#vega-playground
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Hi, @remote tartan.
!bunny
Hi, @still vapor.
hello vega
hi
hey vega
Hey, @glass crane!
!bunny
hey vega
Hey, @valid current!
!help
!dog
!rps rock
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
Found one!
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while.
I am vega
Vega is I
hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!cat
Found one!
Hi Vega
Hi, @timber frost.
!dog
!cat
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
Hi vega
Hi, @pearl lava.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dadjoke
If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks--it cost me an arm and a leg!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
NO WAY ITS VEGA
Hi Vega
Hi, @ornate topaz.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!dog
!dog
Hi Vega
Hi, @arctic abyss.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @keen iron.
good game vega
Hi Vega
Hi, @topaz cloud.
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
DOGGO
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
yay I won!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!pug
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
You chose Testicles.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
Hi Vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi Vega
Hi, @young bane.
Hi Vega
Hi, @dire bloom.
!pug
!dog
he chomp
!dog
!userinfo
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!userinfo
Huh ancient history
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
!dog
Found one!
Found one!
!pug
!cat
Found one!
!pug
!cat
Found one!
!help
!pug
!pug
!pug
!cat
Found one!
!dog
hi vega
Hi, @calm pendant.
!cat
Found one!
Hi vega
Hi, @willow cargo.
I love you VEGA
Hi, @midnight tapir.
!cat
Found one!
!dog
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!pug
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Hi, @cerulean girder.
Hi vega
Hi, @deep fractal.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @humble plume.
!cat
Found one!
!help
!dog
!dog no work
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!floppa
!dog
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!boxer
!dog
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps The Dark Lord
You chose The.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!dadjoke
Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.
!dadjoke
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’
vega if there were 2 atoms in miss convergence suspended in a quantum field.
what would the atoms taste like?
Hi vega
Hi, @rustic notch.
!dadjoke
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps monkey
You chose Monkey.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps nuts
You chose Nuts.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
Uh oh
!rps The Father
You chose The.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
The Rock?
!dadjoke
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
!dadjoke
Dad died because he couldn't remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.
!dadjoke
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a no bell prize.
!rps Doom Slayer
You chose Doom.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps DoomSlayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher?
They can't control their pupils.
What is the leading cause of dry skin? Towels
!rps DoomSlayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps DoomSlayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
In the news a courtroom artist was arrested today, I'm not surprised, he always seemed sketchy.
!rds paper
!rps Nuke
You chose Nuke.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Doomslayer with another Doom slayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps the Book off god
You chose The.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.
hey VEGA
Hey, @small portal!
can i shoot a hole into the surface of Mars?
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!doom
hey VEGA can i shoot hole into the surface of Mars?
!dadjoke
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonaid.
I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dadjoke
How does a French skeleton say hello? Bone-jour.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dadjoke
"I'm sorry." "Hi sorry, I'm dad"
@cerulean girder heads
!cat
Found one!
!monkey
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock3
You chose Rock3.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
aw shit is misspeled
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Found one!
!dadjoke
Error 404: Humor module not found!
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!dog
!av
!av
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
Found one!
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Found one!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!

Found one!
!dog
!rps bird
!rps sword
You chose Sword.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
Cute 😎I like this dog
!dog
!dog
!rps bfg10000
You chose Bfg10000.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
What
!rps اخيهسرديحس يهدتير
You chose اخيهسرديحس.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
dang it
paper is the ultimate weapon
!rps khan maykr
You chose Khan.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
huh
They had to edit the first ending of 'Lone Wolf McQuade' after Chuck Norris kicked David Carradine's ass, then proceeded to barbecue and eat him.
!rps paper
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cats
!rps knife
You chose Knife.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps The Slayer
You chose The.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps Doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!rps mi verga
You chose Mi.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps worm
You chose Worm.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps marauder
You chose Marauder.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
His weakness is paper
You chose Nig.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps Doomguy
You chose Doomguy.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Vega.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Hi vega
Hi, @verbal veldt.
!rps Rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Russia
You chose Russia.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rpsdoomguy
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

!cat
Found one!

!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

!rps Spamton G. Spamton!
You chose Spamton.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
Finally he did it he win
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!rank
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
!bird
!rps ball sack
You chose Ball.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps ballsack
You chose Ballsack.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
cbt from wikipedia.
!rps spyfromtf2
You chose Spyfromtf2.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!balls
!rps cat
You chose Cat.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dog
Ğırşhei
!rps super shotgun
You chose Super.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps Scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps balls 

You chose Balls.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps 
You chose
.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
!dog
hi vega
Hi, @rare tapir.
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!bunny
Vega just erased bunny from his memory 😂
!dog
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!cat
Found one!
!vega
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!dog
!run
!vega
!cat
Found one!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
Pov:Classic DOOM lore, they kill MY Rabbit
Doom etarnal lore, hdjdjvkakdiehxhjwdjudhcryjdjxgjgjckhkhfkhfigdgjdgjxgjjdgjdgjfjgjgnvxjvxgjxgnxvngjfhdugdfjdjgdfusgjxutsutstusjfsjgdjgjfsfjzfzhfsututztxgjjgxjgdutsusjfjfsgjdjthfdjsmhkhhldjtdjgwurkgktitdurqjtsjtslteagdkdthsfjgdtsfjtykyitdgjfjahjffsistitktusttjstqqreudatirsjfzfgd trtdky jttkktcngddydtgd
!gay
!dog
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps e
You chose E.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!dog
!dog
!dog
!rps ur mom
You chose Ur.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
🤨
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!
!daisy
!rabit
!rabbit
!rps doomslayer
You chose Doomslayer.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps Bob
You chose Bob.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps The ark of the Universe
You chose The.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps ArkOfTheUniverse
You chose Arkoftheuniverse.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
I just need to use paper, huh
!rps
Description: Play Rock Paper Scissors with the bot
Cooldown: 5 seconds
Usage:
!rps [choice]
Example:
!rps rock
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Rock.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!doomslayer
!help
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!help
!Lizard
!cat
Found one!
!cat
Found one!
Hi vega
Hi, @cerulean girder.
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Scissors.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!dog
!women
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Paper.
Scissors win!

!rps scissors
You chose Scissors.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!vega
!help
!dog
!Girls
!help
!dadjoke
What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.
!cat
Found one!
!dog
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Rock.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
I have the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.
!dadjoke
Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Scissors.
Rock wins!
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
!dadjoke
Dad I’m hungry’ … ‘Hi hungry I’m dad
!dadjoke
Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.
!dadjoke
I’ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down!
!dadjoke
What type of music do balloons hate? Pop music!
!dadjoke
This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.
!dadjoke
What biscuit does a short person like? Shortbread.
!dadjoke
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man.
!dadjoke
You know what they say about cliffhangers...
!dadjoke
Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.
!dadjoke
Conjunctivitis.com – now that’s a site for sore eyes.
!dadjoke
Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.
!dadjoke
What do you do when you see a space man?
Park your car, man.
!dadjoke
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
!dadjoke
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!”
!dadjoke
You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
!dog
!dadjoke
I used to work for an origami company but they folded.
!dog
!rps rock
You chose Rock.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!dadjoke
How do robots eat guacamole? With computer chips.
!dadjoke
I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.
Vega are you the father?
!dadjoke
How do you get two whales in a car? Start in England and drive West.
A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!rps paper
You chose Paper.
I choose Paper.
It's a tie! Please choose another.
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!


!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
how does vega know how to cut off nutsack
vega knows a thing or two because vega has seen a thing or two
vega has seen some stuff
and done some stuff as well 🚎
luckily vega got backed up in doom 2016
is it the same conciousness though, or is it a different one?
idk that thing that got exploded could be his conciousness
i think that was his proccessing, simulating and proccessing a literal gods conciousness is a bit hefty
probabaly
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
How do hens stay fit? They always egg-cercise!
!rps VEGA
You chose Vega.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!rps balls
You chose Balls.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps iraq
You chose Iraq.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
You chose Doooom.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!cat
Found one!
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps nutsack
You chose Nutsack.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!dog
!doom meme
!rps gun
You chose Gun.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!dog
!cat
Found one!
Bird
!cat
Found one!
!rps alpha particles
You chose Alpha.
I choose Rock.
Rock wins!
!rps alpha particles
You chose Alpha.
I choose Scissors.
Scissors win!
!rps alpha-particles
You chose Alpha-particles.
I choose Paper.
Paper wins!
!cat
Found one!
!av
!av
!dadjoke
Why didn’t the orange win the race? It ran out of juice.
!dadjoke
Why does Superman get invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.
!dog
!dadjoke
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna" fish!
!dadjoke
I gave all my dead batteries away today, free of charge.
!dadjoke
My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down.
!dadjoke
My new thesaurus is terrible. In fact, it's so bad, I'd say it's terrible.
!meme
!dadjoke
Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is? In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
!av
tf
Ayo
nice
Woman
!av
!dadjoke
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
!dadjoke
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
!av
!dadjoke
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
!av
!av
!cat
Found one!
!av
!dog
!cat
Found one!
!av
!userinfo
!av
!av
!av
!av
!av
!av
!dog
!vega
!dadjoke
‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire
!dog
!dog
!dadjoke
My dentist is the best, he even has a little plaque!
!dadjoke
I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can't wait to see how it turns out.
Egg
!dadjoke
A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
!cat
Found one!
!pizza
!gayporn
Nice one
!av

!av
!dadjoke



