#vega-playground
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Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!space
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ? A woolly jumper!
!cat
!dog
bro the dog is drooling so much
!space
Something went wrong.
mat 💀💀💀
Why, Vega
!cat
!space
!cat
!pug
!frenchie
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!membercount
111021
!avatar lolbit1002
!dadjoke
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!
!dadjoke
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
Tf
"Q: What red and bad for your teeth?
A: A brick.
This is a riddle that is also a joke. The humor in this joke is that the listener assumes that the jokester is asking "what red thing is likely to cause cavities if you eat it", when the jokester is instead asking "what red thing would not be good to apply forcefully to your teeth."
The punchline disabuses the listener of this misconception, and that is where the humor comes in."
Source: jokeexplainer
Still a bad joke
So was your dad saying “no condom this time”
!cat
!dadjoke
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
!dadjoke
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.
that made no sense
I see it making sense lol
It makes you think "oh, is it gonna be about the color?" but nope, it's about the use
i thougjt it was deeper than that lmao
!dadjoke
What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
!dadjoke edit: no? Fuck you vega
Pretty sure that's an anti joke, not a dad joke.
Tell that to the bot 
hello vega
Wsg vega
!dadjoke
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!help
!cat
!cat
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
$rps scissors
!cat
!dadjoke
I tried taking some high resolution photos of local farmland, but they all turned out a bit grainy.
!dadjoke
Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps universe
You chose Universe.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!RPS MAN
You chose Man.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper man
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps paperman
You chose Paperman.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Samuelhayden.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps fart
You chose Fart.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps J2piray
You chose J2piray.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps ya-mamma
You chose Ya-mamma.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Impossible- nothing can beat ya mamma
!rps ya mamma
You chose Mom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps my-absent-father
You chose My-absent-father.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rabbit
You chose Rabbit.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Demoman
You chose Demoman.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Fucking liar
!cat
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps RPG
You chose Rpg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps slayer
You chose Slayer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
You chose The.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Icon of Sin
You chose Icon.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps UNMAKYR
You chose Unmakyr.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!rps god
You chose God.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Time
You chose Time.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Bro what are these match ups
Liar!
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!cat
!dog
!cat
!dog
!cat
!pug
nvm 😞
Yo wassup Vega what's popping?
Hi, @carmine stirrup.
!rps Mr.Doggo
You chose Virgin.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
aaa
!rps scissor
You chose Scissor.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
paper wins??
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Bitch- you just didn’t want to lose
!rps scissor
You chose Scissor.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
SCİSSOR WİNS!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissor
You chose Scissor.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
why vega is rainbow
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!pug
I read each and every post this bot did In Vega's voice
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING FUNNY
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps hell
You chose Hell.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
bruh doomslayer couldve used a rock a while ago and we would be able to know he beat hell in 3 seconds
!rps Doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Shotgunner.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Bro what 🗿
!cat
!cat
Good night, VEGA. Sweet dreams. ❤️
!dog
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps TheRock
You chose Therock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
How in the
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!cat
!rps the rock
You chose The.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps therock
You chose Therock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!chicken nuggets
!RPS SCİSSORS
You chose Sci̇ssors.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!Doom Slayer
!DOOM
!reps Paper
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Chicken Nuggets
You chose Chicken.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps doom slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
man what 
@minor dawn master vega can you give us mighty dooms offline mode?
!doom
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Hell
You chose Hell.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
HOW!?
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rat
!rps BFG 9000
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!rps scissorss
You chose Scissorss.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!rat
!cat
!rps pixels
You chose Pixels.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps 🫡
You chose 🫡.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
!battlemode
Aww
Rip Mighty Doom
Hi, @carmine stirrup.
! mighty
You chose Deadgame.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps doom eternal
You chose Doom.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!avatar
!avatar indxgo1340
!dog
!avatar @cerulean girder
Good evening Vega
Hey Vega
Hey, @wild bear!
Hello, Vega.
Hey Vega
Hey, @carmine stirrup!
!avatar @wild bear
You can use IDs for this, it will avoid pinging the person you want the avatar of
the heck is an ID in Discord
Right click on an user and you can copy their user ID
Or on mobile press on their avatar and press the 3 dots in the corner, then select copy ID
!elephant
Hey Vega
Hey, @vital perch!
!avatar @vital perch
!cat
!hog
!space
!space
Something went wrong.
Hey vega
Hey, @covert vortex!
!help
Hey Vega
Hey, @cerulean girder!
!avatar @carmine stirrup
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps Vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hello Vega
What is up, Vegan Vegas?
Hi, @carmine stirrup.
!rps Gojo
You chose Gojo.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
at least you didn't use scissors 💀.
Hey Vega
Hey, @covert vortex!
!avatar @carmine stirrup
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
fuk u vega
!rps German Shepherd
You chose Not_found.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!help
!rps Cheese
You chose Chesse.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Cheese
You chose Cheese.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
hey vega
Hey, @winter basin!
Hey vega what is 2 to the power of 4
vega how do i put you in one of my servers?
hey vega
Hey, @winter basin!
!avatar @cunning sun
!avatar @zenith dawn
!avatar @winter basin
!rps Doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!avatar @pulsar inlet
!rps Automatic RPS Winning Item
You chose Automatic.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!avatar @hidden hedge e
!avatar @dreamy dragon
!cat
!dog
!elefant
!DOOMGUY
!dog
hello vega
!cat
!help
!dog
!cat
!rps the bisected one
You chose Go/jo.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps my squishy meat body
You chose My.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Yo-Mama
You chose Yo-mama.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!stone
!rps zombie
You chose Zombie.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!dog
You chose Zombie.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!pug
!dog
!retreiver
I should figure out if I can change the “hey siri” to another thing
!rps Doom slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
o love you
!cat
!dog
more !dog
!rps Dead Bunny
You chose Daisy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!dog
!cat
Thanks Vega!!
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!vega
!dog
hi Vega
Hi, @limpid sapphire.
!cat
!rock, paper ,scissors
!dog
Hi, @narrow charm.
Hello Vega
Hi Vega
Hi, @pallid shard.
Cat!
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!pug
!dog
!cat
!cat
!doom
!mancubus toe reveal
!cat
!pug
!cat toes
!deer
!dog
!samoyed
!dog
!avatar @static ginkgo
!avatar @carmine stirrup
!dog
!cat
!doom guy
!cat
!avatar @thorn moat
!cat
Cat
indeed
!cat
!avatar @cobalt plank
!dog
!Fat monkey
!avatar
!avatar
Skibidi
Ah, prison time.
!avatar @tardy hornet
Aaah yea i feel nostalgic...how much I miss Hiroshima

JOIN BLOOKET CODE 8963193
Wht
!avatar @vivid spoke
!avatar @timid elk
!avatar @whole dirge
!avatar @olive flume
!cat
Kitter
!avatar
!avatar
!cat
!cat
!dog
!avatar
!uwu slayer
!cat
You chose Coderpenguin1.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!space
Something went wrong.
!space
Something went wrong.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
Geology rocks, but Geography is where it's at!
!dadjoke
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
!avatar
Beautiful
!avatar
!space
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!pug
!space
!avatar
!rps bfg-9000
You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Idkfa.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps 12 gauge
You chose 12.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps super shotgun
You chose Super.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps 
You chose
.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @carmine stirrup.
Vega, I am feeling depressed, can you help me
He shall not, he doesn't feel like it
Curse you Vega, I hope you die in the next Doom game.
!rps tijeras
You chose Tijeras.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Nah Vega is cheating
Or he only understands English which I find hard to believe for a super ai
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!avatar
!rps ⚙️
You chose ⚙️.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps ⛑️
You chose ⛑️.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Hello Vega.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps Joebiden
You chose Joebiden.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps bitch lasagna
You chose Bitch.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
America
!rps Paper, Rock, and Scissors
You chose Paper,.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps Austria-Hungary
You chose Austria-hungary.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Czechoslovakia
You chose Czechoslovakia.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps nuclear bomb
You chose Nuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
CUTE DOG!!!
!dog
!dog
!dog
he looks thirsty
yeah
!cat
How does VEGA work?
Fair enough 
!nuke
!cat
!cat
!cat
!doom
!dog
!cat
!help
You chose Why.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!snake
!rps DoomSlayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Scissors is unbeatable
ik right
I think for Christmas I will get a sd card so I can have all the doom game on my switch
!rps Doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps maykr
You chose Maykr.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!cat
!dog
!monkey
!rps Microwave
You chose Microwave.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps MicrowaveBeamPlasmaRifleMod
You chose Microwavebeamplasmariflemod.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps averagemurderdronesfan101
You chose Averagemurderdronesfan101.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!bat
!rps Nukelauncherwithasideofcheese
You chose Nukelauncherwithasideofcheese.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps yourMom
You chose Yourmom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Imp.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!help
You chose Hell.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps everything
You chose Everything.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
You chose Johnathan.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps bfg 9000
You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
How does paper beat the bfg
You chose Me.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps knife
You chose Knife.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps ♧◇♡◇◇◇♡◇♤◇♤◇■♡■♡◇♡♤
You chose ♧◇♡◇◇◇♡◇♤◇♤◇■♡■♡◇♡♤.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
!dog
!cat
!pug
!membercount
113973
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!space
Something went wrong.
!dadjoke
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!
!space
Something went wrong.
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!space
Hi Vega
Hi, @heavy elk.
Hi Vega 
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!cat
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @zenith oyster.
Dog
i think it's !dog
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
Hi Vega <3
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @feral plank.
Hi vega
Hi, @rare gale.
Hi Vega
Hi, @rare gale.
hi vega
Hi, @rustic jacinth.
!Maykr slayer
!dog
Vega
I like vega voice
!dog
!cat
!rocket
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @novel merlin.
Care to explain why you are called "The Father" now?
!bfg
Hi vega
Hi, @undone hound.
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @royal light.
!bfg
!dog
!dog
Hi vega
Hi, @open fossil.
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @shy tundra.
Hi Vega
Hi, @shadow zealot.
O:
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @valid turret.
!slayer
Hi Vega
Hi, @high ravine.
Hi Vega
Hi, @flint relic.
!doomguy
!cacodemon
!dog
Hi vega
Hi, @kindred estuary.
Hi VEGA
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!dog
!cat
!pug
!vega
!raitro_
!dog
!chihuahua


