen jewel]

I assume there are already many interprettations of these

[eternal apex]

there's a canal between them

[nova kestrel]

lol

no

[queen jewel]

The one we use is just the most widely accepted

[nova kestrel]

bridge

there is

[mellow zinc]

where is the cut off of south america tho?

[light scaffold]

I'm not sure that counts

[mellow zinc]

is the divide between the continents directly on that canal?

[nova kestrel]

if man made things dont count, then the canal doesnt count to begin with

[eternal apex]

Isthmus of Panama
The border between North America and South America is at some point on the Isthmus of Panama. The most common demarcation in atlases and other sources follows the Darién Mountains watershed that divides along the Colombia–Panama border where the isthmus meets the South American continent (see Darién Gap).

[mellow zinc]

also, manmade canal, doesnt count 🙂

[queen jewel]

^

We dont

[nova kestrel]

the darien gap is a swamp

not an ocean

m8

[queen jewel]

but thats another story

[eternal apex]

I'd argue that as a modification to the landscape itself, it counts

[nova kestrel]

so is a bridge

[eternal apex]

but a physical structure that wouldn't ever be achievable by natural means doesn't

[mellow zinc]

darien gap isnt water

[nova kestrel]

there are natural bridges

[mellow zinc]

btw, darien gap is also scary, dont go there

🥲

[nova kestrel]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_Bridge_(Virginia)

see

bridge

natural

[eternal apex]

yeah well sure

both americas can be merged along with asia and europe

[nova kestrel]

noh

[mellow zinc]

no

[nova kestrel]

noooooo

[eternal apex]

let's simplify the world

[mellow zinc]

7 continents pls

we need diversity!

[eternal apex]

that's what countries are for

[sullen sorrel]

pAnGeA

[eternal apex]

continents should be scientific

[mellow zinc]

im sure whenever pangea comes back in over a million years we would still have continents

[eternal apex]

fuck politics man

[mellow zinc]

probably a changed meaning of continents, but yeah

[nova kestrel]

if we are still alive

[eternal apex]

someone said earlier they do efe

they said they're a "socio-politic" term

[nova kestrel]

uhhh

not me?

i mean, yeah, they are politics

[eternal apex]

i never said it was you

I can't remember who said it

[nova kestrel]

well it was

[eternal apex]

I just know someone said it

[nova kestrel]

🙂

[eternal apex]

oh

k fun chat guys keep in mind my opinions are actually meaningless and are merely for the purpose of conversation

obviously I don't think europe and asia should join

[mellow zinc]

also, this would depend on if we dont go extinct by then 🥲

[eternal apex]

that'd wreak havoc

[mellow zinc]

thanks for the xp pig

[velvet crescent]

Can we go extinct now please :))

[mellow zinc]

yes

[eternal apex]

soon™️

[queen jewel]

very soon™️

[velvet crescent]

Ooo, don't let me down

[queen jewel]

Covid29

[mellow zinc]

omg

pog

[velvet crescent]

Thinking more Asteroid 2.0

[queen jewel]

How about alien invasion

Or Rabies21

idk

YUS

[eternal apex]

oof us is still dying

feelsbadman

[sullen sorrel]

;-;

us

[mellow zinc]

oof

i feel bad for u

[elfin minnow]

prof asked if people were still there and all i hear is this 5 dollar walmart mic thats like down someones throat

and it was stupid loud

in my right ear only

smh

it was strictly in my right ear

and it was YEEEA IM STRIL HERE

[sullen sorrel]

;-;

[normal sable]

ur not allowed to change colours

[sullen sorrel]

?

[elfin minnow]

=xp

[elfin minnow]

im not active anymore

i used to have the highest day streak on daily

then it all went downhill

lmao

it was like 300

or so

[mellow zinc]

locl has almost 400

[elfin minnow]

if I kept going

I would still have it

[mellow zinc]

smh tig

[elfin minnow]

550 xp a day was op

[brittle steppe]

YO simps

[elfin minnow]

weirdchamp

[brittle steppe]

What's up simp

[elfin minnow]

@fallow crow look in #bot-commands my last =daily

[sullen sorrel]

13/04?

[elfin minnow]

hes EU

[sullen sorrel]

ohhh

[elfin minnow]

so they're weirdchamp

[sullen sorrel]

I was like, 13 month?

🙄

[elfin minnow]

i mean yea

[mellow zinc]

dd/mm/yy >>

[sullen sorrel]

wDyM

so you guys say 5th January 2020?

ew

[elfin minnow]

the capital got raided

[mellow zinc]

first

[sullen sorrel]

hey Skylar today its 11th January 2021

[mellow zinc]

bruh break them up tig

i heard ur a big boy

[elfin minnow]

11/1/21

weirdchamp

[sullen sorrel]

👀

[elfin minnow]

its already november

[nova kestrel]

i hate it when i have to read us dates

[elfin minnow]

this year sure did go fast

[sullen sorrel]

yep

[nova kestrel]

im like 05/22/2020 like the fuck is that

the 22nd month

this isnt a european thing

this is an everywhere-but-america thing

like with using metric

literally i refuse to understand US date formats

[elfin minnow]

who is this @wind sage

weirdchamp

[nova kestrel]

as well as 12 hour clock and imperial units

[sullen sorrel]

d;spigot PlayerJoinEvent

[wind sage]

org.bukkit.event.player.PlayerJoinEvent

public class PlayerJoinEvent
extends PlayerEvent```
PlayerJoinEvent has 5 methods, and  1 extensions.

Description:

Called when a player joins a server

Requested by: dkim19375 • spigot

[nova kestrel]

d;spigot Async

[wind sage]

There was no direct match for that query, did you mean any of the following?: npc blastfurnace wallsign barstyle snow

[mellow zinc]

unless ur aussie, yy/mm/dd or some shit

[nova kestrel]

d;spigot ASyncPlayerJoinEvent