#vega-playground
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Found one!
!rank Spoilers
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indeed
Indeed!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rank spoilers
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!pug
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!pug
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!cat
Found one!
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!mulletslayer
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Hi, @maiden drum.
Hi vega
Hi, @maiden drum.
He said it not me
!rank spoilers
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!rank mullet slayer
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!norris
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
!norris
4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
!norris
Chuck Norris? sperm is so badass, he had sex with Nicole Kidman, and 7 months later she prematurely gave birth to a Ford Excursion.
!norris
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.
!norris
Jack Bauer tried to use his detailed knowledge of torture techniques, but to no avail: Chuck Norris thrives on pain. Chuck Norris then ripped off Jack Bauer's arm and beat him to death with it. Game, set, match.
!norris
Chuck Norris won super bowls VII and VIII singlehandedly before unexpectedly retiring to pursue a career in ass-kicking.
!pug
!norris
Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
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!norris
Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Chuck Norris' basement".
!norris
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
!norris
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
!norris
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?".
!cat
Found one!
!pug
!rank Spoilers
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The worst of this is that i read all the messages with VEGA´s voice
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!cat
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!rps rock
You chose Rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
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!dog
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!help
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!norris
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
!cat
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!cat
Found one!
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!dadjoke
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
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!dadjoke
Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.
!Norris
Chuck Norris' house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
!dadjoke
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
!dadjoke
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!
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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
!dadjoke
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.
!dadjoke
Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
!norris
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?".
!isabelle
!norris
When Chuck Norris is web surfing websites get the message "Warning: Internet Explorer has deemed this user to be malicious or dangerous. Proceed?".
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
!dadjoke
Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
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!cat
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!norris
No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException.
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!isabelle
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!cat
Found one!
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!dog
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!dog
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!pug
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!hi
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!cat
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!dog
!dog
Who is me
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indeed
Indeed!
Indeed
Indeed!
Indeed.
!dog
!pug
Hi Vega
Hi, @fierce cedar.
How are you
Indeed
Indeed!
help
Found one!
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!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!pug
!pinky
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How was the snow globe feeling after the storm? A little shaken.
indeed
Indeed!
hello, @noble perch
dangit i pinged the wrong vega
@dense pawn hi
am i doing this wrong
alright, let me try something else
what is the UAC
@dense pawn Hello.
help?
how the hell are you supposed to use vega
@noble perch
Found one!
what about vega core
moderation I assume
!dadjoke
What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.
!norris
On the set of Walker Texas Ranger Chuck Norris brought a dying lamb back to life by nuzzling it with his beard. As the onlookers gathered, the lamb sprang to life. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicked it, killing it instantly. This was just to prove that the good Chuck givet
i thought vega also used some sort of cleverbot feature
@dense pawn hello VEGA
the pinned messages lied to me
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!hello VEGA
!rank
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!rank Bruh
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I wish there were custom roles
!fox terrier
!cat
Found one!
!bunny
i dont think !bunny is a command it should be though
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rank spoilers
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!cat
Found one!
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!cat
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
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!dog
!dadjoke
A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
!doomguy
i wish
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
!dadjoke
A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”
!Fix Netcode
!dog
!avatar
!rank Spoilers
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!avatar
!commands
!avatar
!avatar
!avatar
!pug
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!avatar
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!avatar
!avatar
!avatar
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!team hell yeaah
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!rank Urdak
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Well yes, Slayer blew it up
I can't find a command or module by that name.
!cat
Found one!
!pug
!moose
!pug
!avatar
!cat
Found one!
!space
!avatar
!avatar
!avatar
Epic
!pug
!rhino
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!meme
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!dog
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!dog
!pug
!birb
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!dog
!pig
!dog
!avatar
!avatar
!birb
!birb
!cacobirb
!pug
!pug
!slayer
!avatar
!pug
!rps @heady garnet
You chose @heady garnet. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
what
Rock Paper Scissors. Rock won. That must’ve hurt XD
!rps bruh
You chose Bruh. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps moderators
You chose Moderators. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Oof I’m sowwy ;-;
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!joke
!dadjoke
To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.
lol
!dadjoke
Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.
!dadjoke
How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.
!dadjoke
What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap
!dadjoke
I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"
!dadjoke
What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

!dadjoke
What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.
!avatar
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
!dadjoke
My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..
!pug
cute
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not enough cats. !cat
!avatar
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!avatar
!woof
!dog
Found one!

Dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
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!ranks
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Looking for a kitty...
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Error: 😿 No cats found.
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!help
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!help
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!birb
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!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
Found one!
!birb
!cat
Found one!
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!rank [JoraSmith]
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!dog
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!slayer
!dog
!dog
!help
No, help wont come
It's a command to get info on Dyno
😠
!rank Spoilers
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!dog
!dog
!joke
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!dog
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!dog
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!rank @cerulean girder
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!dog
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!dog
Found one!
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!rank Mystic
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!dog
!dog boxer
!cat
Found one!
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!snake
!mancubus
?rps @slate fox
!cat
Found one!
!demon
!rabbit
!dog
I don't like poodles or very like curly haired dogs, they look weird
!dog
@sweet moth, you joined Spoilers.
!pug
!kitten
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!hamster
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!space
!dadjoke
Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.
!whois @cerulean girder
wow i didn't actually remember when i made my discord acc, just knew that i made it sometime in mid to late 2017, thanks vega
!covid
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!cat
Found one!
Yep that’s a cat alright
!cat
Found one!
now thats a good boi
im not a dog person, i have ptdsd, post traumatic dog stress disorder
if that existed than i'd have it tbh
!rank spoilers
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!car
!cats
!help
!dog
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!cat
Found one!
!rank spoilers
@gaunt path, you joined Spoilers.
who are you?
!dog
!joke
!doomslayer
!dog
!pug
!dog
!rank spoilers
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!flip
@ashen current tails
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!dog
!norris
If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
vega spitting facts right there
Vega is wise with wisdom
!dog
!dadjoke
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
!dadjoke
I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...
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!cat
Found one!
!rank Spoilers
@cerulean girder, you joined Spoilers.
!dadjoke
In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.
!dadjoke
Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.
!rank spoilers
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
?pokemon [Charizard]
!pug
!cat
Found one!
!pokemon bulbasaur
!pokemon onyx
Oh no, this pokemon is not referenced in the pokedex!
Bruh
!pokemon gardevoir
!pokemon onix
!dog
!pokemon voltorb
!flip
@sinful obsidian tails
!norris
Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
!pokemon slowpoke
!rps
Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps rack
You chose Rack. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors. I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!itunes bfg division
!pokemon Charizard
!dadjoke
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.
!dadjoke
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
!dadjoke
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
!dadjoke
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
!dadjoke
I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.
!dadjoke
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
!dadjoke
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
!pokemon magikarp
@dense pawn Identify yourself
!pokemon furret
!rank
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!rank mystic
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huh
!help


@everyone