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hidden boi
alternate title for metal gear: solid
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oof
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he perch
Cute.
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The pigeon is hilarious
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AAA
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...is this DUCC?
Oh God ๐
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he smug
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Cockatiels are best birbs
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Sneaky boi
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there is no birb in here
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I have no millet so I must scream
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it really wants you to look at that cat.
Nah that's a cache bug, if you click on the image it will load the actual new image
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ducko
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Yeah Iโm missing the snek too
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My spirit animal.
indeed
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happer owl
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birb division
@upper kite Hey you. Wake up.
nu
Ah there you are.
๐ค
Type !dontask in here
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that's pretty ominous
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@maiden oriole Now you go ahead and give it a try pls.
@cerulean girder You too, please.
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It's not important and describing it defeats the purpose of deleting the post, so don't ask.
!dontask
It's not important and describing it defeats the purpose of deleting the post, so don't ask.
It WORKS!
wowza

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oof i am lagging
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good reaction picture haha
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Birdie!
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lotta birb
Cuteness overload
delightful
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rip & tear plays
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"fuck this, fuck that, fuck ALL your shit, as a matter of fact" https://t.co/ASYSJBLZxC
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punk birb
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woah smaaaal
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EGG :0
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Thatโs obviously a bunny, Vega.
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Feels bad having to delete messages from our own bot lmao
I'd ask what in the world it did but I'd probably get hit with the new command
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accurate
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That's a good one you..not so spanish bot...?
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!help
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I am VEGA. A sentient Birb master.
Hey Vega
Hey @vital ivy!
@vital ivy How can Vega be stored on a flash drive if it needs a miniature star to be powered?
Bound to Channel #vega-playground
To chat with me, just send a message in that channel and I'll respond to you.
GH05TF4C3#1337 bound me to this channel
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https://giphy.com/gifs/shia-labeouf-12NUbkX6p4xOO4 @cerulean girder
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nani
@upper kite, Nani?!
why does he ping tho
@upper kite, Ne anlamiyorum.
Stick to english, Vega.
@vital ivy, ๐ค
Good boy
@vital ivy, I-I'm a girl.
Took your time to figure that out...
@vital ivy, I told you, I am doing work.
What kind of work?
owo what's this
This statement is false.
@vital ivy, ๐
What's a paradoxon?
@vital ivy, A constant wave of contradictions that play tennis together two in one.
VEGA is a girl. That is unexpected.
fact
But well
We still have our lovely VEGA bot who has a small knowledge base.
About Demons, for example.
Vega, how to kill a cyber mancubus?
Ugh as if anything else in DOOM maters.
Imps, ferocious and agile demons, are found all over Hell and are often used on the front line during concerted attacks in both dimensions.
What is a imp?
What is a mancubus?
What is a mancubus?
The Mancubus is a lumbering behemoth demon. A foul odor accompanies its presence, a stench that can be overwhelming if inhaled directly.
Indeed!
@vital ivy How u force her to speak?
It has a database to match with messages in the server.
If there is a match VEGA posts the answer saved in it's database.
Go ahead, try it. I've put the Demon Q&A into it.
What is a mancubus?
The Mancubus is a lumbering behemoth demon. A foul odor accompanies its presence, a stench that can be overwhelming if inhaled directly.
nice
You can ask about most other demons, too.
What is a spider mastermind?
The first Project Lazarus Tethering Operation retrieved a small compendium from the Umbral Plains in the crypt of a destroyed tower of unknown construction. This "vade mechum" was mostly illegible, but it did contain one of the rare references to the Aranea Imperatix - a mystical demon that is still largely unknown.
The Spectre is the unfortunate result of an attempt to genetically modify the Pinky. There are no known behavioral differences from the Pinky.
Lost Souls are found wandering aimlessly within the temples of Hell as they search for a host to inhabit.
What is a Pinky?
These demonic animals were colloquially named Pinkies when first discovered by the Lazarus Project's Tethering Operation.
The cyberdemon is a towering, hellish marriage of demon flesh and technology, with a gigantic muscular stature, a minotaur-like head with prominent black and gray horns, a gored humanoid torso filled with red wiring, a metallic prosthetic right leg, and a large rocket launcher mounted on its left arm.
The BFG-9000 was developed in the Advanced Research Complex's BFG Division, with a single initial prototype being produced. It was evolved from the first successful Argent weapon design, the plasma rifle, and is distinguished by making the most efficient use of the energy form yet known.
What is a BFG?
It is a forbidden black market item at the UAC Mars Base due to its lack of practical uses on Mars and an apparent attraction it possesses to people intending to do sadistic damage. As such, it was subject to confiscation by UAC security before the facility was invaded by the forces of Hell.
What is a chaingun?
Far from simply conventional, the D12 uses Argent energy infusion to overdrive its firing mechanism, a piston capable of 220,000 PSI pressure, resulting in an extremely high muzzle velocity of 5000 feet per second. This crucible is self-recharging, using the barrel heat produced from firing to keep its internal battery charged. It utilizes 15 mm caliber tungsten slugs as ammunition.
The Cacodemon is a monstrous psionic demon driven by the desire to feed. It displays limited intelligence, but makes for an intimidating enemy.
Who is Doomguy?
YOU are!

Dr. Samuel Hayden is a high-ranking UAC official who oversaw the Argent energy research projects at the UAC Mars Base. After an unknown incident during construction of the facility's Argent Tower which caused him to develop brain cancer, he was forced to replace almost the entirety of his body with cybernetics. Hayden is adamant in defending his original research projects into Hell and its Argent energy reserves, stating that it was all in mankind's best interest, and that the sacrifices made would have been worth the cost, if his other staff had been able to resist the corrupting influences of the demonic dimension. While he seems friendly, whether or not he can be trusted must be regarded as a question.
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Alfonso John Romero (born October 28, 1967) is an American director, designer, programmer, and developer in the video game industry. He is best known as a co-founder of id Software and designer for many of their games, including Wolfenstein 3D, Dangerous Dave, Hexen, Doom and Quake. His game designs and development tools, along with new programming techniques created and implemented by id Software's lead programmer John D. Carmack, led to a mass popularization of the first person shooter, or FPS, in the 1990s. He is credited with coining the FPS multiplayer term "deathmatch".
Who is John Romero?
Oh damn, it has the devs too.
Who is Keen?
Who is Comander Keen?
Who is Commander Keen?
Doesn't have it.
Oh well
Who is the Revenant?
Revenants are UAC operatives that have been transformed through cybernetic augmentation and repeated Lazarus Wave exposure.
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good millet
he Arch-vile is an emaciated, yellowish-skinned humanoid with a grotesque appearance, including stigmata. It has no flesh around its abdomen, revealing some of its ribcage and spinal column. It emits a high-pitched, distorted laugh. their attack consists of a unique ability to immolate their enemies in flames by raising their arms up and summoning fire upon the targeted enemy. Due to their bodies burning away instead of leaving a corpse, the Arch-Vile makes up for this by being capable of summoning many of the non-boss demons.
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a e s t e t h i c, y e s
What is a pain elemental?
A pain elemental emits a strange, hissing babble upon spotting a player. Instead of shooting a standard projectile, the pain elemental periodically spews lost souls at its opponents from a mouth that flares up with a reddish glow each time one of the minions is delivered. As it does not attack directly, the spherical monster will never be targeted by other monsters, though they may unleash lost souls that will attack monsters that hurt them, at least temporarily. The pain elemental is vulnerable to misdirected attacks from its own children, and will retaliate against them.
what is berserk?
What is a berserk?
Cmon Vega, explain how we can one punch literally any demon with it.
What is a maggot?
Maggots have two heads and two long black tongues (one for each head). Their back is hunched and consists of two large, tumor-like bloody stumps with retracting barbed bones protruding from them. The Maggot alternates between approaching on all "fives" (since they have five limbs) and walking upright on its back legs. Only able to attack in melee, Maggots either rush up to the player to rend at them with their claws or perform a long-range leap which is nearly impossible to dodge.
What is a soul cube?
What is a hell guardian?
What is a guardian?
-_-
What is a trite?
What is a tick?
What is a vagary?
@vital ivy Please expand Vega's knowledge. He doesn't know that much for a computer that requires an absolute zero structure as a cooler.
Also who the hell thought it was a good idea to let AMD build Vega?
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the only command we need
Enjoy and share! If you like Doom, Take a look at my channel, thanks Doom Original Soundtrack Map: E1M8 Map Name: Phobos anomaly Audio recorded in high quali...
@cerulean girder sure just post the same song in every channel even if it doesn't belong >:(
Hardgem776#0487 has been warned.
How about we don't find out
Ok
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he wants sum seed
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Description: Rock Paper Scissors with the bot.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage: !rps [choice]
Example: !rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper. I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
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good house
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the birbs are back in town
!rps roโck
You chose Roโck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
What
!rps kcor
You chose Kcor. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
if rock beats rock is rock weak or strong
You chose Roโck. I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps soft rock
You chose Soft. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps soft-rock
You chose Soft-rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps hard-rock
You chose Hard-rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps butt-rock
You chose Butt-rock. I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
paper is on a killing spree
!roโll rock
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Adorable โค
Some budy love birds
๐ ๐
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he hidden
and he not scared
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Absolute unit
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yus yus
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oof he deals
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SO CUTE
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Would you guys expect something like this to be an anti-material rifle
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Idk about you @upper kite, but I prefer to go by function rather than appearance. Take a look at the caliber
smol
.50 cal bolt-action
Thereโs a list of mods on the right, including the receiver
I donโt plan on sniping with this thing. Fallout 4 has a lot of robots, so I need a quick solution for when one is too close
I had a explosive shotgun back then which shot every robot into pieces.
I found an explosive 10mm in one run and modified it with a rapid auto receiver and large mag
Limbs everywhere
Oh and I built a great war-robot companion with full-automatic laser weaponary and stuff.
Took me ages to get all the stuff for it but now it's a killing machine! ๐
Only issue is that it doesn't fit through normal doors ๐
So it's stuck sometimes.
Iโve modified Ada with Assaultron legs, a Sentry left arm with a minigun, Assaultron right arm with a Shishkebab, head laser, and lots of hydraulic and actuated frames
That sounds crazy 
She seems to have a form of telekinesis, as she used the left arm, which has a minigun instead of an actual hand, to pick up a raider and proceeded to stab him in the gut multiple times with the shishkebab
I would love to see that in action xD
She also knocked another raider to the ground and slashed him multiple times in a span of 3 seconds
Ninja robot
Idk about the ninja part, since she canโt actually sneak
Ah well
vumb
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he does it
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i select A
This channel should just be called bird commands
#vega-aviary
First it was rolling commands
But then I looked up the commands list, and then used !bird. Or was it !cat or !dog?
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What is up with you guys and birds?
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I win
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the thrilling sequel
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@pale copper heads
!stopwiththebirdshit
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insert bellend joke here

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das a doggo
fluffy doggo
wait there is birb
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Yes.
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I'm gonna be stealing from a bot. That's a first, lol
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Scraem
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:0000
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Duckie goes to the olympics
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Huh.
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"A little to quick there" well I'm not the one that sent the same pic twice, Vega.
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now it's just being a dick
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I think a processor is loose.
Maybe it just really, really likes that cat.
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turtl
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Vega youโre broken
percussive maintenance time
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