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mellow zinc
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o

sullen sorrel
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o

mellow zinc
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@wary willow is there a faq for the helpchat wiki

wary willow
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=wiki

mellow zinc
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no perms

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☹️

wary willow
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oh rly?

mellow zinc
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what a disappointment

wary willow
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yeah

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I mean... wiki.helpch.at

mellow zinc
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its annoying for me

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to type it in the browser

wary willow
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right

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so its easier to do ?wiki

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then click xD

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lazy

mellow zinc
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yes

wary willow
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I'll add it just for you lmao

mellow zinc
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🙂

wary willow
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do you want shortcuts as well?

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Like the main link

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and the for each plugin

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a link? xD

mellow zinc
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just main link

wary willow
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done

mellow zinc
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thank

fallow crow
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Has anyone seen my Casio fx-300ES PLUS?

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I need it and I can't seem to find it :(

mellow zinc
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ye i took it for my exam

fallow crow
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you moth---

mellow zinc
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my bad, will give it back to u

fallow crow
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-_-

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okay okay

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I'll let this one pass :3

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in all seriousness windows' calculator sucks ass hair

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I miss my calculator ;(

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and I cba to buy a new one lol

wary willow
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lmaooo

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just do what I do

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join my mc server and use WG's //calc

fallow crow
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LMAO

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you're a bloody genius

wary willow
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I know. no need for confirmation. but thanks xD

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I just use google to calculate small things like a lot of + or -

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or //calc

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but I use sqrt, ^, *, / etc

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its pretty nice

fallow crow
mellow zinc
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o

fallow crow
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oh no

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the cube is online

mellow zinc
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hes came back to keep his #1 spot

muted fern
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o

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fancy that, i've got the top spot again

mellow zinc
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what happened to bettermin

muted fern
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demoted again, per usual

mellow zinc
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😭

wary willow
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who's bettermin xD

fallow crow
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also

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@wary willow

wary willow
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xD

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its pretty good.

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ngl

light scaffold
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WHAT

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How could this happen

fallow crow
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:o

wary willow
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World edit

light scaffold
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D:

wary willow
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//calc

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bcz Windows Calculator sucks

light scaffold
wary willow
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wait what

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how did he took over?

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he's cheating BM

fallow crow
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in the chat text box it looks a bit funky tho

light scaffold
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admin abuse

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It must be

wary willow
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I'm telling you he's cheating

fallow crow
wary willow
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btw I'm almost top 4 xD

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wait

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actuallty

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=xp

honest thistleBOT
wary willow
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oh I'm top 4

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almost top 3

light scaffold
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Nice

wary willow
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Kaliber I'm coming for that spot

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just 14k

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not that much xD

muted fern
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that means i have to talk if you talk, which is no fun

light scaffold
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good point

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Perhaps we can come to an arrangement

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We both have the same XP and then never talk again

muted fern
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checks out

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whos hyped for the next lot of giveaways

fallow crow
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am not

muted fern
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Your chances increase

fallow crow
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:o

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how so

muted fern
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16 items

fallow crow
wary willow
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I know what its given away

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without nitro

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wait Fefo

floral umbra
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i know too

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with nitro

wary willow
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can't you see what's going to be in #booster-paradise?

floral umbra
wary willow
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James give me ID

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please

fallow crow
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yeah but what does that have to do with the chances lol

wary willow
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from booster-paradise

muted fern
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The value of that one day of giveaways is over $200 usd

floral umbra
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no way lmao

wary willow
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😮

floral umbra
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thats crazy

floral umbra
muted fern
wary willow
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of booster-paradise

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the channel

floral umbra
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585644851219922954

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on mobile?

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or just dont know how to click

wary willow
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I can't see it

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lmao

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xD

floral umbra
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wait

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really?

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oh nvm thats dev chat

wary willow
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ye

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585644851219922954 - booster-paradise

muted fern
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161022752923320320 - funnycube

wary willow
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444552204158763016 - blitzgamer_88

floral umbra
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630332879192457237 - cubes pings

muted fern
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709176669537042463 - food

floral umbra
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=joinfood

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sad

wary willow
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<#709176669537042463 >

mellow zinc
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5433463 - music

wary willow
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not working

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oh nvm

floral umbra
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it was public for like a day or something

wary willow
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less than 1 hour

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lmao

floral umbra
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then it just went away

wary willow
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funnycube was sleeping so Piggy took over

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but then fc woke up

floral umbra
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we need food support back

wary willow
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also

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#music when

floral umbra
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587859909572296715 voice talk

wary willow
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we have 62 supporters

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I think you should comply and just do as asked

muted fern
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yeh nah

wary willow
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k

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xD

mellow zinc
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☹️

stray sedge
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I want help

trim raft
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#food

mellow zinc
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#music

magic summit
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Can the drama on Spigot end already?

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The next larger thread with half-backed info and "facts"

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Like I do like writing stuff but this starts to get tiring

wary willow
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there's another post?

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link please

magic summit
wary willow
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yeah I've kinda gone thru it

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just farming posts :)))

magic summit
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I think I should make a blog-post which will talk about actual truth and fabricated stuff or smth

pale grotto
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@dusty comet can you add me as a friend?

fallow crow
dusty comet
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Hm?

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Reason?

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Totally forgot I even had an ad in this server lmao

wary willow
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xD

dusty comet
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@pale grotto I’m currently unavailable to make anything at the moment because of the holiday. Apologies.

wary willow
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yeah I just searched to see if you have one before I sent the message

pale grotto
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Why expose me like that @wary willow lol

wary willow
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xD

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sorry lmao

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removed

pale grotto
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it's fine lol

mellow wedge
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=xp top

honest thistleBOT
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✳️ Top User:

@muted fern With 607,195xp

See the leaderboard with =xp lb
mellow wedge
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=xp lb

honest thistleBOT
wary willow
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=xp

honest thistleBOT
wary willow
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here seee

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rank 4

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509k-495k = 14k

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not that much

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but not that little either

mellow wedge
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waow

wary willow
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but yeah top 2 ain't happening

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any time soon

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lmao

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that's over 100k difference

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but then

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I used to be like 300k a couple months ago

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when I started at top 10 or whatever I was

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actually

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I'm a liar

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wow

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I used to be before Skylar

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so I used to have 200k wow

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I think I'm going crazyt

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xD

normal sable
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😦

wary willow
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oh yeah so in 18 August I used to have 210k

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so that's double the xp

normal sable
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my rank is perfect.

wary willow
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in 4 months

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29 September was 272k

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so that's 50k xp per month

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oh

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interesting

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just 10 more minutes boys

sharp sky
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=joke

honest thistleBOT
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Hey son,

"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

fallow crow
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Hi Cold

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I'm dad

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:^)

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=joke

honest thistleBOT
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Hey son,

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

fallow crow
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. _.

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=joke

honest thistleBOT
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Hey son,

What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

fallow crow
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. ____.

wary willow
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. _.

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OMFGGGG

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I waited 2 hours

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for the backup to end

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and its fucking corrupted

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fucking helll

fallow crow
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AHAHAHAH

wary willow
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very funny ...

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like a cube ...

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funny cube ....

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you get it?

fallow crow
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Ha

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No

wary willow
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Ha

fallow crow
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I don't

wary willow
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Ha

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Ha

fallow crow
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Lol

wary willow
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Ha

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fuck

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this

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shit

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I'm

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out

fallow crow
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Hi out

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I'm Fefo

wary willow
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BlitzZzZzZzZ has left the chat

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yes I know

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gn

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that's like the 5th time

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I say that

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this night

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but anyway gn

fallow crow
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Blitz: budget is $5
Also Blitz: who wants $10

muted fern
floral umbra
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my paste bin ratio got deleted sad1

trim raft
tidal crag
trim raft
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I will win

muted fern
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It's steam key day <o/

tidal crag
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btw DiRT

muted fern
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plus a few extra stuff

dusky sorrel
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How would i host a giveaway here if i want to? Who would I talk to?

barren nacelle
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@muted fern

muted fern
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It's really getting a bit late now

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Since everything is pretty much final

dusky sorrel
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Ah alright

muted fern
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Well tomorrow is the last day, and everything is locked in, besides one thing

quick tusk
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funnycube, how do I redeem my reward from the giveaway?

muted fern
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dm the provider, @boreal escarp in your case

quick tusk
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Kk, waiting for him to accept the friend request

jade oasis
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ah

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3rd giveaway won

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y'all planning to win a giveaway or just watch me win them?

velvet crescent
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Can you sthu

jade oasis
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lol

muted fern
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must be rigged

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when more people react to Random Steam Key #12 than other of the other ones

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#12 must be lucky or something

velvet crescent
sterile parrot
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yeah i saw lmao

barren nacelle
velvet crescent
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Amazing, he's gonna take good care of you

stray sedge
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Im going to post one of these everyday until the end of the year

light scaffold
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based

sullen sorrel
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hhm

fallow crow
sullen sorrel
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what-

stray sedge
fallow crow
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dont mean to get political here but thoughts on IGA?

eternal apex
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expensive but fine

fallow crow
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all the IGAs ive ever shopped at have been sketch AF

stray sedge
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sounds racist

fallow crow
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the lights are legit never on

eternal apex
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lol tf

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igas are fine in perth

muted fern
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who wants a fun fact

barren nacelle
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=joke

honest thistleBOT
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Hey son,

How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

fallow crow
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and theres always the old dude getting smokes

stray sedge
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=joke

honest thistleBOT
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Hey son,

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

muted fern
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During 2020 HelpChat users have claimed 14,110+ days worth of daily rewards

fallow crow
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and they always have like 15 tills but only the customer service one is ever open

fallow crow
eternal apex
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cube

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where the heck is the drama generator

stray sedge
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=joke me

honest thistleBOT
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Hey son,

Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

muted fern
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i dont work christmas eve

eternal apex
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i'll be working tomorrow

stray sedge
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who thought of these

sullen sorrel
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Someone requesting custom plugins and configuring for free... HMM

eternal apex
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and on christmas

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piggy doesn't take breaks

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docdex is too important

stray sedge
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They are actually not funny

queen jewel
muted fern
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no one commented on my joke and im kinda sad sad_fingerguns

stray sedge
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wich one

eternal apex
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link

muted fern
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it wasnt a joke

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it was a fact

sullen sorrel
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huh?

fallow crow
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IGA is shit. Thats a fact

muted fern
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not sure why i said joke

stray sedge
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I saw it

fallow crow
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if you disagree fuck you

stray sedge
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Idk what to say

eternal apex
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aj i can literally ban u

stray sedge
eternal apex
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there's nothing wrong with the iga

fallow crow
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been there done that

eternal apex
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just stop living in sketchy areas smh

queen jewel
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xD

stray sedge
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stop complaining

muted fern
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aldi is where its at

queen jewel
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stop stopping

stray sedge
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you guys have aldi ?

eternal apex
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yes

stray sedge
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same

muted fern
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where else can you get your bread, milk and a 55'' tv all in the one shop

eternal apex
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walmart

queen jewel
muted fern
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and costco for that matter

fallow crow
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tf us lulu

eternal apex
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haven't been in a costco

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i think there's only one in perth

muted fern
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there like 2 here

fallow crow
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costcos are in australia?

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wiat what

queen jewel
fallow crow
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hold up

muted fern
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we have one aj

fallow crow
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yes but lulu sounds stupid

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bruh what

muted fern
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wait ur vic yeah?

fallow crow
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I thought it was some american shit

queen jewel
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It doesnt?

fallow crow
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yeah

muted fern
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yeah we have 2

fallow crow
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bruhhh

queen jewel
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Its not supposed to be in english

fallow crow
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what doi they even sell

eternal apex
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food

fallow crow
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bruhhhh

muted fern
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o shit

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we have 3

fallow crow
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holy fucking shit

queen jewel
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Everything

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except maybe like cars

fallow crow
queen jewel
eternal apex
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k just checked

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perth has 1 costco

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at the airport

fallow crow
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ayo what was that buffet dinner place that shut down recently

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the all you can eat place

eternal apex
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sizzlers

fallow crow
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ah yes

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i went to the one in perth

muted fern
eternal apex
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i used to love going to sizzler when i was younger

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parents hated it cuz they said the food was shit

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young me loves an all you can eat buffet though

fallow crow
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I only ever had it once

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but yeah parents hated it

sullen sorrel
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when is minecraft gonna go in v2

eternal apex
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never

stray sedge
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1.2384.1

eternal apex
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mr beast burger though

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aus soon™️

muted fern
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10/10 marketing

stray sedge
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he only opened it in the US

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tho

muted fern
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literally would of made a shit ton of money

eternal apex
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i remember when the first krispy kreme shop opened in wa, they would give free donuts to absolutely everyone who asked, and they advertised it aswell

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huge lines

stray sedge
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idk in the netherlands we dont have target nor walmart

eternal apex
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ermagerd my orm is half working

fickle cave
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hey so Harrison#4965 just tried to steam scam me I'd recommend banning him

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I got screenshots

eternal apex
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pm barry

fickle cave
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xbabdoub?

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or the bot?

eternal apex
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bot

fickle cave
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gotcha

brittle steppe
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whats up simps

fallow crow
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Message paypal support -> They told me to contact paypal merchant technical support -> Spoke with MTS (Merchant technical support) for about two weeks cos it took 2-3 days for them to reply each time -> They just told me to contact normal paypal support, and then closed my ticket

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like bruh paypal support told me to come to you

sullen sorrel
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lol

wary willow
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huh?

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11 minutes?

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why u still waiting?

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why? Xd

stray sedge
wary willow
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lmaooo

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I think both of you should fully restart

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because there's a problem

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most likely

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like it will never take that long unless their servers are offline and they forgot to mention or no one in europe is playing xD

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or of course there's a problem on one of yours end

fallow crow
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yikes i guess nobody likes my paste

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that's sad XD

sullen sorrel
fallow crow
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This is kinda weird question but fk it.. um so my sister and i we're trying stuff around the world; food, drinks.. we already tried australian foods and drinks but this time is american foods and drinks; something like; coffe, american hot chocolate, snacks.. etc etc is here someone who knows about this kinda website or someone who would send it 👀 for normal price ofc

sullen sorrel
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american foods ftw

fallow crow
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Huh?

sullen sorrel
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nvm

fallow crow
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@fallow crow i suggest just using amazon for anything foreign food related

trim raft
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Yea I'm pretty sure amazon has a food website

wary willow
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nah

fallow crow
wary willow
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nah

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xD

fallow crow
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dunkin donuts, or starbucks

trim raft
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Dunkin Donuts maybe

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Fuck

sharp sky
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F

fallow crow
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love you

trim raft
fallow crow
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Ok yeah but i doubt they will send it to Slovenia 😂😂

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they will

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you can buy it on amazon

woven prairie
fallow crow
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Wtf they really do lmfao

sharp sky
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15 dollars 👀

fallow crow
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man why don't people like my custom hastebin, took a while to make it xD

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Send it😂

fallow crow
woven prairie
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Not really

sharp sky
fallow crow
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@fallow crow they sell $420 worth of coffee XD

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@sharp sky wdym?

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Well they have rules for selling plugins; to max 20$ i think but yet one developer can sell plugin fro 30-35$ so this is kinda scummy to others

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This is just one problem about SpigotMC

velvet crescent
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I mean considering what all that plugin does how is it scummy, spigot shouldn't have premium plugins in the first place

woven prairie
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The plugins that are over $20 were grandfathered in

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Nothing scummy there

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That's extremely fair

fallow crow
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yeah dunkin gives shits xD

fallow crow
wary willow
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wait he renamed CCP into CCR and said its another plugin?

woven prairie
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Basically, lmao

fallow crow
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Is "new" plugin 👀 i mean.. he rewrited everything

wary willow
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because it looks to me like they're almost the same. Just added a few more features

fallow crow
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Some stuff works better but at the same time more stuff are broken

wary willow
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and he's using the reviews, download numbers and everything else

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from the free CHC...

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that means its the same plugin ...

fallow crow
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Oh really?

wary willow
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that's on the CCR mcmarket page

fallow crow
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Why if F would you even use free plugin stats when you have paid 😂

wary willow
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because

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600k downloads...

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lmao

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but if you go thru the page its basicaly CHC Pro with a few features added

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even the version

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is continued

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from CHC Pro

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..

fallow crow
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Oh yeah wait because pro have more bad reviews than free 😂

wary willow
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but he advertises it as a new plugin

fallow crow
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This is so wrong

wary willow
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30-Day No Questions Asked Refund Guarantee

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I bet you they ask why. xD

fallow crow
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Thats why worst line ever made in all kind of refund policy 😂

boreal escarp
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"600,000 people"

wary willow
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yeah

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...

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but that's like less than half

boreal escarp
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yet the plugin has 500 updates

wary willow
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xD

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Like if he had shown the purchases of CHC Pro then yes I guess. but nah

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he's shown the stats for the free version on his pro version while also saying its not the pro version

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but a new plugin

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xd

boreal escarp
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pretty sure it doesn't have more than idk, 20k unique people

wary willow
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@fallow crow turns out I didn't stay up 4 hours for nothing xD

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WinRAR has a fix for corrupted zips lmao

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took less then 30 mintues for the whole 40+ GB

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and now its all fine xD

fallow crow
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fr

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Broo

wary willow
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its all there

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thank god.

boreal escarp
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how does one open a tar.gz file?

wary willow
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what the hell is a gz file xD

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also

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is great

boreal escarp
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I have used ptero to create a backup for my server but can't really open it with 7zip

wary willow
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oh

sullen sorrel
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isn't gz an archive

fallow crow
sullen sorrel
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

boreal escarp
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.gz is a type of archive or smth

fallow crow
wary willow
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RARLAB WinRar

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wrosk

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aparently

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on windows

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so you should be able to use WinRAR

boreal escarp
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maybe because the file is too big?

sullen sorrel
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winrar keeps saying my free trial is over but i can stil use it

wary willow
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how big? xD

boreal escarp
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the archive itself has 15gb

wary willow
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dkim...

boreal escarp
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and the files has to be ~30gb

wary willow
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that's like literally everyone

fallow crow
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Except for those who bought it

wary willow
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hmm I dk about gz but with zip I have 80 GB in 40Gb

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and I can open

wary willow
sullen sorrel
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🤣

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I was afraid someoen was gonna tell me to google it

wary willow
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after 4 months of no backup I finally made one for my server lmao

wary willow
sullen sorrel
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ik a service that has like 150 free gb storage

wary willow
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k

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I know one that has like 300 GB

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its called my PC

sullen sorrel
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WHAT IS IT

wary willow
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lmao

sullen sorrel
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oh

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;-;

wary willow
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wait

sullen sorrel
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wut is dat

wary willow
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you're really waiting?

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you have to much time

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restart

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for fuck sake

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restart your pc

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because you're dumb lmao

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because I said so

sullen sorrel
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ew

wary willow
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cart

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you cart

sullen sorrel
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lol

fallow crow
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Cuwunt

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@fallow crow you can say cuwunt tho

mellow zinc
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why the fuck would u ever wait over 10 minutes

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ur only gonna lose anyway 🙂

wary willow
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ye

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that's why he should've restarted

#

2 hours ago

#

when I told him to

#

oh

#

calculator ?

fallow crow
#

No

#

It's ur mum

normal sable
#

Fefo relax no need to destroy his career 😰

wary willow
#

pretty warm in your basement huh? XD

fallow crow
#

😂😂

#

My uncle locked me in his basement too so 🙌🏻 i know how you feeling @fallow crow

sullen sorrel
#

huhhh?

#

👀

#

;-;

fallow crow
#

He offered me candys tho so thats the reason why i went down 👀

sullen sorrel
#

fefo u need to change ur pfp backkkk

#

ah candy

#

I haven't ate candy in a year or so

fallow crow
#

Anything for a candy 👅

fallow crow
sullen sorrel
#

what-

fallow crow
sullen sorrel
fallow crow
sullen sorrel
#

you seem scary when u have the eye

#

💩

fallow crow
#

Sorta lol

mellow zinc
sullen sorrel
#

lol

fallow crow
sullen sorrel
#

y is ur discord blue

fallow crow
#

?

sullen sorrel
#

yours is blue

#

mine is grey

fallow crow
#

mine is grey too

sullen sorrel
#

❔

woven prairie
#

oof

sullen sorrel
#

then why is it blue in the screenshot?

light scaffold
mellow zinc
#

🤣

fallow crow
#

what are you talking about lol

sullen sorrel
#

I'm so confused

floral umbra
#

bm got a shoutout in the channel topic lmao

light scaffold
#

It's automatic

#

But yes

#

Very cool

floral umbra
#

lol nice

sullen sorrel
#

🤣

light scaffold
#

although I think the names should be the other way around...

floral umbra
#

like fc is x amount from losing?

light scaffold
#

fc is 868 XP away from bm

sullen sorrel
#

Is it just me or is that screenshot that Azrian took blue?

light scaffold
#

It is

uneven tree
#

its blu as hell

floral umbra
#

it is blue

sullen sorrel
#

he's denying it

light scaffold
#

Looks like a tos violation

fallow crow
#

what

#

that's the default color

sullen sorrel
#

that is not gray

floral umbra
#

no its not

fallow crow
#

is it not?

sullen sorrel
#

🤣

light scaffold
#

No it's not

floral umbra
#

the default color is gray

#

yours is blue

fallow crow
#

huh

sullen sorrel
#

show screenshot

#

of your discord

fallow crow
#

Sir you are using a modified Discord client, breaking Discord's Terms of Service and will be reported for immediate account termination

uneven tree
#

color blind

fallow crow
sullen sorrel
light scaffold
#

I'm so glad you asked

floral umbra
#

i ratioed that pastebin and it got deleted cause staff are mad

light scaffold
magic summit
sullen sorrel
#

y is ur discord black

wary willow
#

because he can

#

lmao

mellow zinc
#

darker dark theme

sullen sorrel
#

how

fallow crow
#

Mobile

floral umbra
light scaffold
#

Gojure is a combination of the 2 most PRAGMATIC and EXPRESSIVE languages known to man

fallow crow
#

James

magic summit
#

AMOLED theme of Discord

floral umbra
#

yes fefo

fallow crow
#

James go fuck yourself politely

floral umbra
#

i cant see

sullen sorrel
floral umbra
#

yes it is

light scaffold
#

:gojuremoon:

sullen sorrel
#

u get used to it!

wary willow
#

have a nice day

floral umbra
velvet crescent
#

Would the return type be null here if the method is void?

    public Class<?> getReturnType() {
        return returnType;
    }
wary willow
#

this shit is beautiful

magic summit
# sullen sorrel how

Tab dark theme in your settings several times to reveal the secret setting.
Only works on android afaik

light scaffold
#

@velvet crescent check docs

#

Probably

wary willow
#

Andre

light scaffold
#

Or maybe Void

wary willow
#

for me it just crashes

#

lmao

sullen sorrel
wary willow
#

so I selected white theme

velvet crescent
# 
    /**
     * Returns a {@code Class} object that represents the formal return type
     * of the method represented by this {@code Method} object.
     *
     * @return the return type for the method this object represents
     */
fallow crow
#

Class<Void> ?

sullen sorrel
#

I will use light mode for the rest of the day

wary willow
light scaffold
#

try it and see

wary willow
#

got you dkim

velvet crescent
#

Blitz

#

You need to die

sullen sorrel
floral umbra
#

i refuse to believe that any person uses light mode unironically

fallow crow
#

can you not flash bang us

#

thank you

sullen sorrel
#

I won't reveal tho fingerguns

floral umbra
#

not anymore you dont

wary willow
sullen sorrel
#

😮

#

how dare you

wary willow
#

=joke

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

sullen sorrel
#

betrayal

wary willow
#

^

#

read that

#

it will make you happier

floral umbra
#

=joke

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

sullen sorrel
#

=joke

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

sullen sorrel
#

=joke

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

wary willow
#

lmao @light scaffold

fallow crow
#

@light scaffold that's just mean

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

sullen sorrel
#

=jokE

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

sullen sorrel
#

=joke

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

sullen sorrel
#

=joKe

honest thistleBOT
#
Hey son,

Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

light scaffold
fallow crow
#

i spent a while figuring out how to do it :(

floral umbra
#

the paste bin?

wary willow
#

@muted fern can we get a delay for =joke? Think it would be the best. Either per person or just globally

sullen sorrel
#

yes

floral umbra
#

globally^^

sullen sorrel
#

plz

#

also dont mute me

#

plz

fallow crow
wary willow
#

also mute dkim please. thanks

sullen sorrel
#

😭

floral umbra
#

@light scaffold if they dont delete yours then you are one of them

light scaffold
#

Exactly

#

It's a clever plan

#

The "head elves" won't suspect a thing

#

downvote

#

🙂 😐 😔 🥲 ☹️

floral umbra
#

i will upvote since you carry on my legacy

light scaffold
#

Thank you

#

I'm not sure what you mean but I appreciate it

floral umbra
#

last night i posted the same thing

#

and it was insta deleted

light scaffold
#

Oh

floral umbra
#

by angry and abusive staff

light scaffold
#

Outrageous

sullen sorrel
#

lol

light scaffold
#

so paranoid nowadays!

velvet crescent
#

Brister can you not..

light scaffold
#

☹️

velvet crescent
#

@fallow crow You too, delete your showcase post.

light scaffold
#

I am no longer falsely claiming to have made the paste.helpch.at URL, I apologize for my lapse in judgement

fallow crow
#

what

sullen sorrel
#

y

velvet crescent
#

If it's a rickroll you're getting banned

fallow crow
#

i am proud of it ;-;

#

its not.. its a hastebin server i setup

velvet crescent
#

Okay it's not, lucky

fallow crow
#

;-;

#

idk why it gets so much downvotes

light scaffold
#

I need to try that at some point

light scaffold
#

Idk

sullen sorrel
velvet crescent
#

Can y'all fuck off with your shitty ass paste services, showcase some actual stuff not just random bs

mellow zinc
#

only helpchat paste can be upvoted

light scaffold
#

helpchat paste isn't shitty

fallow crow
#

@velvet crescent excuse me?

#

setting that up took me 2 hours

#

i am brand new to sysadmin shit

velvet crescent
#

Not you, you're okay

sullen sorrel
#

😱

fallow crow
#

oh

velvet crescent
#

It's these two other idiots

fallow crow
#

im sorry

#

i just took a lot of time to set it up and people downvote it for no reason

light scaffold
#

hold on

#

What are you implying

fallow crow
#

oh great

boreal escarp
#

Enough

light scaffold
#

☹️

fallow crow
#

it was deleted

floral umbra
#

all gone

#

smh

sullen sorrel
#

😐

velvet crescent
#

Y'all getting coal for christmas

fallow crow
#

adios

light scaffold
#

Don't worry

#

I got a screenshot

velvet crescent
#

Oh damn dude left kek

light scaffold
#

lmao

floral umbra
#

lol

velvet crescent
#

I blame Brister

sullen sorrel
#

:/

light scaffold
#

why

sullen sorrel
#

bad mods

#

bad staff*

velvet crescent
light scaffold
#

What happened to Niall

velvet crescent
#

he ded

light scaffold
#

We haven't had any planes in showcase for a while

floral umbra
#

democracy voted. paste service bad showcase

light scaffold
#

Some nice new additions to best of showcase

#

Also known as the best Google Photos album

fallow crow
#

Creamy

sullen sorrel
#

😋

fallow crow
#

So how is current status in USA for president

#

Whey will they announce who won for the last time ?

#

I know that but isn't there like they need to announce once more if trump went to supreme court?

#

So like they need to re-count all the votes once again?

velvet crescent
#

No

#

Noone cares anyways

fallow crow
#

Um ok

floral umbra
#

its pretty clear at this point that biden won

wary willow
#

yes I won

#

I'm president of UAS

#

United American States

floral umbra
#

nice

wary willow
#

xD

floral umbra
#

you did good

fallow crow
#

Uas uas uas uas 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

wary willow
#

🇺🇲

#

no idea what UM is

#

but sure

#

that flag looks ok

#

for our country

#

ah

normal sable
#

The Canadian flag is looking kinda seggsy tho

barren nacelle
#

🇨🇦

#

UAS flag is better

normal sable
#

Uas?

#

That’s complete cap

#

On a separate note

#

What’s the difference between a blog and Twitter

#

At the end of the day your just talking

fading grove
#

whats the difference between reddit and twitter

#

at the end of the day you still become a redditor

fallow crow
#

At the end of the day you always get yelled at and both are toxic as shit

normal sable
#

YEA

#

🇨🇦 💪

#

aw I've never been to Calgary

#

obviously ik calgary

#

yea

#

haha

#

wait so u visit canada often?

#

ye we're peacekeepers 😌

#

that's gonna take a while

#

where r u from now?

#

eu?

#

I've only been to europe once but that was baby remence so I don't remember a thing

#

nevermind I've been twice

#

germany and france

fading grove
fallow crow
#

You don't

#

Facts

fading grove
#
  1. learn something new
  2. be arrogant as fuck to the newbies
  3. someone else more experienced becomes toxic to you
  4. repeat steps 1-4
fallow crow
#

smh should've said goto 1;

fading grove
#

That would be a cool joke

#

lmfao

#
  1. if (mark zuckerburg || jeff bezos || bill gates) break;
  2. Learn something new
  3. Be arrogant as fuck to new people
  4. Someone else more experienced becomes toxic to you
  5. goto 1;
woven prairie
wary willow
#

hello @BlitzPhantom_ xD

fallow crow
#

hey

#

whenever I join a room my mic dosent work any advise?

wary willow
#

fix your mic? idk xD

normal sable
#

Oh god blitz

normal sable
#

I’m trying to erase that name from history

wary willow
#

:))))))

#

well discord ain't letting you

normal sable
#

Why not 😳

long summit
magic summit
wary willow
#

no

sullen sorrel
#

yes

magic summit
#

That's kinda cute tbh

magic summit
normal sable
#

wait there's a fefe on this server right

fallow crow
#

what

normal sable
#

no not fefo

#

isn't there a fefe?>

fallow crow
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

normal sable
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

hot tulip
mellow zinc
#

o

hot tulip
#

O

fallow crow
#

you are barely in here tho lol

muted fern
#

@hot tulip ty ❤️

hot tulip
#

I'm actually in here quite often @fallow crow

#

I mostly just peruse

muted fern
#

You want a multi spin?

hot tulip
#

Whats rhat

#

That

muted fern
#

Random xp multiplier is selected

#

that lasts an hour

hot tulip
#

Oh sure

muted fern
#

=multi spin

honest thistleBOT
#
New XP Multiplier...
The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!
hot tulip
#

Oh coolA

muted fern
#

=multi <o/

honest thistleBOT
#
Your XP Multiplier:
muted fern
#

Boosters get +2 ontop of the global one

hot tulip
#

Sweet!

fallow crow
#

damn

#

5

#

:(

#

well but boosters get +2 cct

wary willow
#

YE...

fallow crow
#

blitz chill

wary willow
#

you don't know what's coming fefo

#

you wouldn't be chill either

#

xD

muted fern
#

Shush

wary willow
#

well

#

now you made it more obvios ...

sullen sorrel
#

time to talk

wary willow
#

I wasn't going to say anything more

#

lmao

#

ok bye

#

gtg

#

BlitzZzZzZzZ left the chat!

fallow crow
#

no

#

you're still there

#

cube make him leave the chat

#

ban

muted fern
#

Ah

wary willow
#

did you know that ban and bani (plural) means money

#

in romanian?

fallow crow
#

no

#

i did not

wary willow
#

so I would love some money

#

xD

muted fern
#

That mean I get paid every ban I do?

wary willow
#

yeah

#

you know

#

actually

sullen sorrel
#

lol

fallow crow
#

lol

sullen sorrel
#

gets banned

wary willow
#

that sentence

muted fern
#

I'd be a billionaire

sullen sorrel
#

XD

wary willow
#

nah

#

you won't

#

1 ban is like 0.01 RON

fallow crow
#

how much is that worth lol

muted fern
#

O

wary willow
#

which is 0.0025 USD

sullen sorrel
#

oh gosh

fallow crow
#

lmao

sullen sorrel
#

ban everyone

#

in this server

#

🙂

wary willow
#

but what do you say about 0.01 HUF?

sullen sorrel
#

how many ppl are in here?

fallow crow
#

that's like a dollar

wary willow
#

that's even better

muted fern
#

Convert to aud

wary willow
#

8k+

muted fern
#

Ez

wary willow
#

=guild

sullen sorrel
#

no convert to usd

muted fern
#

=members

honest thistleBOT
#
<:discord:699228850537889854> - HelpChat Members

Member counts for the whole guild.

Totals:

members 8,118
bots 12

Status:

online 1,943
Offline 6,187

sullen sorrel
#

8.1k

wary willow
#

look at that number very closely

sullen sorrel
#

$20

muted fern
#

Smh

wary willow
#

xD

fallow crow
#

lol

sullen sorrel
#

=members