#vega-playground | DOOM | Page 4

sinful sparrow Dec 7, 2022, 11:08 PM

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!pig

terse scaffold Dec 8, 2022, 5:38 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 5:38 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Dec 8, 2022, 7:08 AM

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!rps ballsack

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 7:08 AM

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You chose Ballsack.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

restive imp Dec 8, 2022, 8:48 AM

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!avatar

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 8:48 AM

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Davito\_thegamer#0709

Avatar

lyric sky Dec 8, 2022, 10:53 AM

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!rps nuclear bomb

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 10:53 AM

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You chose Nuclear.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

dreamy saddle Dec 8, 2022, 11:22 AM

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!Disable bfg 10000 safety protocols

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 11:22 AM

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Vojta T#1846

Avatar

dreamy saddle Dec 8, 2022, 11:28 AM

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turning bfg towards mars

woven light Dec 8, 2022, 12:14 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 12:14 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

dreamy saddle Dec 8, 2022, 1:38 PM

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!rps BFG10000

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 1:38 PM

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You chose Bfg10000.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

dreamy saddle Dec 8, 2022, 1:39 PM

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HOW?!

woven light Dec 8, 2022, 2:23 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 2:23 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

woven light Dec 8, 2022, 2:24 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 2:24 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 3:17 PM

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You chose Cruicible.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

terse scaffold Dec 8, 2022, 4:57 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 4:57 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 6:45 PM

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

woven light Dec 8, 2022, 8:45 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 8:45 PM

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

thin crystal Dec 8, 2022, 9:55 PM

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Hey Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 9:55 PM

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Hey, @thin crystal!

thin crystal Dec 8, 2022, 9:55 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 8, 2022, 9:55 PM

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How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.

woven light Dec 9, 2022, 1:24 AM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2022, 1:24 AM

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Hi, @woven light.

noble spire Dec 9, 2022, 1:42 AM

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2022, 1:42 AM

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Hi, @noble spire.

humble shadow Dec 9, 2022, 12:12 PM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2022, 12:12 PM

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Hi, @humble shadow.

humble shadow Dec 9, 2022, 12:13 PM

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!toaster

woven light Dec 9, 2022, 1:05 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2022, 1:05 PM

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I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

thin crystal Dec 9, 2022, 10:18 PM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2022, 10:18 PM

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Hi, @thin crystal.

thin crystal Dec 9, 2022, 10:18 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 9, 2022, 10:18 PM

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A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement

woven light Dec 10, 2022, 2:00 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2022, 2:00 AM

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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

grave spear Dec 10, 2022, 2:26 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2022, 2:26 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

restive imp Dec 10, 2022, 12:06 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2022, 12:06 PM

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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt.

woven light Dec 10, 2022, 1:44 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2022, 1:44 PM

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? The BP station.

shadow mirage Dec 10, 2022, 3:59 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2022, 3:59 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

shadow mirage Dec 10, 2022, 4:00 PM

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!doom guy

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!doomguy

velvet imp Dec 10, 2022, 9:18 PM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 10, 2022, 9:18 PM

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Hi, @velvet imp.

ocean hawk Dec 11, 2022, 12:09 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 12:09 AM

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A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

woven light Dec 11, 2022, 1:26 AM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 1:26 AM

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Hi, @woven light.

woven light Dec 11, 2022, 1:27 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 1:27 AM

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Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days? Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

hazy tangle Dec 11, 2022, 2:14 AM

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Hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 2:14 AM

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Hi, @hazy tangle.

hazy tangle Dec 11, 2022, 2:15 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 2:15 AM

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

woven light Dec 11, 2022, 2:24 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 2:24 AM

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Why are basketball players messy eaters? Because they are always dribbling.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2022, 6:07 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 6:07 AM

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I met this girl on a dating site and, I don't know, we just clicked.

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2022, 7:46 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 7:46 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

woven light Dec 11, 2022, 2:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 2:19 PM

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I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!

red orbit Dec 11, 2022, 5:58 PM

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!Gun

cerulean girder Dec 11, 2022, 8:48 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 11, 2022, 8:48 PM

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Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I’m sure I’ve never met herbivore.

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2022, 2:47 AM

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!gun

cerulean girder Dec 12, 2022, 3:02 AM

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Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 3:02 AM

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

humble river Dec 12, 2022, 5:59 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 5:59 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 1:26 PM

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

grave spear Dec 12, 2022, 3:15 PM

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!monkey

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 3:29 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

foggy cloak Dec 12, 2022, 5:44 PM

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 5:44 PM

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Hi, @foggy cloak.

covert sigil Dec 12, 2022, 7:56 PM

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 7:56 PM

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Hi, @covert sigil.

thin linden Dec 12, 2022, 9:08 PM

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 9:08 PM

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Hi, @thin linden.

foggy cloak Dec 12, 2022, 9:08 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 9:08 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

thin linden Dec 12, 2022, 9:08 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 9:08 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

thin linden Dec 12, 2022, 9:10 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 9:10 PM

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

thin linden Dec 12, 2022, 9:11 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 9:11 PM

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If at first you don't succeed, sky diving is not for you!

thin linden Dec 12, 2022, 9:12 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 9:12 PM

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Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

mortal trail Dec 12, 2022, 10:36 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 10:36 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

glossy siren Dec 12, 2022, 10:37 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 12, 2022, 10:37 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

merry dagger Dec 13, 2022, 7:03 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 7:03 AM

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face.

merry dagger Dec 13, 2022, 7:03 AM

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Hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 7:03 AM

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Hi, @merry dagger.

merry dagger Dec 13, 2022, 7:04 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 7:04 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

raw grail Dec 13, 2022, 1:24 PM

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Hello VEGA

foggy cloak Dec 13, 2022, 1:25 PM

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!hi

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 1:26 PM

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Hi, @foggy cloak.

raw grail Dec 13, 2022, 1:26 PM

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Oh

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 1:27 PM

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Hi, @raw grail.

raw grail Dec 13, 2022, 1:31 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 1:31 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

frozen field Dec 13, 2022, 1:46 PM

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Wega

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:17 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:17 PM

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Why was the broom late for the meeting? He overswept.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:17 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:17 PM

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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:18 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:18 PM

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How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning? He was a good conductor.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:19 PM

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What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:19 PM

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What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:20 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:20 PM

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What has three letters and starts with gas? A Car.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:21 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:21 PM

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:21 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:21 PM

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What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!

red lintel Dec 13, 2022, 3:21 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:21 PM

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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

thin linden Dec 13, 2022, 3:22 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 3:22 PM

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

foggy cloak Dec 13, 2022, 3:33 PM

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well in soviet russia waldo finds you

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 6:42 PM

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Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

foggy cloak Dec 13, 2022, 8:39 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 8:39 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

foggy cloak Dec 13, 2022, 8:39 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 8:39 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

foggy cloak Dec 13, 2022, 8:40 PM

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YEEEEESSSSSS

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2022, 11:05 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 11:05 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Dec 13, 2022, 11:05 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 13, 2022, 11:05 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

woven light Dec 14, 2022, 2:00 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 2:00 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

terse scaffold Dec 14, 2022, 2:46 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 2:46 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 3:48 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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Hey, @thin crystal!

robust meteor Dec 14, 2022, 3:52 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 3:52 PM

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What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

woven light Dec 14, 2022, 8:27 PM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 8:27 PM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Dec 14, 2022, 9:46 PM

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Vega

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 9:47 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

quaint umbra Dec 14, 2022, 11:49 PM

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!rps scissor

minor dawnBOT Dec 14, 2022, 11:49 PM

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You chose Scissor.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

woven light Dec 15, 2022, 12:09 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 12:09 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

quaint umbra Dec 15, 2022, 12:14 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 12:14 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2022, 12:37 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 12:37 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

inland bronze Dec 15, 2022, 1:08 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 1:08 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

quaint umbra Dec 15, 2022, 3:58 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 3:58 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

sterile flower Dec 15, 2022, 3:59 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 3:59 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

woven light Dec 15, 2022, 1:17 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 1:17 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Dec 15, 2022, 10:00 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 10:00 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

clear fiber Dec 15, 2022, 10:04 PM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 10:04 PM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

clear fiber Dec 15, 2022, 10:05 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 10:05 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

agile oriole Dec 15, 2022, 10:07 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 15, 2022, 10:07 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

agile oriole Dec 15, 2022, 10:07 PM

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epic

terse scaffold Dec 16, 2022, 12:23 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 12:23 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

woven light Dec 16, 2022, 1:31 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 1:31 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

half jasper Dec 16, 2022, 2:45 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 2:45 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

terse scaffold Dec 16, 2022, 4:29 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 4:29 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

void breach Dec 16, 2022, 5:06 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 5:06 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

celest stag Dec 16, 2022, 9:46 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 9:46 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

celest stag Dec 16, 2022, 9:47 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 9:47 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

celest stag Dec 16, 2022, 9:47 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 9:47 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

woven light Dec 16, 2022, 1:27 PM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 1:27 PM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

eager plume Dec 16, 2022, 8:47 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 16, 2022, 8:47 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

vagrant oxide Dec 16, 2022, 11:50 PM

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!komodo dragon

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😔

pseudo roost Dec 17, 2022, 2:01 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 2:01 AM

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Looking for a kitty...

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dynoError Error: 😿 No cats found.

errant folio Dec 17, 2022, 4:14 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 4:14 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

primal citrus Dec 17, 2022, 9:58 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 9:58 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

primal citrus Dec 17, 2022, 9:59 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 9:59 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cobalt ginkgo Dec 17, 2022, 10:49 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 10:49 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cobalt ginkgo Dec 17, 2022, 10:50 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 10:50 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

long sorrel Dec 17, 2022, 11:09 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 17, 2022, 11:09 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

upper rivet Dec 18, 2022, 12:08 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 12:08 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 2:21 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 2:21 AM

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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

vagrant oxide Dec 18, 2022, 4:17 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 4:17 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

broken tartan Dec 18, 2022, 4:20 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 4:20 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

scenic trout Dec 18, 2022, 6:15 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 6:15 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

scenic trout Dec 18, 2022, 6:16 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 6:16 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

scenic trout Dec 18, 2022, 6:16 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 6:16 AM

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Chances are if you' ve seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 6:20 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 6:20 AM

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I thought my wife was joking when she said she'd leave me if I didn't stop signing "I'm A Believer"... Then I saw her face.

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 6:22 AM

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That was good

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 6:23 AM

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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 6:24 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 6:24 AM

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What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 9:20 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 9:20 AM

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What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

fickle turret Dec 18, 2022, 10:08 AM

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hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 10:08 AM

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Hi, @fickle turret.

fickle turret Dec 18, 2022, 10:09 AM

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Vega cool

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 10:10 AM

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!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 10:10 AM

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 10:10 AM

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sweet

upbeat hazel Dec 18, 2022, 12:35 PM

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!rabbit

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come one vega. You can find dogs and cats but not a rabbit?

void quartz Dec 18, 2022, 5:38 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 5:38 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

void quartz Dec 18, 2022, 5:39 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 5:39 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

sonic owl Dec 18, 2022, 5:40 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 5:40 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

worldly pewter Dec 18, 2022, 9:10 PM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 9:10 PM

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jjt\_jng#1949

Avatar

cobalt ginkgo Dec 18, 2022, 9:11 PM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 9:11 PM

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Doom Guy#8499

Avatar

ocean hawk Dec 18, 2022, 9:52 PM

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!dadjoke

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 9:53 PM

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Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

vagrant steppe Dec 18, 2022, 11:24 PM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 18, 2022, 11:24 PM

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TheConfusedGuy.EXE#1168

Avatar

last void Dec 19, 2022, 12:34 AM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 12:34 AM

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LJ\_rulez141#9383

Avatar

last void Dec 19, 2022, 12:34 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 12:34 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

ocean hawk Dec 19, 2022, 6:49 AM

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!dadjokw

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!dadjoke

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!dadjoke

tulip trellis Dec 19, 2022, 7:41 AM

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No dad jokes for you, Pybro 😄

rose oyster Dec 19, 2022, 12:08 PM

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!av

fair thunder Dec 19, 2022, 2:29 PM

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!av

cerulean girder Dec 19, 2022, 5:59 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 5:59 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 7:40 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

ocean hawk Dec 19, 2022, 10:11 PM

#

tulip trellis No dad jokes for you, Pybro 😄

I was scammed

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 10:12 PM

#

Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

ocean hawk Dec 19, 2022, 10:13 PM

#

YES IT WORKES

#

Alright another

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 10:15 PM

#

My wife is on a tropical fruit diet, the house is full of stuff. It is enough to make a mango crazy.

long sorrel Dec 19, 2022, 11:16 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 19, 2022, 11:16 PM

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Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools!

lament dust Dec 20, 2022, 1:22 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 1:22 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 1:24 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 1:24 AM

#

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts.

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 1:24 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 1:24 AM

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

vagrant oxide Dec 20, 2022, 2:18 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 2:18 AM

#

Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bay-gulls!

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 4:14 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 4:14 AM

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

severe lintel Dec 20, 2022, 6:50 AM

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!cursed doomslayer

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 9:13 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 9:13 AM

#

What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 9:37 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 9:37 AM

#

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 9:38 AM

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Some one explain pls

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 9:39 AM

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Don't buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

tulip trellis Dec 20, 2022, 9:49 AM

#

Damn dude you really like these dad jokes lol

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 9:54 AM

#

Love them

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 9:55 AM

#

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 9:56 AM

#

That was the second worst one ever first one being the skeleton one

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 9:56 AM

#

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

ocean hawk Dec 20, 2022, 9:57 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 9:57 AM

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What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner!

main forum Dec 20, 2022, 3:30 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 20, 2022, 3:30 PM

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The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.

severe lintel Dec 20, 2022, 6:07 PM

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!curseddoomslayer

cerulean girder Dec 21, 2022, 1:17 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 1:17 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

long sorrel Dec 21, 2022, 1:29 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 1:29 AM

#

Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrr!

severe lintel Dec 21, 2022, 1:31 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 1:31 AM

#

Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

severe lintel Dec 21, 2022, 5:52 AM

#

!doomguy

#

!bird

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 5:55 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fickle turret Dec 21, 2022, 8:35 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 8:35 AM

#

What kind of award did the dentist receive? A little plaque.

fickle turret Dec 21, 2022, 8:36 AM

#

!doomslayer

#

!bird

burnt osprey Dec 21, 2022, 2:47 PM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 2:47 PM

#

GutTurtle#8657

Avatar

burnt osprey Dec 21, 2022, 2:48 PM

#

!rps face

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 2:48 PM

#

You chose Face.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Dec 21, 2022, 10:19 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 21, 2022, 10:19 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

hollow ravine Dec 22, 2022, 3:53 AM

#

!rps pope

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 3:53 AM

#

You chose Pope.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

dull portal Dec 22, 2022, 4:58 AM

#

!dragon

#

!archvile

main forum Dec 22, 2022, 5:10 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 5:10 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

main forum Dec 22, 2022, 5:11 AM

#

!rps .

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 5:11 AM

#

You chose ..
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

main forum Dec 22, 2022, 5:12 AM

#

!rps cacodemon

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 5:12 AM

#

You chose Cacodemon.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

main forum Dec 22, 2022, 5:12 AM

#

!rps doomslayer

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 5:12 AM

#

You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

main forum Dec 22, 2022, 5:13 AM

#

!RPS coolcaco

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 5:13 AM

#

You chose .
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

tulip trellis Dec 22, 2022, 8:24 AM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 8:24 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

tulip trellis Dec 22, 2022, 8:25 AM

#

HuGun_Martin

lament schooner Dec 22, 2022, 9:12 AM

#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 9:12 AM

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cobalt ginkgo Dec 22, 2022, 1:26 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 1:26 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cobalt ginkgo Dec 22, 2022, 1:26 PM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 1:26 PM

#

Doom Guy#8499

Avatar

terse scaffold Dec 22, 2022, 2:33 PM

#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 2:33 PM

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

tranquil igloo Dec 22, 2022, 3:56 PM

#

!rips scissors

cerulean girder Dec 22, 2022, 5:06 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 5:06 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

vagrant oxide Dec 22, 2022, 11:06 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 22, 2022, 11:06 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

keen epoch Dec 23, 2022, 12:53 AM

#

!doomguy

#

!help

scenic karma Dec 23, 2022, 12:56 AM

#

!rps bad_boy

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:56 AM

#

You chose .
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

scenic karma Dec 23, 2022, 12:57 AM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:57 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

scenic karma Dec 23, 2022, 12:57 AM

#

!rps crucible

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:57 AM

#

You chose Crucible.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

scenic karma Dec 23, 2022, 12:58 AM

#

piece of paper destroyed sword forged bottom of hell

ocean hawk Dec 23, 2022, 1:11 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 1:12 AM

#

I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

ocean hawk Dec 23, 2022, 1:12 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 1:12 AM

#

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

vagrant oxide Dec 23, 2022, 2:35 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 2:35 AM

#

What do bees do after they are married? They go on a honeymoon.

scenic karma Dec 23, 2022, 2:47 AM

#

What

winged rapids Dec 23, 2022, 3:16 AM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 3:16 AM

#

Metalhead#1183

Avatar

winged rapids Dec 23, 2022, 3:19 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 3:19 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fathom orchid Dec 23, 2022, 4:46 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 4:46 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

fathom orchid Dec 23, 2022, 4:46 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 4:46 AM

#

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

severe lintel Dec 23, 2022, 5:37 AM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 5:37 AM

#

DOOMBRO#4645

Avatar

cobalt ginkgo Dec 23, 2022, 9:44 AM

#

Cool

gilded badger Dec 23, 2022, 12:22 PM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:22 PM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gilded badger Dec 23, 2022, 12:23 PM

#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:23 PM

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

gilded badger Dec 23, 2022, 12:23 PM

#

!help

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:26 PM

#

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships? So they could Scandinavian.

astral cipher Dec 23, 2022, 12:27 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:28 PM

#

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!

astral cipher Dec 23, 2022, 12:28 PM

#

did vega have a stroke or did it fly over my head doomguy_cautious_l

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:29 PM

#

You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

astral cipher Dec 23, 2022, 12:30 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:30 PM

#

What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

astral cipher Dec 23, 2022, 12:31 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 12:31 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

scenic karma Dec 23, 2022, 3:06 PM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 3:06 PM

#

Cpl.Doge#9284

Avatar

surreal rose Dec 23, 2022, 4:03 PM

#

!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 4:03 PM

#

You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

cerulean girder Dec 23, 2022, 4:30 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 4:30 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cosmic kite Dec 23, 2022, 7:16 PM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 7:16 PM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

cosmic kite Dec 23, 2022, 7:17 PM

#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 7:17 PM

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!

velvet oar Dec 23, 2022, 7:36 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 7:36 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

fallow inlet Dec 23, 2022, 8:21 PM

#

! Rip and tear

#

!Doom guy

north stump Dec 23, 2022, 8:51 PM

#

!wtfisthis

#

!next

fair thunder Dec 23, 2022, 9:05 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 9:05 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

ocean hawk Dec 23, 2022, 9:18 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 9:18 PM

#

How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

woven light Dec 23, 2022, 9:29 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 9:29 PM

#

I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition

woven light Dec 23, 2022, 9:31 PM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 23, 2022, 9:31 PM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

astral cipher Dec 24, 2022, 12:01 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 12:01 AM

#

A man walked in to a bar with some asphalt on his arm. He said “Two beers please, one for me and one for the road.”

astral cipher Dec 24, 2022, 12:02 AM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 12:02 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 1:35 AM

#

You chose Tf2.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 2:21 AM

#

!Kissme

#

…nvm

#

!rps gun

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 2:22 AM

#

You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 2:23 AM

#

Are u sure about that skull_green

compact cedar Dec 24, 2022, 3:55 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 3:55 AM

#

I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

ocean hawk Dec 24, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 4:05 AM

#

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

ocean hawk Dec 24, 2022, 4:19 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 4:19 AM

#

Why was the robot angry? Because someone kept pressing his buttons!

gilded badger Dec 24, 2022, 7:58 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 7:58 AM

#

Some people say that comedians who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out, but they don't know watt they are talking about. They're not that bright.

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 9:32 AM

#

!rps doomguy

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 9:32 AM

#

You chose Doomguy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 9:33 AM

#

No no no

#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 9:34 AM

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 9:34 AM

#

Cheater

astral cipher Dec 24, 2022, 11:45 AM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 11:45 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 1:09 PM

#

!rps Jesus

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 1:09 PM

#

You chose Jesus.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 1:09 PM

#

H-HOW

#

!rps (whoever wins is gay) paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 1:10 PM

#

You chose (whoever.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 1:10 PM

#

Vega Vega Vega

cobalt ginkgo Dec 24, 2022, 1:58 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 1:58 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

slate widget Dec 24, 2022, 2:03 PM

#

!dead body

tulip trellis Dec 24, 2022, 2:55 PM

#

slate widget !dead body

This request is so christian! 😅

cobalt ginkgo Dec 24, 2022, 7:21 PM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 7:21 PM

#

Doom Guy#8499

Avatar

terse scaffold Dec 24, 2022, 9:22 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 9:22 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

wise pivot Dec 24, 2022, 10:08 PM

#

!rps Itsik

minor dawnBOT Dec 24, 2022, 10:08 PM

#

You chose Itsik.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

half mirage Dec 25, 2022, 2:43 AM

#

!Rps mother sandals

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 2:43 AM

#

You chose Mother.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Dec 25, 2022, 4:21 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 4:21 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 8:35 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

jagged ore Dec 25, 2022, 10:55 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 10:55 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

green crest Dec 25, 2022, 1:35 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 1:35 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Dec 25, 2022, 2:59 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 2:59 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 9:01 PM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

minor dawnBOT Dec 25, 2022, 10:16 PM

#

You chose Grandma.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

terse scaffold Dec 26, 2022, 3:45 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 26, 2022, 3:45 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Dec 26, 2022, 5:13 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 26, 2022, 5:13 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

sudden bone Dec 26, 2022, 7:00 PM

#

!doomslayer

cerulean girder Dec 27, 2022, 12:14 AM

#

!frog

#

!rps dildo

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 12:15 AM

#

You chose Dildo.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

pine mica Dec 27, 2022, 12:38 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 12:38 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

silent moon Dec 27, 2022, 6:07 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 6:07 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

silent moon Dec 27, 2022, 6:07 AM

#

thats one displeased dog

honest sonnet Dec 27, 2022, 7:14 AM

#

minor dawn Found one!

Dog really went: Where are my testicles vega

sonic lotus Dec 27, 2022, 9:10 AM

#

!rps sonick

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 9:10 AM

#

You chose Sonick.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

ocean hawk Dec 27, 2022, 9:40 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 9:40 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

warm dagger Dec 27, 2022, 10:10 AM

#

!doomguy

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 10:11 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

deep geyser Dec 27, 2022, 10:27 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 10:27 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

astral cipher Dec 27, 2022, 10:50 AM

#

!rps dancingdoomguy

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 10:50 AM

#

You chose .
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

astral cipher Dec 27, 2022, 11:01 AM

#

!rps paper rock scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 11:01 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Dec 27, 2022, 8:28 PM

#

!rps crucible

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 8:28 PM

#

You chose Crucible.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

regal token Dec 27, 2022, 9:18 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 9:18 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

astral cipher Dec 27, 2022, 11:47 PM

#

!rps Big fucking gun 9000

minor dawnBOT Dec 27, 2022, 11:47 PM

#

You chose Big.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

void quartz Dec 28, 2022, 1:19 AM

#

!rps Nuke

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 1:19 AM

#

You chose Nuke.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

void quartz Dec 28, 2022, 1:19 AM

#

Cap

woven light Dec 28, 2022, 1:20 AM

#

!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 1:20 AM

#

You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

void quartz Dec 28, 2022, 1:27 AM

#

!rps slap

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 1:27 AM

#

You chose Slap.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

void quartz Dec 28, 2022, 1:28 AM

#

!rps killyou

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 1:28 AM

#

You chose Killyou.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

cerulean girder Dec 28, 2022, 1:38 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 1:38 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

void quartz Dec 28, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

!rps glocktothehead

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 1:46 AM

#

You chose Glocktothehead.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

coral lichen Dec 28, 2022, 2:48 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 2:48 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

coral lichen Dec 28, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 2:50 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

void socket Dec 28, 2022, 6:30 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 6:30 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

void socket Dec 28, 2022, 6:30 AM

#

!Dog

regal token Dec 28, 2022, 7:50 AM

#

!rps portaltoohio

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 7:50 AM

#

You chose Portaltoohio.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

ocean hawk Dec 28, 2022, 8:02 AM

#

!rps Ohio

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 8:02 AM

#

You chose Ohio.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

ocean hawk Dec 28, 2022, 8:03 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 8:03 AM

#

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

regal token Dec 28, 2022, 8:05 AM

#

!rps paper

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 8:05 AM

#

You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

ocean hawk Dec 28, 2022, 8:46 AM

#

Hi Vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 8:46 AM

#

Hi, @ocean hawk.

astral cipher Dec 28, 2022, 11:35 AM

#

!rps crazy

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 11:35 AM

#

You chose .
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!

cerulean girder Dec 28, 2022, 3:28 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 3:28 PM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

kindred bay Dec 28, 2022, 11:53 PM

#

Hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 28, 2022, 11:53 PM

#

Hi, @kindred bay.

regal token Dec 29, 2022, 12:59 AM

#

!rps universe

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 12:59 AM

#

You chose Universe.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

ocean hawk Dec 29, 2022, 2:19 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 2:19 AM

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Americans can't switch from pounds to kilograms overnight. That would cause mass confusion.

ocean hawk Dec 29, 2022, 2:28 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 2:28 AM

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

ocean hawk Dec 29, 2022, 2:29 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 2:29 AM

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

fickle turret Dec 29, 2022, 3:38 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 3:38 AM

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator? A Fermilabrador Retriever.

cerulean girder Dec 29, 2022, 7:22 AM

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!rps rock

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 7:22 AM

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

cerulean girder Dec 29, 2022, 7:51 AM

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!rps scissors

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 7:51 AM

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!

proud heath Dec 29, 2022, 8:07 AM

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:v

delicate mason Dec 29, 2022, 8:08 AM

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 8:08 AM

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Hi, @delicate mason.

proud heath Dec 29, 2022, 8:11 AM

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Vega?

#

hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 8:12 AM

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Hi, @proud heath.

delicate mason Dec 29, 2022, 8:15 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 8:15 AM

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.

cerulean girder Dec 29, 2022, 2:47 PM

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hi vega

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 2:47 PM

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Hi, @cerulean girder.

cerulean girder Dec 29, 2022, 2:47 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 2:47 PM

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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

cerulean girder Dec 29, 2022, 2:48 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 2:48 PM

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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 11:01 PM

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Hi, @frozen tulip.

minor dawnBOT Dec 29, 2022, 11:27 PM

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People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

#

"Dad, I'm hungry." Hello, Hungry. I'm Dad.

blissful rose Dec 29, 2022, 11:58 PM

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@minor dawn were is the second hell priest

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Hi @minor dawn

cerulean girder Dec 30, 2022, 12:15 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 12:15 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 2:32 AM

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Hi, @frozen tulip.

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 5:42 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

polar loom Dec 30, 2022, 5:55 AM

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minor dawn People are making apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

Oh that ones actually pretty good

ocean hawk Dec 30, 2022, 7:58 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 7:58 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

mortal trail Dec 30, 2022, 9:58 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 9:58 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

astral cipher Dec 30, 2022, 11:55 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 11:55 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Dec 30, 2022, 12:03 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 12:03 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Dec 30, 2022, 12:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 12:04 PM

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

humble river Dec 30, 2022, 7:50 PM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 7:50 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

charred dagger Dec 30, 2022, 7:54 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 7:54 PM

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Mountains aren't just funny, they are hill areas

finite elm Dec 30, 2022, 9:19 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 30, 2022, 9:19 PM

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

fallow inlet Dec 31, 2022, 12:44 AM

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!slayer

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!meme

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 12:54 AM

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Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

mortal trail Dec 31, 2022, 12:55 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 12:55 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

tranquil igloo Dec 31, 2022, 1:43 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 1:43 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

tranquil igloo Dec 31, 2022, 1:44 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 1:44 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

stiff trellis Dec 31, 2022, 9:34 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 9:34 AM

#

Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

stiff trellis Dec 31, 2022, 9:35 AM

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Vega is horrible, But he is the Father

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 1:02 PM

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What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

astral jackal Dec 31, 2022, 11:22 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Dec 31, 2022, 11:22 PM

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Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

astral jackal Dec 31, 2022, 11:22 PM

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||!dog||

halcyon vector Jan 1, 2023, 12:08 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 12:08 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

fathom mural Jan 1, 2023, 1:37 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 1:37 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

fathom mural Jan 1, 2023, 1:38 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 1:38 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

calm terrace Jan 1, 2023, 1:47 AM

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stiff trellis Vega is horrible, But he is the Father

No commander keen is the real father

cerulean girder Jan 1, 2023, 3:47 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 3:47 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

terse scaffold Jan 1, 2023, 5:19 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 5:19 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cinder bolt Jan 1, 2023, 5:26 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 5:26 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

stiff drum Jan 1, 2023, 5:27 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 5:27 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

stiff drum Jan 1, 2023, 5:27 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 5:27 AM

#

Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

humble river Jan 1, 2023, 7:18 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 7:18 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

charred dagger Jan 1, 2023, 9:46 AM

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!dadjokes

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 9:47 AM

#

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns? Guilty

ripe fractal Jan 1, 2023, 11:19 AM

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never trust an atom, they make up everything

vocal harness Jan 1, 2023, 12:38 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 12:38 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

rugged chasm Jan 1, 2023, 2:02 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 2:02 PM

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What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas.

delicate mason Jan 1, 2023, 2:04 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 2:04 PM

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What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

delicate mason Jan 1, 2023, 4:38 PM

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hey vega

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 4:38 PM

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Hey, @delicate mason!

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 6:37 PM

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Hey, @quick zephyr!

quaint elk Jan 1, 2023, 6:46 PM

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hey vega

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 6:47 PM

#

Hey, @quaint elk!

quaint elk Jan 1, 2023, 6:47 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 6:47 PM

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

bright isle Jan 1, 2023, 10:08 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 10:08 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

uneven torrent Jan 1, 2023, 10:32 PM

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!doggo

minor dawnBOT Jan 1, 2023, 10:32 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

rugged summit Jan 2, 2023, 12:21 AM

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!help

#

Hello vega

raw fable Jan 2, 2023, 3:41 AM

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!doggo

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 3:41 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

pine mica Jan 2, 2023, 3:45 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 3:45 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

idle lark Jan 2, 2023, 4:08 AM

#

!doggo

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 4:08 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jan 2, 2023, 4:20 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 4:20 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cloud patrol Jan 2, 2023, 5:14 AM

#

!LIZARD

ruby needle Jan 2, 2023, 9:49 AM

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Hey Vega

hexed lagoon Jan 2, 2023, 10:43 AM

#

!cat

left fable Jan 2, 2023, 10:48 AM

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!corpse

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 10:49 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

wheat oak Jan 2, 2023, 4:59 PM

#

!cat

latent sleet Jan 2, 2023, 6:18 PM

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!cat

coral lichen Jan 2, 2023, 6:39 PM

#

!cat

cerulean girder Jan 2, 2023, 7:30 PM

#

!cat

velvet imp Jan 2, 2023, 9:07 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 9:07 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

wet summit Jan 2, 2023, 9:07 PM

#

!help

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 9:08 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

wet summit Jan 2, 2023, 9:09 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 9:09 PM

#

Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

wet summit Jan 2, 2023, 9:11 PM

#

!dadjok

minor dawnBOT Jan 2, 2023, 10:18 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cerulean girder Jan 3, 2023, 12:22 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:22 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

tough shuttle Jan 3, 2023, 12:35 AM

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!gundam

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:37 AM

#

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

tough shuttle Jan 3, 2023, 12:37 AM

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!doggo

minor dawnBOT Jan 3, 2023, 12:37 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

tough shuttle Jan 3, 2023, 12:38 AM

#

doomguy_grin

#

doomguy_cautious_r

#

!happyface

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!doom

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!help

#

languid crystal Jan 3, 2023, 5:47 AM

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!doom

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!doggo

minor dawnBOT Jan 3, 2023, 5:48 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

languid crystal Jan 3, 2023, 5:48 AM

#

cerulean girder Jan 3, 2023, 8:47 AM

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!doom

dreamy saddle Jan 3, 2023, 4:44 PM

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mortal trail Jan 3, 2023, 11:30 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 3, 2023, 11:30 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

velvet oar Jan 4, 2023, 12:52 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:52 AM

#

Found one!

🐶 Woof!

velvet oar Jan 4, 2023, 12:56 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:56 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jan 4, 2023, 1:30 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:30 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jan 4, 2023, 1:31 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 1:31 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:28 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:28 AM

#

A cannibal is someone who is fed up with people.

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:29 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:29 AM

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Why is there always a gate around cemeteries? Because people are always dying to get in.

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:30 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:30 AM

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What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:30 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:30 AM

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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:31 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:31 AM

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:32 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:32 AM

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Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

ocean hawk Jan 4, 2023, 6:32 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 6:32 AM

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Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.

mortal trail Jan 4, 2023, 12:51 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 12:51 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

jagged ore Jan 4, 2023, 3:44 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 3:44 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

jagged ore Jan 4, 2023, 3:45 PM

#

minor dawn Found one!

Warning ⚠️ homicidal muffin located. Proceed with caution

autumn prism Jan 4, 2023, 4:57 PM

#

!help

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:00 PM

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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

cerulean girder Jan 4, 2023, 5:01 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 5:01 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

thorny kayak Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 4, 2023, 10:07 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

elfin jay Jan 5, 2023, 8:17 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 8:17 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

mortal trail Jan 5, 2023, 2:38 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 2:38 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

paper rain Jan 5, 2023, 4:10 PM

#

!horse

tulip trellis Jan 5, 2023, 4:20 PM

#

No horses and no elephants. So sad!

cerulean girder Jan 5, 2023, 5:35 PM

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!horse

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 5:36 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jan 5, 2023, 5:36 PM

#

epic

mortal trail Jan 5, 2023, 6:30 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:30 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

feral parcel Jan 5, 2023, 6:38 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 6:38 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

modern hare Jan 5, 2023, 9:21 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:21 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

modern hare Jan 5, 2023, 9:22 PM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:22 PM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

modern hare Jan 5, 2023, 9:39 PM

#

! Batman

dense canopy Jan 5, 2023, 9:55 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 5, 2023, 9:55 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

novel surge Jan 5, 2023, 11:56 PM

#

vega dyno confirmed? megalel

cerulean girder Jan 6, 2023, 12:24 AM

#

Bob.

mortal trail Jan 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 1:06 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

cerulean girder Jan 6, 2023, 1:09 AM

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!help

#

!bob

#

No bob command doomcry

#

Please don't strike this as spamming across channels, Bob please.

cerulean girder Jan 6, 2023, 2:59 AM

#

!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 2:59 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

novel surge Jan 6, 2023, 7:16 AM

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!hotdog

tulip trellis Jan 6, 2023, 8:10 AM

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cerulean girder No bob command<:doomcry:668559689205940249>

What does bob command should do? 😅

cerulean girder Jan 6, 2023, 8:11 AM

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Bob should do what Bob does.

tulip trellis Jan 6, 2023, 8:11 AM

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And what exactly Bob does?

cerulean girder Jan 6, 2023, 8:42 AM

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Bob is Bob.

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Bob should send Bob to anyone who uses bob.

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Bob!👍 isaslayer

rustic ore Jan 6, 2023, 9:01 AM

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!dog

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 9:01 AM

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Found one!

🐶 Woof!

cobalt ginkgo Jan 6, 2023, 12:17 PM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:17 PM

#

Doom Guy#8499

Avatar

cobalt ginkgo Jan 6, 2023, 12:18 PM

#

!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 12:18 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

quaint elk Jan 6, 2023, 4:08 PM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 4:08 PM

#

SmashGiorno#8813

Avatar

graceful tangle Jan 6, 2023, 4:10 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 4:10 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

red lintel Jan 6, 2023, 4:20 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 4:20 PM

#

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 6:07 PM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

mortal jackal Jan 6, 2023, 6:34 PM

#

vega

#

hey vega?

#

@minor dawn hi

#

!hi

cerulean girder Jan 6, 2023, 9:17 PM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Jan 6, 2023, 9:17 PM

#

Monkeybou2#7943

Avatar

cerulean girder Jan 7, 2023, 1:50 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2023, 1:50 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

ancient maple Jan 7, 2023, 6:34 AM

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Father? 🤨

buoyant plaza Jan 7, 2023, 9:03 AM

#

!owl

wintry storm Jan 7, 2023, 11:49 AM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2023, 11:49 AM

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Found one!

🐱 Meowww..

wintry storm Jan 7, 2023, 1:01 PM

#

!koala

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2023, 5:05 PM

#

rebeltrout#4234

Avatar

warm yew Jan 7, 2023, 10:20 PM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2023, 10:20 PM

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xyzzy#0359

Avatar

wet summit Jan 7, 2023, 10:33 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2023, 10:33 PM

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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

wet summit Jan 7, 2023, 10:34 PM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 7, 2023, 10:34 PM

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

languid crystal Jan 8, 2023, 12:00 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 12:00 AM

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Never Trust Someone With Graph Paper...

They're always plotting something.

magic moon Jan 8, 2023, 12:25 AM

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!av

modern hare Jan 8, 2023, 3:52 AM

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!batman

fathom arrow Jan 8, 2023, 4:30 AM

#

!av

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 4:30 AM

#

Zyxiify#3107

Avatar

fathom arrow Jan 8, 2023, 4:31 AM

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!batman

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 4:31 AM

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

willow monolith Jan 8, 2023, 5:27 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 5:27 AM

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Did you hear the news? FedEx and UPS are merging. They’re going to go by the name Fed-Up from now on.

willow monolith Jan 8, 2023, 6:06 AM

#

!batman

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 6:08 AM

#

Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.

willow monolith Jan 8, 2023, 6:08 AM

#

👍

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 6:09 AM

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In my career as a lumberjack I cut down exactly 52,487 trees. I know because I kept a log.

willow monolith Jan 8, 2023, 6:10 AM

#

bad_boy

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 6:11 AM

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To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

willow monolith Jan 8, 2023, 6:11 AM

#

👍

fast sky Jan 8, 2023, 9:13 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 9:13 AM

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My New Years resolution is to stop leaving things so late.

astral cipher Jan 8, 2023, 9:21 AM

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minor dawn I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

cuss word jerryondrugs

crystal bluff Jan 8, 2023, 9:31 AM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 9:31 AM

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My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.

thorny kayak Jan 8, 2023, 10:28 AM

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!av

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 10:28 AM

#

hedge#0227

Avatar

astral cipher Jan 8, 2023, 11:02 AM

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 11:02 AM

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

rigid crystal Jan 8, 2023, 12:48 PM

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!epic music

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!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 12:49 PM

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Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were catholic.

rigid crystal Jan 8, 2023, 12:50 PM

#

!dadjoke

minor dawnBOT Jan 8, 2023, 12:50 PM

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

thorny kayak Jan 8, 2023, 9:28 PM

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Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

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Found one!

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Yesterday a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.

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Found one!

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EnderRiky#9448

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errant folio Jan 9, 2023, 3:06 PM

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hi vega

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Hi, @errant folio.

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hello vega

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hi vega

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Hi, @nova valve.

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SUPAOPA#9252

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muscle man#6456

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cerulean girder Jan 10, 2023, 12:54 AM

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Daryl dixon#0094

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What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep? A bah-humbug.

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hi vega

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GundamNerd#3847

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GundamNerd#3847

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!dadjoke

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MrAppleSauce#1074

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Whiteboards ... are remarkable.

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Found one!

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minor dawnBOT Jan 10, 2023, 4:12 AM

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Found one!

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minor dawnBOT Jan 10, 2023, 4:13 AM

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Found one!

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red marine#7845

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glass bay Jan 10, 2023, 6:33 AM

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Found one!

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glass bay Jan 10, 2023, 6:33 AM

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Why can't you use "Beef stew" as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

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!dadjoke

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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian – they’re not laughing now.

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!joke

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!dadjoke

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cerulean girder Jan 11, 2023, 12:43 AM

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Bloody playground

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!dadjoke

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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!cat

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Found one!

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Glitcher#4904

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Found one!

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envixty#9031

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royal plaza Jan 12, 2023, 3:43 PM

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Found one!

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cerulean girder Jan 12, 2023, 5:40 PM

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!cat

minor dawnBOT Jan 12, 2023, 5:40 PM

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Found one!

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DrunkSlayer#6208

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cerulean girder Jan 13, 2023, 12:21 AM

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!dog

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Found one!

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celest stag Jan 13, 2023, 11:17 AM

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Rares#2566

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Shoot the John#3857

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