#vega-playground

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Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

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You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.

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Furry/irl🌈#6902
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!hi vega

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Hi, @quasi zodiac.

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What does a female snake use for support? A co-Bra!

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend

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An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

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!rank Spoilers

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I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going.

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solar gazelle
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Oh that's cute

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What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

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!dadjoke

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I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank.
I have no words to describe how angry I am.

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!Doom slayer

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I'd like to start a diet, but I've got too much on my plate right now.

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stone axle
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What did the beaver say to the tree? It's been nice gnawing you.

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!dadjoke

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Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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!dadJoKe

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People saying 'boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year.... That's a frightening statistic.

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Why did the m&m go to school? Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

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What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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!dADjoKe

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Want to hear a chimney joke? Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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!help

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Dog

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My god Vega is even more powerful than I realised

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How come the stadium got hot after the game? Because all of the fans left.

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Even Vega can't find me one :(((

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!dog

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Can February march? No, but April may.

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Ever wondered why bees hum? It's because they don't know the words.

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What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands!

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Eww

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!rps paper

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Such confidence

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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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Lol imagine

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!michael jackson

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!help

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!help

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sinful sparrow
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!bird

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fallow yarrow
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Hi vega

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Hi, @fallow yarrow.

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!help

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errant folio
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Hi vega

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Hi, @errant folio.

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!uac

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!DOOM

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No#7813
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?rps paper

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!rps paper

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You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!

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crimson swift
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these type of dogs remind me of my dog (:

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arctic abyss
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Hi Vega

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Hi, @arctic abyss.

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Raiden is using a bot

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uncut frost
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hi VEGA

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Hi, @uncut frost.

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Hey, VEGA, your mom

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Big Man#6352
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Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

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!dog

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!bird

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in? MOODOO.

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omg
puppy!

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet? They always get stuck at "C".

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My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

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!dadjoke

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I’ve deleted the phone numbers of all the Germans I know from my mobile phone. Now it’s Hans free.

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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

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What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew!

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!dadjoke

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I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I liked it.

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!doom

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!dog

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I was going to learn how to juggle, but I didn't have the balls.

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Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

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!cat

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I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class? The teachers tend to Babylon.

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It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs, because they take everything literally.

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Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch? Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

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!dog

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If you’re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.

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Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot!

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I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

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What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

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!dog

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What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed? "Don't look I'm changing!"

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!dadjoke

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To the guy who invented zero... thanks for nothing.

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The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, "This changes everything"

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round skiff
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!vega

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!Info

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Velcro… What a rip-off.

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

woven light
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What did one snowman say to the other snow man? Do you smell carrot?

dreamy mountain
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!tree

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Slept like a log last night … woke up in the fireplace.

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

void quartz
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!dadjoke

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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!dadjoke

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

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Dad, can you put my shoes on? I don't think they'll fit me.

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I love these goofy ahh jokes

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I hate perforated lines, they're tearable.

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!dadjoke

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I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

void quartz
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!dadjoke

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Recent survey revealed 6 out of 7 dwarf's aren't happy.

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Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours. They decided to call it a day.

hybrid yarrow
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!dadjoke

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What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.

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!dadjoke

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Can February march? No, but April may.

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!dog

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

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!dog

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!Doom

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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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!dadjoke

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What is this movie about? It is about 2 hours long.

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!dadjoke

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Why are oranges the smartest fruit? Because they are made to concentrate.

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You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

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!dadjoke

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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!dadjoke

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Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

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!dadjoke

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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

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Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.

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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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!dog

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What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?

They can't control their pupils.

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!cat

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!dadjoke

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I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

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!dadjoke

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Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? 
Because he was a little horse!

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!dadjoke

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An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

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!dadjoke

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Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

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!dog

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I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

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!dadjoke

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"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

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!dadjoke

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I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

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Bro is tripping balls

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!dadjoke

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.

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!dog

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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My sea sickness comes in waves.

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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I was at the library and asked if they have any books on "paranoia", the librarian replied, "yes, they are right behind you"

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!dog

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!dadjoke

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My friend said to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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The great thing about stationery shops is they're always in the same place...

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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

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Sgt.: Commissar! Commissar! The troops are revolting! Commissar: Well, you’re pretty repulsive yourself.

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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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I saw a documentary on TV last night about how they put ships together. It was rivetting.

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What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

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!dog

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I am terrified of elevators. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.

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I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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!dadjoke

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.

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Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

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I tried to write a chemistry joke, but could never get a reaction.

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"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"

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I invented a new word! Plagiarism!

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Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don't look at me I'm changing!

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A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

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!doom

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Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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!doom

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Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle?

Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are.

Me: Trick question... dogs can't whistle.

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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 detour.

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!dog

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Those are some good doggies

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“My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

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!dog

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back? A stick.

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I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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!Dog

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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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:(

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The p is silent.

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I was thinking about moving to Moscow but there is no point Russian into things.

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Why did the chicken get a penalty? For fowl play.

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!snake

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I’m dissatisfied and now my night is slightly ruined

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!cat

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!help

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Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.

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!cat

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!dog

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To the person who stole my anti-depressant pills: I hope you're happy now.

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!dadjoke

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down? It gets toad.

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!dadjoke

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“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

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!dadjoke heheheha

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Every machine in the coin factory broke down all of a sudden without explanation. It just doesn’t make any cents.

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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!dadjoke

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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!cat

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! Panda

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!Panda

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!dog

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange.

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!apple

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!cat

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So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

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!dadjoke

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library. They were completely booked.

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I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

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Two guys walked into a bar, the third one ducked.

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!dadjoke

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Is there a hole in your shoe? No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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!cat

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!dog

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!dog

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!joke

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Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

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My pet mouse 'Elvis' died last night. He was caught in a trap..

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!dadjoke

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Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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!cat

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had loco motives

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!dog

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Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

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Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Dad: Down.

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!cat

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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!cat

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!dog

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!dog

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!dog

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!doom

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!find my dad

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Aw damn

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!dadjoke

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Bad at golf? Join the club.

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!dadjoke

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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah.

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!dog

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!cat

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!dog

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Every night at 11:11, I make a wish that someone will come fix my broken clock.

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!dog

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!dog

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!av

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My wife told me to rub the herbs on the meat for better flavor. That's sage advice.

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!dadjoke

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What did Michael Jackson name his denim store? Billy Jeans!

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Im gonna have fun with this one

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!dadjoke

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I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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!av

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I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time

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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down? They say the business is toast.

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!dadjoke

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What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer.

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This should be in the next game as like a joke setting because this is awesome

woven light
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!dadjoke

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Why do wizards clean their teeth three times a day? To prevent bat breath!

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"Dad, I'm cold."
"Go stand in the corner, I hear it's 90 degrees."

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Why was it called the dark ages? Because of all the knights.

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!robot

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!dadjoke

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You can't trust a ladder. It will always let you down

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My friend told me that pepper is the best seasoning for a roast, but I took it with a grain of salt.

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dissapointing

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Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed? Because he has low elf esteem.

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YEAHHH CUPS ON MY EARS

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The invention of the wheel was what got things rolling

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Hello

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!dadjoke

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It doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. It will still be stationary.

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!cat

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So cute

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A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks...... "Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?"

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A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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!hello

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Erwill Rammeln#0115
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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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!dadjoke

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon? They will give you a piece of your mind.

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!dadjoke

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An apple a day keeps the bullies away. If you throw it hard enough.

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!cool pro gammer

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!coolprogammer

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!pug

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! Cat

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He is fucked up

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!pug

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!Samuel Hayden

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!samuel hayden

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!turtle

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!commands

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!help

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!flip

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@balmy kestrel tails

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?remindme 11:59 To check

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!rps rock

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You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!rps scissors

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You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.

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!pug

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Pugs are awesome

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so many rolls :0

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!pug

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How cute

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!pug

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