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I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
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Hi, @surreal egret.
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Vega you suck
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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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Everyone here has peyronies!
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Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.
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I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.
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Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.
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Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.
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!cat but that image is 80% dog vega why
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
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Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.
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"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.
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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.
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The best time on a clock is 6:30--hands down.
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Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.
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"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"
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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
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I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.
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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
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I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

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Yesterday I confused the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza". Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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hi vega
Hi, @narrow maple.
mf slow down, i didnt even have time to react to my own message
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What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
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Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
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People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.
Okay that's a good one
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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"
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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.
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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
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Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
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I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
that is not a dad joke
What even is the joke there
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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.
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What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.
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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.
vega youre so funny
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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.
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Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.
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Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
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I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
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My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.
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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.
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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune
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Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.
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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
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What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?
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How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.
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Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
They can't control their pupils.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted
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Why can't a bicycle stand on its own? It's two-tired.
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dogs are better
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Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.
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What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.
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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"
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What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.
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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
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What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
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A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.
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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
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Is this the place where vega is tortured
@minor dawn Country Taiwan
I couldn't find a country matching Taiwan
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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Sore throats are a pain in the neck!
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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
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Apologies my friend but i believe your description should read Wraith energy or Sentinel Energy instead of Argent
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people.
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I considered building the patio by myself. But I didn't have the stones.
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Hey, @wet junco!


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