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Member counts for the whole guild.
8,118
12
1,935
6,195
๐
no i did not
funnycube u can get $20
well now you did
811,8
xD
but 8118 is equal to 8118
mm
๐ I think i just got proguard to work
i see
what's proguard
obfuscation tool or something
mhm
Who wants a fun fact
wait
it only obfuscates the class names
everything else is the same
:/
I need to find a better obfuscator
=joke
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
=joke
What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An ion!
=joke
What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

5TB of data has been downloaded from the PlaceholderAPI ecloud this month
=joke
I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.
nice
=joke
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
yeah
imagine no boost
blitz
tsk
i swear its like 5am for u
multis don't last 3 hours blitz
maybe
maybe
yo my teammate activated lmao
he's so triggered
we literally get just hs-d
like they don't miss a shiot
I think this guy has some mental issues now
I was laughing at first
or just some other issues
but like he just screams randomly and swears
ok
tyler1?
I made a door and it only took 2 and a half hours :))
doesn't sound that strange to me
you're the strange one if you don't do that in online matches
and he screams
like very loud
and says some other shit not just swears like racist shit
screaming into other peoples ears is fun
and the racist bit
gotta be edgy ig
don't really care for the racism
but screaming is fun
if you've ever played rust, people literally just run around screaming the n word at you
and now people get offended by being called "he"in among us......
yeah
that one
like I've heard they imitate voices
and stuff like that
and that's what he does
lmaooo
the enemy team finally won
went from 14-0 to 14-7 but they won
and a guy
from there was palying auto
a lot
and he had less kills than me
and he was the one spamming ezz
lmaoooo
people who have tourettes have these thing called "tics", which is just an action they randomly repeat, and can't control it
it may be saying a random word
Those people wouldn't survive on a mw2 lobby in 2009
he kept saying get them right in the ass and a few more things
it rly felt weird lmao
like he didn't even play. he was just camping 30 seconds then moving for a bit then again
that's literally something I'd say when playing a team game
then saying random shit
it's honestly not that weird
it is
it's not lol
I mean
maybe in europe
I swear a lot yeah
but down under
saying shit like that is perfectly normal
Blitz wouldn't survive on a mw2 lobby either
blitz you should play rust
what the hell is mw2?
build up more sensitivity to weird shit
Modern warfare 2
Piggy you got me completly wrong
I wasn't taling about that
about what he said
but how he said it
and how he behaved
its not that weird
tone doesn't matter
I've played with people who literally have a keybind n** and just scream that in coms
it makes it funnyier if you have someone to laugh at it
but no one was laughing
europeans 2 srs 4 me
Nah, that's just Blitz, europeans are just as bad
they didn't have mics...
well 2 of them
there was a kid
and he got destroyed by that guyt
so he didn;t talk anymore
lmao
Piggy its nice when you get someone that speaks something you understand xD
Like even russian
bcz I get some of it
even tho I can't speak
but when people don't even talk
nothing to laugh at
seriously you should play rust it's great
Playing mp in europe is basically, constant russians, french, and spanish, then occasional english speakers
Multiplayer .-.
MP what?
Anything lol
csgo?
mp = multiplayer
rust should be on sale right now
Csgo and dota = russians
Lol = french and spanish
The global multiplier has ran out and has been reset!
What a shame
do https://paste.helpch.at/ expire?
no
๐ ty
spigot isn't letting me spend my hard earned money on minecraft plugins ๐
im trying to buy a plugin and i just get this window:
oh i cant paste screenshots here
?imgur
You won't be able to upload images here directly to avoid spam, so please use https://imgur.com/ to upload images/screenshots.
what plugin you trying to purchase
oh usually
that means the plugin is not for sale anymore
what since when
wel idk
im literally on the page right now
yeah that's my issue
you'll see the same thing
because the resource was removed
well the buy button only
people that purchased it can still buy it
download it****
but no one can buy it anymore
why would an author do that though
discontinued resources
or PayPal ban
or it can be removed by the staff team I guess
weird
if rules were broken
but then... his paypal still works
so its not a paypal ban
Is mollie meant to be used only by companies? I don't have a company but I'd want to sell using Mollie. But they ask for company information.
oh this is so trash lmaoo. Craftingstore doesn't allow HTTPS for your own domain unless you pay 9 euros monthly
wait but if I have it directly on my domain won't it work ?
this looks beautiful https://i.imgur.com/dIqEXDH.jpg
nothing
oh god
My head hurts even worse
I want to kms
It better be worth my headache
Damn
ok u ready boys?
its here
oh wait
nvm
giveaways still startings
startinm*
fuck
Yeah but my head hurts still
now its here
ermagerd
incoming
=multi 2
Set Global Multiplier to x2!
Oh lord
xD
oh god
and here we go
had to kick someone
lol
wouldnt let me tag everyone
xD
someone had the name @keen nexusery and it was bugging out
lmaooo
lol there's another one
were closed
smh
everyone's sleeping lmaoo
Nice to know you guys track how many times an admin has been pinged ๐
LMAO
The role or the specific person? ๐
I got most pings in the staff team
blitz how can u tel?
that's the total for admins falceso
You can search by mentions.
Yeah, makes sense now.
HI GLARE
mentions: BlitzGamer_88#0531 after: 2019-12-31
Look at this all giveaways
I'm surprised how many plugins is marked as HelpChat ๐
Thank you to everyone who made 2020 a little more bearable. Looking forward to creating more memories in 2021, online and off.
Read our end-of-the-year blog here: https://dis.gd/2020-in-review
wait are embeded messages not allowed
huh
k glad to hear
Go ๐ the #announcements
o i see what you did there
xD
lol
hey
yeah we get tagged a fair bit
Lol
slide into my dms
I only got total mention of 300 pings this year
3.5k+
I'm possibly the most pinged staff person this year. Unless idk how many funnycube has in total. because i can't see all channels
Use the search function then
oh yeah I got more
like 300 more xD
over 300 more
can't see all channels thien. he has to do it
i have more overall
well...
I only joined 1 year ago
actually wait
when did I celebrate 1 year
lmao
=whois
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December 1
cute
yeah lmaoo
I got 99.999999% of my mentions
this year ..
because I was literally just for 21 days
in this server
before this year
that shows how popular I am ||not||
so anyone know about Mollie? Only companies can register?
Because I wanna sell using Mollie but I ain't got a company lmao
Only companies thingy yea
fuck
aparently PayGol is meant for Latin American countries
bcz I wanted to set one of those up
oh wait
Terminal3
is PaymentWall
lmaoo
I was wondering where PaymentWall is
=multi
My request has been denied for duplicate request. Have I to recreate the request?
@eternal apex ^ ?
Most likely cause you already have one pending
Ok, so the first request is pending?
yes
Ok
How many time have I to wait? ๐
there
I denied it
now you've got 0 pending
and there's no eta on request responses
lmaooo
My GitHub account is linked with my discord account :/
it does for me
Lol
aight well feel free to send another in
and i'll make sure to note down that it's definitely linked
xD
that's actually cool
How do I get the giveaway role? Pls ping
@rotund warren #giveaways-2020 message
Yeah roles are bit laggy sometimes
Hi
iH
Edit: See below for our reply to SpigotMCโs recent statement. All across the world we see one trend. Governments want to ruin hobbyists and small entrepreneurs, forcing them to go out of business by imposing restrictions and lockdowns. SpigotMC has recently seemingly joined the team. I woke up yesterday, and trying to login into Spigot,... View ...
Oh god MineAcademy
This some propaganda?
It's not
He even quoted Ghandi
kangarko is going places
I mean I actually agree with him on some points, but :kek:
Anyhow, HelpChat Marketplaceโข๏ธ :when:
yes
Anyone else get an email from kangarko like an hour ago
I am gonna be extremely salty if I didn't win any giveaways..
yea xd
I am buying one of these bad boi.. again
The last one got accidentally burnt when soldering
โค๏ธ
lmao notice the way the amount of reactions on giveaways almost doubled after the announcement ping
also, 8k admin pings ๐
23 pings per day
Why you shouldn't trust Kangarko
Oh come on Andre
it contains actual facts and a link to md_5's post about all this
Nicely written
thx,
Interesting read, http://dis.gd/threads
aah
Fuck you
It's something way worse
How the heck did cube get ahead of me by 3k
admin
Abuse
Who doesn't love admin abuse
Admin abuse tore my family apart
Lmao
multi last night
at like 3am ๐ฌ
=multi
x2 will be till the end of the year
maybe*
Man... Working with MrDienns is really nice. He has quite some evidence to help me in my next post
I have to say, this purple is not his color
just some funny google thing
they passed me <o/
I am in christmas land now
I have to wait ๐ญ
sucks
@muted fern Merry Christmas
Who ponged meeeee 
I have 9.5 hours till then...

omg did u see santa?????
How is 26% of my memory being used when I have nothing except discord open?
windows ๐
so this is something that happens with all windows pcs
how much ram do u have?
or most at least*
yes
16GB
Seems legit
windows will take up as much ram as it likes, but when u open up more apps itll prioritise ur apps instead afaik
smh
that wont beat windows xp smh
I mean you don't know your background processes
on a fresh installation it won't be using so much ram
but you have a lot more going on then you think
seeing only discord open doesn't mean it's the only thing
yes but
moral of the story is that linux will always use less
and unless you play specific games, there's no point in using windows
so use linux
๐
Why would you not get an M1
cause jackshit works on m1
go doesn't
Oh really
does docker?
That's a disaster
not yet
u still have interopability with x86 tho?
docker uses go
o
so no docker does not work
noo
yeah if lemmo can't have docker
you have rosetta 2
lemmo aint buying
no Go is very disappointing
lol
That means no elara ๐
m1 is actually pretty speedy tbh
and since it's quite critical I can still do my work everyday
guess google has to add another 7B to apple's yearly paycheck to also include go support for m1, along with default search engine
nah they already were on the road to support it
in go 1.16
and not because of m1 specifically
afaik it works with arm but something about the m1/something else
I don't know the specifics
go 1.16 beta released last week iirc
No
go is a very simple language
which is a strength and a flaw
doesn't have fancy things like that
Ah, is it fast?
very
Yes
you know what else is fast though
vlang
which is like my second favourite language
Compile time memory management
Is that like what Rust has?
yep
Hmm is the lower level languages like cobol fast?
Cobol is like ancient Skript
but ignoring that mistake, generally the lower you get the faster it is
Elara speediest
Obviously
Wait is cobol a high level?
Yes
What the fuck is a low level then
c
Pascal?
assembly
Okay ima try assembly then and c
pascal is another high level
because they're easier to use
I guess
because they prioritise human readability more
low level only has its specific uses tbh, so higher level are gonna be more popular as theyre easy to use
no one wants to put up with low level stuff if they dont have to
but it's syntax is a clusterfuck
it feels like a high level language which is good
Okay so any other low level except C and Assembly
machine code
c++
Punch cards
Since it abstracts out a lot of things
vlang advertises itself as a low level language though
I guess the definition is kinda vague
my definition would be anything that can be used to make drivers
that may not be a good definition
not sure
Yeah I seem to have stumbled across some misconceptions
I guess the formal definition would be based on how much abstraction there is
Abstraction as taking away from?
Go has a runtime and GC so definitely not traditional low level
or isnโt that what abstraction means sort of?
Hiding the internals
i.e. you go to the shop to buy milk, you don't milk the cow yourself
Yeah I guess
So C is low level as it's only a thin layer over actual native code
holy c != c ?
it's a language made by the templeos guy
can't remember his name
allows you to mix c & assembly together seamlessly
dunno if it's practical
but it's interesting
Okay thank you
How would you know that
Rust compiler translates going to the shop into milking the cow
and it even discards the bucket for you when you're finished drinking the milk
and tells the cow to rest
but you can mix c and assembly without holy c?
holy c's approach is intuitive apparently
that's really all I know
I can't comment any more on that
assembly literals
I don't know much about these low level languages
when I made my kernel I used assembly for the bootstrapping etc and c to actually write to the screen etc
but maybe holy c is like mixing them in the same file
I don't know holy c ;p
it is
that's exactly what it is
Although would be an interesting proof of concept
and it's exactly like bm's example
Oh really
without let etc lol
yea
but like honestly almost nobody has a reason to learn assembly
Does assembly require semicolons I can never remember
it makes sense
why waste processing time figuring out when a statement ends when you can just have a character which symbolises that very thing
Just do it with line breaks
its the exact same
As assembly obviously does
Speaking of which Kotlin 1.4.30-M1 got a nice compile time improvement
What was it?
assembly literals i heard
o
xD
Wow!
das crazy
Looks like with Andrey gone they are finally taking a step in the right direction :)
Like, compile time, as in time to compile xD
oh right
Lol
I'm sure the elara compiler will be faster
But that's not important
||v compiles itself in under 1 second||
The tweet just says "of of kmm applications"
will elara always be interpreted bm?
No
yea lol
is it normal that my minecraft is literally consuming 1.3GB of ram
really
just using the interpreter to figure things out
Is V written in V?
yea
Hmm that's gonna be tricky then
If we use JVM for the compiler it will always be slower
Mind I am using 1.8.9 with OptiFine
And I imagine Go will be too
shouldnt it be lower than 1,300mb
Oh I see
i'm sitting here using 10gb with chrome & discord open
and with shit idling ofc but nothing too heavy
just lots of fucking shit ig
no incentives to optimise things nowadays
Imagine having ram usage over 3gb ever
damn 10gb
Couldn't be me
o
I never have less unless i just started my pc 
I assumed my minecraft should be running on 450-500mb tops
maybe 750 if im doing heavy operations
I think it runs at 2Gb
Oh
Yeah i dont lower the allocated ram i dont see a reason to
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He used to be much more active here
Charlie? 
yea
I don't know any of them lmao
=dadjoke
Why didnโt the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
๐
a rapper ๐
a time waster*
will u please like my yt video
lol?
this is what i like to hear
a less depressed efe
theyre all my nf
agreed
did it yesterday
๐คฃ
luckily for u
someone remixed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o8R4KrViNw
HUD$ON Remix
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Subscribe for more remixes
efe: dont look at the red shit
me: *looks at the super obvious red shit*
lmao its the exact same screenshoot as before, u can see that its gothurted Last Day
#off-topic message ๐ฅฒ
Lmao it is
@final matrix i disliked it :)
||nah jk||
thien bad
but I know how the chocolate one is done. If you actually make it with real chocolate it won't be the same
like you will be able to see the difference
codedred discord moderation sucks
they literally spamming at the speed of light
and no moderation
yt for spigot plugins
lol
xd
Dang helpchat is super dead rn
yeah.. codedred discord is more active rn
I got 3 months premium free on Spotify now
no please
3 moths?
Welp. That's why I have verification
then why the fuck are you asking?e
I have Auttaja 
auttaja is not very wellknown but its OP
#783231033629212672 message custom bw plugin
theres already screamingbedwars tho
@fallow crow how do u start a spotify session
ill create a session for nf
does one use bedwars plugin made with things like scoreboard customisation, levelling (ranks etc stars) shop customisation generators etc
with simple
in the same sentence?
lmaoooo
lol
listen to returns and no excuses if u like when i grow up type vibe
returns is a must
dodo
well not here at least
since its kinda not allowed. but I bet there are servers who have channels just for that
๐ฆ
At least you're not one of those ppl that have a billion tags in the description
Bruh
@fallow crow I moved 1 cm and bum https://i.imgur.com/fULWStf.png
he was running and jumping.
he opened scope mid air
@fallow crow
we're fucking coming back
this half
jesus
we just rushed
we lost our second round
this half
rn
xD
fuck now its their turn I guess
jk lmaoo
we're winning
15-12
last round?
yep
gg
@fallow crow https://i.imgur.com/8j31gfl.png
I was the MVP of the game xD
[Request] $500 USD cash
[Budget] $-500
ok
@mellow zinc need my addy for the mail address?
sure
kk
Sad truth
Hoes ain't loyal
That's why you should always remember, bros before hoes
Or fries before guys
Haven't heard that one before lol
addUnsafeEnchants ๐
Merry Christmas .)

is google alright? https://i.imgur.com/WbEXJhW.png
isn't 1 GB - 1024 MB?
oh 1 GB = 1000 MB (in decimal) 1 GB = 1024 MB (in binary)
Google uses the storage standard, which is slightly different
I see
1024 mebibyte = 1 gibibyte, thats where the confusion comes from
mebi/gibi is usually used in networking afaik, like ur down/upload speeds
Interesting
you learn something every day. I just remembered my programming teacher telling us like 5 years ago that 1 Kb is acutally 1024 b and 1 Mb is 1024 Kb etc
fuck mibibytes
worse than imperial :clojuremoon:
actually no
its only 1 unit, compared to a whole set of useless units ๐
They're both as bad as each other
The only point of mibibytes is to mislead people on internet speed tests
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charge your phone
24 beers for 1p wuro
PLEASE LEAVE
Ja extra sale for 2 weeeks
Mexico cities
Cartels located in those cities, yes
what
No
You can't stop me
Do it
That won't prevent me from chatting in 5 guilds but ok lol
k
Aaaaaaaaand made a new post to piss off people xD
https://www.andre601.ch/blog/posts/truth-and-lies/
Why claims of popular devs might not be the truth.
Same thing