#vega-playground
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Hi vega
Hi, @verbal spoke.
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!slayer
Daddy Vega 🥵
VEGA are you a shinnie
@minor dawn are you a shinnie
Hi vega
Hi, @solid crystal.
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You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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!help
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i actually have a cat in my school
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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Dunno what did you expect, Very Epic Gaming Axolotl...
That's what your acronym means, right?
!cat
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Hi vega
Hi, @tough canyon.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
I actually liked that one, good job... The Father...
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Adorable
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!dadjoke
I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn't feel like I was going anywhere.
So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I'll be going places.
that one’s good xD
!dadjoke
Past, present, and future walked into a bar.... It was tense.
!vega
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Hi vega
Hi, @tough canyon.
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What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
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Made from pure wood. Wonderful.
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!dog
Hi vega
Hi, @cold nacelle.
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Nice avatar
hey thanks @swift geyser you too have a nice avatar
Thanks!
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perfection.
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yo thats a cat
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!dadjoke
Reversing the car "Ah, this takes me back"
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Agree
Perfection is boring!
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!baby
!dahmer
!cat
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!dog
!dadjoke
What’s E.T. short for? He’s only got little legs.
!dadjoke
What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!
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!cacodemon
!dadjoke
What do you call a beehive without the b's? An eehive.
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What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A milk shake!
Found one!
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best avatar
!dadjoke
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Don't tell secrets in corn fields. Too many ears around.
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!cat
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!dadjoke
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
!rps galaxy
You chose Galaxy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
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!dog
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!doomguy
This one was unexpected 😅
Sorry, Vega is not so smart as chatGPT and can't process this command
!frog
M
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!cat
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When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.
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@warm yew heads
Wait a minute
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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.
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Thanks Vega👍
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!dadjoke
Toasters were the first form of pop-up notifications.
!dadjoke
Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.
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!flip
@serene ermine heads
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!randomcolor
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
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!dadjoke
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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!dynoavatar
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Thx Vega
!cat
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!randomcolor
!randomcolor
!cat
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!dynoavatar
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A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
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Huh
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!cat
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!cat
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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
!av @clever glen
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Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
!dadjoke
Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
!dadjoke
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
!dadjoke
A ghost walks into a bar and asks for a glass of vodka but the bar tender says, “sorry we don’t serve spirits”
!dadjoke
What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.
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!dadjoke
Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall? To prove that he was framed!
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!puppy
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!dadjoke
What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.
A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
🤡
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!cat
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!Samuel Hayden
Hey Vega
Hey, @tough canyon!
The Spanish chat just closed due to lack of moderating, and I wanted to tell "The Father" 'bout it
Today's a sad day, so I won't ask for a dadjoke, this bullet goes back to his chamber
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!cat
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!dog
Hello Vega
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!dynoavatar
!rps combat_shotgun
You chose Combat_shotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dynoavatar
Hey Vega
Hey, @prime yacht!
!dadjoke
What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap
!dadjoke
Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!
Hey Vega
Hey, @cerulean girder!
!dadjoke
Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.
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!dadjoke
Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's? A wise quacker.
!dog
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When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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!random
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!puppy
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**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
Hey Vega
Hey, @tribal olive!
What a cutie!! 🤩
Is he taking a poop?? 😅
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Shitter
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
stone
The only way to win against *Vega *😅
You chose Bfg-9000.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
ROFL
100%
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!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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!help
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!cat
Found one!
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!dadjoke
Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
!dadjoke
What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.
!dadjoke
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"
This one is really good 🔥
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!rps poop
You chose Poop.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps pee
You chose Pee.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Shit.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
Found one!
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**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!pug
!cat
Found one!
!av
Vega produces psychedelic cats too? Psychedelic and even animated?? 
Found one!
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!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
And why you thought so? 
I only had one crucible charge
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
UUUHUHG
You chose Super.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps shotgun
You chose Shotgun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps 
You chose
.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps nutz
You chose Nutz.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Ow
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Toaster
You chose Toaster.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Toaster is toasted
Have fun with your freedom, buddy. Toasted at home, you need to be roasted at streets! 😄
!rps Doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps 
You chose
.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE ?? 🤔
Doomguy lost to scissors
Unbelievable!
!rps deez
You chose Deez.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!rps ass
You chose Ass.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!cat
Found one!
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps BFG-10000
You chose Bfg-10000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop
!dadjoke
How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.
!dadjoke
I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.
!dadjoke
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?
Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.
Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.
!dadjoke
Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!
!dadjoke
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.
!dadjoke
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
!dadjoke
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
!dadjoke
Why do choirs keep buckets handy? So they can carry their tune
!dadjoke
I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.
!dadjoke
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.
!dadjoke
Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.
!dadjoke
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!
!dadjoke
I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.
!dadjoke
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested – charged with battery.
!dadjoke
When do doctors get angry? When they run out of patients.
!cat
Found one!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps help
**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.
“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”
The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rpg
You chose Rpg.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!dog
!rps penith
You chose Penith.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
Found one!
!donkey
!cat
Found one!
!rps scissor
You chose Scissor.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dadjoke
Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
You chose Beer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!shotgun
**Command:** !rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!balls
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps axolotl
You chose Axolotl.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps pickaxe
You chose Pipebomb.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Mr Bean
You chose Mr.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
?gun
!cat
!gun
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
You chose The.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Davoth
You chose Davoth.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Icon.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Super.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
!rps BFG
You chose Bfg.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps shotgun
You chose Shotgun.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
!cat
!cat
!rps Death
You chose Death.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
rigged
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!minion
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps doom guy
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paperwork
You chose Paperwork.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
!dog
!cat
!cat
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps nuclear missile
You chose Nuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Vega, Tell me about The Doom Hunter
!jumbo
!cat
!cat
!dadjoke
I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
!dogrippingandtearingdemons
!help
!dog
!cat
!dadjoke
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.
!capybara
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!rps sledgehammer
You chose Sledgehammer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps nuclear
You chose Nuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
You chose Combat.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
!cat
!av
!dog
!cat
!cat
!rps god
You chose God.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps papep
You chose Papep.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!cat
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!av
!av
!cat
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!rabbit
!cat
!av
!rps supershotgun
You chose Supershotgun.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps cheese wheel
You chose Cheese.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat


