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Hi vega

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Hi, @verbal spoke.

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Daddy Vega 🥵

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VEGA are you a shinnie

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@minor dawn are you a shinnie

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Hi, @solid crystal.

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Vega why no monke

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i actually have a cat in my school

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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Dunno what did you expect, Very Epic Gaming Axolotl...

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That's what your acronym means, right?

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They really can sleep anywhere, don't they?

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Thanks, VEGA

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Hi vega

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Hi, @tough canyon.

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doomguy_shock That's true! How's possible I didn't realize?

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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Adorable

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I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere.

So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.

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that one’s good xD

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Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense.

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Hi vega

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Hi, @tough canyon.

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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.

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Hi vega

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Hi, @cold nacelle.

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hey thanks @swift geyser you too have a nice avatar

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perfection.

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yo thats a cat

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Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"

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What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.

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I don’t get it 💀

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Man that joke sucks

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What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

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What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!

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best avatar

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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Good one

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Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

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!rps galaxy

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You chose Galaxy.
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Scissors win!

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What is this

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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

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Huh

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

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thanks vega

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@warm yew heads

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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good. you will never find them

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Thanks Vega👍

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Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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@serene ermine heads

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!randomcolor

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Hex

#058539

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5, 133, 57

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!rps scissors

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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Thx Vega

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16, 155, 36

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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’

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Huh

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Camping is intense.

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.

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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!

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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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!Samuel Hayden

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Hey Vega

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Hey, @tough canyon!

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The Spanish chat just closed due to lack of moderating, and I wanted to tell "The Father" 'bout it

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Today's a sad day, so I won't ask for a dadjoke, this bullet goes back to his chamber

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Hello Vega

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Hey Vega

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Hey, @prime yacht!

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What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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!dadjoke

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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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Hey Vega

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Hey, @cerulean girder!

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

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Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.

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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.

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!rps Scissors

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!rps paper

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It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!cat

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!dog

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tribal olive
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Hey Vega

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Hey, @tribal olive!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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Shitter

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

junior jewel
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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stone

tulip trellis
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You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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100%

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!cat

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!cat

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Cat

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!sparrow

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cat

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!dog

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!parrot

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!cat

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!cat

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!dog

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!av

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!sp

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!av

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!avatar

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!dog

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!cat

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!av

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!dadjoke

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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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!dadjoke

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

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!dadjoke

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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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!dadjoke

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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!dadjoke

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Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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av!

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!av

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!dynoavatar

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!rps poop

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You chose Poop.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!rps pee

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You chose Pee.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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You chose Shit.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

green basin
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

green basin
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

green basin
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

green basin
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!cat

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!bandu

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
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Humans in Space (10):

**ISS**
  1. Sergey Prokopyev
  2. Dmitry Petelin
  3. Frank Rubio
  4. Nicole Mann
  5. Josh Cassada
  6. Koichi Wakata
  7. Anna Kikina
**Shenzhou 15**
  1. Fei Junlong
  2. Deng Qingming
  3. Zhang Lu
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!cat

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!rom

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!help

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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

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!pug

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!cat

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!av

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!daily

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!cat

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!frog

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No frog? That's lame

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!av

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps rock

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

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!dog

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!cat

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!crucible

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!crucible charge

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I though that would work

tulip trellis
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sand bough
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

sand bough
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!rps balls

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You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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UUUHUHG

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You chose Super.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sand bough
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!rps shotgun

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You chose Shotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sand bough
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!rps balls

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You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps nuke

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You chose Nuke.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sand bough
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!rps coolcaco

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You chose coolcaco.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sand bough
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!rps nutz

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You chose Nutz.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sand bough
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Ow

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps Toaster

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You chose Toaster.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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Toaster is toasted

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Have fun with your freedom, buddy. Toasted at home, you need to be roasted at streets! 😄

sand bough
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!rps Doomguy

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You chose Doomguy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sand bough
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!rps coolcaco

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You chose coolcaco.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

tulip trellis
sand bough
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Doomguy lost to scissors

tulip trellis
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Unbelievable!

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!rps deez

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You chose Deez.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
sand bough
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!rps ass

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You chose Ass.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sand bough
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!cat

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! Rock

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!Rock

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

hot prairie
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps BFG-10000

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You chose Bfg-10000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!dadjoke

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A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.

ocean hawk
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!!dadjoke

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!dadjoke

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Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.

ocean hawk
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!dadjoke

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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.

mortal trail
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!cat

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sand bough
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!rps balls

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You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

sand bough
cerulean girder
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!rps gun

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You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps nuke

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You chose Nuke.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!rps help

minor dawnBOT
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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

grave sand
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!rps gun

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You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

celest stag
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!dadjoke

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

celest stag
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!rps gun

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You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

celest stag
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

celest stag
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!rps rpg

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You chose Rpg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

celest stag
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!dog

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grand escarp
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!dog

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sand bough
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!rps penith

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You chose Penith.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sand bough
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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

sand bough
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

static shard
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!cat

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sand bough
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!donkey

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!cat

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cerulean girder
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!rps scissor

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You chose Scissor.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

cerulean girder
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!dog

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mortal trail
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!cat

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sand bough
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!rps balls

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You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!dog

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primal glade
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!slayer

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!rps beer

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You chose Beer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

primal glade
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!shotgun

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!bfg

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!meme

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!help

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!space

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ISS Info

Location of the ISS now:
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Humans in Space (10):

**ISS**
  1. Sergey Prokopyev
  2. Dmitry Petelin
  3. Frank Rubio
  4. Nicole Mann
  5. Josh Cassada
  6. Koichi Wakata
  7. Anna Kikina
**Shenzhou 15**
  1. Fei Junlong
  2. Deng Qingming
  3. Zhang Lu
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!slayer

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!rock

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!rps

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**Command:** !rps

Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock

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!rps BFG

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You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

mortal kernel
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!rps doomslayer

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You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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!balls

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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!rps axolotl

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You chose Axolotl.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

opal orchid
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!rps pickaxe

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You chose Pipebomb.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

opal orchid
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!rps nuke

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You chose Nuke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

opal orchid
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!rps Mr Bean

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You chose Mr.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sand bough
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
sand bough
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!monkey

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!help

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!poll

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?poll

cerulean brook
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
sand bough
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?gun

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
sand bough
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!gun

keen marlin
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!rps gun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose The.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps Davoth

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You chose Davoth.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Icon.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

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You chose Super.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
brisk crow
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!rps BFG

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

brisk crow
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!rps scissors

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

brisk crow
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!rps scissors

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!rps paper

cerulean girder
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!cat

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!rps BFG

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You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

coral lichen
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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

coral lichen
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!rps shotgun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Shotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder
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!cat

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rugged chasm
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!cat

amber pike
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
paper thicket
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!rps Death

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Death.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

paper thicket
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pliant tendon
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

pliant tendon
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rigged

manic crag
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

manic crag
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!minion

wary coral
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

pliant tendon
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!rps gun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

wary coral
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gloomy abyss
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What is happening

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gloomy abyss
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!rps nuke

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Nuke.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

gloomy abyss
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!rps doom guy

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

gloomy abyss
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gloomy abyss
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!rps paperwork

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paperwork.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gloomy abyss
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What

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!dog

minor dawnBOT
gloomy abyss
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
gloomy abyss
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! kangaroo

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!kangaroo

vagrant quail
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!cat

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terse fossil
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
terse fossil
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

pliant tendon
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!rps nuclear missile

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Nuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

gloomy abyss
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
gloomy abyss
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pliant tendon
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
dapper ore
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Vega, Tell me about The Doom Hunter

gritty maple
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!jumbo

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
mortal trail
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

sand bough
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!dogrippingandtearingdemons

jagged scroll
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!help

cerulean girder
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
simple island
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
cerulean girder
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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

abstract inlet
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!capybara

fallow cedar
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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

fallow cedar
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!rps sledgehammer

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Sledgehammer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!rps nuclear

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Nuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

bleak peak
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
bleak peak
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!hellpriest

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!rps combatshotgun

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Combat.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

bleak peak
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!rps rock

cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
wheat oak
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!av

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pliant tendon
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!dog

minor dawnBOT
pliant tendon
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
gloomy abyss
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
gloomy abyss
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!rps god

minor dawnBOT
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You chose God.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

frail vale
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!rps papep

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Papep.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

frail vale
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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT
#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

polar turret
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!bunny

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No cute photos of rabbits apparently doomcry

livid orchid
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!dog

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cerulean girder
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!cat

minor dawnBOT
tough canyon
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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT
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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

sand bough
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!av

minor dawnBOT
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!av

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!cat

minor dawnBOT
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!av

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fair fable
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!rabbit

cerulean girder
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!cat

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warm yew
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!av

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xyzzy#0359
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serene gazelle
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!rps supershotgun

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You chose Supershotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

serene gazelle
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thats some strong paper

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!av

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Jetstream\_Sam311#2513
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tacit bridge
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!rps cheese wheel

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You chose Cheese.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder
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!cat

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