#vega-playground
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!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!cat
!rps hollow purple
You chose Hollow.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Doom
!dog
!pug
!rps Joe mama
You chose Joe.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!fish
!dadjoke
What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.
!dadjoke
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
!dadjoke
I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"
!dadjoke
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
!cat
!cat
!rps bfg 10k
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper!
!cat
!pug
!dog
Vega do you like men?
!dog
!car
!pug
!pug
!cat
!pug
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!space come on Vega
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You're a sandwich.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!space
!rps stone
You chose Stone.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps stone
You chose Stone.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!pug
!cat
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.
!serverinfo
jasonthegamer
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!pug
!dadjoke
If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
!rps your mom
You chose Your.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!
!pug
YEAH
!dadjoke
What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending
!cat
!pug
Hey vega
Hey, @hexed orchid!
!dog
!cat
!pug
hi vega
Hi, @raw swift.
!cat
!dadjoke
I’ve got this disease where I can’t stop making airport puns. The doctor says it terminal.
!rps deadeye
You chose Deadeye.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
Cute.
!dog
!dadjoke
My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.
!cat
thank you vega
!cat
!cat
!dinosaur
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!dog
Lol Doom 2016 multiplayer is dead...
depends on the platform and what time youre playing, ive managed to get most of the multiplayer achievements in just this month. also i hear european servers are more active
Vega
!cat
!dog
!daisy
this is rigged
!pug
!cat
!cat
!animal
!dog
!dog
!cat
!butts
you can't be serious
!cat
!dog
!pug
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
!dog
!rps Pepsi
You chose Pepsi.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!Yorkshire Terrier
!cat
!dog
!rps moon
You chose Moon.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!dadjoke
Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.
!pug
!space
!dadjoke
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.
Me: Well…. what do we do now?
Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.
Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
y'got to do it correctly the first time
!dadjoke
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Thx
!dadjoke
I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.
!cat
!dadjoke
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
!rps table
You chose Table.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
!space
!mars
!dadjoke
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
!dadjoke
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
!dadjoke
In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.
!space
Something went wrong.
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
Vega what’s up with mats
!dadjoke
What do you call an old snowman? Water.
!cat
!dog
!pug
!space
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!space
Something went wrong.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
!space
!flip
@fervent haven tails
!dadjoke
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft? Because he conditioned it.
!emotes
!roll d20
@fervent haven You rolled 12
!whois Vega
@minor dawn
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Administrator, Manage Server, Manage Roles, Manage Channels, Manage Messages, Manage Webhooks, Manage Nicknames, Manage Emojis and Stickers, Kick Members, Ban Members, Mention Everyone, Timeout Members
Server Admin
A Real Dyno
!randomcolor
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!randomcolor
!dadjoke
I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!randomcolor
!dog
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!roll d6
@fervent haven You rolled 1
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
!space
Something went wrong.
!pug
!cat
!space
!membercount
116845
!cat
!dadjoke
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
!PUG
!dude
!randomcolor
!space
Hi Vega
Hi, @vale nymph.
!dog
!dog
Hi Vega :)
Hi, @forest gyro.
!cat
!rps rocj
You chose Rocj.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps shotgun
You chose Shotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
oh woaaa that’s a BIG cat
!pug
!membercount
116773
!dadjoke
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.
!dadjoke
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Bullshit 
How does rock win
Rock jams BFG
Doomguy would eat the rock
!dadjoke
A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
How do you teach a kid to climb stairs? There is a step by step guide.
!dadjoke
Why is it always hot in the corner of a room? Because a corner is 90 degrees.
!dadjoke
Man, I really love my furniture... me and my recliner go way back.
!randomcolor
!dadjoke
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’
Tell me all your commands
!space
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!flip
@vale nymph heads
!randomcolor
!randomcolor
!cat
!pug
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!
!membercount
116723
vaga
!dadjoke
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
!dog
!cat
my cat's cooler than y'alls cats
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
gay
!bunny
!dog
!cat

!dog
!bird
!fish
!dog
!dadjoke
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
!space
Something went wrong.
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.
!cat
!pug
!cat
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
No vega in dark ages :(
!dadjoke
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.
!cat
!dog
!dadjoke
Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.
!randomcolor
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!horse
!DOOM
!randomcolor
That's a good purple vega, thanks :3
!dadjoke
Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!pug
!dynoav peaceful_anarchy
!membercount
116676
!space
Something went wrong.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!space
Something went wrong.
!space
!bomb
!cat
!creeper
!simpsons
!dog
!pug
!dadjoke
Why did the feline fail the lie detector test? Because he be lion.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!randomcolor
!dog
!dynoav Mattrix_king8
I couldn't find the user Mattrix_king8.
!dynoav mattrix_king8_61785
I couldn't find the user mattrix_king8_61785.
!dynoav mattix_king8_61785 lol I'm stupid
!membercount
116670
!dog
!pug
!dog
!dog
Something went wrong.
!dog
!flip
@vale nymph tails
!cat
!pug
!randomcolor
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin.
!randomcolor
!cat
!dog
!dynoav chicken jockey
!dynoav kaofangrchiji
!dadjoke
Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.
!dadjoke
Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.
!cat
!dadjoke
If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?
!dog
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
!cat
!cat
!cat
what is this?
vaga?
its "vega" 🤓
!kitty
!cat
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
hi vega
Hi, @tender peak.
Hi vega
Hi, @stray moon.
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!dadjoke
Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
!space
!dog
HI Vega
Hi, @hidden python.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!randomcolor
!randomcolor
Hi Vega
Hi, @mighty swallow.
!dadjoke
What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.
Hi Vega
Hi, @shy summit.
!pug
!dog
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps life support
You chose Life.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
hi vega
Hi, @quick orchid.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps your mom's left butt cheek
You chose Your.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps yourmomsleftbuttcheek
You chose Yourmomsleftbuttcheek.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!Jojo
!dog
!dadjoke
Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"
!cat
!cat
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps The Crucible
You chose The.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
i can’t believe Sarge from Doom 2005 won
!rps Daisy
You chose Daisy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
YOU MONSTER
!rps children
You chose Children.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Boywithcancer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps HugoMartin
You chose Hugomartin.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!commands
!dog
!rps cutepuppywhowilldieifittouchesrockpaperorscissors
You chose Cutepuppywhowilldieifittouchesrockpaperorscissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rank
!rps ur mother
You chose Ur.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps urmother
You chose Urmother.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!space
Something went wrong.
!space
Something went wrong.
!space
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.
!cat
!pug
!dog
!dadjoke
Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E? Because he had a vowel movement.
!cat
!rps tralalerotralalasharkwithblueshoes
You chose Tralalerotralalasharkwithblueshoes.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps DavothPreNerf
You chose Davothprenerf.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!dadjoke
Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.
!rps BlackHole
You chose Blackhole.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
That... huh?
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Anti-paper.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Rocket.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
no i win cause rocket is better
!cat
!cat
!cat
!rps thechristiangod
You chose Thechristiangod.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
Oh goodness gracious the beast
!dog
I looked at pasts rps games and does paper just win against everything?
The reason this even happens is because it's a failsafe (well, at least what I'm calling it) that doesn't end up crashing the bot, but also still gives the person who gave the command a reasonable output.
See, it's basically checking for some variation of rock, paper, or scissors. Any other input it doesn't know how to handle, so it falls back to the failsafe.
Well, that is also assuming they didn't put in a valid response. For the ones that did, well idfk, that's completely random.
The explanation is also my interpretation of what they may be doing. For all I know they could also just be doing simple if/else statement chains that just automatically picks the bot if none are true (tbh, this probably what's happening instead of my weird ass explanation).
!cat
!rps paper and rock
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paperandrock
You chose Paperandrock.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps Vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Wow. I did not expect that
!rps DoomSlayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
!pug
!dadjoke
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
!kittens
!cat
!seal
!space
Something went wrong.
!cat
!cat
!rps atomicbomb
You chose Atomicbomb.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
how...
!cat
I LOVE ORIENTAL KITTY
Bro just grew a cat😭 😭
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!cat
!portal to argent d'nur
!cat
!cat
Marauder’s dog
!space
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!
!dog
A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"
Something went wrong.
!argent d'nur
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!randomcolor
!avatar vergilfan_69
!dog
!randomcolor
!randomcolor
!portal to argent d'nur
!avatar
Vega is PEAK fiction gotta be my favorite gender
fr
Hello Vega.. where is he
Hi Vega
Hi, @tulip arrow.
Hi Vega
Hi, @grand roost.
Hi Vega
Hi, @empty talon.
Hi Vega
Hi, @snow thicket.
Good evening, VEGA
Hi Vega
Hi, @random sorrel.
Hi Vega
Hi, @wheat salmon.
hi vega
Hi, @quick orchid.
how are you vega
!dadjoke
The word queue is ironic. It's just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
!dadjoke
I wanted to be a tailor but I didn't suit the job
!dog
!dadjoke
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
hi vega
Hi, @nocturne schooner.
Hi vega :)
Hi, @snow thicket.
!cat
!dadjoke
A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”
!hi vega
Hi, @pliant owl.
!hi vega
Hi, @still trout.
!rps thomas(samurmaykrguy)
You chose Thomas(samurmaykrguy).
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!love you vega
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!








