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I'm down bad 😞

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!rps bfg

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You chose Bfg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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No bfg? Not gonna point that thing at me or anything?

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At least I made you look

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Why did the sentence fail the driving test? It never came to a full stop.

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@minor dawn help

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Wth is that

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ig thats a dog???

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One message removed from a suspended account.

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!dadjoke

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.

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Bye VEGA

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!bigbooties

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A dad washes his car with his son. But after a while, the son says, "why can't you just use a sponge?"

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Bye vega have fun in urdak

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!vega

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Can you post memes in here?

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Ahhh ugly cat ima pee on him

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Crazy cat

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Stupid VEGA

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How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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No wonder you were left in Urdak

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I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple? Finding half a worm in your Apple.

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What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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!doom

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@minor dawn you are an amazing ai

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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

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The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Really

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!cat

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!help

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!cat

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A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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!gigachad

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!dadjoke

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How do you make a water bed more bouncy. You use Spring Water

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Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.

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!Dadjoke

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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

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!cat

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!wiki

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Leather is great for sneaking around because it's made of hide.

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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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!dadjoke

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!

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!dadjoke

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

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What do you call a criminal going down the stairs? Condescending

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized? He just took it in stride

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!dadjoke

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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

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!dadjoke

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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

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What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist!

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!

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My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

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!dad

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So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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Bad at golf? Join the club.

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!dadjoke

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You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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!dadjoke

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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My son is studying to be a surgeon, I just hope he makes the cut.

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!dadjoke

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What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

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!dadjoke

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You will never guess what Elsa did to the balloon. She let it go.

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.

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!dadjoke

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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.

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!help

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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!dadjoke

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How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

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What did the drummer name her twin daughters? Anna One, Anna Two...

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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.

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What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.

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!cat

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!wednesday

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!cat

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!cat

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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!cat

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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!dadjoke

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Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible.

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!avatar

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!cat

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

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!cat

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!cat

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!rps shotgun

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You chose Shotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps supershotgun

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You chose Supershotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps ballista

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You chose Ballista.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!dadjoke

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My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That's sage advice.

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!rps bfg9000

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You chose Bfg9000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps bfg

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You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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Dang you Vega gg though

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!my dad

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!rps super shotgun

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You chose Super.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!rps crucible

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You chose Crucible.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!cat

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!pfp

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!cat

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!joke

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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When you have a bladder infection, urine trouble.

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square.

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What do I look like? A JOKE MACHINE!?

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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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!dadjoke

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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?

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!dadjoke

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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!zombie

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!dadjoke

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If two vegans are having an argument, is it still considered beef?

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!dadjoke

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Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

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!dadjoke

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If you walk into a forest and cut down a tree, but the tree doesn't understand why you cut it down, do you think it's stumped?

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!cat

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!dog

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!cat

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!capybara

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!dadjoke

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Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "how do you drive this thing?"

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!cat

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!av

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!gorilla

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