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guitar's first string (e) broke
I mean I can believe it. Even if the Slayer isn't mechanical, he's not exactly "normal". His power is godly. It's a common trope. For instance, Shadow the Hedgehog can drive a regular bike in supersonic speeds because he essentially imbues the bike with his power.
Or the Ghost Rider. He imbues any vehicle or object he touches with Hellfire.
I could believe that too. He uses the same weapons that other human soldiers use too. But it probably takes more ammo for the regular humans to kill demons. But not the Slayer. Ignoring gameplay reasons, he's canonically a walking hasty berserk quad-damage dealer.
I just like killing demons.
It’s his own opinions and there’s nothing wrong with that
he just rage baits that's all
hol on, i'm intrigued
what are some of his juiciest takes?
He comes off as elitist
Ew, elitists
His most recent video, to me, actually seems like something I CONNECT with. Not because he's objectively right, but because it speaks to me on a fundamental human level. He likes the game because he's emotionally attached to it. He got big and popular from it; got him and his audience through COVID.
Doom Eternal is very good game, objectively so. It's not Ride to Hell: Retribution or Half-Life 2 (rage bait), you know, complete garabge games, BUT, it's not THE GAME.
he said HL2 was a "garbage game"?
No i said that lmao
why do you think it's trash
I don't lol. I'm just joking. But unironically though, I am sure there are people who think it is trash.
And that's kind of the point, especially with communities like this and Mayo's... I think a lot of people don't realize that video games are diverse.
what are some of Mayo's worst takes on other games that aren't Doom Eternal
To be honest, I am not sure. I don't watch him all that much to actually have a factual bases to be completely critical of him; saying that however, his most recent video essentially shits on TDA because "he's emotionally attached" to Doom Eternal.
wow.
"i'm emotionally attached to Eternal, so i think TDA will be bad because it's not Eternal at all"
He's very cautious with his words; he says
"I'm sure it will be great, but will I make all kinds of content on it? Probably not. X mechanics aren't in game"
he didn't really shit on it though? iirc he just acknowledged that eternal holds a special place for him, and he's not as hyped for tda
which is fair lmao
it's okay to not be excited for an upcoming game
where does he shit on TDA in that video
i dont like most of mayo's takes but he didn't really criticise the game at all there
Of course not. It's just that saying "X is my favorite thing, so Y can't really be" is stupid. Can't both be true at the same time?
I like Doom Eternal, but I also really like BioShock. I'm emotionally attached to both.
my emotional attachment game is Undertale and Metroid Prime
hopefully the next will be OMORI
what does "godly" power even mean?
im also not sure if doomguy is comparable to how his power was obtained to sonic or ghost rider
well, doom eternal basically gave him a platform, it gave him an opportunity to do lots of cool things, made a podcast which had hugo in it, worked on the 6.66 update to some extent, etc
which is why he is not as excited for tda as he was for eternal, becuase eternal had a massive impact on his life
but he said he's intrigued, interested in the new idea that tda brings, not that he doesnt wanna play it or isnt excited
Chat here me out here. This goober as the chonkyr.
Wait holy fuck it’s the IKEA bear
Why is it so good and then the penguin is just so sad to look at
Actually, the penguin looks a tad better than I remembered
yeah, the praetor suit is kinda what makes doomguy able to handle all this
Sadge penguin
No but that penguin is horrible compared to blåhaj or djungelskog
Yeah
The older penguin they had looked better
We should get you 900 blåhaj
Yeah, no. I’ll stick with my penguins lmao.
blahaj is cool
blåhaj is a whole thing in the trans community
Welcome to being a artist lmao
Like lemme see if I can get a video of how my wrist sounds when I crack it
Nvm I already did it so it needs time ig
literally ASMR bruh
You'll get used to it, dw. If I can whip out at least 10 a day, so can you [eventually]
If I don't crack em they hurt so ig that's lead them to be loud
least you dont have to crack your wrists like i do
i know i have the talent for sketching, its just that i wanna take it to the next level; digital art but i don't have the proper set up for it
Do you have a phone? I presume you do. I suggest using smtnn called ibis paint
free, w ads but very very good for beginners
I dont tbh, havent had a phone in years
the charity mall i went to is a scam fr, bought some noodles that were sourced from another country, one piece costed like 2 bucks, but hwen i went to my local supermarket, a packet of fucking 5 cost 2 bucks
so much for a "charity" mall
well its a "charity" mall in the sense that they sometimes give you coupons for like 70 bucks to buy stuff from there, specifically foodstuffs
which is a decent amount of money for food, thats like a couple weeks if you do it right
w h a t.
I use my phone for so many things
Duke nukem looking ass 
arnold schwarzenukem
I wanna bite duke.
duke schwarzenukem
Arnuke Schwarzenukem
Throwing myself
the super spicy ones tasted really good but were way too spicy for me, so i got the cheese
and that's how thomas dislocated 3 joints and broke 5 bones
(it was a 2 meter fall)
Genuinely tho 💀
Don’t throw yourself
me during sunday sermon: listening
my leg: bouncy bouncy
I'm tryna draw and it's not letting me.
Doom best game oat
boingboingboingboingboing
why does everyone believe he has a wife
he was early 30s somthing
I know folk in their 40s who don't got a wife 😭
Like why dont folk treat that photo as his parents? Like he would undeniably have parents
And ik there's other ways to have a kid but id software aren't writing doomguy as a test tube baby.
i'm astonished by how that family photo is still intact
The Slayer fears nothing (except women)
considering other dimensuon timezones
Same tbh, other than the giant rip in the corner 
he was very much ready to kill olivia
If a goth lady was to yell at him to bark, he would.
I don't think that Olivia wanted to get involved with DOOM guy or was flirty or something. She just wanted to kill him and make Hell free again. Honestly, I would not consider Olivia as a woman but as a demon
She was a woman, just one in a lot of pain.
Tbh it's almost the same as Commander Valen.
His was just emotional pain
Hell takes advantage of vulnerable people
Valen did the wrong thing but he was not evil. He understood what he did, the consequences and he exiled himself in Hell
Olivia was desperate to stop her pain, she was just as manipulated by hell as valen was. She just never lived to see the punishment.
I feel like its cuz after doom 2 he lost his bunny and very dear people to him and for most people the family you create yourself means more to you than the family you were born with so ppl just assumed that he lost his wife and child cuz that would probably hurt him the most (along with the bunny ofc
)
Which is weird 😭 lowkey if someone hurt any one of my animals I'd go ballistic, family members not so much, they can deal w it themselves 
Yeah, honestly, I don't really know much about 2016 lore, I mostly played to DOOM 2 and Eternal
i know a lot abt Olivia cuz I think she's pretty
She also would know French :D
She went to a French university
Yee exactly with family like parents some probably dont like others
But with family like a wife he chose her and she chose him so like losing her would suck cuz they love each other
Yee thats fair
And Hugo is laughably bad at keeping track of lore
i refuse to believe thormerz just joined 2 months before me
i thought you've been here for like 3 years or sumthn
I don't think that DOOM guy was like Anakin in terms of behavior, Daisy was murdered, sure, he's more of the John Wick type
Whos anakin and what does he do similarly to doom slayer
Nawh I got banned back in January from dyno bot fuckin up. I joined last year around may I think
Maybe earlier idk
The first message
the start of a era
saying what once
Oh, some random stream where he said that photo was of doomguy and his wife.
I genuinely refuse to believe it.
i mean it's a torn photo where the dad isn't visible the implication was already extremely obvious
I believe that photo is of him as a child.
the kid is blonde bruh
and why would the dad not be visible is doomguy's father some big lore reveal they're saving
That literally does not matter 💀
i think its to show how the doom guy and his family were ripped apart from each other
Hair colour does change and develop over time. And, he was blonde in classic doom.
Or, a lighter brown
cuz yknow they killed the wife and kid

sure
but the dad not being visible does and that heavily implies it is doomguy
no.
I refuse.
It keeps the original idea that doomguy was us. Most folk have parents, not everyone has a kid.
Its kinda like symbolic to how the demons ripped his family away from him ig
why would the picture of his dad be ripped tho
did his dad suck
I mean. Despite the books not being canon, that was a theme
😭 dude they abandoned "slayer = you" in eternal hard lol
And we all know how much eternal references the novels 
Was urdak mentioned in doom 2016 or older Games?
Because they're the same dude, it affects classic doom. I'd like to keep that idea.
if you hate stuff affecting classic doom you gotta be wilfully ignorant to 90% of the modern games
didn’t the doom guy take orbs that increased his strength overtime ever since the classic games anyways cuz i doubt if u absorb an orb that gives you invulnerability you return to how you were before you took it after a couple of minutes 
Plus, it's not that black and white.
I can want to keep somethings the same, and others change.
It's not one or the other.
Seems like some people here don’t know the lore…
cough we can tell
You have not watched Star Wars ?
Also. I have personal beef w the idea of a wife bcs it's fuckin always mentioned when I draw ship art and it's fucking tiresome.
The picture is most likely to be doomguy and his parents because hair color changes overtime
yeah
i saw one on tv randomly once i dont remember its name star wars the force something
It being his family is just very unlikely
My sibling chip had really light blonde hair as a child. Now they have darker blonde.
well either way its his family but i think u mean child and wife
(Wife and that kind of stuff, not childhood family)
yes yes
Oo who do u think they r
my internet best friend had blonde hair, now their hair is brunette
parents of doomguy??
Like. It's debatable if he had a wife. It's undeniable that he had parents.
but why would the dad’s head be torn apart 😭 did his dad suck or sumn
yes, actually
his dad was a serious piece of shit to him, i think
Possibly family issues?
as I said, the books, despite their non canonity, they did have that as a main theme.
According to the novels
It was the reason why he joined the marines in the novels.
his dad was an abusive piece of shit, its not like theyre trying to hide doomguy's face
if he sucked why would he be enraged that the demons killed him in doom 1 😭 not rlly a good reason to go on a path of rage
They should rerelease the books instead of rereleasing Classic DOOM for the 5th time
he wanted to prove himself to him ig
to prove he was a better man than his dad
We've literally never seen that mentioned lmao
is the reason why he did that (I think)
Daisy was a factor, not THE reason
Daisy was the straw that broke the camel's back.
Ok cool
forget doom eternal we have doom immortal
Doom 1 and 2 are him surviving.
The dude saw a burning city and he knew he was the only one with a chance to be able to take the demons down
II is debatable
It's not a badass shoot shoot kill story but he goes through it by will
^^ like i think they must have killed other ppl he cared about and the whole dad and mom theory doesnt rlly add up with the details 
I mean. It could be him just "might as well try. If I die I die"
why is the dad's face not visible
wasnt it also that he felt like its a "last stand" kinda thing, like he will keep killing demons to survive more less
“I stopped this kind of thing once, can I stop it again?”
Unless you make lots of stuff up to make it fit LOL
yeah that kinda thing, it was him fighting for his life and boom he ended up killing the big spider brain
I mean, the same goes w the wife idea.
To survive more less? What?
What does that mean 😭
There is no mention of them anywhere.
"if i die i die' kinda thing, like thomas said
Other than that one photo.
doom ii literally says hes ready to die at the hands of the demons until hes informed that theres a way to stop them coming to earth
What does more less even mean though
idk
It's an oxymoron
well and the khan maykr saying shed return what the demons took from him and i doubt thats just daisy
Ohhh wait did you mean "more or less"
yes yes
I think the wife theory makes the image with his head ripped off kinda like a symbolism of the demons breaking up his family which kinda fits here
Okay yeah that makes sense now
Even if Hugo said that, it’s likely uncanon due to the nature of Hugo’s statements
It could genuinely just mean the normalcy he had before all of this.
And the humans they killed in his home dimension
the innocence lost, or something
Having him live a normal life again :D
I am so glad TDA is recontextualizing the Slayer to be a tragic character
Daisy has been the only thing that's stayed consistent throughout most of the doom games.
shes only mentioned in Doom 1, 2016 and Eternal i believe
Fr. I genuinely fucking hate it when folk treat him as like. "Oh he's badass he couldn't have mental issues" and it's like 
Not 2016
theres a missing poster for her so i counted that cause why not yk
im sorry but if you killed demons for millions of fucking years, you CAN and WILL have mental issues
yeah and also theres no reason why doomguy's dad would be missing his head on the picture
That's in the MP only
doomguy would probably just curbstomp anyone who tries to be attacking towards him
True
I don't know about that one
well yeah me neither tbh
Like I would agree if not for the fact it's the MAYKRS brainwashing him
Their technology is crazy
as I said before. Despite the novels non canon status, he had daddy issues. Eternal references the books countless times w the whole Taggart thing. It wouldn't be a stretch for them to be referencing that.
they were practically able to control the dark lord, or his power atleast in another being
(doomguy)
He still is lowkey severely mentally ill
probably, yeah
Not to the extent as we saw in 64 though
Like the hallucinations we see in 2016? I'm not a doctor but jfc.
even just stepping into the divinity machine room that he was in god knows how long ago still traumatizes him
Even my ass who's gone through genuine psychosis didn't have that severe of hallucinations 😭
Like those would put him in a mental ward for months.
A year maybe
He does have therapy books tho
Which is a lot better than most
Doomguy is insane because he swears he once saw a spectre caco but people keep telling him it doesn't exist (it does)
"spectre caco isnt real, it cnat hurt you" ahh
cnat
It's like seeing a purple ork 
Take the eyes of a Spectre and put it in a Caco
Wait
Unfortunately the caco has one eye slot

I swear I’ve seen somewhere that Spectres are just Pinkies with Caco eyes
Yup, 2016's entry
well, theres the pinky spectre and the whiplash spectre
And the caco spectre
Pinkie
i thought we were talking about the spirit for a while lkmoa
It's Pinky

There’s a spectre caco in PSX Doom believe it or not
That is what I am referring to yes

A singular one in a dark lit room
Secret Caco 
Programming mistake but a really funny one
The spectre caco.... the spectre caco is real....
The Mandela effect is WRONG!!!
Jack Black should play Doomguy in the next movie
Please no.
i would glory kill someone
Jack black is neat but he needs to retire.
La-la-la lava, ba-ba-ba Baron
Doom's lava Baron, yeah it's tanky as hell
Anome I'm gonna get you.
REVENANT MISSILE 🗣️
Fuck I keep messing up the ba-ba part
PINKY JOCKEY!
-# We have pinky jockies now.
Then one day I stumbled upon...
Untitled plays
Hell
I'm.
BLOOD PUNCH RELEASE
I….AM SLAYER
Chat go cleanse yourself and play Andy's apple farm.
fackin what
As a Marine, I yearned for the glory kills
Praetor armor, full set
cacodemon jockey
They LOVE crushing skulls
hmmm
those are the maykrs!
what could be the flint and steel
rip and tear!
First we Doom, then we Guy. Let's Doomguy!
horrible

we making a doomguy movie with jackblack at this point
This... is a Crucible!
let my weapons guide you
Barons are the big ol’ red ones
Let's not forget DOOM: Annihilation had the line "I'm your ultra-nightmare!"
This reminds me of shadow wizard money gang for some reason 
They did it
protagonist says the movie title ass
"DOOM, is ETERNAL"
The writing team for that movie was high on something though, who introduces the characters of an action thriller with a scene where they accuse eachother of stealing panties
wuat\
huh, scuse me
"Crash Bandicoot, it's about time!"
-Cortex, Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time
I love the title so much though becuase it has a double meaning
Like yeah it's about time for a new Crash, but the game is also... about time. It's about time.
You say this as if they didn't put doomguy watching "restricted flicks in a breakroom" in the manual 😭
Wasn’t Crash 4 even harder than the originals?
It wasn't
It has infinite lives, so
But at least it's optional, unlike in Sonic Origins
And the original game didn't allow you to save until a boss level or you get a gem, which you needed to get deathless, which is not fun at all
One of my favorite depressing games was born from a doodle of some guy watching restricted flicks
I wouldn't be surprised if Carmack was behind that line in the manual though, because [insert quote here]
Ngl I wouldn't be surprised
Tbf they're all men w varying amounts of maturity 
Well. There'd women in id software but idk how many were there in the 90s
id mom was around then
She's actually the namesake of the E3M2 theme, "Donna to the Rescue"
I wonder if any fast food is open rn.... I'm hunger
Just incredibly funny to imagine being in Hell, fighting demons, and suddenly an office manager charges in to save you
Yknow i wouldn't be against that lowkey
Carmack needed his coffee quake
Oh no

yea but the price of having infinite lives was that if you didn't die once, you'd get a flashback tape
if you did die then lmao
no way
this reminds me of smth else
Yeah lmfao, ig me knowing the doomcord lore makes it seem like I've been here longer or smthn
The doomcord chronicles is extensive
it's immersive
What does it remind you of
then suddenly... the Anti-Doomcord arrives to cause Armageddon, Hugo Martin
Dream being surrounded by the hunters
I've been here for 4 years
With how little I know about the doomcord lore it seems like I've been here less
all of a sudden i'm discovering ancient legends such as this
Like #eternal-lore. I wasn't there for it. But im aware of it.
#doom-vfr 😔
a moment of silence for the long gone channels
Eternal-lore was a apparently a cesspool lmao
#doom-eternal still is
Iirc it got hit w the same thing as the whole no memes thing bcs folk were either weird as shit or making doomguy racist
excuse me, making doomguy racist?
Unrelated but recently I saw someone with "USSR" listed as an interest in their bio
Very interesting
I mean. Its a period of history ig
Oh yeah the interest isn't immoral but better wording could apply
Yeah lmfao
My favorite list of interests in a bio I've seen was just "hamsters and soup" though, literally just that, something about it is hilarious
"What are you hyperfixated on?"
"Soup"
Put a big ass "I DO NOT CONDONE RUSSIA"
Soup is so nice tho
Chicken.... chicken soup...
La-la-la-lava
nononono
Pumpkin soup and brioche... ourh...
i like the more native soups to my country
Yk that's so fair
OH IVE HAD THAT
Yk how I mentioned that Filipino carer I mentioned? He loved cooking and he'd make that for me occasionally
niiice
He was a good dude
It tastes so good 😭
I miss his cooking man
It's been like a year since I've seen him
do you still come in contact? like chatting
Nawh, I occasionally go to his food truck, but he's not a carer no more.
Plus there's a legal boundary so i can't have his number or anything yk
Mhn, that and texmex, both are great
that's sick man
for Easter

i'm just waiting for the inevitable to happen in this channel...
bulalo 😋
hello
hii
hi frost
what're you doing rn
chillin
Out of all the things
this one?
(found on google, i don't have one, that's not my hand)
Sometimes, you just need to sell a belt buckle.
It's wonderful I love it
Also, on Romero.com (yes that's the site) you can buy floppies of classic doom 
nothing, thank goodness it didn't happen
does anyone still use floppy disks?
It's not practical, but yes
doom 1 on release was like... on 6 floppies
Maybe 4
that's kinda cuz the tech was still not so advanced
some computers couldn't just install doom on their softwares, disks had to be used
shout out to doom³ needing three disks for its pc release
The shareware version had 2 floppies, bigger than the originals
history loves to repeat or smth
But, it's a product of the time
Before I ran away from home I had a copy of Windows on a floppy
i don't even know if we have any floppies at home
Sadly, it was incomplete
This is just gonna be me when I go to Ikea.
nyx jumping into the blahaj pit
Oh 100%.
Nyx a small blåhaj is 9 dollars. You can make the pit yourself.
Which is actually reasonable price, like. 40 dollars
Its like a meter long
The small one is half that
good.
Blåhaj is life
Fun fact, Ikea gave away blåhaj in the trans flag colours [it already is, just different] but it was a limited thing to Canada.
yeah i think that was the start of blahaj being associated with the trans community
when are we gonna get blahaj with "Thomas" on its fin
It's so sad that they don't sell em
I mean. Noone in my close family can do embroidery so probably never 😭
Most of us can sew by hand tho [punk moment]
Gotta attach the patches somehow
nono Ikea did a thing, a giveaway where the winner got a special blahaj with the winner's name on the fin
i'm just procrastinating drawing him
real
i've never drawn yuri before (i have drawn a character named Yuri, though)
I'm supposed to be working on eternal's Samuel hayden in a bunch of nightshade but my body isn't letting me.
my brain is already giving up, and i've only finished the bloodstains on his damn skull
It's cool I guess. I am a bioligical male so I don't understand. There are a lot of things that I understand and I don't at the same time. I understand and for me it is normal that people can feel like they are more male or female or neither but at the same I never felt that way so I can't say anything about it because I never lived it so I just respect it. Because I am not involved and have no direct knowledge about it, I just don't comment or argue about it because I don't want to offend or disrespect anyone.
i'm not understanding
Ykwhat. That's fair. You don't know the experience, so you don't speak on it. That's a very understandable decision, and a respectful one.
Wanna know a secret. just do a big ass blob and erase parts of it.
Artists are naturally lazy, they'll find ways to make shit easier.
Sketchbook has some splatter brushes
wanna see my progress?
i've admittedly been spoiling too much of my work...
These boots for example. I used a custom pen for those laces. I ain't drawing laces.
Dawg I love looking at WIPs, shows the process. [WIP means work in process]
THE GOOBER
gooby but shows evidence of murder
You're improving so much my dude 😭
thanks so much...!
i also intend to make a hand smudge on his armor, like a UAC guy smudged his bloodied hand on the metal in desperation
yes do it.
you noticed how many of my previous drawings just had simple colored backgrounds?
for this one, i plan to make a fully fledged UAC facility, but in dissaray due to the invasion
la creactura
怪物
tfw lose an operation because we were doing too well at killing ships and forgot about the time limit.
Idk if I showed y'all this, but the ATM spat out yen when I was depositing coins
that's practically worthless 😭
Even moreso here 😭
how much is it
Yen is like. Worth 10 cents here lmao
a single yen is 0.40 PHP
Wha
I was depositing some money into the ATM and it didn't recognise some coins. I never had Yen.
It just spat out random coins I never put in
i think the ATM had a brain fart, and earlier today, some japanese person deposited there
Probably 😭
Hi all 😄
hellowe

sooo, what are sentinels on the discord server? 😄
Boosters :]
theyre people who were in the game as sentinels
I knew it 🫡
yeah @sturdy summit saw doomguy and had his spear ready when he killed deag grav
Yup I was the 3rd dude on the right
it all makes sense now 
it is not, and even if it wasnt, whats wrong with it?
people can support whoever they want imo
if you have a complaint, you can just keep quiet becuase you will not be recieved well
I rarely open the general chat and this is the first thing i see
its ok his only job is moaning when he sees a progressive person
It's not. This person is immensely and insanely toxic too. Accused me of gate keeping because I questioned why they liked Doom if they never really actually play it
Playing doom is not a requirement to be in this server.
Oh boy
She doesn't play nudoom.
why did bro get defensive about playing doom or not, cmon bro ur not that insecure 😭
"n-no i played doom before ;-;"
You don't need to like nudoom to be here. Classic doom is great.
nah all doom games suck
He was shitting on TDA during the time I asked said question.
he??
She. Get it right if you're gonna shittalk.
doom the WOEK ages becuase WOMAEN in game!!1
I don't have to care about TDA either.
@muted pagoda
Oh.
y'know what, I'm getting kev, I've no patience for this nonsense.
Grabbing the popcorn..🍿
the hell's going on yet again
Also, Please remember id software and Romero games are incredibly supportive of queer folk. If you have a problem w queer folk, politely gtfo :3
No one does here
Wowie
.... john Romero is quite literally in this server.
Dumbass.
he was doing idiotic shit just to get on everybody's nerves
Okay?
Misgenders on purpose, "nobody has a problem with queer folk here" mm'kay.
OH YOU MEANT
I have no idea what gender you are. I use "he" all the time.
Nvm I'm very tired.
Fucker it's in her name.
My pronouns are literally in my fucking name.
Are you braindead??
They both are.
nods disappointedly about the visible advancements of human intellect
I've better things to do than read the words of two creatures that're dumber than dogshit.
Jfc someone take these mfs off life support it's so tiresome
nice opinion
capital punishment
lets all agree to hate on demons ❤️
so true
regardless of everything ❤️
guys let’s all frolick in a meadow
I won't hate on maykrs but I'll hate on a few demons.
FOR WE ARE ONE
FOR
WE
ARE
LEGION

The only good nazi is a dead nazi.
WHOS WITH ME LETS GO FROLICKING
unite
I've fought transphobes before I'll do it again

let's rip and tear nazis
I can't hate on Mancubuses bc they are called Fatso in the code
Gonna bonk my head into a nazi's pathetic imitation of a face 
Mancubi. The plural is mancubi. [I think]
Nazis are awesome target practice for any weapon 👍
Mancubi pronouns are fat/so
I had a twitch video where I thought about calling it "killing phat ones", but then referred to as mancubuses 😂
Or fat/ass
don't misgender. they are kg/lb
Comes with pronouns and everything!
uhhhhh
THE PLUTONIA WOKEXPERIMENT
On that Nickocadobus Avocadus grind
THE WOKE AGES
WOKE (2016)
what is the Mancubus saying in Doom II
I always heard their sound effect as like.. “come to daddy!” or smth
See that's awesome but have y'all considered that In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one stood. He chose the path of perpetual torment. In his ravenous hatred he found no peace. And with boiling blood he scoured the Umbral Plains seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him. And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him... The Doom Slayer.
wait isn’t it just slowed down pig noises now that I recall
@fast lion love the pfp
Hey pig
He's staring autistically at the viewer
Piggy by Nine Inch Nails plays in the background
Thousand yard slayer stare



The
Themst'd've
ye
This but with the og Doom
T½h⅔e⅜
Don't meme around
Gosho Krista?
I hope this helps you to understand why we limit memes so heavily in this community.
In the past we had a population of users here which only wanted to throw some random memes into a specific channel. The health of the server suffered greatly from that and that's why we went so strict about it. Be here because you love DOOM and everything that comes with it and make sure there is some context if you post memes.
Despite the fact that we have mods from multiple time zones to ensure this place is safe and enjoyable for everyone, there may be cases when we are not looking at the chat. If left unattended, the memes being posted will start to turn hateful, and it may take a few minutes for the moderation team to react.
We actively work to prevent this from happening.
This is by far something a lot of people have been bummed with. Since we got so many channels to pipeline discussions with like-minded people it could turn into a whole other mess if people just post random memes or other forms of content that can derail a whole conversation.
Gosho krusta
Ok thanks, interesting
Damn rule 2 actually so fucking true
Vega spitting
As usual
Incels can't help themselves unfortunately
what just happened
idk
4: "- is temporary but doom is eternal"
BE ORIGINAL PLEASE IT WAS FUNNY ONLY 2 TIMES
your stench is the reason why it's temporary 💔
i was mocking this joke
ik
i really believe this "is temporary doom is etnael " whatever is stupid
the people making that joke are always the toxic doom eternal fans too
or only played doom through those gameplay reddit story videos on tiktok
Temporary eternal is, doom bordem is
Lemonade?
ok tbh only joke i made about that is "doom is temporary but the phase is eternal"
cause of my emo doom slayer persona
Tomato juice?
"Doom is temporary, the pain from taking the last bite of your favorite food is eternal."
anyways, how are y'all today?
Mangoes tango beside broccoli dreams while cucumbers whisper to pineapple shadows under carrot skies.
Just remove everything before doom is eternal and the "is" and you have a better sentence
meh
ok
Wassuup my dawg
hello
I've just been asleep all day personally
You are my favorite person right now
oh.. thanks
Do you play cod too
no i don't
sorry
coby has learned how to use his paw to knock on our bedroom door
i completed doom hunter base in kaisercampaign today wooo
im getting better at using my keybinds, kinda know what button is what gun, but its hard to both switch a gun and keep moving at the same time
Happy Easter 🫡
its kinda funny easter landed on 4/20 this year
doom
doom
Happy Easter @everyone
Happy Easter
Happy easter
U can get warned for attempting to ping everyone lol
They said doom tda trailer will be out during WrestleMania 41 event...where is it?
thank you so much @wanton solar for the like and comment 😉
so its sure tommorw drop a new Doom TDA trailer ?
today
or ig tomorrow depending on whre you are
hope we will see more guns and demons ! the game look massiv
Happy
Day
love when im trying to get more ram and the only site i can find the exact model on is out of stock..
its not even listed on the official website either
its just on an out of stock sell on ebay..
This is annoying, we are supposed to get a trailer today and some are saying tommorow, i wish that we can get an exact time on when the trailer drops instead of speculating
other sites always direct me to a differnet model
could've swore it was today, even official doom twitter confirmed it
That's what am thinking but other people are saying tommorow which is stupid and makes me more confused
As far as i see wrestlemania or whatever is called starts at 22:00 for me in the EU
ill check the twitter and see if they updated anything
no updates on the official twitter
I just hope when it starts they give us the trailer first because am not gunna sit here and wait until idk when for them to finally put it on
god this is so annoying
i cant find it anywhere else
and i just got this pc in december. i wonder why i cant find the ram anywhere else
its today, during wrestlemania
but wrestlemania isnt untill like 7-8 pm est
OOF
Definitely comparable to Ghost Rider IMO. Both are basically demon-killers, given powers by a higher being; a malevolent Lord of Hell. Only difference is that Johnny Blaze signed a deal, and the Doom Slayer was blessed via a machine.
well, more specifically a machine that was infused with the power of the dark lord, effectively making him weaker, and making the infused being as strong as davoth once was
Yeah, that's true. I ain't gonna try to rationalize Classic pre-Argenta Doom lore, because that story is straight-up broken lol
But if I had to make SOME sense of how things work after the Marine became the Hellwalker, this is how I'd approach it. (I know, I have way too much time on my hands.)
The other plot point that also remains unanswered is, how did the Slayer defeat the Great One? It's said that higher Titans like the Dreadnought, or the Icon of Sin can never die unless they're impaled by a Crucible blade, with the blade still stuck on them. The Slayer already lost his Crucible blade after Taras Nabad and only got a new one in Eternal.
So that means he had no Crucible with him when felling the Great One.
well, you can check m0no's guide on the lore, altho i think higher titans in general are called The Great Ones
Ooh, you got a link bruv?
Really?
"Titans, also known as the Great Ones, are gargantuan demonic monsters, typically
humanoid in appearance. They are revered within Hell for their immense power and capability of
destruction. Titans are typically utilized within Hell as slaves and warriors. The most notable of
them is the Icon of Sin, the most powerful Titan - but it has already been discussed. Other notable
Titans include:
The Dreadnought - a Titan unleashed upon the city of Taras Nabad before Argent D’Nur
fell. It was rendered unstoppable by the Sentinel army, but it soon became the first victim of the
Doom Slayer, killed by his Crucible. The Dreadnought remains in eternal slumber in Taras Nabad.
The Great One - an unnamed Titan who fought the Doom Slayer in Hell, sometime in the
Third Age. It was dispatched by the Slayer and its body fell to the ground - there its corpse rotted
and became a permanent landmark in the Great Steppe, giving way to the underground
catacombs, the Titan’s Realm."
Yep.
check the reddit link and youll find the guide link, has 200 pages of lore put together
Oh, bless you.
Is not bad thing but she don't like me
i feel m0no is a pretty good source to trust, iirc he read some sort of really big official doom book a few times through
So I guess the Great One doesn't need a Crucible blade then?
well, we do see a titan get knocked down into some pit in one of the trailers
wait no thats a different guy
Hrm, alright.
So the best of the regular Titans was the Great One.
And then beyond that, you get the Dreadnought, Maligog, and the Icon.
Ya know, there's this really trivial grammatical error that also occurs in Doom lore that always slightly peeved me cuz it's in my nature to be a Grammar Police.
It's that Samur is referred to as the Seraphim, and the Maykr lore book is called the Book of Seraphs.
But in reality, Seraph is singular, and Seraphim is plural. So technically, Samur is a Seraph, and the book should be called Book of the Seraphim.
It's a minor detail but UUUUUUUURGH. 😩
for a second i tought there was 3 marauders (there are 2)
YES. YES THAYS ALWAYS ANNOYED ME
Welcome.
guys i might have convinced my mom to buy me doom the dark ages for when it will come out :d
nice
hello, me too
Hey yall, I'm new here. I have to say the "travel to the moon" wad is the bane of my existence 🤦♀️. I hate to ask a repetitive question, but does anyone have any wads that you have an absolute blast playing?
Overboard, Going Down Turbo, maybe Auger Zenith
somewhat easy but Escape From Slime City
Thank you so much, are they space themed for the most part or hellscape? I'm fascinated by the environments.
none of those sadly are, bar somewhat Auger Zenith
Ancient Aliens if you love space aesthetic 🙂
though, all of them look really fucking good
Sweet! Have you played Neon Overload yet?
nah
I can't even find it anywhere on Doomworld or similar sources when I just searched it up
I found it on a Facebook group, I'll get you the doomworld link
Sending it to you now chief, I got the name wrong it's Neon Overdrive.
oh god a slaughterwad

Quite a difficult language to learn!
I know more Norwegian than Welsh, and I imagine you're right. It's all like elvish to me lol.
i only speak english
Learn you some old viking Norse too while you're at it.
Have you ever wanted to learn?
oh yeah im stupid, well then im american
English is difficult as hell
Homophones are the worst, and grammatically correct shit uggghhh
You finally graduating what we call "high school" here in the states? I hope you go to college and university too...make us some better doom maps in the future lol.
Finland:
Finland is also very metal and even chillier. And I wanna go there one day seriously
interesting
I won't lie, Finland is no 1 on my list
I don't like travelling but it is pretty alluring. It looks so gorgeous in winter
It's a drawing I made, thankss
Oh laud
Varg Vikernes with his 'I'm gonna win this court case' smile, not knowing that the verdict was final and he gonna get locked away for a long time
Mayhem was genuinely crazy
Burning down a church was crazy but the story of their singer Dead was fucked
What sane man comes home to see the singer having deleted himself, then goes to the store to buy a camera and then using it as an album cover
I don't lmao
Yes
He was severely mentally ill
I am not fully sure of it but I hear there were some weird angles to the story
Kurt clearly wasn't well from what I heard
Is it worth to sell my kidney for doom the dark ages chat
You gon' need that kidney bro
Bet.
What if a caco shows up and eats your sole remaining kidney after you sold one

F
You guys do know you could by a whole ass apartment w the money from a kidney
A fella tried to sell his kidney on ebay
Bids went as high as 5.7 million before Ebay just said 'Enough!' and took down the ad
No I got a bat ima hit you
I got 4060ti
And a ryzen 7 2700x that is getting fucked badly by the 4060ti (I am saving for the latest ryzen 7)
HIV? Ymean the AIDS epidemic 😭
Yeah AIDS epidemic was really bad, apparently the US president during that time was like 'eh? what?' and took a while to respond properly
They blamed the gays on it
Das crazy
Which. Isn't true. Because anyone can get a STI like that 😭
When, interestingly enough, most HIV cases came from needles (Including ones used by doctors, not just needles used by junkies)
Like 150
LITERALLY
My parents helped me save up for the 4060ti and a 240hz monitor (should've gotten a 160hz insead)
We have things here in Australia called "clean clinics" where folk can use their drugs in a safe space. Because you can never stop drug use, but you can prevent the deaths and disease spreading from it.
Yeah. Doctors have confidentiality for that
What happens if I accidentally crush my balls (lmao wtf)
You will cease the ability to have kids
Beside that. Will it hurt / be deadly
They're asking if you use drugs not because they're a narc, they're asking so they don't kill you with a anaesthetic 😭
True. Same reason why you should be honest if a surgeon asks if you just ate. Even if you reaaalllly want that surgery, don't lie and wait it out. It sucks but eating before surgery is risky
Will it hurt / be deadly tho
Hurt , yes.
Deadly, depends, you got a doctor nearby?
Would you rather be hungry or drown on your own vomit? I'd rather be hungry 😭
No (didn't crush my balls, it was a funky question that popped in my mind :d)
I crushed my balls in the womb smh
Fent 🗣️ 🔥
As a person who's tried it, it's just mid.

Coke.
I've done several drugs, all kinda mid
Weed is possibly the best one w out major side effects
I'm 17, but I grew up in a super bad area
I'll never try pot because I am already mentally insane and I don't even have schizophrenia
And pot triggers schizophrenia if it can, which is fucked
I have dementia
Certain strains cause paranoia and schizotypal events
i already got OCD which is not exactly schizophrenia, but it does make you 'believe' in shit that really isn't true
(Believe in the sense that you don't genuinely believe it, you are just forced to believe it because your brain won't let you reason yourself out of it)
Weed is shi the first time u try it
As a person who has a schizotypal disorder [cptsd] it doesn't affect me much
Crazy
Don't ruin ur lungs gang
says the hardcore alcoholic
That's why I eat edibles lmao
Well no shit you eat edible food
Let me guess.. america
Damn
What abt fent 🤑
It's decriminalised here. Legalised for medical use.
Fair
Fent is illegal bcs it's a medical drug 😭
Dang it
Fent is also used as a medical
The other type of fent
I forgor abt it
(Wtf are we even on abt lol)
(Can we switch context)
Why I have dementia dude. I forget the things I do the last day (I am not kidding)


I killed chat 😭
Anyways ping me if u guys uhhh (idk just ping me when you Want)
damn im lookin good
perhaps
somebody's gonna friggin pay for screwing up my vacation
i had eggs you're mom had sausage
Did the trailer not come out?
Not yet
Doom 2016 Deathmatch for Xbox is hot rn
DREW MCINTYRE
He's wearing a cloak like Doom Slayer from Dark Ages in WrestleMania 41
Plus we got Kerry King from Slayer
Match of the night for me just for those 2 entrances alone
I knew it was him, just in disbelief lol
Drew should've yelled Rip and Tear as he was by the chain-shield and helmet
damn that was good
The little DOOM display looked awesome
thats one doomed space marine
alien bastards
It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum And I'm all out of gum
hey at least my game is better
its time to duke it out in doom
still fucking using troll gifs
It was cool
Actual communication❌️Emoji communication✅️
hello
who gets more woman yeah me
aw shit here comes the new Dark Ages trailer
uh, ok
hey I'm not the one killing demons over a fuckin rabbit
im a woman, or, more like a girl
yay new trailer
shake it baby
wut
dead ass theres a new trailer
im all man
dumbass
Shit sorry that I took 1 hr
what?
Eats shard of glass ✅ cuts the throat by the inside out ✅
well i hate you
I want to try tbh
why do you keep spamming the checkmark and x format like that
IM GONNA FUCKING RIP DOOM GUYS HEART OUT
Nah I'm not gonna try it
I'm sticking to smoking weed and doing hardcore alcoholism 🗣️ 🔥
What-
you definitely arent allowed to say that
I don't car 🗣️
server rules not mine
I feel like I'm gonna get shot multiple times
doom is actually a good franchise
Is that the orthodox cross in ur user :0
lets be friends doom guy
also the "joke" is just talking about male private parts, thats not a joke thats just nsfw
e
Ima go back doing my shi
hardcore alcoholism
Tbh idek how much I have left to live
...ok
I forgor
no?
Germany took massive L twice
in like football?
did they play this weekend? im not into sports
No
I'm talking abt first ww and second ww
why??
I'm losing my mind
god dammit tomb raider wont fuckin download
feel the wrath of duke
ill look it up
wait
you talking land of the babes
E
hey in either doom2016 or 64; i swear there was a demon in the lore that worked for the UAC and was turned into a demon? There was a name for them and it sounds so crackpot but i cant put my mind on who it is
like it might just be the mother but i forgor
Olivia?
Well Olivia doesn't sound crackpot exactly lol
But she did turn into a demon
olivia was pretty nuts
Try not to obfuscate filthy things in this type of sludge
All the power of hell.... cowering before one man.
My liver is starting to hurt shall I stop
What in gods green earth is this new bfg ballista thing
They turned it into megatron nuke
Tf u mean, show
You guys didn't see the new trailer?
Doom guts gets a big nuke ballista
It's like the bfg except the explosion just takes up the whole screen and turns everything into microwaved egg
Didn't saw, didn't had time
Lmfao fr? Ima go watch it rn
||It’s the crossbow from Heretic||
Holy shit that's peak
