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thorny hinge
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screw it, can't spell

sturdy summit
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That's so real og you

thorny hinge
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ALSO I REPLIED THE WRONG BLOODY MESSAGE

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I blame George.

sturdy summit
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Who tf is George

thorny hinge
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George

frail zodiac
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listen I am one of the most anti keeping wild animals as pets mfs there is
on the other hand I want a tiger

thorny hinge
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everyone knows who George is

thorny hinge
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issue is that they are not cuddly apparently

sturdy summit
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Get a cat and paint it like a penguin

thorny hinge
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I can't even have pets anyways

frail zodiac
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Look if I didn't have cats I could probably keep a little pengin as a pet
I'd be getting some visits by the wildlife department though lol

thorny hinge
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I'm too irresponsible and forgetful

sturdy summit
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Get the licenses you need

frail zodiac
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I had a dream where there was a blue and gold macaw in the house.
My dad blamed me (fair) but I didn't bring it home.
If I yoinked a macaw it would just be to get home to get a lift to a vet or something to drop it off as found.
But I didn't.
Just a dream macaw in my house for some unfathomable reason.

thorny hinge
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idk why but I suddenly wanna hug something, brb

snow current
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I need to buy a bodysuit without my parents knowing (they’d approve it would just be really awkward)

snow current
lapis phoenix
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Erm

dark path
snow current
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I’m not trans I’m just kinda interested in the whole cross dressing thing

snow current
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Maybe o should learn makeup first

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Baby steps

dark path
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YOU BEAT ME TOO IT

snow current
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:3

shy idol
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superman can slay doomslayer

snow current
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I’m a mischievous scamp

snow current
thorny hinge
snow current
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Passionately

shy idol
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superman will rip doomslayer apart with ease

snow current
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Nah

thorny hinge
snow current
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They’d be gay for each other

shy idol
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no

snow current
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Superman X doomslayer

dark path
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getting "hot mouth" flashbacks

thorny hinge
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tf?

snow current
shy idol
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the flash can slay doomslayer

thorny hinge
dark path
snow current
shy idol
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superman destroys davoth with ease

snow current
snow current
shy idol
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no one care

snow current
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Okay

dark path
thorny hinge
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OH THAT MEME

snow current
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No one cares which would win either

dark path
shy idol
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but superman can lift icon of sin as weights with 1 hand with ease

snow current
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Should’ve said the “I’m feeling romantical” meme

thorny hinge
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yeah

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that'd make more sense, honestly

dark path
shy idol
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superman can throw a planet like basketball

thorny hinge
snow current
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He’s not that strong

thorny hinge
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MC, just ignore him

snow current
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Okay

thorny hinge
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not the first time he's done this

snow current
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Anyways I want silicone tiddie suit

shy idol
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davoth gets curbstomped by superman

snow current
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Bro shut uppppp

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No one gaf

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Also they’d kiss

dark path
lapis phoenix
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What did I open chat to

thorny hinge
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Plok's soundtrack hits so hard man

shy idol
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no they dont kiss

snow current
thorny hinge
snow current
carmine gust
shy idol
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superman is not gay

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doomslayer is though

snow current
dark path
snow current
shy idol
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superman can fly like an aircraft doomslayer cannot

dark path
shy idol
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i like superman

snow current
thorny hinge
shy idol
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superman solos doomverse

snow current
thorny hinge
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I only watched some of it once tbh

snow current
shy idol
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thanos can wipe out doomslayer with a snap

dark path
snow current
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There’s a lot of demons

snow current
shy idol
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superman will rip those demons apart with ease

snow current
shy idol
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doomslayer cant fly

snow current
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Superman can’t kill god

dark path
# snow current Good

Are you calling me Sweaty, the show sweaty, or did you mess up "Sweety" just to confuse the shit out of me

snow current
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Also hell has a red sun

shy idol
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superman kill a god before

dark path
shy idol
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zeus can slay doomslayer

thorny hinge
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guys I found a thing of lead I lost a couple days ago

snow current
thorny hinge
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new issue: I dropped my mircoSD card into my keyboard AGAIN

snow current
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:3

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In a good way

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Non derogatory

shy idol
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no one care about your gayness

snow current
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Hell has a red sun

shy idol
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g-toilet can slay doomslayer with ease

snow current
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Superman gets his power from yellow sunlight

snow current
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Ban this guy

shy idol
snow current
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Please leave

shy idol
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is he too strong for doomslayer to fight? i agree

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doomslayer does not stand a chance against g-toilet

snow current
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Someone ban this ccp communist spy

shy idol
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i am not a communist spy im just saying doomslayer is not that strong enough to beat g-toilet and superman

blazing briar
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The joke is even funnier the next time it’s said

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Get new material man

snow current
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Robocop would kick all of their asses

thorny hinge
snow current
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Robocop + darth Vader ideal team up

dark path
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Terminator would whip Robocop

snow current
shy idol
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g-toilet stronger than all

blazing briar
snow current
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Terminator VS darth Vader tho…

thorny hinge
snow current
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Every doom demon vs every half life enemy

dark path
shy idol
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doom's hell will get massacred by g-toilet

dark path
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I've never played half life

snow current
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Including opposing force

snow current
gaunt cave
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Skibidi toilet is more powerful than doom guy

shy idol
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yes

dark path
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nvm, I've played half-life once, it's on my steamdeck

snow current
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The covenant from halo vs the empire from Star Wars

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Who wins?

shy idol
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davoth and icon of sin and doomslayer will run away in terror from g-toilet

snow current
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GO TAKE A SHOWER

gaunt cave
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The all mighty g toilet

snow current
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TOUCH GRASS

gaunt cave
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I love skibidi

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brr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes

snow current
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Aight imma go kms

shy idol
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you want me to cease talking about g-toilet because hes too overpowered for doomslayer

thorny hinge
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no, it's because you've literally said the same thing ~20 times now in the past 10 minutes

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we get your point

gaunt cave
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justified

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skibidi toilet is so cool

shy idol
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lore accurate g-toilet vs lore-accurate doomslayer g-toilet wins

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i dont think you do

gaunt cave
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👨🏻🚽

dark path
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Yoo, Vorhees with the Gauntlet

sturdy summit
dark path
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That's awesome bud

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Yw yw

final spruce
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Hello y’all

thorny hinge
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I personally won't

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depsite my absolute stupid amount of Doom 1 copies

carmine gust
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Only the most room temperature takes from our newest of candidates

final spruce
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So I need to ask any tips for doing a doom run on nightmare

frail haven
thorny hinge
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as the tips are completely different depending on the game

twin vigil
sturdy summit
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Huh :0

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it's a joke 😭

twin vigil
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oh

sturdy summit
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I love all dooms

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Even doom 3

twin vigil
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i've played through all of the doom games except doom 3

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the weird mutated demons put me off

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but i like when i interact
with characters and stuff

sturdy summit
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Yeah I love character interaction

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I love reading into it too much

final spruce
frozen bramble
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Oh well.

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What parts of Lilith inspired Motherdemon?

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I can't find anything.

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@sturdy summit Please educate me.

sturdy summit
frozen bramble
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Thanks.

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I also have an extra question.

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How is doomguy's weapons tied to his will when in the OG games the weapons did the same damage. Was he always that strong? If so, did the divinity machine do absolutely nothing?

astral mortar
astral mortar
sturdy summit
dark path
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Now I don't really think there's any correlation except for the name, but that's just me

viscid maple
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yes

frank scaffold
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Hmm

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Prrr prrr

inner laurel
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hi'

astral mortar
dark path
royal gyro
vivid phoenix
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Hi fellow Doom slayers

sturdy summit
# astral mortar I doubt they had this in mind with the Mother Demon. Doom's Hell doesn't have mu...

It's actually rather different isn't it? Even the maykr hierarchy confuses me because I foolishly assumed that the angel hierarchy of the bible would be the same as the doom's maykr hierarchy, having the seraphs below what the khan is which I assumed was representative of God, as she's often referred to as one. But that was my fault in assuming they were one in the same, they only really share names and the like

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They are representatives of the father and carry his word, they're even referred to as angels though most of the lore

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Well, its debatable

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Angels of different religions have different abilities

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I assume they are angels, given their names and the like

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Yes, I assume so

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Something I love of the Maykr’s design is the fact they're mechanical

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I believe that machines are inherently pure and unflawed, and the only flaw they can have is from what we did to them coolcaco and with the maykrs being seemingly pure and holy, until transfiguration, until they turned to flesh, which then they're flawed and disgusting

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But I'll love the khan maykr and samur transfigured or not

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Oh definitely

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I hate my flesh

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It's disgusting and flawed

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I wish

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I love Samuel's design

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I believe he subconsciously chose a machine as a sort of thing w body dysphoria, as he seemingly has vague recollection of his time as a maykr, and given they are machines, he unknowingly chose that form to be more aligned with his prior form

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God I love samuel

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He's also really interesting to me as well

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You'll end up learning I genuinely love all doom characters and it's really bad sometimes

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Nah I don't think so

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Even davoth?

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Based as hell

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He's a idiot but he's my idiot

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All I wanna go is hug him frfr

spice quartz
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Yes

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There are Bethesda employees here

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Idk them probably

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Ask them. Don't actually ping them tho

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Will probably happen but it's not even finished yet

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Just stop

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They ain't reading this

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Also there are ID software employees here also

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Howdy

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I wanna meet doom guy's voice actor so he can sign my DOOM Eternal Copy, he did a great job.

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My favorite line was "** **"

dark path
spice quartz
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@sturdy summit where is cain? The dog i saw at camp chapter 3. I can't seem to find him

sturdy summit
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Oh no

spice quartz
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Oh please don't tell me Micah killed Cain

sturdy summit
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:[

spice quartz
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Wait no nvm he's right here

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Good boy

sturdy summit
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OH

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jumpscare

spice quartz
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I haven't gotten to that chapter I think

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@sturdy summit when does cain go missing? I wanna prepare for it

sturdy summit
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Chapter 5 I believe

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Also people gonna hate me for this, but I don't actually hate micah

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Fuck is it?

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Shit it is

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Man I'm too tired for this

spice quartz
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Chapter 5 is Guarma bro

sturdy summit
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Though, I must say, micah in that chapter is delightful to look at

turbid cove
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I hope they bring back arcade mode in the new game that shit was so fun

sturdy summit
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Oh my God I need to make a Christmas pfp

spice quartz
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Ik about the Saint Denis bank robbery and that we get lost on an island and stuff i accidentally spoiled it for myself

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Poor hosea

spice quartz
sturdy summit
spice quartz
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Wdym? Did he get hurt?

sturdy summit
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He don't die tho

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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NO DW

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HES JUST OLD

turbid cove
spice quartz
# sturdy summit NO DW

Oh thank god, but did he leave the gang or something because i also saw the last mission and i didn't see him in it?

sturdy summit
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Especially if there's other missions they're apart of

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Yeah sounds accurate

spice quartz
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He wasn't there

sturdy summit
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He's a old man you can't expect him to go gallivanting around with the young ones

spice quartz
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I already know John got hurt because i saw that in rdr1 he said "what you and dutch did was wrong, leaving me like that"

sturdy summit
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Also I love dutch's pissy little arabian, like why are you so small tiny thing

sturdy summit
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Rdr2 is one of the few games that can make me cry

spice quartz
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Bill is literally my second favorite character

sturdy summit
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Oh don't worry, Bill is a sweetheart but in the end he had no choice

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Just like javier

spice quartz
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I know he's gonna have to choose but i don't wanna see what will happen

spice quartz
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Also there's Kieran who's not very fast with guns

sturdy summit
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Oh my God I love Kieran

spice quartz
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But we don't see him in rdr1

sturdy summit
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You'll learn why soon :3

spice quartz
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He probably also leaves the gang and becomes a Fisherman

sturdy summit
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Yeah he do he do

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He loves his horses too

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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I won't!!

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Just look out for that swamp fella

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His name is sonny

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Don't go into that shack.

spice quartz
spice quartz
sturdy summit
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We yoinked him and kept him in the cold

sturdy summit
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I didn't know what he was gonna do before hand and oh my God, I felt sick and horrendous after

spice quartz
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Isn't he the one who will gonna ya know Arthur's innocence? If i accidentally do meet him I'm completely resetting my progress going back to the start

sturdy summit
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Yup :[

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He can assault arthur or John

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Makes me very upset

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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I always do it now

spice quartz
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Like permanently

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He dies permanently, right?

sturdy summit
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Yup

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Feed him to the gators !!!

spice quartz
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Is he like outside his cabin?

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Yup, he'll ask you to come in, you can lasso him and tie him up

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Yeah you can just walk away

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I just prefer to drown him

spice quartz
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Wait lemme check on YouTube to see how i can kill him

sturdy summit
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Or use him for a horseman thing

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Drag him across the map !!

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Fuck yeahhh !!!

spice quartz
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Nah actually I don't wanna get a lot of cops on me so I'd do it in valentine

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Btw did Gavin's friend find Gavin yet?

sturdy summit
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Hell yeah murder

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No he's just insane

spice quartz
sturdy summit
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Anyways back to grinding on warframe so I can get the limbo warframe

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Nup, sonny is a dude in the swamps

spice quartz
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Really sad, what if he wasn't insane when we first met him tho what if Gavin died and he couldn't cope with it so he tried searching for him to see if he can find Gavin and became more and more insane as time passed

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Sad tbh

spice quartz
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That kid gang in Saint Denis really think they something, their guns ain't scary lol

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There's a mod for it?

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That's kinda fucked up

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Killing children is not ok bro unless it's Minecraft

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Same i should try it, it looks fun

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Are there horses that i can ride?

spice quartz
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ARE THERE HORSES I CAN RIDE IN FO4???!!!

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So it's basically a post apocalyptic Minecraft with guns and disgusting creatures

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Technically there is also a grid in Minecraft

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Fair

sturdy summit
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Oh there is actually

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Most snap to eachother well

spice quartz
sullen yarrow
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Had a dream I was in a plane, and there was just casually a hole in it... for some reason. When I got off I realised I forgot my bag so they threw it off the plane for me, and everything inside broke into a million pieces other than Wolfenstein blind bag Funko Pops

sullen yarrow
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I don't even like Funko Pops so that was funny

nimble sail
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hii

lapis fog
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Guys, am I based for constantly listening to Doom music?

sturdy summit
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Yes

turbid cove
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MarauderHype these emojis hurt me physically

turbid cove
thorny hinge
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M1 making yet another true statement

lament comet
turbid cove
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areyoukidding never mind this is goated

lament comet
turbid cove
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I have redacted my statment

lament comet
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gud

spice quartz
turbid cove
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Tohohoohohohhoohooho

proud hill
turbid cove
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Man I've been replaying ancient gods 1 and remembering how dog shit I am

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Better than a game journalist

spice quartz
proud hill
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water that eats sand duh

spice quartz
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Fixed, you happy now?

proud hill
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its a type of sand that says duh

spice quartz
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Well technically sand does eat water

old solar
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i think we have a new professional idiot

spice quartz
proud hill
old solar
proud hill
turbid cove
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Man I'm playing doom while the sun is hitting my face. Life is beautiful

old solar
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hmm. I wonder what makes quicksand

sullen sorrel
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yall is there a way to claim a nitro gift froma friend without a credit card

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unless discord is that full of bs

old solar
sullen sorrel
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whichi is not surprising ig

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love how i need a credit card for a gifted free trial of nitro

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i might as well buy it myself if i had a fuckin credit

old solar
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its dumb, I know

sullen sorrel
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🤦‍♂️

sullen sorrel
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goodluck finding a single app that isnt giant pile of shit nowadays

old solar
sullen sorrel
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unfortunately

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💀

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Might as well pay discord to unlock the chat feature

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Might as well pay discord to unlock name changing

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Might as well pay discord to be able to customize profiles

proud hill
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well there's a google website that helps you to create websites. its called googlesites.com. maybe use that to create one. if you have the time that is

turbid cove
sturdy summit
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Chat do y'all think maykrs sleep on their stomach? Cause how uncomfortable would sleeping on their back would be w their wings and all

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I mean, have you ever slept on your stomach on a big ass bed? Shits wonderful

sturdy summit
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Plus, Wings would be severely uncomfortable to lie flat on

old solar
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although I wish I had a water bed

sturdy summit
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Same tbh

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Like I could see Samur stretched out on a big ass bed and eeping

spark turtle
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I just got banned😔😔😔

sturdy summit
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I should draw that

sturdy summit
spark turtle
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They dont love me

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😭😭😭😭

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I got teleported straight here after the ban

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So I thought it is a sign

sturdy summit
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Well damn welcome to the doomcord

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I'm thomas, the local insane man

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Who has a dove named after literally satan

spark turtle
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Its my pleasure to meet you thomas the insane man

sturdy summit
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Pleasure to meet you too, the king pigeon

proud hill
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i'm curious tho why did they ban you ?

spark turtle
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I was playing poker

proud hill
spark turtle
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Nah in discord game

proud hill
sturdy summit
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Chat I just found out one of my carers was smoking whole ass cigars while on shift 😭

sturdy summit
proud hill
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oh

sturdy summit
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Get Vega'd

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Hi vega sweetheart I love you

tulip mesaBOT
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Hi, @sturdy summit.

frozen bramble
proud hill
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@tulip mesa 🖕

sturdy summit
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Not particularly, he's being paid to take care of me and my housemate, not smoke in the staff room

proud hill
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holy shit are you sam fisher Australian singer-songwriter and musician
|| i have no idea who you are but i'm just messing around ||

sturdy summit
proud hill
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never listened to him kekw

sturdy summit
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Where did he say this 😭

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As a Australian, I'm insulted

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Australian music is more common than you realise :3

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Nah that's where they sleep if it's a sleep over shift, right now it's just actives, so they're up all night

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Ever listen to AC/DC?

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That's Australian :3

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Aw shit man

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I listen to a lot of stuff man

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Favourite metal band rn is either northlane, or babymetal

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Sleep token is a close third

proud hill
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Andrew Hulshult composed the music for the dlc

sturdy summit
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Fair enough

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I love the ancient gods

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Of course I do I have a whole ass bird named after that man

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I fw TAG 1+2 so hard

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Mainly cuz of lore stuff

lament comet
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only the first part (unfortunately😔)

sturdy summit
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But I've 100% TAG 1, and I'm on the way to 100%ing TAG 2

lament comet
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I played it and enjoyed it, but my enjoyment came more from the combat system than tag2 in of itself

sturdy summit
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Davoth you rng fuckfest oldcaco

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I wish I played doom eternal and 2016 unspoilered

lament comet
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tag2 is the easiest campaign (even without the hammer), which is just not it for the last DLC
on top of that all the newly introduced enemies are quite bad, and they're just reskins of already existing enemies
the arena design is also meh

sturdy summit
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He kept spawning the beeg demons and not the dogs so i couldnt get hammer charges MarauderEmbarassed

lament comet
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not really when the bossfight itself is dookey

sturdy summit
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I love his character tho

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Yes of course I know ultrakill I'm saving up for the Minos prime body pillow

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THERES A DAVOTH MASTER LEVEL?

lament comet
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I have seen the mod and I'm not interested

sullen yarrow
sturdy summit
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Nah, don't have the best pc for it

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FUCK ME SIDEWAYS

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CANT HAVE SHIT MAN

lament comet
sturdy summit
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Nah man, my shitty laptop would probably explode if I tried to run classic doom

lament comet
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idk tbh, haven't really given any thought to it

sturdy summit
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She barely runs blender well

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And for some reason SAMUR'S HOOD STILL WONT RENDER

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IM GONNA EXPLODE

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Anyways

lament comet
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maybe make davoth mobile, fast and he attacks and can be damaged like a normal enemy
then make the arena like a normal arena, but larger and not the boring ass flat circle

sturdy summit
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Nah i liked the red light green light aspect of him

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Reminds me of the marauders

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I love fighting marauders

lament comet
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marauder but even slower, tankier and more RNG

sturdy summit
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I do agree on making him faster though

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He feels big, but he needs to move faster

lament comet
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not really, it's how the khan maykr, samur, icon of sin and doom hunters work

blazing briar
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He already has a combined health of 90000 throughout all 5 phases, identical to the icons health pool, I don’t think removing the greenlight mechanic warrants giving him a shit ton of hp

sturdy summit
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But that all could be lore related stuff tho, given he ain't at his peak no more

blazing briar
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a minute and 10 seconds if rng is on your side

lament comet
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when you're in a completely flat arena and he doesn't fight back

lapis phoenix
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Or ayre from ac6

sturdy summit
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I love davoth

lament comet
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a good bossfight would not have you doing that

sturdy summit
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Davoth is a great character

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He's not even a true villain and I love that

lament comet
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making something extremely tanky is just boring and a very easy solution to fix the issue

blazing briar
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Davoth doesn’t actually have attacks that are anywhere near comparable to Sisyphus though

sturdy summit
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Davoth is exactly like doomguy in the reason he fights, so why do we hate davoth and love doomguy?

blazing briar
sturdy summit
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I ain't saying i could fix him, I don't wanna fix davoth, he's justified in his anger

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You'd be surprised

blazing briar
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But I would consider myself probably one of the most versed people with the dark lord bossfight, which honestly is a bit of a lame bragging right to have, but I think it adds credibility to any negative critiques I have with it

sturdy summit
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"Oh he's the bad guy" NO HE AINT ALL HE WANTED WAS FOR HIS CREATION TO BE IMMORTAL AND HE COULDNT FIND THAT doomcry

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Punching the walls biting the plaster

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Nup, he couldn't, mortal souls cannot bind to the concept of immortality, that's why the maykrs betrayed him

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The best he could do was to make them live for a ridiculously long time

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Which even then, that time for him could be minuscule

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The Doomslayer is functionally Immortal, can't age, but can die

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FUCK I RESPONDED TO THR WRONG ONE

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That's what the maykrs used to be able to do, before samur moved the father's life sphere

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yes megalel

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I love my narcissistic robot man

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I don't even hate him

blazing briar
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He’s already a very consistent sub 3, I haven’t addressed a specific solution to it yet but I do think green lights are a gimmick that’s done to death, especially with it becoming more prevalent in part to the DLC in the first place, I’m not saying they could’ve done better, they had COVID restrictions and deadlines to meet, people already have a hard time avoiding some of his attacks so I wouldn’t suggest making him more fierce as a solution, maybe just give him more variety in his attacks, because he gains like, shield bashing, and the ability to summon those enemies in phases 4-5 that have like, half their usual healthpool, idk, it’s just so unengaging

sturdy summit
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I don't hate many characters

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There's a total of like....4 characters I genuinely despise

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And those are all horrible people

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I don't blame samuel on how he turned out

astral mortar
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Sam Fischer from Splinter Cell?

blazing briar
#

also one of the dumbest mechanics on planet earth is unlike the marauder, the dark lord will punish you for thinking outside the box, managing to hit him outside of his greenlight window is basically a full hp restore for him, which is really stupid, when I first saw that I thought It was a glitch and would be patched out, but no, apparently that’s intended

sturdy summit
#

Grew up rich and smart, probably gaining a inferiority complex from constantly keeping up w the idea he is smart (gifted kid moment) he does, at least when he was younger, he seemed to want to help others (the foundation he made to help fund young people in schooling stuff)

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I don't blame Samuel to be the way he is

astral mortar
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-# ...he's in fortnite?

sturdy summit
#

Doomguy is but they stole his ass and thighs and its a crime

astral mortar
#

I mean they rebooted Juice WRLD so idk

blazing briar
# blazing briar But I would consider myself probably one of the most versed people with the dark...

probably not overly relevant but sort of supporting this claim here so I don’t seem like I’m just spouting stuff out, also this is the once in a blue moon occasion where the dark lord decides not to curse you with bad RNG https://youtu.be/m72mz-srZP0?si=f8xfyJ6New4eo_a0

fully upgraded hammer so full ammo refill, makes fight go a lot faster, also i got blessed by rng especially in phase 4 and 5.

▶ Play video
sturdy summit
#

Anyways back to drawing everyone's favourite squid angel alien man thing, samur maykr sleeping on a beeg ass bed

astral mortar
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I mean he can double jump due to boots so probably

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just another tool

sturdy summit
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No I'm just drawing it to explain how maykrs would sleep when they have wings 😭

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I like to think they don't need to, but like to lie down

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How would you design a bed for wings?

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You reckon he wanted to be shoved onto his back😭

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If they moved?

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How would that work 😭

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I'm just gonna draw them 😭

astral mortar
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Aye, fair enough VEGA

sturdy summit
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Not transfigured samur, that's apart of his flesh

astral mortar
#

what am I reading

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Heya Vasko MarauderAyayaya

snow current
#

Big boobs 🤤

astral mortar
#

okay general's acting up now I'm leaving

snow current
astral mortar
#

Hugo definitely makes shit up when he's asked lore questions because he wants to provide an answer but was put on the spot.

blazing briar
#

Numbers

astral mortar
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They did not lose. The war didn't end in anyone's favor. The Slayer got involved before there could be a "winner."

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The ARC successfully held Hell's legions back for 13 years. That's pretty significant. When Hell invades they win through sheer numbers.

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Multiple countries and landmasses remained untouched by demons. The intent was to take over the entire planet and subjugate humans for the Khan's rule. By this metric Hell has not yet succeeded.

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During an invasion. When Hell began invading Earth, they did so through numbers. Ranak's forces constructed a Super Gore Nest in Europe, which then allowed legions of demons to come through at a rate that is faster than humans could kill them.

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Think about the effects of that on earth

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That's unclear, but Earth's governments aren't really a thing during Eternal - the ARC has arisen as the only human-led "government" organization. If you're looking at it from a realistic standpoint you can presume several countries lost access to nukes or were destroyed entirely.

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On top of this nukes aren't sensible because they obliterate everything. The goal is to kick demons off and keep the Earth inhabitable afterward.

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I mean (I don't know how canon this is exactly) but in Legacy of Rust you nuked Hell, which is a safer option

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Well.... if you kick Hell's ass, you can get the environment back. As seen in Reclaimed Earth.

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If you nuke a place, that place is uninhabitable for years.

blazing briar
#

TAG2 Is peak

astral mortar
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Radiation:

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coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb

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I also would argue it's an issue of escalation. Hell doesn't want to destroy Earth or render humans extinct, they want to take over Earth and let the Khan Maykr subjugate humans. The invasion is colonialism in practice.
If Earth starts nuking Hell, what will Hell send in response?

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Hell's idea of a nuke is a gigantic monster that sucks the entire universe into Hell if it stands still for too long.

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I would argue something like the Icon would likely shrug it off.

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That means nothing. It keeps moving afterward. Only the Crucible was able to stop it moving.

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I am pretty confident that the Icon, as a moving skeleton, would just recuperate and keep moving.

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If it bleeds we can kill it

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I'm not taking sides in this argument but I just wanted to say that

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It's a primordial monster from the first dimension. It doesn't care about human ideas of how things work.

lapis phoenix
blazing briar
#

I mean im semi sure the icon could at least be temporarily incapacitated with enough damage, maybe

astral mortar
#

But the reality is that Doom is a videogame and if they account for shit like this we can't have the videogame. There can be a million answers to this.

  1. Doom 2016/Eternal's Earth has no nukes because its population has outlawed them in an era of peace, Metal Gear style.
  2. Hell has taken control of nukes thanks to their rapid collection of the Union Aerospace Corporation's resources.
  3. Nukes are corporate-owned and most corporations either don't exist or have been absorbed into the Cultist UAC.
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Nukes are just never mentioned in Doom, so you can presume that, for whatever reason, they simply do not play a role in the conflict.

#

That makes sense too

lapis phoenix
astral mortar
#

Like, they shoot nukes. They're bad because they can fire nukes from anywhere on Earth. IIRC, Metal Gear is in a universe where everyone was miraculously able to agree to shut down nuclear bombs worldwide in an unprecedented era of peace. Then Metal Gear 1 happens, where Big Boss wants to dismantle that era of peace because he's insane and all that.

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Or I guess it's Venom Snake there. Whatever. I didn't really love MGSV.

blazing briar
#

I think that’s an insane message with less context

lapis phoenix
#

I mean

astral mortar
#

My personal headcanon is that humanity in 2016/Eternal has moved beyond the usage of nuclear weapons because of, MG style, an unprecedented era of political peace that came as a result of the rise to power corporations like the UAC enjoyed. Nukes aren't a thing unless they operate on Argent, which the UAC has an iron grip on, and so during Eternal the ARC has no access to this because the Cultist UAC gobbled up those resources.

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What happened to the UAC?

astral mortar
# astral mortar What happened to the UAC?

In Eternal? It was taken over by the Cultists led by Deag Ranak and Olivia Pierce. All its resources were snatched up by either the Cultists or the ARC in a mad grab for power.

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ah

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By the time the game starts, the corporation's entire Earth-based presence has been infested with demon bullshit, and demons seem to be using the corporation to sway humans to give up via propaganda.

#

She died, yes.

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She died when she fused with the Aranea Imperatrix. Then she double-died of rapid-onset brain exploding when the Slayer killed the Mastermind.

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At that point it was probably a mercy killing for whatever was left of Olivia.

#

You mentioned Davoth earlier and to specify Davoth is functionally a human during TAG2.

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Like, anyone could've stabbed Davoth there. He is powerless during TAG2, relying on a mech.

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He would win.

blazing briar
#

Those things can’t canonically coexist, but I’m fairly sure they’d be equals

astral mortar
#

It's unclear.

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The Slayer is only the Slayer because Davoth's power was stolen from him. Depending on how you interpret the wording, the Slayer's power is either exactly how Davoth was at his peak, or only a fraction of it.

#

It would evaporate Davoth as he is in TAG2.

sturdy summit
#

#artwork message

This is what I mean by how he'd sleep

astral mortar
#

No clue but it's pretty fucking hot.

sturdy summit
#

I mean

sturdy summit
#

Maybe, it's pretty damn hot in hell

sturdy summit
#

They all died lmao

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I mean, they probably had suits for advanced heat like that

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And its probably hotter in certain areas

blazing briar
#

The actual bossfight absolutely shits on superweapons, 1500 direct BFG damage and immunity to tendrils is diabolical considering the aforementioned healthpool of 90000 across 5 phases

astral mortar
#

I don't personally think Maykrs would sleep. If they did I imagine they'd just be like a computer - motionless.

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Like in "sleep mode."

lapis phoenix
#

What if they were like dolphins

astral mortar
#

Though this presents an interesting thing when you bring Transfiguration into the equation. Robots don't need to sleep, but Transfiguration has turned the Maykrs into at least partially organic beings, and mammals need sleep.

sturdy summit
astral mortar
blazing briar
blazing briar
lapis phoenix
#

40mm? 40mm tracker cannon from tone from titanfall? titanfall 2 mentioned rahhh 🤖

sturdy summit
deep talon
#

most memorable theme in the game

pine delta
#

The entire soundtrack is goated

copper spire
#

Understandable.

#

At the risk of sounding annoying, the Mysterious Song used towards the ending of MyHouse.wad has apparently been found.

crisp forge
#

Doo(|

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MooM

copper spire
#

It's actually called Subways of Your Mind.

crisp forge
#

DooMoo(|

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DoMo

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DMoo

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MoM

lapis phoenix
#

Moo deng ?

copper spire
#

Who, the band?

#

I presume they just didn't know?

#

It was already fairly well known before the WAD released.

mental trail
#

Most mysterious song on the internet has been solved

snow current
turbid cove
#

Honestly goes for everything. That mid game boss from 2016 well in the new doom game you fight 2 cyber demons simultaneously

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With technically weaker weapons too

misty garden
#

yo

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i finished doom eternal 2 months ago

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good game

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dead ass fucking chat

sullen yarrow
#

Wow lmfao

faint ivy
#

Ano's nitro just ran out

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He’s no longer cyan

#

Lmäö

sullen yarrow
#

Someone once called me the server owner over it

faint ivy
#

Kill them

sullen yarrow
sullen yarrow
faint ivy
sullen yarrow
#

If I was a moderator, I wouldn't have to dream about Quake with grapes, so I am happy to not be one
But it was a DM from a friend anyway so

astral mortar
#

Idgaf

sullen yarrow
#

Oh wait it was exploding grapes, not just grapes

pine delta
#

My Fortnite loadout has been broken since the update💀

snow current
ivory ravine
#

hey chat, how's everyone's day?

sullen yarrow
#

Hello LM

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I trolled M1

ivory ravine
#

Perfect, I support this. What'd you do? lol

sullen yarrow
#

While he was playing in the Minecraft server I sent a server message that made it sound like the server hosting website was compromised so if he doesn't leave he will get hacked. He left almost immediately

ivory ravine
#

hahahahaha

sullen yarrow
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Love you too man

lament comet
#

So I figured I'd just leave and ask what da hell is going on

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And then I saw that you trolled me

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No one was in there so I thought it was real lolol

warm oyster
#

guys

#

fortnite snoop dogg skin or ice spice?

lapis phoenix
#

I don’t mind at all

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You’re like the only guy I play mp with regularly anyway

lament comet
#

I usually don't have anything to do (way too much free time), so it's quite normal for me that I just stay on and do some stuff

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I like just building, mining or gathering resources

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Perhaps I do

balmy ingot
icy thistle
#

How everyone doing?

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Im sorry to hear that

floral marlin
leaden helm
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thnak you

sullen yarrow
#

Identity crisis

snow current
merry cloak
sullen yarrow
#

Demonic fire is only for deluxe. Unicorn skin is a DLC. Zombie Slayer is now only obtainable by contacting Bethesda Support

thorny hinge
#

So you basically have to pay for 2 and waste your time with one

turbid cove
#

Pomni vs doom guy who wins

inner prairie
#

fuck would pomni do

floral marlin
#

doom guy is a weakling compared to pomni

#

whole verse?
nah

inner prairie
#

at least make it believable

lapis phoenix
#

I’m with Mr vasko

fringe epoch
#

Lol this one dude i was talking to in the gym had doom music on his Spotify too 😭

icy thistle
#

I read this as i was pulling up the eternal Ost lmao

astral mortar
#

Don't know why that's a bad thing

amber spindle
#

Eh idk how strong pomni is but doomguy ain’t as strong as you think

#

Lore accurate slayer is a bit stronger than in game, but he’s still not insane

fringe epoch
#

He added me on steam now

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I fucking love this car

grizzled sphinx
icy thistle
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@grizzled sphinx based

snow current
#

I’m such a cute Nyaa femboy catboy

#

Wyd if I break into ur house while ur sleepin

radiant citrus
#

Y'all is doom the dark ages story set to past or future of doom eternal?

brisk wedge
#

before doom eternal

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likely in the timespan between doom 64 and 2016

radiant citrus
#

Ohh, interesting

sullen yarrow
#

The heck is that profile mate

#

Real Riot...

radiant citrus
#

I heard somewhere that it was set to sum medieval ages, I'm not sure

radiant citrus
brisk wedge
#

its likely going to take place in argent d'nur or something like that back in roughly the same time period where the flashbacks in doom eternal took place

sullen yarrow
#

That is creative

radiant citrus
radiant citrus
brisk wedge
#

2025 was the given release year i think

radiant citrus
#

Ohh

brisk wedge
#

but im not a developer, im going off what the announcement said months ago

radiant citrus
#

Ikrr, I'm kinda excited for it. Just finished doom eternal now I want sum more

thorny hinge
#

2016 if you haven't played that yet

leaden helm
#

ice people everywhere

brisk wedge
#

you could also try quake 1 and 2, pretty good games

thorny hinge
brisk wedge
#

ultrakill is another good pick as well

sullen yarrow
#

Wolfenstein

#

RAGE 2 is very Eternal-esque

tough ermine
#

rage 2 is a bit of a mess

subtle crow
sullen yarrow
#

I love it personally

astral mortar
#

RAGE

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So angry for like no reason, like come on

sturdy summit
#

Chat I'm in a mood for drawing transfigured samur but like what should I draw his ass doing

tough ermine
#

put it in a box

sturdy summit
#

I'm not putting samur into a box 😭

sullen yarrow
#

Ship him away

tough ermine
#

just his ass

sullen yarrow
#

What happened to it, did he laugh it off?

sturdy summit
#

Yknow what fine

#

I'm just that bored

tough ermine
#

perfect

thorny hinge
#

now draw Samuel baking cookies

sturdy summit
#

See that's funny

#

I already did megalel

thorny hinge
#

bruegh

thorny hinge
#

not eating

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I am now disappointed on several levels

sturdy summit
thorny hinge
#

:D

sullen yarrow
#

Guys I've gotten so many scam bots DM me about Quake with exploding grapes

#

I deleted it now so they leave me alone lol

thorny hinge
sullen yarrow
#

Yeah it's a dream I once had

sturdy summit
snow current
#

DARK FORCES IS FUCKING PEAK

#

STAR WARS DOOM

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AND ITS ON PS1

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I might buy it for PC

#

Anyways nostalgia critic

#

And it also has jumping

deep talon
#

is the Octabrain literally just the Duke Nukem version of the Cacodemon?

#

they are very similar

floral marlin
#

the doom guy is just a regular guy 💀

#

he just wears a space suit

short vector
thorny hinge
short vector
#

yeah ig

thorny hinge
#

From research of probably one of the most well versed people in Doom's lore in this server (m0no), they concluded at most he's a souped up Captain America

short vector
crimson tendon
#

man literally too angry to die

thorny hinge
short vector
thorny hinge
#

anyways, welcome to the server

#

probably shoulda said that first, eh?

short vector
#

yeah

thorny hinge
#

Writing documentation's hard lol

#

I envy the people who can do it second nature

zenith tendon
#

Yo

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Alr this shit if fucking dead too

sturdy summit
#

We can't be on 24/7

zenith tendon
#

Fair enough

thorny hinge
zenith tendon
#

I am usualy in servers that People are 24/7 online so sometimes i forget not every server is alive around night

#

Srry to bother yall

sturdy summit
sturdy summit
#

Weird fuckass alien squid thing

#

I hate his ass

#

Why he look like that

#

Also did you know, the pits where samue's eyes would be actually seem to move when he does

ivory ravine
#

lol ok bro

blazing briar
#

Are you about to pedal us an MLM?

ivory ravine
#

What tf are you even talking about?

#

"I ain't gonna start a debate" but gives the most debateable lame takes ever.

astral mortar
#

Masculinity this, femininity that, how about you embrace being yourself dawg

ivory ravine
#

I'm sorry but this screams insecurity.

blazing briar
#

obsession with other men is a weird trait to have coincide with competitive masculinity

#

friendly fire to a certain extent if I may

#

I do not think improving oneself is exclusive to gender

ivory ravine
#

Dude you've been spouting off about what it means to be manly, and frankly, nobody asked.

blazing briar
#

I mean yeah, when construed more positively, it’s not exactly controversial to say improving oneself is a good thing, but the way you phrase it is just caring too much about other peoples business

ivory ravine
#

You didn't want to and then you wanted to

#

Later 👋

blazing briar
#

And I think it’s a tad pessimistic to imply people aren’t living healthy lives by default

carmine gust
#

bro really came in here to tell us how other men living their lives the way they want to makes them uncomfortable

willow crater
velvet hamlet
#

lil bro came into a discord server to talk about masculinity

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smh

carmine gust
#

me personally, I don't talk about things I don't care about

velvet hamlet
#

nice bio

willow crater
#

if that alone isnt worth a ban idk

velvet hamlet
blazing briar
#

This person mentions they’re 15 on their YouTube channel, it makes it easier to view this as just regurgitating things

willow crater
#

give it 2 months until he moves on to another phase in his life

buoyant egret
#

Why does it matter to be “manly”

carmine gust
#

> "I don't care about how anyone lives their lives"
> Goes on a rant on how people should live their lives

#

excuse you

willow crater
#

velvet hamlet
#

wharrr???

ivory ravine
#

😮‍💨

#

Now's a good time to go watch Merlin. Later Doom fam

velvet hamlet
#

bro you preaching about masculinity but call yourself a slur sorry to hear that manly masculine man preacher

buoyant egret
#

Defo a Tater Tot

velvet hamlet
#

I am so manly to the point I love man guys!!!

#

💪

buoyant egret
#

The so manly it’s actually gay to like women

carmine gust
#

Fellas is it gay to kiss girls? You’re kissing someone who likes men

buoyant egret
#

Please go ahead I am sure it’s not bigoted at all

velvet hamlet
carmine gust
#

GO ON

vivid phoenix
#

I will be anxiously following the results of the US election.

velvet hamlet
#

🗣️

carmine gust
#

FINISH THAT STATEMENT

blazing briar
#

google plus ahh message

carmine gust
#

DO IT MOTHER FUCKER

velvet hamlet
#

just saying man you gonna get cooked if you finish that sentence 👨‍🍳

#

here man cook emoji for u ❤️

carmine gust
#

Kid way out of their depth here. Only a matter of time

lapis phoenix
#

I see we have a friendly debate going on here

velvet hamlet
#

nah bro I'm just seasoning my dish here

#

😋

#

rip lil homie 🙏

#

I ate that dish up

ivory ravine
#

That was uhh. Something.

muted trail
#

Lets not even think about politics

sturdy summit
#

Remember chat !!! Love yourself no matter who you love !!!

willow crater
#

i felt so gay today, i even took a bath.
Full program with candles and music and allat

buoyant egret
ivory ravine
#

Baths are awesome

sturdy summit
#

Wow I felt so gay today, I washed my hair and brushed my mullet

willow crater
#

fancy

dark path
#

But Rico yesssss

sturdy summit
dark path
willow crater
sturdy summit
#

I'm don't have the energy to absolutely brutalise a child lover rn, ima let the legal system do it this time

dark path
willow crater
#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

buoyant egret
sturdy summit
#

Everything hurts man I hate being afab doomcry

buoyant egret
#

Why is it always the “manly” people are the most bigoted MFs going?

willow crater
#

i love dicks

#

see, not that hard

buoyant egret
sturdy summit
ivory ravine
#

Insecure projections from that guy

sturdy summit
#

Mmm men and women and everything in between

buoyant egret
sturdy summit
mossy musk
#

Let’s all agree on one thing, doom is peak.

icy thistle
icy thistle
#

My humor died

mossy musk
buoyant egret
icy thistle
buoyant egret
#

Cringe teens with poor parenting

icy thistle
ivory ravine
#

Sorry, I didn't mean to throw gas on the fire but I knew where that guy was heading with that convo, and it was not great.

#

I can't stand toxic masculinity shit

bleak bridge
#

elmo

icy thistle
icy thistle
buoyant egret
ivory ravine
#

It reminded me of the scene in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman is flexing in the mirror.

#

Look at my muscles🦾

buoyant egret
buoyant egret
#

the author is himself gay so it tracks

ivory ravine
#

yup yup 100%

#

I'm thinking of the scene now where the redhead kisses his hand in the bathroom, and he immediately washes his gloves in the sink

raven glade
#

What are y'all talking about

buoyant egret
#

Also; The Great Gatsby, I love the fan theory that Jay is black and that's why nobody recognises him at the parties (thinks hes a servant) and that Buccanon hates him

ivory ravine
raven glade
#

Damn

#

It's a good movie though at least in my opinion

ivory ravine
#

There was a cringe guy in here earlier who just jumped in to say weird opinions on how every guy needs to build muscles and act manly lmao

ivory ravine
raven glade
#

There's a book

buoyant egret
raven glade
#

Have you watched terrifier

buoyant egret
#

about a closeting gay man who hates himself and women and cant accept he is gay so tries to be toxically masculine

buoyant egret
raven glade
#

Dog I low-key can't even eat my popcorn I didn't even get the finish the movie I left the feeder because I was actually about to throw up

lapis phoenix
#

My favourite sigma male redpilled movie is the lego movie

raven glade
#

And I'm not usually a squeamish person

ivory ravine
lapis phoenix
#

Is terrifier 3 just shock value

ivory ravine
#

yup

lapis phoenix
#

I was gonna watch it but if its just blood gore explosions everywhere then whats the point

raven glade
ivory ravine
#

Yeah, I'm more into supernatural horror than torture slasher

lapis phoenix
#

Im so desensitized to gore (not a brag) that theres not many horror movies I like atp lmao

ivory ravine
#

I rewatched the first 3 Paranormal Activity movies last week and they actually gave me the creeps

raven glade
ivory ravine
buoyant egret
#

JUST LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!

raven glade
#

Well people are stupid

ivory ravine
#

Lol for real

raven glade
#

In all horror movies

ivory ravine
#

OR DON'T READ THE LATIN WORDS FROM THAT BOOK IN THE DANK BASEMENT

raven glade
#

But it's the satisfactory of seeing those stupid dumbass people get killed by some random dude in a hockey mask with a machete it's just like at this point you asked for what was coming to you don't expect me to feel bad

ivory ravine
#

I love the Evil Dead franchise. All of it. And Ash vs. Evil.

raven glade
#

I literally forgot evil Dead even existed until you brought it up

ivory ravine
#

Evil Dead 2 is one of my faves

#

So campy

raven glade
#

I remember seeing evil Dead 2 and army of darkness as a little kid when I also discovered Doom and it had me wondering through all my teenage years who would win in a fight Ash Williams or Doom guy

#

But then after digging into some more about Doom and from what I know about it Ash is getting bodied

ivory ravine
#

yo Army of Darkness is so good

raven glade
#

I know I need to watch it again it's been a while

ivory ravine
#

Yeah the Slayer would annihilate him

dark path
#

falls from ceiling, squishing in the background

raven glade
#

A horror movie that isn't scary though at least in my opinion is child's Play like dog Chucky is a fucking doll kick him like a football