general

[tardy arrow]

Play Baldur's Gate 3.

[thorny hinge]

wait should I change my PFP as a joke rq?

[deep talon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8WV1f09gZ8

[tardy arrow]

Doom Eternal.

[astral mortar]

NEVER!!!

[tardy arrow]

I'm getting your grid coordinates.

[thorny hinge]

MORTY, I'M PvZ JEFF WILLIAMS

[tardy arrow]

jesus christ, he's Jeff Williams.

[thorny hinge]

... this joke is already unfunny

[astral mortar]

This is such a shitpost oh my god 😭

[thorny hinge]

I'm sorry

[tardy arrow]

lmfao.

[thorny hinge]

I'll return to my poorly drawn penguin I made

[deep talon]

I will screenshot your PVZ avatar

[thorny hinge]

I am back to poorly drawn penguin

sadly this is the best artwork I've ever made

and will ever make

[deep talon]

look at this lad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1320397219429355560/discozombie.gif?ex=6769733c&is=676821bc&hm=eeb5424703ac5ca5b6fdae4be0f2486675e4eb02f7eac10fa2dacad9cfd9ee46&

isn't he awesome?

[thorny hinge]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tardy arrow]

The quality of the image makes my eyes hurt.

[deep talon]

I started to want to get a figure of the Disco Zombie

[thorny hinge]

Oh don't worry

it's about as bad when actually in-game

at least with my version of PvZ GOTY

[thorny hinge]

well, at least on my modern PC

it's actually fine on my XP computer

[deep talon]

GOTY PVZ is locked at an ancient 800x600 resolution

[tardy arrow]

On my monitor, that would be miniscule lmfao.

[thorny hinge]

it's actually fine on my monitor

[tardy arrow]

I have some games default to 1080p and it's annoying as shit.

[thorny hinge]

and I have a 2560 x 1440

[deep talon]

I find 1080p to be a perfect resolution
looks good and isn't resource-intensive

[astral mortar]

Real legends play it on the mobile version on airplane mode

[deep talon]

my monitor's resolution is 1920x1080

[tardy arrow]

I can never go back to 1080 lmao.

[thorny hinge]

this is seriously what I did as a kid lmao

[tardy arrow]

Even 1440p is starting to feel a little too cramped.

[sullen yarrow]

Xbox 360 ❤️‍🔥

[tardy arrow]

maybe I just need an ultrawide, though.

[thorny hinge]

my monitor's quite nice, Nyx

[deep talon]

no
real gamers played the very first version with Michael Jackson Zombie instead of Disco Zombie

[thorny hinge]

I can't remember what it is, though

it's some Dell branded Alienware monitor

[tardy arrow]

I've got a couple 1440p Samsung monitors, and they're great monitors, I just need more screen real estate.

I don't really want to get 4k though, pushing 4k is a fucking chore.

[astral mortar]

My first time playing the game was on Xbox 360 arcade I'm pretty sure, but I didnt spend much time on it in favor of garden warfare 1

[tardy arrow]

And my 3070's already having issues at 1440.

..granted, I need to redo my entire windows install which I should've done like a year ago, but still.

[deep talon]

I still can't decide which one I like more

they both look cool

[tardy arrow]

I prefer the zombie that wasn't into kids tbh.

[deep talon]

lmao

[astral mortar]

Agreed. (Lmao what a typo)

[deep talon]

Disco Zombie is more iconic and recognizable

[tardy arrow]

Cryo, please, agreed is not that hard a word.

[astral mortar]

Disco zombie is the one in GW so auto better

[tardy arrow]

Cryo, we should play ARMA 3 so we can drop GBU's from a sleigh on various villages.

[astral mortar]

Apparently it's a very difficult word

Can we be Santa Swifties together?

[tardy arrow]

Iiiii'm sure there's a mod for female player models.

I think I have it as part of my modlist, actually.

I should check my modlist and update it for next time I run an op lmao.

ew the shitty nam dlc tried to update.

[astral mortar]

I'll do it if we can have Taylor Swift player models and blast shake it off from the slay as we bomb the children- I mean... Um... Cheese...heads

.....saved it

[tardy arrow]

As we bomb Enemy Combatants.*

Just say it was indirect artillery, fuck're they gonna do, yell at the mortar?

[deep talon]

hey Cryo do you think I should play the EA Battlefront games

[tardy arrow]

If you aren't leveling the entire post code in ARMA what're you even doing with artillery tbh.

[astral mortar]

I've only really played the new star wars battlefront games, I wouldn't play battlefront 1 tbh, but battlefront 2 has become pretty good after all the updates, and imo it's still a pretty fun experience even tho it hasn't been updated in a long time. I think it's like 3 dollars USD so it's not an expensive game anymore if you wanted to try it out.

[deep talon]

alright

[unkempt arrow]

[humble tinsel]

[lone stratus]

Hey what's up

I'm new here

[thorny hinge]

Welcome to the server!

also, fellow programmer?

[lone stratus]

Haha, yup! Somewhat

[thorny hinge]

Nice!

what language you program in?

[lone stratus]

C# and Python

I'm pretty amateur-ish (despite doing it for like half a decade as a hobby)

I just program random stuff for fun

Start 20 different Unity projects and never finish them

That typa stuff

[thorny hinge]

I work in C#, actually

been doing it for like 4 years and barely any better than a beginner tbh lol

best thing I probably made was a launcher for the older Doom games

I actually use it as a sorta party trick

[unborn kite]

good afternoon

[thorny hinge]

lmao

idk why but the PC thing is kinda funny to me

fair enough lol

[lament comet]

No complaining for 10 seconds, challenge impossible

[lone stratus]

Skill ceiling is to the stratosphere of that language lmao. I hate and love it

[thorny hinge]

all languages have an endless skill ceiling

well, except Scratch Jr lmao

[lone stratus]

Sure, but some are easier to get used to

[thorny hinge]

I personally always found C-like languages the easiest to get into

[lone stratus]

Python is really high-level and you can still build a career with it

[thorny hinge]

Pythonic languages don't sit well with me

I can't quickly read code like I can in C-like languages

[lone stratus]

Never understood the whitespace tbh

[thorny hinge]

program in Whitespace and you will

I fucking love esolangs

[lone stratus]

Brainfuck flashbacks

[lone stratus]

I use python so I'm used to the whitespace

[thorny hinge]

I actually took the time to learn BrainF at one point

I forgot all of it but I did know how to use it

[lone stratus]

I understand how it works I just can't code anything in it for the life of me

[thorny hinge]

wait, check my Discord Activity rq

[lone stratus]

Minty Launcher

[thorny hinge]

yeah, remember when I said I used my launcher as a party trick?

[lone stratus]

Yes?

[thorny hinge]

yeah, that's what I meant

[lone stratus]

Is it commercially available?

That's pretty awesome ngl 😭😭

[thorny hinge]

Yeah, I have downloads up but I wouldn't recommend it over like ZDL

it was built for my uses

[lone stratus]

I see

Very impressive though

[thorny hinge]

like it's 100% usable but it may not be as clean as ZDL

also well, you can't resize the bloody window

[lone stratus]

What language?

[thorny hinge]

C#

.NET 6, WinForms

[lone stratus]

Engine or .NET?

[lone stratus]

Oh yup

I only know Unity API C# 🥲

[thorny hinge]

I'll never use Unity tbh

A) Not a game dev
B) I do not like their company

[lone stratus]

I don't blame you

[lone stratus]

Unreal is objectively better imo

I'm just too used to it to turn back

[thorny hinge]

I've tried Unreal

didn't really like it

[lone stratus]

Really?

[thorny hinge]

I wanted to like Godot but the C# documentation is quite bad

[lone stratus]

Well maybe game dev just isn't really your thing that's fine 😭

[thorny hinge]

Gamemaker Studio sorta works I guess?

yeah, it really hasn't been

[lone stratus]

Unreal is insanely impressive though

[thorny hinge]

the best fully complete game I made was probably Snake

made in .NET 6

[lone stratus]

And it's source-available

[thorny hinge]

because I do literally everything with outdated frameworks

[lone stratus]

Not quite OSS but better than most

[thorny hinge]

Starengine is more impressive imo

[lone stratus]

Isn't that for 2D games exclusively?

[thorny hinge]

GMS?

It can do 3D but you might as well use another engine

as it's built for 2D

[lone stratus]

I see

[thorny hinge]

but seriously

look it up, it's the engine behind Star Citizen

[lone stratus]

Also I replied to the wrong message sorry 😅

[thorny hinge]

it is fucking insane

[thorny hinge]

you're fine

[lone stratus]

I wanted to try Cryengine but never did

The one used in the Far Cry franchise

[thorny hinge]

well, I am sorta making my own engine/framework for text-based visual novels

[lone stratus]

Ooh that's cool!

[thorny hinge]

it's purpose-built, though

so it's basically being made for a specific game

[lone stratus]

I made something similar for Python

[thorny hinge]

I can't go into detail about said game, however

[lone stratus]

Sort of like a game-maker module

[thorny hinge]

code-wise I can, though

[lone stratus]

Not an engine or framework though

[thorny hinge]

It does have it's own image format pretty much

[lone stratus]

That's okay

[thorny hinge]

basically just a way to add in color into the text dynamically

instead of having to write it in-code

[lone stratus]

idTech engine was made exclusively for DOOM I believe

[thorny hinge]

yeah, pretty much

well, id Tech 1

id Tech 1 was also used in a couple other games like Chex Quest and Heretic

some other games as well

also I've made some dynamic player dialog boxes and such

mainly so I don't have to program every single fucking dialog box

[lone stratus]

Also the source engine I think?

For early valve games

[thorny hinge]

GoldSrc as well

[lone stratus]

Although it eventually spread throughout other games

Including titanfall 2 iirc

[thorny hinge]

honestly this might've taken the longest

and I'm still making improvements to this specific system

[lone stratus]

Smart move

[thorny hinge]

Titanfall 2 uses a heavily modified Source engine

[lone stratus]

Elaborate on "heavily modified"

[thorny hinge]

similar to how Half Life used a heavily modified id Tech 3 (I think?)

[thorny hinge]

basically it got turned into it's own thing with how modified it became

[lone stratus]

Nope

GoldSrc

[thorny hinge]

I know for a fact GoldSrc was made from id Tech

I just can't remember exactly which id Tech it based off of

id Tech 2

that's what it was based off of

[lone stratus]

Or the Quake engine

Speaking of I'm actually trying to add Quake movement for this game I'm working on but I'm too much of a perfectionist in that field to just let go

Game dev sort of sparks this issue for me where I try to do everything perfectly when I first start working on the mechanics

[thorny hinge]

you could study the source code of id Tech 2

[lone stratus]

Luckily though Quake's movement is open source

[lone stratus]

Is it OSS? That's actually kind of cool

[thorny hinge]

all id Tech engines up to the one used for Doom 3 are all OSS

[lone stratus]

I love how half of the stuff that the old idTech engines revolutionized in gaming was basically an accident

Rocket jumping was initially an exploit

[lone stratus]

Oh damn I didn't know that

[thorny hinge]

except the code for the MS-DOS version of id Tech 1

the code that's up is actually a source port called Linux Doom

from the Readme:

The bad news: this code only compiles and runs on linux. We couldn't
release the dos code because of a copyrighted sound library we used
(wow, was that a mistake -- I write my own sound code now), and I
honestly don't even know what happened to the port that microsoft did
to windows.

[sullen yarrow]

Is that a reference to the hit 2020 indie psychological horror RPG "OMORI"!?

[thorny hinge]

no

it's an actual programming language

[sullen yarrow]

Dangit Coder

[thorny hinge]

whose tokens are only whitespace characters

so Tab, Newline (\n), Space, maybe some others

so you can't even see the code of a Whitespace program unless you highlighted it

[glad rock]

I love Marauder

I wanna have a nice picnic with him

Marauder has a place in my heart fr

[midnight mango]

I just saw Doom 2005.

Honestly, it had a great concept and I'm sad that it wasn't utilized well.

It did feel like it deserved the title of DOOM, but, it needed to establish what it was doing better. The confusion of what genre and style it is killed the story presentation.

[sullen yarrow]

It did feel like it deserved the title of DOOM
I like you already

[midnight mango]

I expected to be let down in the "oh this is irredeemable garbage" way, but instead it's the much worse "this could have easily been an 8/10 if it was deconstructed and rewritten."

I am pleasantly dissatisfied, and I'll give it a 4.5/10.

[trim vector]

Warhammer 40K ontop

[gloomy sapphire]

SPACE MARINE!

Wanna play some space marine?

[silent marlin]

We need a doom the dark ages skin In Eternal

[sullen yarrow]

Dead game, doubt that'd happen

[lone stratus]

Guys do we still save all found secrets and encounters if you leave a mission early (re run after completing the game?)

Like I just found all secrets in Cultist Base (after I've already played through the game) if I leave the mission, will all my secrets be saved?

[broken vigil]

DOOM 🤝 Warhammer 40,000

[sturdy summit]

Yeah it should be

[sturdy summit]

Warhammer is vastly different to doom.

Space marine 1 and 2 are the only ones that are similar

I beg of y'all to actually play warhammer

[broken vigil]

YES

definitely, I bought Space Marine 2 and it's really good

[sturdy summit]

...I'm meaning like warhammer 3 or mechanicus

It's very different to what space marine 2 is

[broken vigil]

I've played the DnD board game one a few times

[stuck meadow]

Hello everyone

[thorny hinge]

Guys, I got a Nirvana CD for my birthday and a Caco keychain

[stuck meadow]

HELL YEA

[thorny hinge]

My depression is temporarily cured

[stuck meadow]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

[thorny hinge]

Thanks

[sturdy summit]

HAPPY BORTH DAWG

[thorny hinge]

No

[thorny hinge]

“Borth”

[sturdy summit]

B O R T H

[pine delta]

Happy borth

[thorny hinge]

Oh

[blazing briar]

Happy birthday penguin

[feral solstice]

@astral mortar out of all Anime protagonists you know of, which one would you say is most likely to survive and even defeat the demon army from Doom? We are only counting the protagonists in their absolute basic form. With some exceptions such as Requiem for JJBA and the Yellow Hair Super Saiyan from DBZ. so no Ultra-Instinct

for me, i'd personally say Saitama cuz.. well.. its Saitama

THE One Punch Man

i count Saitama cuz his OPM form is his base form

i dont think Saitama ever gets stronger than he is when we first see him

also im only counting forms from the Anime or Manga. no Videogames like JJBA Eyes over Heaven.

[astral mortar]

I haven't really seen much anime. Only Madoka Magica and some select bits of Dragon Ball.

[safe thunder]

what is the best fov in doom eternal :d

[lament comet]

Assuming you're not using mods to increase your FoV, it's 120
(Or whatever the max is on your platform)

[safe thunder]

u can make it higher if u type g_fov "number" in the developer console

[lament comet]

You can do that without being on a modded version of the game? Neato
My personal favorite FoV is 127

It makes it slightly wider and allows me to see more stuff, while not starting to go over board

[safe thunder]

oh

i use 140

[lament comet]

I used to be at 145 lmao, I can't stand it anymore though

[safe thunder]

oh

also how do i rapidly swap weapons. like no cooldown on swapping

[safe thunder]

bro. the demons are immortal, only the doomslayer can kill them i think

[lament comet]

There are a few weapons you can achieve almost 0 cooldown with:
Precision bolt+rocket can go up to crazy speeds if done correctly
Precison bolt+sticky bombs, this is a bit trickier with the timing and you (essentially) need to hold down m2 the entire time

[safe thunder]

oh, alr thanks ima try them out

[safe thunder]

kinda hard to do xd

[lament comet]

Yeah, it takes some practice

[safe thunder]

tyrant is mid

[feral solstice]

nope. They are immortal to age, but can be killed by anyone. You can find a mancubus in 2016 thats being disected, despite it not being killed by Doom Slayer

[safe thunder]

oh

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speedflip-airtime-gif-25104792

[sturdy summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289185896461238295/1320548720252686386/tumblr_nlrvgyQA0x1tkloieo2_500.jpg?ex=676a0055&is=6768aed5&hm=ea4fedcaa839d8f2ec7cf7c9fd5578744a83e2fc7f6e14f03a87e7982f6ba118&

Y'all reckon samuel dressed like this before his robofication

[astral mortar]

Yes that is canonically Samuel Hayden

[sturdy summit]

French and a musician?

He's British

Or, some European

He ain't murican

[unreal scaffold]

Own giant gun = freedom = murica

[sturdy summit]

He uses Celsius and went to a British university 😭

Also fellow 《》user

[unreal scaffold]

Let me dream

[sturdy summit]

He doesn't even sound American

[dry wraith]

I need advice from better people at doom Eternal

[blazing briar]

what in specific

[dry wraith]

Ancient gods part 2

On what I should be prepared for

[blazing briar]

You don’t have to prepare for much in all honesty, the encounters are on par or easier than TAG1’s encounters for the most part, and you’re given a very useful addition to your arsenal to help bolster that fact, there’s a few new enemy types but they should not get in the way all too much

[dry wraith]

But I'm on ultra violents

[blazing briar]

Politely what relevance does that have

[dry wraith]

Good point

What should I at least know what to do like quick swap

[timber vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-watching-porn-patrick-star-gif-14770110

[dry wraith]

Hi

[timber vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-7279870884587886608

oh shit i mean hello

[dry wraith]

How it going

[astral mortar]

anyone here

[timber vessel]

yo bold ranger

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-1789335409913780266

[dry wraith]

Yes my war hammer brother

[quartz furnace]

How would one go about playing Final Doom

[dry wraith]

Explain please what you mean

[haughty magnet]

Doom guy listens to doom metal

[main estuary]

Happy holidays my fellow doomers 🎅🎄❤️

[agile harness]

No he listens to hyperpop

[vivid phoenix]

When do you get christmas presents?
On 24th or 25th of december?

[agile harness]

24th

[sturdy summit]

I'm gonna fucking get someone

My carer overcooked my fucking ravioli

It's fucking gross

It's all watery too

[dark path]

Bish its pasta

Put it in the damn oven

[sturdy summit]

It's already cooked and served

[lament comet]

you don't need to know how to quick switch, it'll just make you kill enemies faster

[unreal scaffold]

I have finally beaten all of DOOM Eternal plus both DLC

I am happy

[open finch]

How exhausting was it?

[unreal scaffold]

Pretty exhausting

But the dark lord was easier than I expected

You only need two guns

[sturdy summit]

I'm gonna explode

[lament comet]

yeah the dark lord is a real doodoo bossfight

[sturdy summit]

I liked his fight :[

I like repetition

[lament comet]

yeah well autism

[sturdy summit]

Yeah actually that's probably it

I love anything to do w doom, no matter how ass it is

[subtle moat]

Merry Christmas mate

[sturdy summit]

God dammit my ankles hurt

I wish I was a damn machine

[subtle moat]

Muahhaha I'm in Australia I get Christmas early

[lament comet]

hax

[unreal scaffold]

Mereh crimmah

[sturdy summit]

OH MAH GOD SAME

[sturdy summit]

Happy crislr

[unreal scaffold]

Miri crummy

[subtle moat]

Less go

Another Australian

[cunning depot]

fuck i chose chrono strike instead of air control

was able to adapt tho 🙏

[subtle moat]

Chrono strike pleases my autistic brain

It's not a good idea but it's fun lol

[sturdy summit]

We are far and between in the doomcord

[cunning depot]

good way to look awesome while you take in your surroundings

and adjust yourself to see where you can go

[sturdy summit]

That's what I use photo mode for 💀

[lament comet]

what are your 3 runes of choice?

oh it was an accident choosing chronostrike?

[subtle moat]

What part are you from if it's ok with asking?

[sturdy summit]

Yeah I'm from nsw, down south west

[subtle moat]

Oh yeah nice

I'm from WA

Bit south

[frail zodiac]

lmao I thought you were from WA for some reason

[cunning depot]

yes

wanted to choose air control

[sturdy summit]

HUH

Nawh I'm just from rural nsw

[lament comet]

ahh

[frail zodiac]

I'm Down from there

(NSW, not WA)

[sturdy summit]

It's pretty out here

[frail zodiac]

I'd be very wet if I was down from WA

[sturdy summit]

Oh yea that's the whole "s t o r m" shit

[frail zodiac]

nah I'd be chewing on the cables with the sharks

[sturdy summit]

Tbh real

Shorks...

https://tenor.com/view/blåhaj-haj-mobil-weeeeee-speed-driving-gif-5591280404365460062

[frail zodiac]

I'm in the burbs so not as pretty I bet. Can get really nice if you head out 20 min in the right direction though

[sturdy summit]

It would be so nice

[cunning depot]

it says return to campaign will abandon the currently selected mission, does that mean im just not considered as passing the level?

oh great i have to do exultia again

[cunning depot]

after definitely not breaking the game by carefully going through dev checkpoints because i thought it was over the entire game not the level, all became good

[light robin]

I. Dogma
In the first age
In the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened
One stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains
Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him
The Doom Slayer

[knotty latch]

So uh, anybody interested in donating to my Elden Ring funds? We're almost there 🗣️

[light robin]

I'm in France.

[lone stratus]

Guys is it possible to unlock all the stations in the fortress of doom (Eternal) without DLC?

Like all the praetor suit points, skins, etc.

Are there enough sentinel batteries in the main campaign to do so?

[uneven agate]

u dont even have access to the fortress without dlc

its main game restricted

[lone stratus]

Uhh what

[verbal plaza]

The fortress of doom is not used in either of the DLC's, everything unlocked is obtained through the base game

[lone stratus]

I see. Thank you

[verbal plaza]

And yes, there are enough batteries to obtain everything

[lone stratus]

Also woah you're the combat designer?

[verbal plaza]

A combat designer, yeah. I only worked on updates that were released after DLC2 for Eternal though.

[lone stratus]

That's still pretty awesome!

[faint ivy]

Holy fuck didn’t know Kronii worked on Doom Eternal

https://tenor.com/view/ouro-kronii-gangimari-crazy-eyes-yandere-stare-gif-23925416

[verbal plaza]

I get that one a lot lol

I've used this name since about 2014, little fun fact is that "Kroniid" is actually "Conqueror" in Skyrim's dragon language

[faint ivy]

Yep, Beth has got a case against Hololive, they stole your names 💀

[verbal plaza]

As someone named Nick, I assure you I am very used to my name getting stolen with how common it is

[thorny hinge]

lmao

[verbal plaza]

Thieves, the lot of them!

[thorny hinge]

off-topic but the final track of the CD I got was really fucked for some reason

had to trim the audio because it was like 10 minutes of complete silence lmao

[icy latch]

Hello

[thorny hinge]

Ello

[icy latch]

I'm bored

[thorny hinge]

Aren't we all?

[icy latch]

Yes

[thorny hinge]

I've just been trying to adjust this audio file for like 10 minutes

Okay, I'm on the fence about buying something

I either get a physical copy of Petscii Robots which could go out of stock forever at any time

or I buy Baldur's Gate 3

[icy latch]

Why

[thorny hinge]

because I want both but don't have the money for both

for BG3 in particular I'm worried about the possible batshit insane installer size

[carmine ocean]

Dead space 2 is a masterpiece

[thorny hinge]

I probably would never know

[willow crater]

u knowing kronii is so fucking based. I like you even more now koma

[sharp bear]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-rise-and-shine-annoyed-gif-13797668

[sharp bear]

I spaced out watching that

[icy latch]

Damn

I haven't played either so idk lol

[faint ivy]

Most heterosexual vtuber conversation

[thorny hinge]

Petscii Robots is a modern game for MS-DOS

and well, originally the Commodore PET

[uneven agate]

with* dlc

[thorny hinge]

and it's on like a billion other systems

[tardy arrow]

Buy Baldurs Gate 3.

[thorny hinge]

Like yeah, but I could buy that whenever I want

I have an unknown amount of time for the other thing I want

[faint ivy]

Don’t fall prey to FOMO

Buy neither

Save your money and obliterate the economy

[deep talon]

Badlur's Gate 3

[sullen yarrow]

Buy Sonic Jump Pro

[tardy arrow]

Based

[opal robin]

@void kayak yo dude why did u leave pc building hub?

or buildapc mb

[thorny hinge]

it's less FOMO, more because the guy who sells it legitimately cannot keep the physical copies in stock anymore

doesn't have the space nor time

I've been wanting a copy for a couple years now but never got the chance

[deep talon]

I want to get him!

[void kayak]

They muted me

[deep talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1320743109210017863/image.png?ex=676ab55f&is=676963df&hm=a861fb40a2055b494bfd577adaf4caa0d106ea27c22f9328c49724935e4b78d9&

[void kayak]

some invisible mod was in the chat

[opal robin]

why lol

[floral marlin]

kronii my beloved...

[faint ivy]

henlo lev

[floral marlin]

hey amok

[sullen yarrow]

Hi everyone

I have not opened up some physical games in forever, I had them for like, what, almost 10 years now? So when I opened them up and saw how miscared they were (discs covered in smudges), I think it's about time they get a little cleaning

[thorny hinge]

wait, good news

I might have enough for BG3 and Petscii Robots

I have enough

let's fucking go

wait

I still have just barely enough left over for SC if I wanted it

[gray flume]

Is there anywhere to discuss the doom movies

[thorny hinge]

Here

[carmine ocean]

I would rather pet a catshark

[void kayak]

some invisible mod heard me say autistic

[opal robin]

wait you got banned for saying autistic?

[void kayak]

just permamuted from voice

[opal robin]

whattt crazy

appeal it idk

tell a mod to unmute u thats what i did when i got muted

[void kayak]

Lol i gues when i care enough

[deep talon]

do you guys know if there's any way to make animated profile pictures on discord always animated without having to hover on an user's icon/message?

[tardy arrow]

There isn't a way, it's a hardcoded limitation.

It wouldn't surprise me if they drop another tier of Nitro just for that as a feature, however.

[deep talon]

I heard that it would cause discord to lag or other problems if it was a thing

[thorny hinge]

Hah, barely

[tardy arrow]

Discord lags just by running.

Program is so laughably shit lmao.

[thorny hinge]

it's literally a web app

seriously, hit Ctrl Shift I

[deep talon]

I own normal nitro, xd

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1320760376987615262/image.png?ex=676ac574&is=676973f4&hm=1153d34b0c03c8575f8c90748a37ffe9a7f644ec7dc156f0bf9211ce1c03bcfe&

[sharp bear]

Prepare to fight

[thorny hinge]

trying out the Petscii Robots shareware for some reason

... man I fucking suck

well, I don't play strategy games so there's that

[thorny hinge]

okay, got a bit better at the game, at least survived for more than 2 minutes lmao

it's something I'll 100% need to fully consider before buying

[sharp bear]

Saw a 4K Unreal 5 video of Twilight Princess. I love the game but the faces ain't it

[mossy maple]

I think the art style of twilight princess is one of the best factors

don't think it'd hit the same on unreal 5 engine unless Nintendo themselves went about it

[sharp bear]

I agree. The art is part of really what hooks me, sincerely one of a kind in the Zelda series and it's one of my favorite Link designs.

[mossy maple]

can't believe Nintendo didn't bring it to the swifch

[sharp bear]

And people keep teasing that it will get remastered with WW. Maybe they'll do it for Switch 2

[mossy maple]

that's all we need is a classic Nintendo 2-in-1 game

they already resold it separately twice

[sharp bear]

If you wanna talk classic, OOT and MM

[mossy maple]

nothing beats those

OOT is one of if not the best game of all time

pretty sure that's a world record

the highest rated game or something like that

[sharp bear]

Its a fantastic 3D traditional Zelda. I wish BotW and TotK could be revised to be more like that

They're both fantastic games, i still wanted more temples though

[mossy maple]

I love that loading screens basically seize to exist in the Zelda games

[sharp bear]

Never really had to experience "loading" in a Zelda game until BotW

[mossy maple]

really? one of my favorite parts that you can just walk in a house as if it's actually apart of the world

[thorny hinge]

I'm such an idiot, this was intentional with Nirvana's Nevermind

I've legitimately never knew about that

[sharp bear]

Nvm you right. I think I'm thinking of something else

TotK did really well with that.
But even with the older games, it would just have a split second black or white screen. Never took more than 1 second

[mossy maple]

Nintendo does a good job with optimization

[thorny hinge]

well, they are forced to

their hardware is severely underpowered

[mossy maple]

at least you can still play your latest 2k games

not that I'm buying a switch for 2K 😂

[thorny hinge]

you mean "literally the same as the last 20 games?"

[mossy maple]

they've gotten bigger

[thick heart]

Hey guys, how much players actually play battlemode in doom eternal? Because i'm considering to do all achievement. I play on xbox

[thorny hinge]

In file size

[thorny hinge]

from what I've heard not that many

like you could ask around in #doom-eternal but I wouldn't exactly know

I don't really play Eternal

[mossy maple]

the Nintendo switch 2 will bound to be some hardware from 2019 😂

[thorny hinge]

probably

wait, were you referring to 2K resolution or 2k as in the game series?

if the former I'm sorry, I'm actually stupid

[grave timber]

Man new indie games come out and some people expect me to know what they are. Man how should I know what sprunki is I'm still sitting here with a Nintendo DS and a 360 and Ori and The Bling Forest how should I know?

[mossy maple]

the nba 2K games

since that's the only real series of games that's the "latest"

[thorny hinge]

ok, so my insults were correct

[mossy maple]

yes

[thorny hinge]

I have a 3DS XL that I bought a while back for like $30

[mossy maple]

ironically as bad as the switch in terms of hardware i still play tf out of it

[grave timber]

Hell yeah buy it DIRT CHEAP LES GOOO

[thorny hinge]

the only portable console I own is my 3DS

[mossy maple]

I kinda want a 2DS

[grave timber]

Also I forgot this happened but I just got called old man a couple months ago

[thorny hinge]

lmao

[grave timber]

.....which one?

2DS 2DS XL?

[thorny hinge]

though, I have a 3DS XL, not the New 3DS XL

so I only got one C-stick and got overall worse hardware lmao

[mossy maple]

idk, just the one that plays 3DS and DS games 😂

[thorny hinge]

DS games on 2/3DS systems aren't apparently that great

it'd be better to get like a DSi or something just for DS games

[grave timber]

I mean if you want that then the 3DS 2DS NEW 3DS NEW 2DS XL work on all

[grave timber]

I have a pokemon black and white edition of a DSi

[thorny hinge]

nice

I'm over here with only 2 PS2s

[grave timber]

It goes for around like. 100 bucks. Truly wonder why

[grave timber]

Never owned a PS2

Or a PSP

[thorny hinge]

the PS2 was the first console I've ever used

a PS2 Slim and RE4 to be exact

I was playing on my Dad's fully completed RE4 save

[grave timber]

I owned a PS4 till they....sadly stopped working. I still cry at night remembering that

[thorny hinge]

man I remember playing Minecraft PS4 Edition on New Year's Day

[grave timber]

I remember playing 360 edition. My first real time playing Minecraft

[thorny hinge]

I've used a 360 once at my friend's house

that's what made me remember Xbox layout controllers made my hands cramp

[grave timber]

I'm so accustomed to the 360 that it's been etched into my mind what every button does for Lego games. That's how much I played it

[thorny hinge]

like I would love an Xbox

if I could find a PS layout controller for it

[grave timber]

Lmao

I remember getting my PS4 and my first games on it

They were All good......EXCEPT ONE

https://tenor.com/view/hello-neighbor-krasavchik-secret-neighbor-hello-guest-dynamicpixels-gif-20969720

THIS

[thorny hinge]

though the thing that absolutely pisses me off is that people get pissy at me whenever I say I find the PS layout more comfortable

[grave timber]

I am the poor unfortunate soul who actually got Afternoon Acquaintance

[thorny hinge]

I did use a PS2 as my first console

however, I used an Xbox much more often at that time of my life

[grave timber]

It is VERY comfortable

[thorny hinge]

and every time I used it my hands were basically screaming in pain afterwards

I cannot comfortably use an Xbox layout controller

[grave timber]

I keep being called weird for saying I don't have a preference in button layout. I adapt pretty easy :/

[thorny hinge]

you're not weird

[grave timber]

I'm pan-button layout/j

[thorny hinge]

lmao

[grave timber]

Nah wait Bi-layout/j

[astral mortar]

Hi

Can anyone help me on the beginning of TAG part 2

[thorny hinge]

man, there's this one controller I'd love

... if it actually fucking released

[astral mortar]

The green dog just stood there with a firel torch and it made me softlocked

[astral mortar]

which

[thorny hinge]

the Hyperkin Competitor

[thorny hinge]

reload from last checkpoint I guess

[astral mortar]

seems great

has the correct™️ layout unlike other licensed x controllers

[thorny hinge]

Person that prefers the PS layout?

[astral mortar]

ye

[thorny hinge]

same here

mainly because the Xbox layout just makes my hands cramp

I actually preferred the size of Xbox controllers until the Dualsense came out

which was bigger than the prior Dualshocks

[astral mortar]

in gta specifically i often have to strafe (left stick) + aim (right stick+left trigger) + zoom (dpad) which cant happen on x layout

[thorny hinge]

and made the controller much more comfortable

[astral mortar]

i need a backpad programmed to dpad to do that

[thorny hinge]

well, I guess 8BitDo has a PS style controller

[astral mortar]

ive been using an offbrand switch controller and its been real good consistently

[thorny hinge]

it also has Hall Effect joysticks and triggers

[astral mortar]

i got used to the layout at this point but that was my first xbox layout

[thorny hinge]

so yay, no stick drift

the only "issue" it has is that it's wired

for me I really don't care

[astral mortar]

yea no big deal

less input lag too

every wireless controller with a built in battery eventually becomes a wired controller

which is probably why ms still does disposable batteries

[thorny hinge]

well, some don't even have wired functionality

so it becomes a fucking paperweight

[astral mortar]

thats planned obsolescence at its peak lmao

[thorny hinge]

real

off topic but I think I found my favorite wireless earbuds

[astral mortar]

one thing the og xbox controller has that is lacking on new controllers is the 2 extra face buttons

its not too much and its a lot of extra functionality for more complex games

[thorny hinge]

well, the OG Xbox controller didn't have bumpers

those were the bumpers

"bumbers"

Man what a fucking typo

[astral mortar]

i didnt know that

ok thats awful i take it back

no bumpers on og controllers?

[thorny hinge]

yeah, I have an Xbox Controller S

[astral mortar]

dont know if i'd live

[thorny hinge]

I can actually confirm that they have no bumpers

those face buttons were analog, though

[astral mortar]

no weapon wheel or equipment switch

😔

[thorny hinge]

nah, they'd just go to the face buttons instead

[astral mortar]

what a weird ass controller

i didnt know it was that quirky besides the size

[deep talon]

og xbox controller has white and black buttons instead of bumpers

[thorny hinge]

Hell, the face buttons on most controllers at the time were analog

[astral mortar]

thats like nintendo level quirk

[astral mortar]

on ps

2 and 3 specifically

or did x360 have these too

[thorny hinge]

it might've?

[deep talon]

man the og xbox controller feels really good to use

[thorny hinge]

not to me

because of the layout

I want to get a Duke, though

I only have the S controller, sadly

[deep talon]

the Duke seems to be way too large

[thorny hinge]

that's why I want it

[deep talon]

for some reason, the xbox 360 controller feels uncomfortable to use to me after I used the original

even though I owned my 360 before my og xbox

[astral mortar]

but thats the og xbox controller

[thorny hinge]

for me every Xbox controller is genuinely painful to use

[thorny hinge]

well, the og og

[astral mortar]

ye

[thorny hinge]

the original Xbox had two main controllers

[astral mortar]

the smaller one was released later right

[thorny hinge]

yeah

[astral mortar]

they didnt have time to make it small enough by release

[thorny hinge]

and I own the smaller boi

Lil' Duke, that's what I'm calling it

[astral mortar]

yall ever seen the prototype ps3 controller

that one was weird

[thorny hinge]

man, an oscilloscope view of the waveform of Something In The Way looks so damn soothing

[thorny hinge]

I have not

and I don't think I want to

[astral mortar]

it looks fake but its the one that looks like a boomerang

[thorny hinge]

that sounds bloody horrible

fucking hardware gore

also, gimme a number between 1 and 13

[deep talon]

here's my og xbox setup

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1320800916995309590/IMG_20241223_201004.jpg?ex=676aeb35&is=676999b5&hm=4cac3bda3dd9c603128a64d1484e08cf56cfbce43014f2dfbbdaa10448ba0d55&

[astral mortar]

2

[thorny hinge]

Hippity Hoppity your CRT is now my property

[thorny hinge]

In Bloom it is

[astral mortar]

bro the small controller already looks chonk af

[thorny hinge]

it's actually not that bad

[astral mortar]

ah u listening to nevermind nice

[thorny hinge]

yeah, got the CD as a birthday present yesterday

which is where I found out about Endless, Nameless

[astral mortar]

late happy birthday brother

[thorny hinge]

because I never knew that existed until I saw my ripped track of Something In The Way was 23 minutes long

[deep talon]

how the controller s fits my hands

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1320801258801725470/IMG_20241123_201906.jpg?ex=676aeb87&is=67699a07&hm=ddaa7fee46f5a3dc1affb3ec6d6d4d78612311f8680c8ca92f2253e4932f221e&

[thorny hinge]

what's the slot for btw?

[astral mortar]

that final track been trolling people for 33 years

i got jumpscared a few times by it

[thorny hinge]

I decided to split the two tracks because A) I didn't know it was on purpose and B) I wanted to just listen to Something In The Way

[astral mortar]

its just enough time of silence to forget you were playing music

[thorny hinge]

I do like Endless Nameless, though

so yeah, my folder has 13 tracks instead of 12

[deep talon]

judging from this, would the Duke be too large for my hands lol

[thorny hinge]

also, I do have Something In The Way in my relaxation playlist

so I didn't want to wait 15 minutes to just get my anxiety spiked

[astral mortar]

yea its really up to whoevers ripping, if you already know about the easter egg its fair to set it as a separate normal track

[thorny hinge]

because I use that playlist to curve anxiety/panic attacks

[astral mortar]

yea better for playlists too

[thorny hinge]

I don't want it to cause panic attacks lmao

[thorny hinge]

probably

I actually don't own a single Xbox

I just have that controller

because it was in a box

[deep talon]

I own og xbox and xbox 360, both are modded too

[thorny hinge]

my 3DS XL is modded

[astral mortar]

their other albums are all pretty great too btw

[thorny hinge]

I'm probably not modding my PS2s

[astral mortar]

nevermind is more popular but quality is consistent af

[deep talon]

I finished Battlefront 1 on og xbox today!

[thorny hinge]

I do like some of their other songs from their other albums

I'm more of a single album single artist person

main exception being SOAD

[astral mortar]

love soad

[thorny hinge]

W

haven't played the OG BF1

I've played the OG BF2 for it's instant action, though

[thorny hinge]

same

[deep talon]

I will play Battlefront 2

[thorny hinge]

I also like Scars On Broadway

[deep talon]

I hope it has an actual singleplayer mode, instead of just bot matches

[thorny hinge]

it has a singleplayer btw

I played through a couple of the missions

[astral mortar]

never heard em a lot but will at some point

[thorny hinge]

they're an offshoot of SOAD

[astral mortar]

yea ik

[thorny hinge]

oh

[deep talon]

''Enemy forces have captured a command post!''

[thorny hinge]

I really like They Say

[deep talon]

I dread hearing that

[astral mortar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCy5461BtTg

chec this track

daron flavored linkin park

[thorny hinge]

hold on lemme pause Foobar rq

yeah, the guitar hit me

[thorny hinge]

also, I really recommend Foobar

it's a really good music player

[astral mortar]

ive used for years

its great

ive been using musicbee, it isnt better but i like the layout

not worse either just a bit heavier

[thorny hinge]

Foobar allowed me to get the exact layout I wanted

[astral mortar]

set up the tags and stuff so it shows the album covers side by side it looks real nice

[astral mortar]

tbf i havent checked on foobar in many years

does it have a dark mode?

[thorny hinge]

yep

[astral mortar]

ooo

imma try it again

[thorny hinge]

I forgot how weird Windows 3.1 was

well, weird for modern standards

[sharp bear]

@thorny hinge @mossy maple Nintendo does lack in hardware capability but I feel like that's part of what makes them different and it helps to keep the consoles more affordable. None of their traditional games really require that high in resolution either. No matter how incredible Metroid would look in 4K, I still like the way they are

[thorny hinge]

fair enough

I wasn't really trying to insult Nintendo for that

[sharp bear]

I know

[thorny hinge]

well, I will insult them for many other things

[sharp bear]

Some do insult Nintendo for that and it's kinda weird. Like I can't think of a Nintendo game that I'd prefer to have the graphics of like CoD, Doom or Dead Space

[sharp bear]

Like what

[thorny hinge]

• The constant, constant lawsuits they do
• The fact they'll do anything to make sure we can't back up our games

those are just the two I can think of off the top of my head

[sharp bear]

Yeah they are pretty religious in both of those things.

Nintendo has always done their best in trying to keep their games more difficult to replicate or copy. That's why almost every console since the 64 has had a different format of the game (cartridge, file type, disc, etc.)

Also the controls

[thorny hinge]

I am incredibly pro-backup so the companies that try to make it harder are the ones I don't support

[lament comet]

I will back you up on this one
... my humor is truly magnificent

[thorny hinge]

[pan_smash.mp4]

[sharp bear]

Lmao

[thorny hinge]

I just saw the best video title ever

"Uncle Larry's Daily Carry"

[lament comet]

Gives me Ross flashbacks

[thorny hinge]

what happened to them anyways?

[sharp bear]

Though I do agree, buying isn't owning so pirating isn't stealing.
I still believe in how games were meant to be experienced. I've never sold a console, never sold a game. I keep everything and I do pull them out to replay once awhile

[thorny hinge]

haven't seen them in 200 years

[lament comet]

Idk, he left the server and I haven't spoken to the young man since

[thorny hinge]

ah

guess I'm Ross, now

[sullen yarrow]

I talked with him a bit after he left, though it was just to update him on that guy that called me a pedo clownfish

[lament comet]

Hi Ross
To really get in character you need to remember to kick me down 3 flights of stairs at least twice a day

[sullen yarrow]

And be a farm boy from Bad Piggies

[thorny hinge]

ok..

I'm just Coder "Hit people with iron skillets" Penguin1, then

[lament comet]

Dang

No roleplaying people who have left the server😔

[sullen yarrow]

M1 becomes TMG

[blazing briar]

Wat

[mossy maple]

and we got doom on it 🤷🏽‍♂️

[lament comet]

Spawn in Tammie 101:

[sharp bear]

Bro Doom runs on potatoes

[lament comet]

Also, no

[mossy maple]

I mean doom eternal

[sullen yarrow]

Funny you say that since almost every DOOM game on Switch is gimped lol

[thorny hinge]

Yeah, hell no

[mossy maple]

doom eternal on switch is a surprise though

[sullen yarrow]

DIY pipebomb

[sharp bear]

Wtf lmao

[sullen yarrow]

I remember when Security Breach was announced for Switch and everyone kept saying that it's gonna turn the Switch into a heater lol

[lament comet]

Everybody be obsessed with pipebombs, but no one cares about tubebombs💔

[sullen yarrow]

So... true? Maybe?

[sharp bear]

Yall be obsessed with cylinders fr tho

[sullen yarrow]

It's a cylinder in an M&M's machine

[thorny hinge]

I prefer spheres

[mossy maple]

the switch has the best version of skyrim

[thorny hinge]

Nah, the Alexa version

[sullen yarrow]

Tube not machine

[sharp bear]

I prefer the traditional hiding place

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-silverhand-nuke-arasaka-tower-gif-8573022133793917547

[mossy maple]

Alexa, play skyrim plz

[sullen yarrow]

Alexa, buy me a good console

Ordering the Virtual Boy

[thorny hinge]

NO

PLEASE GOD NO, ANYTHING BUT THAT

WE CAN'T USE THAT

[lament comet]

Round bomb...
Is that you after a buffet?

[sullen yarrow]

Game.com handheld

[mossy maple]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-dancing-car-meme-gif-17542560

[thorny hinge]

[metal_clank_earrape.mp3]

[thorny hinge]

NO

[sharp bear]

This gif goes hard bro holy hell

[lament comet]

That's essentially a pipebomb though, already betraying your spherical bombs I see

[sullen yarrow]

Explosives tier list

[lament comet]

1. AnomeQ

[sullen yarrow]

I do not explode under normal circumstances

[lament comet]

You're like diamonds, you just need to be put under immense pressure and heat to shine

[mossy maple]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bomb-nuke-spongebob-gif-19819835

[sullen yarrow]

Shine bright like a diamond

Most legal song ever

[sharp bear]

Shine on you crazy diamond

Oh

[lament comet]

Whar

[sullen yarrow]

Don't you know Alex Bird

[mossy maple]

why you gotta be so rude

[lament comet]

No

[sullen yarrow]

I'm sorry 😢

[lament comet]

You know me, I don't know anything about you kids' pop culture

[mossy maple]

who's that girl

marry her anyways

[sharp bear]

Its Jess!

[sullen yarrow]

Some shitty deviantart OC for Angry Birds that became a meme in the community, because the creator was from Brazil, and legal means cool there, so a translation error meant that the OC image said "Height: legal and tall"

[astral mortar]

would be too sad if someone did an sd to cartridge adapter 😔

[sharp bear]

How many decades you been on this planet?

[mossy maple]

angry birds is goated

we need angry birds doom

[blazing briar]

I just genuinely have no clue what the context is

[sullen yarrow]

The Angry Birds server has a huge problem

[sharp bear]

What happened to the first angry birds

[sullen yarrow]

No we don't

[lament comet]

Roleplaying as people who has left the server

[blazing briar]

No clue who Ross is

[sullen yarrow]

Delisted because of the outdated engine making it impossible to update the game

[sharp bear]

Damn

[lament comet]

It was literally 1 message above lmao

[mossy maple]

angry birds slaying pig demons...

[lament comet]

A decade of decades

[sullen yarrow]

No it'd be another powerup reskin if anything

[sharp bear]

Tell me a song you grew up listening to

[sullen yarrow]

Every single collab with Angry Birds leads to a powerup reskin lol

[stone current]

finally, i found a live channel

[mossy maple]

apparently ubisoft released a new game

[sharp bear]

Ew

[mossy maple]

it's NFT

[thorny hinge]

EW

KILL IT WITH NUKES

[astral mortar]

ubisoft started selling rocksmith 2014 again w ubi

[sharp bear]

Lmao the capitalize

[lament comet]

Far jag kan inte få upp min kokosnöt
Certified swedish classic, and it's translatef to "father I can't open my coconut"

[astral mortar]

rare w

[blazing briar]

Thanks tumblr

[mossy maple]

just what we need, an NFT game about Rayman

[thorny hinge]

... @sullen yarrow we need your input

[sullen yarrow]

I don't think it's Rayman related

It's that Laserhawk game right?

[sharp bear]

This makes me wanna ask a question

[lament comet]

We need an NFT of Rayman

[mossy maple]

that's what I saw an article about

[blazing briar]

Shower thoughts ahh messages

[lament comet]

We just need the minecraft parkour too...

[astral mortar]

1 or every hole is a straw you choose

[sharp bear]

Is water wet?

[lament comet]

The fruit

[astral mortar]

color obviously

[blazing briar]

These are like things you see on a laffy taffy wrapper

[sullen yarrow]

Why are you guys replying lol

[mossy maple]

a cup is technically a bowl

[astral mortar]

the name could have come after but the color was discovered first

[sullen yarrow]

Worst thing you can do right now

[lament comet]

No, the name orange was derived from the name of the fruit

[thorny hinge]

yeah

[sullen yarrow]

So anyway

What's everyone been playing lately

[astral mortar]

the sky makes sure to show you an orange hue even if you never seen oranges or any other orange colored elements in nature

[lament comet]

Is that one of those american thingies, because I have never heard of it but it sounds goofy as hell lol

[blazing briar]

Doom eternal

[thorny hinge]

I've been trying Petscii Robots

[mossy maple]

skyrim and 3D all stars

[lament comet]

Doom eternal+beat saber

[sullen yarrow]

Wow Tammie I am glad you are branching out

[astral mortar]

gta online

[sullen yarrow]

Mario?

[mossy maple]

yes

[lament comet]

Just got kinda back into beat saber, and it's been going decently

[thorny hinge]

oh good, the bot's gone

[sullen yarrow]

Oh the guy got nuked

[lament comet]

Neato

[sullen yarrow]

Coder I think it was the guy that told Indi that

[blazing briar]

It is goofy as hell, it’s a brand of taffy that sucks because you have to have the skills of a surgeon to seamlessly take the wrapper off either that or never take it anywhere that’s above like 20°c

[lament comet]

Oh, great thing he got banned

[mossy maple]

my build in skyrim is pretty sweet

[sullen yarrow]

All I know about American candy is that it SUCKS fuck you and your nerds candy

Your cookies are good though

But every bite felt laced with as much sugar as possible to kill me

[blazing briar]

Where else can you eat Aquarium gravel

[lament comet]

Lmfao, you guys should just import swedish candy🥱

[thorny hinge]

...

[sullen yarrow]

Import real pierogis too

[thorny hinge]

Bloody hell

[lament comet]

If there isn't 2 grams sugar per gram of food, is it really american?

[sharp bear]

Pierogi mentioned

[sullen yarrow]

Cryo told me they had fried pierogis and said they are ass

And I said hey dude that's because boiled is better and traditional

[blazing briar]

And that’s the thing the stuffs already sweet as hell I don’t see why dark chocolate is an issue to people

[sullen yarrow]

They do not serve them boiled there

[sharp bear]

I never cared for pierogi. At least the ones my parents made, they were always so bland but also had so much oil

[sullen yarrow]

Hatred

[mossy maple]

no lie i still eat gummy root beers 🤷🏽‍♂️

[sullen yarrow]

We had beer soup in medieval times lol

[sharp bear]

I think the overall concept of the pierogi is just something I'm not into

[lament comet]

We had cod

[blazing briar]

Isn’t beer soup just beer

[sullen yarrow]

Dark chocolate? Shitbrick. I don't like regular chocolate that much either anyway so

[sullen yarrow]

No we prepared it like soup it was just with beer

Like the beer was an ingredient to the soup

[mossy maple]

we hunted for our food back in the day with nothing but spears

[blazing briar]

makes sense water was really dirty back then

[sharp bear]

Take it back

[blazing briar]

Whole reason that stuff needed to be fermented anyways

[lament comet]

Dark chocolate is peak. I'ma write you out of my will, say goodbye to a 15cm tall Eiffel Tower

[sullen yarrow]

I saw a video of some guy cooking it and boy was I happy to see he used Tyskie and not some random ass American beer

[sullen yarrow]

Sad!

[blazing briar]

That’s crazy dude medical technology up until like fairly recently was “just trust me bro”

[mossy maple]

this chat turned into history & doom

[lament comet]

Yeah, for you, bozo

[sullen yarrow]

I don't see any mention of DOOM within the last few minutes

[blazing briar]

Just trust me bro you have the black plague the only cure is me slicing your arms open

[mossy maple]

post traumatic stress disorder used to be known as shellshock

[lament comet]

Because it sucks!! That's why I'm gonna go play beat saber now

[mossy maple]

which sounds less harmful

[blazing briar]

Bro let me give you a lobotomy bro it’ll cure your depression

[sullen yarrow]

No offense but a lobotomy could do good for some people here

[thorny hinge]

lmao

[blazing briar]

Implying these “some people” haven’t already underwent the procedure

[sharp bear]

Like you

[sullen yarrow]

Meanie!

[sharp bear]

You hurt chocolate, I hurt you!

[sullen yarrow]

Have fun with diabetes

[sharp bear]

I simply need a lobotomy for stress relief

[sullen yarrow]

Oh wait you're not American

[blazing briar]

I don’t have diabetes diabetes has me

[sullen yarrow]

You'll be fine with chocolate then

[sharp bear]

I am American...

I only like dark though

[sullen yarrow]

Have fun with diabetes then

[deep talon]

Battlefront 1

[blazing briar]

Chocolate can be healthy you guys are bugging just buy the 95% stuff

[sullen yarrow]

Okay you're fine then... again

[sharp bear]

Lmfao

[thorny hinge]

I don't really care for dark that much

[sharp bear]

95% is diabolical. I've tried it before though, had to drink water with it

[sullen yarrow]

Chocolate is a treat for me I only have like one every 2 months because genuinely only some brands are good

[thorny hinge]

like I don't hate it

[sharp bear]

If I do get diabetes from chocolate, it's truffles

[sullen yarrow]

I mean full bars btw I can snack on a Kinder Bueno more often

[sharp bear]

Bueno are good. I freeze them

[sullen yarrow]

Alright do I make ramen or a hot dog

[blazing briar]

It’s good stuff, I feel like regular chocolate I’m mostly just tasting the sugar, which isn’t a bad thing but sometimes you want it on its own

[deep talon]

I mean

Angry Birds Epic has pig versions of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1317869074109436005/image.png?ex=676accb8&is=67697b38&hm=796ce9b5634d0c23ac3683a609f1b94b130a51cb4771f10f3e3a12bb53cb6f0c&

[sharp bear]

Why not both? Slice the hot dog vertically and fry it like spam

[thorny hinge]

no

[sharp bear]

Spam is hot dog cake

[sullen yarrow]

I am getting a restraining order on you

[deep talon]

Kinder? I heard of that brand

[sullen yarrow]

Hard not to

[deep talon]

food made by it is sold in 🇹🇷

[sullen yarrow]

Ayy nice

[sharp bear]

It's the eggs

[sullen yarrow]

Aren't the eggs banned in the US

[sharp bear]

They were but they changed the packaging since to make it not as easy to eat the toy

[deep talon]

did you guys ever see this food that was made by them

[sullen yarrow]

Wow you guys are a sad nation

[deep talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/465235452148842518/1320825519083884565/image.png?ex=676b021f&is=6769b09f&hm=a9ac35c0a90c88ca6f53307e59a40ac98dbc6ee77c219166d1dd7c0a904eed78&

[sharp bear]

Tell me about it

[sullen yarrow]

You have to stop kids from a choking hazard? I pity you. You were not given happiness

[blazing briar]

You guys ever have off brand spam

[sullen yarrow]

I have never had spam

Tammie should I make ramen or a hot dog, literally nobody else answered and one of the only things I remember from classes on performing CPR is that asking someone to help you will make them more likely to do so than being like "hey guys someone save me"