#vega-playground
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps nuclear_bomb_that_shoots_bugspray
You chose Nuclear_bomb_that_shoots_bugspray. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps DOOMSLAYER
You chose Doomslayer. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
I found doomguy's weakness. It's a rock.
It's asking him where his bunny at
An emotional manipulation rock. I need one of those
!rps rock, scissors and paper
You chose Rock,. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rockpaperscissors
You chose Rockpaperscissors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!avatar
!avatar
!avatar @lapis cairn
Lol I can give you the full image if you want it.
!avatar
!dog
!dog
!help
!AVATAR
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
!dadjoke
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
!dadjoke
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
!dadjoke
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
!dadjoke
How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.
!dadjoke
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto
!dadjoke
You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
!dadjoke
Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.
!dadjoke
I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
!dadjoke
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.
!dadjoke
How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.
!dadjoke
What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.
!dadjoke
Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.
!dadjoke
Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend
!dadjoke
What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
!dadjoke
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
!dadjoke
What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!
!dadjoke
My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
!dadjoke
If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!
!dadjoke
Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
!dadjoke
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
!dadjoke
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
!dadjoke
What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.
!dadjoke
Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
!dadjoke
Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even.
!dadjoke
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
!dadjoke
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.
!dadjoke
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
!dadjoke
I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
!dadjoke
Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.
!dadjoke
How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!
!dadjoke
What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
!dadjoke
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
!dadjoke
I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.
!dadjoke
What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?
Squash.
!dadjoke
I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.
!dadjoke
I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.
!dadjoke
Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
!dadjoke
"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.
!dadjoke
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
!dadjoke
I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...
!dadjoke
What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
!dadjoke
What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.
!dadjoke
I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
!dadjoke
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
!dadjoke
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!
!dadjoke
A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop
!dadjoke
What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
!dadjoke
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.
Me: Well…. what do we do now?
Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.
Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
!dadjoke
I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.
!dadjoke
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
!dadjoke
Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
!dadjoke
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
!dadjoke
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!
!dadjoke
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
!dadjoke
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
!dadjoke
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!
!dadjoke
Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.
!dadjoke
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
!dadjoke
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted
!dadjoke
"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"
!dadjoke
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
!dadjoke
Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
!dadjoke
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
!dadjoke
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
!dadjoke
What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.
!dadjoke
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
!dadjoke
How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
!dadjoke
What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.
┬─┬ ノ( ゜-゜ノ)
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps hand
You chose Hand. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
(screaming)
!rps a_f#cking_gun
You chose A_f#cking_gun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
What? How?
You chose Mirror. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Ha! You've got bad luck for seven years!
!rps bad_piggies_drip
You chose Bad_piggies_drip. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Lol
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps deez_nuts
You chose Deez_nuts. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Worst spot for a paper cut owww...
!rps pp
You chose Pp. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Pain
why tthe funky did you go there with this?
Idk
Lolololol
!dog
!rps car
You chose Car. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.
!dadjoke
How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.
!dadjoke
If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
!dadjoke
People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
!rps bfg9000
You chose Bfg9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps god
You chose God. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Pain bruh
!rps bfg9000
You chose Bfg9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps yourself
You chose Yourself. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
damn.
You chose Godmode. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Painelemental. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Mancubus
You chose Mancubus. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps BFG-9000
You chose Bfg-9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Crucible
You chose Crucible. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps god and Doom guy
You chose God. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps doom
You chose Doom. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps pens
You chose Pens. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps god
You chose God. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Bigfuckinggun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Penis. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Boobies. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Pingas. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Deeznuts. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Fuckfuckfuckfuck. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Dick. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!dog
!help
!avatar
!avatar
!cat
Found one!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps matt_from_wii_sports
You chose Matt_from_wii_sports. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
!avatar
!avatar
!rps trumpet
You chose Trumpet. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps saxophone
You chose Saxophone. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps my_dog
You chose My_dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps weed
You chose Weed. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps giga_chad
You chose Giga_chad. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!help
!dog
!dog
!avatar
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
!dog
!rps die
You chose Die. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!avatar
!avatar
!avatar
!rps .
You chose .. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps my mom
You chose My. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps coco
You chose Coco. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps poop
You chose Poop. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps pills
You chose Pills. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps pills
You chose Pills. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!warnings
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps cocaine
You chose Cocaine. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps supershotgun
You chose Supershotgun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
bro cutting metal like it‘s paper 
!rps bomb
You chose Bomb. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
how😩
!rps crucible
!rps bigfuckinggun9000
You chose Bigfuckinggun9000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Found one!
You chose Bfg10000. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps supershotgun
You chose Supershotgun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Marauder
You chose Marauder. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cmds

!rps The Icon Of Sin
You chose The. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps IconOfSin
You chose Iconofsin. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Killed a damn titan with scissors
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
It's wonderful
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
!cat
Found one!
!dog
Found one!
What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer? Quacks in the pavement.
!cat
Found one!
!rps your mom
You chose Your. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps yourmom
You chose Yourmom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!turtle
hey vega say the line
!cat
Found one!
!doom
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Where
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!hampster
!duck
!Rabbit
wtf
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!rps Doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
💀
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
Found one!
!help
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!help
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!monkey
!dog
!me
!dog
!dog
That dog looks stupid
!dog
!dog
!dog
!rps titan
You chose Titan. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

!rps crucible
You chose Crucible. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Titan. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Super. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!Rps Amongus sus
!rps dog
You chose Dog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rabbit
You chose Rabbit. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Found one!
!dog
!rps bfg9000
You chose Bfg9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
You chose Romanian. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!rps Archie
You chose Archie. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!Bruh
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.
!cat
Found one!
!dog
You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
You chose Doomslayer. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
You chose Crucible. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
vega can you be my daddy
!cat
Found one!
!rps cat
You chose Cat. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
oh my god that is brutal... let's all pray for the cat
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!rps Crucible
You chose Crucible. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
._.
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!gun
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dog
!rps unmaykr
You chose Unmaykr. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.
!dadjoke
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!help
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
What are all the Vega commands?
!cat
Found one!
!getpfp
!cat
Found one!
The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.
!av
!av
!cat
Found one!
!av
!dadjoke
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.
!dadjoke
Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.
!dadjoke
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
!dadjoke
I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.
!dadjoke
What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
!dadjoke
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
!dog
Found one!
It forgot the period at the end
Im so dumb.
I know, it’s just i joined this server yesterday. And i never talked, like, to a bot, really.
So @minor dawn cracks a bunch of jokes and posts stuff you might like?
That’s... cool.
!dadjoke
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!av
!av
!cat
Found one!
I have cat pics
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
Lame joke @minor dawn
it's a dad joke, what do u expect?
I know hes a bot but anyway
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
!cat
Found one!
Meow 🐱
!dog
!cat
Found one!
aww cute.
!dog
!dog
!doom
!fisch
It only accepts some stuff, such as !dog, !cat, or !daddyjoke
!meme
Found one!
!dadjoke
I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

!dadjoke
I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.
!fish
!dadjoke
An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.
!dadjoke
I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
How do i get Vega to adopt me?
Bro?
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!fish
!hamster
!dog
!dog
!dog
!funnydog
cute
Found one!
!dadjoke
A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
!dadjoke
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
!dog
That's cool
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!av
!av
!av
Found one!
!av
!dog
!dog
I don't Know
Oh that's a thing
!vega
!bird
=(
!VEGAav
!doom
!pokemon
!doom slayer
Bruh this dude just like gives no images
!cat 🐱
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
bro this is so cool 😂
Un_Weon_Raro-007 used !dog But nothing happened
=D
!dog
!dog
=<
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Look at dat cute boi
Aawwww
!cat
Found one!
Aaaawwwww
They don't wanna eat their greens and I agree with them 😂
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Aaw
Its fancy Cato and clean cato
XD !cat
!cat
Found one!
Ooohhh its green lantern Cat
!Cat
Found one!
Its a chunker !cat
Aawwww Lok That fat boy cute 🥰
!cat
Found one!
Awww 😍
Its the roll cat
Xd
!cat
Found one!
Omg its Christmas cat
Oowww look that christmas cat tree 😍😍
!cat
Found one!
Noo he so cold look at him 😔
!cat
Found one!
Oh my frigen god its the curl cat
!cat
Found one!
!cat , that's the kitten group
!cat
Found one!
.I love them all.
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Aaawwwwwwww
Everyone loves them all
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
aaaawwww lok that banana cute kity 😍🐱
Its just a casual pack of banana cats
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Sshhhhh 😻
Its a sleeping kitty
!cat
Found one!
No sun in his eyes protek the catto
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Cathub
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Gtg sry cats are cute tho
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat






