off-topic

[blazing oar]

you both own each other

[severe root]

WOAH

marriage?

[uneven tree]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-we-one-gif-18212100

[blazing oar]

that's called a marriage

yes

when 2 people own each other

100%

[uneven tree]

emarriage?

[blazing oar]

I pronounce you Husband and Wife

you decide who is which

[uneven tree]

efe ru eproposing to me? :0

Lol

[blazing oar]

HelpChat - Helping you find your e-date

[severe root]

🥺

yes

[elfin minnow]

https://imgur.com/kSURtnl

yall see this?

[gentle cape]

.

[fallen holly]

👋

[blazing oar]

bruh @woven prairie thought you had money 😭 qas surprised

[woven prairie]

??

[blazing oar]

was surprised to see a request for full web page for free lol

[tacit nova]

^^

[woven prairie]

It's only cause it's a coming soon thing and I can't justify $ on it D:

[blazing oar]

bruh

[frank pasture]

That’s the million dollar mindset though, get it made for free, then use that to make money.. boom

[blazing oar]

yeah

if you are able to find someone

[twin dune]

Hey Chazza, you remember gool ol' Raymond? Analyiticus man

He told a potential freelance client that he got a developer job offer from Hypixel when in actuallity, it was just a first stage application interview. 🤣

[elfin minnow]

[chilly brook]

Raymond is mad strange

&*

[sturdy bobcat]

i thought of him the other day

deadass forgot his name though

[blazing oar]

I mean, not bad still, forst stage interview is better than I would get 💀

[tacit nova]

Lmao ye

[unreal venture]

[frank pasture]

Haha really?

[twin dune]

Yup lol. I called him out and he got mad.

[sturdy bobcat]

honestly im surprised anyone in here even has contact with him

[twin dune]

He is in a freelancer team I am in.

[sturdy bobcat]

im sorry for your lsos

[twin dune]

[blazing oar]

DevRoom?

saw him in there once

[twin dune]

Arcane Studios. I am banned from DevRoom. 💀

[sturdy bobcat]

how'd you manage that

[twin dune]

Back in 2021, and the owners (well Liam) thinks he's best of the best.

They took over a month to pay out after claiming payments were weekly... so I was fed-up and asked a client to move their service to another team.

...10 usd in value lmao

Liam was like "oh, I've reported you to the Service Team Union, blah blah" along with other empty threats.

FYI, I've had no issues joining other teams since then.

[bright glacier]

.v

[pearl wedge]

[boreal escarp]

Where the fuck are pending sent FR requests now on mobile ???

[twin dune]

Up yours and to the left.

[boreal escarp]

I hate you Mack

[twin dune]

Love you too Gaby.

[chilly brook]

press on "You" and then scroll to the bottom and there it is

[boreal escarp]

No

[boreal escarp]

Oh... stupid. Thank you

[blazing oar]

imagine using the new layout on mobile

instead of the the old one

pfff

amateurs

[chilly brook]

grow up

[trim raft]

https://fxtwitter.com/GraphCrimes/status/1744850349813297603

[boreal escarp]

🤣🤣🤣

[twin dune]

@trim raft

[frank pasture]

Finally!! Elon doing the right thing 🥰

[long peak]

#1191515714033565738 message Geez, is this even allowed here?

[pseudo sigil]

@naive agate

This em doesn't feel like it's allowed

[naive agate]

Hey @junior hill your post #1191515714033565738 message is being deleted and this is a warning as any sort of cheats are not allowed here.

[boreal escarp]

Smh tony

[long peak]

honestly I was spooked more by the backdoor, rather than the cheats 💀

Tony having access to my computer would probably drive me nuts

[chilly brook]

raymond type of beat stuff

[boreal escarp]

Lol

[blazing oar]

I prefer that tencent has access to my pc than tony

no cap

[long peak]

Yep

[severe root]

@uneven tree 🥺

[unreal venture]

@uneven tree

[severe root]

hey

leave my husband alone

[unreal venture]

tf? conclube being married to a minor? A YO

he got some explaining to do 🤨

[uneven tree]

Lol

Efe is older than me

in terms of e age actually

@severe root right?

[severe root]

yes

[uneven tree]

You eboomer

[sturdy bobcat]

whats e age

[severe root]

ur ehusband

[trim raft]

most optimized minecraft server

[analog marlin]

me listening to Event

[spare rock]

true tony goes on the most random rants at times

[spare rock]

#1191515714033565738 message the first video is to me incredibly low quality for.. 40 usd a hour
bad cuts, inconsistent audio

Am i the only one who thinks that?

[blazing oar]

No, you are not.

WAY too overpriced for someone that posted on #1191515716608868402 searching for someone to do it for like 5 bucks lmao. Quite ironic

[strange estuary]

Are tutorials for servers a good thing to have? I feel like every new player leaves my server because the tutorial is intimidating (which I’m working on right now), but when you join a server do you expect a tutorial?

[chilly brook]

i hate if tutorials are forced

but then i quit because i dont understand how the server works :P

[strange estuary]

Gotcha. I’m adding skip tutorial as we speak

Mm yeah, I think I just need to add more indicators around our map to explain things and just avoid forcing tutorials

[chilly brook]

yep

[spare rock]

wouldnt be surprised if thats the reason a majority of "unique" servers die

[chilly brook]

well its mostly players being stupid

[strange estuary]

I’d have to assume so. My server died for other reasons that are my fault but new players can’t even spend 30 seconds checking things out in the tutorial haha. That’s why I’m going to speed things up

[vagrant pike]

ditto

[strange estuary]

Add a skip tutorial button, get rid of some of the extra steps, probably add teleportors

[vagrant pike]

if I HAVE to do it, then its kinda annoying

personally I like it if I have an option to view the topic that I need

but I see why explaining the whole server is needed too

[severe root]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1187188993473925180.gif?size=48&name=mewantanderle&quality=lossless

@uneven tree

[unreal venture]

get a room

[spare rock]

this is their room

we are just peeping

[fading plank]

@subtle pagoda [service] Minecraft server promoter [request] Help us grow our minecraft server members [budget] 30$ monthy

How much growth are you expecting with that?

xD

[stark rapids]

well the offer seems nice

i can play on the server for the amount

[unreal venture]

@long summit ! did u see this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHhqwBwmRkI

thats for sure the best lore cinematic so far!

[boreal escarp]

Good thing they got back to the OG style

Fucking beautiful

[unreal venture]

i love how it goes from the past to the future

from past demacia to future ionia

[boreal escarp]

Ye

[long summit]

I need a Trynda rework, every time he ults he has to fight kindred for the duration of it

[boreal escarp]

Is that what happens in the video?

[unreal venture]

in the end ye

he fights the wolf

[long summit]

Yeah, kindred doesn't really exist lore wise, it's death, it's just how people describe it, some regions don't believe in the lamb and wolf for example
But yeah on the video he was in his undying rage, basically fighting death

[boreal escarp]

😮

[unreal venture]

it was very hot ngl

we have never seen the wolf being so real so far

[boreal escarp]

Is it death or is it the death?

You said some regions dont believe in it

[unreal venture]

yeah they are the death

[long summit]

Death, the concept of death
The story from Freljord is that when you die the lamb and wolf will hunt you

[boreal escarp]

Oh wow..

[boreal escarp]

Also, a lamb and an wolf, what a combination

[unreal venture]

they got an interesting lore, u might wanna check it

[boreal escarp]

Kinda obvious, but daarkins are evil, right?

[unreal venture]

yeah

i used to confuse em with the demons

but ig they are not the same

since swain is possessed by a demon and not a darkin

[long summit]

Some regions don't see the same, for example in ancient shurima there was a tale that people would see a shiny winged individual right before dying, it was actually Aatrox, originally his justicar skin was based on that, idk if it is canon anymore

Darkins were shuriman ascended that ware corrupted by blood magic

Imagine nasus getting corrupted

[unreal venture]

so the darkin war was in surima?

[long summit]

It was all over the world since the darkin were dominating everything

[boreal escarp]

Ye im just reeding that part of the wiki page, damn!

[long summit]

Their main leader was Xolaani, you can see her on legends of runetera

[unreal venture]

how tf u remember names too bruh

[long summit]

I'm a lore nerd :)

[boreal escarp]

Are they like trapped in the weapons?

[unreal venture]

yeah 3 of them

kayn aatrox and varus

wait not kayn as kayn

rhaast or whatever its spelled

[long summit]

The aspect of twilight (not Zoe, the previous one) was the one that gave humans the weapons to seal them

Speaking of which Rhaast is such a weak darkin lol

[unreal venture]

they could have killed em instead tbh :/

but we would have no lore so ye makes sense lol

[long summit]

They were too strong to be killed in time, so sealing was the best choice

[boreal escarp]

How come

[unreal venture]

oh and naafiri

i forgot about him

[boreal escarp]

wtf zoe is just a host for some .. idk, power ??

[unreal venture]

ig cause rhaast cant take over kayns body?

[boreal escarp]

And Asol is her pet I remember reading ab that a while ago

[unreal venture]

which we saw happening with aatrox and varus by the darkins

i have no idea tbh but its a good guess :/

[long summit]

For example, Aatrox dominated the mind of a human passing by, as soon as the human touched the weapon he turned and Aatrox was back
Naafiri the same thing
Meanwhile Rhaast can't dominate the mind of a young human that is literally wielding the weapon lol

[unreal venture]

so a dog picked up naafiri

cool

[boreal escarp]

Fr lol

Damn the more you know

Ik is just a game, but man ..

[unreal venture]

yeah it has great lore

aight time to grind back to grandmaster now

cause im now emerald1

[long summit]

All the aspects are being kinda "possessed", Pantheon for example, was killed by Aatrox when they fought, but Atreus (the host) survived
But Zoe is actually an exception, she was so devil-ish and prankster that the aspect of twilight just gave her power without taking over

[boreal escarp]

Im mindblown

[unreal venture]

[boreal escarp]

Is there an order for the stories? Id like to read them at some point, the lore is just crazy @long summit

Damn Kris

[unreal venture]

mostly its cause of the xp boost that amazon prime gives

the rest its just 10years of playing

[long summit]

Kinda, you don't really need to read it in order, it's made in a way that each story is independent enough to make sense without context

[boreal escarp]

Great

Ive always wondered, do season cinematics have anything to do with the season itself?

[unreal venture]

nop lol

hope not

[long summit]

But if you want, Lissandra, Ornn/Anivia/Volibear, Xerath/Nasus/Renekton/Azir, Viego/all shadow isle, and Mordekeiser are kinda the oldest stories

[unreal venture]

i do like the changes so far ngl

i can reach almost 1k ap with katarina now which is mad wild

[boreal escarp]

Anyhow I love the style, how they present multiple fight scenes or stories

[unreal venture]

i like katarinas story

cass is her sister and talon her step bro

[long summit]

Also fun thing, gangplank's ship is actually Swain's :)
He stole it during the invasion of Ionia

[unreal venture]

thats who gave her her scar also

[unreal venture]

common W for gp

[boreal escarp]

Sounds like a pirate!

In the second part of the 2024 video, is that someone thats part of yasuo's ... group? The old gui with the wind wall

[unreal venture]

It was since him than we had an in-game/lore interfere

cause "he died"

and he was unplayable for a while

n then he came back to life with a rework

and we got a skin

[unreal venture]

its yasuo in the future

and thats probably how he will die

cause in the end u can see the wolf from the kindred

[boreal escarp]

The end of the scene or the video?

[unreal venture]

of the scene

[boreal escarp]

The light thing ??

Too many things happening at once

[unreal venture]

yeah thats the arrow of the lamb

basically the whole thing is just kindred in every scene

[boreal escarp]

💀

[unreal venture]

the lamb is in flames when kayle use her passive on aatrox

[long summit]

Some other fun facts
Doran (from the starter weapons) learned blacksmith with Ornn
Vladimir is Viego's uncle
Kalista was Viego's royal guard
Shen's father turns hella evil and gets corrupted by the shadows, so Zed killed him
Singed was the one providing the Noxians with explosives during the ionia war

[boreal escarp]

Yo wtf

[unreal venture]

i saw that on twitter

i didnt notice it myself

and when it starts with trynda

[boreal escarp]

Aww, Trynda and Ashe ❤️

[unreal venture]

i pref garen w kata :/

also tbh i have to search tryndas lore

cause there is something darkin related w him too

that would explain his eyes turning red and overall the fact he is "immortal"

and that kindred cant kill him

nvm matt will tell us

[boreal escarp]

Very nice to see how abilities work outside of the game, i.e. Trynda's ult

[unreal venture]

he is using some sort of magic for sure

[long summit]

He was created/changed by Aatrox, i don't think it's explained what he did or how he did it though

[unreal venture]

huh

[boreal escarp]

[unreal venture]

never heard of that before

but ye ig makes sense

[long summit]

Tryndamere charged at Aatrox, but was swatted away. As he lay on the verge of death, Aatrox imbued him with Darkin blood magic.

All that we really know

[boreal escarp]

How come the shittiest game has one of the best lores ☠️

[unreal venture]

he fcked him

[unreal venture]

well, its been 10+ years :/

imagine not having a great lore

that would be the issue

[long summit]

Well one of the people responsible for leagues lore is also responsible for old WOWs lore :)

[boreal escarp]

Is aatrox leading an army of vikings (like .. what's his name...) in the video?

Olaf

[unreal venture]

nah i think they just have ppl who worship him

as a god

the darkins in general

or mby they make people? who knows lol

[boreal escarp]

Yeah that would make sense

[unreal venture]

naafiri is the leader of his pack

[long summit]

Kinda hard to tell, it can either be shuriman army following him or that could be old demacians and were enemies but he just ignored them and went for the sisters lol

[boreal escarp]

Lol

Again, mind-blowing cinematics

[long summit]

Oh yeah btw, not all darkin are evil, Varus isn't, he is actually hunting down darkins, specifically Xolaani to avenge her turning him into one

[unreal venture]

morgana 1v9 and protecting the whole demacia

meanwhile kayles look:

cause she used magic, which was rly questionable back then in demacia

she q irl aatrox

[boreal escarp]

More like R (chains?)

[long summit]

Back then lol

It is far worse nowadays

[unreal venture]

well...still 💀 yes

also another cool thing that happensedwas when kayle picked up morganas sword

and we saw her "ascending"

but ye overall i hate kayle :/

both lore and ingame

[boreal escarp]

Is that really the second sword in-game?

[unreal venture]

yeah

well it all start from their mother

who was some sort of a judge for the whole world or smthing like that

and she decided to pass her powers to her daughters aka morgana k kayle

and she also somehow turned the sword into 2 pieces

and gave the parts to morgana n kayle

[boreal escarp]

Very neat

[unreal venture]

and ye morgana we see morgana leaving the sword behind and using her celectial powers to aatrox

and thats why kayle looks at her like that

epic frame ngl

[boreal escarp]

!!!

[unreal venture]

and then boom kayle picks it up and use the full power of both blades combined

[boreal escarp]

I love how in cinematics we can see the different proportions vs in-game where everyone is the same size (+-)

[unreal venture]

damn its been almost 10years since "a new dawn" came out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzHrjOMfHPY i do remember watching it the day it came out

[pseudo sigil]

What we on about

[unreal venture]

addiction

[pseudo sigil]

Personally I think pineapple on pizza is okay

Oh okay not that

[boreal escarp]

The not shitty part of league

[unreal venture]

ngl even that was a pretty good cinematic

and imagine it was a decade ago

[boreal escarp]

Very solid cinematic

[unreal venture]

[blazing oar]

actually, kindred is the one that "kills" you, it comes when you are about to die and it finishes the job.

You can see it where old yasuo is about the die, the arrow from kindred comes and he just accepts his fate and dies

unlike trynda which fights back and gives ashe enough time to come.

[blazing oar]

also, yeah items are op rn... ludens is broken too

bought ludens and had a big power spike with sylas

[long summit]

Kindred doesn't "kill" they just take a dead one to the afterlife, like I mentioned before in trynda's fight metaphor to "fighting death"
The only time they actually "kill" is when it comes to natural deaths, like old age

[blazing oar]

well but kindred takes the dead one to the afterlife by shooting an arrow at him?

[unreal venture]

huh? ludens got removed

[young mortar]

luden's companion i'm guessing

but it ain't that good tbh lol

the downtime really sucks

[unreal venture]

oh makes sense

[blazing oar]

yes and it is quite good... specially for champs like sylas

the charges means you use your max potential extra dmg

[young mortar]

yeah but you have to have crazy downtime between em

and the scaling is pretty bad

old luden's was still a lot better lol

[knotty kernel]

Hi

[naive agate]

yall see this https://fxtwitter.com/shrihacker/status/1745544277378392137

[unreal venture]

as long as it's not google drive who cares :/

[naive agate]

lol

[woven finch]

😀

[cedar beacon]

hello

[muted fern]

@willow wind You can only have 1 post in ⁠offer-services per month, please combined them. https://helpch.at/faq/offer-services

[willow wind]

Yessir!

Rip I deleted all my messages 😂 and it won't let me send any more

[twin dune]

wtf

"barbaric"

[unreal venture]

gg now he is hacked

[twin dune]

L

welp, imma get sued.

[unreal venture]

the downfall of shopgui+

i m sure this dude hasnt been on jets discord server 💀

they even change your name to the spigot one

[full atlas]

BuiltByBit does the same xD

[ornate wing]

hi, I want to transfer my vote party plugin to my new account, but I don't know how to do it, can you help the plugin on spigot @woven prairie

[trim raft]

https://fxtwitter.com/supersylvie_/status/1745614877484347808

[chilly brook]

Hi @everyone,

nitro wxip fr XDD

[severe root]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-car-silly-silly-cat-chipi-chipi-chapa-chapa-gif-7059294450246938370

[atomic lichen]

useless ahri

kda player

[muted fern]

@atomic lichen You still trying to +1 ur own post?

|| caught in 4k ||

[atomic lichen]

it looked fun

it's like playing with the light switch

[atomic lichen]

🤣

I want to +1 it

[muted fern]

bot just removes it

[atomic lichen]

😾

[wary willow]

yes. but that doesn't make it not fun

[muted fern]

I'll give you something to play with

[atomic lichen]

💀

[muted fern]

nvm it errored

[atomic lichen]

3 am activity

[naive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-cat-wawa-oh-the-misery-cat-discord-gif-25805976

[night walrus]

Red: 10765
Yellow: 4335
Green: 48221
Blue: 53702

[wary willow]

I say blue

No idea what it is

[atomic lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-rock-gif-21708339

[muted fern]

was the teams april fools stats

[wary willow]

what team was I? Green?

[muted fern]

b=team

[night walrus]

Color Wars | Info

You've earned 4,695 points for Team Green

Total team points will be revealed at the end of the event.

[naive agate]

b=team

[night walrus]

Development mode!

You can't use my commands whilst I'm in this mode.

[naive agate]

mf

give perms

[wary willow]

b=team

[night walrus]

Color Wars | Info

You've earned 13,005 points for Team Green

Total team points will be revealed at the end of the event.

[wary willow]

ah

[naive agate]

b=team

[night walrus]

Development mode!

You can't use my commands whilst I'm in this mode.

[naive agate]

......

FUNNy

[muted fern]

honestly had no idea trusted had perms to dev barry

the more you know

[wary willow]

shh

[muted fern]

wbu a button i make one spawn

[atomic lichen]

sounds fun

[naive agate]

https://tenor.com/view/fridays-fridays-tgif-gif-7165362092646113369

[atomic lichen]

is this even a language?

[naive agate]

what the

[atomic lichen]

as a tourist in their country, how do i pronounce bgalw and vgaleis

😂

tf

ah it's pakistanish

of course

[unreal venture]

no votes for u!

[unreal venture]

lmao not the greek players 💀

leave eune!

[elfin minnow]

b=team

:womp

[unreal venture]

https://tenor.com/view/bart-simpson-the-simpsons-at-least-you-tried-fail-failure-gif-7859548

[muted fern]

@lime torrent caught in 4k

[unreal venture]

[lime torrent]

D:

i tried

trying doesnt always hurt

👀

[elfin minnow]

🥱

[lime torrent]

😭

[lime torrent]

yall having fun in there?

[muted fern]

aaaahhhh

[lime torrent]

aaaahhh?

[analog marlin]

what an evil link

no fair

[lime torrent]

😭

[unreal venture]

probably a rick roll

[lime torrent]

knowing them, yes

[elfin minnow]

click it

[analog marlin]

lol

[elfin minnow]

[unreal venture]

see

[lime torrent]

LMFAO

[unreal venture]

funnycube is so obvious :/

[muted fern]

@elfin minnow give you time to think about what you did

[unreal venture]

i ve been rick rolled multiple times already

[elfin minnow]

chat is this real

[unreal venture]

admin abuse

[muted fern]

Thats what happens when you fail at using <>

[elfin minnow]

the what

😭

[muted fern]

Invite only is also open atm

[lime torrent]

tempting

[elfin minnow]

dont

they gonna rick roll u

[muted fern]

#258842990825570304

[elfin minnow]

with soundboards

[lime torrent]

bruh

[unreal venture]

^

[muted fern]

we only have 1

[lime torrent]

[muted fern]

thats all we need

[lime torrent]

my community has iron piped me while i was working

soundboards are never on again

lost soundboard privileges

[sullen sorrel]

Invite Always 🤔

tempted

[muted fern]

anyone got golf with your friends?

[sullen sorrel]

is that a nitro thing

[lime torrent]

good question

[muted fern]

its a steam thing

[unreal venture]

a game on steam i think

[sullen sorrel]

oh lol

ok nvm

[lime torrent]

i think so

[muted fern]

commitment

[lime torrent]

never played it before tho

[lime torrent]

😭

[muted fern]

next helpchat giveaway?!

[lime torrent]

lmfao

knowing humble bundle they'll eventually give it away

ill install it and MAYBE join yall

[boreal escarp]

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/s/qtndCBKrTj

[wary willow]

Comments are amazing: https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/195dtqm/user_of_lg_washing_machine_spotted_that_it_spent/

[fallow crow]

Hello

[full atlas]

Yeap, clearly I missed 🤦

[chilly brook]

@toxic badger the golem got shit on

mad respect

fortnight on meinkraft when/?

[toxic badger]

Idk I kinda just made it as a joke

[wary willow]

I think you were a few cm too far

[full atlas]

Must have been.

[magic summit]

I wonder if someone ever reverse engineered that motd generator site that Aternos offers....

Kinda wish it was OS, so that I could look into making a version using MiniMessage formatting

[tacit nova]

What is there to reverse engineer about an motd generator

[magic summit]

Well, mainly the centering thing I guess

[tacit nova]

I forgot the name of a lib that did that

It was from the same author as the run-server gradle plugin

[magic summit]

I personally was considering adding a <center> placeholder into MiniMessage for my plugin, but can't think of a proper, optimized way of doing it...

[magic summit]

This one?
https://github.com/sya-ri/minecraft-server-gradle-plugin

[tacit nova]

No

Jpenilla

Maybe I'm wrong tho

Yeah I'm wrong

[magic summit]

And you confuse me now

[full atlas]

I have a center method. Takes a max int parameter then calculates the pixel size based on minecrafts font.

[boreal escarp]

Bitcoin mining on a washing machine = money laundering

[naive agate]

wwhat the...

[mild star]

@tame trail how can you do that animated

[dusty valve]

Now I messed up lol

It took me out of Voteparty chat lol

Edited my roles got me all messed up xD

I fixed. all good

[full atlas]

Example of a request that should not be in #1191515713022738634 You guys want way to much for free.

[boreal escarp]

I want to start a server but I got 0 money or knowledge, any tips??

[spare rock]

get a job

[boreal escarp]

[unreal venture]

LMAO

my msg got removed 💀

[unreal venture]

||darkcolorspigot.com||

[vagrant pike]

sussy

[woeful pivot]

hi

[naive agate]

lol that paid request

[unreal venture]

the 700 one?

[naive agate]

ya

[unreal venture]

very vague ngl :/

and for that money that u offer u could at least make a decent paragraph

[blazing oar]

the one below is also funny

lmao

Would be cool if requests had threads ngl

would be quite pog to speak directly with the user

without needing to DM him

this would also give information to anyone interested, instead of gatekeeping information lol

[full atlas]

That's usually why I mention the users here. So they can provide the information publicly.

[analog marlin]

i agree

that is all

[trim raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkFkzZKFblA

this shit was a mess lol

[sullen sorrel]

~3 joins per unique player 🥲

[tacit nova]

i think i joined once

ahhh... the MISFITS

[strange estuary]

I feel like it had so much potential but got plagued by overhype

[full atlas]

Didn't he spend millions on it?

[sullen sorrel]

he also mentions that there were a lot of ddos attacks but also the target audience for the server and tubbo's audience are different (competitive vs casual)

[lime torrent]

@muted fern y’all ok there? Been in VC for a while lmao.

[muted fern]

yeee

[vagrant pike]

raft be rafting

[blazing oar]

th is that

[blazing oar]

what game is that

[muted fern]

raft

[vagrant pike]

a year back played with my friend, ship named 'La Bestia'

[blazing oar]

interesting

[eternal apex]

SS Boat

[vagrant pike]

ugly

[eternal apex]

banned

[vagrant pike]

https://tenor.com/view/asian-dancing-man-balloon-text-gif-25610401

[eternal apex]

https://helpch.at/v/ss-boat

[vagrant pike]

nice try blud

[blazing oar]

exposed

[vagrant pike]

why cant i join

clicking but it doesnt work

does that mean im NOT INVITED??

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1063981706064965812/1133649944054595646/shocked_reverse.gif

[lime torrent]

Nice, I have raft, never played it tho.

[naive agate]

https://helpch.at/v/chatchat new update

[blazing oar]

nice try, but logs exist xd

[sullen sorrel]

logs?

[unreal venture]

looks fake! its a rick roll

u got to find new ways

i fell for that many times from funnycube

[zenith mauve]

mmmm

any ideas about how to improve my banner?

https://alonsoaliaga.com/AlonsoHosting

[idle galleon]

I was expecting a rick roll

[unreal venture]

same tbh

i hate u alonso

[idle galleon]

the entire website is a rickroll

click on any of the links

[unreal venture]

i m gonna buy all your plugins just to onestar them

[twin dune]

Do you mean CPU?

[blazing oar]

yeah, discord logs

[zenith mauve]

[zenith mauve]

[stark rapids]

bro teaches other how to rickroll

[atomic lichen]

I just got rick rolled by Alonso's link and I'm not going to mention which one..

[pseudo sigil]

I managed to close it quickly enough

[stark rapids]

thats still counted

[atomic lichen]

nah fam, i just embraced the defeat

[naive agate]

could have warned us earlier smh

[atomic lichen]

HAH

@zenith mauve You're horrible for that link.

[zenith mauve]

🔞 xddd

[atomic lichen]

🖕

the forbidden finger

@tame trail Your GUI looks amazing, homie. Good job!!

[zenith mauve]

So, i should edit it to CPU instead right?

[twin dune]

Daft question, it's a joke site- correct?

[zenith mauve]

basically

yes

[twin dune]

[tame trail]

much appreciated ❤️

[twin dune]

You do you then lol.

[zenith mauve]

[jade rampart]

hello

[atomic lichen]

Hi!

[zenith mauve]

hahaha

dont download cracked plugins

@boreal escarp

[steel scarab]

hello!

[lime torrent]

Who did it this time

Wrong msg reply but /shrug

[unreal venture]

yours dont count

[atomic lichen]

bro used the /shrug emote

¯_(ツ)_/¯

and didn t work..

[tacit nova]

no that happens to me sometimes too

[lime torrent]

nah i didnt do it at the start

Gotta do it at the start of the message, but yee.

[tacit nova]

I want to do /shrug and the end but im too lazy to cut it all etc so i just keep it

everybody knows what is meant either way

[atomic lichen]

discord skill issue

[zenith mauve]

[magic summit]

Not gonna lie, the fact that "unlimited slots" is something to advertise because certain hosts *cough* nitrado *cough* give plans per-slot is kind of stupid and sad at the same time...

[twin dune]

per-slot is old school but also kinda helpful as a host.

You won't get idiots trying to host 20 players on 1GB for example.

[magic summit]

Then you shouldn't be the idiot host offering 1GB packs

😛

[twin dune]

Proxy use-cases exist. 😦

[unreal turtle]

yo

[dusky summit]

nitrado still exists?

wait no which was the one that was killed by nitrado

ah it was MCPH

[elfin minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-11816971814746635421

im surprised MCPH is still around

[steel scarab]

cat 😻

[arctic olive]

Happy new year

I just revived and will be dead again tmrw.

[muted fern]

@magic summit We've getting a bigger influx of those comprised accounts at the moment. Barry seems to be preventing all the public messaged ones. Banned the one you mentioned

[magic summit]

Ok

My server only gets nsfw scam servers (these "free onlyfans" ones) lol

[muted fern]

Yeah we've been getting a few, our filters have gotton like 100% of these which is nice

[blazing oar]

bias, some haven't been catched

I already had to ping someone 2x in the last 2 months

[muted fern]

Hmm

Ping me if you see it happen

[blazing oar]

👍

[muted fern]

I've haven't been told or heard of it slipping through

[blazing oar]

I usually ping someone with perms

[muted fern]

You have my permission to ping me if a sus link gets through and I'll update our filters

[blazing oar]

All good

will do

[muted fern]

Normally just ping me with someone online

[vagrant pike]

one shall not ping the almighty all-the-powerful master god incredible funnycube

[muted fern]

Idm pings as long as its something I have to do

not a random pls help my plugin not pluging

[vagrant pike]

https://tenor.com/view/liver-failure-meme-cat-chilling-gif-24709672

[muted fern]

@magic summit we'll see if this helps a bit

[frank pasture]

Pls bring back DeluxeChat then 🥹

[muted fern]

smh

[regal juniper]

Mfw

[frank pasture]

😭

[magic summit]

I personally use an api to detect and block scams and phishing

[muted fern]

hmm which api?

[pulsar sun]

pretty much every big server is getting those now

[magic summit]

Can't recall which one

[pulsar sun]

not really trying to advertise, but this might come in handy for some people it seems, especially for people like us devs 👏
https://www.udemy.com/course/managing-conflict-building-relationships/?couponCode=A43E89A1CA71E5F59F1E

it's free atm, enjoy

[frank pasture]

Isn’t it Phish Surf? Going by the SS

[spare rock]

probably a api that uses multiple different ones

[magic summit]

^

[arctic olive]

What happened to discord servers?

[muted fern]

hm?

[arctic olive]

Wondering if there a changes cuz it's been a year ago.

[arctic olive]

csgo 2 is free or paid?

There's bunch of free games for new year

[spare rock]

free

[magic summit]

Funnycube, I btw checked what I use for my bot's anti-phishing.
It's https://anti-fish.bitflow.dev

[muted fern]

Might look at adding it to barry to further beef his filters

[blazing oar]

Oh yeah, I will be using a similar api in one of my future projects.

Will probably be on my free tier or something.

Although might just use a DB and create my own API

Will probably merge several databases together with some other systems for my SaaS

[lime torrent]

Ooh, that's cool.

[full atlas]

Damn that bot was really trying lol. 4 times was it?

[long peak]

#announcements message 💀 already got 2 spam accounts on my usually extremely dead plugin support server

[sullen sorrel]

how are people falling for these D::

[long peak]

no idea, but it's extremely annoying

[unreal venture]

yeah

i ve even got people in dms :/

[strange estuary]

no clue ;-;

[zenith mauve]

[tacit nova]

Lmao

[naive agate]

Damn I got 6 total today 2 from Mcm cord and 4 from here

I forgot to redisable my dms

[full atlas]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-millers-paid-getting-paid-money-gif-14696669

"You guys are getting scammed?"

I hate that clicking on gifs send the message rather then just adding the link.

[analog marlin]

true

otherwise you have to rush to send your two messages in a row before someone else sends something

or risk looking like A GODDAMN FOOL

truly one of the biggest struggles of our time

[full atlas]

Or just edit. But still its annoying

[zenith mauve]

[unreal venture]

the dev could sell meg5 and i d still buy it even if it does nothing more

#showcase message free advertisement

[arctic olive]

Advertisement?

[unreal venture]

cause the ip is included

[arctic olive]

The server is dead.

[unreal venture]

oof

[severe mountain]

Hi

[naive agate]

https://fxtwitter.com/duckybtw/status/1747315284661448874

[blazing oar]

LMAO

Apple too big

[elfin minnow]

@fallow crow - Please propose your partnerships to hosting providers, we don't allow those requests here.

[full atlas]

I hit some shots 😉 https://i.imgur.com/Mvtm5wP.mp4

[unreal venture]

go out and take some real shots too 🥂

I would use beer

but it's against minecraft eula

🍸

that works too

[vagrant pike]

bludinski gaming

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[spare rock]

@hoary blaze would not recommend papyrus, its owner has been known to ddos competitors/get friends to ddos competitors etc

[brazen oasis]

hi

[stiff ore]

@vague void you have your DM disabled, need to be friend to dm you 😉

[vague void]

yep i added you

[barren aspen]

@wet briar

i cannot send you request or send message im interested in your comission

[muted fern]

We currently have DMs between users disabled to help combat the increased spam we're seeing. Just send through a friend request to DM members.

[woven prairie]

👀

[twin dune]

I am a valued LinkedIn member and I do Jack nothing on the platform.

[spare rock]

link da source

[trim raft]

This is huge for Hypixel

[magic summit]

I mean, I got free premium on BBB for just informing the team there about outdated infos on their comparison page...

And I don't use BBB a single bit

[naive agate]

I got the same shit 2 days ago

[naive agate]

build by bit or better business bureau

DK 😉

[sullen sorrel]

Hola

[naive agate]

Hiya

[sullen sorrel]

Tbh it's prob just a trial to get more ppl to get premium

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[naive agate]

100%

[magic summit]

first

[naive agate]

kk

[magic summit]

Interesting changes for 1.20.5

Especially for server networks I would say

[unreal venture]

cookie packets? bruh

is that smthing new?

[magic summit]

Read it

It's a packet to tell the client to cache some data

[unreal venture]

omg we ll be able to sell user data for money?

[magic summit]

no

Read again

[unreal venture]

sad :/

[magic summit]

"It's a packet to tell the client to cache some data"

The client stores info, not the server

[unreal venture]

mhmm

the 1.20.4 updates seemed more fun

[frank pasture]

Modded clients: hello there

[boreal escarp]

Very cool

[woven prairie]

Can’t wait to store peoples money and let them transfer across proxy regions

[last summit]

hi guys

[tender bloom]

hi

[last summit]

whose like good good when it comes to MUNs

[unreal venture]

u better make an analytic guide on spigot about that too

[woven prairie]

😮

[unreal venture]

as good as the one for the server promo

[young mortar]

JWTs in Minecraft 😌

[nova star]

The cookie packet seems exploitable

[unreal venture]

[long peak]

how exactly?

[nova star]

Let's say you have a cookie packet responsible for some sort of player data

Nothing's stopping you from just making a mod that grabs the cookie packet and relays it to another client

We'd need encryption n stuff

[long peak]

yeah, that's exactly why you can not trust the client with anything it tells you

sending something to it and then expecting for it to arrive in the same state is just plain naive

[sullen sorrel]

It's prob to also let the server know if the client is actually supposed to be on that server
Unlike proxies, this would expose the individual server ips/domains

Like regular cookies

🍪

[long peak]

yup

but kinda hoped that it would be persistent

which would be extremely epic

[young mortar]

Hence JWTs, literally the same technology used on http cookies lol

[lime torrent]

I like the idea, but we gotta remember that only 1.20.5 will support it, so for networks that support multiple versions will need to stay on proxies.

So it'll be a few years till thats even an ideal thing to use. (unless your a smaller server thats on latest)

[dusky summit]

also it's not something an existing network can just replace their proxy with

given that most already have an existing infra around the proxy

but it might be appealing to new admins and stuff

existing networks can ofc consider it but depending on how invested in the proxy their infra is it might take those a pretty long time

[sullen sorrel]

also idk how happy viabackwards devs are gonna be about this 🥲

[idle galleon]

it might just be basic information like the previous server, what gamemode they were in, maybe where they were

I dont the purpose would be anything that would be dangerous if manipulated

[magic summit]

I just now found out that armadillos end up in 1.20.5

[fallow crow]

@fallow crow Your DMs closed.

[muted fern]

We currently have DMs between users disabled to help combat the increased spam we're seeing. Just send through a friend request to DM members.

[vagrant pike]

good boy cube

[terse cosmos]

@fallow crow please accept my friend request in relation to #1191515716608868402 message - I can not message you.

[tacit nova]

What's the main difference between sending a player with velocity to another server or transferring them with the new fancy packet except cookies that you could have also stored in a db

[blazing oar]

way easier to transfer a player and tell him "here take this data with you" than transfering a player and sending a message with redis or whatever to the other server with that data.

that redis message would also need to be serialized probably lol

so you would have to deserialize it.

[tacit nova]

?

[blazing oar]

This is also very good for plugins that don't have a db.

[tacit nova]

I don get it

[blazing oar]

if you wanted to send data from one server to another when transfering a player

you either store stuff in a DB or send a message with redis for example

with this, you can send the data right away when transfering that player

then on join, you retrieve that data and voila

the data transfer is not handled by the server

[tacit nova]

I see

Although I wouldn't trust the client

xD

[blazing oar]

an analogy would be, instead of you buying a book from amazon and going to get it yourself at the warehouse (redis analogy) and then take it home, the delivery van gets the book from the warehouse to your house and you just pick up the book

[blazing oar]

exactly my concern, can these be manipulated by the user? I would assume so.

So this is more for stuff like player settings or so.

[tacit nova]

30s JWT probs the way to go

[blazing oar]

lol

[vale bone]

its exactly the same use case as browser cookies

[fallow crow]

@fallow crow enable dms

[lime torrent]

I think dms are still disabled on the server, might need to send a friend request. Not fully sure.

I know FunnyCube said something earlier about it.

[fallow crow]

lmao

[unreal venture]

he can do that?

[lime torrent]

Ya

[unreal venture]

o.O

[lime torrent]

If it's due to raiding yeah.

[unreal venture]

cause its a community server or smth?

[lime torrent]

Yea

[unreal venture]

oo fancy

[lime torrent]

@unreal venture

[unreal venture]

ooo nice

tho the date is over

so probably the user has their dms off

[lime torrent]

Yea, not fully sure.

That or he extended it.

[unreal venture]

yeah

[blazing ivy]

.

[severe root]

@uneven tree husband

[normal sable]

yo

[uneven tree]

me back from skitrip :3

uwu

[severe root]

omg remence @normal sable

omg omg omg omg hiiii!!I!I!

[hasty pivot]

Hi

[mellow wedge]

wow new keyboard

i can actually type letters now

😮

lhlhlhlhlh

beautiful

🥹

[sullen sorrel]

oooo
I want a mechanical keyboard 🥺

[trim raft]

Should I get noodles n company now or tomorrow for lunch

[young mortar]

god i fucking love noodles n company

that and in n' out are the only foods i miss

[trim raft]

update: i got noodles n company

[trim raft]

i don't live near an in n out but gdamn i love their shakes whenever I go (their food is good too, but I have an egg allergy and cant have their sauce so their burgers are only ok)

[elfin minnow]

theyre actually so mid

[trim raft]

mid judge

[young mortar]

bro what are you talking about

it's the best noodles i've ever had

[elfin minnow]

the one i have here is actually horrible

[trim raft]

@frank pasture Apple Vision Pro preorders open in just a few hours, you buying?

[naive agate]

he prob bought like two already lol

[unreal venture]

two aint much for charlie

5 sounds like a better number

[twin dune]

Business expense 😉

Tebex coming to Apple Vision Pro Soon™️

[woven prairie]

@frank pasture pre-ordered me one earlier

[blazing oar]

He 100% bought one already

lets be honest, it's charlie afterall...

the greatest apple fanboy of HelpChat

[frank pasture]

I think @woven prairie used to have that spot, then COVID hit and Apple stuff was harder and more expensive to get in his country, so he slowed down. And I've just continued 😂

[frank pasture]

I have been considering it tbh, though I'm also in the mist of buying a house.. gotta prioritise 😂

[spare rock]

why

have you been considering it

[woven prairie]

"slowed down" is crazy, I just take a little longer, smh, but still cop everything

[muted fern]

apple nerds

[dusty valve]

Love me some Apple

I run on a Mac lol

[vagrant pike]

apple is peepeepoopoo

[vagrant pike]

sheesh, bro is a billionaire

[frank pasture]

Me too, so good

[frank pasture]

https://tenor.com/view/money-gif-16565229595323670098

[frank pasture]

Reminds me, need to update my http://charliejoseph.com/uses page

[woven prairie]

He scammed me, and that’s how he made his fortune

[frank pasture]

pretty nice for 1.20

[vagrant pike]

bros got that 6090

[frank pasture]

😂

I wish

[twin dune]

Now how many frames is your eyes actually processing? 😄

[vagrant pike]

one

[frank pasture]

I usually cap it to my refresh rate (120), just was curious 😂

There, https://charlie.sh/uses updated for 2024, I need to get back into blog posts :(

[woven prairie]

No way updated before me

[frank pasture]

It'll be a shocker if you beat me to it, your sites not been updated in years 😂

[woven prairie]

xD

[unreal venture]

which macbook is this

1.2k fps is crazy

i barely hit 600

[frank pasture]

16” m3 max haha, with 64gb ram

https://www.apple.com/uk/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro/16-inch-space-black-apple-m3-max-with-14-core-cpu-and-30-core-gpu-36gb-memory-1tb?option.sw_logic_pro_z1ah=065-CG7P&option.processor_and_graphics_aos_phantom_z1ah=065-CG4X&option.sw_final_cut_pro_z1ah=065-CG7M&option.memory_aos_phantom_z1ah=065-CG53&option.hard_drivesolid_state_drive_aos_phantom_z1ah=065-CG57&option.keyboard_and_documentation_z1ah=B065-CG7C

[unreal venture]

64gb ram is crazy :/

[unreal venture]

thats worth more than my life

[frank pasture]

Needed with everything I’m running, like a db on my machine, etc

[frank pasture]

Damn how much is in that?! 62 + 8 from swap?

[vagrant pike]

In theory we have 64GB DDR5, 5000Mhz+ (idrm the exact amount)

not sure why it shows 62 lol

[frank pasture]

Holy shit 5mhz?! I don’t even know what mine is

Is there a command to find it?

[vagrant pike]

sudo dmidecode --type 17 | grep "Speed:"

[frank pasture]

Welp doesn’t exist for me

[vagrant pike]

dont have dmidecode?

[frank pasture]

charlie@Charlies-MacBook-Pro MCServer % sudo dmidecode --type 17 | grep "Speed:" 
Password:
sudo: dmidecode: command not found

no :(

[vagrant pike]

sudo apt-get install dmidecode 😎

[frank pasture]

  Memory:    64 GB
  Type:    LPDDR5
  Manufacturer:    Micron

Total Number of Cores: 16 (12 performance and 4 efficiency)

idk if this means anything

[vagrant pike]

sheesh

LPDDR is a bit different

unlike RAM sticks they are basically soldered to the mobo

afaik uses less power, somewhat same performance but less bandwidth

[frank pasture]

Ahhh really, so interesting

Maybe because its a SoC, so its used for both cpu and gpu

Apparently 400gb/s memory bandwidth, not sure what that means

[vagrant pike]

one con is that you can't upgrade it, that is if one cares about upgrading

[frank pasture]

Thats where Apple get you, gotta get the ram you want for future, but right now 😂

[twin dune]

Is the 4070s small or does he just have big hands? 👀

[trim raft]

Didn't they just reveal the 4070 super or whatever

Er wait is that it in the photo?

[twin dune]

huh?

[trim raft]

They revealed the 4070 super like last week I think

[blazing oar]

it's funny how a PC that costs like 2k beats a Mac book pro easily

but well, different use cases

[frank pasture]

Depends on what though, the new M3’s are one of the highest CPUs in single core I believe

They beat a lot of Ryzen and Intel’s now

Ofc gaming lacks, but that’s because game companies aren’t taking advantage of it uet

[opaque canyon]

autentic

[lime torrent]

Charlie, when are you gonna be a salesman for Apple?

Lmfao

[frank pasture]

It’s facts though, the old intel MacBooks were terrible

[frank pasture]

Sorry, multi core **

[arctic olive]

Hai charlie

[frank pasture]

Hey buddy :)

[arctic olive]

how r u bud

[frank pasture]

I’m good thank you, chilling after work haha - how’re you?

[lime torrent]

Oof

[frank pasture]

I wouldn’t buy them if they were shit 😂

[lime torrent]

Fair fair

I guess it really depends on your uses.

[twin dune]

@trim raft

[frank pasture]

I halved my compile time going from an M1 Max to a M3 Max

Pretty wild

[lime torrent]

Nice

[frank pasture]

I presume you’re got windows?

[lime torrent]

Yeah, I daily windows on my PC, going back and forth about switching back to a Linux Distro on my laptop.

[spare rock]

dont all macs thermal throttle

basically

[frank pasture]

The 14” models do, the 16” don’t

That’s also semi why I moved from a 14” to a 16”

[arctic olive]

Stressing about college assignment

[woven prairie]

Thanks for giving me your old 14”

[lime torrent]

Has anyone else bought Palworld yet?

[unreal venture]

normal orange cat behavior

[severe root]

ur an orange cat

[drifting nest]

Hi

[frank pasture]

You’re welcome, my $8k gift to you, look after it. Even if you gave me your $50k Rolex

[spare rock]

wheres my gift

[unreal venture]

do y need a 3rd wheel?

[woven prairie]

Ofc! Least I could do after you loaned me $20k cash for the Royal Oak

[strong bloom]

hello

[lime torrent]

@woven prairie cute little server you got there.

Lurked around on it a bit, like some of the ideas you got there

[woven prairie]

❤️

[vagrant pike]

Im comming online as we speak to steal them all

[woven prairie]

dub imo

[woven prairie]

Lmk what you think if you do hop on

[unreal venture]

playtime ranks, leaderboards, that little quest on chat that rewards the first person to do it, the quests in general, the namemc link, and the welcome a user

very sexy stuff

[woven prairie]

Tyty

[magic summit]

@woven prairie Not sure what causes this, but you may want to fix it...

[woven prairie]

Welp lmao

Peep the warp too

[magic summit]

Also, maybe update the mcmmo description for mining skill. It also increases for every item you smelt in a furnace (or every ore I assume)

[arctic olive]

I don't know what Minecraft anymore

[vagrant pike]

yes

[arctic olive]

Gratopia server very simple

[woven prairie]

Real

[random sleet]

Anyone help me

[arctic olive]

?help

[honest thistle]

FAQ Answer:

» Give the helpers some details
» Ask suitable questions
» Be polite
» Wait

Source

Requested by: syntaxerror.01 • help

[arctic olive]

btw not here

[honest hatch]

hi

anyone know good chat plugin so I can make custom channels thats is supported by Paper?

[arctic olive]

Discord plugin