#vega-playground
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!cat
!cat
!frog
!dog
!dog
!pug
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!space
!space
!distance -36.6160,109.7281 -50.1864,107.6661
-36.6160, 109.7281
-50.1864, 107.6661
1565.05
!dadjoke
How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!
Yoo
Doggie
!cat
!space
!distance -50.1864,107.6661 48.1942,-74.6907
-50.1864, 107.6661
48.1942, -74.6907
19781.04
!help
!dynoav
⁉️
!dog
!space
!distance 48.1942,-746907 51.4976,-0.0075
48.1942, -746907
51.4976, -0.0075
6255.30
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
!space
!cat
!donkey
!Fart
!pug
!dog
@minor dawn hi
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!Bunny
!dadjoke
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
!space
!distance 41.2907,-21.8392 51.3574,-28.3510
41.2907, -21.8392
51.3574, -28.3510
1235.10
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.
!cat
!dadjoke
Have you heard the story about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field.
!whois barrt75567
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!space
!distance 51.3574,-28.3510 -5.6263,-160.0621
51.3574, -28.3510
-5.6263, -160.0621
13249.83
!cat
!cat
!dog
!dog
!pug
!dadjoke
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.
!cat
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!dog
!dadjoke
What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.
!cat
!frag
!dadjoke
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
?
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!space
!distance -5.6263,-160.0621 41.9643,-28.1861
-5.6263, -160.0621
41.9643, -28.1861
13796.35
!dadjoke
How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
!cat
!dadjoke
What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.
!dog
!cat
!pug
!cat
Fat
!dadjoke
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. My own fault though, I left too many windows open.
!cat
!dog
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
So many ties
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
!cat
Looking for a kitty...
!cat
KITTY!!!
!cat
Cat seems to be in the wrong place? Among all those cacti...
!dog
!pug
!pitbull
!dynoav flynnsolo
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dynoav Jessy
!dadjoke
“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”
!dynoav Xx_bartsimpsongaming1_xX
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps doublebarrelshotgun
You chose Doublebarrelshotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Fuck you
!rps PlasmaRifle
You chose Plasmarifle.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps BFG9000
You chose Bfg9000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
HOW!?
You chose Fist.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Plasmarifle
You chose Plasmarifle.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Plasmarifle
You chose Plasmarifle.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
I think hamburgers work well with fires
!cat
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!dog
!Doom fan att
!DOOM Fan Art
!cat
!cat
!pug
hi vega
Hi, @flint hill.
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps dog
You chose Dog.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!cat
Hey vega!
Hey, @rapid sleet!
!demon
!cat
!pug
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps Christmas tree
You chose Christmas.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps super shotgun
You chose Super.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!pug
!cat
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
!space
!howisvegadoing
hi vega
Hi, @dim sable.
!space
!distance 48.8611,125.6474 50.6052,-125.2330
48.8611, 125.6474
50.6052, -125.2330
7230.78
Hi vega how much argent energy would i need to run 5000 toasters?
Hi, @void fern.
how do i ask a question im new here
!cat
!turtle
!dog
!cat
!imp
!cat
!cat
!space
!distance 50.6052,-125.2330 50.1069,42.9060
50.6052, -125.2330
50.1069, 42.9060
8827.02
!dadjoke
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.
!dog
!dadjoke
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Hi vega
Hi, @flint hill.
!cat
!dadjoke
Why don't skeletons ride roller coasters? They don't have the stomach for it.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!space
!distance 50.1069,42.9060 42.2062,14.7211
50.1069, 42.9060
42.2062, 14.7211
2321.30
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!pug
!dadjoke
There's not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.
!dadjoke
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
!cat
Looking for a kitty...
!cat
!dadjoke
Why was the strawberry sad? Its parents were in a jam.
!dadjoke
How does a dyslexic poet write? Inverse.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Rock paper scissors
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dynoav voidduck13
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!flip
@fervent haven tails
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!pug
!space
!distance 1.1535,90.5012 -8.1358,-143.4419
1.1535, 90.5012
-8.1358, -143.4419
14093.73
Some stuff you can do with Vega @drifting nest
oh, thanks
!dog
!dog
!pug
!cat
!dadjoke
What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.
!cat
!dog
!cat
!space
!distance -8.1358,-143.4419 -40.6369,86.6119
-8.1358, -143.4419
-40.6369, 86.6119
12686.57
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words.
!cacodemon
!cat
!dog
!space
!distance -40.6369,86.6119 46.8986,81.5634
-40.6369, 86.6119
46.8986, 81.5634
9575.70
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!doomguy
!pug
!dadjoke
Did you hear the one about the giant pickle? He was kind of a big dill.
!dog
!cat
!dynoav
!space
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!DOOM
!cat
!hamster
!dadjoke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
Hey Vega
Hey, @fervent haven!
@minor dawn I would like some coffee.
@minor dawn Do you have some coffee?
Well then. Looks like I don't really understand how it works
!space
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!
!cat
!dog
!space
!distance -19.3842,-44.8466 -51.3916,-157.0024
-19.3842, -44.8466
-51.3916, -157.0024
9876.83
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!dawg
!pug
!space
!cat
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!dog in space
!penis
!dadjoke
What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.
!cheese
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!space
!distance -16.1584,79.3619 11.4809,-173.5339
-16.1584, 79.3619
11.4809, -173.5339
12246.11
@minor dawn !cat
!cat
!dog
!frog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!pug
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cacodemon
!dadjoke
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
!dog
!joke
!dadjoke
Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
!dog
!dog
!cat
!cat
!dogandcat
!pug
!space
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps lvl 10 diamond sword with sharpness V
You chose Lvl.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
just lvl?
!cat
vega peepoo
Found one!
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Yourmother.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!space
!distance -51.1390,-76.3058 39.3642,158.6678
-51.1390, -76.3058
39.3642, 158.6678
15672.40
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.
!rps bomb
You chose Bomb.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps shit
You chose Shit.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
how
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it's indivisible.
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dog
!peter griffen
!space
!distance 39.3642,158.6678 -39.2899,-21.0356
39.3642, 158.6678
-39.2899, -21.0356
19928.67
!dadjoke
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
bro doxxed neptune
!rps me
You chose Me.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps your mom
You chose Your.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps obama
You chose Obama.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride
!cat
!rps bfg
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
HOW
ALSO I CANT BELIEVE I GOT MENTIONS ON FOR A BOT
!rps ssg + rocket launcher
You chose Ssg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
no
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
I think circles are pointless.
!space
!distance -39.2899,-21.0356 -14.5273,-35.0372
-39.2899, -21.0356
-14.5273, -35.0372
3100.39
!cat
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!pug
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!pug
!dadjoke
I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.
!dog
!cat
!cat
!dodge
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!fatdog
!pug
!cat
:carti: wtf
!pug
!cat
!dadjoke
Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
!cat
!cat
!pug
!dog
!space
!cat
!space
Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.
!space
!distance 28.4576,-24.8204 -48.3217,18.2277
28.4576, -24.8204
-48.3217, 18.2277
9432.29
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!dadjoke
I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have grater problems.
what if i actually do that

!dog
!yourself
!dog
!crocodile
!cat
!platypus
!hamster
!dadjoke
Don't trust atoms. They make up everything.
!dadjoke
Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it's bound to squeal.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!cat
!space
!distance -48.3217,18.2277 -44.6652,-120.6261
-48.3217, 18.2277
-44.6652, -120.6261
8993.26
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
!cat
A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!space
!dog
!space
!dog
!pug
!dadjoke
Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.
!membercount
106338
!cat
!space
!Area 51 location
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
!dadjoke
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
!dynoav
!space
!distance -36.6061,-81.6905 -48.1585,167.4318
-36.6061, -81.6905
-48.1585, 167.4318
8502.64
!dog
!dynoav
!dynoav
!dynoav
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!help
!dadjoke
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.
!dadjoke
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
!dadjoke
What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don't know and I don't care.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
!dadjoke
Can February march? No, but April may.
!flip
@fervent haven tails
!membercount
106452
!dynoav
!dog
!Alien
!cat
!dadjoke
A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It's the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.
!space
!pug
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!space
!distance -25.8407,142.3136 46.6178,-64.5617
-25.8407, 142.3136
46.6178, -64.5617
16728.48
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.
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!frog
!cat
!dynoav
!rps yourmom
You chose Yourmom.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!pug
!pug
!dog
!space
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