efficient
#off-topic
eternal apex
fallow crow
which forces the server to lose the same precision as
the client keeping them in sync
what a solution
lmao
eternal apex
why does it have 2 thumbs down?
sterile parrot
3 years of experience with java gets you 80k a year at booking.com according to linkedin
velvet crescent
What does a year~ give you
sterile parrot
professional experience is what they mean I think
you need 3 years to be able to apply is what I mean
velvet crescent
Scam
sterile parrot
having more doesn't increase the amount you get
fading grove
if you dont learn anything within those years
sterile parrot
maybe if you have a lot of experience (like 10+)
eternal apex
last 2 years are professional experience for me
when I finish my degree, I'll have nearly 8 years of professional experience
what a flex
velvet crescent
I doubt MC can be counted as professional
sullen sorrel
lol
woven prairie
Why not
sullen sorrel
a block game
eternal apex
any paid work is professional
sterile parrot
I mean
velvet crescent
Well if you look at it like that I've got like 8 months of professional experience
eternal apex
it's not "if you look at it like that"
woven prairie
😄
eternal apex
that's literally the definition
fading grove
well to be fair even though its a block game you still learn about code quality
velvet crescent
Fair enough Piggy
sterile parrot
I doubt they'll hire you with minecraft experience
since you haven't worked with complex systems since it's minecraft...
velvet crescent
I mean if you worked for hypixel, they probably would
eternal apex
it most certainly is
eternal apex
lemmo my plugins are pretty complex
sterile parrot
enlighten me
eternal apex
I would but the only ones I would show are private commissions
eternal apex
that's not my choice to make lol
velvet crescent
Noone will mind
fading grove
I heard that cubecraft is hiring
on the spigot forums
but i think the applications are closed by now
eternal apex
I don't think I'd ever work like that in this community
fallow crow
Does anyone knows maybe why on hetzner ubuntu 18.04 is so slow downloading packages ? I have amd ryzen 5 3600 with 64gb ram and 2x 512 nvme ssd...
eternal apex
these servers want you to work full time, and the pay doesn't usually suit that and the work is boring as fuck
velvet crescent
People get scared of hourly pay is what I've figured out
fading grove
yeah its full time its sad
fallow crow
Internet huh?
woven prairie
brb
fallow crow
I mean its working but not like full speed
woven prairie
I'll OS some of Piggy's stuff 😮
fading grove
sometimes i just get bored of making plugins
velvet crescent
Do they have an hourly rate Pulse?
eternal apex
o
sullen sorrel
when you get bored of making plugins -> play minecraft -> code plugins again -> repeat
that's what I do
fading grove
argh i cant find it
but this is what i found for what they ask
for junior devs
Create a method which takes any object and then serialises it into a json object
I mean
fading grove
ik quicksort is the fastest in general but i dont know how to code it
ive watched it graphically and it divides the sort and sorts generally idk
something like that
theres also sorts like gravity sort and weird sorts
but are very efficient actually
just dont use bogo 
velvet crescent
I mean those don't look that hard to do
woven prairie
https://github.com/GiansCode/LavaUtilities
https://github.com/GiansCode/FunkyTrees
https://github.com/GiansCode/InfectedPortals
😄 @eternal apex
eternal apex
o
fading grove
We are too reliant on libraries sometimes xD
velvet crescent
I mean yea that makes total sense, you'd probably never have to do this yourself
fading grove
Mhm
velvet crescent
This man overcomplicates everything
fading grove
Create a Bungee plugin which allows you to add/delete servers using the command
sullen sorrel
😮
fading grove
Create a 3 player game which lasts no more than 5 minutes. Try and be original or have a unique twist on an existing game. This is only a test, don't worry about polishing everything - just make sure the code is good!
i have no creativity lmfao
fading grove
xD
wary willow
well
in this case
Trios
or whatever you'd name it
last to stand wins
nice twist on duels
stray sedge
make bedrockwars
sullen sorrel
bedrock?
velvet crescent
My idea is good, gotta copyright it
stray sedge
the only way you win is if the dragon kills the other players
sullen sorrel
lel
stray sedge
so 40 min game
wary willow
first person to run out of body parts
or to die
loses
last to stand wins basically
lmao
that's actually a good idea
velvet crescent
You could throw snowballs, have a rechargable snowy boulder ability
stray sedge
covid-19 cases ?
velvet crescent
And the snowman could freeze itself into ice to become invulnerable for 10 seconds
velvet crescent
One day I'll make that
eternal apex
@sterile parrot #off-topic message
stray sedge
germany in 2 days or so
wary willow
time to lose my third csgo game for today
sterile parrot
I don't really have time to look through them but I probably will at some point
wary willow
yes
eternal apex
it's not worth it lemmo lol
sterile parrot
but what I mean with complexity is infrastructure and combining multiple systems together
stray sedge
eternal apex
if I was applying for a job I wouldn't be showing them my plugins from 7 years ago
sterile parrot
I wouldn't show them any plugins xD
velvet crescent
I'd show them FrozenJoin
eternal apex
that's definitely something to put on the resume
velvet crescent
Best plugin in the market
eternal apex
if papi 3 is successful, it'd show exceptional planning/api skills
which I definitely don't have
it'd be a fluke
but it'd land the job so that's all that matters
sterile parrot
lmao
well ecloud is a pretty easy api so it wouldn't give anything special for me
I've made way way way more complex stuff
fringe sigil
ecloud 4 me
Haha any enterprise developer would LAUGH at our package structure
Top 10 worst java libraries
- CRNK
wary willow
its hard when you have 1 bot from the start of the game
sterile parrot
any enterprise developer would laugh at you using thymeleaf
correction
any developer*
wary willow
dw Niall I won't (I'm not a developer but still counts as something right?)
eternal apex
=whois @wary willow
honest thistleBOT
BlitzGamer_88#0531
Do Not Disturb
eternal apex
doesn't say when he joined
wary willow
xD
eternal apex
stupid bot
wary willow
=ME
honest thistleBOT
eternal apex
=me
honest thistleBOT
PiggyPiglet#5609
Online
sterile parrot
you can force set your join date @eternal apex
sterile parrot
he can (piggy)
eternal apex
lemmo do you happen to know which table it is?
sterile parrot
no but there's a command besides using the sql command
I haven't looked at barry in a long time
velvet crescent
=whois
honest thistleBOT
Frosty#3308
Do Not Disturb
wary willow
=me
velvet crescent
Funnily enough, that's on my moms birthday
sterile parrot
=whois
honest thistleBOT
LemmoTresto#1685
Do Not Disturb
velvet crescent
Piggy so listen to this, and gimme an honest opinion
sterile parrot
=whois @fallow crow
honest thistleBOT
LemmoTresto#7162
Offline
wary willow
your oldest message Piggy https://i.imgur.com/ep7e6wq.png
honest thistleBOT
There is no time to wait! Ask your question @fallow crow!
fading grove
i need help
honest thistleBOT
There is no time to wait! Ask your question @fading grove!
eternal apex
=me
honest thistleBOT
velvet crescent
Snowman Brawl
The game is played by 3 or more? people, whom each control their own Snowman (Probably 3rd person LoL style), the snowman shoots snowballs, and has 2 abilities:
- Freeze: The snowman freezes itself into a icicle for 10 seconds (2min cooldown) and cannot be damaged while in it (good for regaining health)
- Boulder: The snowman throws a snowy boulder in the direction it's looking, stunning all hit players for 3 seconds (while also doing some damage)
The last person with a living snowman wins (last person standing).
Yes or no Piggy
wary willow
#general-plugins message In a message link what is actually saved? I know the last is the message id
but those other values probably mean something'?
timestamps?
eternal apex
nope it's literally just serverid/serverid/messageid
velvet crescent
Piggy!
eternal apex
yes frosty
sterile parrot
cute
velvet crescent
K good, one day when I have time I'll make that
sterile parrot
sterile parrot
what
sterile parrot
html
barren nacelle
You need all of them to make a great web
sterile parrot
cause css is useless without html
barren nacelle
But html is base
eternal apex
you don't need js
sterile parrot
but yes html, css and js together make a good frontend
and backend is literally just any fast high level language
wary willow
yes
eternal apex
and backend is literally just any fast high level language
SO NOT PYTHON OK?
don't use python for sites
it's a mistake
don't do it
fading grove
wait people actually do that...?
eternal apex
Yes, a fuck ton do
sterile parrot
yes
barren nacelle
Smh best language is Microsoft access
eternal apex
yes, a separation of powers is a key principle of a democratic website
fading grove
barren nacelle
eternal apex
no
jesus fuck it's not even consistent
first photo is commas
second is dots
please die windows
a fork bomb for windows efefury
because this shit needs to die
fading grove
lol
barren nacelle
Just give me control for your pc 😊 and I will fix it for you ;)
barren nacelle
Lmfao
sterile parrot
and afaik that literally just depends on the language of your system
sterile parrot
in my country it's just commas for decimals
fading grove
i was trying to help someone and i was hella confused at first cause they switched them xD
and i didnt know
eternal apex
speaking of separators
I never see people using underscores in java numbers
such a rare sight
eternal apex
don't forget to change package and author
fading grove
I saw someone make a class like this:
class Dog {
String name_;
public Dog(String name) {
this.name_ = name;
}
}
crucial part of making a fork
sterile parrot
@fading grove probably _name not name_
sullen sorrel
name_?
eternal apex
I've seen that in a role request
sterile parrot
since that's the c# standard
sullen sorrel
not name?
sterile parrot
_name for private fields
eternal apex
fyi guys don't ever do that in java
it's bad practice
underscores should only be in the names of constants
barren nacelle
this.___---name---- = name;
sterile parrot
literally never use the c# naming conventions lol
eternal apex
enums are constants
sterile parrot
they fucking suck
that's what I dislike most about c#, it's naming conventions
they make 0 fucking sense
I hate em
eternal apex
yeah but if they stuck with java's no one would be able to differentiate the two languages
fading grove
✔️ DO use PascalCasing for all public member, type, and namespace names consisting of multiple words.
Kekw
sterile parrot
Class.Monkey <- dunno if this is a property or some nested class
fallow crow
C# is weird
fading grove
properties are capitalized?d>s
wary willow
he clutched 3 rounds 4v1
fading grove
you can make a custom model
in a texture pack
make it like a gun
texture snowballs to be lasers
then use a carrot on a stick
or something like that
or i think you can actually detect right click on any item in spigot
velvet crescent
frozen escarp
Ew
frozen escarp
Lmfao
fading grove
honestly facts though
barren nacelle
barren nacelle
They teach you math so when someone asks you whats your age tell them to substract current year from your birth year square it then multiply it by 2020
velvet crescent
The arrow is invis
fading grove
Depends what path you go down lol
thats true but a lot of people dont go down that path
velvet crescent
So u can detect when it hits a user
frozen escarp
thats true but a lot of people dont go down that path
What you mean?
velvet crescent
That's nowhere near finished tho so kek
wary willow
yo someone suggest me a project
I don't care if its a thing or not already
and doesn't need to be minecraft related
frozen escarp
Lasertag v2 @wary willow
wary willow
what's Lasertag v1 xD?
sterile parrot
@wary willow I have a list of bugs in this application for work
barren nacelle
I don't care if its a thing or not already
Make hYpIxEl!!!!!
sterile parrot
you'll need to sign an NDA though
wary willow
right. Is it kotlin?
eternal apex
tradie a lot of the world doesn't have education options like in wa
wary willow
or maybe java
frozen escarp
tradie a lot of the world doesn't have education options like in wa
True lmao
sterile parrot
and it's in vue & laravel
fading grove
What you mean?
It means that not a lot of people go down the path of learning life lessons. idk how to explain this better. its just that they don't learn it as much
wary willow
you'll need to sign an NDA though
I'd probably not even understand what's happening
so no need for one
xD
sterile parrot
rip
frozen escarp
I guess
velvet crescent
I'm an expert in Vue Lemmo
frozen escarp
Superior education in WA amirite pig
eternal apex
yes
velvet crescent
I didn't, I can't run the necessary programs to make it lmao
sterile parrot
lmao
velvet crescent
Well I can run them, but it freezes every minute lmao
sterile parrot
what kinda pc u got lool
velvet crescent
Potato
frozen escarp
Let me@find his setup
eternal apex
upgrade when
velvet crescent
When people stop getting scared of hourly pay rates
sterile parrot
what
fading grove
whats wrong with hourly pay rates though
eternal apex
why don't you get just a job at mcdonalds
frozen escarp
Ah yes found it
eternal apex
that's what every kid does down under
frozen escarp
velvet crescent
Made a plugin, which I spent 70+ hours on, got paid as a per project payment, where if I were to be paid like 10$ an hour that'd be an oof
velvet crescent
why don't you get just a job at mcdonalds
I'd rather jump under a fucking train
sterile parrot
lool
eternal apex
what's wrong with mcdonalds
frozen escarp
$700 quick maf
velvet crescent
A lot, especially here
sterile parrot
I mean it's actually good for young people to get an actual job
at like mcdonalds or some restaurant or whatever
fading grove
or do comissions for a plugin
sterile parrot
it learns you to work hard and how jobs work etc
frozen escarp
Some states you won’t need one ig
sterile parrot
it actually teaches a lot even if you don't notice it
eternal apex
my friend works at maccas during christmas & boxing day (weird thing celebrated in aus), ez $400
velvet crescent
I've already had a job offer where I worked during school
eternal apex
can't remember if it was $400 per day or total
sterile parrot
probably total
velvet crescent
No way it was 400 a day lol Piggy
frozen escarp
I agree Lemmo. Working in retail is a huge benefit at a young age.
fallow crow
my friend works at maccas during christmas & boxing day (weird thing celebrated ...
Isn't that the day after Christmas or something?
Boxing dau
fallow crow
Day
velvet crescent
McDonalds here has a 4€ hourly wage iirc
sterile parrot
some?
velvet crescent
Which is the minimum
frozen escarp
I wasn’t confident talking to people prior to my woolies job,
But now I find it easy as shit talking to people
sterile parrot
more than a lot
fading grove
Yeah
eternal apex
tradie the secret is to get high or drunk
frozen escarp
Lmfao
sterile parrot
bruh
velvet crescent
Always be drunk
eternal apex
makes it easier to talk to people
fading grove
kekw
sterile parrot
you promoting alcohol usage and drug usage to underage children
eternal apex
get them drunk/high too if you want them to reciprocate in the talking process
frozen escarp
That’s a good admin lemmo what you on
mellow zinc
@eternal apex even people in uk get jobs at mcdonalds when theyre young
sterile parrot
I'm on cocaine
mellow zinc
its a normal thing to do lol
sterile parrot
;p
fading grove
drink coke
sterile parrot
yup
velvet crescent
Yea Kali, because they legit have no requirements there
sterile parrot
you don't need brain functionality to work at mcdonalds
mellow zinc
what kinda requirements u need to work in mcDs? 🤨
sterile parrot
just like the campers in fucking cod
frozen escarp
Like nothing
velvet crescent
Just age
frozen escarp
Can you flip an egg
velvet crescent
Depending on where u work
mellow zinc
exactly
frozen escarp
Hired
fading grove
requirements to work at mcdonalds
- Ability to yeet burger across the kitchen
- age
eternal apex
younger the better because they can pay u less
velvet crescent
Cause register you need to be 18+
eternal apex
oh in aus u can start at like 14
velvet crescent
younger the better because they can pay u less
Sad fucking truth
frozen escarp
Younger with parental permission Pig
sterile parrot
if you guys get excellent at ASP, Xamarin, .NET Core/C#
mellow zinc
i mean it makes sense tho
sterile parrot
y'all can get a real job
mellow zinc
😮
velvet crescent
You already offered me a job Lemmo, remember
mellow zinc
will we be able to work in KFC instead of mcdonalds if we do it 🙃
stray sedge
Burgerking
fading grove
five guys
stray sedge
Wendys
frozen escarp
Nah nah
velvet crescent
C# should be fairly straight forward since it's similar to java right?
frozen escarp
Woolies is chill
sharp sky
What about Microsoft Access 
mellow zinc
access is shite
sterile parrot
similar to java and kotlin
frozen escarp
You kids even know what woolies is lmao
mellow zinc
dont talk about that pls
eternal apex
uk kids have woolies tradie
velvet crescent
Meaning most of us are already experts ;)
frozen escarp
SICK
sterile parrot
as in like java + those kotlin features
fading grove
kotlin worth learning?
eternal apex
no
velvet crescent
Yes
sterile parrot
extension methods, auto properties etc
frozen escarp
Woolies employees are superior
sterile parrot
just ugly AF naming conventions
frozen escarp
Yesss
frozen escarp
Lmao
velvet crescent
Xamarin is also pretty straightforward since it's very dev friendly
frozen escarp
Sells food, same shit different bucket
velvet crescent
The other two just require practice since they're frameworks I'm assuming
sterile parrot
yesno
velvet crescent
Let's just all get into web dev, since apparently it pays hella good
fading grove
i was learning web development for like 3 months
eternal apex
I did web dev before I did java
mellow zinc
im sorry to say this to u
frozen escarp
I have come to the conclusion that I’m a shit money saver 😆 I swear it’s just on a steady decline lmfao, every week l look I’m like 😐
mellow zinc
but elara pays best
fading grove
🌚
sterile parrot
elara pays 0 bucks
sterile parrot
it'll only get you weird looks
velvet crescent
Tradie, I'm too nice of a person to be able to save money, I keep buying shit for my family without asking anything in return
mellow zinc
ps5s for the whole family
frozen escarp
Lmfao what’s a ps5
mellow zinc
😐
fading grove
playstation 5
velvet crescent
And you gotta understand my only way of income is through commissions, and I still bought quite a fair few stuff
sterile parrot
dumb
frozen escarp
I know what it is 😂
sterile parrot
get an actual job
fading grove
lmfao
velvet crescent
Lemmo, eat my ass
sterile parrot
no
frozen escarp
Pun intended, they’re like rare asf here
sterile parrot
that's not my style
light scaffold
im sure elara mitten will disagree
I have been summoned
mellow zinc
elara good right?
frozen escarp
hi
velvet crescent
An actual job yes, just no mcdonalds or shit like that
light scaffold
Yes I do not agree
sterile parrot
bruh
fading grove
lol
sterile parrot
you are young
frozen escarp
Honestly I’m glad I didn’t work in fast food as my high school job
sterile parrot
you'll have to do something like that
frozen escarp
I hate that atmosphere
sterile parrot
rather do mcdonalds making fries and burgers than washing the damn dishes in a restaurant
fading grove
retail 🤮
mellow zinc
retail nah
sterile parrot
unless you gonna make something incredible opensource and get loads of sponsors
which you probably won't with minecraft anyway
frozen escarp
Better than being a greasy kitchen lol
sterile parrot
get an actual job
mellow zinc
bvecause u young
sterile parrot
you are young you have no choice
velvet crescent
And "young"
mellow zinc
u need the work experience to be able to get a good job in the first place
sterile parrot
you can't just start earning 50$ an hour at some luxury job
frozen escarp
Or just live up to your discord name 😎
fading grove
how many of you are minors
mellow zinc
no good job will let u in without experience
eternal apex
elara pays infinite bucks. Here's the proof:
0 workers, 0 recorded wages. 0/0 = undefined. The result of wages/workers (0/0) represents the average pay of elara. Let's add some dimensions, workers represents the volume, wages represents the mass. In a 0 volume space, the density must be infinite, and with one infinite factor, naturally the rest of the factors become infinite. Therefore elara workers earn $∞
mellow zinc
😂
sterile parrot
damn piggy
fading grove
wheres the statement reason chart
light scaffold
the maths looks sound
sterile parrot
you almost made a youtube video for thoughty2
barren nacelle
velvet crescent
Lemmo, I've got 1 previous job experience which was at a mechanical engineering company, they pay is good, but I worked there as an intern so it was less which is understandable
frozen escarp
how many of you are minors
😳
fading grove
light scaffold
Imagine not being a minor
frozen escarp
MF I need nitro
sterile parrot
probably a lot are minor since this is a minecraft community
frozen escarp
This shit boring
velvet crescent
I got offered to work there, but while being at school I've got no time to "normally" spend the days
velvet crescent
probably a lot are minor since this is a minecraft community
🤣
frozen escarp
He ain’t wrong
sterile parrot
there's 7 days a week
I've worked 2 jobs before with school and also programming at home and gaming
it's possible
mellow zinc
epic gamer
velvet crescent
It's possible, but not enjoyable at all
sterile parrot
I mean just have one day in the weekend for your irl job
velvet crescent
I'm not desperate enough, the pc is bad but hey it works and I really can't complain
velvet crescent
One day would work, but I live in a place where I don't have a good enough traffic connection to work on a weekend
frozen escarp
I’ll chip in whatever’s in my PayPal
sturdy bobcat
pc bad lol
velvet crescent
I started with my drivers license, but lectures cancelled cause rona
sterile parrot
One day would work, but I live in a place where I don't have a good enough traff...
good excuse hmm
frozen escarp
Ori
sterile parrot
I started with my drivers license, but lectures cancelled cause rona
that sucks
frozen escarp
ORI MF
sterile parrot
I'll bring you to your work, it's only 1000 km
sturdy bobcat
TRADIE MF
frozen escarp
hi good sir
sturdy bobcat
henlo
velvet crescent
I spend 3-4 hours daily travelling cause I gotta wait for buses, seat over and shit
sterile parrot
do you live in the middle of nowehere
eternal apex
tradie do you care if I say your town publicly?
frozen escarp
Nah
eternal apex
bunbury will be absorbed by perth in a few years
frozen escarp
Probs lmao
sturdy bobcat
would be funny if piggy just doxxed tradie's home address there
velvet crescent
So if you consider I finish school at 3pm, I've got an hour ish to work, which I'd lets say start at 4:30 (which doesn't account for buses only driving every 30min), and my last bus to go home is at 9pm
eternal apex
I don't know it
frozen escarp
It’s already expanding a shit load
eternal apex
I only know he lives in bunbury
sterile parrot
imagine not living in tilburg
frozen escarp
Imagine not living in WA
velvet crescent
So that's 4~ hours of work, which I guess isn't that bad, but then I'd still spend the night studying, doing school shit, etc. And then repeat the next day
eternal apex
apart from the lack of snow wa is the best place in the world
you can't change my mind
sterile parrot
@velvet crescent if you want to make money if you fix lemonmobcoins completely and I'll put it up for premium
frozen escarp
Covid free ™️
mellow zinc
pog
sterile parrot
one problem is I can't do premium since I've never posted anything besides plugin updates
but that's easily solved
eternal apex
I'll post it for you
frozen escarp
Although WHATS the bet some dickhead from Victoria will fail to self isolate and start a second wave in WA pig lmfao
eternal apex
(me) (you) (frosty)
50/25/25
sterile parrot
lmao
velvet crescent
What a bussiness man
sterile parrot
where me = lemmotresto and you = lemmotresto
eternal apex
it'll definitely happen tradie
frozen escarp
You had to scan much?
velvet crescent
When I don't have any projects Lemmo
velvet crescent
I was gonna rewrite and improve the shit out of FJ when I had the time, so we'll see
eternal apex
yeah I go to 2 places frequently that require scanning
frozen escarp
I’ve only had to do it once
sterile parrot
but is frozenjoin premium?
mellow zinc
premium join plugin 😳
frozen escarp
But a restaurant made us fill out a damn application to dine in
I’m like bitch let me scan
eternal apex
i need spigot to add stripe support
mellow zinc
o
trim raft
i need spigot to add stripe support
mellow zinc
u didnt have to do him like that
frozen escarp
Must’ve done it wrong
eternal apex
I don't think it'll ever happen brett 😦
fringe sigil
- charlie, 2019
He did. Mcplugins
eternal apex
did you see what md said on that thread?
fringe sigil
They've since been taken over
eternal apex
he said it was super hard to get a stripe account
trim raft
I don't think it'll ever happen brett 😦
I agree. I made a thread over a year ago and nothing :)
eternal apex
which is bs, it's way easier than paypal
frozen escarp
I was close to adding stripe, it is pretty simple I like it
trim raft
Well even something other than paypal would be nice.
frozen escarp
But they kept knocking me merchant app smhhh
velvet crescent
Lemmo, the new version might be premium, but at that point might as well make it a full fledged event system lol
frozen escarp
Took ages to get merchant on PayPal I just could not be fucked doing it again 😂
mellow zinc
frozenevents
frozen escarp
FrozenPc
sterile parrot
lmao
harsh arrow
yike
frozen escarp
Stop bullying me
I am, sorry
velvet crescent
No Gian
queen jewel
MeltedActions
trim raft
No
queen jewel
@Melty
mellow zinc
i love the way everyone just puts a "cool" prefix before the actual plugin name 🤣
trim raft
HotJoin
woven prairie
ActionUtil - A util for Actions 😮
trim raft
woven prairie
o
queen jewel
Lets go enterprise
trim raft
stars
There was a guy on mcm that did that although he ended up getting banned for something else
fading grove
queen jewel
CoolActionUtilitaryClassProvidingLibraryInclusiveRepository
frozen escarp
I hate it when people spam emojis on resources
woven prairie
😮
queen jewel
Speaking of which, I forgot to document the rest of that APi didnt I 🤦♂️
eternal apex
lel
that sentence could be ambiguous
did you forget to document the restful portion of an api, or did you forget to document the remaining portion of an api
frozen escarp
The who what the fuck now
sterile parrot
did you forget to document the restful portion of an api, or did you forget to d...
important question
frozen escarp
This is why I stick to blowing shit up by wiring things incorrectly 😆
queen jewel
did you forget to document the restful portion of an api, or did you forget to d...
I documented everything at the class level
Then forgot after one interface
Also
Remember that VoiceRecorder exploit I was talking to you about?
eternal apex
no
queen jewel
check dms
trim raft
tf
frozen escarp
I did a madness
trim raft
oh no
frozen escarp
It hasn’t blown up.. yet
sterile parrot
what are you doing
queen jewel
I've checked my dms but see no messages, or anything about VoiceRecorder
was to pig lol
sterile parrot
ah I see getting excluded because of me not living in australia
always the same thing huh
xD
eternal apex
yugi lives in qatar
frozen escarp
Nah wasn’t directed at anyone lol
eternal apex
closer to you than me
frozen escarp
This person has a weird cat js
fallow crow
Well can someone explain why connecting to machine thru putty takes like 10-15 sec on hetzner but on other hosting is instant connection?
frozen escarp
Potato host
fallow crow
Because i will lose my mind over this lmfao
frozen escarp
Jk idk
woven prairie
Cause it's like that
wary willow
just because
fallow crow
Um no its not lmfao
wary willow
xD
eternal apex
contact hetzner, ask if they're having network issues
queen jewel
Or... why not just move hosts?
fallow crow
Well they don't apper
woven prairie
No
queen jewel
🙃
eternal apex
no but your naming is bad
frozen escarp
Nothing illegal here
eternal apex
should be all caps
woven prairie
PREFIX :O\
eternal apex
PREFIX
frozen escarp
Casual 150
fallow crow
Umm Yugi i just bought and i don't sht money so 🤷🏼♂️
queen jewel
Yes, shout at the compiler
frozen escarp
Tbf wonder how fast it even goes
fallow crow
If this subaru is not wrx sti don't even bother 😂
queen jewel
def more than 5 years. Fruity xD
frozen escarp
Any subi tuned correctly is fine lol
sterile parrot
fruity the old days
eternal apex
ok yugi, it currently takes 95 seconds to index 234511 objects, and write them to file & mongo
eternal apex
yea
frozen escarp
But yeah WRX takes the pie
eternal apex
mongodb
sterile parrot
that is disappointing
fallow crow
But Subaru wrx sti 2013 with Stage 2 is 🤤
eternal apex
why?
sterile parrot
after all my speeches
eternal apex
i don't recall
frozen escarp
I just wanted somethin for on the beach my man @fallow crow
sterile parrot
you can easily use sql and if you really need massive massive stuff and thus need nosql use a graphql database
like neo4j
frozen escarp
It’s only a first car anyway
fallow crow
I just wanted somethin for on the beach my man <@456226577798135808>
You can take this to the moon lmfao ^^ 😂
sterile parrot
they're insanely fast and can hold so much information
frozen escarp
True, they fly 😉
eternal apex
what constitutes for massive massive?
sterile parrot
if you need like millions upon millions of rows or if you need very complex queries
eternal apex
queries aren't too complex
there are millions of rows but they're spread out on different collections
~200k per collection
when I say rows I mean objects
sterile parrot
and if speed is very necessary then it's also very useful
eternal apex
speed would be nice
don't want like 5 second response times
although I haven't tested response times with mongo yet
sterile parrot
and it's a skill which is very useful to have
sterile parrot
how frequent do you request stuff do you use any caching?
eternal apex
not sure why it's saying 3 indexes, there's only 2
sterile parrot
redis for example
eternal apex
must have configured something wrong
no caching
did consider using redis exclusively but then I read "in-memory"
and nah
I don't have enough memory for this shit
trim raft
sterile parrot
how much memory does it take lol
frozen escarp
o
queen jewel
he mentioned 1.16.4 took him 6 GB or something yesterday I think
velvet crescent
o
sterile parrot
6gb of ram
eternal apex
nah that was 1.16.4, 1.16.3 & 1.8.8
eternal apex
at production it'll load every javadoc between the latest and 1.7.10 btw
aight 1.16.4 uses 2.8gb
sterile parrot
I'd use graphql
eternal apex
aight
sterile parrot
might require some researching and learning but it's worth it in the end
even if not for this project it's useful for the future and good to have in your toolbox
woven prairie
😮
eternal apex
I mean I already expanded my toolbox
learnt mongo today
another technology can't hurt
sterile parrot
only reason I even know about graph databases is due to the CTO of a big company in benelux
sterile parrot
I know him personally and have talked about databases before and he told me that mysql was not good enough at some point
eternal apex
yeah at that point you use mariadb
sterile parrot
and they had researched and searched for a better database and came to graphdb
eternal apex
when mariadb isn't good enough, you go graphql
velvet crescent
I use mariadb for everything 
sterile parrot
but they run like all content for 90% of radio stations, websites of media etc
since they have a huge CMS
queen jewel
and if graphdb isnt good enough, time to quit?
sterile parrot
lmao
queen jewel
xD
eternal apex
and go back to that
queen jewel
Nah ill download some more
sterile parrot
if graphql isn't good enough you go back to json
queen jewel
frozen escarp
Moreram.com!!!!!
fringe sigil
This looks interesting. I have a project where I basically want to store loads of information. But it may be incremental small changes. What's best DBMS for that?
frozen escarp
@ frosty!!!
velvet crescent
Be gone thot, I have 8gb
sterile parrot
if it's just small changes every now and then and not too complex queries for retrieval
eternal apex
I think mysql niall
sterile parrot
you would probably be fine with mysql
there's a lot of factors involved and each db has their own pros and cons
frozen escarp
I have 16 😏
fringe sigil
Okay, I'd be storing 100 rows or so every second perhaps. Probably will be some complex queries
velvet crescent
I only have 3 usable tho
sterile parrot
100 rows every second?
queen jewel
sterile parrot
and they're all seperate queries?
velvet crescent
Atleast 7 Yugi
queen jewel
xD
fading grove
100 rows per second would be slow af
fringe sigil
and they're all seperate queries?
NO. Transaction
queen jewel
frozen escarp
Unicorn mf
fading grove
I like how half of those are stackoverflow
frozen escarp
@proper fable didn’t ask
sterile parrot
is it much data in those 100 inserts?
fading grove
but i dont see any reddit
queen jewel
fading grove
wheres the reddit
fringe sigil
Yes maybe 10-20 columns. ALTHOUGH some of it may not even change from last row
sterile parrot
and how do you get 100 inserts every second like what you storing lol
queen jewel
I like how half of those are stackoverflow
You do not simply deny an offer of sponsership from your uni just because you havent ever worked on android before
😢
fringe sigil
Weather data
eternal apex
in that case
fading grove
It's okay lol. I bet we all use it secretly for our interviews
eternal apex
only 100 inserts per second?
queen jewel
xD
eternal apex
what are you keeping track of; a cubic metre?
sterile parrot
a minimum of 1 million rows per second niall c'mon
fringe sigil
a minimum of 1 million rows per second niall c'mon
Spring & Hibernate for this 😅
sterile parrot
thymeleaf?
sterile parrot
cassandra
ez
@fringe sigil if that project also includes thymeleaf you have bigger stuff to worry about
😛
fringe sigil
Lol 😄
eternal apex
lemmo as much as I'm an advocate for separation, I think you're wrong. Pretty sure more people make/use monolithic projects than don't, and possibly haven't even considered separation
sterile parrot
well yeah there are lots of monolithic applications
and there are many being made
just not really modern imo and it can get ugly really fast
light scaffold
modern development
30 sub folders
npm init
600GB node modules
eternal apex
you forgot that the actual code is only 10kb
and it just turns a smart light off in your bedroom
doesn't even turn it back on
just off
you have another 600gb to turn it back on
sterile parrot
isn’t it positive that we’ve made a big ecosystem where there are many tools available reducing the need for making it all?
eternal apex
yes but the problem is that a lot of the tools are made by absolute fucking retards
wary willow
why make life easier on ourselves
light scaffold
i guess things like that are only necessary because of js type system
queen jewel
light scaffold
in any other language it would be trivial
wary willow
xD
light scaffold
but when you have to consider coercion and the weird operators a package like that almost makes sense
queen jewel
xD
eternal apex
it was updated 10 days ago
what the fuck are they updating
how does this break
how does one add more features to it
2.0.0, it's been through at least one major rewrite
possibly 2 if they started from 0
queen jewel
Time to make one called do nothing
light scaffold
lmao
eternal apex
I hope this is a bot
queen jewel
IntelliJ is fine
queen jewel
Have you accidentally closed eclipse?
Or netbeans
fuck
Hours of shit lost coz you forgot to save
barren nacelle
Microsoft World 😬
light scaffold
modern word has decent autosaving though
queen jewel
I meant that as in if you were using any of those