#vega-playground
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What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!
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I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language. I don’t know why.
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Noice
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.
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Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty
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!doom
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awe
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!rat
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!doom slayer
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!Freddyfazbear
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.
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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
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!dog
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!av
!slayer
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I made a belt out of watches once... It was a waist of time.
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!dog
!dadjoke
Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We're a cover band.
!dog
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Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...
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!dog
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!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!dog
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!cat
!cat
Why did the miner get fired from his job? He took it for granite...
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.
!dadjoke
What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.
!dadjoke
Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!
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!cat
!dadjoke
How do you make a 'one' disappear? You add a 'g' and it's 'gone'
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
Have you heard about the film "Constipation", you probably haven't because it's not out yet.
!cat
!coolslayer
!dadjoke
When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology. It always was my achilles elbow
!boots
!dadjoke
I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.
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!bunny
I wanted to to
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!joke
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
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!dog
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!bee
!cat
!dadjoke
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it
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!cat
!dadjoke
I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite... when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!dadjoke
Two dyslexics walk into a bra.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
Nurse: Doctor, there's a patient that says he's invisible. Doctor: Well, tell him I can't see him right now!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!av
!cat
!dadjoke
People are shocked to discover I have a police record but I love their greatest hits!
@minor dawn !dadjoke
!dog
!av
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!RPS
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Vega always chooses paper
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
What how no god all what
!rps bfg
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."
!dadjoke
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!frog
!cat
!cat
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!rps scisors
You chose Scisors.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
@lament pelican it found one
Oh my god
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!dadjoke
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
@minor dawn
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!av
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II
You chose Fairchild.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Better Roxk
You chose Better.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Fungus_Mabye??
You chose Fungus_mabye??.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
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!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
capybara
!cat
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop!
!cat
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Paper
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps nuts
You chose Nuts.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Scissors >>> Bfg
Hi vega
Hi, @glass lodge.
Let's play rock paper scissors
!rps slayer
!rps unclear warhead
You chose Unclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps wii nunchuck
You chose Wii.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps shotgun
You chose Shotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps wii-nunchuck
You chose Wii-nunchuck.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Gun
You chose Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
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!cat
!rps gamepad
You chose Gamepad.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
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!av
so guess what i deceided was a good idea
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!rps wiiu gamepad
You chose Wiiu.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!Rps ps5
You chose Ps5.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps fire
You chose Fire.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
What did you cut fire?
!dadjoke
Why was the picture sent to prison? It was framed.
!cat
!dadjoke
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
!rps nuclear bomb
You chose Nuclear.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
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!pug
!pug
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!cat
!av
!stromboli
!dadjoke
Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.
!dadjoke
What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!
!dadjoke
Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.
!rps demon
You chose Demon.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
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!cat
!Rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!Rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!Rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.
!dog
!daisy
!cat
!rock
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!vega
!bunny
!cat
!hit the griddy
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!rps Samuel Hayden
You chose Samuel.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Wii-nunchuck
You chose Wii-nunchuck.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps BFG-9000
You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps SuperShotgun
You chose Supershotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!RPS rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!pug
!dadjoke
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!flip
@warped mica heads
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!cat
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!RPS scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps yomama
You chose Yomama.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps dinamite
You chose Dinamite.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps BFG 9000
You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps ssg
You chose Ssg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Pain Elemental
You chose Pain.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps doom is eternal
You chose Doom.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Gauss.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps pain elemental
You chose Pain.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
ofc
!rps DAVOTH
You chose Davoth.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
(○_○)
!rps The Doom Slayer
You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps DoomGuy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps the_dark_lord
You chose The_dark_lord.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
(○_○)
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!cat
!rps Vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps america
You chose America.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps thermonuclear bomb
You chose Thermonuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps thermonuclearbomb
You chose Thermonuclearbomb.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps caco
You chose Caco.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!cat
!rps volcano
You chose Volcano.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Vega playground
!rps rps
You chose Rps.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
hi vega
Hi, @high sorrel.
!cat
! My life
Damn💀
!doom
!cat
hi vega
Hi, @hot kiln.
!cat
!dadjoke
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.
“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!
!rps deathnote
You chose Deathnote.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Supershotgun
You chose Super.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Supershotgun
You chose Supershotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.
!doom
!dog
!cat
!tree
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel
!cat
!dog
!you
!dog
!cat
!cat
!dog
!cat
!doom slayer
!cat
!dadjoke
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
!cat
!rps Bfg
You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!gun
!cat
!shark
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
Vega
Hi Vega
Hi, @cobalt jacinth.
Rick paper scissors?
!cat
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!shark
!cat
!dadjoke
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.
!dog
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
lmao
!rps yomama
You chose Yomama.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Black Hole
You chose Black.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps The Slayer
You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps oahevp2hjp1oe911i3oe
You chose Oahevp2hjp1oe911i3oe.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!shark
!cat
!Obamaeating
!cat
:) cowboy kitty
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Shotgun
You chose Shotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rocket launcher
You chose Rocket.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!av
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!av
!dadjoke
Did you know Albert Einstein was a real person? All this time, I thought he was just a theoretical physicist!
!dadjoke
Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.
!doomjoke
!yomama
You chose Penis.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

ow
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!cat
!dog
!IconofSin
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.
!cat
!cat
!cat
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
!me
!cat
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Deez
You chose Deez.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rabbit
!cat
!dadjoke
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
!cat
!my life
!pug
You chose Super.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
People who don't eat gluten are really going against the grain.
!cat
!dog
You chose Ham.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps you
You chose You.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps me
You chose Me.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps vega
You chose Vega.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Then how are you still talking
!cat
!rps Crucible
You chose Crucible.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose My.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Myskull.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps MyFrontalLobe
You chose Myfrontallobe.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Myballs.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!help
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps BFG 10k
You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps minecraft bedrock
You chose Minecraft.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps MotherNature
You chose Mothernature.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
A boy dug three holes in the yard. When his mother saw, she exclaimed: "well, well, well"
!dadjoke
Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
!dog
!rps child
You chose Child.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
That’s… nice
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
!dog
!rps dark-lord
You chose Dark-lord.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Big Fucking Gun
You chose Big.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
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