vega-playground

[olive vapor]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[olive vapor]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[tough canyon]

!rps Gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[tough canyon]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[acoustic pumice]

!rps Papper

[minor dawn]

You chose Papper.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[carmine pecan]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[jolly inlet]

!rps bomb

[minor dawn]

You chose Bomb.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[scenic lynx]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[thorny kite]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[thorny kite]

:) I win!

[jovial maple]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[junior summit]

!rps nuke

[minor dawn]

You chose Nuke.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[jovial maple]

!rps BFG 9000

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[junior summit]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[jovial maple]

!rps shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Shotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[rapid shadow]

!rps cat

[minor dawn]

You chose Cat.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[rotund helm]

!rps Univers

[minor dawn]

You chose Univers.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[rotund helm]

!rps Stone

[minor dawn]

You chose Stone.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[rotund helm]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[old wraith]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[scenic lynx]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[random sorrel]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[faint vigil]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[tough canyon]

!axolotl

[tall igloo]

!rps 2012 gmc terran

[minor dawn]

You chose 2012.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[tall igloo]

!rps 1942germany

[minor dawn]

You chose 1942germany.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[cobalt hedge]

!rps the combined forces of the infinite duck of knowledge

[minor dawn]

You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[cobalt hedge]

!rps rock and paper and scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[potent swift]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[scenic lynx]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
27.9628, 76.0060

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Jul 14, 2025, 9:03 PM

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.

[balmy hinge]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”

[vivid grotto]

!rps bfg9000

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg9000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[torn zealot]

=serverinfo

[marsh shadow]

Server Information

Name

DOOM

ID

162891400684371968

Owner

@ruby flame

Icon

Link

Server Created

<t:1458906736:R>

Members

0

Channels

63

Roles

14

[tough canyon]

!rps Rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[thorny garden]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.

[fervent haven]

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

129958

Jul 18, 2025, 1:28 AM

[scenic lynx]

Only 42 until 130,000

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

129980

Jul 18, 2025, 7:27 AM

[scenic lynx]

20 more and it's and hopefully not a Friday

[late kettle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

[fervent haven]

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

130064

Jul 19, 2025, 4:16 AM

[karmic valve]

!help

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call two guys hanging out by your window? Kurt & Rod.

[karmic valve]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[grizzled mauve]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Coffee has a tough time at my house, every morning it gets mugged.

[pliant rune]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[frail vortex]

!football

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[knotty hound]

Hi

[knotty hound]

@minor dawn

[scenic lynx]

Hi @minor dawn

[real knot]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[knotty hound]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[cerulean girder]

hello vega. Any news about the demonic threat level?

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[stark briar]

I don’t this version of VEGA can help you with that, but can provide you with cute cat photos!

[scenic lynx]

Closest thing we got is iss info

[lethal idol]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[lethal idol]

Yippie

[signal cedar]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[signal cedar]

thank you vega, very cool

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!dynoav

[minor dawn]

duzloo

Dyno Avatar

[fervent haven]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

Space is broken 💀

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

rip space

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

"What time is it?" I don't know... it keeps changing.

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[lethal idol]

!owl

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-27.5513, 134.4813

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Jul 24, 2025, 4:33 PM

[stark briar]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[stark briar]

Thanks Vega!

[late kettle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[late kettle]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

[late kettle]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[keen kelp]

Vega locate the covenant

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[vague bear]

this thing is awesome....

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[vague bear]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[knotty hound]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[knotty hound]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[mint copper]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[harsh pier]

/afk

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @harsh pier.

[pale cave]

!rabbit

[carmine pecan]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[old wraith]

:dog

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

[cosmic quest]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @cosmic quest.

[pliant owl]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[hazy sphinx]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[scenic lynx]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[candid bronze]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[vague bear]

!-ug

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

[echo kite]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @echo kite.

[echo kite]

Get ready for doom dark ages

Doberman

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[candid bronze]

!dog

!pug

!dadjoke

§h¡T

[unique remnant]

!cat

[scenic lynx]

!cat

[unique remnant]

she's afk

[scenic lynx]

Oh, alr

[unique remnant]

!dog

[scenic lynx]

Hi vega

[noble solar]

!dog

[unique remnant]

Vega is still afk

[noble solar]

Damn

[hazy sphinx]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

!dynoav

[minor dawn]

duzloo

Dyno Avatar

[fervent haven]

Kinda works.

[shell steeple]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[shell steeple]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[shell steeple]

Hi Vega

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique remnant]

hi vega

[fervent haven]

!dynoav lm_612

[minor dawn]

lm\_612

Dyno Avatar

[unique remnant]

lol

[fervent haven]

!membercount

Images work, the rest not so much

[unique remnant]

I guess so

things are spotty today

[fervent haven]

!cat Wonder why.

[shell steeple]

!cat

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[shell steeple]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!avatar pablo.gonzalez2007

[minor dawn]

gigzymandias

Server Avatar

[unique remnant]

EWWWW

cursed

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[shell steeple]

!dog

[scenic lynx]

!dynoav

[minor dawn]

doomdouche93

Dyno Avatar

[shell steeple]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[unique remnant]

!squirrel

😭

🥀

[shell steeple]

!demon

[fervent haven]

!whois lm_612

[scenic lynx]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[unique remnant]

haha get bent

jk

we broke her

[fervent haven]

!space was always difficult

[shell steeple]

!whois vega

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[shell steeple]

!dog

[fervent haven]

!space

[scenic lynx]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Whats a penguins favorite relative? Aunt Arctica.

[fervent haven]

Huh

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[shell steeple]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[lyric vine]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[modest ridge]

How do I get the thing that says doom next to ur name

[scenic lynx]

Go to edit your profile, click on tags and equip it, then save

[modest ridge]

Okay

Wait where is tags

[scenic lynx]

It should be near the bottom if you scroll down

[hearty seal]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[sullen wyvern]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.

[unique remnant]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[sullen wolf]

!archvile

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

[fervent haven]

!space

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

130892

Jul 31, 2025, 9:58 PM

[fervent haven]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

130,892

Roles

14

Category Channels

10

Text Channels

45

Voice Channels

8

Role List

Head Administrator, Administrators, Moderators, Dyno, ModMail, Bethesda, id Software, Special Guest, Creators, Sentinels, Bots, Muted, Ban List Access, @everyone

ID: 162891400684371968 | Server Created · Mar 25, 2016, 11:52 AM

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

[fervent haven]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[thorny garden]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[vague bear]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[scenic lynx]

!rps rock

[thorny garden]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[uneven oasis]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[misty nebula]

Vega show me a hot pic of doomguy

!doomguy

[scenic lynx]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[flint nebula]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[loud axle]

!demon

[worn patio]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[worn patio]

!help

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

[worn patio]

!reps paper

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[fresh orbit]

What is this Vega playground for? I’m new to the server

[fervent haven]

Vega is Dyno, Dyno has commands, it's a bot, you can use Dyno's commands here. In doubt, search the internet for a list, it's not hard to find

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both become useless when you open windows.

[fervent haven]

!space

[fresh orbit]

Ohhh okay thanks👍

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[elfin prairie]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

[thick delta]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[scenic lynx]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[vague kiln]

!shotgun

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[vague kiln]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[vague kiln]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[vague bear]

!crab

[obtuse lily]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[noble vale]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[noble vale]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the half blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!

[vague bear]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

[wispy pilot]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @wispy pilot.

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-36.2375, -19.3464

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Aug 8, 2025, 5:04 AM

[devout idol]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[unique remnant]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[vague bear]

!space

[scenic lynx]

!rps scissors

[thorny garden]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

Something went wrong.

[sturdy river]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[torpid girder]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @torpid girder.

[torpid girder]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[teal marsh]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.

[vague bear]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[misty nebula]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.

[fervent haven]

!dynoav

[tight osprey]

!doom

[minor dawn]

duzloo

Dyno Avatar

[fervent haven]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

131,626

Roles

14

Category Channels

12

Text Channels

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8

Role List

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[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

[tight osprey]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[tight osprey]

!rps sword

[minor dawn]

You chose Sword.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[tight osprey]

!rps bfg

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[scenic lynx]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#31b969

RGB

49, 185, 105

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[scenic lynx]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#f57a62

RGB

245, 122, 98

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[surreal pine]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[indigo tusk]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[surreal pine]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[indigo tusk]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[surreal pine]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[surreal pine]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[indigo tusk]

4 ties

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[indigo tusk]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

👆 Wtf

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[dusty sorrel]

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @dusty sorrel.

[dusty sorrel]

The best part of doom in my opinion

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[scenic lynx]

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @scenic lynx.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

Vega I have a question

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

Something went wrong.

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.

[fervent haven]

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

131800

Aug 12, 2025, 8:21 PM

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[torpid girder]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[torpid girder]

!sock

[glass coral]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fossil tinsel]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fossil tinsel]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

Vega

I 100% doom the dark ages

[strange turtle]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[feral nacelle]

Vega why did Mars blow up

[scenic lynx]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[unique remnant]

hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @unique remnant.

[trail totem]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[trail totem]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[scenic lynx]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[thorny garden]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fossil tinsel]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[torpid girder]

!bottle

[hybrid ridge]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

!rps shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Shotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[dusty sorrel]

How

!rps shoot

[minor dawn]

You chose Shoot.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[dusty sorrel]

Uno reverse

!rps automatic win

[fossil tinsel]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @fervent haven.

[wild crane]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @wild crane.

[wild crane]

How are you?

[rocky cove]

Hi Vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @rocky cove.

[dusty sorrel]

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @dusty sorrel.

[dusty sorrel]

!rps gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[scenic lynx]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[dusty sorrel]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

[crimson shadow]

Hi VEGA

[minor dawn]

Hi, @crimson shadow.

[crimson shadow]

!rps shotgun

[minor dawn]

You chose Shotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

[drifting oyster]

Hello vega

Hi vega

[minor dawn]

Hi, @drifting oyster.

[drifting oyster]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[drifting oyster]

!rps doomslayer

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[wild crane]

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How do the trees get on the internet? They log on.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

!axolotl

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[thorny garden]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I wish I could clean mirrors for a living. It's just something I can see myself doing.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fleet gull]

https://tenor.com/view/what-dog-funny-whats-up-sup-gif-6692218508894037596

[sage furnace]

!bunny

!hello

How do I work vega?

[scenic lynx]

Just say "Hi vega" and it'll say hi back

[minor dawn]

Hi, @scenic lynx.

[sage furnace]

Lol

HI VEGAAAAAAAA

[minor dawn]

Hi, @sage furnace.

[sage furnace]

Vega Your cool

[granite pewter]

Hi Vega boiii

[minor dawn]

Hi, @granite pewter.

[granite pewter]

Vega give me status report of UAC

[unique jolt]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[unique jolt]

!daisy

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[unique jolt]

!rabbit

[fervent haven]

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

132386

Aug 22, 2025, 11:11 AM

[fervent haven]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#957cd2

RGB

149, 124, 210

[ruby spire]

Hi vegaaa

[minor dawn]

Hi, @ruby spire.

[rose sphinx]

Greetings, VEGA

[ruby spire]

!rps

[minor dawn]

**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

[fervent haven]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#83c169

RGB

131, 193, 105

[cerulean shale]

!monkey

[scenic lynx]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#380b63

RGB

56, 11, 99

[cerulean shale]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

Hex

#899c0a

RGB

137, 156, 10

[dusty sorrel]

!randomcolor

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple? A porky pine

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[fervent haven]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-12.5754, -69.2290

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Aug 23, 2025, 4:09 AM

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[sage furnace]

!doomguy

[fervent haven]

Only cat, dog, pug work... Vega is limited

[sage furnace]

Damn

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[sage furnace]

Isn't he a clever bot? We gotta make him more complex

[fervent haven]

Vega is Dyno, Dyno has commands. Google for Discord Dyno bot, you should find something

[sage furnace]

Huh isee

[fervent haven]

!dynoav mr_hell_katt

[minor dawn]

mr\_hell\_katt

Dyno Avatar

[fervent haven]

!serverinfo

[minor dawn]

DOOM

Owner

jasonthegamer

Members

132,439

Roles

14

Category Channels

11

Text Channels

48

Voice Channels

8

Role List

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ID: 162891400684371968 | Server Created · Mar 25, 2016, 11:52 AM

[sage furnace]

Woah

[fervent haven]

!whois jasonthegamer

[minor dawn]

jasonthegamer

@ruby flame

Joined

Fri, Jul 29, 2016 8:49 PM

Registered

Fri, Jul 29, 2016 8:49 PM

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Key Permissions

Administrator, Manage Server, Manage Roles, Manage Channels, Manage Messages, Manage Webhooks, Manage Nicknames, Manage Emojis and Stickers, Kick Members, Ban Members, Mention Everyone, Timeout Members

Acknowledgements

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ID: 208687419329871872 · Aug 23, 2025, 4:14 AM

[unique remnant]

!userinfo Duzloo

[minor dawn]

duzloo

@fervent haven

Joined

Sat, Apr 15, 2023 9:36 PM

Registered

Sat, Nov 23, 2019 6:48 PM

Roles [0]

None

ID: 647871234306080769 · Aug 23, 2025, 4:25 AM

[unique remnant]

🙂

[ruby spire]

!rps doomslayer

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[noble vale]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[agile cave]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.

[fervent haven]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[noble vale]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[noble vale]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[noble vale]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

[noble vale]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[noble vale]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

[fervent haven]

Biiig piiig

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"

[stone atlas]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.

[stone atlas]

!gun

!AK47

[thorny garden]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[stone atlas]

!chinese

[stone atlas]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

!bird

[gray minnow]

!Doom2016 cyberdemon

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[scenic lynx]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[dusty sorrel]

!rps @dusty sorrel wins

[minor dawn]

You chose @dusty sorrel.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground.

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.

[fervent haven]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#ff8f24

RGB

255, 143, 36

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[wild crane]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[wild crane]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

[fervent haven]

!pug

[minor dawn]

:carti:

🐶 Ruff!!

[fervent haven]

!space

[minor dawn]

ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-22.5114, -159.4607

Humans in Space (12):

**ISS**

1. Oleg Kononenko
2. Nikolai Chub
3. Tracy Caldwell Dyson
4. Matthew Dominick
5. Michael Barratt
6. Jeanette Epps
7. Alexander Grebenkin
8. Butch Wilmore
9. Sunita Williams

**Tiangong**

1. Li Guangsu
2. Li Cong
3. Ye Guangfu

Aug 25, 2025, 8:42 AM

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Without geometry life is pointless.

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.

[wild crane]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

My sea sickness comes in waves.

[wild crane]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[dusty sorrel]

!Soup

!chicken

[old aspen]

!lobster

[wild crane]

!cow

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

!Chicken

[old aspen]

!35dollarshrimpspecial

[wild crane]

!rabbit

[fervent haven]

!membercount

[minor dawn]

Members

132521

Aug 25, 2025, 9:11 AM

[dusty sorrel]

!rps @noble solar

[minor dawn]

You chose @noble solar.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

[noble solar]

TIN

[fervent haven]

!dynoav lvrh_

[minor dawn]

lvrh\_

Dyno Avatar

[noble solar]

Alright

[wild crane]

!dynoav clonejedi11017

[minor dawn]

clonejedi11017

Dyno Avatar

[fervent haven]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[wild crane]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

!rps cat

[minor dawn]

You chose Cat.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[wild crane]

!rps nuke

[minor dawn]

You chose Nuke.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[wild crane]

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HOW THE FUCK DOES PAPER WIN AGAINST A DAMNED NUKE

!rps gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[wild crane]

HOW

!rps BFG 9000

[minor dawn]

You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[wild crane]

!rps doom slayer

[minor dawn]

You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[wild crane]

!rps rock

[minor dawn]

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

[wild crane]

!rps son of a bitch

[minor dawn]

You chose Son.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[wild crane]

!rps God

[minor dawn]

You chose God.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[wild crane]

...

!rps Doomslayer

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[wild crane]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[stone atlas]

!rps doomslayer

[minor dawn]

You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[scenic lynx]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

[brazen plume]

!rps black hole

[minor dawn]

You chose Black.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[brazen plume]

!rps atomicbomb

[minor dawn]

You chose Atomicbomb.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[brazen plume]

!cat

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[brazen plume]

i hate slowmode

[dusty sorrel]

!airplane

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[dusty sorrel]

!car

[ebon steppe]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

!rps paper

[minor dawn]

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I tried to milk a cow today, but was unsuccessful. Udder failure.

[rapid shadow]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

[dapper ether]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.

[fervent haven]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[stone atlas]

!chinese

!rps gun

[minor dawn]

You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

[stone atlas]

!rps genocide your bloodline

[minor dawn]

You chose Genocide.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

[fervent haven]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[fervent haven]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#63c2e1

RGB

99, 194, 225

[old aspen]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[thorny garden]

!dog

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

[stone atlas]

!dwayne the rock johnson

[dusty sorrel]

!rps automaticwin

[minor dawn]

You chose Automaticwin.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

[dusty sorrel]

!rps scissors

[minor dawn]

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

[dusty sorrel]

W

[buoyant mirage]

!cat

[minor dawn]

Found one!

🐱 Meow..

[dusty sorrel]

That chicken look funny?

[fervent haven]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

[dusty sorrel]

!dadjoke

[minor dawn]

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

[scenic lynx]

!randomcolor

[minor dawn]

Hex

#0a8e82

RGB

10, 142, 130

[fervent haven]

Hi Vega