#vega-playground
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Hi Vega
Hi, @timid meteor.
Hey, VEGA
!frog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!rabbit
!guineapig
!Doom
!cat
House
!cat
!house
!dog
!cat
!pug
!dog
!owl
!dog
!cat !dog
!cat
!chicken
!cow
!dog
!rabbit
!monkey
DOGGIES
!dog
!dog
Dog
!dog
!gamble
!cat
Damn vega 
!cat
!cat\
Vega
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!cat
!pug
!dadjoke
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
!space
!dog
!dadjoke
Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
!cat
!dadjoke
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.
Hi Vega
Hi, @sly drum.
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
Hi vega : D
Hi, @noble wasp.
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!
!cat
!dog
!pug
!membercount
114735
!space
!distance -26.9824 -107.8122, -1.3137 162.2509
Invalid coordinates, please provide two coordinate pairs. See distance help for more info.
!distance
Invalid coordinates, please provide two coordinate pairs. See distance help for more info.
!distance help
Description: Get the distance between two sets of coordinates
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
!distance [coords] [coords]
Example:
!distance 51.295978,-1.104938 45.407692,2.4415
!distance -26.9824,-107.8122 -1.3137,162.2509
-26.9824, -107.8122
-1.3137, 162.2509
10058.72
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
Vega real confirmed!!!!!1!!
!cat
!cat
! cat
!cat
!dog
!pug
!bulldog
It works fine @night grove, it just sends you a DM. If you have DMs off it won't send you anything
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I was looking for it in the channel.
What does VEGA stand for?
Looked it up, it doesn't really seem to mean anything
Anyway
!cat
!dog
!bunny
!pug
!dog
Doesn't that just blow your mind though, that they would name a channel without any meaning behind it?
I mean kinda but
!dog
!dog
!pug
!pug
It's named after VEGA, the character
!sausage
Is the character in DOOM universe because I've never heard of it.
Yeah he's in DOOM 2016 and Eternal
Ah, that explains it. I haven't played either of those 2 versions just yet. I'm working my way through the first DooM 3 release in 2004.
The funny thing is the only VEGA I know about is the Vega 7 graphics from AMD in my CPU. And they're not that scary.
!p diddy
!cat
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
Why does Han Solo like gum? It's chewy!
!cat
!space
!serverinfo
jasonthegamer
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Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!whois VEGA
@minor dawn
Mon, May 17, 2021 9:00 PM
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Administrator, Manage Server, Manage Roles, Manage Channels, Manage Messages, Manage Webhooks, Manage Nicknames, Manage Emojis and Stickers, Kick Members, Ban Members, Mention Everyone, Timeout Members
Server Admin
A Real Dyno
!whois Duzloo
!avatar jasonthegamer
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
so is the prefix "!"? JEEZ THAT long of a cooldown?! must have had some serious spam problems
Yes, type !help for example
!help
!dadjoke It's a long cooldown
What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!
!cat
please no.... no dad jokes -_-
!dynoav anubisthelucario
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rabbit
!dog cat pug work, rabbit not sadly
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!pug
!pug
!dadjoke
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
!dadjoke
An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.
!cat
!doom
!cat
!dadjoke
Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.
Me: Well…. what do we do now?
Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.
Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
!cat
!dog
!help
!dog
!cat
!cat
!dog
!capybara
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!mouse
!horse
!cat
!dog
!rabbit
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!fox
!cat
!dog
!dog
!mars
!cat
!cat
!gun
!cat
!cat
!yourmom
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
Hi vega !dog
Hi, @static maple.
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
Yippee!!
!Dragon
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
Dog is best frinds
!toilet
!cat
!dog
!dog
!dog
!help
!dog
!help
!turtle
!puppy
!help
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat holding a microphone
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!rat
!cat
!pterodactyl
!dog
!pug
!pug
!cat
!pug
!pug
!slayer
!horse
!dog
!cow
!dog
!cow
!dog
!parrot
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!pug
!dog
!dog
!cat
!dog
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!Dog
!turtle
!cat
!dog
!cat
!bunny
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.
!cat
!bunny
Is there anything else vega can do or is it just dog and cat?
Use !help for a list
!cat
!help
Something went wrong.
!dog
!pug
!dog
!cat
!rabbit
!flower
!dog
!cat
!dog
!cat
You chose Testicles.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
!dog
!dog
!dog
!cat
!dog
!pug
!cat
!dadjoke
"Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?" "Because if they flew over the bay, we'd call them bagels."
!dadjoke
A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”
!cat
You chose A.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps AManWithTheUltimateRPSWeaponAndVegaCannotWinWhatsoever.
You chose Amanwiththeultimaterpsweaponandvegacannotwinwhatsoever..
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps bald guy
You chose Bald.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps black hole
You chose Black.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps nuclearbomb
You chose Nuclearbomb.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
!cat
!help
!dadjoke
Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid? Neither did he.
!dadjoke
Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Funny
!dadjoke
The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!membercount
115853
!serverinfo
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!Hi Vega
Hi, @vale nymph.
!dadjoke
Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
!help
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!dog
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!serverinfo
jasonthegamer
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!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Hi, @rocky cove.
!rps domain expansion
You chose Domain.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps the irs
You chose The.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps school
You chose School.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!avatar Duzloo
!dynoav Duzloo
!avatar Vega
!space
!dynoav Baby dropkicker
!dynoav highvoltage2011
I couldn't find the user high_voltage2011.
!dynoav highvoltage2011
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel
!pug
!cat
!dog
!rps hakai
You chose Hakai.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dynoav phobia471
I’m sorry but how can a destroyer technique be defeated by paper
!dynoav Doomslayer
!dynoav doomslayer0217
!thanks vega
!dadjoke
What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
!rps kamehameha
You chose Kamehameha.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps heat death of the universe
You chose Heat.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dynoav Proprogrammer#6344
I couldn't find the user Proprogrammer#6344.
!dynoav Proprogrammer
!dog
!dadjoke
What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.
!dadjoke
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
!pug
!cat
!dadjoke
I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.
!rps judgement cut
You chose Judgement.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!pug
!dog
!dadjoke
I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
!dadjoke
I've got a joke about vegetables for you... but it's a bit corny.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!dog
!pug
!space
Something went wrong.
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!space
Something went wrong.
!membercount
115907
!dadjoke !space is lost in space?
Where does batman go to the bathroom? The batroom.
!space
Something went wrong.
!cat no !space today, sad
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
!cat
!kitty
!dog
!cat
!cat
!wolf
!cat
Hi Vega
Hi, @daring ember.
!dog
!cat
Cat
!cat
!pug
!dog
hi vega
Hi, @robust verge.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
microwave
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!cat
Hi vega
Hi, @winged notch.
Vega draw doom slayer from the doom eternal game
Hi Vega
Hi, @candid juniper.
!dog
!space
Something went wrong.
!pug
!help
!dog
Hi, Vega. Did you know? I also call my assistant "VEGA"!
!kitty
!cat
!dog
!dadjoke
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
!rps atomic breathe
You chose Atomic.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Ton 618
You chose Ton.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose F-15e.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Sikorsky UH-60
You chose Sikorsky.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps MIG-29
You chose Mig-29.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Boeing b-29 enola gay
You chose Boeing.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps AIM-9X sidewinder
You chose Aim-9x.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps AIM-54C Phoenix
You chose Aim-54c.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps AIM-120 AMRAAM
You chose Aim-120.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
!dadjoke
What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.
!dadjoke
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
!dadjoke
How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.
!dadjoke
I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
!cat
!dog
!pug
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.
!cat
!dog
!cat
!rps The Heat Death of the Universe
You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
Hi vega
Hi, @barren sinew.
!cat
!bomb
💣
!tiger
!rps bfg-9000
You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
You chose The.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!pug
Oh...vega is an application
!dog
!dog
!cat
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!help
!dadjoke
What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
no way that was my last message before leaving
What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
!dadjoke
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
!cat
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!help
!cat
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
Hi Vega
Hi, @carmine cipher.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Hi Vega
Hi, @glass coral.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
We love you Vega
!rps rock
!dadjoke
Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.
Hi Vega
Hi, @normal vortex.
!dadjoke
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
!dog
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!icon_of_sin
!rps crucible blade
You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
VEGA! It’s a damn CRUCIBLE BLADE! it can also cut through paper and everything I mean no shit! Raaaahhh
!dadjoke
Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls.
!youcantjustshootaholeintothesurfaceofmars
Hi, @limpid bane.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hello
!dog
Bro is freaky like p diddy
!rps Domain Expansion
You chose Domain.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!rps rock