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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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!rps nuclear_bomb_that_shoots_bugspray

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You chose Nuclear_bomb_that_shoots_bugspray. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps DOOMSLAYER

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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

inner grove
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I found doomguy's weakness. It's a rock.

cerulean girder
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An emotional manipulation rock. I need one of those

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!rps rock, scissors and paper

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You chose Rock,. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps rockpaperscissors

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You chose Rockpaperscissors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!avatar

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sleek eagle
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Джони Деб#4511
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cerulean girder
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!avatar @lapis cairn

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Koosha#5399
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young bane
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!avatar

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BREN#5982
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!dog

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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!help

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!AVATAR

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a submissive femboy#2370
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!list

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!help

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!dadjoke

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

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!dadjoke

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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!dadjoke

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

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!dadjoke

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How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

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!dadjoke

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You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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!dadjoke

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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

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!dadjoke

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I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.

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!dadjoke

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Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.

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!dadjoke

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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

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!dadjoke

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

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!dadjoke

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

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!dadjoke

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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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!dadjoke

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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.

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!dadjoke

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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

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!dadjoke

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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

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!dadjoke

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

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!dadjoke

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.

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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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!dadjoke

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Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.

Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.

Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

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What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty

inner grove
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That's enough dad jokes for today

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Edit: 1 more actually

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

inner grove
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!dadjoke

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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

slate otter
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!help

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!dadjoke

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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.

potent halo
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┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)

lapis cairn
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!help emote
Bruh, guess it doesn't have an emote command. 💀

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!emotes

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193 Statics, 37 Animated (230 total)

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coolcaco ripandtear doomguy_thonk glare glarethink doomguy_god_hd hugo magnus mortally_challenged bfg bfg10k bfg9000 eternal_justice vega uac_doom4 uac_classic uac_doom3 slayersclub samuel_hayden slayersclub_white daisy slayer_helmet agitated_meatball aaaaaaaa mickdustrial fuckouttahere ripped dealwithit daisy_f dancingrev archvile chaingunner

dancingdoomguy hellknight metaldoomguy dabslayer dancingrev2016 glaresip blobglareno ripandtearyourguts doombanger doombangerturbo goblins tacodemon megalel doomkip doomstride satisfacdoom oldcaco partialsphere romerohead GoldenGoreNest chibidoom eternal_god Cacodemom baconator Kesha sadkesha justright wood BFB cacocutie Coffee_Guy doomthonk

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cyan glade
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!rps VEGA

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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cyan glade
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he killed himself

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lol

sonic elbow
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!rps hand

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You chose Hand. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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(screaming)

inner grove
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!rps a_f#cking_gun

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You chose A_f#cking_gun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

inner grove
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What? How?

sonic elbow
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An invincible being, the only thing that can kill him is himself.

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!rps mirror

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You chose Mirror. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sonic elbow
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Ha! You've got bad luck for seven years!

runic harness
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!rps bad_piggies_drip

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You chose Bad_piggies_drip. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

runic harness
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Can you actually win at this thing?

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

runic harness
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

runic harness
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

runic harness
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Lol

cyan glade
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!rps VEGA

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You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cyan glade
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!rps VEGA

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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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!rps deez_nuts

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You chose Deez_nuts. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

inner grove
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Worst spot for a paper cut owww...

runic harness
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!rps pp

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You chose Pp. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

runic harness
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Pain

cyan glade
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why tthe funky did you go there with this?

runic harness
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Idk

cyan glade
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HE CUT HIS DICK OFF!

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BBECAUSE OF YOU!

runic harness
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Lolololol

young bane
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!dog

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young bane
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!rps car

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You chose Car. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

young bane
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

deep onyx
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!dadjoke

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I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

deep onyx
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!dadjoke

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How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.

wet sail
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!dadjoke

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If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?

devout crane
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!dadjoke

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People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.

devout crane
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!rps bfg9000

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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

devout crane
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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Hi Vega

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

young bane
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!rps god

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You chose God. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

young bane
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Pain bruh

warped tangle
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!rps bfg9000

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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

warped tangle
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!rps yourself

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You chose Yourself. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

warped tangle
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damn.

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You chose Godmode. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Painelemental. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

devout crane
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

patent otter
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!rps Mancubus

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You chose Mancubus. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

devout crane
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!rps paper

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

patent otter
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!rps Rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

devout crane
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

devout crane
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!rps BFG-9000

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You chose Bfg-9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

young bane
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!rps Doom Slayer

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You chose Doom. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fallen sky
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!rps Crucible

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You chose Crucible. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

neat timber
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

young bane
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!rps god and Doom guy

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You chose God. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

wide sinew
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!rps doom

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You chose Doom. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

half holly
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!rps pens

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You chose Pens. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

half holly
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

young bane
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!rps god

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You chose God. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Bigfuckinggun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Penis. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Boobies. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Pingas. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Deeznuts. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Fuckfuckfuckfuck. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Dick. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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Vega since ur the father make me hamburger from mcdonalds

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!burger

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!dog

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!help

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!avatar

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KoTiK#6168
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!avatar

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KoTiK#6168
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fossil trout
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

patent otter
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!rps matt_from_wii_sports

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You chose Matt_from_wii_sports. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sonic elbow
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!dog

young bane
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!avatar

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BREN#5982
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azure magnet
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!avatar

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wet sail
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!rps trumpet

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You chose Trumpet. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps saxophone

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You chose Saxophone. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!rps my_dog

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You chose My_dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps weed

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You chose Weed. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps giga_chad

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You chose Giga_chad. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!dog

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!help

main stump
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!dog

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main stump
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!dog

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!avatar

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KoTiK#6168
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!cat

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sonic elbow
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!dog

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

sonic elbow
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!rps die

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You chose Die. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

warped tangle
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!avatar

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MetalFace#5040
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faint rain
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!avatar

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Johnnydog#0755
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maiden yew
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!avatar

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Skizex#3815
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warped tangle
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!rps .

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You chose .. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

warped tangle
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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

warped tangle
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!rps my mom

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You chose My. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sonic elbow
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!rps coco

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You chose Coco. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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!rps poop

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You chose Poop. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps pills

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You chose Pills. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps pills

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You chose Pills. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

loud nova
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!warnings

hazy cedar
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wheat nymph
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
wheat nymph
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wheat nymph
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!rps cocaine

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Cocaine. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pine plaza
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
pine plaza
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
bitter badge
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
distant ermine
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

distant ermine
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

distant ermine
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!rps supershotgun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Supershotgun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

distant ermine
#

bro cutting metal like it‘s paper doomguy_dead

cerulean girder
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vega you there

ancient gull
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!rps bomb

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bomb. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

ancient gull
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how😩

wet sail
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!rps crucible

lyric nova
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!rps bigfuckinggun9000

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bigfuckinggun9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

lyric nova
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg10000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

lyric nova
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps supershotgun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Supershotgun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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scissors

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fluid nimbus
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!rps

minor dawnBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

fluid nimbus
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

dusk pier
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!rps Marauder

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Marauder. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

echo prairie
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!cmds

cerulean girder
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!rps The Icon Of Sin

minor dawnBOT
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You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps IconOfSin

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Iconofsin. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
sharp path
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!rps BFG

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sharp path
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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It's wonderful

lilac turtle
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
deep onyx
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

honest vapor
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lilac turtle
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
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What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.

lilac turtle
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
ornate wasp
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!rps your mom

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Your. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

ornate wasp
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!rps yourmom

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Yourmom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!turtle

honest saffron
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hey vega say the line

cerulean girder
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!cat

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ivory stratus
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!doom

lilac turtle
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!cat

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ivory stratus
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Where

lilac turtle
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!cat

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lilac turtle
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

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lilac turtle
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!dog

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lilac turtle
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!hampster

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!duck

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!snake

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!Cat

sly wasp
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!Rabbit

odd helm
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!bunny

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!dog

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lilac turtle
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wtf

agile parrot
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
agile parrot
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!rps Doomslayer

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

lilac turtle
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
polar spear
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
polar spear
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
hollow escarp
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
glossy flare
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
manic drum
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!dog

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honest vapor
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!cat

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shell niche
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!dog

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tacit fern
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!help

lilac turtle
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
plush crater
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!dog

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sonic elbow
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!dog

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lilac turtle
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!cat

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loud mango
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!help

pastel badger
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!dog

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wet sail
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!dog

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toxic belfry
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!cat

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flint sage
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!monkey

sonic elbow
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!me

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!dog

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sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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That dog looks stupid

sonic elbow
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!dog

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twin dust
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!meme

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!dad joke

cerulean girder
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!dog

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barren dawn
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!rps titan

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Titan. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

west oxide
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!rps crucible

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Crucible. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

olive beacon
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!rps crucible

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Crucible. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

barren dawn
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!paper

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!rps titan

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Titan. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Super. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean panther
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!Rps Amongus sus

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Amongus. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps dog

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

barren dawn
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!rps rabbit

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rabbit. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT
tropic vapor
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!rps bfg9000

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

barren dawn
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

barren dawn
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YES!

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!bird

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!dog

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
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You chose Romanian. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
tropic vapor
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!rat

tropic vapor
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
tropic vapor
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!rps Archie

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Archie. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

atomic swan
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

haughty spoke
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
strange stratus
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Damn

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!cat

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still vapor
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!cat

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vestal creek
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!dog

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zealous karma
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!cat

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sterile parrot
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!Bruh

frail sonnet
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
red lintel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.

tropic vapor
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
copper ivy
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
copper ivy
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!fuck

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
inner grove
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!rod doomslayer

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!rps doomslayer

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cunning lichen
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cunning lichen
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
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You chose Crucible. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

limpid wagon
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vega can you be my daddy

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
narrow lynx
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!rps cat

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Cat. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

narrow lynx
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oh my god that is brutal... let's all pray for the cat

pastel badger
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
pastel badger
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
coral wedge
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!rps Crucible

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Crucible. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

coral wedge
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._.

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
edgy plinth
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

mental rose
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!gun

idle kite
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sharp path
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!rps unmaykr

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Unmaykr. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
halcyon prism
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

coral wedge
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
coral wedge
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
coral wedge
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!help

copper ivy
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!pfp

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

copper ivy
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What are all the Vega commands?

cerulean girder
#

!cat

minor dawnBOT
copper ivy
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!getpfp

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
copper ivy
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How do I get my pfp I know that’s a command

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!help

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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

copper ivy
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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Alix\_D#8700
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dense shoal
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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Nekravalg#1019
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Ololp#3926
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odd horizon
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
odd horizon
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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Dr.Gaming98#1205
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odd horizon
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

odd horizon
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

odd horizon
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

odd horizon
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

odd horizon
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

odd horizon
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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@minor dawn

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Wait, were all just talking to a robot here?

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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We are talking to a bot?

#

Nice—?

unreal grotto
#

Im so dumb.

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I know, it’s just i joined this server yesterday. And i never talked, like, to a bot, really.

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So @minor dawn cracks a bunch of jokes and posts stuff you might like?

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That’s... cool.

unreal grotto
#

Ok

#

Lemee try a question.

#

!duck

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Why is’nt it working?

red lintel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
#

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

unreal grotto
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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NIGHTMAREEYES#7962
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pallid igloo
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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Toastie#8703
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cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
pallid igloo
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I have cat pics

unreal grotto
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

unreal grotto
#

Lame joke @minor dawn

inland sand
unreal grotto
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I know hes a bot but anyway

minor dawnBOT
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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

unreal grotto
#

!platypus

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Aw damn.

novel adder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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Meow 🐱

sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
#

aww cute.

red lintel
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
primal pelican
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!doom

primal pelican
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!fisch

unreal grotto
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It only accepts some stuff, such as !dog, !cat, or !daddyjoke

cerulean girder
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!meme

unreal grotto
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unfourtunately, it @minor dawn only responds to some stuff only

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
warm drum
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!doge

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!help

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!av

minor dawnBOT
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dogit124#1245
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warm drum
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

unreal grotto
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yo

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robots scared of heights

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thats nice

warm drum
balmy whale
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

primal pelican
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!fish

edgy oxide
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

primal pelican
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

edgy oxide
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How do i get Vega to adopt me?

echo fractal
primal pelican
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
faint light
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
faint light
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!fish

primal pelican
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!hamster

red lintel
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!dog

primal pelican
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
primal pelican
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
primal pelican
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!funnydog

unreal grotto
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cute

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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That's cool

primal pelican
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
primal pelican
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
ivory patio
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!av

unreal grotto
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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Masterchief#7962
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cerulean girder
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!av

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doom slayer#5210
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lethal light
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!av

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hhhmmmm i feel like i'm doing something wrong 🤔

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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Un\_Weon\_Raro-007#9510
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cerulean girder
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That didn't work :(

lethal light
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!dog

cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
cerulean girder
lethal light
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!vega

cerulean girder
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!bird

lethal light
#

=(

cerulean girder
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!VEGAav

lethal light
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!doom

cerulean girder
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!pokemon

lethal light
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!doom slayer

cerulean girder
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Bruh this dude just like gives no images

lethal light
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!cat 🐱

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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bro this is so cool 😂

cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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=[

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!revenant

cerulean girder
lethal light
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=D

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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=<

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!UAC

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
lethal light
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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Aaaawwwww

cerulean girder
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They don't wanna eat their greens and I agree with them 😂

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
cerulean girder
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Its fancy Cato and clean cato

lethal light
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XD !cat

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Ooohhh its green lantern Cat

lethal light
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!Cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Its a chunker !cat

lethal light
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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Awww 😍

cerulean girder
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Its the roll cat

lethal light
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Xd

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Omg its Christmas cat

lethal light
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Oowww look that christmas cat tree 😍😍

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Noo he so cold look at him 😔

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat , that's the kitten group

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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.I love them all.

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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Aaawwwwwwww

cerulean girder
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Everyone loves them all

lethal light
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dog

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
cerulean girder
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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Sshhhhh 😻

cerulean girder
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Its a sleeping kitty

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Cathub

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Gtg sry cats are cute tho

lethal light
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Aaawwww its a mouse cat

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!cat

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!dog

minor dawnBOT
lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
ember fox
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!amogus

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😭

lethal light
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unborn canyon
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unreal grotto
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!cat