#vega-playground
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!dynoav
!cat
!dog
!dadjoke
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
!dadjoke
My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That's sage advice.
!cat
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper? So you feel write at home.
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps 💩
You chose 💩.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
!space
!dadjoke
My sea sickness comes in waves.
!pug
!dadjoke
Someone broke into my house last night and stole my limbo trophy. How low can you go?
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!space
!space
!dadjoke
Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
!cat
!bringmydadback
!dadjoke
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
!cat
!dog
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps supershotgun
You chose Supershotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!space
!pug
!space
You chose Bfg900000000.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dynoav doomguy7273
!pug
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!space
!dadjoke
When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
!dynoav doomguy7273
!dynoav
!help
!space
!cat

!gun
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper 
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper why did it not work
!rps
**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
rock!!!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
finally
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!space
!dynoav
!space
!distance 49.3414,176.9447 43.6889,18.1551
Lat/Lng 1
49.3414, 176.9447
Lat/Lng 2
43.6889, 18.1551
Distance (km)
9562.25
!dadjoke
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
!war
!cat
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!space
!space
!distance 41.9226,-35.8482 5.7605,-69.2465
Lat/Lng 1
41.9226, -35.8482
Lat/Lng 2
5.7605, -69.2465
Distance (km)
5239.37
!dadjoke
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
!dadjoke
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
!dadjoke
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
!dadjoke
Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!
!cat
!pug
!doomguy
!dadjoke
They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.
!pug
!space
!pug
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.
!dog
||hi||
!dog
!space
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!distance 39.5151,-107.9167 36.5354,162.2288
Lat/Lng 1
39.5151, -107.9167
Lat/Lng 2
36.5354, 162.2288
Distance (km)
7668.60
!dog
!cat
!dynoav
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
!pug
!space
!pug
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!space
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!space
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
VEGA is cool
!space
!distance 19.6305,29.9514 -26.7858,-124.0433
Lat/Lng 1
19.6305, 29.9514
Lat/Lng 2
-26.7858, -124.0433
Distance (km)
17140.43
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.
!pug
!dynoav
!dog
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dog
!space
!distance -26.7858,-124.0433 8.0738,-81.9148
Lat/Lng 1
-26.7858, -124.0433
Lat/Lng 2
8.0738, -81.9148
Distance (km)
5987.62
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!help
!freemeofthismortalplane
!dadjoke
New atoms frequently lose electrons when they fail to keep an ion them.
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!pug
!space
!space
!distance 39.4008,-124.3866 -4.1484,124.8390
Lat/Lng 1
39.4008, -124.3866
Lat/Lng 2
-4.1484, 124.8390
Distance (km)
12179.27
You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!pug
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat that's cuter than the one khalil asked for
!pug
!dadjoke
What does a pirate pay for his corn? A buccaneer!
!dog
!rps DOOM server
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!membercount
Members
107341
!fox
!dog
!doggo
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps the unmatched power of the sun
You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!space
If someone on the iss was using discord this would be a dox
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps doom
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hi Vega
Hi, @fervent haven.
!dadjoke
I accidentally took my cats meds last night. Don’t ask meow.
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dynoav
This worked once, now it doesn't anymore. I wonder if it gets fixed some time
!pug
!space
!dadjoke
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
!cat
!cat
!bunny
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!space
!iss
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!iss
!dog
Hi vega
Hi, @placid cloud.
Why did you try to kill me in 2016 and eternal
Vega blow up all the oompa loompas
!cat
hi cat…
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!space
!cat that will eventually end the world
!pug
!space
!imp
!space
!distance -9.3108,-155.0471 -30.0515,139.7813
Lat/Lng 1
-9.3108, -155.0471
Lat/Lng 2
-30.0515, 139.7813
Distance (km)
7203.00
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!ping
!dadjoke
I couldn't figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.
!dadjoke
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
!pug
!dadjoke
I tried to milk a cow today, but was unsuccessful. Udder failure.
!dynoav
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!space
!distance -30.0515,139.7813 -3.5435,43.9803
Lat/Lng 1
-30.0515, 139.7813
Lat/Lng 2
-3.5435, 43.9803
Distance (km)
10417.05
!dog
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
FU-
!cat
!dog
!pug
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Im not saying that doom sucks but im also not saying that its good
Thats.. random
!dog
!space
Im going to start my Degrading Doom on the release date of the newest doom game (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
!space
!distance -28.4737,7.9385 -37.3886,-51.8979
Lat/Lng 1
-28.4737, 7.9385
Lat/Lng 2
-37.3886, -51.8979
Distance (km)
5447.28
!dadjoke
What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
!pug
!dadjoke
Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"
!dog
!dog
!space
Can I blow a hole into the surface of mars?
!dog
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!pug
!space
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes? The owlet malls.
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
🧻boo 🗞️
!cat
!space
!distance 8.5726,-168.2545 2.3997,7.3506
Lat/Lng 1
8.5726, -168.2545
Lat/Lng 2
2.3997, 7.3506
Distance (km)
18772.55
!dog
!cat
!cat
!pug
!space
!distance 2.3997,7.3506 -48.4683,-141.0128
Lat/Lng 1
2.3997, 7.3506
Lat/Lng 2
-48.4683, -141.0128
Distance (km)
14052.08
!dadjoke
What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.
!money
!help
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!pug
!meow
!cat
!dadjoke
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
!cat
!cat
!doomslayer
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
!bird
!cat
!dog
!pug
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dog
!cat
!dog
!pug
!space
!cat
!cat
!dog
!Ultrakill
!cat
!dog
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!cat
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!pug
!cat
!dog
!space
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!space
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!space
!distance -42.4403,99.8265 40.8702,158.2990
Lat/Lng 1
-42.4403, 99.8265
Lat/Lng 2
40.8702, 158.2990
Distance (km)
10882.53
!avatar
!dynoav
Heh. It worked. Yay
!help distance
**Command:** !distance
Description: Get the distance between two sets of coordinates
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
!distance [coords] [coords]
Example:
!distance 51.295978,-1.104938 45.407692,2.4415
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
I'll tell you what often gets over looked... garden fences.
!dog
!pug
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dog
!pug
!apce
!tuxedocat
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps siccers
You chose Siccers.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
rps paper
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!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!space

!dog
!pug
!cat
!cat
!cat
!space
!cat
!space
!distance 5.3916,140.6217 5.1565,93.2565
Hey Vega
Hey, @fervent haven!
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's ok, he woke up.
HHhahahahahahahahaha
!cat
!dog
!dadjoke
When will the little snake arrive? I don't know but he won't be long...
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!dadjoke
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.
That is true lol
Type !help, and google for dyno discord bot
!help
!whois VEGA
@minor dawn
Joined
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!help
!membercount
Members
108161
!avatar dorys__toes
!space
!serverinfo
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!pug
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
... For example. Lots of commands
But how is that possible
Doomslayers weakness was rock the whole time
Hi Vega. Rps only works with rock, paper, or scissors, Vega doesn't know what a Doomslayer is
Hi, @fervent haven.
But vega works with doomslayer
!rps BFG10.000
You chose Bfg10.000.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
See. Lol
But the bfg 10,000 destroyed a huge rock in the sky
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps archvile
You chose Archvile.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
Ok I can finally kill those things (also vega is only picking rock)
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
OMG PICK SOMETHING ELSE VEGA
!dadjoke
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.
!rps my mom
You chose My.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
My.
!cat
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!whois eternal.amok
@main jolt
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You chose E.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dynoav goldenboyjr7
!dynoav VEGA
!avatar VEGA
Why was it off-centered
Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
!dynoav Duzloo
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!avatar duzloo
I would of never guessed there was a object there
Cultist base
!rps duzloo Yea I know
You chose Duzloo.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!space
!rps me
You chose Me.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
HAH I TRICKED VEGA 
!distance 22.0202,0.4835 51.2636,76.5656
Lat/Lng 1
22.0202, 0.4835
Lat/Lng 2
51.2636, 76.5656
Distance (km)
7159.55
Numbers
!rps thelongertheiconofsinisonearththestrongerhewillbecome
You chose Thelongertheiconofsinisonearththestrongerhewillbecome.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Oof
I sent you a friend request
!dadjoke
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
That didn't happen
No space between
!dadjoke
What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.
Vega was being a nerd
!dadjoke
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
!vegayouareunfunny
!dog
You chose Woodetetrnal.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Etrnal
Eternal omg I can't spell
!rps scissors it happens
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps moodeternal
You chose Moodeternal.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.
!pug dog cat... It's sad that that's all
How many emojis are the max

!dog no idea

!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps rockpaperandscissors
You chose Rockpaperandscissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper yeah Vega is very limited
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
I have to go so bye
Bye
!rps Big fucking gun
You chose Big.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
why no fish command
