#vega-playground

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edgy halo
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!rps bigfuckinggun

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You chose Bigfuckinggun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!avatar spyrobry

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fierce sand
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!cat

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wild hawk
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Vega

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Didn't you die in 2016?

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#Vega didn't you die in 2016 doom?

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!avatar d4vid_2.

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!rps sccisors

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You chose Sccisors.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wanton meadow
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

uncut hearth
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!gun

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!cat

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uncut hearth
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!bfg

gloomy mountain
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!cat

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

gloomy mountain
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!avatar deranged_101

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!dynoav deranged_101

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gloomy mountain
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funi

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!dadjoke

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Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.

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!pug

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fierce sand
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!cat

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!dog

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!cat

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fresh raptor
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!doomguy

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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atomic sage
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fierce sand
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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we can haz game here?

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!dadjoke

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What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language

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!pug

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Weird one.

tight talon
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!dog

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tight talon
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!cat

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earnest lava
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!bunny

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-51.6152, 111.6018

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fierce sand
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!cat

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brave sparrow
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!

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!command

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!daisy

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!cat

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brave sparrow
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/ban

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
49.4588, 42.4641

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!cat

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ebon canopy
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!cat

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!avatar q1ar37n

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ebon canopy
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!dog

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!dog

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ebon canopy
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!cat

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!pug

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!dadjoke

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What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

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!cat

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worldly jewel
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!lab dog

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!dadjoke

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Archaeology really is a career in ruins.

forest pollen
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!dadjoke

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What animal is always at a game of cricket? A bat.

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

rugged pine
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!dog

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rugged pine
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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

mental estuary
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

mental estuary
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

mental estuary
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!cow

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!cat

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fierce sand
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!cat

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worldly jewel
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

worldly jewel
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!doomguy

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!pug

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!cat

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!dog

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
10.6217, -66.6973

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
deft pumice
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
51.3023, 94.6530

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fierce sand
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!cat

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!cat

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grizzled saffron
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!membercount

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Members

108229

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!serverinfo

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DOOM
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west merlin
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!cacodemon

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

west merlin
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!norris

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!flip

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@west merlin heads

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!dadjoke

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Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.

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!pokemon mr.mime

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!cat

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fierce sand
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!cat

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uncut hearth
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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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lost dove
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!doomguy

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!help

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!pug

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lost dove
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!doom guy

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!cat

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wild bear
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!cat

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wild bear
lost dove
fluid kindle
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!Dallas_from_the_hit_series_payday

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!dadjoke

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

crimson citrus
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!cat

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steel basin
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!dadjoke

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Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up

hollow ice
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!dadjoke

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

fierce sand
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!cat

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!pug

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
13.8668, -158.3657

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fierce sand
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!cat

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? They had a reptile dysfunction.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop.

buoyant sandal
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!dadjoke

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I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

late gull
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!cat

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fierce sand
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!cat

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devout crag
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!disable BFG 10k safety protocol

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VEGA?

cerulean girder
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i wanna tryyy

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!cat

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steel basin
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!cat

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uncut hearth
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!bfg

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!cat

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

sinful scarab
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!puppy

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!dadjoke

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What do you call someone with no nose? Nobody knows.

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!dog

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-9.1073, -27.9135

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

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!pug

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
43.5720, 101.9671

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!distance -9.1073,-27.9135 43.5720,101.9671

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dynoError Invalid coordinates, please provide two coordinate pairs. See distance help for more info.

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!distance -9.1073,-27.9135 43.5720,101.9671

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Lat/Lng 1

-9.1073, -27.9135

Lat/Lng 2

43.5720, 101.9671

Distance (km)

13728.55

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!dadjoke

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Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

fervent haven
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!dynoav Reviga

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sinful scarab
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looks nice

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!dadjoke

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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!cat

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!pug

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cerulean girder
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!pom

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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!pomeranian

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!dadjoke Vega is very limited, only cat, dog, and pug work

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What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
37.7226, 41.5891

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
cerulean girder
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!disable bfg 10k protocols

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darn.

cerulean girder
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!disable bfg 10k protocols

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

hollow sinew
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!pug

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cerulean girder
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!open portal to the super gore nest

outer hollow
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!pug

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cerulean girder
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!locate crucible

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.

sinful scarab
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!dog

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dynoError I couldn't find the user hamzagamr2301.

round thistle
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!dadjoke

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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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!dog

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bleak gorge
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!dog

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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!porno

flint hill
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

sinful scarab
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!cat

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fierce sand
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!cqt

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
30.6909, 62.4535

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!dog

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!pug

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!space I think I saw that pug picture before

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
49.0599, 3.1863

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

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!dadjoke

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.

ebon canopy
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!dynoav q1ar37n

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q1ar37n
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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-50.8308, -98.3308

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!membercount

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Members

108354

fierce sand
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!cat

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-48.4983, 58.0833

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
quasi zephyr
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!help

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!cat

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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I always wanted to look into why I procrastinate, but I keep putting it off.

warm stag
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!dynoav NautilusDaCube

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nautilusyt
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quasi zephyr
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!cat

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distant fractal
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!dog

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distant fractal
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!dadjoke

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? 1 or 2? 1... or 2?

distant fractal
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

distant fractal
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

karmic mortar
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!help

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!pug

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zealous adder
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Hi

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I search help for 200 kill trophie on eternal pliz thx

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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What is the best way to carve?
Whittle by whittle.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

void sparrow
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!meme

errant arch
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I’m dead

sand edge
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!dadjoke

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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

pale sequoia
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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Hey Vega

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Hey, @fervent haven!

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
29.2599, -12.5525

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Scientists finally did a study on forks. It's about tine!

fervent haven
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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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!dynoav

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duzloo
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Cursed.

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!dadjoke

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

fierce sand
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!dynoav

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doom\_slayer2020
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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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A Sandwich walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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I was so proud when I finished the puzzle in six months, when on the side it said three to four years.

fervent haven
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!dog

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long frigate
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!doomslayer

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-18.9008, -141.5056

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
north geode
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!dadjoke

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The urge to sing the Lion King song is just a whim away.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

spare needle
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!dadjoke

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

spare needle
drowsy plinth
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!dadjoke

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I had a rough day, and then somebody went and ripped the front and back pages from my dictionary. It just goes from bad to worse.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

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!dadjoke

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Why did the clown have neck pain? - Because he slept funny

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samuel is better fight me

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!dadjoke

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

long frigate
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!cat

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!pug

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

fierce sand
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!cat

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halcyon quarry
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!cat

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!dog

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

shy zenith
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!cat

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steel basin
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!help

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!cat

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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

cerulean girder
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!pug

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

fierce sand
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!dadjoke

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Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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!dadjoke

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today. I told him that's the last thing I need.

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
6.5109, -10.3095

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!dog

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!pug

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!cat

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!cat

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

fierce sand
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!dadjoke

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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

fierce sand
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!cat

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.

fervent haven
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!dog

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fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-30.7896, 107.9479

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!serverinfo

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DOOM
Owner

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Members

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Role List

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!cat

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!membercount

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Members

108533

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!dadjoke

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In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

fierce sand
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!dadjoke

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When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

vocal totem
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!dadjoke

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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

agile parrot
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
49.0278, -65.9899

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!pug

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Camping is intense.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

unkempt knot
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this is sooo real

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!dadjoke

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I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man who broke his leg? Try icing it.

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

fervent haven
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!pug

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!dadjoke

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Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!

proper relic
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!dadjoke

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Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

proper relic
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!dadjoke

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!dog

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!pug

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void sparrow
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!horse

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!cat

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void sparrow
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!husky

fervent haven
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Hi Vega. @void sparrow Vega is limited with photos, search for Dyno discord bot on Google or type !help

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Hi, @fervent haven.

void sparrow
fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-51.3953, -40.7264

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!membercount

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#
Members

108527

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sinful scarab
#

!dadjoke

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What did the sea say to the sand? "We have to stop meeting like this."

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You chose Paperµ.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

#

You chose Urmom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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!dadjoke

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What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI"

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

slim crown
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!dog

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austere kiln
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!rps baller

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You chose Baller.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

austere kiln
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

austere kiln
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FUSJEBOSBD KNOB I'LL DJJDSMNSIDNDNWISKNFKDOSKQN

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

austere kiln
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
#

!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

fervent haven
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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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frozen field
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!corgi
Edit: ok cool

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.

frozen field
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!dadjoke

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Pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in The Bahamas. These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

chrome onyx
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!dog

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!dog

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quasi forum
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!dadjoke

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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

normal thorn
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!dog

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hybrid mural
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!hello

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
26.1776, 106.7328

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Camping is intense.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

cerulean girder
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!monkey

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-29.0725, 92.1108

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!dadjoke

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Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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!dog

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-4.3249, -99.7037

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
fervent haven
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!pug

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

hoary nexus
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!dog

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
-28.2728, 51.8305

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!dadjoke

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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

fervent haven
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!cat

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hollow ice
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!dadjoke

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To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.

fervent haven
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!dog

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

autumn moss
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!dadjoke

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

autumn moss
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

delicate kite
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!dadjoke

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

tame plover
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!cat

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tame plover
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!octopus

ebon wigeon
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!bunny

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!dadjoke

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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

quartz stirrup
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!ripandtear

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!punch

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!self-destruct

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!wordsalad

lucid widget
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!dadjoke

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

gray coral
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

fervent haven
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!dog

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!cat

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!pug

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agile plank
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!cat

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agile plank
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!dog

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fervent haven
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
13.0988, -151.0594

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
cosmic path
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!cat

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!dadjoke

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What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!

merry ridge
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!rabbit

rugged peak
fervent haven
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!dog

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fervent haven
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!cat

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agile plank
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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
47.3619, -17.4275

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
hazy dune
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Rat

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!rat

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!cat

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bronze oak
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!rat

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!cat

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bronze oak
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!dadjoke

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!

bronze oak
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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?
An ion!

fervent haven
#

!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!dadjoke

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

fervent haven
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @fervent haven.

fervent haven
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Bye Vega

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Aww.

fervent haven
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

topaz isle
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"fraud warning"- Opera GX

fervent haven
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<@&162901871168585728>

bronze oak
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!cat

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bronze oak
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!dadjoke

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

bronze oak
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!dadjoke

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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

delicate kite
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!dadjoke

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If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

bronze oak
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!dadjoke

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

bronze oak
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!dadjoke

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.

topaz isle
fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
jade pawn
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!dadjoke

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What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

minor dawnBOT
sinful scarab
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!dog

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sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

proper relic
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Scientists finally did a study on forks. It's about tine!

proper relic
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Boooo 🍅

jade pawn
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!dadjoke

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

jade pawn
#

I don't get it but it's still funny

minor dawnBOT
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Hi, @cerulean girder.

fervent haven
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!pug

minor dawnBOT
fervent haven
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

fervent haven
#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

fervent haven
#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

sinful scarab
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

mighty lintel
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

fierce sand
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!dadjoke

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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

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!dadjoke

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Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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@minor dawn doom slayer

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!dog

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@minor dawn#3861 you play Doom 64

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!dog

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!help

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
7.9431, -146.8983

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!dadjoke

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What is bread's favorite number? Leaven.

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!cat

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!cat

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!Dog

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Thats dope

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.

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!cat

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!pug

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@minor dawn IRS

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

solar yacht
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!dadjoke

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Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

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!dadjoke

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How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.

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!cat

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Lame cats, damn

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!cat

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NICE CAT, DAMN

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!pug

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the pug in the right looks so cool

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!pug

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!dadjoke

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What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

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!dadjoke

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It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

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!dadjoke

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Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

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!dadjoke

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I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said "Wii"

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!dadjoke

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When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...

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!dadjoke

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
BREATH!!

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!dadjoke

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I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.

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!dadjoke

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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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!dadjoke

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding? Because they cantaloupe!

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!dadjoke

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What is the least spoken language in the world?
Sign Language

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!dadjoke

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Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

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!dadjoke

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I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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!dadjoke

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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

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cat!

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The rotation of earth really makes my day.

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!cat

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!dog

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!pug

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!space That's a nice pug with a good nose, I like

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
17.9240, 86.6885

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why are fish easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales.

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what

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!dadjoke

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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! Rps rock

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!dadjoke

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

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?help

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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

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!sasjoke

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why don't I see vega on a playground

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!dadjoke

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People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits!

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!dadjoke

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

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!dadjoke

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
5.1530, 65.9761

Humans in Space (7):

**ISS**
  1. Jasmin Moghbeli
  2. Andreas Mogensen
  3. Satoshi Furukawa
  4. Konstantin Borisov
  5. Oleg Kononenko
  6. Nikolai Chub
  7. Loral O'Hara
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!pug

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!dog

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!cat

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!dynoav

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duzloo
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!membercount

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Members

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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heh

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hamzagamer2301
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!dynoav

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!hello

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Hello VEGA

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Hello Vega

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Hello vega

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Hm is it gone?

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!hello

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Hi, Vega

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!dynoav

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atomicbutler
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