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ruby might be shorter
i always forget to delete the comments
everyone does one line at shortest xD
I wish they added kts
and one char variables
im over here writing a normal program
normal programs dont win shortest!!
crap I can't install pycharm
lol yeah i kinda forgot
one more if you guys want
yeah
Any Eevee fans here?
eevee is a cool pokemon
Sure
i want good pokemon games
Is that the one that has like multiple personalities or whatever?
I mean multiple forms
Here's a challenge:
Based on your current system hour, print "Good Morning", "Good Afternoon", "Good Evening" or "Good Night" in the shortest amount of lines
ah yes
- Eevee uses super-chunkie
she looks so tiny and fragile but then the other forms, damn
shortest amount of lines
Is cheatable
You can just one line a lot of things in most languages
Shortest amount of characters then
I found a "different" drawing.... like more humanoid for some reason....
rule34
Not quite rule 34 @light scaffold
wtf
But the chest area is... well equiped (too much imo)
people are weird
The pokemon part
invite @light scaffold
The hair is imo 👌
uh
Just nice hair
.
I see
Agree
There are twitter accounts dedicated to r34 pokemon which is.... odd
looks how innocent she looks comparative to the other forms xd
That's the point of r34 tho
@boreal escarp did you make the eeveelution test?
espeon kinds looks like meow
meowth?
oh mew?
oh it's mew
Lowercase
Ah yes
lowercase
print(set(input("").lower().split("")))
39 now
I wonder if empty inputs and splits actually matter
ok interesting
Wtf happened to the colors?
idk
My poor umbreon
Lowered to 34 chars
print(len(set(input("").lower())))
wow
nice same
Get Stick Bugged Lol
Feel free to steal, but you get good karma if you link back to my channel.
Click into my channel for more, posting one per day until I get bored. You can't stop me, you're not my mom. Also, I like seeing where my garbage gets reposted. If you see any of these anywhere else, link them in the comments!
CodeCrafter adds a new feature to BTLP and ATO
colored_tps:
!select
replacements:
"${viewer server_tps_1} >= 16": "&a"
"${viewer server_tps_1} >= 11": "&e"
"${viewer server_tps_1} >= 6": "&6"
defaultReplacement: "&c"
Allows much easier placeholders like for colored ping and such
#showcase message is this possible to make in deluxemenus where if you claim a kit, the item turns into a minecart with no chest?
Or at least make the item not shiny when you claim
there is a kit example on the wiki
The all in one GUI menu plugin!
• Spigot
• Wiki
• GUI Creator
• Placeholders
Thanks
There's nothing better than getting a response to a youtube comment from those pesky sex bot-accounts... -_-
There's nothing better than getting tier 8
tier 9 🥲
Yellow 🤮
i like it tbh
me too
i didnt think i would just looking at =tier
this pink?
You're almost support bm
imagine having a color that's not support
o
ur horrible
tier 4 is second worst
🙄
Damn
Alot of people are mentioned there
ur so cool
^
u should send the followers to r/kotlinmemes
no im really wondering why
oh wait
could it be that attack on titan thing i did
possibly
yeah i posted it on reddit
the losers probably thought i'd continue it and wanted to see my progress
lmao
Doesn't load for me xD
...then it's a very shitty one if the url can't even work
Indeed
Edge
?
face reveal
Lmao
I use edge too. It's good
I don't lmao. It looked good but when they just decided to make it my default browser just because they could I got so upset that I swore to never use that browser
Lmao
also I just finally decided to move back to US keyboard and its a bit hard to get used to
I just switched to edge when it became chromium based as I now was able to use extensions from chrome
well I can use them on my browser as well
even tho I don't rly care xD
I use Opera Gx and been using for over a year now
Also, I made the life of countless people easier now.
Because JSONView now has dark theme option (Depends on your OS settings)
like I've used it almost since it got released in beta
brave > anything else
what's brave?
Also, a small funfact: Microsoft did Fix a severe bug in Chromium that Google couldn't be bothered to fix themself.
oh
I don't use brave xD
I'm fine with OperaGx
has all I need
add blocker, chrome extensions, vpn, ram limiter, cpu limiter, network speed limiter
and dark mode force if I really want that too
and a lot of other small features that I like
@regal juniper You should change ur status to "Blasted into 2021" as it's already 2021
How did you ping waffle 😳
i was just recommending
Can we get him to read that pls
It's a good status idea imo
Ok but how did Barry not rape you
no clue

It never did?
nope
no rape
I didn’t get raped
its not service channels
but you will get raped if he gets angry for you all bothering him xD
The question should be why are you pinging waffle.
can u tell him this
If I ever need ur attention or help, then I can ping 🙂
But I will be careful not to abuse that so I don’t get raped
not for help lmao
bet
Well yeah ig not for help
What if I wanna talk about waffles though? The option is there
Sounds fun
What's everyone up to?
Pain
about to shower, wbu
Playing around with some integration for dyanmically handled skyblock islands for a client.
Clients 😮
ooo
PayPal.
waflle can you make me an entire skyblock server for like 4 euros paypal?
Oh god not the scamming shit again smh Remence
just the server
What if someone charges back, how do you prevent that
I’m just curious how he deals with it 😅
you don't. you dispute
Work with clients you know won't charge back 
Big brain
e
Glare, working on this btw
https://github.com/op65n/ChatReaction
I can't really say too much but the people I work with will never try to chargeback.
Ok waffle
I don't go working with anyone 😛
They can't chargeback if ya kill them 😏
Frosty 
For legal reasons, that's a joke ^
Also I've found that invoices help.
If they pay via an invoice, it's harder for them to chargeback.
what are you using for invoices?
PayPal
Paypal
wait how can you make them?
What if I write up a google document contract
It's what I keep suggesting to everyone but noone listens ;(
Uh I have no idea, haha. The clients I work with these days usually have their shit together and they can afford my services 😛
what invoices? I've seen you saying about them before but then forgot to search how to make them
lmao
Yup!
Smh
Also the projects I work on aren't really small anymore. One of the projects I have right now was presented to me via 23 page document.
Imagine getting more than the plugin name for the project details
50 pages is what I usually take
Couldn't be me
It'll probably be closer to 40 - 50 once it's completed and redesigned for showcase.
But, it's some exciting stuff.
What kind of stuff
When will it be complete?
invoices still take the 35% or whatever it is depending on country right?
That's a good question. I've been working on it for about 2 months. I figure 2 or 3 more max.
No Blitz
wait really?
I don't think I've ever paid fees with invoices
Wtf
How
Aaaand I wrote another huge text to explain my thoughs an such....
https://github.com/Bastian/bStats-Metrics/pull/52#issuecomment-757300772
PlsSendhelpIWriteTooMuch
maybe in like 5-6 months I'll start making some bigger projects as well lmao
What plugin could you possibly want that takes 23 pages
rn I'm learning Java from scratch.
That’s insane
Remence maybe a whole server?
Oh
That’s a lot of work dude
well
How much would you charge for an entire custom kit pvp server for example blitz?
Obviously
well me nothing.
Oh you don’t do that stuff?
because I'd probably fail at delivering lmao
Oh wait there is a fee
A gamemode (:
Doubt anyone can give you an estimate based off of just that
not that much
Honestly, any plugin that is somewhat complex
for me it takes 35% when I do normal payment and if the guy uses another currency it also takes from currency conversion
I wish my commission requirements were always this thorough
I mean just get Andre to write the docs for it and you can make a join plugin be that long of docs 
yeah I've tried a couple times and people expected me to write what they want and then edit on that lmaoo
People tend to just assume you know exactly what they're thinking of
yep
Do you not read minds? Pathetic
It's an actual art to figure out what people want
The fun part is when you make something, but then they keep requesting changes because they changed their mind
well now that we talk about people that are not helpful. there's that category of people that just jump in conversations and try to help even tho they have no clue how and they just make the conversation longer and useless.
Yup yup been there
don't
make a TOS
some *
or something
and give them the link.
Gonna do that when I make my portfolio website
I think piggy has a page with ToS for comissions and I think its a great idea
like just a paste helpchat
is enough
for now lmao
and if they don't agree on any just let them go
its better

xD
Like a week
Wow! Thats quicker than I couldve done it.
Wanna judge another one?
yea
That's a sick website
Dms tho, and no leaking 
Personal shit
you should honestly showcase that
will never leak
imagine using apache
but dm me
nginx >
Yes
better than?
I wanna buy a vps or something to host my own website but I'm to lazy and poor lmao
yes
yes
No template, it's a startup for my brother for school
that is nicer lol
They have to make an entire startup as an assignment
i was expecting another joke
Kek
Honestly this was a great investment for me, you can use it to host so much stuff and as long as you don't have a really big thing you can get something for 3-5€ a month
xD
I just use a dedi for it
@velvet crescent make target as _blank for links
Wat
yeah I know but rn I have 0 money coming in and a lot going out lmao
new tabs
for example the ig link
it opens in the same ta
tab
make it new tab
its better marketing xD
but looks pretty nice. better tha what I'd do in like 3 months
I did a website once and the best thing in it was the cookie clicker lmao
Kek
the project was html css js
only
but I wanted to make the website about CGI
and they asked me to make some CGI as wel
but my laptop
barely could even open blender
lmao
and it was to complicated for me anyway
so I tried to make a donut but turned out to be just a white tours
which is the name of the shape of a donut btw
anyways I just put on that page "I can't make CGI but here's a cookie clicker"
lmao
and made a cookie clicker game xD
On a completely different note, @reef path regarding the 'exchange' we had the other day: here's a great video covering most of the topic (including citations in description)
I did want to share this earlier, but forgot it
https://youtu.be/UBc7qBS1Ujo
I would like to never hear about The Bell Curve ever again.
Contact:
https://twitter.com/shaun_vids
https://www.patreon.com/shaunfromyoutube
Section time codes:
6:15 Intelligence
17:18 The Bell Curve
30:03 General Intelligence
57:21 IQ Tests
1:41:15 IQ vs Environment
2:02:34 Politics
Content warning: discussion of racism, ableism, misogyny,...
Use https://paste.helpch.at/ for errors, logs and configs. So we don't spam the discord.
List some examples please
I know there’s a lot to host but all I can think of is server, discord bot, email, website
Is that all?
tbf that's a lot of stuff
True
Could I make the website for my server?
Then I would use namelessmc or whatever it’s called
game servers, email servers, all kinds of applications/scripts that you want to be running 24/7, web servers (including stuff like own paste/cdn)
Do you use ovh?
No
What do you use
I use contabo
What’s wrong with ovh
i would recommend linode but I guess its ur choice
and yeah I don't really remember, but ovh was shit I remember
self hosted 
Fefo
Just buy a server 4head
lol opening ur network like that seems bad
What r ur thoughts
Sadge
@normal sable u can make ur own Jenkins build server
On local host?
on a vps
So you mean a regular server..?
yeah
Thank you I just wanted to know all the possibilities with a vps
Or any other ci cd for that matter
Cuz they expensive
As I said before you can get very cheap VPS
For even less than that
eh my linode is pretty expensive tbh
oh lol
lol spigot
Although IMO it should have purchases disabled.
just sell plugins on github
Finally!
Why so Brett
Lots of issues, barely runs, minimal updates, still overpriced
^
There's a lot?
Still waiting on md5's reply to all that stuff
There is Terra, OTG with Biome Bundle (Currently 1.16 alpha)
^
Then use that
Like EWG is just EW
o
I used it once, wasn't a nice experience but it got the job done
Was back in 1.13 iirc
is it fair to say that spigot has a monopoly over plugin distribution?
I never had a use for it even though I got it
Also, I do use Terra on my Test Server:
Live map https://map.powerplugins.net/#terra
It's almost a monopoly
I never actually thought of it like that
No? Why do you think so?
But there are other things like mcm
There are dozens of other places to share your plugin on
sort of. MCM is quite big and there are other upcoming platforms like paper's own and others...
They should honestly just remove premium plugins all together
agree. Only caused hate lately
Issue is that I don't think the 12 year old kids in this community would donate to cool plugins
Kek sites would lose traffic if everything was free
It'd probably be the same as it is now, just less leaking
We should have a HelpChat Marketplace™️
👍
Looks neat
I forgot I can’t buy anymore premium plugins 😦
I only use PayPal
why? stolen code?
that's the reason it was 40$?
grandfathered in
what's even going on with spigot?
I know but the code for the plugin is stolen
I'm too smol brain to understand drama
Wym
its code stolen from a mod that was free
or at least I think it was free. I just know that a lot of the code is stolen
well that's not good
also probably illegal assuming there was a license on the code or it was closed source
even if there wasn't a license on it, it's still IP
it does ngl
these are 2 nice world generators that are free: https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/terra-ultimate-world-generation.85151/, https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/terraformgenerator-alpha.75132/
I didn't use them so idk how good they actually are but they look nice.
I do use second one which isn't that bad
does spigot have rss, that's the only way I use forums lol
Could do with some custom structures tho
ye that's why I like the TG one.
but unfortunately my dedi is fully used so I don't have a test server or anything to test my shit
I wish moving everything from one dedi to another would be easy.
eh
and I'm saying that because I have no clue on how to do it xD
yay math test tomorrow
I honestly consider making a set only for world generators on my server.
Like to Show OTG, Terra and Terraformgenerator.
I mean why not
oh man I'm sorry for you
its 3 hours and 45 minutes long
3 hours but i have 45 mins extra
1.5 hours is the minimum you have to stay
and also what I staid
lmao
spoiler alert. I failed
it
gl mate.
tfg?
ah
yeah but looks good
because I have a plugin on Bungee that checks a player for permission
and unless I set the permission per player
it doesn't work
so if they have group with that permission it doesn't work
I realy have to use their API? 😦
normal bungee ProxiedPlayer#hasPermission
look above kek
the plugin
links above
to both
he uses TfG
wait a second
if I have a group just on one server and I have a global permission
does it count as me having the permission on bungee?
I'm assuming no. that makes way more sense
heyo 😄
im doing well
just about to get the world record
for some speed course
uno 😮
I'm grinding cod
which one
btw lemmo for the longest time I thought ur pfp was a faceless man with a hoodie/hat thing
just an fyi
lmao
it is a pokemon
what pokemon?
😮
no please
I'll do anything
unless u wanna come over and we can play some bedwars?
idk its up to u
Gratz on yellow @light scaffold
funnycube, is it true that we are automatically granted support at tier 9 and admin at tier 10
No idea, no one has reached it
Let's be real, if ur gonna be so active to the point where u get t9 or 10 u def need a good reward like admin 😏
years
smh
Sheet1
Level,XP Needed,Difference,Second Difference,Third Difference,#bot-commands gives no XP,Level,XP Requirement
59,0,1,0
58,-385,980,-397,405,-383,700,2,155
57,385,980,11,425,-13,705,-21,455,3,375
56,374,555,25,130,7,750,-1,725,Underlined indicates an exact value (calculated from =lvl),4,670...
idk but a long time
yea lol
wait, this spreadsheet is incomplete 
yeah, that mustve been the highest level at the time
if u use the formula u can work out the rest tho
well the formula works (i think)
so yeah
the green box on the right goes up to 100
crazy to think that, iirc cube was highest level at the time and was only 59
that level has been trumped by quite a few people now 🙂
315,171 more xp to t9
Sucks if there was another factor in play at the higher levels
approximately
is there?
what are you trying to say 👀
Idk, is there?
😬
hes baiting
cube quickly changing the formula now to wreck us
300k xp until tier 9
LOL what is this ive never see nit before
we made it ages ago
lockdown made us do it 🥲
scouring through #bot-commands in the name of science
lmao nice
That role colour is ugly
no it's not
it is
=tiers
=tier
Ex
what
also, bad naming of the command tbh cube, id recommend adding =tiers
yeah i feel like everyone tries typing =tiers first
was it exactly that?
havent we already told you the problem
don't use the section code
it breaks shit
where would u mkae that prefix string tho
in the main class?
efe r u familiar with dm?
you should be able to do it now
np
yes
...
You also have other options kali
o
Encoding
Just use translate
extension function 😔
is elara done..?
I wish
I don't remember where I left it but I'm pretty sure something broke
I remember spending 10 hours straight trying to get something working and then giving up
🥲
yeah that sounds like me and my old server
good night efe
Bonne nuit
dm is great
yeah but I can't get args to work 😢
I wanna learn how to make guis in my plugins though too
what server ver
1.12.2
o
is my test server
ask blitz / #general-plugins, he knows more dm than me 🥲
i havent used args, i just know they dont work on 1.8, because of v1.10.5
I've never used any of the plugins this server is for lol
The only reason I came here was AutoSell API help
args were introduced in 1.12, then revised in 1.13 of dm iirc
Which nobody provided 😔
pain.
Ive used papi but it was mostly my friend working with it
well
papi is great
better late than never
Oh yeah papi obviously
I ended up fixing it myself
o
It's bm the golden man now 
😎
It's bm the golden man simp now
🙄
thats terrible
If there would really be a service that only offers 2GB storage.... I hope they would go bankrupt
bm whats the hosting service u use? dont u get like double that specs for cheaper?
Yeah that's a pretty awful deal
It sure is. $7 for only 2GB and also only one vCore
I use contabo but it's EU only
um
Very good though
ah
so what do actually put stuff on
I have Hetzner
the storage or ram
What
Hetzner is good I think
ur saying 40 is bad
storage? lol
for 7 dollars
Do you know how a computer works?
how is 40gb bad for 7
You store stuff on storage
thats god awful
It's trash
I get 200GB for €5
wtf
We have the uh
200 for 5?
yes
That's $6 / month
That is also a lot better
wtf
The mainstream providers are usually very overpriced
thats insane
ovh be like
yeah but I get sketched out when moving to the lesser known brands
atleast ovh actually has good stuff so they can charge a premium
Piggy's been using that for 2 years or so and I used it for a year. It's pretty decent.
ovh?
Well I mean I use OVH currently but that link above I used to use.
It is. Around 13 bucks a month for 4 vCPUs, 8GB RAM, 80GB Storage
- 20TB traffic a month
and this company charging 27 for basically the same thing 🤣
Sounds pretty good
yea that is
I overpay now for what I use from OVH but idrc anymore. It has the uptime, all I really care about.
Piggy was on a different node than me and I think I just got unlucky. The uptime wasn't too bad but I just had problems when it goes down due to the stuff I was hosting.
very colorful
this will become a common theme with bm being yellow now 😊
caught me in my stupid mode asking about storage and ram LOL
¯_(ツ)_/¯
smh remence
for hosting?
yo could someone help me out, I need to verify my discord with a phone number..
I just noticed that Discord client is now updating name color similar to how android does it
Like it now instantly switched to blue
While it previously only would do that if I either reload the client or switch channels...
@wooden glen please remove your post and stop. That channel is specifically made for service requests.
not for money requests. thanks
I didn't
ain't got access
but there are rules
for that
so maybe read them. thanks
i think disc added a thing where u can pm people
lemme check
yeah they did
jk all love man
Hi
To avoid further violations of our rules please familiarise yourself with them, they can be found at fsharp.org
Thank you!
k
🙂
F# good?
F is F-ing good
Yes
I've only used it a few times but I love it
It's so clean
Probably the best looking language I know of
@muted fern can we create a petition for emoji leaderboards
feel like it would just encourage spam
not at all
Daily leaderboard in other hand 
i promise we dont do that already for xp cube kappa
good idea too matt
emoji and daily leaderboard!
😭
☹️
i'll have to think about it
niall has been pledging this feature for months!
Because Niall likes spamming lol
also matt, cobrex lost his daily streak so uve moved up in the leaderboard 
i would not call it spam!
o
I'm like 3rd then
smth like that
I'm 5th or 4th
in other words - "no"
😭
Actually nothing changes xD
1 - lo_cl - 394 Days
2 - Matt - 295 Days
3 - Russianized 219 Days
4 - Blitz - 173 Days
5 - ??
Cobrex was tied with BM so the leader doesn't move
Updated it
😔
His last daily was a while ago
so I'm 4
oh yea
0 - Kaliber - 41 Days
1 - lo_cl - 394 Days
2 - Matt - 295 Days
3 - Russianized 219 Days
4 - Blitz - 173 Days```
I'm in second then i think
yep
put me as number 1 pls
you are
i need pity 😔
here you go
I'm 44 🙂
xD
This antenna somehow is a rip-off ._.
It's a TV antenna for precisely, and my parents bought them without clear instructions, claiming that it can be used for all TV to get free channel signal
But when I look at the manual, it said it only work with digital TV... and my house's TV is the analog-typed

I was about to buy a digital converter, but it has been a rarity around here ._.
Shoppers online do not help me at all
I chat with Vietnamese, and they replied with English, even the product title is clearly Vietnamese
They still chat like the same with my parents' opinion
oof
Nice pfp Scholtes
@mellow wedge Wanna share some medication 
Well, writing that symbol by hand is simple enough
Just stack the 2 S together
That satisfies me somehow 👀
Pog
Prettify code
Can I petrify code?
Erm... 
what? I'll make it hard like a stone. the only use you'll have for it is to hurt yourself after that.
Too late 👀
o u did it yourself?
k. gl
I'm also making my own WickyKit lib though
what's that?
My own lib for plugin building
ah
This is private however
Breh
well maybe its a photo from when you were young you know
All my pfp in my social medias are literally a potion lol
oh
It would be like this though at brief demo: java new PluginBuilder(this).prefix("WP &7> "). .addListener(new MyListener()). .addListener(new MyLIstener2()). .registerCommand("this", new Executor());
o
Disgusting
oof
