off-topic

[nova kestrel]

its a santa clone

[light scaffold]

oh my bad

[stray sedge]

BM don't beleive this old man

[light scaffold]

Yeah he must be really busy

[stray sedge]

believe*

[eternal apex]

yeah lots of cookies and milk in his body to somehow get rid of

[stray sedge]

I'm santa's personal trainer

[fallow crow]

ayo cant be assuming santas pronouns like that piggy

cmon man

step up your game

[eternal apex]

oh fuck you're right

people are going to call santa a girl one day

[stray sedge]

they already do

-_-

[fallow crow]

yeah pretty sure thats probably a thing

i wouldnt doubt it

[stray sedge]

ariana grande also says god is a women

can't argue with that

[eternal apex]

well

you can

[stray sedge]

you can, but no proof

[eternal apex]

as george carlin says, no woman could fuck things up so badly, so god must be a man

[mellow zinc]

omg how could u say this !!! i really believed it was him 😭😭

[fallow crow]

santa is obviously non binary

[stray sedge]

So lets say this.

Santa is actually your parents.

So no gender.

It's just a thing along time ago that parents did with their kids to get the spirit of giving and recieving.

However if santa was real. He really can't go to more that 10 billion houses in one day that's why he just disappeard and let the parents do the work for him.

[fallow crow]

we havent seen god drive yet so we cant be sure whether theyre a woman or not

[stray sedge]

😂😂😂

wauw dyno wauw

[fallow crow]

conversations not controversial anymore its way less fun

[stray sedge]

I will make fun of everyone untill god shows up (in the real world) (expect for handicaps)

[sharp sky]

@novel ingot get me my memory eraser gun before I'm going to watch more of her 👀

[novel ingot]

that shits nasty

[stray sedge]

that shit sexy

[novel ingot]

ur just horny

[light scaffold]

wtf is this some kind of sick joke?

[stray sedge]

also

[light scaffold]

Santa isn't your parents

[stray sedge]

it isnt a sick joke

it is how it is

[mellow zinc]

????

[stray sedge]

Who the fuck is buying all those presents then -_-

[novel ingot]

no santa is their parent cause santa isnt real, and so is their parents

[fallow crow]

If santas not real then who was sleeping with my mum huh?

[novel ingot]

orphans are typing...

[novel ingot]

ur dad

[stray sedge]

sorry to hear

Also I never watched Cardi B music videos before so I'm just saying stuff:)

[mellow zinc]

please dont

its disgusting

[fallow crow]

just watch ben shapiros cover of wap instead

[stray sedge]

who da hell is that

[novel ingot]

omg

imagine not knowing who ben shapiro is

[fallow crow]

-hypothetically his this guy who for the sake of the argument

[novel ingot]

man is like 4 years old

everyone knows who shapiro is

[light scaffold]

Let's say hypothetically speaking

[stray sedge]

yea men is almost not a teenager

[fallow crow]

that for the sake of the argument

[light scaffold]

Idk the rest

Wet ass p word

[fallow crow]

p word meaning female genitalia

[stray sedge]

penis ?

[mellow zinc]

?

women have dicks now?

[velvet crescent]

Ficks yes

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[mellow zinc]

glad im a virgin in that case

[stray sedge]

that's called being trans

or not wanting your V

[sullen sorrel]

um

[novel ingot]

weird times man i guess

[light scaffold]

I mean

I still would

[long summit]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-teddy-bear-there-are-no-chicks-with-dicks-guys-with-tits-gif-4233151

[mellow zinc]

😂😂

i love ted

[velvet crescent]

My momma ain't raise no quitter!

[sullen sorrel]

this chat is so messed up 🤣

[mellow zinc]

funny stuff man

[stray sedge]

gonna save that one

[stray sedge]

:0

[light scaffold]

haha just kidding

haha

ever heard of clojure?

[stray sedge]

yes

[mellow zinc]

🤨

[stray sedge]

cuz of you

[light scaffold]

ah good

[sullen sorrel]

clojures a language, correct?

[stray sedge]

no

[sullen sorrel]

o

[stray sedge]

it's something but not that

[sullen sorrel]

k

[light scaffold]

correct!

You should try it :)

[long summit]

Clojure is a state of mind 🥺

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[mellow zinc]

a bad state of mind

[light scaffold]

clojure isn't a hobby, or a language, it's a lifestyle

[mellow zinc]

a bad lifestyle

[sharp sky]

Why is every channels here i see turning into a dread chaos of topics lol

[stray sedge]

hey don't judge

I only judge.

[light scaffold]

[sharp sky]

A

[novel ingot]

clojure < kotlin < java < eclipse

[light scaffold]

please back up your statement with logic and reasoning

[novel ingot]

eclipse is #1 obviously

java is good cause eclipse has it

[uneven tree]

haskell tho

[novel ingot]

kotlin is next cause it sounds good but ive nver used it

and clojure idk about so it sucks

[uneven tree]

Bad mindset

[light scaffold]

I would encourage everyone to learn at least one Functional language in their life

it's a very fun experience

Also F# is really hot

[fading grove]

Yeah lol

i was grinding for an smp

i created a server for my highschool

and started making plugins for it

lol

yeah

[uneven tree]

Lol smp

Lololol

[fading grove]

xD

i grinded so hard

[uneven tree]

Fuck off

[fading grove]

there is going to be a war tmr

[uneven tree]

Wtf

Dam

[fallow crow]

this was me trying to obtain creative cloud via special methods

[uneven tree]

U gonna play arih or what she is called?

[fading grove]

lol

[sullen sorrel]

#bot-commands message

click

#339674157596358145 message
after that click

[stray sedge]

no acces

[sullen sorrel]

o

did discord patch?

#339674157596358145 message

[uneven tree]

It asks me for login lol

[sullen sorrel]

noooo

they patched it

😦

[wary willow]

what did it use to do?

[sullen sorrel]

mess up ur discord

by going to DMs

and freezing for like 2 seconds

lol

bc it cant find where ur trying to go

[wary willow]

I'm glad they patched otherwise I was going to destroy you

[sullen sorrel]

;-;

its not even that bad

takes 5 seconds to come back

[wary willow]

how am I a baby?

I'm noyt

not*

very easy

[stray sedge]

I dont think that is what efe meant

[magic summit]

Discord recently changed it, so links leading to inaccessible channels return this error thing.

It previously just showed an empty channel that couldn't load messages

https://github.com/DJScias/Discord-Datamining/commit/0a1a13c4c73e8c566e264a39315c4cfa005467fc#commitcomment-45713764

[velvet crescent]

Peculiar name

[light scaffold]

They Need Afriend

[velvet crescent]

Hmm they added me By Search

This should be fun

[mellow zinc]

perfect for frosty! i heard he needed friends too!

[velvet crescent]

Not really Kali

[mellow zinc]

😦

[sullen sorrel]

#794429923698802708 two invalid requests in a row ;-;

#794429923698802708 message @fallow crow please remove that message, you can keep the one in #794429922454142986, but the requests in #794429923698802708 are supposed to be for free requests

[fallow crow]

Okey!

[velvet crescent]

What's with people and offering 100- for complete gamemodes

[sullen sorrel]

;-;

[sullen sorrel]

plugins on spigotmc and similar are like $20 for whole gamemodes, which is why ppl do that

😐

[velvet crescent]

But that makes zero sense since those aren't commissions..

[sullen sorrel]

they don't realize that custom and private = more pay

ik

[velvet crescent]

Holy shit is discord slow

[sullen sorrel]

not for me

[dusty trout]

hello guys

[sullen sorrel]

hi

[fallow crow]

Been like that for the last few days, almost a week?

[normal sable]

EFE

efe? 😦

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[normal sable]

DKIM 😄

[sullen sorrel]

REMENCE 😄

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  \
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[nova star]

#794429922454142986 message
Is weird

The user took like 5 hours to make a "Contract" which states half the price, indefinite updates, no end term

And after a few hours I'm blocked

[mellow zinc]

kek

[sullen sorrel]

#794429921803763793 message I just noticed this is apparently a one time payment

👀

[sturdy bobcat]

$2 for entire network configuration

[sullen sorrel]

lol

[normal sable]

contract?

wym

[nova star]

Literally this

Sent to me at 3AM

[mellow zinc]

thats disgusting

[nova star]

Also I was presented as a "full-time dev" the moment I joined their discord server

[mellow zinc]

bruh what

[nova star]

Which I never agreed to

[mellow zinc]

yea lmao

❓

thats fucked up

[nova star]

I would understand if it was an NDA / Job contract

But it's a stupid 6 line document with no place to sign or agree to

[normal sable]

LOL

wait is that a legal thing?

like can the dude take action on u

[mellow zinc]

"by reading this document u are automatically assigned to our development team as a full-time dev" 🥲

[nova star]

So they offer 200$

State 100$ on the contract

List me as full-time dev

And then block me

I also must work on it indefinitely

[normal sable]

LOL

wait illusion

[nova star]

And provide additional features for free

[mellow zinc]

yes until ur 80 years old

[normal sable]

do you work with paypal?

[nova kestrel]

thats just funny

[nova star]

Yeah I have a PayPal business account

[normal sable]

like use paypal as the way u receive money?

[nova star]

Yes

[normal sable]

so

what if people chargeback

[nova star]

Usually doesn't happen

And never happened before

[normal sable]

cuz thats something im kinda worried about, I have a client and I think hes gonna chargeback

[nova star]

During the last 3 years

[normal sable]

its just a bad feeling

well, no its not a bad feeling

[nova kestrel]

can't u make an invoice or summit?

[normal sable]

let me show u his comments on youtube

[nova star]

Even if they chargeback, you can provide screenshots stating you sent the work and that the client is happy

[mellow zinc]

this is funny too. u just know that theyre not gonna pay the rest. also, who pays 25% upfront?

[nova star]

If possible, make an invoice

State on the Terms of Service that by paying 100%, the job is completed and no refunds can be issued

[velvet crescent]

Or just have good rep, get paid 100%, complete the job, if you don't refund them

[nova kestrel]

but if they do, it would be a hassle to deal with

[velvet crescent]

Ez claps

[nova star]

Yeah that's how I usually do

I don't even take upfront anymore

[velvet crescent]

100% of nothing is still 0 tho :(

[normal sable]

Frosty its not about my rep

its about what I found in this guys comments on youtube

https://gyazo.com/9dd0f6da2cfe5bd3f79b8690f76d882a

[nova star]

Because it can mix together with actual money and I might not be able to refund it

[nova kestrel]

'just have a good rep' 🥲

[normal sable]

in the vid he was showcasing his "new server"

[nova star]

Just state to PayPal that you have sent the final revision

[mellow zinc]

dont do it remence, i wouldnt even think about it

[nova star]

Link some screenshots

[velvet crescent]

Talking from the commissionee's standpoint

[mellow zinc]

its not worth the hassle

[nova star]

It's more expensive to hire lawyers than to actually pay for the damn plugin

[normal sable]

I mean, he already sent half the money, should I just refund him and back out?

[nova star]

But if you suspect heavily, then don't work for them

[nova kestrel]

eh just do it

[mellow zinc]

na remence, just take the money and run 🙃

[normal sable]

wait fr? LOL

[nova kestrel]

if u already have half, that should be enough money

[nova star]

Yeah upfront payments have that level of security

[normal sable]

Also kinda annoying cuz this guy doesn't know what to do with his server

"So what would you like me to put in the crates"
Him: "uh, idk u figure it out"

its so annoying

[nova star]

I also find that short projects are more secure in terms of money aswell as faster to profit on

Stuff like updating a line of code for 1$

[nova kestrel]

the solution to bad clients is overcharging 🙃

[normal sable]

people actually do that Illusion..??

[nova star]

I got paid 5$ to update a class to a newer version of Luckperms

I did it in about 5 minutes

It was around 70 lines

[nova kestrel]

lol u mad

[nova star]

I already had it done before I even got the payment

Easy 5$

Or "make a plugin that drops items randomly close to the player"

[nova kestrel]

i would do paid commissions but i cba dealing with paypal and tax and finacial shit

[nova star]

15$ 30 mins

[nova kestrel]

so i just make FOSS stuff and be on my way

[nova star]

I get most of my money from commissions for now

So it's nice

I bought an entire desktop PC with commission money

[nova kestrel]

@nova star do u pay tax on that money?

[nova star]

No

[mellow zinc]

flex

[nova kestrel]

is that even legal lol

[nova star]

Out of PayPal taxes

Well

[normal sable]

so iwanio

[nova star]

This isn't really a business

And I'm technically unemployed

[normal sable]

u serious about overcharging this guy? It might be a decent idea

cuz this guy is rlly clueless.

"So what perms should each rank have"
"idk just copy off some big server"

like im so lost

[mellow zinc]

:bruh:

[nova star]

Also the quantity of money I receive isn't consistent or much

[nova kestrel]

it wont do ur rep good, and overcharging dumb people feels like exploitation

but like

[mellow zinc]

what a great first commission remence

[normal sable]

ik Kaliber LOL

[nova kestrel]

lol

[nova star]

Bro my first paid commission was updating a horrible large plugin for 5$

The guy ended up complaining on Spigot that I did a bad job

[nova kestrel]

lol

[mellow zinc]

classic

[nova star]

Because 2 years later it has performance issues

[nova kestrel]

o/

[mellow zinc]

lol what

[nova star]

And that "it only takes like 3 lines of code"

[nova kestrel]

haha thats funny

oh speaking of commissions, i need to PR something rq

[nova star]

Now he's spamming my DM's once in a while asking me to recode the entire thing for 10$

[mellow zinc]

3 lines of code is always like 300 in reality

[velvet crescent]

I do

[nova star]

He also wants a refund for a plugin I made

Because he found no use to his server

[mellow zinc]

if uve completed the work and theyre still budging u after they are satisfied, just give them a block honestly

[nova star]

As it's a cosmetic

[mellow zinc]

humans 🙄

eh

i mean u completed the work

so charging back isnt justified

[velvet crescent]

Illusion, just tell em to fuck off, you finished the job, unless you had terms to maintain it, just send him on his way

[nova star]

I like providing support for my customers

[nova kestrel]

how long can someone charge back after uve done something tho?

[mellow zinc]

$10 for a full rewrite tho illusion, cmon

[nova star]

But recoding that crap for 10$ is just a ripoff

[mellow zinc]

is it a small plugin?

[nova star]

It's uH

About 4 hours of work

[normal sable]

isn't rewriting like... really annoying?

[nova star]

But that guy takes like 3 months to gather the money

[mellow zinc]

annoying but worth it

[nova star]

I'd just grab the concept and remake it from scratch

[normal sable]

you mean for the money?

[mellow zinc]

no just rewriting in general

[normal sable]

for experience?

[mellow zinc]

u should always be rewriting

[velvet crescent]

||If you're ever making a plugin, and want customisable actions, may I interest you in FrozenActions 😏||

[nova star]

For projects I started 1 year ago

Sure rewrite

But I won't rewrite what I made yesterday

[mellow zinc]

lol

[velvet crescent]

I do that a lot

[woven prairie]

ActionUtil pls

[velvet crescent]

No Gian

[nova star]

I mean it really depends

[velvet crescent]

That shit sucks

No offense

[nova star]

I'm rewriting native code sometimes

[woven prairie]

Lol

I have a cooler API

[mellow zinc]

i am in this photo and i do not like it.

[normal sable]

lmaoo

// This is Bridge

[nova kestrel]

haha those are just my comments lol

[velvet crescent]

Nein

[normal sable]

Hallo

https://gyazo.com/ed802cc2169d3bc70bb9356ece618e71

Guten Tag!

[mellow zinc]

u are so good at german

[normal sable]

😄

https://gyazo.com/70b1a4df16698c746ce454a62653b51d

[mellow zinc]

o

k looks cooler

[normal sable]

true

[mellow zinc]

that was my analysis when i was like 10 and made this name

[long summit]

50 Kaliber weapon

[mellow zinc]

yes

[normal sable]

Gut und du?

[velvet crescent]

Ja

Congrats, you know Slovenian

[mellow zinc]

its definitely improved a lot over the years tho

[normal sable]

wait

[mellow zinc]

like before it would translate word for word, but it can actually be used to correct its grammar now

[normal sable]

frosty u aren't german? 😳

[mellow zinc]

🙄

[normal sable]

well yeah obviousl

I know german

so I have to be smart

[mellow zinc]

o

[normal sable]

Kaliber

check my spotify

😳

[mellow zinc]

o shit

das crazy

[normal sable]

indeed

[nova kestrel]

German difficult

and english is a germanic language

[normal sable]

doesn't sound like it

[nova kestrel]

well it's also based on everyone who has invades us

and many people we have invaded

[normal sable]

wait

ur german too?

[nova kestrel]

like how everyone in Britain eats Indian food

[mellow zinc]

whats welsh based on kek

[nova kestrel]

it's a Celtic language

[mellow zinc]

welsh is literally the definition of jumbling letters together

[nova kestrel]

based on old Brittonic

[normal sable]

iwanio..? u german?

[nova kestrel]

our grammar system makes more sense than english

[normal sable]

rip

[mellow zinc]

🤔

[nova kestrel]

yeah it's a rip

[normal sable]

I was gonna practice my german and say Guten tag lol

[mellow zinc]

ill take ur word for it considering idk welsh

[nova kestrel]

also welsh is phonetic

it just doesn't look like it if u don't know welsh

[mellow zinc]

llanfair

enough said 🤣

[nova kestrel]

Mae schnitzel is gut

ja

oui

oh lol

llanfair

[mellow zinc]

llanfair is the name of the city with the longest name in europe

[normal sable]

mae is gut oui

[mellow zinc]

just shortened

[nova kestrel]

that place was named as a publicity stunt

also it's a village

[mellow zinc]

lmao

[nova kestrel]

it's full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyndrobwyllllantasilliogogogoch

I probably spelt that wrong

[mellow zinc]

@fallow crow

...

[nova kestrel]

most places aren't named like that

[mellow zinc]

🙄

[nova kestrel]

I was born in Rhosllanurhugog

very sensible name

[mellow zinc]

yes, very sensible

[nova kestrel]

yeah

[mellow zinc]

like, how do u even pronounce that 🤣

[nova kestrel]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Rhosllannerchrugog.ogg

that's how

[mellow zinc]

🤣

agreed.

and these are english neighbours

[nova kestrel]

u should look at old welsh

welsh nowadays is very english

old welsh is impossible

[fallow crow]

Do you want me to call you an ambulance?

You're an ambulance

[nova kestrel]

https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/learnwelsh/pdf/welshgrammar_allrules.pdf&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwj4xMjxoY3uAhUGyIUKHfCKANAQFjAAegQICBAB&usg=AOvVaw0MiZHeX13mAjCdbuzidxVC

@fallow crow ^

oops

[fallow crow]

@fallow crow ^^

[nova kestrel]

wrong link

[fallow crow]

D:

Yeah google.com be logging IPs

[nova kestrel]

nvm right link

those are the welsh grammar rules

reeeaaad

but yeah really

we have sensible grammar

beep

[magic summit]

I managed to update the docs of my bot to match the websites look as a Discord embed.

Kind of a nice feeling to acomplish this

[nova kestrel]

oh very nice

[magic summit]

https://docs.purrbot.site/

It now matches the website's embed.

And I have no idea what half of this here does xD

[nova kestrel]

so much meta jesus

[magic summit]

It's okay

[wary willow]

he is

a docs god

I know

I was confirming

[magic summit]

I'm okay

[nova kestrel]

my docs are just this command does stuff and stuff innit

[magic summit]

http://eccentricdevotion.github.io/TARDIS/site-map.html

That's apparently more docs

for a plugin

Idk... Piggy send it to me

[nova kestrel]

those are nice docs

[magic summit]

I dislike the styling

Like it's so small

[fringe sigil]

2010 design - forgotten era

[mellow zinc]

yea i wonder why

[magic summit]

Ah yes... 2001 says hello

[mellow zinc]

o

[normal sable]

uh

efe

is there something you'd like to tell us

[mellow zinc]

id probably recommend u delete that too

😬

[normal sable]

im literally about to ban u

porky gave me perms

[mellow zinc]

nah u wouldnt

i think i made a joke like that before and my msg got deleted

so yea

[nova kestrel]

I am very interested in this convo

[wary willow]

what's up boys? xD

ugh what did you delete efe?

oh

I can't

lmao

you'll have to

[normal sable]

blitz stop the cap

you know damn well u can ban

efe no

he can

no

does barry have its own banning and muting tho

hmm

[wary willow]

I would ban you rn if I could https://i.imgur.com/SfU4mtz.png

but I can't

[normal sable]

D:

[wary willow]

also

=ban

[normal sable]

but I thought we were friendsf

[wary willow]

as you can see ^

[normal sable]

ok thats enough proof blitz

[wary willow]

weddng?

no idea what that is

no idea what that is either

no

[normal sable]

blitzzzz

BLITTZZ

I need support

support me pls

what can u do

u dont have a shiny gold role

nope

D:

where

😂

lol nope

Toronto

only if ur in Toronto

come inside the C.N Tower

https://tenor.com/view/cn-tower-toronto-ontario-day-to-night-canada-gif-18761188

[nova kestrel]

that ass skyscraper

[normal sable]

yep

[nova kestrel]

it's just a line

[normal sable]

it basically is

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[nova kestrel]

not as good as London skyscrapers

[normal sable]

but hey

at least it glows

[nova kestrel]

like the Gherkin

[normal sable]

london can't glow

[nova kestrel]

the Shard

[normal sable]

hehe

[nova kestrel]

the Cheeze Grater

Berlin has no skyscrapers

unless the Brandenburg Gates count

we are still in europe

[wary willow]

London is nbad

I've been to London in Assassins Creed.

[nova kestrel]

tbf there are like a billion stabbings there every day

[wary willow]

pretty nasty city

[normal sable]

have u guys seen the movie saving private ryan?

[wary willow]

no

[normal sable]

😦

[nova kestrel]

I've heard of it

[normal sable]

ok lemme pull this card then

who lost ww2

[nova kestrel]

who lost their own country to the british?

[normal sable]

thats right 😌

[nova kestrel]

@normal sable

[normal sable]

bruh

we didn't lose out own country

we were given our country

by u

[nova kestrel]

eh we didn't really give it to u tho

Canada smol

like its mostly ice

[normal sable]

big != good

[nova kestrel]

oop

[normal sable]

thats what I wish she said 😦

[wary willow]

ye

but she said

where's it at?

[normal sable]

😭

dude just look at my profile picture

I was literally packing

a 12 incher

no doubt

[mellow zinc]

🤨

[wary willow]

sometimes I wonder how can people make so awesome stuff when they don't even know how the stuff they made works

lmao

like there is a guy on spigot who has a plugin and its a pretty cool one and has like 50.000+ downloads and when papi removed the EzPlaceholderHook thing they didn't know what to do and just removed PAPI support entirely. well the placeholders I think. not the full support for placeholders

[normal sable]

yeah like ur plugins

[tawdry salmon]

That remence kid is weird 🤮

[normal sable]

u make them but don't have the slightest clue how they work

[wary willow]

actually I do

[normal sable]

im joking you know I love you ❤️

[wary willow]

but none of my plugins are good. because I just make a lot of them and rarely go thru them and optimize and improve

[normal sable]

ok but ur menus

[wary willow]

by a lot I mean 1 per 4 weeks or something

lmao

[normal sable]

on the other hand

are godly

[wary willow]

if only they weren't boring to make

[tawdry salmon]

This remence kid smh

[normal sable]

I can imagine them getting boring to make since it's literally jsut config

[wary willow]

yep

[sharp sky]

Wot?

[wary willow]

he's weird

that's all thien

[normal sable]

wait im weird? D:

or joe

[tawdry salmon]

just saying hes a bit on the weird side

[sharp sky]

You're just weirder than him

[tawdry salmon]

Tru

[wary willow]

I play Clash Royale.

[normal sable]

same

do u have princess

I need some

[wary willow]

oh I was expecting people to flame me.

[sharp sky]

Also, no, I need to f- that game

[normal sable]

this is a no bully zone

[tawdry salmon]

but no one is weirder than remence

[wary willow]

hello back. I'm dad

[normal sable]

except when it comes to this joesa guy

[mellow zinc]

u hella weird

[normal sable]

no kaliber

[normal sable]

.

[tawdry salmon]

Who here thinks remence is weird

[mellow zinc]

not on my watch 😎

[normal sable]

GUYS

why

😭

[tawdry salmon]

Kaliber seems to agree

[sharp sky]

Lmao

Anyway, I'm just gonna bump this again

[normal sable]

Kaliber don't make me remind you of the time I steam rolled u in csgo

[chilly brook]

Is there a java ide for android? 🤔

[mellow zinc]

🙄

[mellow zinc]

android studio

should have java support

[sharp sky]

#off-topic message

[tawdry salmon]

Remence is prob hard stuck silver

[mellow zinc]

altho, id recommend kotlin 😃

[chilly brook]

no i mean in the phonr

[mellow zinc]

o

[normal sable]

Kaliber would disagree

[nova kestrel]

👏use👏kot👏lin

[chilly brook]

i have to understand java fully to move to kotlin.

[nova kestrel]

nah

just learn kotlin

[chilly brook]

why

[mellow zinc]

sorry bro gonna have to disagree with u rn looking at ur account rn and u seem to be silver 4 bro

[nova kestrel]

better

[chilly brook]

ok let me google it up

[normal sable]

🤫 shhh pls

[tawdry salmon]

Thats what i thought remence is an absolute shitter

[normal sable]

1v1 rn

[mellow zinc]

just played aim_botz map for the first time in months

seems like i still got it tbh

[normal sable]

whats the map we played kaliber?

[mellow zinc]

redline

[normal sable]

ohh

ok ty

[wary willow]

no don't

[mellow zinc]

the classic 1v1 map

[wary willow]

learn java first

thanks

[mellow zinc]

no

kotlin

[normal sable]

no

java

[mellow zinc]

nothing can go wrong in kotlin, i promise

[tawdry salmon]

and a silver 4 rolled u in a 1v1 Kaliber?

[normal sable]

https://tenor.com/view/kappa-smile-gif-14040974

[mellow zinc]

remence always capping

[sharp sky]

[nova kestrel]

ya aint gonna get a NPE in kotlin

[mellow zinc]

I ROLLED him

[tawdry salmon]

kinda figured

[normal sable]

bruh

[wary willow]

this should become a helpchat emoji.

[mellow zinc]

i shouldve took a ss of it, just to taunt u everytime remence

[tawdry salmon]

why dont u just 1v1 again

[mellow zinc]

ok

[tawdry salmon]

and roll him a second time

[mellow zinc]

@normal sable rn dont dodge the challenge

[normal sable]

😳

uhh

ok my servers

[mellow zinc]

np np

[sharp sky]

@fallow crow hi jack

[normal sable]

Hello efe

[sharp sky]

Also

E

[tawdry salmon]

baby?

[normal sable]

Kaliber I see ur not on

don't dodge

Good how about u

[mellow zinc]

:bruh:

[wary willow]

@muted fern maybe? xD

[normal sable]

photoshopped...?

[wary willow]

wanna 1v1?

[mellow zinc]

[normal sable]

wait kaliber

[mellow zinc]

1v1ing remence first

[normal sable]

I don't know how to do it

[mellow zinc]

but sure

[wary willow]

I already did

lmao

beat his ass

[sharp sky]

I'm just gonna play Geometry Dash ._.

[mellow zinc]

did u?

[wary willow]

yep

[normal sable]

Blitz we didn't 1v1 properly

noooo

[wary willow]

xD

[normal sable]

blitz shut

[mellow zinc]

oh lmao ur not even silver 4

ur silver 1

uh oh

[sharp sky]

@fallow crow quite a lot on phone

[normal sable]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[wary willow]

silver something

[tawdry salmon]

Oh remence

[normal sable]

Kaliber

[tawdry salmon]

complete DOG WATER

[mellow zinc]

download aim_redline from workshop then go to play -> workshop maps -> redline

[normal sable]

I don't know how to start the 1v1

[sharp sky]

Hah

[normal sable]

oh ok

casual or comp

or custom

[mellow zinc]

uh

if u want 8 rounds, casual

16 -> comp

[normal sable]

k

[mellow zinc]

i was global

[sharp sky]

Except for I never beat even a Hard Demon

[normal sable]

we doing best out of 8

[mellow zinc]

like 3 months before i stopped playing

[normal sable]

cuz imma roll u anyday

[sharp sky]

Too laggy

[mellow zinc]

idk

prob silver 🤣

why not now

[nova kestrel]

its late

[mellow zinc]

🙄

the nights just getting started

do bot_kick in console remence

my point stands

[sharp sky]

Jesus.. playing GD in very early morning is a terrible idea

[trim raft]

GD 2.2 or Dyescape first? 👀

[wary willow]

wait

did I just photobomb kali and remenence?

well 1v1 bomb?

[trim raft]

Next update is 2.2 tho

™️

[sharp sky]

What is Dyescape lol

[trim raft]

MrDienns server.

[sharp sky]

I'm not on pc rn

[trim raft]

MMORPG MC Server

[wary willow]

yes I did

lmaoo

https://i.imgur.com/yWzeh9y.jpg

[normal sable]

stfu

photoshopped

[wary willow]

Remence you bd

no

[mellow zinc]

snm

[normal sable]

🥲

[wary willow]

Remence you bad

[mellow zinc]

for my first death: i blame ping
for my second death: i blame 64 tick

[wary willow]

he beat yo ass

[normal sable]

blitz

ur next

[wary willow]

k give me 30 seconds to warmupo

warmup*

[normal sable]

no

theres warmup

in the map

kaliber u can spectate

[mellow zinc]

hello

[wary willow]

ok you canadian scum

[mellow zinc]

sure

[normal sable]

ur about to get ROLLED

[mellow zinc]

whats ur steam

or u can join blitz actually, i think u have him added

[normal sable]

ok kaliber

imma be a good sport

and say gg

[mellow zinc]

gg

[normal sable]

but blitz? NAH

[wary willow]

@mellow zinc https://i.imgur.com/ixmpa3R.png

[mellow zinc]

good

add me then

[normal sable]

um

we dont talk abo8ut that

[wary willow]

already sent

also remence ba

bad

https://i.imgur.com/331wENi.png

[nova kestrel]

oof

is that CSGO?

i own that but ive never played it

[mellow zinc]

jesus blitz wtf is ur crosshair

[tawdry salmon]

might have to spectate remence getting fucked on

[mellow zinc]

😳

my steam is on discord profile

😐

lol

level 0

[wary willow]

ugh

[normal sable]

blitz D:

[wary willow]

game just crashed

[tawdry salmon]

blitz ran

[mellow zinc]

blitz scared

[wary willow]

lmaoo

ye I am

waitttt

[mellow zinc]

o

[wary willow]

what the fuck

[normal sable]

kaliber

[wary willow]

h works here

[normal sable]

I have my bearings

[wary willow]

but not in cs:go

[normal sable]

im rdy for a rematch

my friend lol

[wary willow]

he's @tawdry salmon

yes

it was intentional

well while you're having a rematch I'll go shoot some bots to warm up

wait

[normal sable]

ok kaliber

[wary willow]

how many are we?

compe?

[normal sable]

imma be real

I underestimated u

COMP 😮

[mellow zinc]

oh god no

[wary willow]

xD

[normal sable]

but kaliber

ur back may hurt a little

its ok though

[mellow zinc]

exactly

i dont want back pains 😩

[normal sable]

fair enough

[wary willow]

oh thought you guys want to play some 1 am compe

😦

[normal sable]

I will rematch you again once the time comes

1am?

[wary willow]

no voice. it would be fun xD

[tawdry salmon]

pog im down

[normal sable]

more like 6pm

[wary willow]

oh

[tawdry salmon]

[wary willow]

oh so you on the right side of Canada

[tawdry salmon]

yes hes in toronto

[normal sable]

so are you

[tawdry salmon]

like southern ontario

[normal sable]

.

[tawdry salmon]

small town like 45 mins from the main city

[normal sable]

kaliber is a beast

dont expect the dub

[tawdry salmon]

just focus on the game

[normal sable]

r u DUMB

[mellow zinc]

blitz accidentally joionjed

[tawdry salmon]

kaliber do u actively play csgo?

[mellow zinc]

not anymore

[tawdry salmon]

i see just get on to clap remence

[mellow zinc]

aim maps dont mean anything for how good u are

[wary willow]

yep

I agree

[tawdry salmon]

I agree too

[mellow zinc]

W

[wary willow]

I mean it does tell you how good at aiming you are

but if you don't know nade spots and stuff

its nothing for compe

[mellow zinc]

nah but i have 2k hours in the game, ive achieved everything that has been given to me so i stopped playing

[tawdry salmon]

i mean u could have crazy aim and just have shitty peaks

[wary willow]

2k? damn double my time

[mellow zinc]

global in comp & wingman, faceit level 10 etc

[tawdry salmon]

but ur only level 5

[mellow zinc]

wot

[normal sable]

Kali

how would u rate my aim

[tawdry salmon]

DOGSHIT

[mellow zinc]

10

[normal sable]

shut

10? 😄

[mellow zinc]

1

[normal sable]

😦

just u wait kaliber

imma get good

[mellow zinc]

i think im coming close to 3k if i combine my smurf accounts hours too

cya in 2 years remence

gn

[normal sable]

shut

[wary willow]

I mean I have 1k hours and I'm like silver elite or whatever

[normal sable]

it'll be more like 2 days

bye efe

thats kinda sus 😳

[tawdry salmon]

remence isnt cute

hes weird af

[normal sable]

Kalibe why are you flaming me 😭

I loved u

no homo tho

[tawdry salmon]

Loved

dont love remence hes not worth it

[normal sable]

ok gender reveal

gender reveal rn

k

male from germany

[wary willow]

you're 99% right

[normal sable]

tf

is he 99% male?

[mellow zinc]

he 1% trans

[wary willow]

no

he's 99% from germany

[normal sable]

ohhhhh

[mellow zinc]

kek

[normal sable]

and the 1% is canadian

[wary willow]

no

god no

[normal sable]

YOOO

[wary willow]

I hope no one in here is canadian but, Canada is so trash man

[mellow zinc]

❓

[normal sable]

turkish food actually slaps

[wary willow]

like how the fuck can you even be a Canadian?

[normal sable]

its so good

[tawdry salmon]

Canada is pog

[mellow zinc]

i would HIGHLY disagree

[normal sable]

Blitz dont make me smack u in csgo again

[mellow zinc]

u cant even joke about canada being bad

[wary willow]

imagine being a Canadian and not being ashamed of yourself

jeez

[tawdry salmon]

@wary willow where r u from

[wary willow]

Canada

[mellow zinc]

🤣

[tawdry salmon]

u had 135 ping in remences lobby

where r u actually from

[mellow zinc]

otherside of canada 🥲

[normal sable]

at least kaliber has some decency to defend canada

[wary willow]

I'm from Canada

[normal sable]

good man

[mellow zinc]

canada is great

[wary willow]

I don't live in Canada

[mellow zinc]

ive been there

[wary willow]

but I'm from there

[mellow zinc]

yes

[normal sable]

yeah its cool

[normal sable]

https://tenor.com/view/kappa-smile-gif-14040974

[mellow zinc]

iirc between gn and silver, theres not much of a difference, but mg is where u get kinda good

[wary willow]

and before any nice Canadians out there come to take my life. It was a joke because I knew Remence is Canadian. Please don't kill me thanks

[tawdry salmon]

I could tell ur joking

[normal sable]

we're not as nice as you think when you push our limits 😈

jk blitz you'll always be pog in my eyes

[wary willow]

ugh you're a scared dog

[normal sable]

||even though ur skill in csgo could use some work||

scared dog?

[wary willow]

you are not even able to hurt a fly

[mellow zinc]

o

[normal sable]

get back in ther 1v1

rn

[tawdry salmon]

True remence wouldnt harm a fly

[normal sable]

nope

[tawdry salmon]

i can vouch for that one

[normal sable]

no

[wary willow]

haha

[normal sable]

hes lying

[wary willow]

nah

[normal sable]

yea

[tawdry salmon]

ik where this remence kid lives

[mellow zinc]

no real canadian would hurt a fly

[normal sable]

ik where u live

[tawdry salmon]

but i do too

[normal sable]

ok? I know where I live too

[tawdry salmon]

Got me there remence

[normal sable]

yea

[wary willow]

lmaoooo

[normal sable]

anyway back to blitz

thats absolute cap I'd squash a fly

[wary willow]

2 people are playing on my server and this is the log for the past few minutes

[normal sable]

server 😮

ip?

[tawdry salmon]

Not true

remence would never

[normal sable]

oh

blitz I need ur help

and kaliber too

[mellow zinc]

sup

[normal sable]

this joesa guy doesn't know what a vps is used for

[wary willow]

[00:27:33 INFO]: tbonester50 fell out of the world
[00:27:56 INFO]: Swiftcash fell out of the world
[00:28:41 INFO]: <Swiftcash> Your fault
[00:28:44 INFO]: <tbonester50> no
[00:29:03 INFO]: <tbonester50> Your so annoying
[00:29:03 INFO]: Swiftcash fell out of the world
[00:29:23 INFO]: <tbonester50> You deleted all of the stuff over 2 things that never got deletd
[00:29:31 INFO]: tbonester50 has left.
[00:29:49 INFO]: tbonester50 has joined.
[00:29:55 INFO]: <tbonester50> why
[00:30:02 INFO]: <tbonester50> I did nothing
[00:30:39 INFO]: <tbonester50> Your wastikng your time
[00:32:47 INFO]: <tbonester50> Answer
[00:32:50 INFO]: <tbonester50> Karma
[00:32:53 INFO]: Swiftcash fell out of the world
[00:32:54 INFO]: <tbonester50> You bot
[00:33:17 INFO]: tbonester50 fell out of the world
[00:33:22 INFO]: Swiftcash fell out of the world
[00:33:47 INFO]: Swiftcash fell out of the world```

[normal sable]

and I don't wanna give examples

[wary willow]

lmaoo

[normal sable]

so can u give examples

[mellow zinc]

hosting stuff

websites