#vega-playground

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What's the weather like today vega?

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Hi vaga

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Vega stop meowing. You're not a catboy.

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♻️

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guys what idf doom slayer kill cringe anime girl with shotgun (with epic doom music playign!)

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𝕱𝖚𝖗𝖎𝖆𝕷𝖊𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖉𝕾#8224
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Mr. WigglesWorth#7255
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pic go hard

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I think that might be a weapon and not a teleporter, guys

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Hi!

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!Hi

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!hi

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!joke

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Jersey devil or skinwalker?

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He does not look ok but thanks

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!baby

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Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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I'm practicing for a bug-eating contest and I've got butterflies in my stomach.

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

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!av @cerulean girder

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this is the face of a messiah

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impressive if I don't say so myself

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hmmm yes

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!minecraft

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Dire the Fuckwad#8489
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March 2020 was pretty mad ngl

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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

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imagining these with vega's voice is just amazing

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.

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this is literally the best thing they could have possibly added

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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I really want to buy one of those supermarket checkout dividers, but the cashier keeps putting it back.

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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

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A farmer had 297 cows, when he rounded them up, he found he had 300

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

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Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

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will dark joke work

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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you're cringe

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wow it worked

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lol

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!meme

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!help

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In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. Burned by the embers of Armageddon, his soul blistered by the fires of Hell and tainted beyond ascension, he chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace; and with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. He wore the crown of the Night Sentinels, and those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... the Doom Slayer.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

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A butcher accidentally backed into his meat grinder and got a little behind in his work that day.

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"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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!help

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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

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What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels

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!ping

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What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.

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My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

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Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Yet as the mighty Titan fell and dread engulfed the armies of Doom, the demon priests of the Blood Temples laid a trap to capture this scourge of Hell. Insatiable, even by the vanquishing of the Great One, the Hell Walker sought prey in the tombs of the Blood Keep. And blinded by his fervor, the lure drew him in. The priests brought down the temple upon the Doom Slayer, and in his defeat entombed him in the cursed sarcophagus. The mark of the Doom Slayer was burned upon his crypt, a warning to all of Hell that the terror within must never be freed. There he lies still, and ever more, in silent suffering

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Hehe

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.

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How do you organize a space party? You planet.

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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

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I hate you

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c:

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Not you the bot

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oh xD
well you did ask for dad jokes

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Yes but that doesn’t mean I have to like it

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.

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I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

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YOOO MY LUCK! A WOLFY! MY FAVE DOGGO

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What's black and white and read all over? The newspaper.

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!cat

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!help

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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

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!joke

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Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

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!dog

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Huge one

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!av

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!av

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!cat

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”

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!dog

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!av

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

small quiver
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!dadjoke

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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!dog

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!cheese

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hmm

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!snek

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!av

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!dadjoke

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Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

knotty tundra
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!joke

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!shotgun

keen cedar
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!dadjoke

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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

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!Av

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!Av

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!dadjoke

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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

brittle slate
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!cat

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!dog

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!dog

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!avatar

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!avatar

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!dadjoke

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This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.

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!cat

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!avatar

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

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!cat

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!cat

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!otter

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!dog

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!cat

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!help

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?rps

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!cat
its not working

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!cat

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south trellis
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man i gotta wait 30 secs

minor dawnBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

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😡

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!birb

cerulean girder
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!dog

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dusk ledge
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!RPS paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

wild haven
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!dog

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wild haven
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Pinche perro feo todo culero parece que se callo en mierda se la comió y la vomito y el es el vomito

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!cat

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!cat

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remote mantle
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!help

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!help

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!dadjoke

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

warped tangle
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!dadjoke

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What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

warped tangle
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

red lintel
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

wild haven
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!dog

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!dog

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young bane
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!dog

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young bane
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Cute dog

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!dog

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lyric nova
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!dadjoke

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

dreamy ridge
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!cat

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!dadjoke

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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!

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!help

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!help

red lintel
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!dadjoke

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

cyan stream
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!dadjoke

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What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

sharp path
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!help

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!dadjoke

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

sharp path
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!dog

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still vapor
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!dadjoke

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I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

still vapor
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!cat

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sharp path
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!cat

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sharp path
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Thank you for your service, vega

sharp path
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! dog

sharp path
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!dog

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weary hearth
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!cat

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weary hearth
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!cat

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sharp path
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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kindred barn
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!cat

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bleak veldt
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!rps sciccors

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You chose Sciccors. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

bleak veldt
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!dog

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west bobcat
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Big. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

peak flax
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!Rps kingassripper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Kingassripper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

peak flax
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!dog

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arctic oar
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wait...

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bot game

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!help

toxic belfry
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!cat

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toxic belfry
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!rps bfg-9000

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You chose Bfg-9000. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

viscid ore
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!doomguy

arctic oar
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!pokemon

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!pokemon

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!coin

surreal beacon
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!dog

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arctic oar
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!rps weed

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You chose Weed. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

toxic belfry
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!cat

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arctic oar
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

arctic oar
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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

arctic oar
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!poll

arctic oar
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!flip

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@arctic oar tails

arctic oar
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!itunes

arctic oar
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?cat

toxic belfry
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!cat

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arctic oar
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!dog

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YOOOOO I BEAT VEGA

plain tree
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hello creeps

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vega is simplly shit

arctic oar
arctic oar
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Nobody asked]

weary hearth
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I did

arctic oar
somber tide
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Found one!

scarlet meteor
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!Rps super shotgun

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You chose Super. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

scarlet meteor
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!Rps supershotgun

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You chose Supershotgun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wanton flicker
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!rps UrMom

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You chose Urmom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

timid bluff
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!Rps plasmarifle

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You chose Plasmagun. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

crude mesa
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

toxic belfry
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!rps Unmaykr

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You chose Unmaykr. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

heavy fox
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well that makes sense

red lintel
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

heavy fox
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unmaykr is pretty bad

spiral glen
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!rps Taco Bell

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Taco. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle stag
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gentle stag
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

arctic oar
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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.

timid bluff
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!rps Paper

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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

teal ermine
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!rps Well

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Well. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

teal ermine
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!rps Book

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Book. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

arctic oar
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!noris

sonic elbow
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sonic elbow
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!dog

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sonic elbow
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!dog

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sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!dog

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sonic elbow
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!dadjoke

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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

arctic oar
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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.

cerulean girder
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!avatar

minor dawnBOT
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Arabia Saudi#4015
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!avatar @arctic sparrow

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Yasnugget75#7103
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow

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SpaghEddy#8938
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sonic elbow
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!avatar @arctic oar

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pistolslayer#7984
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this means war

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!avatar @sonic elbow

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SpaghEddy#8938
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow

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SpaghEddy#8938
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red lintel
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!dadjoke

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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

arctic oar
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!pokemon pikachu

sonic elbow
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!avatar @arctic oar

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pistolslayer#7984
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sonic elbow
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!avatar @arctic oar

minor dawnBOT
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pistolslayer#7984
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow

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SpaghEddy#8938
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SpaghEddy#8938
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow

minor dawnBOT
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SpaghEddy#8938
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow !avatar @sonic elbow

minor dawnBOT
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SpaghEddy#8938
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow

minor dawnBOT
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SpaghEddy#8938
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arctic oar
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!avatar @sonic elbow

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!cat

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hushed jay
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!dog

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sonic elbow
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!dog

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arctic oar
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!norris

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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.

arctic oar
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man chuch norris is like doom guy but better

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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.

arctic oar
red lintel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

shrewd nacelle
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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it's across the room.

arctic oar
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damn.......Archie

light wraith
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Gun

cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
arctic oar
timid bluff
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships? So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

arctic oar
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!norris

minor dawnBOT
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

arctic oar
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pog

red lintel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

arctic oar
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!norris /pre HA

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After returning from World War 2 unscrathed, Bob Dole was congratulated by Chuck Norris with a handshake. The rest is history.

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!cat

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midnight lynx
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!avatar

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ItsDanielitox#9956
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!norris

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Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

cerulean girder
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!avatar

minor dawnBOT
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moony\_#5662
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arctic oar
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im gonna start a cult

peak tendon
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!avatar

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!cat

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quasi zodiac
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!avatar

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!avatar

minor dawnBOT
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moony\_#5662
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!dog

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timid bluff
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!cat

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arctic oar
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!norris

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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!dog

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distant nova
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!avatar

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Sorry\_My\_Swag#1948
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!avatar

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TuppennyCoder73#2371
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!rps rock

cerulean girder
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Vega powerd off again

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How did he just randomly come back in doom etarnal

arctic oar
sonic elbow
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sonic elbow
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Heathen

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

red lintel
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!rps sissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Sissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sonic elbow
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

arctic oar
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!rps nuclear antitank silobased missile

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Nuclear. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

arctic oar
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it only takes the first word

lapis cairn
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sonic elbow
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!rps Crucible

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Crucible. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

drifting swallow
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the fuck

lapis cairn
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!rps Your mom.

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Your. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

crimson wraith
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RIP AND TEAR

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!rps gun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Gun. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

crimson wraith
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!rps Cacodemon

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Cacodemon. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

crimson wraith
charred geode
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!roll 3

minor dawnBOT
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@charred geode You rolled 3, 1, 1

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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You chose Scissors. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

young bane
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
bitter warren
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!roll 10

minor dawnBOT
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@bitter warren You rolled 6, 5, 5, 3, 1

lyric sky
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!rps nuke

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Nuke. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

lyric sky
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so thats the way to avoid nuclear apocalypse

wheat geyser
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
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You chose Pinky. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Finkel. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
wet sail
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!paper

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!pinky

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!help

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?cat

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!rps pinky

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Pinky. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps revenant

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Revenant. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!rps vega

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
#

!rps microsoft

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Microsoft. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

wet sail
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!rps doom slayer

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps doomslayer

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doomslayer. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
wet sail
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!rps bfg

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Finkel. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

toxic belfry
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
wet sail
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!rps BFG9000

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Bfg9000. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps mymom

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Mymom. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
#

!vega

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!rps mybutt

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Mybutt. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps gun

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Gun. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

wet sail
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!rps howthefrickdoibeatyou

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Howthefrickdoibeatyou. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wet sail
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!rps toasterbath

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Toasterbath. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

wet sail
#

!rps steponlego

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Steponlego. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

wet sail
#

!rps thefather

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Thefather. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wet sail
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!rps marauder

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Marauder. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

wet sail
#

!rps VEGA

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Vega. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

dusty otter
#

!cat

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
young bane
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!frog

wind rivet
#

!cat

minor dawnBOT
wet sail
#

!dog

minor dawnBOT
wet sail
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
wet sail
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!rps iconofsin

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Iconofsin. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wispy patrol
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!rps doom

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doom. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

lucid geyser
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!rps imp

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Imp. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fluid cargo
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!rps Cacodemon

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Cacodemon. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

wide dawn
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
lunar nest
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!help

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?emotes dealguy

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!emotes dealguy

minor dawnBOT
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dynoInfo No emotes match your search.

lunar nest
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!emotes dealguy

minor dawnBOT
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1 Static, 0 Animated (1 total)

dealguy

sonic elbow
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!rps frog

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Frog. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

drifting swallow
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!rps

minor dawnBOT
#
**Command:** !rps

Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock

drifting swallow
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!rps Doomguy

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doomguy. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cyan glade
#

What's this

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!rps cow

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Cow. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cyan glade
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!rps why a rock?

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Why. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cyan glade
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cyan glade
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!doomslayer

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper. I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cyan glade
#

Good VEGA

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!avatar

minor dawnBOT
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CREATURE#4513
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cyan glade
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Woah... my cat

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!lizard

cyan glade
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!cow

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!cat!avatar!dog!rps scissors

wet sail
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!avatar

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Noobslaya\_69#9088
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sonic elbow
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!rps frog

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You chose Frog. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

crimson wraith
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!Avatar

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𝘾𝙖𝙘𝙤#0749
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GavinGaming#1078
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cyan glade
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!avatar

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!Avatar

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!rps rps

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You chose Rps. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cyan glade
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HOW?!?!

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!rps VEGA

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You chose Vega. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cyan glade
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VEGA KILLED HIMSELF!

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I WIN YOU PIECE OF SH!T

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I did it! I won !rps!

cerulean girder
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!avatar

inner grove
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!avatar

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Fianchetto#1691
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crimson wraith
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!avatar

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𝘾𝙖𝙘𝙤#0749
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sly charm
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!avatar

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Gabriel\_Ultrakill\_Moment#8665
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sly charm
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I think I’m going to change it from ultrakill to doom

cerulean girder
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!avatar

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robbie#1873
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balmy whale
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!rps pizza

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You chose Pizza. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cyan glade
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!avatar

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CREATURE#4513
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ashen raptor
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!avatar

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Ruturaj#1938
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versed tinsel
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!avatar

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لا شيئ#8510
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