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are you actually 30 or was that bait
Oh shit that’s nice
get well soon
i dont think this guy ever played DOOM if he thinks Doomguy never got anxiety
it actually made it's own frame generation stuff, called Tiny Glade Super Resolution
I’ll be young forever
He's never heard of DOOM 64 seemingly
fr
literally "Doomguy PTSD Simulator 1997"
Doom64 scared the shit out of me dude
literally talks about Doomguy having nightmares and panic attacks
I’ve been hooked on rivals dude idk what it is but it’s been so addictive
Pacific Drive when I'm prepared mentally, Sam And Max Season 1, and some other stuff as well
theres like so many spiderdemons rn
mostly doom lol. havent been playing many new games but Im gonna play robocop rogue city when I watch the second movie
Im also gonna play max payne 2 now
just bought a downloaded DOOM 2016 so i can play peak after i finish DOOM 2 and 64
Telling u rn before u play, robocop was so ass I can’t tell u how disappointed I was after playing it
I might like it personally
looks like my type of game
I'm circling between Marvel's Spider-Man and Disney Infinity lately
You’re going to start behaving
also I'm the weird guy that liked COD Vanguard
Amok, you know what to do
Maybe it could be ur type of game but for me personally it was way way too slow and not enough interesting points of play or interactivity besides the wonky scanning feature
thanks Kev and Amok
Quick play
Adios boomer 💔
fair
my only problem so far is deciding on if I should even bother with watching robocop 2
cuz I heard its kinda ass
honestly, just watch it if you can
I watched it when I was younger and tbh? Yeah it was kinda booty but I liked it regardless since it’s robocop
plus they shot the final scene in my hometown lol
I was so weirded out when The Crew took place in Detroit at the beginning
I never expect a game to be set in Michigan tbh
Mann i wish this server had a VC channel
it did, but they're too hard to moderate
How is it hard to moderate?
you have to have a moderator in the VC channel 24/7
No?
constantly there
To moderate it properly you do
Ive never seen that in any server
also, this server has over two hundred thousand members
all of which could go mental and start raising hell in the voice channel at any point
Maybe u don't need to moderate it like that then idk
I guess its just an outlier with the servers ive been in
Who can play battle mode?
it is infeasible to keep a voice channel moderated with that many people, with such a small mod team
Generally the attitude is just, in the servers ive been in
Let people go nuts cuz it only affects people who actually join
Amd nothing gets saved or can leak out either
people need to feel like they can actually join it, however
recording exists
letting people go wild will make people feel unsafe, insecure
It's not even a debatable topic tbh
Yea as i said i get it
Ive just had the same coincidental takes on it ig
and you can't moderate those rules without a moderator being there knowing what's going on
Which is just new i suppose
Tho I does makes sense cuz most servers ive been in is for multiplayer games or shows that have group watches
he got anxiety to kill more demons
whats the theme that plays in map 30 of DOOM 2
Opening to Hell
damn, so im playing Mullet Madjack and i realize
its basically a what if of if Doom and Duke Nukem had a lovechild
What did I miss lol,
something happened while I was beating Quake 1's first episode
nah lmao
Needless to say, Quake's first episode? Really damn enjoyable
6 bucks for two games with many, many add-ons? That almost feels like a steal
62 days
Also, Chthon was the easiest boss in gaming so far for me lol
The new Carti album is awful
i like how much of an unspoken consensus it is that avowed is mediocre
Since the new Xbox is coming out in 2027 how long does it take for products to come out. For example like memory card, when will it come out.
damn didn't know xbox series s/x sold well
Yo
I just beat Doom II
cool
On Nintendo Switch all the doom games are 60% off I’m gonna get them all
they are!?
I just need Doom 2016 64 and 3
havent yet played 3 or 64
64 looks so cartoony
is it not more scary
yeah, luckily doom eternal is dark and gritty
no sorry
Slayers club says it’s coming to PC soon
in few months right
maybe swithc 2? Ion know
Switch 2 maybe, Switch 1 no
Fuck!
og switch pretty bad
in terms of performance
so no suprise if it does not come on it
It would def blow up
I love bombs
My friend and I, a few days ago decided it would be funny if we set the og game to UV and made the damage scaling and health of the enemies perfect for multiplayer and made us start with the pistol on every mission every time regardless on if we saved….. it was not funny
doesnt sound fun
I swear the specters were the scariest fucking thing ever
One of us would get split from the other then pinned by one
damn


I think we got to central processing before we proceeded to mentally break
64
That makes sense
I mean the story is not really needed from 64, but I would recomend it before 3
I reccomend DOOM 3
Why?
because you play as a Regular Marine in the game, with no powers or anything, and also the fact you can accually reload guns in the game
yes but he would already know 64 gameplay
i did not like doom 64 , because the game was too dark, and the controls were also too hard to do on the n64
I am going to play both anyways
Both are good in my opion
"i did not like doom 64 "
i worded it wrong sorry, i did not like how it did not work on my tv and controls were not great
ooh ok
i think it was because i was running the n64 through a 1080p tv
maybe
I like doom 1,2, and 3 but not 64
64
I tried 64 after doom 3 but considering you just beat doom 2, I'd go for d64. It's arguably my favorite classic doom
Tho I'm currently trying Quake 1. I see more pre-NuDoom here than Classic Doom
so far, at least.
Tho even 2016 and Eternal are pretty distinct from each other
quakes good
Oh I just beat the first episode, I'll give it a 7.5-8/10
Excited to continue, Ima postpone my legacy of rust playthru for it
I'm playing the PS5 re-release, I bought the combo pack since it was on sale. That atmosphere is great
Well, they managed to port Eternal to Switch.
Dark Ages gon' be beeg tho
damn.. i got 32 achievements in a single day for just playing Mullet Madjack.
would've been 33 if I didnt mess up in Endless Mode. 
Biggest campaign, vast levels... I won't get my hopes up personally. Switch is kinda backwards compared to PS5 and XBOX SX
Still possible tho, just have to downgrade some things
fair
Tho there being no PS4/XONE release is something (granted PS5 was not out yet when Eternal came out, but... PS4 is still getting new AAA games)
I'm surprised rockstar never brought GTA 5 to switch considering how many shark cards they could've sold there
its best to not get too caught up in the hype, tbh.
Yeah, they could just wait for switch 2 and release it there
I don't think its a likely outcome, but I won't entirely rule the possibility out, they've already showcased an ability to push the Switch to its limits and port things nobody thought they would.
Will be easier to port for
Yeah I dunno if I'll buy it on release
id has always been pretty good at optimization
Some of the best looking games and solid frame rates
I'm too old/poor to buy lots of games at release anymore.. but it's not much of a worry with the doom games, they still sell well enough
Heya guys
The Switch is fundamentally a last Gen console, and if a game is unoptimized it can look and play like it's 2 generations behind. You can't compare performance or specs between a PS5 and a Switch.
hello
yeah exactly, that's it. It's why I'm doubtful about Dark Ages running on Switch
Im just excited abiut tda
I used to be real excited but it has waned a bit. I probably won't buy it on release tho
damn, i just realized the shotgun in MMJ has a similar shotgun reload to the SSG in Doom 2
It was the same thing with the Xbox 360/PS3 and Wii generation.. I recall the call of duty games looking very downgraded on Wii and not including some levels
Wii always felt like an odd man out in a way
It was 480p too iirc
what
Xbox/PS2/GameCube... always felt there was more overlap.
Whereas Wii and X360/PS3, not so much
I've played on all six of these consoles (of course, not every port of every game)
Gamecube, Xbox and 360... good times.
real.
I tried out Halo again recently on original xbox, could not get back into it, felt so weird to play. whereas I started Quake today and could get into it in a heartbeat
I think they can make any game work graphically, it just takes downgrading, but it might come down to cpu power and having to cut actual gameplay features out which some companies might not want to do
Psychonauts was my first og Xbox game..
Yeah Doom 3 was cut on OG Xbox, for example. Only og doom 3 that is on console
I have not played the Xbox ver tho
I still play MCC from time to time lol.. the halo games just have a special place in my heart.. but maybe not halo 1.. it's just too slow/old now
I did enjoy playing a bunch of the digsite stuff from very early beta halo 1
With difficulty, and now amplify that like thrice for TDA
nah i cant see TDA coming to switch, but switch 2 it might
That's because Nintendo gave up on modern specs after the GameCube, they've been a generation behind ever since, the Wii itself was essential a suped-up GameCube.
yeah, most likely to keep the cost of the console down
I remember Mario Party 8 looking worse than Mario Party 7 on gamecube. I own em both and was kinda astounded by Mario Party 8's lesser quality
Wii is a slighlty better gamecube with a motion stick
the motion stick was still pretty cool imo anyways.. i played a lot of wii sports back in the day
i would love for nintendo to have better specs, but i just don't see them ever trying to keep up anymore
im pretty much done with consoles anyways, i might get a switch 2, but i dont see myself getting a playstation/xbox ever again
Last console I bought was PS5, only did that for Demon's Souls back then lol
Tho it is a good substitute for my PS4, and Dark Ages got no PS4 support, so there's that
yo guys should I get space marine 2?
That might be part of it but the main reason is people buy Nintendo products for the games, not the hardware. They don't have to care about the hardware, people will buy it anyways, because all the user-base cares about is the ability to play Mario, Zelda, Smash, etc.
oh definitely.. but having a cheap console definitely helps software sells in the end too
That's why I said it was part of it.
especially for families that cant afford the more expensive hardwares
nintendo software seem to retain their prices fairly well too
yeah, i bought a ps5, but its mostly a youtube/netflix box for me, i barely use it, at least ill be able to play gta 6 on it tho
Yes, Nintendo is also the "family" brand. Their games cater to a broader audience, and having 2 controllers built into the system makes it easy to buy a Switch for the family and play Mario Kart or Mario Party together.
100%.. i skipped out on the switch, but i think i might get the switch 2.. i miss a lot of those franchises
i rly wish they called it the Super Nintendo Switch tho 😅
Why would they do that?
We had the NES and the SNES so it wouldn't have been out there
I own an SNES. It sure is Super
What?
Huh?
This guy gets it
Don’t miss out on the switch
I won't with the switch 2.. with the backwards compatibility
when a normal person is in the dark: hiding. when a DOOM player is in the dark: RIP AND TEAR!
I played the 2016 campaign about 50 times on the switch
I actually want to replay 2016 when I finish eternal
I just bought return to Castle Wolfenstein and doom 3 on the steam sale yesterday
and Commander Keen 😅 Since it was the first PC game I ever played.. it didn't age well imo lol
I got Quake on the massive PSN sale (coinciding with the one on steam, although lasting till march 27th)
two games that are usually 20 bucks now only costing 6... steal.
It also comes pre-equipped with countless mods, including quake 1 and 2's n64 ports
And QDOOM, etc
All the expansion packs.
Bargain.
I was playing quake 1 multiplayer last week on steam
It always feels good anytime you buy a game for under 10 bucks nowadays
I got return to Castle Wolfenstein, doom 3, Commander Keen, Chrono trigger and disco Elysium all for 26 bucks Canadian on steams spring sale last night
yo guys should I get space marine 2?
I played dawn of war before thats the only WH game I ahve played
I have space marines 2 on my wishlist, but it's still not cheap enough for me yet.. but it looks cool
costs 110 euro on ps5💀
EU prices always seem to be higher in general compared to NA.. it's crazy
You guys get rinsed
this has nothing to do with that
but true
Import & sales tax
Importing digitally? 😆
dafuck
Even with our 13% sales tax, it's still way cheaper
it's like 70 on pc
I have a few friends in the EU and we always compare prices and it's always way higher over there... Even games that are made over there
Because distributors think EU peeps are wealthier, thus they can weather bigger costs
I mean I got a 8K tv so
Yeah it's all just greed/capitalism
Do we even have 8k content yet?
only like nature stuff
Currently a 4k120 screen would make more sense than an 8k60 screen
Consoles cant even handle 4k yet lol
ye and we gotit like few years back
You buy a screen for the next decade
yes
I remember seeing 8k tvs come out like 5mins after 4k arrived lol
my dad said the tv was the best on the market when we got it so, The Good
I'm still using a 47 inch 1080p tv I bought 10 years ago
I have a 1440p monitor for my PC tho
Probably going to buy a 4k tv with my visa points soon tho
I'll get a 2K monitor for my pc aswell
damn
Well part of it.. I have like 700 Canadian in points..I just used it to get gift cards for best buy
best buy is a "cheap store" right?
Nah not rly.. but it's one of the best for electronics in Canada/usa
Especially Canada.. since all of our stuff is mostly imported
we have jimms
Is that UK?
it's a online store
I could get from Amazon, but they have issues with refunding
.
The Good
it's completly finnish and based (not sure if thats the word) in Turku
like the building is in Turku
Yeah that's the right word
yeah jimms is the goat
Based/located/situated
yes I rememberd!!!!! yeaaahh wohoo I'm not trash at english
Nah I wouldn't have been able to tell it wasnt your 1st language tbf lol.. I have a few friends who think their English sucks too but it's very good
but I'm fucking 19, I should be better tbh (I can speak it better)
The fact you can speak two languages so well puts you way above a lot of ppl
more
I can speak like 4
Even better then lol
a bit of swedish (I'm trash), a bit of chinese (am aseing)
I can do some French but barely
oh and I also know a bit greek
honestly I only can speak fluently finnish and english, can understand sweedish
chinese is fucking bs
I love that you can just translate everything on internet browsers or YouTube nowadays tho
They even have apps that can use your camera or audio record for translating now too
Yeah ofc.. some things get translated funny but you still get the main idea across
most of the time
I don't even think I could attempt Chinese.. some languages seem so foreign to me, but I still think they sound cool
the sentenceing is easy
like it's like me eat
and stuff
I don't think I'd be able to handle the speed.. and chinese has a lot of sub dialects too
the speed is not a really a thin you have to worry but the sub-dialects are a bit of stuff
but no one cares about them
I mean alot do but
the signs are the worst
There's that one YouTuber guy that speaks a ton of languages and freaks ppl out with how well he speaks them
I might have seen it
He's like a chubby white American guy, and he'll go to China and speak Chinese/Cantonese very well, and people are just like 😲
yeah I think I've heard
Want to learn Chinese or any other language from my own courses? Check out: https://www.streetsmartlanguages.com/
The other day I went into a bunch of Chinese restaurants as an ordinary but kinda clueless white guy and ordered food in fluent Chinese (Mandarin and Cantonese). It was a really fun prank and social experiment to see Chinese people’...
This guy
yeah
Idk how he learns languages so easily, I wish I had that ability lol
some cool genetics
Yeah, it just shows you that we aren't all built the same lol
yeah like how I can just gain strenght from nowere
nowhere
love gym
anyway Imma go sleep now, getting a bit sleepy
Goodnight, nice talking with you
L take
I like your pfp
play undertale and doom 2 maybe that will change your opinion :>
they've talked about Undertale in the past, calling it a "highschool homework project"
well that high school homework project was a A+ for sure then
cuz holy shiz that game is so fucking good
I am in no means wanting to slander someone, but that is an actual quote
it's like how TDS was a Roblox game made for a school project but ended up becoming one of Roblox's best tower defense games
it truly is the tds
TDS sucks now
reminds of how there are people who say that games aren't good if they don't have 10k ultra HD graphics
All I'll say is that people are entitled to their own opinions so long as they aren't objectively horrendous ones.
no yeah that's fine xd
Minecraft is suck because it is pixel and it runs slow on my very high quality epic Nintendo switch lite gaming pc that plays pc games and very real pc things
that's just a steam deck
I don't like minecraft but that's just my personal opinion
I only play it w friends 😭
Is it a hot take to say I hate high quality graphics? Makes everything generic imo
I want to see the movie cuz Minecraft movie but uh I haven’t actually sat down and played survival in like a solid year
some games can over do it at times, its silly :3
hyper realistic evil monsters and giant green waypoints and arrows
Ja, the technologies for hyper realistic graphics not being there before led to games adopting more unique art styles, we've lost that
Astroneer is a very good example of good graphics that looks good imo
realistic is sometimes a bit creepee
Hrrr I still haven't figured out the name for this fuckass comic
show me the panel
page, I mean
I'm a bit stupid
❤️
i love pixel graphics, i like in the middle graphics and i like photorealism graphics, but i agree, art style is important
I fucking love the look of Outer Wilds
i definitely prefer photorealism graphics in racing games
but at the same time i love the graphics in deep rock galactic
hyperrealism is my preferred thing ever since Drive Club
exactly, it all depends on the game
Bro Minecraft on switch is dead ass borderline unplayable
also, I want Drive Club's rain system
it's physics driven rain and it looks so fucking good
and this was a game from 2014
it was nearly a launch title for the PS4
that reminds me of the rain effects in F1 2012 compared to the newer ones
2023 on top, 2012 on the bottom
rain here ain't as good imo
though, the game itself looks real to a point
also, I'm talking about 12 and 23 interchangeably here
but yeah, I will forever be amazed at how good GT7 looks as well
played it in VR with a wheel and it's fucking amazing
yea playing VR in iracing kind of ruined racing games in general for me
well, I don't play racing games (especially sim racers) anymore
the only game I really use my wheel for anymore is just BeamNG
i havent for a year or two, but ive been getting the itch to get back into it
beam ng is awesome
I sometimes hop on a casual racing game, but I refuse to touch GT7 or a sim racer again
yeah, I do
don't buy any of the DLCs until you're sure you like it
my vr headset and cockpit/wheel are collecting dust 😭
you can play any DLC heist without owning the DLC if you got a friend (or another player in general) with that DLC
heists, cosmetics, guns
the main things are the former and especially the latter
I can hop off my ResMod save and help ya
payday 2 is goated
I can get you like 10-20 levels in a single heist
Sociopath is busted as fuck
too bad you need to own Hotline Miami 2 Digital Deluxe to get it, though
yes, you need to own another game to get content in Payday 2
also, another thing!
all movie-related DLCs have been delisted
so you can't get your hands on the John Wick weapons, Hardcore Henry stuff, none of that
how come they did that?
licenses ran out
ahh
but yeah, just pick up base game
I can carry you a bit and you can see if you like the game
then grab some of the DLCs
i seen recently theres a new tool out that can compile 360 games for pc.. i wonder if they can port guitar hero 2/3
I personally suggest at least the Legacy Collection for when it comes to DLCs
as it does come with some pretty useful weaponry
I hated GTA:O
you and me both
i hated gta 5 in general, even tho i still have hundreds of hours in it
and I'm especially not getting it since they added BattlEye
because its the latest gta i suppose, gta 4 mp is discontinued unless u are part of a certain discord
its still such a flawed game to me, but to each their own, obviously it doesnt matter what i think
i just hate the driving mechanics/physics tbf
and the grind
imagine a corvette e-ray with a gray matte body... 🥵
pretty much, thats how i view the internet 😅
im pretty hyped up for gta 6 tho, it looks amazing
getting spoiled for games this year... doom the dark ages, borderlands 4, gta 6
mafia the old country
half life 3
even if its not actually called half life 3.. were definitely getting something half life related, which is hype asf.. i loved alyx too
Playboi Carti dropped before half life 3
i have no clue what that is
honestly, if hl3 dropped this year, i would sell my ps5 and wait for gta 6 to come to pc
American dad full episodes
it was ass but carti is still my goat
nah.. bret hart>>>>playboi carti
there shouldve been 2 spots on earth that are completely devoid of demons. Australia and Florida
Demons fears Australia bugs
Nawh dawgs that's where they all come down and hang
demons are afraid of florida's demons
don't forget San Francisco, the city with a 💩 map, lol
which map is that?
San Francisco has a map that plots human poop on streets
not a joke
o

did you know rich french people in the past would shit in hallways during the medieval period
no idea
i was telling you
i had no idea
ah
crazy
beat DOOM 2
It got worse nyx. She fled the fucking country
She cancelled her visa n shit
It pisses me off sm
oof
If I had to wait a year to get approval for a b1 licence she can too the bastard [b1 is a bird licence that allows me to work w native birds such as black cockatoos and the like]
Let’s get her😀
Omw broski

I genuinely fucking despise shit like that
I wanna pet every animal I see but at least i know not to touch WILD animals
And this is why I don't particularly like Americans when they are here in Australia
Wanna know something worse? She touched and picked up a baby wombat, leading to its mother presumably abandoning it
YEAH LETS GET HER
The prime minister was like
"Go pick up a baby crocodile and see where that lands you"
Man. I wish y'all had a leader like that who wasn't a orange
People don’t realize how dangerous EVERY wild animal is
If the mother attacked her it could’ve been BAD
Even chickens can kill people if they attack people because of diseases
God knows what a big animal can give a person
I've seen folk get their bones fucked up by a angry wombat
Wombats are scary
They shit in cubes 😔
Why would she think it’s a good idea to touch a BABY one😭
Some idiot touched a WILD baby animal in front of the mother
Very very bad
It can cause the mother to abandon the child as she can't recognise the smell of her baby
They think they can just do shit because they’re a guest in a country
i hope canadians have more respect than american tourists 😅
I think tourist from any country are better than American tourists
tbf.. we canadians have some pretty ignorant ppl too
I genuinely don’t know why it’s only American tourists, most of us ain’t like that😭
Y’all know not to fuck with wild animals at least
We also don't tip here, so most Australians won't tip in America
i think americans just get it worse because of how many more americans there actually are vs canadians
... look at some Australians and tell me they wouldn't try to wrestle a alligator.
they are hungry ofc
You ever meet someone from Florida?
I'd do it too if I wasn't disabled
... no but I wanna
God nurfed you because he knew you’d do dumb shit
They’re kinda like you tbh😭
Got nerfed cuz I'm doomguy irl 😔
i used to go to florida a lot as a child when my grandparents had a summer home there, it kind of broke my heart growing older and finding out how fucked up florida was 😄
We're British Floridians
we canadians are just northern mexicans 😄
Idk, doomguy is EXTREMELY American imo
Nah💀
but he's the epitome of what we want to think of an american.. not what the actual avg american is today
He’s the embodiment of a crackhead on steroids
I love making doomguy headcanons that piss of racists and homophobes
And I love him for it
Ice age baby looking ass </3
doomguy is so legendary to me... he's like masterchief
Ice age baby got done with everyone’s shit💀
He's me fr
I used to get doomguy and masterchief mixed up as a kid😭
I think everyone did 💀
So we were all stupid
i have a good video for you
Pretty much 💀 but you in particular are something else
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Oh I know
i love how the doomslayer calls him "demon" just like the grunts in halo 😄
I like to think doomguy struggles w actually identify what is a demon and what is friend sometimes
can masterchief kill doomguy? I don’t know how strong he is
Hrr it's a pretty even match imo
i literally grew up with doom, but i put my money on masterchief
I just know doomguy can kill like 99% of video game characters
MC has an energy sword bruh
If we're going fist fight, then maybe doomguy, brother is a fatass and probably could just sit on the poor dude
normal characters yeah actually wtf
There's a lot of people in games
it would be a pretty evenly matched fight imo.. MC and DS are goated protags
They made doomguy so powerful for absolutely no reason 😭
He didn’t have to be THAT powerful and it scares me
Only a small amount, which is still a lot, but a small amount is evenly matched with doomguy, because of how many normal mfs exist
Like he just fucking smashes skulls
would you have it any other way tho?
I mean, no
Yes I want him lobotomised.
He’s already insane😭
i love how id made the doomslayer in 2016/eternal tbf.. its so epic
I want to see more of the emotional/nerdy side of him personally
😄
Deadass tho
That’s all I want in my life
That sentinel axe one is so cool
i just want to see doomslayer settle down and start a family tbf
I’d let him kill me just to hold one
i need an official scene in DOOM where he actually plays one
That man ONLY cares about killing demons😭
I like to think he's infertile bcs of the divinity machine
like bro needs to use that guitar
And the pure amount of radiation he was exposed to
Isn’t he basically a god
no
the guitars in eternal are badass, i definitely need to see him shred
WHAT IS HE
thats like a very strange thought
a god of war ye
HES NOT HUMAN
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I’m gonna get you
He's not a god, moreso a strong guy who doesn't age
So a god
he's not a god he is a "usurper"
i mean he kinda is and isnt, he was given some of the power of a god as well as being above what that universe would call gods
A god in doom is like what davoth or the father [vega] is
Is his breed just doomguy
hes more, godlike
he a god killer
in other words
True blooded American
[w a hint of a scorned primeval]
hes just that doomGUY
He legitimately reminds me of American crackheads😭
DOOM 64 is so fricking good
He reminds me of them too 💀
yeah i never viewed him as a god tbf.. he's more like batman
uh i wouldnt go there
while hes not really a god
DOOMGUY IS BATMAN
hes far from human
He looks so fucking odd😭
Nawh he's very much human
he's space batman
We can have his blood type but not his danm name
batman vs doomguy, who wins
I like to believe in Flynn Taggart
Batman obviously
Batman fr
fair
batman dies horribly
😮
💀
I don’t like the name Flynn so no./j
u shut ur damned mouth
Nuh uh
Would you rather John.
Doomslayer is gonna make him wish he got the jason todd treatment instead
I’d rather them confirm his name
batman always wins bruh
batman sucks
ban this man
I hope Batman gets you
his whole character was ruined so long ago
Nuh uh
he used to be amazing but they ruined him
I really like the Robert Pattinson Batman
back when he was just some badass human doing cool shit that was cool, now hes just plot armor and every single batman says he beats anyone with prep
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They did fuck up batman for a bit
shh
batmans still fucked
nah
absolute batman is better then mainline
batman always wins
He’s fine now imo
mainline batman sucks
Robert saved him
Yknow who wins against everything
and this is a big reason why he sucks
Me
My daisy plushy
people actually believe this
My daisy plushie beats all
im talking main line comics
I don’t, Batman is still just a man
not movies or anything
YOU SUCKS!!!!!
Oh I haven’t read the comics
in the main comics a long with most hes just plot armor 100%
I’m not super big on reading 😭
and almost every batman fan thinks he beats anyone
cause he does
which is not truee
wrong
even with prep batman loses to most characters
He’s just a rich man
It's the same w doom fans
I love Batman but he’s a man
nah, he's a god
hes a rich kid with daddy issues
Because his parents were killed 😭
I did not know that there were people who were so racist that I did not know how they slept at night
Neither, I don't understand racism
see but with Doomguy (i dont think he beats anyone but he is a very powrfull mf) Doomguy has done way more things that warrant those thoughts, also pretty sure most dont know that Doomguy didnt kill a fully powered god but a weakened one
was a man, that thing isnt a man anymore
Like why are you so angry over the colour of someone's skin
Doomguy was given powers right? I wasn’t sober through most of my play through so I don’t remember
so real
Dw abt drugs man half the mods are stoners 💀
batman has a contingency plan tho
he was imbued with a fraction of davoths essence
And yeah the divinity machine
doomslayer wouldnt know what hit him
I’ve seen people say “I wish human came in more colors” BITCH WE CANT EVEN HANDLE BROWN??
how would batman have a plan, batman doesnt even know Doomguy
DEADASS
and if both get prep time Doomguy has vega
you underestimate batman sir
Samuel is so fucking scary
not really batman aint allat and thats the good part of his character
like WHY is he almost 10 feet tall
Short man insecurity.
hes just some guy low level but hes doin cool shit cuz hes smart, still would lose to people like superman or flash
I don’t like being short ether but DANM
- probably parental issues
NO YOU!
Hey, @sturdy summit!
That’s legitimately almost twice your hight 😭
only reason he ever gets close to beating supes is because supes cant bring himself to hurt his friend hes actually said that
.... I'd still kiss him
HES FUCKING SCARY
@vega WRONG!
He gets the love he missed out on as a child
.....
Bro, he wouldn’t accept it now😭
are you talking about samur rn
Ima be fr he was NOT loved as a kid
if you got a thing for that fucked up mf you have issued
Which doom character was
Yes
Every doom character is probably traumatized 💀
rip the one dude Doomguy dragged by his id card
IT WASNT HIS ID CARD IT WAS A KEYCARD
same damn thing
I know it hurt his neck when he was dragged😭
... no it didn't?
idk i havent played eternal in 2 years
No keycard does 😭
Doesn’t matter, ether way that man was DRAGGED
it was a card that did a thing ok leave me alone
fr
My fav part of doom eternal so far is when Samuel says " you can't just blow a hole in Mars" and then Vega says " the portal is ready" and the objective pops up telling you to blow a hole in Mars 😆
he could infact blow a hole in mars
Vega is doomguy's enabler
Doomguy don’t give a fuck about what Samuel says💀
do you blame him
Samuel is the straightman in what could be called a farce
not really
Despite him looking 100% not straight/j
Samuel is kinda an ass
I mean
understatment of the decade
He has every right to be
“Don’t blow a hole into mars” FUCK OFF
Ofc Samuel is an ass.. he's UAC
He's got the fucking trolley problem
I like Vega tho, he’s a lot nicer
you cant blow a hole in mars
rip and tear starts playing
Hold my beer
Does he let some folk die in the production of argent or does he let the rest of earth die from lack of argent
Depends on the day
Depends if he had coffee or not 😔
I think id did a very good job rebooting DOOM tbf
Samuel headcanon, that mf drank that much coffee that he was constantly shaking
He had to stay up and make the robot body somehow
He was like a scientist or engineer right? Ofc he chugged coffee
Both, kinda
he was the head of the uac
His official PhD is in theoretical physics
for a while at least
I presume he has other degrees
Probably, he may be an ass but he’s generally really smart
He's also doomguys bitch
He got nerfed
Pwned*
You know what I mean.

/j (/srs)
He has a weird obsession over the slayer
Samuel?
indeed
Yeah 💀
Didn’t they use each other the entire time
you would too tho if someone foiled all your plans
My brother in steel he had a 1:1 statue of him in his office
Toxic/abusive yaoi moment
No because they legitimately have a bad relationship 😭
i rly have to replay 2016, i have very little recollection of it
Doomguy doesn’t even speak to Samuel 💀
he speaks with his eyes
Oh nyx is lurking hi nyx 
The same eyes that are a mile apart?
Alien looking ass
yiss

I know they did it so you could see them in the helmet but danm😭
Gnarp glorp
They done fucked him up
I feel like samuel would try to converse w him
he lets his demon killing do the talking
angry breathing noises
Tries to amend or somewhat fix their relationship
Bro speaks through his aura
From not showering.
the demon blood makes him stronger
The aura may be green with flys but he has aura
I’m hoping his armor masks his smell
how dare you
Vega helps him bathe cuz "mah muscles hurt"
Does Vega have a physical form?
Oh it does, not the blood, but the vague stench of piss, sweat and other things
Nawh, other than those drones
Doomslayer destroyed his chances of ever having a physical form
I wanna see what he’d look like as a human because I was disappointed by Samuel
he made his life sphere splode
Vega wasn't ever human 😭
vega is god
I still wanna see it
yk that right?
He was genuinely just a AI/the father
well i mean not the god
I know that part
vega is basically the equivalent of jarvis from marvel
davoth is the god, father took his place
I just didn’t know if he ever had a physical form in game
He hasn't played TAG so idk how much pine knows 😭
WAYYYYYY more then jarvis
Regardless, samuel is a ugly human, still would kiss
I only played two doom games once
vega is the smartest thing (technically not) alive
if vega takes physical form, he'll be vision
also hes god
Oh Samuel is UGLY
He has brain cancer leave him alone :[
HES AN ASS
samuel deserves demon aids
HE HAS STAGE 4 INOPERABLE BRAIN CANCER.
HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT
i mean he did live so long and witness pretty much every horrific event that ever happened
YOU THINK THAT MAN DID GOOD IN HIS HUMAN LIFE???
also basically had to kinda kill his own creator
Also I've shown this here before but, this mfs Samuel design is very edible
after living so long youd probably be an awful mf
HE DID ACTUALLY
AINT NO WAY
he kinda yk, saved the planet
Idc, he had to have done something
He sponsors and funds public schools' science programs 😭
He just looks like an asshole
while he acts like a jackass he had good inetnions everythinhg he did was good he was just up his own ass
I still don’t like him
me either
I do.
We know you do
I wanna hug him and put a centipede in his neck
You make it very obvious.
Tee hee
please stop😃
You scare me more than him
I'm gonna put a isopod in his brain
I’m gonna steal all his forks so he’d have to buy new ones
Get vega'd
fuck you vega 😭
Vega just snatching people here huh?😭
Vega doesn't allow some links
samuel is not even a man
It’s so funny to watch him delete shit
Most links actually
i trick vega sometimes
So he’s picky 💀
For while ao3 was allowed 💀
WHAT
They didn't know 😭
HOW DID THEY NOT KNOW 😭
youtube and discord links work
Lemme check if Spotify does rq
Ao3 is way more horrid than YouTube and discord
i dont know what ao3 is tbf 😄
It’s a fanfic website/app (idk which one it is) basically
Website
https://open.spotify.com/track/5ZrDlcxIDZyjOzHdYW1ydr?si=82d3e93564c544a0
samuel haydens fav song
im making a comic too.. batman vs doomguy, batman wins ofc
Oh definitely
He says he listens to classical but in reality he loves 2010s white girl music
dont we all tho
What do yall think doomguy listens to?
death metal
taylor swift
Hyperpop.
Charli xcx💀
my music tastes are all over the place, death metal, rap, retro synthwave 😄
i love nu metal too, i dont understand why ppl want to hate on it
Some folk hate on the rap aspect
i dont rly like like newer rap, but i dont care if ppl like it, to each their own
Neither, I do like the older stuff sometimes
i think ppl just get bothered by the fact they are enjoying something
what death metal do u like
What i don't like, is gatekeeping music
cryptopsy is another band i used to be rly into
or hypocrisy
I like whatever genre tool and placebo is
dude i love cryptopsy so much
i really dont hate any band, if it sounds good to someone else, they must be doing something right
Exactly
i hate bands that are bad people
I only hate on artists who are nazis
those are my fav tho
jk
mods.. tickle this man
i'll still hate imagine dragons though
At this point i listen to what I like unless the artist is a murderer or something
I genuinely believe that Andrew Hulshult did a better job on TAG, and finishing move, with the little that we have heard from them
its an npc take atp but its imagine dragons man
They did good in arcane
whats TAG?
The ancient Gods
oh nvm
imagine dragons is a good case of why we should separate art from the artist
ye 😄 ... i havent gotten that far yet
because they're really good people
I used to listen to imagine dragons
I still don’t think they are as bad as people say
I don’t listen to them anymore but they’re legitimately overhated 😭
They make fine music
five finger death punch is a shitty wife beating music band
like ffdp is just lame man
nah, i really dont care about all the drama surrounding mick gordon tbf.. i think theres a lot of the story we dont kno about, and im not worried about him not producing new music.. but i still think what he contributed was pretty awesome.. i look forward to hearing the other stuff in TAG and TDA tbf
I'd prefer the inkspots for my angst music but still
my angst music is make a change... kill yourself and have a nice life
I agree, he also said to enjoy the games, and not to boycott them 
mac...kys is dsbm and hanl is shoegaze
I usually blast rock or metal
I like the ink spots.
what subgenres u fw
When I’m high i listen to random shit
yeah, we rly only hear a cpl sides of the story.. both sides dont want to reveal the whole thing as they know they probably both look bad in the end
About any genre except for death metal, death metal scares me
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I mostly listen to nu metal
hope ur high rn
Sadly no
black metal?
Better luck tomorrow
Ain't you on a tolerance break
one of my fav tracks in the classic doom games is phobos anomaly
Never really specifically tried it
im a noise rock and hardcore punk fiend
big black, unsane, no trend, brainbombs, all that
I listen to a lot of thrash metal
theres a lot of bad black metal, but theres some black metal that is just amazing.. behemoth, immortal
then with punk im into crust, pv, and grind
tetragrammacide and teitanblood
I like the doom soundtrack a lot, it’s just extremely loud😭
mick did some good work with wolfenstein too
Yeah I find mick gordon a bit too shrill/shallow for me, but it is fun
do u fw the more extreme thrash like demolition hammer and morbid saint
I refuse to turn it down because I want the full doom experience every time I play
Never heard of them😔
aw
Look at my boy, look at how he has grown
oh im constantly changing the levels of audio in my games 😄
dark angel fucks too
You did this to me
I do this w a lot of people
You did it to me w fallout, I did it to you with doom
anyone here listen to machine head?
Oh you’re way more autistic about fallout than me
Giggles
fallout has some good music too
The only reason I don't have fallout merch is cuz fucking shipping is unreliable
I love fallouts music
need me a partner who listens to last days of humanity
Most of their products are glass so I'm reluctant to get them
I just love game soundtracks tbh
i haven't actively listened to game osts in forever
If the shipping doesn’t break it then you probably will 😭
recently ive been blasting some guilty gear osts tho
liquor bar and drunkard from guilty gear xx goes so hard man
It ain't my fault I got fucked up hands 
inon zur has done a lot of the music for the fallout games, he's a legend
you gotta switch hands bruh
Yeah that was lowkey funny tho
ME GETTING STABBED IN THE ARM??😭
Like I love you but fuck you are a idiot 😭
BITCH I DIDNT MEAN TO
you shouldnt get stabbed in the hand, sounds like a skill issue
BOY YOU WERE SCRAPING OUT BROWNIES WITH A KNIFE WHAT DID YOU EXPECT