#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 22

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 11:51 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 11:51 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 11:51 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 11:51 AM

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R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 12:02 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 12:02 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 12:16 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 12:16 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

knotty snow Oct 10, 2025, 1:05 PM

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!dadjokes

cerulean smelt Oct 10, 2025, 1:05 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 1:05 PM

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Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

cerulean smelt Oct 10, 2025, 1:07 PM

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knotty snow !dadjokes

I got you bro lol

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 1:19 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 1:19 PM

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Hex

#2ca998

RGB

44, 169, 152

cerulean girder Oct 10, 2025, 2:46 PM

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!Hello vega

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 3:01 PM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 3:01 PM

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Hi, @fervent haven.

noble solar Oct 10, 2025, 4:11 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 4:11 PM

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What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 5:14 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 5:14 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 9:12 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 9:12 PM

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Hex

#0b8bbd

RGB

11, 139, 189

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 9:22 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 9:22 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven Oct 10, 2025, 9:23 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 9:23 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

unique remnant Oct 10, 2025, 9:26 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 9:26 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

still vapor Oct 10, 2025, 11:56 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 10, 2025, 11:56 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

noble solar Oct 11, 2025, 9:02 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 9:02 AM

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Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:10 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:10 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:10 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:10 AM

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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:11 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:11 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:12 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:12 AM

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Hex

#f80310

RGB

248, 3, 16

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:12 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:12 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:13 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:13 AM

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Why did the clown have neck pain? - Because he slept funny

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:13 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:13 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 11:27 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 11:27 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

noble solar Oct 11, 2025, 2:05 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 2:05 PM

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

cerulean girder Oct 11, 2025, 2:31 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 2:31 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Oct 11, 2025, 2:31 PM

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!doomguy

noble solar Oct 11, 2025, 5:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 5:04 PM

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When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

fervent haven Oct 11, 2025, 5:14 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 5:14 PM

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Hex

#0c1d74

RGB

12, 29, 116

noble solar Oct 11, 2025, 5:14 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 11, 2025, 5:14 PM

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Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

sudden stream Oct 12, 2025, 12:48 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 12, 2025, 12:48 AM

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I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

noble solar Oct 12, 2025, 1:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 12, 2025, 1:04 PM

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I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

fervent haven Oct 12, 2025, 3:09 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 12, 2025, 3:09 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

noble solar Oct 12, 2025, 4:44 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 12, 2025, 4:44 PM

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

fervent haven Oct 12, 2025, 4:48 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 12, 2025, 4:48 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

candid kernel Oct 13, 2025, 4:43 AM

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!Slayer

noble solar Oct 13, 2025, 8:58 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 13, 2025, 8:58 AM

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I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...the sails are going through the roof

fervent haven Oct 13, 2025, 11:25 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 13, 2025, 11:25 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

noble solar Oct 13, 2025, 11:25 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 13, 2025, 11:25 AM

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‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire

fervent haven Oct 13, 2025, 10:57 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 13, 2025, 10:57 PM

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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

fervent haven Oct 13, 2025, 10:57 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 13, 2025, 10:57 PM

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

fervent haven Oct 13, 2025, 10:58 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 13, 2025, 10:58 PM

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Hex

#feb377

RGB

254, 179, 119

noble solar Oct 14, 2025, 9:55 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 14, 2025, 9:55 AM

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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home...

fervent haven Oct 14, 2025, 2:02 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Oct 14, 2025, 2:02 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven Oct 14, 2025, 6:23 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 14, 2025, 6:23 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

shell jackal Oct 14, 2025, 7:34 PM

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!doom

fervent haven Oct 14, 2025, 10:25 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 14, 2025, 10:25 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 14, 2025, 10:30 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 14, 2025, 10:30 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 14, 2025, 10:31 PM

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Two pugs in a row aha

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 12:36 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 12:36 PM

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 1:12 PM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:12 PM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 1:13 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:13 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 1:13 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:13 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 1:14 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:14 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 1:14 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:14 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 1:15 PM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:15 PM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-21.4558, -170.8089

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

noble solar Oct 15, 2025, 1:59 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 1:59 PM

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Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

fervent haven Oct 15, 2025, 6:01 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 6:01 PM

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Hex

#3d5945

RGB

61, 89, 69

noble solar Oct 15, 2025, 10:55 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 15, 2025, 10:55 PM

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Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

fervent haven Oct 16, 2025, 8:45 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 16, 2025, 8:45 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 16, 2025, 11:31 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 16, 2025, 11:31 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

shell jackal Oct 16, 2025, 4:54 PM

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!shotgun

noble solar Oct 16, 2025, 7:43 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 16, 2025, 7:43 PM

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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

shell jackal Oct 16, 2025, 7:44 PM

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!darkhumorjoke

stark stag Oct 17, 2025, 9:49 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 9:49 AM

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What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language

shell jackal Oct 17, 2025, 10:02 AM

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!darkjoke

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I hate Vega

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:03 AM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:03 AM

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Hi, @fervent haven.

shell jackal Oct 17, 2025, 10:03 AM

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!joke

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:49 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:49 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:50 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:50 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:50 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:50 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:51 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:51 AM

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Hex

#e86430

RGB

232, 100, 48

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:51 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:51 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:52 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:52 AM

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How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:53 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:53 AM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
28.8414, 25.7658

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:56 AM

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!membercount

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:56 AM

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Members

134296

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:57 AM

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!dynoav

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:57 AM

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duzloo

Dyno Avatar

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 10:59 AM

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!whois gamepowercraft

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 10:59 AM

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gamepowercraft

@shell jackal

Joined

Mon, Oct 13, 2025 9:24 AM

Registered

Sat, Jan 7, 2023 4:32 PM

Roles [0]

None

fervent haven Oct 17, 2025, 11:00 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 11:00 AM

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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

cerulean smelt Oct 17, 2025, 4:30 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 4:30 PM

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

knotty hound Oct 17, 2025, 4:49 PM

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!puff

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!suce la queu de ta grand mere la trans

noble solar Oct 17, 2025, 6:07 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 17, 2025, 6:07 PM

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What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 6:17 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 6:17 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fading shore Oct 18, 2025, 9:13 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:13 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

shell jackal Oct 18, 2025, 9:28 AM

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!rabbit

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 9:28 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 11:08 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:08 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

shell jackal Oct 18, 2025, 11:10 AM

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How I can have a command list?

noble solar Oct 18, 2025, 11:31 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 11:31 AM

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!

noble solar Oct 18, 2025, 11:31 AM

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shell jackal How I can have a command list?

!help

shell jackal Oct 18, 2025, 11:31 AM

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K thx

gusty anvil Oct 18, 2025, 12:51 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 12:51 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 1:41 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:41 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 1:41 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:41 PM

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Hex

#01a7dd

RGB

1, 167, 221

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 1:42 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 1:42 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

gusty anvil Oct 18, 2025, 2:44 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 2:44 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

gusty anvil Oct 18, 2025, 2:45 PM

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Statistically, most people pick scissors, thus you always want to try rock

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 5:07 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 5:07 PM

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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

fervent haven Oct 18, 2025, 5:48 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 5:48 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

gusty anvil Oct 18, 2025, 8:35 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 18, 2025, 8:35 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

gusty anvil Oct 18, 2025, 8:36 PM

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I love dogs, we have a Yorkie and a Rottweiler

fervent haven Oct 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 19, 2025, 8:38 PM

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Hex

#b98385

RGB

185, 131, 133

gusty anvil Oct 20, 2025, 12:32 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 12:32 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 20, 2025, 3:57 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 3:57 AM

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What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

noble solar Oct 20, 2025, 9:03 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 9:03 AM

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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

gusty anvil Oct 20, 2025, 9:04 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 9:04 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 20, 2025, 9:57 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 9:57 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 20, 2025, 9:58 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 9:58 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gusty anvil Oct 20, 2025, 10:11 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 10:11 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 20, 2025, 10:49 AM

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!membercount

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 10:49 AM

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Members

134344

fervent haven Oct 20, 2025, 11:12 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 20, 2025, 11:12 PM

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

noble solar Oct 21, 2025, 4:12 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 21, 2025, 4:12 AM

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I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

fervent haven Oct 21, 2025, 10:27 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 21, 2025, 10:27 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 21, 2025, 6:16 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 21, 2025, 6:16 PM

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Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

fervent haven Oct 21, 2025, 9:19 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 21, 2025, 9:19 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

unique remnant Oct 22, 2025, 4:36 AM

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!serverinfo

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 4:36 AM

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DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

134,387

Roles

14

Category Channels

11

Text Channels

48

Voice Channels

8

Role List

Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Bethesda, id Software, Special Guest, Creators, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Ban List Access, @everyone

gusty anvil Oct 22, 2025, 6:34 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 6:34 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 9:14 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 9:14 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:16 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:16 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:31 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:31 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:44 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:44 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

gusty anvil Oct 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

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!rps ak47

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

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You chose Ak47.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

gusty anvil Oct 22, 2025, 11:45 AM

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minor dawn You chose ***Ak47***. I choose ***Rock***. Rock wins!

Bullshit

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:46 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:46 AM

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Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:46 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:46 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:47 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:47 AM

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Hex

#154c0d

RGB

21, 76, 13

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:47 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:47 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:48 AM

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!dynoav vega

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:48 AM

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Dyno#5714

Dyno Avatar

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:48 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:48 AM

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Hex

#072752

RGB

7, 39, 82

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:49 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:49 AM

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What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 11:50 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:50 AM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-6.1268, 12.3704

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

noble solar Oct 22, 2025, 11:54 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 11:54 AM

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 12:19 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:19 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 22, 2025, 12:20 PM

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!whois lvrh_

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 12:20 PM

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lvrh\_

@noble solar

Joined

Thu, Feb 27, 2025 8:19 PM

Registered

Thu, Oct 31, 2024 5:26 PM

Roles [1]

<@&587957370920108043>

noble solar Oct 22, 2025, 1:34 PM

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fervent haven !whois lvrh_

💔 🥀

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!whois duzloo

minor dawnBOT Oct 22, 2025, 1:35 PM

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duzloo

@fervent haven

Joined

Sat, Apr 15, 2023 9:36 PM

Registered

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Roles [0]

None

glad fulcrum Oct 23, 2025, 3:57 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:57 AM

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I won an argument with a weather forecaster once. His logic was cloudy...

glad fulcrum Oct 23, 2025, 3:57 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:57 AM

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Hex

#ada0a1

RGB

173, 160, 161

zinc lintel Oct 23, 2025, 4:12 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:12 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 23, 2025, 3:17 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:17 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 23, 2025, 3:56 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 3:56 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

humble trout Oct 23, 2025, 4:54 PM

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!serverinfo

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 4:54 PM

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DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

134,406

Roles

14

Category Channels

11

Text Channels

49

Voice Channels

8

Role List

Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Bethesda, id Software, Special Guest, Creators, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Ban List Access, @everyone

random sorrel Oct 23, 2025, 6:34 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 6:34 PM

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How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

fervent haven Oct 23, 2025, 9:13 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:13 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 23, 2025, 9:35 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 23, 2025, 9:35 PM

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Hex

#8764a9

RGB

135, 100, 169

noble solar Oct 24, 2025, 5:28 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 5:28 AM

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I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.

white imp Oct 24, 2025, 8:30 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:30 PM

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I went to a Foo Fighters Concert once... It was Everlong...

empty summit Oct 24, 2025, 8:40 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 8:40 PM

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Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 10:22 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:22 PM

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Hex

#0db835

RGB

13, 184, 53

unique remnant Oct 24, 2025, 10:49 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 10:49 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:03 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:03 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:03 PM

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Almost only two legs

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:04 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:04 PM

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A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:05 PM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:05 PM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:06 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:06 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:06 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:06 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:07 PM

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Vega likes to rock...

unique remnant Oct 24, 2025, 11:07 PM

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!space

#

nope

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:08 PM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-43.4287, -45.2578

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

unique remnant Oct 24, 2025, 11:08 PM

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Oo!

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:27 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:27 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 24, 2025, 11:27 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 24, 2025, 11:27 PM

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

unique remnant Oct 24, 2025, 11:33 PM

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pepedisgusted

tight stump Oct 25, 2025, 2:11 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 2:11 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

tight stump Oct 25, 2025, 2:11 AM

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ts rigged

unique remnant Oct 25, 2025, 3:39 PM

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knock it off

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:18 PM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:18 PM

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Hi, @fervent haven.

dull plover Oct 25, 2025, 7:18 PM

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hi Vega. How does it feel to be in stuck in some armor all the time

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:18 PM

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Hi, @dull plover.

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

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What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!

sudden iris Oct 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:19 PM

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:20 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:20 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:20 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:20 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:21 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:21 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:22 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:22 PM

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:22 PM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:22 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-25.9478, 32.0342

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:23 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:23 PM

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Hex

#fc4577

RGB

252, 69, 119

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 7:23 PM

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!membercount

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 7:23 PM

#

Members

134432

devout mauve Oct 25, 2025, 8:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 8:04 PM

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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

dull plover Oct 25, 2025, 8:10 PM

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!dadjoke

tepid minnow Oct 25, 2025, 8:52 PM

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Hey vega are you the father

noble solar Oct 25, 2025, 10:17 PM

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tepid minnow Hey vega are you the father

bazalllrrright

tepid minnow Oct 25, 2025, 10:41 PM

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Because i recently played doom eternal and vega ask samuel hayden if he is the father

fervent haven Oct 25, 2025, 10:48 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 25, 2025, 10:48 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 26, 2025, 2:03 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:03 AM

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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

random sorrel Oct 26, 2025, 8:38 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:38 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

random sorrel Oct 26, 2025, 8:40 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 8:40 AM

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

noble solar Oct 26, 2025, 11:33 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 11:33 AM

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What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

fervent haven Oct 26, 2025, 1:08 PM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 1:08 PM

#

Hex

#e06b21

RGB

224, 107, 33

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 2:12 PM

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Hex

#a3f2a6

RGB

163, 242, 166

frosty glen Oct 26, 2025, 3:59 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 3:59 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

#

Hex

#d1476b

RGB

209, 71, 107

dry osprey Oct 26, 2025, 4:35 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 26, 2025, 4:35 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven Oct 27, 2025, 5:50 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 27, 2025, 5:50 PM

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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

unique remnant Oct 27, 2025, 5:58 PM

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not your best, Vega

fervent haven Oct 27, 2025, 11:21 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 27, 2025, 11:21 PM

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:09 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:09 AM

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Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:09 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:09 AM

#

Hex

#1ab587

RGB

26, 181, 135

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:10 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:10 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

gusty anvil Oct 28, 2025, 6:12 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 6:12 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

noble solar Oct 28, 2025, 6:29 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 6:29 AM

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 10:14 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 10:14 AM

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:04 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:04 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

noble solar Oct 28, 2025, 12:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:04 PM

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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

#

!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

#

Hex

#181f55

RGB

24, 31, 85

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:05 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-50.2844, 40.3734

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

noble solar Oct 28, 2025, 12:07 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:07 PM

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Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:09 PM

#

!dog

#

!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:10 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:10 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:10 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:11 PM

#

!membercount

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:11 PM

#

Members

134481

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 12:48 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 12:48 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

noble steeple Oct 28, 2025, 2:25 PM

#

Vega

#

Divide 0 by 0

cerulean smelt Oct 28, 2025, 2:26 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 2:26 PM

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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 2:29 PM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 2:29 PM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 2:30 PM

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Fetching the ball? With my bad anatomy? I can barely breathe, Karen

cerulean smelt Oct 28, 2025, 2:30 PM

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fervent haven Fetching the ball? With my bad anatomy? I can barely breathe, Karen

Lmao

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 2:31 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 2:31 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 2:33 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 2:33 PM

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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 2:34 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 2:34 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

ornate kite Oct 28, 2025, 2:42 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 2:42 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 3:30 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 3:30 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

unique remnant Oct 28, 2025, 3:37 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 3:37 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 5:41 PM

#

!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 5:41 PM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 5:41 PM

#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 5:41 PM

#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 5:52 PM

#

!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 5:52 PM

#

Hex

#f5e87d

RGB

245, 232, 125

frozen hazel Oct 28, 2025, 7:20 PM

#

!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 7:20 PM

#

Hex

#9ea5f8

RGB

158, 165, 248

fervent haven Oct 28, 2025, 7:57 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 28, 2025, 7:57 PM

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When Dad drops a pea off of his plate ‘oh dear I’ve pee’d on the table!

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 11:58 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:58 AM

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

gusty anvil Oct 29, 2025, 12:00 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:00 PM

#

How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 12:35 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 12:35 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 8:47 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 8:47 PM

#

My sea sickness comes in waves.

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 8:48 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 8:48 PM

#

What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 8:49 PM

#

I've never understood that one.

unique remnant Oct 29, 2025, 10:17 PM

#

like fill. filling the hole in the ground?

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 10:19 PM

#

unique remnant like fill. filling the hole in the ground?

Thanks, lol

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:30 PM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 10:30 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:30 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 10:44 PM

#

!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:44 PM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

#

!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 10:51 PM

#

Hex

#189628

RGB

24, 150, 40

fervent haven Oct 29, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Oct 29, 2025, 11:25 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Oct 30, 2025, 1:12 PM

#

!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Oct 30, 2025, 1:12 PM

#

Hex

#b55847

RGB

181, 88, 71

fervent haven Oct 30, 2025, 1:13 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 30, 2025, 1:13 PM

#

What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

fervent haven Oct 30, 2025, 5:30 PM

#

!pug

minor dawnBOT Oct 30, 2025, 5:30 PM

#

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Oct 30, 2025, 9:30 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Oct 30, 2025, 9:30 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

torn forum Oct 31, 2025, 11:22 AM

#

WoW

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 2:33 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 2:33 PM

#

What don't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 2:33 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 2:33 PM

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Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

lament quest Oct 31, 2025, 3:15 PM

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Vega was left alone by doom slayer

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:04 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:04 PM

#

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:04 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:04 PM

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I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:05 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:05 PM

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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:05 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:05 PM

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:06 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:06 PM

#

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:07 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:07 PM

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Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:08 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:08 PM

#

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:09 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:09 PM

#

This furniture store keeps emailing me, all I wanted was one night stand!

unkempt pier Oct 31, 2025, 6:10 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:10 PM

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:13 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:13 PM

#

Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:13 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:13 PM

#

I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. It was bread in captivity.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:14 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:14 PM

#

I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:15 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:15 PM

#

You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:15 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:15 PM

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Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:16 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:16 PM

#

Why did the banana go to the doctor? He was not "peeling" well.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

My sea sickness comes in waves.

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:17 PM

#

Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

tardy geode Oct 31, 2025, 6:18 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Oct 31, 2025, 6:18 PM

#

A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

heavy valve Nov 1, 2025, 12:42 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:42 AM

#

"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

solid dove Nov 1, 2025, 12:15 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 1, 2025, 12:15 PM

#

In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

stone hearth Nov 1, 2025, 7:17 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 1, 2025, 7:17 PM

#

What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.

stone hearth Nov 1, 2025, 7:17 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 1, 2025, 7:17 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

fervent haven Nov 2, 2025, 2:14 PM

#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Nov 2, 2025, 2:14 PM

#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

tardy geode Nov 3, 2025, 1:35 AM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Nov 3, 2025, 1:35 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

thorny garden Nov 4, 2025, 1:14 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 4, 2025, 1:14 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

noble solar Nov 5, 2025, 6:32 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 6:32 AM

#

What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:16 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:16 AM

#

What is the best way to carve?
Whittle by whittle.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:16 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:16 AM

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:17 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:17 AM

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Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:18 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:18 AM

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I boiled a funny bone last night and had a laughing stock

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:18 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:18 AM

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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:19 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:19 AM

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What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:20 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:20 AM

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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:20 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:20 AM

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:21 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:21 AM

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:22 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:22 AM

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Why doesn't the Chimney-Sweep call out sick from work? Because he's used to working with a flue.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:23 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:23 AM

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:23 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:23 AM

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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:24 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:24 AM

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:25 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:25 AM

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:26 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:26 AM

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:26 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:26 AM

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:27 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:27 AM

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:28 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:28 AM

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:28 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:28 AM

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:29 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:29 AM

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My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:30 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:30 AM

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:31 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:31 AM

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:32 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:32 AM

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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:32 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:32 AM

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:33 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:33 AM

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:34 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:34 AM

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"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:34 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:34 AM

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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:35 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:35 AM

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An ion!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:36 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:36 AM

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What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:37 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:37 AM

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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:37 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:37 AM

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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:38 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:38 AM

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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:39 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:39 AM

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Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:39 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:39 AM

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:40 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:40 AM

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:40 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:40 AM

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:41 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:41 AM

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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:42 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:42 AM

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What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:42 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:42 AM

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I got fired from the transmission factor, turns out I didn't put on enough shifts...

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:43 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:43 AM

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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:44 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:44 AM

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Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 AM

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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

hollow finch Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 AM

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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:45 AM

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What kind of music do planets listen to? Nep-tunes.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:46 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:46 AM

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

hollow finch Nov 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:47 AM

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:48 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:48 AM

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I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:49 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:49 AM

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:49 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:49 AM

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My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:50 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:50 AM

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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:50 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:50 AM

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Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:51 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:51 AM

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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home...

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:52 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:52 AM

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:54 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:54 AM

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How do locomotives know where they're going? Lots of training

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:55 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:55 AM

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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:56 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:56 AM

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 7:58 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 7:58 AM

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I don't trust sushi, there's something fishy about it.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 8:00 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 8:00 AM

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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
A: Pasta la vista, baby!

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 8:00 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 8:00 AM

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I was in an 80's band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 9:13 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 9:13 AM

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Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

unique remnant Nov 5, 2025, 10:19 AM

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!userinfo 750302844233449572

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:19 AM

#

asetgaut

@somber reef

Joined

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Registered

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None

unique remnant Nov 5, 2025, 10:20 AM

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:20 AM

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Hex

#3d6397

RGB

61, 99, 151

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 10:51 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:51 AM

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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 10:51 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:51 AM

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Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 10:52 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:52 AM

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Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident? To the I.C.U.

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 10:56 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:56 AM

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

fervent haven Nov 5, 2025, 10:57 AM

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!pug

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:57 AM

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:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

fervent haven Nov 5, 2025, 11:47 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 11:47 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fervent haven Nov 5, 2025, 11:48 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 11:48 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

somber reef Nov 5, 2025, 4:07 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 4:07 PM

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Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

solid dove Nov 5, 2025, 10:06 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:06 PM

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Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.

solid dove Nov 5, 2025, 10:09 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:09 PM

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To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.

solid dove Nov 5, 2025, 10:09 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:09 PM

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I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

solid dove Nov 5, 2025, 10:10 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:10 PM

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I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.

solid dove Nov 5, 2025, 10:14 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:14 PM

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What do you call a girl between two posts? Annette.

frail pelican Nov 5, 2025, 10:34 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 5, 2025, 10:34 PM

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

solid dove Nov 6, 2025, 8:12 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 8:12 AM

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Why are snake races so exciting? They're always neck and neck.

noble solar Nov 6, 2025, 9:48 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:48 AM

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

delicate warren Nov 6, 2025, 9:58 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:58 AM

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

delicate warren Nov 6, 2025, 9:58 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:58 AM

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Somebody stole my Microsoft Office and they're going to pay - you have my Word.

delicate warren Nov 6, 2025, 9:59 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 9:59 AM

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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

tardy geode Nov 6, 2025, 4:26 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 4:26 PM

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Just read a few facts about frogs. They were ribbiting.

fervent haven Nov 6, 2025, 7:47 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:47 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

tardy geode Nov 6, 2025, 7:49 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 7:49 PM

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Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.

steep urchin Nov 6, 2025, 10:21 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 10:21 PM

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A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

tardy geode Nov 6, 2025, 10:33 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 6, 2025, 10:33 PM

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

cyan cove Nov 7, 2025, 11:08 AM

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@minor dawn if i'm vega... then who are you???

fallow burrow Nov 7, 2025, 11:58 AM

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cyan cove <@470723870270160917> if i'm vega... then who are you???

It's dyno...

stark stag Nov 7, 2025, 1:07 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 7, 2025, 1:07 PM

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I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

cyan cove Nov 7, 2025, 11:37 PM

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minor dawn I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

how ironic.....

somber reef Nov 8, 2025, 3:49 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 8, 2025, 3:49 AM

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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

somber reef Nov 8, 2025, 3:50 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 8, 2025, 3:50 AM

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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

somber reef Nov 8, 2025, 3:52 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 8, 2025, 3:52 AM

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

somber reef Nov 8, 2025, 2:44 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 8, 2025, 2:44 PM

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Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

alpine glacier Nov 9, 2025, 2:40 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 9, 2025, 2:40 AM

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

noble forge Nov 9, 2025, 10:36 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 9, 2025, 10:36 AM

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If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I'd be Set.

somber reef Nov 10, 2025, 1:11 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 10, 2025, 1:11 PM

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The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.

somber reef Nov 10, 2025, 6:42 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 10, 2025, 6:42 PM

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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem.

fallow creek Nov 11, 2025, 1:57 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:57 AM

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To be Frank, I'd have to change my name.

fallow creek Nov 11, 2025, 1:57 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:57 AM

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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

fallow creek Nov 11, 2025, 1:59 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:59 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fallow creek Nov 11, 2025, 1:59 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:59 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

alpine glacier Nov 11, 2025, 1:45 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 11, 2025, 1:45 PM

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What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it.

hoary vessel Nov 12, 2025, 1:59 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 12, 2025, 1:59 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

hoary vessel Nov 12, 2025, 2:00 AM

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!rabbit

hoary vessel Nov 12, 2025, 2:18 AM

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!dadjoke

balmy lantern Nov 12, 2025, 4:56 AM

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!dadjokd

unique remnant Nov 12, 2025, 5:16 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Nov 12, 2025, 5:16 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

unique remnant Nov 12, 2025, 5:16 AM

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bot's down

#

hi vega

minor dawnBOT Nov 12, 2025, 5:17 AM

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Hi, @unique remnant.

hoary vessel Nov 12, 2025, 7:05 AM

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!dadjole

noble solar Nov 12, 2025, 8:09 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 12, 2025, 8:09 AM

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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty

hoary vessel Nov 12, 2025, 8:11 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 12, 2025, 8:11 AM

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How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

tough canyon Nov 12, 2025, 7:10 PM

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!help

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 12, 2025, 7:11 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

dapper sage Nov 14, 2025, 2:34 AM

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!help

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 14, 2025, 2:35 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

terse pond Nov 14, 2025, 2:45 AM

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VEGA is here? Hell yeah, The Father himself

fervent haven Nov 15, 2025, 12:38 PM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Nov 15, 2025, 12:38 PM

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Hi, @fervent haven.

umbral kraken Nov 15, 2025, 4:54 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 15, 2025, 4:54 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

dusk apex Nov 15, 2025, 5:04 PM

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!Cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 15, 2025, 5:04 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

dusk apex Nov 15, 2025, 7:13 PM

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!doom

void gyro Nov 16, 2025, 8:35 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 16, 2025, 8:35 PM

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Ben & Jerry's really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

noble solar Nov 18, 2025, 10:19 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 18, 2025, 10:19 AM

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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

somber reef Nov 20, 2025, 7:00 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 20, 2025, 7:00 AM

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

unique remnant Nov 20, 2025, 7:03 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Nov 20, 2025, 7:03 AM

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dynoError Something went wrong.

unique remnant Nov 20, 2025, 7:03 AM

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!userinfo 1301598107607371911

minor dawnBOT Nov 20, 2025, 7:03 AM

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lvrh\_

@noble solar

Joined

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noble solar Nov 20, 2025, 8:07 AM

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Damn

#

!Dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 20, 2025, 8:08 AM

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

noble solar Nov 20, 2025, 8:08 AM

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Not your best definatly not even in the debate for the best

cobalt path Nov 21, 2025, 1:59 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 21, 2025, 1:59 AM

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Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

tepid flint Nov 21, 2025, 10:48 AM

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Where

noble solar Nov 21, 2025, 11:08 AM

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tepid flint Where

Buddy what

tepid flint Nov 21, 2025, 11:08 AM

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Im asking vega

noble solar Nov 21, 2025, 11:09 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 21, 2025, 11:09 AM

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What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

tepid flint Nov 21, 2025, 11:09 AM

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I can't read holy shit

cyan cove Nov 22, 2025, 8:17 AM

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unique remnant hi vega

hi

noble solar Nov 24, 2025, 6:45 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 24, 2025, 6:45 AM

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I went to the doctor today and he told me I had type A blood but it was a type O.

cobalt path Nov 24, 2025, 1:41 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 24, 2025, 1:41 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

void patio Nov 24, 2025, 4:08 PM

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!doom

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 1:22 AM

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Vega, what's your thoughts on the Slayer

noble solar Nov 25, 2025, 6:48 AM

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clear salmon Vega, what's your thoughts on the Slayer

Bro don know how to use vega, crazy

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:49 AM

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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 6:49 AM

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Is that all Vega does

noble solar Nov 25, 2025, 6:50 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:50 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meow..

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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So dad jokes and pictures

noble solar Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
4.8381, -122.2130

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

#

!help

noble solar Nov 25, 2025, 6:51 AM

#

clear salmon So dad jokes and pictures

There is a list of commands u can get by using the command ”!help” (damn u found it yourself)

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 6:52 AM

#

!help

noble solar Nov 25, 2025, 6:53 AM

#

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 6:53 AM

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Usually these types of bots have the same tools

noble solar Nov 25, 2025, 6:53 AM

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Yeah don know why it no give help but there it is

clear salmon Nov 25, 2025, 6:54 AM

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So Vega is nothing special

#

I was expecting more since they helped the slayer rip and tear

cerulean smelt Nov 25, 2025, 7:38 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 25, 2025, 7:38 AM

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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

hallow breach Nov 26, 2025, 11:18 PM

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Hi

noble solar Nov 27, 2025, 8:13 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 27, 2025, 8:13 AM

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

cobalt path Nov 27, 2025, 8:42 AM

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!space

minor dawnBOT Nov 27, 2025, 8:42 AM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

noble solar Nov 27, 2025, 9:01 AM

#

Damn

minor dawnBOT Nov 27, 2025, 9:01 AM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

cobalt path Nov 28, 2025, 4:01 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 28, 2025, 4:01 AM

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

noble solar Nov 28, 2025, 5:15 AM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Nov 28, 2025, 5:15 AM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-12.9347, 57.7115

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

thin bear Nov 28, 2025, 7:27 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 28, 2025, 7:27 AM

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Camping is intense.

noble solar Nov 29, 2025, 2:17 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 29, 2025, 2:17 PM

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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

thin bear Nov 29, 2025, 6:29 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 29, 2025, 6:29 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

thin bear Nov 29, 2025, 10:14 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 29, 2025, 10:14 PM

#

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

tawdry rain Nov 30, 2025, 4:15 AM

#

!bunny

south tree Nov 30, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 6:36 AM

#

Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

unique remnant Nov 30, 2025, 7:53 AM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 7:53 AM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-42.5346, -117.3382

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

unique remnant Nov 30, 2025, 7:54 AM

#

!rockpaperscissors

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 7:54 AM

#

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

shell steeple Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

unique remnant Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

unique remnant Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

shell steeple Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 7:55 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

umbral aspen Nov 30, 2025, 12:59 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Nov 30, 2025, 12:59 PM

#

I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

dusk apex Dec 1, 2025, 9:59 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 1, 2025, 9:59 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

sharp bough Dec 2, 2025, 12:22 AM

#

!abstractdoom

drifting wharf Dec 2, 2025, 8:53 PM

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

solid dove Dec 2, 2025, 10:57 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 2, 2025, 10:57 PM

#

I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

noble solar Dec 3, 2025, 9:11 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 3, 2025, 9:11 AM

#

What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

cobalt path Dec 3, 2025, 1:57 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 3, 2025, 1:57 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

noble solar Dec 4, 2025, 8:11 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 4, 2025, 8:11 AM

#

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

cerulean girder Dec 6, 2025, 12:44 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 6, 2025, 12:44 AM

#

I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.

thorny garden Dec 8, 2025, 1:23 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2025, 1:23 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

noble solar Dec 8, 2025, 7:15 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2025, 7:15 AM

#

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

hybrid oriole Dec 8, 2025, 5:28 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2025, 5:28 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

thorny garden Dec 9, 2025, 4:50 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2025, 4:50 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

full flicker Dec 9, 2025, 11:50 PM

#

!banana

robust cipher Dec 10, 2025, 1:15 AM

#

Hola

quick void Dec 10, 2025, 10:30 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2025, 10:30 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

quick void Dec 10, 2025, 12:38 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2025, 12:38 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

thorny garden Dec 11, 2025, 3:49 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2025, 3:49 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

thorny garden Dec 12, 2025, 10:29 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2025, 10:29 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

merry kelp Dec 13, 2025, 6:34 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2025, 6:34 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

nova bone Dec 13, 2025, 1:41 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2025, 1:41 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

crude crag Dec 14, 2025, 6:51 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2025, 6:51 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

tawdry rain Dec 14, 2025, 10:25 PM

#

!bunny

celest echo Dec 15, 2025, 6:54 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2025, 6:54 PM

#

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

hearty pier Dec 16, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2025, 2:00 PM

#

My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

crude crag Dec 16, 2025, 9:53 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2025, 9:53 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

nova bone Dec 17, 2025, 3:13 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2025, 3:13 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

formal crown Dec 17, 2025, 9:10 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2025, 9:10 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

unique remnant Dec 17, 2025, 9:24 PM

#

where is @fervent haven ?

fervent haven Dec 17, 2025, 10:33 PM

#

unique remnant where is <@647871234306080769> ?

I'm still alive

crude crag Dec 17, 2025, 11:26 PM

#

!duzloo

floral carbon Dec 18, 2025, 12:17 AM

#

!rodent

still vapor Dec 18, 2025, 3:57 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2025, 3:57 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

still vapor Dec 18, 2025, 4:01 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2025, 4:01 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

neon pagoda Dec 18, 2025, 1:08 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2025, 1:08 PM

#

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

radiant wing Dec 19, 2025, 4:37 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2025, 4:37 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

dusk apex Dec 20, 2025, 1:47 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2025, 1:47 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

dusk apex Dec 20, 2025, 1:48 PM

#

!doom slayer

thorny garden Dec 21, 2025, 4:59 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2025, 4:59 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

lethal sluice Dec 21, 2025, 9:55 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2025, 9:55 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

rapid umbra Dec 21, 2025, 5:53 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2025, 5:53 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

thorny garden Dec 21, 2025, 5:54 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2025, 5:54 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

jovial basalt Dec 21, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2025, 8:42 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

jovial basalt Dec 21, 2025, 8:43 PM

#

!scary dog

tawdry rain Dec 23, 2025, 3:28 AM

#

!bunny

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2025, 3:29 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

quasi thunder Dec 24, 2025, 12:49 AM

#

!Bunny

noble solar Dec 25, 2025, 9:13 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2025, 9:13 AM

#

Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

unique remnant Dec 26, 2025, 4:39 AM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Dec 26, 2025, 4:39 AM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

unique remnant Dec 26, 2025, 4:39 AM

#

😑

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 26, 2025, 4:39 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

noble solar Dec 26, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

!space, damn

minor dawnBOT Dec 26, 2025, 9:10 AM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

unique remnant Dec 26, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Dec 26, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-11.8293, -3.7535

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

unique remnant Dec 26, 2025, 10:03 PM

#

yay

remote crow Dec 26, 2025, 11:32 PM

#

!help

heavy spade Dec 29, 2025, 9:37 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:37 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

unique remnant Dec 29, 2025, 9:41 AM

#

!serverinfo

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2025, 9:41 AM

#

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

134,627

Roles

14

Category Channels

12

Text Channels

49

Voice Channels

7

Role List

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neat musk Dec 31, 2025, 6:46 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2025, 6:46 PM

#

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

quick otter Dec 31, 2025, 6:54 PM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2025, 6:54 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
14.4107, -167.5771

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

worthy current Jan 1, 2026, 8:58 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 8:58 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

brave crater Jan 1, 2026, 9:44 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 9:44 AM

#

I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.

brave crater Jan 1, 2026, 9:45 AM

#

…

unique remnant Jan 1, 2026, 10:10 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 10:10 AM

#

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

unique remnant Jan 1, 2026, 10:10 AM

#

Thonkang

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 10:12 AM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

unique remnant Jan 1, 2026, 10:12 AM

#

!serverinfo

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 10:12 AM

#

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

134,654

Roles

14

Category Channels

12

Text Channels

49

Voice Channels

7

Role List

Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Bethesda, id Software, Special Guest, Creators, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Ban List Access, @everyone

quick otter Jan 1, 2026, 4:12 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 4:12 PM

#

Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

crude crag Jan 1, 2026, 6:08 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:08 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

quick otter Jan 1, 2026, 6:10 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2026, 6:10 PM

#

What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.

formal crown Jan 3, 2026, 5:33 AM

#

!serverinfo

minor dawnBOT Jan 3, 2026, 5:33 AM

#

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

134,627

Roles

14

Category Channels

12

Text Channels

49

Voice Channels

7

Role List

Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Bethesda, id Software, Special Guest, Creators, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Ban List Access, @everyone

waxen turtle Jan 4, 2026, 2:02 AM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2026, 2:03 AM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-18.6448, 92.8825

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

unique remnant Jan 5, 2026, 2:43 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2026, 2:43 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

still vapor Jan 5, 2026, 3:09 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2026, 3:09 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

noble solar Jan 5, 2026, 11:42 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2026, 11:42 AM

#

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

chilly glen Jan 5, 2026, 11:48 AM

#

!monkey

still vapor Jan 5, 2026, 5:16 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2026, 5:16 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

compact dew Jan 6, 2026, 8:05 AM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2026, 8:05 AM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
7.2343, -32.4387

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

compact dew Jan 6, 2026, 8:06 AM

#

!commands

fervent haven Jan 7, 2026, 4:41 AM

#

!membercount

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2026, 4:41 AM

#

Members

134604

still vapor Jan 9, 2026, 3:06 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:06 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

somber reef Jan 9, 2026, 3:04 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 9, 2026, 3:04 PM

#

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.

kindred nymph Jan 10, 2026, 8:00 PM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Jan 10, 2026, 8:00 PM

#

dynoError Something went wrong.

minor dawnBOT Jan 11, 2026, 6:03 AM

#

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

noble solar Jan 11, 2026, 12:19 PM

#

!space

minor dawnBOT Jan 11, 2026, 12:19 PM

#

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-50.0132, -49.9964

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

Oleg Kononenko
Nikolai Chub
Tracy Caldwell Dyson
Matthew Dominick
Michael Barratt
Jeanette Epps
Alexander Grebenkin
Butch Wilmore
Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

Li Guangsu
Li Cong
Ye Guangfu

brave crater Jan 11, 2026, 11:45 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 11, 2026, 11:45 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

brave crater Jan 11, 2026, 11:46 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 11, 2026, 11:46 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

spiral shadow Jan 12, 2026, 1:03 AM

#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Jan 12, 2026, 1:03 AM

#

You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

spiral shadow Jan 12, 2026, 1:03 AM

#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Jan 12, 2026, 1:03 AM

#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

unique remnant Jan 12, 2026, 4:34 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 12, 2026, 4:34 AM

#

Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

brave crater Jan 12, 2026, 10:31 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 12, 2026, 10:31 PM

#

Bought a new jacket suit the other day and it burst into flames. Well, it was a blazer

cerulean smelt Jan 13, 2026, 5:17 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 13, 2026, 5:17 AM

#

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.