vega-playground

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[heavy raft]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[primal pelican]

!av

[minor dawn]

Doom guy#4396

Avatar

[narrow lynx]

!rps Dark Lord

[minor dawn]

You chose Dark. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[narrow lynx]

excuse me

[sonic elbow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

[sonic elbow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

[sonic elbow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Camping is intense.

[sonic elbow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

[sonic elbow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

[red lintel]

!rps sissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Sissors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[sonic elbow]

Typo

[red lintel]

makes sense, oof

[lofty yacht]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[narrow lynx]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.

[narrow lynx]

!dadjoke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

[narrow lynx]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

[narrow lynx]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

[narrow lynx]

!dadjoke

[unreal grotto]

!rps sissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Sissors. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[lofty yacht]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

[unreal grotto]

Bruh.

[lofty yacht]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!

[cerulean girder]

thats the worst one yet

[bitter seal]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.

[unreal grotto]

GROSS.

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

[inner grove]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

[inner grove]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

[inner grove]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

[verbal yew]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

[sonic elbow]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[short crescent]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

[short crescent]

[foggy wolf]

[cerulean girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/603480321534590986.gif?v=1&size=48&quality=lossless

[sonic elbow]

[gleaming pagoda]

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin'

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

[short crescent]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

[vernal orchid]

,!Dadjoke

!Dadjoke

[minor dawn]

When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

[vernal orchid]

!Cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[vernal orchid]

!DoomSlayer

!Bat

!Yomamajoke

!Joke

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

[vague ore]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[hollow quartz]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[granite matrix]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[silent shuttle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.

[short crescent]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[short crescent]

[foggy patrol]

[lofty yacht]

! dadjoke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

[tropic pawn]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

[vague ore]

!help

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

[manic oriole]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

[manic oriole]

!lol

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[manic oriole]

!vega

!doom

!seal

!av

[minor dawn]

AlessioTheGamer#9569

Avatar

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Without geometry life is pointless.

[vale spire]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

[vague ore]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

[vague ore]

! dadjoke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

[lethal light]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

You know what they say about cliffhangers...

[neat salmon]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

[vale spire]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

[median wadi]

!DADJOKE

[minor dawn]

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

[vague ore]

!help

[plucky rivet]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[median wadi]

!MONKEY

!monkey

[quiet cypress]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[hidden vortex]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[brisk rain]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

[unreal grotto]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[short crescent]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

[short crescent]

[lofty yacht]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

[lofty yacht]

!joke

[short crescent]

[hidden vortex]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[hidden vortex]

!cat

[ebon widget]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

[waxen vault]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

[unborn stone]

Ha good one

[winged mango]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

[winged mango]

[jolly tapir]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

[jolly tapir]

!help

!norris

[minor dawn]

Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

[jolly tapir]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.

[lean crest]

!norris

[minor dawn]

Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

[lean crest]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

[hot jungle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.

[hot jungle]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[short crescent]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

[short crescent]

[cyan glade]

!rps VEGA

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cyan glade]

Hehehe, he's stoned lol

[tribal olive]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[tribal olive]

Hehe I won

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[tribal olive]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

[tribal olive]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[deep onyx]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[deep onyx]

Ggez

[coral wedge]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

[shut sandal]

!rps Scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[opaque charm]

!rps Paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[opaque charm]

!rps Scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[stark herald]

!rps Scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[remote furnace]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[smoky wolf]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[tribal olive]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[tribal olive]

!rps Me

[minor dawn]

You chose Me. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[tribal olive]

oh shit...

[minor dawn]

You chose A. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[tribal olive]

!rps man

[minor dawn]

You chose Man. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[tribal olive]

huups... The man is unlucky

[cerulean girder]

!doom

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[main fulcrum]

!help

[shut sandal]

!rps gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Gun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[shut sandal]

???

[red lintel]

well, there's a reason they say "Don't bring a knife into a gunfight"

[shut sandal]

because knives are clearly superior

[tropic vapor]

!rps Cacodemon

[minor dawn]

You chose Cacodemon. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[stark herald]

Hi VEGA

[minor dawn]

Hi, @stark herald.

[stark herald]

!rps Scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[glad nimbus]

!rps BFG

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[glad nimbus]

how?

!rps The Slayer

[minor dawn]

You chose The. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[glad nimbus]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[glad nimbus]

!rps DOOMguy

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomguy. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[glad nimbus]

!rps ,rock

[minor dawn]

You chose ,rock. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[glad nimbus]

now ut just breaking the rules

VEGA

!rps nothing

[minor dawn]

You chose Nothing. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[glad nimbus]

!rps

[minor dawn]

You chose . I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[glad nimbus]

!rps

[minor dawn]

You chose . I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[smoky wolf]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cerulean girder]

!rps pistol

[minor dawn]

You chose Pistol. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps pistol

[minor dawn]

You chose Pistol. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[patent bear]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[patent bear]

!help

[solid tusk]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[solid tusk]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[patent bear]

!rps pistol

[minor dawn]

You chose Pistol. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[ebon widget]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[bitter badge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[short crescent]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

[short crescent]

[tribal olive]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

[tribal olive]

this is the way

lel

[brisk rain]

hi VEGA

[minor dawn]

Hi, @brisk rain.

[brisk rain]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!

[cerulean girder]

!rps pistol

[minor dawn]

You chose Pistol. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[brisk rain]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[brisk rain]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

Can only rock paper or scissors win

[terse condor]

Who knew vega is a dad

[stark herald]

!rps Cyberdemon

[minor dawn]

You chose Cyberdemon.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[stark herald]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.

[stark herald]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!rps 182939284959134u818

[minor dawn]

You chose 182939284959134u818.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[azure magnet]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[short crescent]

!rps super shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Super.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[wary juniper]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[red lintel]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps BFG

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[wary juniper]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!fps rock

[tropic vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!rps The Cuber Lancubus 😳

[minor dawn]

You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[opal lance]

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @opal lance.

[opal lance]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[opal lance]

-boo-

[tribal olive]

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @tribal olive.

[tribal olive]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

[cerulean girder]

!rps usvjkdetiisnlvoaklnt

[minor dawn]

You chose Usvjkdetiisnlvoaklnt.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps rps

[minor dawn]

You chose Rps.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[winged berry]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps Roxk

[minor dawn]

You chose Roxk.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[terse condor]

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @terse condor.

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

[lean crest]

!rps Super shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Super.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[lean crest]

!rps BFG

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[tropic vapor]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @tropic vapor.

[opal lance]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @opal lance.

[short crescent]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @short crescent.

[quiet cypress]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @quiet cypress.

[stray monolith]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @stray monolith.

[stray monolith]

!rps blackhole

[minor dawn]

You chose Blackhole.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[rain river]

!rps r

[minor dawn]

You chose R.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[stray monolith]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[tribal olive]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

[stray monolith]

!joke

[earnest fable]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @earnest fable.

[earnest fable]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

[rain river]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @rain river.

[short crescent]

[solemn fox]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

[maiden drum]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

The rotation of earth really makes my day.

[warped tangle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem.

[karmic jasper]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @karmic jasper.

[karmic jasper]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

[still vapor]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

[still vapor]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @still vapor.

[paper rover]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

[paper rover]

!rps scissor

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissor.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[paper rover]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[paper rover]

!rabbit

[shy scarab]

hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @shy scarab.

[paper rover]

!Rabbit

[lofty yacht]

! dadjoke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

[vague patio]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

[warm scroll]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @warm scroll.

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

[warm scroll]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[warm scroll]

!help for commands

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

[warm scroll]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[raven sandal]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[coral wedge]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An ion!

[karmic juniper]

!birb

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

[sly rover]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[sly rover]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[sly rover]

!dad joke

[warm scroll]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!

[warm scroll]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

[cerulean girder]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!rps die

[minor dawn]

You chose Die.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

[unreal grotto]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[past roost]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[lofty yacht]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[tropic vapor]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

[misty dragon]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[misty dragon]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[misty dragon]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

[tribal olive]

Hi vega! !dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Hi, @tribal olive.

[tribal olive]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

[tribal olive]

Hey Vega! ur susy!!

!rps Tyrant (i screenshooted this xd)

[minor dawn]

You chose Tyrant.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[tribal olive]

!rps Tyrant

[minor dawn]

You chose Tyrant.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[tribal olive]

yey! the rock won not the tyrant... the rock saved the DOOM Guy

[edgy mirage]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

[edgy mirage]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

[edgy mirage]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

[jade palm]

Banana bread

[opal lance]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @opal lance.

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints.

[warm scroll]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

[swift surge]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[deep onyx]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

[red lintel]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[rain river]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[red lintel]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[edgy mirage]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline.

[wet sail]

!rps duck

[minor dawn]

You chose Duck.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[wet sail]

!rps dick

[minor dawn]

You chose Dick.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[wet sail]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

[wet sail]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[wet sail]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[bitter badge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[radiant canopy]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[radiant canopy]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[red lintel]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[vapid scarab]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[vapid scarab]

why

[vapid scarab]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[vapid scarab]

why x2

[cloud stirrup]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[static prism]

!rps Crucible

[minor dawn]

You chose Crucible.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[static prism]

!rps BFG-9000

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[static prism]

!rps Unmaykr

[minor dawn]

You chose Unmaykr.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[still vapor]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[quasi zodiac]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @quasi zodiac.

[quasi zodiac]

!rps Scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[summer crypt]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[muted scroll]

!rps Doom Slayer Roleplay Account

[minor dawn]

You chose Doom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[muted scroll]

[blazing cosmos]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[short crescent]

!rps seven

[minor dawn]

You chose Seven.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[static prism]

!rps VEGA

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

[indigo geode]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

[indigo geode]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[runic arrow]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[runic arrow]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[quiet cypress]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @quiet cypress.

[quiet cypress]

!rps BFG-9000

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[ebon widget]

!rps Unmakyr

[minor dawn]

You chose Unmakyr.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[cunning nimbus]

!rps Paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cunning nimbus]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[haughty harbor]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

[fringe girder]

!info

!help

[warped tangle]

!rps BFG

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @cerulean girder.

[cerulean girder]

!rps Crucible blade

[minor dawn]

You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[short belfry]

That gotta be the strongest paper ever

[neat grove]

!whois @neat grove

[minor dawn]

ThePsionicFlash#0017

@neat grove

Joined

Thu, Dec 23, 2021 3:05 AM

Registered

Tue, Sep 22, 2020 10:03 AM

Roles [1]

<@&404344364664487946>

ID: 757905016815353876 · May 27, 2022, 12:21 PM

[neat grove]

!whois @cerulean girder

[minor dawn]

filaminyawn#9845

@snow lava

Joined

Wed, Apr 13, 2022 1:27 AM

Registered

Thu, Oct 1, 2020 7:46 PM

Roles [1]

<@&404344364664487946>

ID: 761313047586275329 · May 27, 2022, 12:23 PM

[fallen oracle]

!rps Crucible

[minor dawn]

You chose Crucible.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[vapid scarab]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @vapid scarab.

[vapid scarab]

hi verga

!rps ballista

[minor dawn]

You chose Ballista.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[craggy karma]

!rps Bfg

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[craggy karma]

bruv how do you deflect a bfg bullet with a pair of S C I S S O R S

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[wet sail]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[proud breach]

!rps BFG

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

[frail raft]

!Doggo

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[frigid thistle]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[frigid thistle]

!rps big gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Big.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[frigid thistle]

I didn't understand the true potential of scissors

[red lintel]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[dapper quail]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[dapper quail]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[ebon widget]

!rps Icon of Sin

[minor dawn]

You chose Icon.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[robust helm]

!rps SShotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Sshotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[robust helm]

!rps CommanderKeen

[minor dawn]

You chose Commanderkeen.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[robust helm]

considering the fact i meant the commander keen in doom 2 this actually makes sense

[cloud ruin]

!rps Chaingun

[minor dawn]

You chose Chaingun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[red lintel]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[slate otter]

!rps vega’s mum

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega’s.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[slate otter]

!rps Vega’s-mum

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega’s-mum.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[slate otter]

!rps samuelhayden

[minor dawn]

You chose Samuelhayden.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[slate otter]

!rps Doomguy

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[slate otter]

How lol

[robust helm]

rock crushes doomguys bones

[slate otter]

But he’s in his praetor suit

[orchid nest]

!rps Paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[slender tulip]

!rps VEGA

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[midnight spruce]

!rps Lockheed-Martin-SR-71-Blackbird

[minor dawn]

You chose Lockheed.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[midnight spruce]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[midnight spruce]

!rps ur-mom

[minor dawn]

You chose Ur-mom.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[midnight spruce]

/rps children

!rps children

[minor dawn]

You chose Children.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[midnight spruce]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[frank glen]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[quiet cypress]

!rps BFG-9000

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[hard geyser]

!rps unmaykr

[minor dawn]

You chose Unmaykr.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[hard geyser]

!rps doom slayer

[minor dawn]

You chose Doom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[half furnace]

!rps super shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Super.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cosmic rampart]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[warped tangle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

[still vapor]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[still vapor]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

[slate otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.

[slate otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

[minor dawn]

I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

You chose Me.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[red lintel]

!rps sissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Sissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

You chose Fard.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[unreal grotto]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

You chose Combat.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[red lintel]

well.... paper cuts deeper I guess xD

[steady talon]

Good question

[sweet siren]

What’s up vega

[midnight spruce]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

[midnight spruce]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

[midnight spruce]

Wassup Bulgaria

[junior heron]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call an old snowman? Water.

[junior heron]

!joke

[mystic mountain]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

[steady talon]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

[steady talon]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

[steady talon]

Lol

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

[steady talon]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

[cedar hatch]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

[slate otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

[timber frost]

!joke

[slate otter]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

[agile oriole]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.

[red lintel]

ok that one got a chuckle

[frank glen]

!rps shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Shotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[frank glen]

🤨

[minor dawn]

You chose Nuts.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[dusk pier]

!rps Vega

[minor dawn]

You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[dusk pier]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

[junior heron]

Now i need a medic

!rps BFG

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[junior heron]

😐
WtF

[dusk pier]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[dusk pier]

!rps Paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[dusk pier]

Take that, Vega 😎

[warm scroll]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

[ebon widget]

!rps dadjoke

[minor dawn]

You chose Dadjoke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[minor dawn]

You chose Highfrequencysword.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[cerulean girder]

dadjoke

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

[cerulean girder]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

[cerulean girder]

!rps hamster

[minor dawn]

You chose Hamster.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

Cruel...

[red lintel]

!rps DoomGuy

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[deep onyx]

!rps imp

[minor dawn]

You chose Imp.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[deep onyx]

!rps Icon of Sin

[minor dawn]

You chose Icon.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[midnight copper]

!rps Paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[midnight copper]

Bruh

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

[midnight copper]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[red lintel]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!rps EGA
BOT
— Today at 1:44 PM
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[minor dawn]

You chose ***Ega
bot
***.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!rps https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/470723870270160917/b3242a4ec3d419e6280480043b72d2a5.webp?size=80

[minor dawn]

**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

[cerulean girder]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cerulean girder]

!cat !dog !bird

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!meme

!doomguy

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cerulean girder]

!paper

!rps doomguy

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomguy.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[keen wing]

Топи!

[spiral viper]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

[spiral viper]

!paper

[cerulean girder]

!momjoke

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

!doge

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

You chose Https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailv2&ccid=yq2bjzut&id=692758f00c3a9e6f7c40d8748b3030b1489c39b4&thid=oip.yq2bjzutlqft8vh64qwkughae9&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2Fr.caad9b259b932d07edf151fae2a58aba%3Frik%3Dtdmcslewmit02a%26riu%3Dhttp%253a%252f%252fimages6.fanpop.com%252fimage%252fphotos%252f35200000%252fdog-dogs-35247719-3706-2480.jpg%26ehk%3Dkxtyr9n8aekgvkg4%252f4cz9hw%252bch6xcepdpotql54eexs%253d%26risl%3D1%26pid%3Dimgraw%26r%3D0&exph=2480&expw=3706&q=dog&simid=608008232333676690&form=irprst&ck=40448deacc84c0062e40e93e5a8425ab&selectedindex=0.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!help

[runic arrow]

!rps gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[round olive]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[ebon widget]

!turtle

[minor dawn]

You chose Pumnchmnrn.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[minor dawn]

You chose Shotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cerulean girder]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[timber frost]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[timber frost]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[timber frost]

!rps Olivia pierce

[minor dawn]

You chose Olivia.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[timber frost]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

[timber frost]

!rps cyberdemon

[minor dawn]

You chose Cyberdemon.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[timber frost]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[coral wedge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[minor dawn]

**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

You chose My.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[silver marsh]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[minor dawn]

You chose Hand.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

You chose Mymother.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[red lintel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

[plucky rivet]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[jovial mason]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[cinder flower]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[halcyon vector]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[cerulean girder]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[cerulean girder]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[cerulean girder]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cerulean girder]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[cerulean girder]

cool

[ebon widget]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[mild cape]

!cyberdemon

[rare crater]

!demon

[proud violet]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[gloomy anvil]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[gloomy anvil]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[gloomy anvil]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That's sage advice.

[minor dawn]

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

[sly shale]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[sly shale]

!help

[earnest fable]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @earnest fable.

[earnest fable]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[dusk pier]

!help

[robust helm]

!help

!norris

[minor dawn]

Chuck Norris made the sun by rubbing his hands together.

[warped anchor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[barren dawn]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[vestal cobalt]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

[vestal cobalt]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

[vestal cobalt]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

[mighty zinc]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

[mighty zinc]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

[mighty zinc]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[mighty zinc]

!help

!norris

[minor dawn]

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

[mighty zinc]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[mighty zinc]

!cyberdemon

[lethal light]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[unreal grotto]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[robust helm]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[still vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[solid pilot]

!CAT

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[wet sail]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[lapis pumice]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

[cerulean girder]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heavy crown]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[heavy crown]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[runic arrow]

!whydidmydadleave

[prime mulch]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[real vale]

!fish

[wicked drift]

!demon (no demons?)

[tribal olive]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

[wicked drift]

pain. pain is all a slayer of the furret species feels when they hear a dad joke. it makes them want to kill an army of archviles.

[tribal olive]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[wicked drift]

the pain has vanished when the slayer furret saw the dog. it is just... too cute.

[tribal olive]

!cat (and this?)

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[wicked drift]

now the pain has turned into happiness.

[tribal olive]

This is the slayer, how lookin the demons

[wicked drift]

everytime the slayer furret sees one of these, his brain goes into a state of confusion.

[tribal olive]

[round mist]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[wicked drift]

Y E S

[round mist]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[wicked drift]

Y E S

[west gull]

!help

[noble vault]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

[wicked geyser]

!yourmom

[sterile flower]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

[real vale]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

[real vale]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!