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Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
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!norris
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Hi Vega
Hi, @tacit solar.
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Hi vega
Hi, @last jungle.
Hi Vega
Hi, @fossil crow.
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Hi, @meager eagle.
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Hi, @fossil crow.
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that is the cutest fucking thing ever oh my fucking god i'd die for that cat
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Hi vega
Hi, @minor tendon.
Hello Vega, your name rhymes with nega
The eggman in sonic rush?
Yeah
Epic
I mostly remember him from the sonic and Mario Olympic game stuff
good game
Nutmilk? More like buttmilk

Stop laughing Virgin
Hi, @cerulean girder.
hi veg
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Hi vega
Hi, @tall vapor.
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A diff between your code and Chuck Norris's is infinite.
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hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
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hi vega
Hi, @subtle zinc.
Hi vega
Hi, @fossil crow.
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There is in fact an 'I' in Norris, but there is no 'team'. Not even close.
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hi vega
Hi, @last jungle.
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Code runs faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
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Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.
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Did they get rid of that due to yesterday
No idea
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A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."
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What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.
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I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down
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Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive...
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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.
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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.
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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, โsorry we donโt serve spiritsโ
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Hi Vega
Hi, @atomic swan.
Hi Vega
Hi, @lime stag.
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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
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Lol
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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"
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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.
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Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.
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I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I'm completely fine.
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Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!
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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.
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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
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What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because thereโs a Shortstop in between!
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!
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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.
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Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
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This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!
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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.
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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.
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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling
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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.
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I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!
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What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.
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If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
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Where did you learn to make ice cream? Sunday school.
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Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because thereโs a Shortstop in between!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
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I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
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Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.
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I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
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Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.
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A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there... Thanks for keeping me off the streets.
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.
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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time
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Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.
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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof
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I just broke my guitar. It's okay, I won't fret
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
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My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.
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What was the pumpkinโs favorite sport?
Squash.
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Remember, the best angle to approach a problem from is the "try" angle.
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.
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People are making apocalypse jokes like thereโs no tomorrow.
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I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.
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What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.
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If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.
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What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel.
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I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.
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How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...
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Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it's a little meteor.
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Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!
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Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.
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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads โSmall medium at large.โ
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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
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What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? Iโll ketch up
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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.
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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.
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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk? A fowl smell!
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Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?
Patient: Good news please.
Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
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What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.
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Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender โIโll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank youโ.
โSure thingโ the bartender replies and asks โbut whatโs with the big pause?โ
The panda holds up his hands and says โI was born with themโ
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, โFirst offender?โ She says, โNo, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!โ
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!
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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.
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An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.
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Whiteboards ... are remarkable.
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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
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What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
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Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.
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Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!
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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, youโre pretty repulsive yourself.
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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
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Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth โ its pasteurized before you even see it
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I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.
I see that we both speak physics
Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world? It was Legend-dairy!
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What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.
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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
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I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.
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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!
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What do you call an old snowman? Water.
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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do not read it!
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A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
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Whatโs brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
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Whatโs E.T. short for? Heโs only got little legs.
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
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