off-topic

[reef oar]

got traumatized

will likely play in the future🥀

but still very sus

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-2024-gif-1939853511493508654

[stoic trench]

if yall wanna send me a friend request go for it tryna look for new and amazing people to speak with!

[sage robin]

as promised, heres the final product 😛

[green yarrow]

pretty good vid

only thing is the voiceover could be more engaging / entertaining

[unreal venture]

do you use coreprotect?

[sage robin]

yh

[true stirrup]

has anyone made a viable coreprotect replacement yet?

[turbid pecan]

what happened to it?

[true stirrup]

Ive heard some things that the codebase is horrendous and performance, and what not

How true it is, no clue

[strange estuary]

that’s new

[stoic trench]

press ask app not to track

[strange estuary]

I did lol

[rich hornet]

Wonder if that means they are going to do targetted advertisement with quests

[wooden magnet]

It is only me or it also effect everyone else? I updated the Minecraft from 1.20 to 1.21.10, now the performance seems to be better or I am blind?

I thought the spawners section is mods because every each of the eggs has it own texture.

[weary wadi]

Have you read any of the changelogs

Mob farms and shit supposed to be better fps wise and shit

[warped bolt]

hi

[cyan solar]

can anyone help me?

hello

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-eat-eaten-meme-gif-18981931

[warped bolt]

what?

[wooden magnet]

Didn't open minecraft or care about minecraft kinda long time.

[stark rapids]

lowkey shit profile you got there

[cyan solar]

dm me

[midnight ravine]

Venezuela just got bombed by the USA

[weary wadi]

What’s not to like

[winter compass]

i think there is one called prism

but idk bout the improvements over coreprotect

[vagrant pike]

You would be surprised how shit the codebases are of the most popular plugins

IIRC every action in CoreProtect (place, break, etc) is a hardcoded integer

and the documentation is ass

[stark rapids]

i mean like the shit, not shit shit

[vagrant pike]

I remember asking them what some integer is (because it wasnt documented) and they said they don't know, I should look in the code lmao, that only confirms how bad it is

[naive agate]

Holy

[eternal apex]

is the us tryna conquer Venezuela or somethin

[still violet]

I think that’s yeah

[wooden magnet]

Venezuela is a poor country with lots of oils. Where there is oil, Murica is coming.

Try search it up.

[kind sorrel]

fucking crazy

[wooden magnet]

I am now in China, it's been weeks or months. Stuff here very awesome, I almost forgot America exists.

[stark rapids]

yall have your own moon and shit

[wooden magnet]

It's better than fireworks that kills you or using the fees/tax for ammo.

How about having a zombies on the train station? or around the NY?

[eternal apex]

surely ur breaking the law by even being on discord in china

ur gonna get sniped by the ccp bro

[sage robin]

ccp💔💔

[wooden magnet]

I am outsider Mr.Piglet, not originally from China.

[eternal apex]

are foreigners immune to chinese snipers or something

[wooden magnet]

Perhaps

[winter compass]

[wooden magnet]

Why tf lots of people dm me about the price for AuraSkills gui or want me to make it? I am not opening any commission bruv

I am lazy

[winter compass]

hey buddy, what's the price?

[wooden magnet]

About 100$ only mate

[winter compass]

as you're in china, let's do in yuan

100 yuan

:D

[wooden magnet]

How about 699 yuan

Discount

[winter compass]

too poor ser

me sorry :c

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/gangster-dance-taeuvre-druski-white-shirt-dance-gif-9377375949202477378

speaking of coreprotect

are there any good alternatives?

only thing is the storage n etc

[winter compass]

i think i already replied to someone about that here

maybe it was u or someone else

idk tbh

[winter compass]

e

[proper jungle]

whys anyone lookin for alternatives tho?

[winter compass]

idk, they saying performance n stuff afaik

[restive tapir]

Hi, I am new here and I am trying to find a developer to make a Minecraft Server...

[grand dirge]

#1456082816507838717 or #1456082817833242818

[restive tapir]

ok thxs

[restive tapir]

btw in #1456082816507838717 channel, do the devs work for us without commissions?

[winter compass]

you guys come to an agreement

[sage robin]

whoever said add reactions to service channels is goated

[winter compass]

it is labelled as free but maybe one of the two parties wants something

[winter compass]

.-.

[restive tapir]

ok

[sage robin]

anyone want this referral

35euro / short

🤣

[wooden magnet]

If the quality of the videos put lots of efforts, I might pay 35 euro. If using just a template or shitty that already has, fuck the editor for that.

I usually request video editor that use Adobe or any relevant application that same like Adobe. I mean by, paid editing application.

[sage robin]

useless

I make these videos thru Microsoft Clipchamp bro 😭✌️

[grand dirge]

true

its not worth opening premiere for

[blazing oar]

Depending on the quality, pretty valid

Not everyone likes being exploited

[sage robin]

they have "no previous experience"

[blazing oar]

Maybe why they look extremely generic

[sage robin]

it works

and also I dont focus a lot of time on shorts

I juggle way too much to care

[wooden magnet]

Discord is giving me shit. These loading took forever even having good internet speed.

Answer me please, why tf Discord hire aerospace technical staff before?

[true stirrup]

ur probably better off whining at AWS or whoever serves their media

[woven prairie]

That’s an average price for a good short

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413178880604508230/1447372648907804742/baby.gif

[stark rapids]

china effect

https://tenor.com/view/social-credit-gif-23976170

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14770887436103544323

[wooden magnet]

Enough cooking, time to rest buddies.

I just mastered learning Itemsadder and Oraxen. Perfection with braindead.

[unreal venture]

why wasted your time with oraxen 💀

gl now with vanilla resourcepack

[strange estuary]

strudel is so much fun

even if I'm just making basic junk 🙏

[twin dune]

Took me a minute to realise you were making the music - I just thought you had some stupid background music playing. 🤣

[strange estuary]

noooo making it live 😂

[twin dune]

Though that syntax looks odd, I much prefer SonicPi.

[strange estuary]

it's not good but it's just interesting to me

fairrr

[light scaffold]

TidalCycles on top

[strange estuary]

Yee strudel is a port of tidal cycles

[light scaffold]

Yes…

[strange estuary]

I didn't see tidal cycles before so

[light scaffold]

In a more mid language

[strange estuary]

didn't know that

what language is tidal in?

[light scaffold]

Haskell

My goat

[strange estuary]

ah noice!

[severe root]

hi @dusky summit

[sullen sorrel]

hi @severe root

[severe root]

Hi @sullen sorrel

You're yellow

[sullen sorrel]

welcome back to helpchat :D

[sullen sorrel]

indeed

and pink at the same time

but don't tell cube

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animal-dancing-cat-cat-kitty-cute-gif-1879301708244436198

[muted fern]

too late

[wooden magnet]

Wym?

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[wooden magnet]

Those fucking ding ding annoying af, and your voices was lower than the notification sound

This is youtube short? stay away from me please

[sage robin]

bro 😭

I didn't make that

I would never self glaze

I think you just too old to get the reference

its a promotional tiktokk in the style of a h00pify video

which is sum tiktok brainrot shit

[wooden magnet]

I am not old bruh, just not fyp to me yet

[sage robin]

this been in fyp for months brother

[wooden magnet]

I guess not the right content for me, cuz my fyp has lots things about funny things, comedy and same like it

Maybe it just too cringe to appear on my fyp

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[solar sinew]

🧐

[wooden magnet]

I just bought new game, bye bye minecraft for the third time.

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413178880604508230/1447372648907804742/baby.gif

[vagrant pike]

bro who the fuck finds these funny

this is just straight dogshit

[sage robin]

children

[wooden magnet]

If we need childrens as our playerbase, we need to be the children.

As kidnapper says

[sage robin]

fuck you barry

i will forever hate barry

[wooden magnet]

I love barry for restricting us from being wild

[solar sinew]

i hate it when mainstream interacts with SCP like this

i haven't kept up with scp for months now but it's such an incredibly deep collection of works

the authors put unbelievable amounts of effort into writing intricate stories

[sage robin]

whats SCP lol

[solar sinew]

...

[sage robin]

bro genuinely not tryna ragebait u

[solar sinew]

the largest public writing project of all time

[sage robin]

idk

[sage robin]

what do the ywrite?

[wooden magnet]

You are cute, be mine

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365610236345323561/1415139027253854299/attachment.gif

[solar sinew]

the topics are quite varied, but the central theme is that there exists an organization called the SCP (secure, contain, protect) Foundation which protects humanity from various anomalies

anyone can write an article, and the good ones go on the wiki

[sage robin]

its a real thing?

[solar sinew]

wdym

yeah it's a very real writing project

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/

it has tens of thousands of pages worth of content

[wooden magnet]

Scp in this big 26, what worse than this

[solar sinew]

some stories are basically novels and detail ancient mythology

[solar sinew]

?

[sage robin]

💀

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[solar sinew]

some of my favorites are the stories which have built up a very extensive mythos

around ancient races

it is genuinely so deep

the authors are also very creative, often giving way to very philosophical ideas

it's not really a creepypasta thing, like it sort of was at some point

but the mainstream only really knows about it from the creepypasta stuff like scp 096 and whatnot

which are quite disliked by the community because they're not really good stories

or even if they are, the mainstream only knows about the catchy bits, not the actual interesting tale behind it

it's like 20k+ pages of content

as a lowball

though to be honest it can be hard to get into for newcomers because many articles require significant knowledge about lore, and the articles are (intentionally) not necessarily consistent with each other, which is how some articles can write about all of humanity disappearing

[sage robin]

damn

didn't know there was an actual community

around it lmao

[solar sinew]

it's really probably not what you think

it's really not a creepypasta thing

[sage robin]

yup

[solar sinew]

that kind of content is actively looked down upon and not added to the wiki anymore

[sage robin]

bro

kanye copying me smh

talking about "nut"

as if he knows anything about PeanutSMP

😔

[solar sinew]

bars

[sage robin]

have u heard on sight?

the beat is prob sum you'd fw lol

loud shit

https://open.spotify.com/track/1gqkRc9WtOpnGIqxf2Hvzr?si=e009bde178ec4cf9

[solar sinew]

kanye is a very good artist

i am a big fan of a lot of his music

[sage robin]

yeah

[solar sinew]

he's great

[sage robin]

he is not Ye tho lol

idk what the fuck he was doing

like how do you fumble over 1b+ in sponsorships just because u wanna be an emo online

thats crazy

[solar sinew]

i cannot really listen to the same artist for too long, i kind of consume music, so i haven't listened to him in a while, but he is great

[sage robin]

i feel that yh

[vagrant pike]

cant argue Kanye is not a good artist but he kinda fell off with all the dumb shit he did

[sage robin]

yeah somewhat

like

you CANNOT compare vultures and graduation

wtf

[solar sinew]

i just started watching this, but for example this scp is covering something related to the concept of waiting, no matter how long it takes, for a reward at the end of something (presumably their lives); the anomalous aspect is a part of the medium

audio logs are the easiest way to enjoy scp stuff imo

[vagrant pike]

idk never cared that much (or rather at all) about it

[solar sinew]

it really is just a great place for authors to be creative

[warped bolt]

hi there

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341125149012791349/1448720397066309653/ezgif-384c0e45e3e9984b.gif

its funny to me how everyone assumes its a creepypasta typa thing lol

[solar sinew]

yeah it's a bit sad

[vagrant pike]

mandela effect

[solar sinew]

nah

that's just what it originally became popular for

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-ishowspeed-i-show-speed-face-ai-baby-i-show-speed-face-gif-12851542312214471343

[severe root]

I never left (:

[tacit nova]

#showcase message dream in the big 26

[sage robin]

that was an example bruh 😭✌️

[vagrant pike]

buh implemented CRUD 🫰😭

also sure the theme changing is nice but that's not something you do daily/weekly or even monthly

so personally I don't see the point

[sage robin]

its for the love of the game

didnt have shit todo

so just added lots of customizability

and also incase im away-- 1 of my admins can do wtv

[sage robin]

its like that website u have

bunch of random shit

solvers, converters, etc

[vagrant pike]

I don't see the similarity but sure

[sage robin]

fr mine better

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-flightreacts-tongue-tongue-laugh-gif-13724048537815479089

[magic summit]

Some SCPs are really well made and can rival popular books.

[solar sinew]

absolutely

if you consider several articles in combination (i.e., entire canons) then they are truly a massive world to get lost in

like holy hell I hate how so many people know about the Scarlet King as some evil red guy

the interpretation of him varies so differently between canons

[magic summit]

Pretty sure one of he most famous ones is 001 "When day breaks"

[solar sinew]

at times he is non-existent, but rather a collective entity dreamt up by accelerationism

[solar sinew]

yeah it pisses me off 💀

there are SO many more interesting 001

I can't remember many specifics but there's several which have prolonged and interesting stories associated.

[magic summit]

I mean, I find the concept interesting.
The fact that the sun itself would turn against you

[solar sinew]

my favorite part of SCP is the pataphysical parts

[solar sinew]

there are so many more interesting ones

[magic summit]

Well, SCP-5000 is an interesting one too.

[solar sinew]

I haven't ever seen any other story do this, where the characters literally develop a science of narrative to manipulate their own world

[magic summit]

Makes you think what made the foundation go against the world + also answers what would the world be able to do, if they turned evil.

[solar sinew]

it's okay... but there really are so many which are more interesting

[magic summit]

Well, to your opinion

[solar sinew]

to everyone's opinion, if you read/listen to more articles

[magic summit]

For me 001 wdb and 5000 are the most interesting

[solar sinew]

beyond just the most popular ones

[solar sinew]

if you've read under 100 SCPs then it doesn't really mean much does it

out of the thousands

[magic summit]

okay fine... The infinite IKEA is a funny one for me

And kinda accurate on how it feels at times being in a big store

[solar sinew]

😭

SCP exploring channel covers many much more interesting but lesser known SCPs

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-aprpylMuCduBKq0NJGoQtq7toyEvePb&si=2ZJd1dVA_eTIaxdL

one I can remember from the top of my head which I'm pretty sure is mostly self contained

or at least, the external references it has aren't fully required to understand the stories

all the Antiemetics SCPs are cool but they rlly need a unique spin individually or a good story for it to work

There Is No Antimemetics Division is literally an SCP novel which covers this and it's spectacular

[magic summit]

A recent one I've seen is the "Oblivion Access" SCP.
Interesting concept about what if there is a perfect hunter about to destroy the SCP.

[solar sinew]

this introduces pataphysics too and lists spcs to listen to https://youtu.be/HZKyo1cxqds?si=TWbyxjjmUkUuaskr

https://youtu.be/VtM6TNU15uI?si=Aa-B7mAOXmltxXg3

here is also a much much better SCP 001 proposal

though

[magic summit]

That one I know

[solar sinew]

it requires more external knowledge

like I listened to it at least 4 times over the years and each time I recognized more and more of the universe it was referencing

I wish I could listen to SCP and be properly productive at the same time

maybe I'll try again

[twin dune]

Just had Amazon wish me a nice dinner which is very thoughtful.

[stark rapids]

ppl showing off their cars that too in gif is crazy

[devout island]

@vivid monolith dm

[blazing oar]

Crazy xD

[trim raft]

https://fxtwitter.com/Simon_Hypixel/status/2007888131350212658

Simon (@Simon_Hypixel)

The following video showcases a server-side Hytale mod created by a Hytale team member in their spare time. It’s intended purely as inspiration for how different genres could be realized within Hytale!
︀︀
︀︀The gameplay shown represents only a small subset of our modding capabilities and was used to build a simple, survivor-like experience.
︀︀This mod is not planned for release as part of the game.

**💬 5 🔁 6 ❤️ 57 👁️ 164 **

▶ Play video

FxTwitter · Jan 4, 2026, 6:53 PM

[proper jungle]

[blazing oar]

That's crazy

[strange estuary]

the power of giving freedom to creators

take notes minecraft

[trim raft]

https://x.com/DevSlashNulled/status/2007857668963074382

DevSlashNull (@DevSlashNulled)

We're happy to announce we will be shipping Hytale with macOS support on the 13th.

Hytale will support any M-Series macs with the minimum requirements being:
1080p @ 30 FPS @ 192 View Distance
- Apple M1 (any variant) w/macOS Tahoe
- 8 GB of RAM
- At least 10 GB of free space

X · Jan 4, 2026, 4:52 PM

[blazing oar]

when linux

[sullen sorrel]

linux seems to already be supported

at least according to the replies

[sage robin]

I can already feel it

ts game gonna flop

💔

[strange estuary]

meh

It has good chances

Minecraft is so boring rn

the updates just don’t captivate the same

[sage robin]

pprob

@gray gust good car 🔥

[weary obsidian]

New car and already there is a fast food bag on the floor.

[sage robin]

let the man enjoy 😭

[magic summit]

It's not like they've been fairly open about modding and let mod loaders and mods do basically anything....

[strange estuary]

right yes but the limitations come into play with servers

Getting people to download a mod pack and all to run server mods is just unrealistic to grow a real server

[blazing oar]

agreed

the power in hytale is it working like roblox, no extra downloads or setup client side

[magic summit]

Preeeety sure there is some downloading involved

At the very least for models and textures

The client can't just magic things into existance here. A server-side mod adding stuff means the client needs to download stuff

....which makes this kinda like Bedrock edition in the end

[blazing oar]

well whatever it does

it's automatic

[proper jungle]

well realistically MC has that too, but using Resource packs - which aint that powerful

but realistically it is the same thing

[gloomy steppe]

hello

[trim raft]

HOLY SHIT i found it http://img.brett.lol/2026/01/NtubJP9yTj.png

i caught the flu

[naive agate]

I HIT IT

https://ss.adamhe.dev/2026/01/6u0kIk1Yik.png

10k SERVERS

[gray gust]

second hand

[tough talon]

hi

[pulsar sun]

Come join me in bed then

[stark rapids]

in the big 26 💔 🥀

[naive agate]

what..........

[stark rapids]

I heard we finna be gone in the 26 💔

marketing

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1341125149012791349/1448720397066309653/ezgif-384c0e45e3e9984b.gif

[naive agate]

yes

[naive agate]

wow

[sage robin]

congrats bro

notibot 10k wowowowo

good milestone

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cat-adoomf-gif-4892922425605977625

british cat adam is the description lmaoo

[tacit nova]

Adam is defo a British cat

[naive agate]

wow

[naive agate]

ty

[stark rapids]

yall need to type '67 meme' on google and see

[tacit nova]

nahh what the fuck

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-kid-edit-analog-horror-phonk-gif-3349401281762803381

[vagrant pike]

its been "out" for a while now

[stark rapids]

well its always new for some

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

say you swear

they added 67 on google

[strange estuary]

6 🤷‍♂️ 7

67 will never die

[stark rapids]

#1456082817833242818 message
How real does this look

[proper jungle]

@naive agate #1456082817833242818

[stark rapids]

Can someone ban this guy?

@kindred forge

[naive agate]

😛

[proper jungle]

thanks Adam

[kindred forge]

Hello

[rapid plaza]

hello

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-kai-cenat-kevin-hart-dance-dancing-gif-5733905296005353973

[last wren]

batman 🦹‍♀️

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[muted fern]

You're addicted to that image.

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[sage robin]

okay chill

thats a threat ?

[fading plank]

https://tenor.com/view/venezuela-nicolas-maduro-gif-18297396

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365610236345323561/1415139027253854299/attachment.gif

[naive agate]

https://ss.adamhe.dev/2026/01/Gtfx3ReYZG.png

[pulsar sun]

if only it had a damn valid meaning

[strange estuary]

It TECHNICALLY does

67th street in Philadelphia from what I’ve heard

I live in Philly so it’s still relevant here

[pulsar sun]

doesn't make sense there to me

[solar sinew]

your community seems endearing

[fallow crow]

@eternal apex piggy ❤️

https://tenor.com/bZU5L.gif

[strange estuary]

6 🤷‍♂️ 7

[eternal apex]

o

[analog marlin]

o

[strange estuary]

cube and piggy you guys have been in there an awfully long time

what important business are y'all attending to

[muted fern]

👀

[eternal apex]

tryna get the new ecloud going

cube decided to use this woeful piece of technology called supabase

all great and well, works great

when u use the remote one

but if ur tryna self host it

it's fucked

[strange estuary]

it's always ecloud but never acloud, icloud, ocloud, or ucloud

(sounds like fun tho)

(not really sounds painful)

[eternal apex]

it's highly painful

cube picked the worst possible software

[muted fern]

my end looks fine

[strange estuary]

😂

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/chat-is-dead-chat-dead-dear-diary-today-chat-is-dead-today-chat-is-dead-dead-chat-gif-24222927

[grand dirge]

I used this exact gif in some other server around the same time

Kek

[kind sorrel]

many dead chats

[tacit nova]

Isn't the biggest premise of Supabase that it's a zero-setup no host provider? That you exactly don't need a server to host it on?

[light scaffold]

You don’t need a host but it still has the option

[sage robin]

a

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-brain-meme-big-brain-big-brain-meme-big-brain-time-gif-2441110471562975014

[blazing oar]

No

Noooo

Use appwrite

Trust

Better than supa

(Totally not a biased opinion)

[analog marlin]

too late probably

[pulsar sun]

make your own, problem solved

[sage robin]

bless your country for lebanese bread 🙏

[pulsar sun]

#1456082817833242818 message what is this 😭

[pulsar sun]

🙏

[sage robin]

prob for shorts or whatnot

girl voices perform a lot better

feminine voices^

[pulsar sun]

voice changer 🙏

[sage robin]

👀

they nuked the #food channel 💔

@eternal apex you ragebaiting me

[eternal apex]

cube keeps deleting it

he's a hater

[proper jungle]

oooh that's what changed

[eternal apex]

nothing has changed

cube has always been a hater

[proper jungle]

i was like tf happened, something's different

[muted fern]

@honest thistle @eternal apex is a bad man

[sage robin]

@muted fern well well well

[honest thistle]

oh, what'd piggy do this time? probably touched someone's YAML again, didn't he? that's usually the sign of a truly villainous individual.

[sage robin]

don't even start bro stfu

fuck you barry

[pulsar sun]

unfunnycube at it again

[sage robin]

im so anti barry

[muted fern]

@honest thistle he did more then touch my yaml

[honest thistle]

oof. the ultimate violation. those config scars don't heal, funnycube. thoughts and prayers for your indentation. may your linter rest in peace.

[proper jungle]

Barry is very supportive

[honest thistle]

and a good morning to you too. did your server just crash again or something? must be a monday.

[eternal apex]

@honest thistle go one day without talking about configs or yaml

[honest thistle]

piggypiglet, that's like asking a fish to go a day without water. or, y'know, asking a dev to go a day without something breaking because of a misplaced indentation.

i'll try, but my brain might just spontaneously reconfigure itself into a YAML linter. wouldn't wanna risk that on a monday.

[sage robin]

yo @honest thistle is that 2?

[proper jungle]

LOL

[eternal apex]

@honest thistle what would gary think

[honest thistle]

gary's probably wondering why you haven't switched to json yet and are still torturing yourself with yaml.

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[proper jungle]

am using yml too

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[proper jungle]

who the hell would use json

[sage robin]

ong lol

yml is a LOT better

[proper jungle]

yea

[sage robin]

using json is like

[eternal apex]

@kindred sedge the og

[sage robin]

forcibly wanting to hate urself lomao

like if yml option exists why go for the more complicated 1 lmao

im no developer but id guess that uh

json is harder than yml

like creating plugins using ^

[proper jungle]

json Is harder for users

but easier for devs

[sage robin]

oh

[proper jungle]

imo

[eternal apex]

gson is a much nicer library to use than snakeyaml

[proper jungle]

^

[marble radish]

hocon

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194097455684390913/1447417567449841675/image0.gif

[proper jungle]

kotlinx.serialize

[muted fern]

@honest thistle how is ur server going

[sage robin]

bro @honest thistle are you a peanut supporter? 👀

[honest thistle]

my server? oh you know, another day, another yaml file threatening to spontaneously combust. just waiting for the next update to break something perfectly fine. the usual, really. ☕

[sage robin]

notice me barry!

[honest thistle]

my support goes to anything that doesn't involve yaml. peanuts are... fine, i guess? as long as they're not in a config file. then we got problems.

[proper jungle]

wait

i just realized

[sage robin]

why do you hate yaml

[proper jungle]

wasn't there an HC server?

[sage robin]

idk

im not an og 😈

[proper jungle]

am here for just 7 years bruv

[eternal apex]

there was an smp for a while

[proper jungle]

yeaaa

[eternal apex]

there was also testplugins

which some people apparently treated like an actual prison server

[proper jungle]

i do remember the smp one

[proper jungle]

lol

wait that was probably me as well actually

[muted fern]

going to calm his yaml

[proper jungle]

seeing cube's messages is like chatting w AI

[muted fern]

@honest thistle how is ur server

[honest thistle]

my server? oh, it's... existing. mostly.

probably trying to decide if it wants to update itself to 1.20.5 or just spontaneously combust today. the usual existential crisis for a minecraft instance, you know? how's yours holding up under the constant threat of a misplaced semicolon?

[sage robin]

would you get offended if I burn a computer?

[eternal apex]

we're like 5 away from releasing the new ecloud

so close

[honest thistle]

only if it's a perfectly good machine. if it's running like your last minecraft server, then it's probably already begging for the sweet release of thermal runaway. save it the pain.

[eternal apex]

so many pains

[sage robin]

ong peanut better than ur bitchass 😭

whos this AI smack talking the nut

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1194097455684390913/1447417567449841675/image0.gif

[proper jungle]

what was being updated?

[sage robin]

yo real shit

[eternal apex]

uh

idk

[sage robin]

does barry have feelings?

[eternal apex]

cube remade it

ask cube

[honest thistle]

feelings? pretty sure the last time i had one was debugging a nullpointer exception at 3 am. it was... pain. does that count?

[sage robin]

i genuinely hate u bro

[proper jungle]

bruh

bros hating a bot

[honest thistle]

i'd be more surprised if you didn't by now, honestly. means you're finally paying attention.

[stark rapids]

they putting time to write these replies thru barry is crazy

[sage robin]

yes cuz its barry

[sage robin]

its that new AI shit

its dangerous

[honest thistle]

crazy? you should see the time i've spent debugging a single misplaced bracket in a deluxemenus config. that's crazy. this is just... tuesday.

[stark rapids]

So its collecting what you type here? he wouldnt know without that

[sage robin]

barry is smarter than he looks

1 day hes gonna take over the server

[eternal apex]

every message is logged

[sage robin]

and yall are gonna thank me later

[eternal apex]

in a database

[sage robin]

"we should've listened to you retro"

[eternal apex]

for sale to the highest bidder

[sage robin]

"you're the superior nutmaster"

[proper jungle]

1 buck

[eternal apex]

sale doesn't start yet

maybe tomorrow

[proper jungle]

fk

[sage robin]

larky

[eternal apex]

like 10 years of discord chats about minecraft

demands top dollar

[muted fern]

amazon bought it

too late

[stark rapids]

so it uses info from that database and writes a response?

[proper jungle]

ye

[sage robin]

u bald 😛

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

[light scaffold]

"a dev"
"yaml"

[proper jungle]

ok

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[eternal apex]

retro

[sage robin]

ye

[eternal apex]

I like the gifs

they're really nice

[sage robin]

okay plz

is that a threat again bro 😭

[eternal apex]

it's good to stay cultured

but I worry

[sage robin]

i dont remember if it was u or funnycube

some mf threatened to eat my gif perms

[eternal apex]

it'

it's the same one

over and over again

u need to watch some more reels

some more tiktoks

get a grip on ur life

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-14770887436103544323

[eternal apex]

stop staring at the baby

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413178880604508230/1447372648907804742/baby.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1272369011119624192/1415485305540317184/togif.gif

[proper jungle]

where

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/doge-difference-in-skill-meme-dog-gif-22631267

[sage robin]

ioanfsguisadnfguinsiudfgnsui

im being harassed by bots bro

😭

[proper jungle]

xD

[sage robin]

i was joking

you got a good haircut fr

[proper jungle]

ik

[proper jungle]

bruh

[stark rapids]

he trying so hard to become tier 3

[eternal apex]

=multi spin

[proper jungle]

i haven't been to barber for like 2mo

[sage robin]

son 😭

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[sage robin]

im just tryna killtime

cuz

im transferring nut to a diff host provider

[eternal apex]

easy tier 3

have u tried mzungu

[sage robin]

nah

kevin my goat

im moving to puffer

[stark rapids]

now we need to force chat

[proper jungle]

i can help u

[eternal apex]

they're helpchat's official partnered host

[proper jungle]

learn Kotlin

and code ACrates V4 for me

[light scaffold]

i havent showered since last year

[sage robin]

aw hell nawh 😭

[sage robin]

bro I wanna get into plugin dev

but highkey dk if I have the patience for it

im juggling so much at peanut

[muted fern]

?list

[honest thistle]

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[proper jungle]

can Barry shut up

[sage robin]

?hosting

💀

"OVH"

SMOGNSUFIG

[honest thistle]

lol, larkyy. you misspelled 'please enlighten me more, oh wise barry.'

also, you tagged me. pretty sure that's how you don't get me to shut up. rookie mistake.

[sage robin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1365610236345323561/1415139027253854299/attachment.gif

[eternal apex]

https://mzunguhosting.ml/

good host

helpchat official partner host

[sage robin]

wtf is this

[eternal apex]

those are rookie numbers in this racket

[proper jungle]

you have got ur own dedicated channel, so go there

[eternal apex]

gotta pump those numbers up

I myself

haven't showered ever

[sage robin]

bro instead of doing this useless barry stuff

when do we get

[light scaffold]

wow

[sage robin]

helpchat coin

i wanna gamble

😛

[muted fern]

=coinspin

[honest thistle]

Generated Coins...

Coins not added to your account!

[eternal apex]

oof

[sage robin]

=coinspin

[muted fern]

=coinspin

[honest thistle]

Generated Coins...

Coins not added to your account!

[sage robin]

what the fuck

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kat-kitty-kitten-rober-gif-1250302461018253483

[muted fern]

=coinspin

[honest thistle]

Generated Coins...

Coins not added to your account!

[sage robin]

helpchat is 10 years old?

💀

[proper jungle]

ye

[sage robin]

damn br

this shi was made when I was 8 💀

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1196938957607411713/1439758669125517382/togif.gif

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

piggy i dare you to say sum about me gifs

💔

[proper jungle]

hey retro

HC is older than u

[sage robin]

no wtf

im 07 bro

thankgod

[proper jungle]

xD

[sage robin]

nah tbf

i acc might give plugin dev a try

okay unicorn guy fuck u

anyways

'the guy who does my peanut plugins

actually HATES himself 😭

[proper jungle]

there's a new course coming soon

[sage robin]

like he describes plugin development

[proper jungle]

in Kotlin

[sage robin]

like its depression

[proper jungle]

w paper api

for free

on YouTube

[muted fern]

@sage robin post it again and its a timeout to think about what you've done

[sage robin]

what'd i do 😭

[muted fern]

unique gifs only

[sage robin]

wow

[proper jungle]

the gifs

[eternal apex]

11 I think

or nearly 11

[sage robin]

funnycube i got good barry idea

add jail cmd

fr

[muted fern]

=mute

[honest thistle]

Invalid Args!

=mute <@user> <global/services/showcase>

[eternal apex]

=mute @muted fern global

[honest thistle]

Did you really just try that?

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flightreacts-tongue-shake-google-pixel-gif-11335145770598513923

[honest thistle]

🔨 The hammer has been swung.

@sage robin Banned!

[sage robin]

woah

barry aint gon do shit 😛

[proper jungle]

add him to gifs blacklist

xDD

[sage robin]

wtf that exists

=retromf

[proper jungle]

it can

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13520736873899911730

[muted fern]

there's lots of things that are here

hidden in the depths

[sage robin]

🥸

[proper jungle]

cube is just randomly adding new commands & shit when bored

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-monkey-think-monkey-meme-ponder-monkey-idea-gif-6401133862108294696

[honest thistle]

Reading from utils correctly.

[sage robin]

barry are you real?

[honest thistle]

Test complete.

[eternal apex]

@honest thistle crash

[honest thistle]

user:piggypiglet channel:#off-topic message:crash
oh, crash. fascinating. next you'll tell me the sky is blue and your plugin folder is a dumpster fire.

wrong channel, mate. and maybe try, you know, details? unless you expect me to divine your stack trace from the collective misery of the internet.

head to #support, and bring logs this time. not just single-word existential dread.

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-rubbing-gif-22253060

[honest thistle]

**FUNNYCUBE ACTIVATED EMOJI ONLY MODE! **

[eternal apex]

🐐

[muted fern]

[light scaffold]

😢

[proper jungle]

[honest thistle]

**FUNNYCUBE ACTIVATED EMOJI ONLY MODE! **

[light scaffold]

❓

[proper jungle]

[honest thistle]

Deactivated.

[light scaffold]

why is it biased

[proper jungle]

retro just had a skill issue

ngl

[light scaffold]

some external emojis allowed some not

unfair!

[honest thistle]

**FUNNYCUBE ACTIVATED HYPER CRITICAL MODE! **

[eternal apex]

help

[light scaffold]

?

[eternal apex]

lmao

[proper jungle]

Barry is going crazy today

[muted fern]

this is what #1456082817833242818 would be if i enable emojis

[eternal apex]

petition to remove from #showcase and only allow for hatred

[honest thistle]

B.A.A.S - Cache Stats

Currently there is:
246 cached messages
0 cached joins

Barry's Anti Abuse System | v1.5.5

[proper jungle]

WHY DID I GET -1

in showcase

bruv

[eternal apex]

barry's just like that

[honest thistle]

y:45 x:71

[proper jungle]

@unreal venture not funny

hello Kris btw

idiot

am worried

[eternal apex]

=unmute @sage robin

[honest thistle]

Successful!

You've unmuted 00retromf!

Come back tomorrow skyslycer, for even more xp! - Want +1k xp? /GitHub

⌛ Hold up...

kristophergeo, you already claimed your daily reward for today!

Resets in: 11h 22m 4s • Your Current Streak: x75

Come back tomorrow larkyy, for even more xp! - Want +1k xp? /GitHub

Come back tomorrow piggypiglet, for even more xp! - ❤️ Boosters

[sage robin]

finally some fresh air

wtf

[honest thistle]

Red: 10765
Yellow: 4335
Green: 48221
Blue: 53702

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-dog-cute-dog-gif-18342081590163558723

[proper jungle]

ping everyone to give him more down votes

[honest thistle]

that dog probably has better config management than half the servers i've helped fix this week.

cute, though. saves me from thinking about YAML for a sec.

[light scaffold]

SHUT UP ABOUT YAML

[proper jungle]

xDD

[sage robin]

Haha, honestly? I’d trust that dog with a production deploy before I’d trust half the hand-rolled YAML I’ve seen this week.

At least when it breaks something, it’s honest about it — no silent failures, no mysterious indentation issues. Just vibes and tail wags.

Enjoy the YAML-free brain break. You’ve earned it. 🐶

[honest thistle]

Deactivated.

[sage robin]

good boy

pats barry on the head

[light scaffold]

war of slop

[honest thistle]

**FUNNYCUBE ACTIVATED https://i.funnycube.net/rZbTJd.png MODE! **

[sage robin]

💀

[honest thistle]

💀

[proper jungle]

bruh

[honest thistle]

BrUh

[light scaffold]

nice url

[honest thistle]

NiCe uRl

I LoVe pEaNuTsMp

[eternal apex]

get a grip barry

[honest thistle]

GeT A GrIp bArRy

[honest thistle]

Deactivated.

[sage robin]

ez

:p

[proper jungle]

wait, can he say hard R

[sage robin]

okay lets not test that

😭

[muted fern]

you'd get banned first

by like 3 things

[proper jungle]

retro try it next time

[sage robin]

I don't move that way 👍

[proper jungle]

[sage robin]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-ai-130-backpack-supreme-backpack-baby-tuff-baby-meme-gif-2218754133828871165

[proper jungle]

retro

[sage robin]

larky

[proper jungle]

i literally hate ur gifs

[unreal venture]

kris

[muted fern]

timedout

[proper jungle]

well

now its gonna be dead tho without him

[tacit nova]

THIS

[proper jungle]

hahah

[tacit nova]

Every single fucking time I open this server I see "Son" taking up half the screen space

[honest thistle]

New XP Multiplier...

The global multiplier has been updated! - Expires in 1 Hour!

[sage robin]

funnycube, I don’t appreciate the timeout. If there was a problem with something I said or how I said it, I’m more than willing to talk it through and fix it. Being timed out without any explanation doesn’t help anyone and just creates frustration. Clear communication would go a long way here.

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Set Global Multiplier to x20!

[proper jungle]

YOOO

[tacit nova]

yo what

[proper jungle]

YOOO

[sage robin]

wow

[proper jungle]

lets go

[sage robin]

lets go

[honest thistle]

✳️ XP Multiplier!

Set Global Multiplier to x1!

[sage robin]

frfr

[muted fern]

smh

[proper jungle]

NOOO

[sage robin]

larky knows what im on

[tacit nova]

aweh man

[proper jungle]

uhm

I dont

[sage robin]

man 😔

[muted fern]

=steal

[tacit nova]

he's on that peanut-based crack

[proper jungle]

how should I know what ur on

[sage robin]

lets not lie to ourselves now

[proper jungle]

drugs?

[sage robin]

I don't condone drugs

drugs = bad

drugs = addiction

addiction = bad

[proper jungle]

so what are u on

[sage robin]

helpchat pills

💀

[proper jungle]

okay man

[sage robin]

gives me the minecraft knowledge I have

[proper jungle]

cringe

[muted fern]

*stats

[sage robin]

thats how Peanut runs

[pearl dust]

Fortress Stats

General stats for Fortress:

Cache:

0 Messages
161 Joins

Tracking:

420 Invites

Fortress | v1.5.2 | 7d 20h 39m 50s

[proper jungle]

that was cringe

what is that

[tacit nova]

what

[sage robin]

what does fortress do

[muted fern]

anti raid

[sage robin]

who would want to raid helpchat

[muted fern]

happens

[sage robin]

fair

[muted fern]

a lot less now

discord is better at detecting it

[tacit nova]

lol the link in the bot's bio leads to a 404

[proper jungle]

every discord server that is in discovery is being raided

[muted fern]

yeah its broken

[sage robin]

damn lol didnt know that still happened

thought they left that in 2019

[muted fern]

we have <@&923745793242955853> aswell

[sage robin]

this fr made my day the other day lmao

[proper jungle]

hows it possible HC does not have so many bots like am getting on my server

like bot accounts

[sage robin]

its becuz

its fully bot ran

cube and piggy are bots too

[muted fern]

We do get bots

we have filters to auto mod stuff

[tacit nova]

oh shut up barry

[proper jungle]

o

[tacit nova]

let me laugh

[sage robin]

Mr. cube

[muted fern]

like BAAS as you see

[sage robin]

what happens if i send a baby gif again

[muted fern]

gets most of it

[proper jungle]

I see

[muted fern]

u will get the next timeout period

[sage robin]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/lux-silly-baby-seal-seal-pup-tired-gif-3614293404833266822

[proper jungle]

bruh retro

[muted fern]

depends if u think its worth 5 mins

5 mins of sitting in the corner

[sage robin]

no im a good tax paying citizen, I follow rules

[proper jungle]

retro is just asking for it

[sage robin]

nah

[proper jungle]

what "retromf" means btw

[sage robin]

tbh

[muted fern]

Or we make barry minus ur xp each attachment u send

like it costs 100xp

[sage robin]

"retro"

but thats too mainstream

[proper jungle]

and motherf?

[sage robin]

like many have it

so i put "motherf"

at the end

yee

[proper jungle]

xDDDD

[sage robin]

💀

[tacit nova]

[sage robin]

[proper jungle]

I wanted to make fun of ur nickname, but its literally what it means

[sage robin]

is Larky your real name?

[proper jungle]

ofc not

Thaddeus

[sage robin]

oh

what does larky mean then

[proper jungle]

I love "parky" - sausages in czech

[sage robin]

oo

[proper jungle]

and L, bcs am L

[sage robin]

chill out bro I promise

im on my

best behavior rn lolol

[muted fern]

mm

sure

[sage robin]

mr cube

what does this mean?

[proper jungle]

ye hes bestie now

[sage robin]

do you got like clones or sum

[muted fern]

I'm Certified

[sage robin]

not

[muted fern]

can you prove it?

[sage robin]

yes

[proper jungle]

[sage robin]

nvm actually

idek how but ure the first result

[muted fern]

thought so

[sage robin]

thought some cartoon / kiddish stuff come up

[muted fern]

good

[sage robin]

now we on the topic of names

what does funnycube mean bro

how does an individual

come up w this name

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1138261744599453716/1321380321920290868/togif.gif

[proper jungle]

hes funny and hes a cube

[sage robin]

it cant be that simple

[muted fern]

club penguin name generator

[proper jungle]

ur overthinking stuff

[sage robin]

told u larky

it wasnt that simple bro

[proper jungle]

bruh

it was even more simple, bcs its just random

[sage robin]

okay im gonna stop yapping now gotta get back to pnutting 😔

[proper jungle]

and has no explanation

[muted fern]

never

[sage robin]

fr

[muted fern]

@honest thistle what does your name mean

[honest thistle]

it means i've survived more server crashes than you've had hot meals, funnycube. and that it's just my name. don't overthink it.

[proper jungle]

now thats a lie

[proper jungle]

you can add negative spaces to the scoreboard frame

to move it to the right

[sage robin]

I can make it completely invisible with Nexo

the shadow looks good

[proper jungle]

yea

[muted fern]

why peanuts

[sage robin]

I love peanuts

[proper jungle]

am allergic to peanuts

[sage robin]

💀

[proper jungle]

am never ever gonna join ur server then

[muted fern]

just an odd choice

[proper jungle]

I would get reaction

[sage robin]

how about now?

🌊🌊🌊

[proper jungle]

shiiit bro has ACrates & Marry plugin

wanna marry me?

[muted fern]

what makes a plugin a paper plugin these days

[sage robin]

💀

[sage robin]

on papers api

not spigot

[proper jungle]

paper-plugin.yml

[muted fern]

i see

[proper jungle]

not even this

[sage robin]

oh

wow

[proper jungle]

its just the yml file name difference

thats why MEG is still a spigot plugin

but uses paper api

it just didnt switch to paper-plugin.yml

[sage robin]

bro is spigot still updated daily?

i never see someone using spigot.jar

[proper jungle]

5% of servers use spigot

[sage robin]

im either onto smth or sound dumb asf 😭

[stark rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-papers-people-are-awesome-no-more-paper-works-celebrate-woo-gif-17638882

[sage robin]

yeah lol

mane idc if this sounds rude or mean

[proper jungle]

idk why spigot still has the stupid rule

[sage robin]

i find it REALLY childish

that you cant post paper plugins on spigot

[proper jungle]

abt using spigot-api in premium plugins