#vega-playground

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minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

thorny garden
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
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You chose My.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

stone atlas
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!rps BFG-10000

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg-10000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wild crane
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How

stone atlas
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!Rps kill_yourself

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Kill_yourself.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

stone atlas
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!rps the_entire_fucking_covenant

minor dawnBOT
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You chose The_entire_fucking_covenant.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

stone atlas
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!rps davoth

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Davoth.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

stone atlas
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Papers the doomslayer in disguise

scenic lynx
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

stone atlas
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What i dont understand is the profanity rule. The BFG stands for big fucking gun

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

timber pulsar
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█░█ █▀▀ █░ █░ █▀█ █
█▀█ ██▄ █▄ █▄ █▄█ ▄

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ꅐ꒤꓄ ꒯ꄲ ꅐꏂ ꒯ꄲ ꁝꏂꋪꏂ

fallow trail
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fallow trail
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!rps BFG9000

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg9000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

arctic lake
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!rps God

minor dawnBOT
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You chose God.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

arctic lake
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!rps Big Bird

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Big.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

light dagger
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Hi vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @light dagger.

light dagger
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Vega,tell a bad joke

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What was a more important invention than the first telephone? The second one.

timber pulsar
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Hello vega

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scenic lynx
minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @scenic lynx.

timber pulsar
scenic lynx
timber pulsar
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @timber pulsar.

timber pulsar
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Vega tell me a good dad joke

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Man I suck

scenic lynx
timber pulsar
scenic lynx
timber pulsar
scenic lynx
timber pulsar
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Happy

scenic lynx
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

timber pulsar
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.

timber pulsar
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

deep swallow
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I won an argument with a weather forecaster once. His logic was cloudy...

deep swallow
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!userinfo Ah22783

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ah22783

@sullen kite

Joined

Tue, Jan 2, 2024 6:25 AM

Registered

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stone atlas
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!userinfo xenodeath

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xenodeath.

@stone atlas

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scenic lynx
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!userinfo doomdouche93

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doomdouche93

@scenic lynx

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blazing crag
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!userinfo

minor dawnBOT
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zsigmond\_mester

@blazing crag

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timber pulsar
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

timber pulsar
timber pulsar
fossil tinsel
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
scenic lynx
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fluid otter
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Doomguy was an absolute legend for saving Vega in 2016

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

languid halo
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

old aspen
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

tall jasper
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
stone atlas
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

scenic lynx
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!membercount

minor dawnBOT
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Members

132935

fervent haven
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!dynoav

minor dawnBOT
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duzloo
Dyno Avatar
fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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dynoError Something went wrong.

scenic lynx
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!dynoav

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doomdouche93
Dyno Avatar
timber pulsar
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!rps

minor dawnBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

timber pulsar
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!rpspaper

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

timber pulsar
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Yay

rose sphinx
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Hi vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @rose sphinx.

rose sphinx
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-14.4792, 138.5243

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
stone atlas
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!dynoav

minor dawnBOT
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xenodeath.
Dyno Avatar
scenic lynx
stone atlas
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Can i beat the shit out of this AI?

scenic lynx
stone atlas
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Neither should i hurt serrat

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But samurs the only exception

fervent haven
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!dog

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!pug

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!cat

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Lol looks like Vega is afk

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
stone atlas
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!✈️ ✈️ 🏢 🏢

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!9/11

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!the_twin_towers

dusty sorrel
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Huh??!!!!!

thorny garden
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!hat

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What do you get hanging from Apple trees? Sore arms.

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!randomcolor

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Hex

#180fe8

RGB

24, 15, 232

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!membercount

minor dawnBOT
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Members

132994

fervent haven
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!membercount

minor dawnBOT
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Members

133005

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

timber pulsar
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

stone atlas
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!rps DOOM_Players

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doom_players.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

scenic lynx
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

old aspen
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!rock

dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

craggy marten
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
thorny garden
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

split karma
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!Kitten

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
old aspen
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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My sea sickness comes in waves.

kindred frigate
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!67

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

next dragon
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!darthvader

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
timber pulsar
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

timber pulsar
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Hi vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @timber pulsar.

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
stiff brook
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HI Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @stiff brook.

thorny garden
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
pliant owl
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
old aspen
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!dadjoke

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I won an argument with a weather forecaster once. His logic was cloudy...

pliant owl
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!fish

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!dog

minor dawnBOT
minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @floral otter.

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

warm urchin
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

warm urchin
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits!

fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven
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!membercount

minor dawnBOT
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Members

133271

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

warm urchin
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!momjoke

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

warm urchin
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thanks for the sediment shaped sediment. hm. hm

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
thorny garden
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

scenic lynx
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

rocky cove
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

timber pulsar
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

dusty sorrel
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

dusty sorrel
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W let's go

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!cheese

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

unique remnant
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

dusty sorrel
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That's actually funny ngl

verbal spindle
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

runic fern
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ok

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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!dadjoke

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Hi @minor dawn

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!rps paper

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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

dusty sorrel
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Huh

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!dadjoke

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

pale yarrow
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"

tough canyon
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!demon

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
craggy marten
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!dadjoke

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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

dusty sorrel
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

timber pulsar
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-39.1217, 168.1812

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
timber pulsar
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
proven condor
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Vega

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!explain doom lore

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How I use this

minor dawnBOT
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dynoError Something went wrong.

teal marsh
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
scenic lynx
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!help

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Alr, if you type !help, you can get a list of commands

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

rocky cove
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @rocky cove.

rocky cove
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

proven condor
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!help

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

proven condor
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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dynoError Something went wrong.

proven condor
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!dynoav

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duzloo
Dyno Avatar
rapid hamlet
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed? Your head hits the ceiling!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

hazy bramble
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!help

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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT
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Hex

#fe0fa5

RGB

254, 15, 165

hazy bramble
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!randomcolour

minor dawnBOT
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Hex

#e6bc46

RGB

230, 188, 70

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.

cerulean smelt
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!dadjoke

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

fervent haven
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!randomcolor

minor dawnBOT
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Hex

#40e299

RGB

64, 226, 153

proven condor
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean smelt
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean smelt
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

cerulean smelt
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Ha, found the crack in his armor

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean smelt
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean smelt
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean smelt
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Oh? Nvm lol its not a set pattern

proven condor
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
proven condor
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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What do you call corn that joins the army? Kernel.

proven condor
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!dadjoke

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What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.

proven condor
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

tough canyon
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!hayden

dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
proven condor
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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There are two types of people in this world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

tough canyon
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!help

fervent haven
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Hello Vega

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
gleaming cipher
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!shoot a hole

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
27.3814, 110.8171

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
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!cat

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!cat

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teal widget
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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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cosmic badger
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!dog

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cosmic badger
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Majestic

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!pug

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dusty sorrel
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!dadjoke

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How many seconds are in a year?
12.
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

unique remnant
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!dog

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

unique remnant
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yay bot is alive again

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!dadjoke

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Maybe! Maybe not!

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Hi Vega

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Hi, @fervent haven.

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half the commands seem to be back but not all

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Other servers are having issues too

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!dynoav lm_612

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lm\_612
Dyno Avatar
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!dog

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unique remnant
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!dadjoke

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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!serverinfo

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DOOM
Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

133,643

Roles

14

Category Channels

11

Text Channels

48

Voice Channels

8

Role List

Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Bethesda, id Software, Special Guest, Creators, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Ban List Access, @everyone

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!userinfo 647871234306080769

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duzloo

@fervent haven

Joined

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Registered

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Roles [0]

None

fervent haven
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Just a regular

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🎉

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One of the better ones

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
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!pug

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fervent haven
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Always so squishy lol

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!wolf

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nope

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wonder what animals it can do

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Nah, just cat, dog, and pug

scenic lynx
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!userinfo

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doomdouche93

@scenic lynx

Joined

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Registered

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Roles [0]

None

unique remnant
fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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Vega = Dyno. I've searched for that bot once lol

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
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!dadjoke

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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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!whois lm_612

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lm\_612

@unique remnant

Joined

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Acknowledgements

Server Moderator

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!space

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dynoError Something went wrong.

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!dog

minor dawnBOT
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!space

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dynoError Something went wrong.

scenic lynx
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!dadjoke

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I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!space

minor dawnBOT
#
ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-47.3324, 158.0318

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
fervent haven
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!membercount

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#
Members

133650

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!cat

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late kettle
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
craggy marten
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!dadjoke

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
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!pug

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cerulean smelt
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!dadjoke

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

fossil tinsel
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!cat

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flat gulch
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hi@minor dawn

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hi vega

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Hi, @unique remnant.

ionic compass
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Hi vega slay the heretic

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Hi, @ionic compass.

ionic compass
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!cat

#

dyno down

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!cat

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!pug

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bot is down for now @fervent haven

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In the Dyno server they posted it's down in all the servers

fervent haven
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Sad

unique remnant
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!cat

noble solar
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So still not working?

unique remnant
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nope

noble solar
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Damn

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

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!dadjoke

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Without geometry life is pointless.

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!pug

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thorny garden
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!dog

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unique remnant
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!cat

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fervent haven
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!space

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dynoError Something went wrong.

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!dog

unique remnant
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!cat

noble solar
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Damn

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😭 yeah Dyno's been down all day

noble solar
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Oof

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!cat

noble solar
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Damn still down

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!cat

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Hi Vega

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!dadjoke

noble solar
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Still down sadge

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!pug

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Aww...

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!rps rock

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Well not today looks like. Rip Vega

unique remnant
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!cat

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unique remnant
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she's back!

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@fervent haven @noble solar

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Yaaayy

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!pug

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!dadjoke

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A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!space

minor dawnBOT
#

dynoError Something went wrong.

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#

!membercount

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Members

133770

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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
50.0164, 174.2929

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
fervent haven
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North Pacific, you can type the coordinates into Google maps, it's fun to see

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

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!dadjoke

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!space

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#
ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
51.5465, 78.4422

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
fervent haven
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!distance

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dynoError Invalid coordinates, please provide two coordinate pairs. See distance help for more info.

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!distance help

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**Command:** !distance

Description: Get the distance between two sets of coordinates
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
!distance [coords] [coords]
Example:
!distance 51.295978,-1.104938 45.407692,2.4415

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!distance 50.0164,174.2929 51.5465,78.4422

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Lat/Lng 1

50.0164, 174.2929

Lat/Lng 2

51.5465, 78.4422

Distance (km)

6274.05

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!dog

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!cat

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cerulean girder
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Hi vega

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

cerulean girder
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!Funny black German shepherd

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Hello... Vega?

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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!help

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?dadjoke

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!dadjoke

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Want to hear a joke about construction? Nah, I'm still working on it.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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!dadjoke

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What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Why did the cookie cry?
Because his mother was a wafer so long

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!dadjoke

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

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!dadjoke

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What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

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!dadjoke

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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!dadjoke

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What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

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!dadjoke

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

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!dadjoke

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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador

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!dadjoke

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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!dadjoke

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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!dadjoke

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Have you ever seen fruit preserves being made? It's jarring.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?

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!dadjoke

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

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!dadjoke

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A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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!dadjoke

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

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!dadjoke

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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

drifting anchor
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!dadjoke

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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!dadjoke

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How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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!dadjoke

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A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

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!dadjoke

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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! Rps rock

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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Hi vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @cerulean girder.

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!black German shepherd

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!space

minor dawnBOT
#

dynoError Something went wrong.

cerulean girder
#

! German shepherd

fervent haven
#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
#

!space

minor dawnBOT
#
ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
12.7135, 19.9555

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
cerulean girder
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Rock paper scissors

fervent haven
minor dawnBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

cerulean girder
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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

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fervent haven
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!dog

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full stirrup
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Hello

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!dadjoke

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

fervent haven
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!space

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#
ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-40.0889, 41.1643

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
gilded quarry
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Yo vega who would win you or jarvis?

fervent haven
#

Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Camping is intense.

cerulean smelt
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Better !dadjoke

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!dadjoke

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What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
unique remnant
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!space

minor dawnBOT
#
ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
48.0368, 142.4317

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
fervent haven
#

!pug

minor dawnBOT
full stirrup
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
full stirrup
#

Hello Vega

fervent haven
#

Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

thorny garden
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean smelt
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!dadjoke

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

wary leaf
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
open ocean
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!bunny

noble solar
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
wraith maple
#

hi vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @wraith maple.

wraith maple
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dsd

deep pollen
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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
#

!space

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#
ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
14.0132, 83.9881

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
fervent haven
#

!membercount

minor dawnBOT
#
Members

133894

fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!dadjoke

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A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

fervent haven
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!space

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dynoError Something went wrong.

fervent haven
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!dog

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!pug

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!cat

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
13.1017, 114.4572

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
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!distance 14.0132,83.9881 31.1017,114.4572

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Lat/Lng 1

14.0132, 83.9881

Lat/Lng 2

31.1017, 114.4572

Distance (km)

3682.99

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!cat

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hmm great

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!userinfo 647871234306080769

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duzloo

@fervent haven

Joined

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Registered

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!dadjoke

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Velcro… What a rip-off.

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!userinfo LM_612

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lm\_612

@unique remnant

Joined

Sat, May 18, 2024 5:47 AM

Registered

Sun, Mar 24, 2024 5:16 PM

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Key Permissions

Manage Roles, Manage Messages, Manage Nicknames, Manage Emojis and Stickers, Kick Members, Ban Members, Mention Everyone, Timeout Members

Acknowledgements

Server Moderator

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!userinfo VEGA

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Dyno#5714

@minor dawn

Joined

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Registered

Sun, Jul 22, 2018 10:48 PM

Roles [2]

<@&843956170800758826> <@&169923564806340608>

Key Permissions

Administrator, Manage Server, Manage Roles, Manage Channels, Manage Messages, Manage Webhooks, Manage Nicknames, Manage Emojis and Stickers, Kick Members, Ban Members, Mention Everyone, Timeout Members

Acknowledgements

Server Admin

Dyno Team

A Real Dyno

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!pug

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!dog

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!cat

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

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!cat

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!pug

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!cat

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!dog

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!dynoav

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duzloo
Dyno Avatar
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!randomcolor

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Hex

#fdac83

RGB

253, 172, 131

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#131c3b

RGB

19, 28, 59

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#daceb8

RGB

218, 206, 184

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
32.3047, -40.0818

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#9a5228

RGB

154, 82, 40

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#9eff29

RGB

158, 255, 41

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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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!dadjoke

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A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!dadjoke

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#cdb088

RGB

205, 176, 136

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!dog

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#a3fc6c

RGB

163, 252, 108

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!dadjoke

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-20.2518, 71.0583

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**
  1. Oleg Kononenko
  2. Nikolai Chub
  3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
  4. Matthew Dominick
  5. Michael Barratt
  6. Jeanette Epps
  7. Alexander Grebenkin
  8. Butch Wilmore
  9. Sunita Williams
**Tiangong**
  1. Li Guangsu
  2. Li Cong
  3. Ye Guangfu
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!cat

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!dadjoke

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I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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!dadjoke

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A termite walks into a bar and asks “Is the bar tender here?”

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!

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!dadjoke

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A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Some people eat light bulbs. They say it's a nice light snack.

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!dadjoke

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How are false teeth like stars? They come out at night!

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Hi Vega

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Hi, @fervent haven.

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!dadjoke

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Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.

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!dadjoke

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Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#22d02c

RGB

34, 208, 44

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!dadjoke

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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

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!dadjoke

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"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."

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!dadjoke

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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

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!dog

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!pug

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!cat

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#95c237

RGB

149, 194, 55