general

[grave bay]

he was awesome :(

[severe steppe]

Why did he leave

[grave bay]

idk

[blazing forge]

Can anyone give me tips on how to get better at horde mode I always die on the last level of mission two

[grave bay]

maybe he changed

[grave bay]

aim for weakpoints, lower difficulty, evade, use equipment and finally
dont have a skill issue

although u should take this #horde-mode @blazing forge

[blazing forge]

Thx lol

[grave bay]

mire people can help there

[severe steppe]

He is the truedoomer though

[grave bay]

good point

[severe steppe]

We need to tribute NotDave

[grave bay]

doomslayer be playing rescue the princess with the demons and toys 💀💀💀

[severe steppe]

He plays mario

[grave bay]

yes

“pew pew pew”

ok anyways goodbye

[severe steppe]

Ok

[solar sun]

is a dos-box emulator illegal?

[uncut yoke]

Banned

[severe steppe]

How

[uncut yoke]

He got too many warnings iirc

[severe steppe]

Oh

[astral mortar]

I hope id software likes original wads

because I'm thinking I want to do show and tell for them

[severe steppe]

Nice

[astral mortar]

i said I hope

if they do, it'd be a perfect place for id software fangames

and pitches

got banned for actual legit reason this time

[severe steppe]

Ok then

I think it mightve been the rock paper scisscors thing

[ashen knot]

shitposting iirc

[queen pecan]

i miss dave...

[opaque chasm]

Hey guys

[amber spindle]

did he get banned?

[queen pecan]

apparently

[tranquil summit]

d00m

[queen pecan]

why do people boost the server at like 50 boosts

[astral mortar]

cuz cool blue role ig

i changed my mind dont wanna boost a server with no memes lul

[queen pecan]

based

[quiet wave]

he got banned

[severe steppe]

I know 2 other people told me

[hoary wedge]

https://youtu.be/BH925m0QKds
if anyone plays modded minecraft
you should check your installation

[simple bane]

Hello 🗿

Bruh

[graceful night]

Hello

[astral mortar]

Yo

[graceful night]

I’m just playing the campaign rn

[astral mortar]

Cool.

[obsidian gate]

5 warns hes out

[astral mortar]

I dont play on Weekdays.

[graceful night]

Ok

You guys know if you what the doom movie on Netflix you find out about stuff about who the slayer is

Watch I mean

[astral mortar]

I heard its shit

[obsidian gate]

never scrolling up in the doom sever ever again, shit got me seeing cringe

[limber aurora]

no

[graceful night]

What you mean

[limber aurora]

lmfao that isn't connected to the games

[queen pecan]

https://youtu.be/24RqYwzdjaY

[limber aurora]

1st one is watchable, 2nd is ⚰️

[graceful night]

You find out that dog like thing from doom 3 is somebody call pinky and you found out how doom guy is strong

[astral mortar]

stroke

[astral mortar]

Thats- nvm

[obsidian gate]

¿Qué?

[astral mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/oogway-my-time-has-come-gif-8019684

[obsidian gate]

?

[astral mortar]

This shall be my last one.

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-doom-doom-eternal-gif-22638124

[obsidian gate]

what?

[astral mortar]

I'm leaving?

Just waiting to say goodbye to everyone.

[carmine gust]

This isn’t an airport. No need to announce your departure.

[obsidian gate]

im white tho, so ill clap for the plane landing

[blissful pollen]

Cya bro

[astral mortar]

Cya man I'll miss you ya try-hard Noob

[queen pecan]

whaaat

why leave

[astral mortar]

Daves gone. I'm joining him in the hellscape of unofficial DOOM servers.

[queen pecan]

r.i.p dave and you

[astral mortar]

My time has come

[queen pecan]

[willow crater]

LMAO

[astral mortar]

Too bad I already did.

[carmine gust]

Do we have to show you the door

[willow crater]

https://tenor.com/view/i-can-only-show-you-the-door-youre-the-one-that-has-to-walk-through-it-neo-the-matrix-gif-14277866

[astral mortar]

Yes you do.

Havent got my glasses on.

Well?

Show me the door.

[tough ermine]

no

[willow crater]

[queen pecan]

@strange lodge r.i.p

[jaunty willow]

what did not dave do

[willow crater]

https://tenor.com/view/stuff-why-ok-okay-things-gif-5129568

[quiet wave]

what is the worst place to live

[jaunty willow]

California

[quiet wave]

hmmmm

no i don't think that's it

[jaunty willow]

worst ppl in the world lmao

[quiet wave]

mmm no i don't think that's true either

there's definitely way worse

[jaunty willow]

you right. BC lmao

[quiet wave]

probably somewhere like itjuana

that's the most unsafe city in the world

[obsidian gate]

syria probably

[quiet wave]

syria sounds like a very dangerous place to be in yeah

[jaunty willow]

and yet cali is worse 😂

[quiet wave]

did somebody mug you in california or something

[jaunty willow]

you cant even walk around in california for 2 minutes without getting mugged lmao

[astral mortar]

juarez

[quiet wave]

we all know the us is garbage but it's definitely not within the worsts places to live

[quiet wave]

funny enough ciudad jurarez isn't top spot in the worst places of mexico anymore

[jaunty willow]

nah the south is cool for the most part. Texas and Tennesse are great. Dont love Arkansas tho

[quiet wave]

things to do in texas:

number 1

leave

[obsidian gate]

bro is lying

[amber spindle]

texas is actually kinda good compared to most others

[obsidian gate]

california is not worst then getting a chemical bomb throw at your house

[quiet wave]

what is there to see in texas that is interesting besides violations of human rights

[amber spindle]

if any state is gonna be like that its kansas

[jaunty willow]

here we go dear lord

[amber spindle]

yeah texas isnt great with that but its far from the worst

[quiet wave]

true

[obsidian gate]

bro the us is not as bad as some other places

[amber spindle]

kansas was made to be left

[quiet wave]

florida exists

[amber spindle]

its called the flyover state cuz nobody wants to be here

[obsidian gate]

i would rather live in california or texas, hell even florida then fucking iraq or sudan

[quiet wave]

i would rather not live in the us

[jaunty willow]

Tennesse is where its at but Texas is also cool. Cant stand florida, not cuz of laws or whatever but just the weather and Im not a beach guy so Florida is a place I hava ZERO interest in going to

[amber spindle]

but would you choose iraq over the us

[quiet wave]

whaaaat you don't like beaches????

[amber spindle]

i kind of got tired of beaches when i lived 10 minutes away from one in texas

[jaunty willow]

I am either a cabin far in the middle of the woods in alaska or a city guy moreso than tropical or beaches or anything

[amber spindle]

cabin in the woods hell yeah

[quiet wave]

hunt your own food

[obsidian gate]

afghanistan might be the worst

[jaunty willow]

just build a house in the middle of fuck nowhere and live in peace lmao

[jaunty willow]

yes

[amber spindle]

who says i have to choose a forest far away from a town

[jaunty willow]

I was sayin for me

thats what I want

[amber spindle]

i dont like killing bugs, let alone deer and shit

[obsidian gate]

idk i like proper electricity and plumbing and the ability to go to a grocery store for food and physically see and talk to others

[amber spindle]

i dont want to take a life

[quiet wave]

i do believe that, after careful research and consideration, i figured out what is truly the worst place to live

[amber spindle]

missouri

[obsidian gate]

Birmingham

[quiet wave]

it has to be Madrid, spain

[amber spindle]

nah whats that island that napoleon got sent to

[quiet wave]

not because of crime rates, not because of oppression, but because of one thing

[amber spindle]

the second time, not the first

[jaunty willow]

yeah but with proper hunting there is a respect towards the animal and care for it even though you're taking it out. Its hard to explain but proper hunting is not as horrible as something like a KFC farm lmao

[quiet wave]

real madrid

you will never meet someone worse than people who like real madrid

[obsidian gate]

random island in buttfuck nowhere is a not great place to live

[amber spindle]

i know but it would still be me taking that life, and i hate that idea

[jaunty willow]

Idk I mean mans gotta eat lmao

[obsidian gate]

kfc farm is bad but im not the one murdering

[amber spindle]

yeah

at least i dont pull the trigger on an animal living its life yknow

[quiet wave]

ok ok ok ok

what is the cutest farm animal

[obsidian gate]

cat

[amber spindle]

sheep

[quiet wave]

i'm talking the ones you eat

[amber spindle]

i dont think thats what they meant

[quiet wave]

i definitely have to say piggies

[obsidian gate]

pigs are as smart as dogs so probably them, theyre cool and smart

[quiet wave]

piggies are so cute

[amber spindle]

that doesnt make them cute though

that just makes them smart

[jaunty willow]

Idk I mean if it helps Im aware that the animal has no idea whats going on or anything like that. Its an animal not a person. Of course being an animal is not an object or anything its still a living being but its not a person

[quiet wave]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-piggy-burger-gif-25919733

[amber spindle]

which makes it fucked up that many never see the sun

[quiet wave]

my man eating that big mac

[jaunty willow]

what is everyones like ideal place to live. Area and like style of house I guess

[quiet wave]

i would like to always live where i live now

[jaunty willow]

for me its a big ol mega cabin in Tennessee woods

[graceful night]

Hey guys

[jaunty willow]

what is up my guy

[graceful night]

Nothing I just played some of the doom eternal dlc

[jaunty willow]

thats some badass behavior right there

[graceful night]

No it’s not badass behavior would be more like rip and tear

[jaunty willow]

damn well just shut me down then

[obsidian gate]

probably my house

[astral mortar]

Either a rustic/ medieval cabin or a nice expensive manor

[queen pecan]

cow and pigs are adorable

[quiet wave]

i agree

[queen pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cow-tongue-out-gif-12232035

like omg cowww

[quiet wave]

awwwww

https://tenor.com/view/asado_paraguay_costilla-gif-10213065

it does look a lot better like this though

[blazing briar]

🤯

[queen pecan]

nahh

[narrow granite]

With the new discord unique name happening, what's going to happen to the 21000 The Doom Slayer users? 🤣

[quiet wave]

if somebody gets the name fishy before me i'll commit horrible acts

[mystic garden]

They'll have to actually come up with something original for once in their lives

[narrow granite]

I just got a notification to change it around 5 min ago, so i assume you can get the name now

[quiet wave]

i haven't gotten anything yet

this is a really stupid way to handle names imo

[mystic garden]

Not everyone is going to get it at the same time. It depends on how old your account is

[timid delta]

I didn't get a notification about it, either.

I've been on Discord for five years.

[mystic garden]

I've had my account since 2017 and I haven't been asked to change mine yet either

[narrow granite]

Close the app and try opening it again.

[mystic garden]

Nah. I'll just wait.

[timid delta]

Same here.

[narrow granite]

Also, don't worry pal. You'll probably just have to change it to "the real fish" or somethign along those lines

[timid delta]

I have an idea if I have to change my username.

[mystic garden]

I'm not concerned with it. It's not like I'm sitting here staring at Discord going "wHeN iS iT gOnnA asK mE tO cHanGe mY nAmE"

[quiet wave]

i do not want to change it

i am fishy

[timid delta]

I have multiple other possible usernames I can use.

Scourge the Dark.

Scourge the Exile.

Scourge the Dark Exile.

Scourge the Dark Claw.

CynderFanForever.

[quiet wave]

if i can't get fishy i'll just go full gerson

[timid delta]

Maybe yours should be: Something's Fishy.

[narrow granite]

[quiet wave]

i'll use this old dude as my pfp
https://youtu.be/qsnpIc7KEzc

[deep talon]

Serafettin is actually a turkish name

[hidden edge]

@vapid pollen do you like tea and biscuits?

[timid delta]

Yes.

[vapid pollen]

Indeed i do my good chum

[hidden edge]

do you say "Tuesday" as "Chewsday"

[astral mortar]

oh its the british slayer

laugh at this user /j

[vapid pollen]

Anyone who doesn’t is rather shtewpid

[hidden edge]

do you eat beans on toast?

[vapid pollen]

With a side of tea and crumpets

[hidden edge]

do you call the stargazy pie, The War?

[vapid pollen]

Indeed

[hidden edge]

why are so many men in the UK suddenly a women now?

[weary fjord]

Howdy slayers ! how are we slaying today ? :))

[raven orchid]

Good hbu

[weary fjord]

Could be better

[granite olive]

Is it possible in this server to look for people for Battlemode? for private lobbies

[weary fjord]

thanks for asking tho

[weary fjord]

Did that when we first joined so yeah I believe so just check the channels for the right one

#battlemode thats the one

[azure tartan]

[mystic garden]

god dammit not another one

[queen pecan]

women aren't real though.

[jaunty willow]

where have you been last 5 years my guy?

[hidden edge]

Space

[willow crater]

[elder valve]

why do I feel the sudden urge to shoot a hole into the face of the earth?

[timid delta]

The Mortal Kombat 1 gameplay trailer is beautiful.

And delicious.

[willow crater]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDXcGEo1TfU

[jaunty willow]

bro thats fuckin violent

[timid delta]

Sounds G-rated.

[elder valve]

—posted in the doom server

[jaunty willow]

cant imply to shoot someone in the face

[hidden edge]

to remove the UK?

idk man

[elder valve]

Sigh. Let me explain the joke.

1. There is no need to jump to the conclusion that I personally would like to find the user roleplaying as the planet earth and explode their face inward.

2. I do not wish to commit genocide against 1/4 of the planet.

3. It was a lighthearted response to his anti lgbt comment in reference to a popular game voice line.

[jaunty willow]

"anti lgbt" he was asking a question

[elder valve]

4. Due to the trend of users and due to memory of negative identical questions in such format, it was interpreted as such. It was just a response. I am not implying the will to commit any violent acts against this user.

[elder valve]

I see. I meant the face of the planet earth as in the crust, the ground, the surface where grass grows. Not a human head

[jaunty willow]

oh? so it had absolutely nothin to do with his username being Earth? it was completely seperate from that

[elder valve]

Do I seem like the kind of person who wants to murder someone for their opinion

[jaunty willow]

Im not saying I think you were serious...

[elder valve]

In reference to this and the previous message. Making sure I wasn’t being misunderstood to be breaking the server rules

[thick flare]

why do i pop in when #general chat gets wack

[quiet wave]

yes yes you do actually you want to KILL me but you won't because i FIGHT FIGHT I'M STRONG YOU LOSE I WIN

[jaunty willow]

it literally always is wym

[queen pecan]

fr

[severe steppe]

Even earth wants to remove the UK

[elder valve]

Nothing can beat words in all caps….my final breath—my final message is now

[queen pecan]

they speak weirdly. get em outta here

[severe steppe]

What

[hidden edge]

i mean, do we really need them?

[queen pecan]

who else will spend millions of dollars on fake royalty roleplay?

[true ermine]

Oi don’t say that, it’s quite rood ainnit?

[jaunty willow]

UK is ok. Theres a lot of things Ion like but the amount of professional courtesy, politeness among young people is something North Americans gotta envy😂

[true ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bri-ish-heart-troll-gif-22236413

[queen pecan]

lol

[jaunty willow]

oi oi oi you lot goin down the fiddle and whistle and wolf and coq for a pint after the football game?

[low wasp]

anyone play hrot?

[jaunty willow]

Slavjank

[low wasp]

it a good game

[jaunty willow]

brown simulator

[queen pecan]

is this not goofy af?
https://youtu.be/llYB_il1Pw0

[jaunty willow]

anything to do with Charles is goofy

[low wasp]

reminds me of quake

[quiet wave]

messi >>> that goofy ahh dude

[jaunty willow]

thats brown simulator 1, HROT is the sequel

[astral mortar]

I exist

[jaunty willow]

these are facts

[astral mortar]

But what if we don't exist

[jaunty willow]

we do

[astral mortar]

Prove it

[jaunty willow]

we are animals

[queen pecan]

wtf is hrot

[jaunty willow]

slavjank

[astral mortar]

What if we don't exist and are imaginary beings in someone's mind

[queen pecan]

bros name is name. manufactured mf. you are artificial

[jaunty willow]

yeah this is true we are all real but he might not be

[astral mortar]

I know

But maybe we are all artificially created and are inside a simulation

Or just NPCs

[severe steppe]

No thats just me

[mystic garden]

The only one artificial here is Vega

Hi Vega

[tulip mesa]

Hi, @mystic garden.

[woeful folio]

hello

how is everyone

[dense merlin]

Im doing good!

[woeful folio]

is it me or is it weird that there pfp is a anime girl

[obsidian gate]

whos

hwello? why would it be weird

[hidden edge]

what, who pinged me

i was ghost pinged

[queen pecan]

idk just is.

[hidden edge]

their*

[queen pecan]

they're*

[timid delta]

It's not that weird that their profile picture is an anime girl.

[queen pecan]

it is to me idk. not to be trusted

doubt that anime girl is even from a specific anime

[severe steppe]

That can only tell us one thing Robin, that woman is actually a man

[astral mortar]

And me

[queen pecan]

yeah and him

[severe steppe]

And me

Unless npcs arent artificial

[low wasp]

anyone play hyperdemon?

[obsidian gate]

literally how tho

[obsidian gate]

accidental old message reply

[woeful folio]

there status says there name is emily

thats sus

[astral mortar]

What are peoples thoughts on the doom movie( the good one)

[mystic garden]

which one is the good one? they're both kinda crap

[astral mortar]

2005

[mystic garden]

crap

[astral mortar]

Its underated in my opinion

Doom anhilation was just shit

Thursday, October 31st. The city streets are crowded for the holiday, even with the rain. Hidden in the chaos, is the element; Waiting to strike like snakes. And i'm there too, watching. I must choose my targets carefully, it's a big city, I cant be everywhere. But they don't know where i am, we have a signal now; For when i'm needed, but when that light hits the sky, its not just a call. It's a warning, to them.

Whar?

I'm vengeance

[mystic garden]

you aren't Batman

[astral mortar]

Hi vengeance, i'm Name III

[astral mortar]

I'm vengeance

I'm Name III

[earnest wing]

aaa

[astral mortar]

bbb

[timid delta]

Mortal Kombat 1 was my favorite trailer from Sumer Game Fest.

It was beautiful, inspiring, delicious, and fun.

[mystic garden]

https://tenor.com/view/lindsay-ellis-no-thanks-thanks-i-hate-it-no-thank-you-rude-gif-12330907

[proven briar]

What in the Khan Mayker is that !!

Wtf

[elder valve]

Hellspawn.

[quiet wave]

did you make this

[true ermine]

[ruby yacht]

Guys…I just got McDonalds…and I got a funny number…

666

[woeful folio]

nice

just a whiplash comes out of ya mcdonalds

[maiden temple]

yummers

[severe steppe]

Whoever did that doesnt derserve life

That is somehow worse than pineapple pizza

[astral mortar]

Maykr*

[astral mortar]

Whoever made that deserves an eternal life filled with only pain and suffering

[severe steppe]

Thats what hell is for

But good idea Combine man from half life

[astral mortar]

The combine is so inspiring in many ways

[fading summit]

pineapple on pizza is amazing, argue with the wall.

[severe steppe]

I argue with the wall anyways because i have no one to talk to

[queen pecan]

actual cryptid behavior

[proud finch]

i'm currenly in doom 2 map 14 and skull keys simply don't work, i'm stuck at red skull gate with the red skull key in my possession and it just does not open whatsoever

none of the red gates open even tho i have the key

[severe steppe]

I have you tried restarting the game

[proud finch]

i can try i hope that cuts it

[severe steppe]

I just came to the realization that people use light mode instead of dark mode

[proud finch]

didn't cut it

[proud finch]

on discord?

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-impossible-marvel-shocked-gif-15104180

[severe steppe]

No just in general

[proud finch]

i mean ye in general its ok in some apps

anywho, i was playing doom II i reached map 14 i collected all weapons and i'm currently stuck, i ain't gonna restart from the beginning

[proud finch]

resttarted the pc and fixed it

[limber aurora]

black on white is actually easier to read lol

[severe steppe]

Light mode just hurts my eyes when im trying to read something at 3 in the morning lol

[trim helm]

I use dark mode for discord and like a few things but I really don't get why dark mode enthusiasts exist
like ok it's near night time you're tired or whatever you're using is too bright or it looks better in black I get that
but using dark mode for literally everything is just
like there's no use in doing that I'm sure your eyes can take in some white from time to time

[severe steppe]

Im not a dark mode enthusiast, i just prefer dark mode over light mode

[trim helm]

I know that wasn't directed at you I just meant in general
like I get why dark mode exists for stuff but it's not like it's superior to light mode
seriously they're pretty much the same

[severe steppe]

There are some accasions where i use light mode because its default, like youtube and google chrome

[limber aurora]

tbh that's only because ur eyes have adjusted to the dark at that time

dark mode for scrolling at night in the dark

wanna get shit done in the daytime or with the lights on? light mode

[severe steppe]

I just finished arkham knight on knightmare

[pine delta]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-laugh-batman-gif-13316597

[severe steppe]

I know crazy right

[true ermine]

Do you guys think that Doomslayer just kills, cuts, and cooks up the demons and eats them or something?

I mean think about it, before he became immortal and was still Doomguy and stayed behind in doom 64, my man had to eat SOMETHING to survive

[thick flare]

probably

pinkies are stated in 16's codexes to be a "delicacy in hell" so he could've eaten that

[trim helm]

I mean he spent most of his time at military base during doom I and II (and the entirety of 3, but that's not really canon so who cares) so I assume he'd have snatched some MREs or something

[timid delta]

I can do The Joker's laugh.

Especially Mark Hamill's.

[queen pecan]

fr?

i wish voice messages were on or vc

cuz id have to hear it to believe

[astral mortar]

I am afraid of that button

[queen pecan]

lol

afraid someone will hear ur heavy breathing for 0.1 seconds by accident

[timid delta]

I had a video, but I just realized the sound on it is messed up.

[astral mortar]

I fear no man, but that..... thing voice message button. It scares me.

[queen pecan]

i do get a mini heart attack when i accidentally press it

[timid delta]

I know I was trying to keep it quiet, since I was in a coffee shop, but I guess my microphone thought I was too quiet.

[astral mortar]

I am so happy you have to record at least 1 second

[queen pecan]

glad thats a thing

didnt even know. whew

[timid delta]

Well, I guess I'll have to find a way to record my Joker impression soon where I can do my full laugh.

Then I'll send it to whoever wants to hear it.

I have Guess the Soundtrack videos, though, if anyone wants to hear them.

And a Guess the Video Game Soundtrack video.

With "At Doom's Gate" included.

[lone temple]

Does anyone know if there will be another DOOM game? Any rumors?

It's likely that there will be a quake game afaik

I wish they would have made The Ancient Gods as a separate game and ended the series that way

That way there would have been 3 modern DOOM games, DOOM, DOOM: Eternal and DOOM: The Ancient Gods (1 and 2 combined)

Actually could be a bad idea but idk

[uncut yoke]

No news

[queen pecan]

idgaf about a new game give us mod support!!!

[astral mortar]

It's morbin time

[queen pecan]

me and the boys will make the mod support ourselves before anything happens and that sucks

[limber aurora]

the voice channels got deleted

[astral mortar]

Damn, it did

[limber aurora]

no idea what happened but the mods also had to ban 800 something people apparently

[astral mortar]

Damn

It seemed to be quite bad in there

[queen pecan]

ik

cuz if 1 second of conversation goes undocumented the police state gets angy

thats why i wish there was a way

to speak at all other than dms

[quiet wave]

i have a pen, i have an apple, uh, apple pen

i have a pen, i have pineapple, uh, pineapple pen

apple peeeen pineapple peeeen UH

pen pineapple apple pen

https://tenor.com/view/ppap-dance-excited-celebrate-happy-dance-gif-6193375

[true ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-gif-14688388

[quiet wave]

you aren't supposed to laugh

you simply have to enjoy the musical masterpiece of ppap

[queen pecan]

this song sucks!!!

[obsidian gate]

hi

[queen pecan]

sounds like SHIT!!

[timid delta]

Sounds Fishy.

[quiet wave]

NOOOO

[timid delta]

How about Vegeta singing "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"?

[astral mortar]

I can't see why not. It would sound different but could work

[true ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-griddy-doom-doomguy-privatedonut999-gif-27194891

[pine delta]

I have the limited edition robertcop action figure

[quiet wave]

i've seen him sing mil rosas

[astral mortar]

The new summer event is awesome

[astral mortar]

Hey super random question that does not involve doom. Which one knife or sword?

[true ermine]

No

[trim helm]

For what

[queen pecan]

knife so i can cook a good meal after butchering people

[astral mortar]

Rewatching the doom 2005 movie and I just realized reaper did the same disobey officer thing doom guy did in the lore

[astral mortar]

People playground stuff

[trim helm]

uh

[quiet wave]

DUUUUDE I FOUND PIZZA ON MY FREEZER NO WAY

1 AM PIZZA LETS GO

[white thicket]

Anyone wanna play splatoon 3

[mystic garden]

You found it on your freezer? I wouldn't trust it.

[astral mortar]

Even though the movie is shit. God damn do I always love that final fps scene

Hopefully we get some first person shooting in an actual doom movie

[white thicket]

:(

[quiet wave]

Yeee

[uncut yoke]

I haven't seen the movie, is Reaper a nickname for John Grim?

ahh it is

then yeah he is Doomguy

[mystic garden]

is that Karl Urban's character?

[astral mortar]

Yeah

[uncut yoke]

yep

I just remember that Karl Urban plays the movies iteration of Doomguy

[astral mortar]

John/ Grim Reaper is the doom guy of this film

[mystic garden]

then yeah that's supposed to be that movie's version of Doomguy

[tepid canopy]

I stubbed my toe while playing doom

[astral mortar]

Even though its mid, the last 20 minutes is god damn awesome

https://youtu.be/-Jf-E7oEguU

[mystic garden]

that one scene was cool, but that one scene does not excuse that whole mess

[astral mortar]

Yeah shake

Hopefully if we ever get a good doom movie, IT BETTER HAVE A FPS SCENE

I swear to god

[uncut yoke]

they could do what Hardcore Henry did and just make the entire movie first person

[mystic garden]

I don't care if it has an FPS scene as long as the movie isn't trash

[astral mortar]

Its definitely better than Annhilation but aint saying much

[uncut yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/hardcore-henry-machine-gun-hardcore-henry-intense-gif-18211302

[astral mortar]

Perhaps have the action in first person have the intermission stuff in regular camera type movie

See him put on the helmet then shift to fps

[true ermine]

Doom annihilation wasn’t that bad

[astral mortar]

Me personally, it was very bad

The bfg, the cgi, im pretty sure they used one imp costume for every single scene even unless cgi imps

And they werent even demons. Yeah the 2005 was some 24 chromosone shit but least it actually tried to imply they were demons when some were infected becuz they were evil or not

[true ermine]

I was joking

[astral mortar]

O h

[true ermine]

Doom annihilation SUCKED

[astral mortar]

Good

[raven orchid]

U sure👁️👁️

[mystic garden]

Thinking about buying Doom Annihilation on Blu Ray for $10 because why not

[astral mortar]

Dont.

Save urself the money

Its not worth even 10. You see, with 10$ you can get ursef og doom or smthing

[mystic garden]

I already have OG Doom. On several platforms.

[true ermine]

they even tried to reference the cover art in that one scene and it even sucked too

[mystic garden]

Unless you mean the Dwayne Johnson movie in which case, nah. I'm good.

[astral mortar]

Nah i didnt imply that

[mystic garden]

I have a box copy of Ultimate Doom

[astral mortar]

Before any one says it, it didn’t suck because she was a girl, it sucked because it sucked

[true ermine]

I’m not saying it sucked because she’s a girl, it sucked because it sucked

[astral mortar]

Same here

Thats exactly what my message said

[true ermine]

There’s a huge difference between saying “it sucked because the main character is a girl” and “it sucked because the main character wasn’t fucking Doomguy”

[mystic garden]

I think the next studio to try and make a Doom movie needs to go the CGI route. Look at Resident Evil, all the live action Resident Evil movies all suck but the CGI ones are on point.

[astral mortar]

If they can afford the cgi yeah

And do it justice

Which IS doable

[mystic garden]

It's absolutely doable.

[astral mortar]

with the budget that movies get nowadays a cgi doom@action movie that actually HAS DOOMGUY would be awesome

[queen pecan]

aslong as he doesnt talk. yucky.

[mystic garden]

Nah. He can talk. It'd be a boring movie if the main character didn't have lines. For games I get it, but even that kinda gets old when you ultimately have a protagonist with a personality more boring than unpainted drywall.

[trim helm]

I don’t know I’d be cool with having like a doomguy protagonist slowly going insane

[astral mortar]

They need to make sure they give him doom guy vibes

[true ermine]

There’s about to be a whole lot of turbulence!

[astral mortar]

Heh yeah

Just have him sound kinda like eternal flashback slayer

[trim helm]

Just no edgy Doom Slayer please I don’t want him to be like cool and edgy I want like an actual vulnerable and even the slightest bit human protagonist

[queen pecan]

nah that'd just be cringe af. Like hearing doomguy speak at all is cursed. You don't need to speak to be a compelling character. it'd be an interesting film challenge and if he absolutely must talk dont bother. Or have him be a background character and just focus on some elite guard or some shit

[true ermine]

How much turbulence do you think Doomguy has?

[trim helm]

I mean I’d only agree with that if all his lines were trying to be edgy and cool

[astral mortar]

If they do a movie have it being doom 1&2. Have him give that edgy side when he arrives on earth finding his family dead, and on mars (doom1) have him just fighting for survival

[queen pecan]

thats literally all they would do tho lmao

[quiet wave]

the perfect doom movie has a mute doomguy and all the context is delivered by vega

[mystic garden]

Michael Shannon should play him.

[trim helm]

I just want like a doom 1-2 doomguy honestly
With him being portrayed as more like scared or at least confused by what’s happening
Like hell him going from a regular guy to the equivalent of doom eternal flashback doomguy

[queen pecan]

perfection

[quiet wave]

like a jarvis for tony stark, vega would alert doomguy of threats near him and say shit like "behind you"

[astral mortar]

A doom 1/2 adapt would be great imo.

Doom 1 being the mars fight to contain the threat, eventually kill the master mind n cyberboi n take the portal to earth. When the hell on earth begins he finds his family home in ruins, daisy decapitated and family dead, n have that drive his pure hatred and brutality n anger

[pine delta]

The thing people don't realize is that doomguy wasnt a silent protagonist until 2016

[queen pecan]

thats why 2016 is goated. also does moans even really count tho?

[pine delta]

Who voiced the moans?

[trim helm]

Yeah I like the idea of doomguy just being a regular dude

[pine delta]

Doomguy had a magical destiny his entire life

[queen pecan]

thats why duke is cooler

[trim helm]

Shitty trope ngl

[queen pecan]

fr

[astral mortar]

doomguy saying no sounds so badass imagine what he sounds like saying maybe

[dim fox]

I am now a priest of the religion Dudeism

[pine delta]

Oh hell yeah

[trim helm]

Hell yeah

[quiet wave]

duke can never be cooler

to begin with, duke is condemned to never return from the coffin he's stuck in

[pine delta]

The big Lebowski seems like a fantastic movie

Doom3guy is cooler

[queen pecan]

well. if any modern game has duke nukem jokes there would probably be outrage

[quiet wave]

you could still make duke

the problem is he's stuck in gearbox hell

[pine delta]

He didn't have some magical pre-determined fate. He was just a badass

[queen pecan]

free him from gearbox...

[quiet wave]

postal is proof that games like duke can still work

[mystic garden]

Postal is edgy for the sake of being edgy, Duke is (or at least was) a parody of action films. They are not the same.

[pine delta]

Where is the duke nukem movie starring John Cena as duke nukem

[queen pecan]

someone should buy the license for duke and free him. hes just a cool guy 😎 and we need more cool guys. fuck all this magic hippie dippy sentinels magic space balls

[quiet wave]

reason isn't important, what's important is what there is

[pine delta]

Gearbox is the type of company to not do that

[mystic garden]

reason is the ONLY important thing

[pine delta]

This is the same company that committed fraud to make borderlands

[queen pecan]

why does gearbox really gotta be the worst company ever though

[quiet wave]

duke is an over the top parody of 80s action heroes

postal is an over the top parody of societal prejudices

what is the difference here

[mystic garden]

Scott Miller should absolutely buy back the IP from Randy, but Randy probably won't sell it.

[queen pecan]

they cant even port anything right

[pine delta]

This can't be true because Activision exists

[queen pecan]

gearbox ruined the visuals of the halo ce port and added jank and ill never forgive them for it

[quiet wave]

and blizard

[mystic garden]

The only thing Postal is a parody of is itself

[trim helm]

I mean yeah the newer postal games are just kind of a postal 1 parody

[quiet wave]

pretty sure that every arabian being osama bin laden is a parody of society's prejudices against arabs

[queen pecan]

Activision you can pretty much avoid. but gearbox double dips into other stuff and taints them

[trim helm]

Shit went from psychological horror to violent humour

[mystic garden]

No it's really just because Mike J is actually a racist fuckbag

[quiet wave]

oh wow

[queen pecan]

i think they also fumbled homeworld Remastered

[astral mortar]

mike j just seems to be an asshole

[astral mortar]

Id say nintendos porting of ocarina of time to the switch was worse

https://youtu.be/VbqK2TQOgvY

The reflections in the water temple are a big l especially

Nintendo porting classic games to the switch has never gone well

Playing Mario 3D All Stars was an absolute joke

[astral mortar]

We all remembee the peach earring right?

Her earring in sunshine is her eyeball texture

The controls are sloppy, the screen tearing is horrid and I genuinely think that they sought to make it the worst experience they possibly could

[astral mortar]

exactly like

The best version of OOT is 3d imo

[obsidian gate]

when the company who literally made the game makes a worse emulator then some 17 year old in their mom’s basement

[astral mortar]

Its the OOT they originally intended, and an overall beautiful game. The only gripe I had was the lighting in the final battle

[obsidian gate]

thats why you just play oot and mm 3d’s

[astral mortar]

https://youtu.be/qmrR4fCoo_E

This was the only tjing I didnt like. The lightning in the og game was the only time youd see him entirely. Otherwise it was his ominous sillowet

Henriko Magnifico’s 4k texture updates for those two games are literal perfection

[obsidian gate]

fuck 64 games on switch, when will they port wind waker and twilight princess HD

[astral mortar]

https://youtu.be/RNj5gZXZE7I

[astral mortar]

Hell yeah! All the good zelda players want a great excuse to buy those legendary games again! I know I rlly do

[obsidian gate]

should’ve gotten a wii-u like me, the true nintendo fan 😎

[astral mortar]

I have one, but I don’t know where my damn pro controller for it is

Besides, it was always faulty. I want to be able to enjoy those on the go

[obsidian gate]

they seriously shouldve given a “3d zelda pack” for the 35th anniversary with wind waker, twilight princess, and skyward sword

instead we got 1 game at 50/60$ that was sold for 20$ beforehand

[astral mortar]

Fr. Sad

[obsidian gate]

i played skyward sword hd tho, its actually good

not forcing motion controls fixed my only turn-off for the game

pro controller is actually an amazing way to play

[obsidian gate]

you MUST play with the gamepad or your playing wrong

the massive tablet for a controller is part of the true wii-u experience

[astral mortar]

Mine broke long ago

[obsidian gate]

especially for the inventory on gamepad, one of the actual good uses for it

[astral mortar]

My fatass younger brother sat on it

[obsidian gate]

WHAT

cant you get it fixed?

[astral mortar]

Honestly its been gone for a long time

I just play the gcn version of tp with emilation on 4k textures

https://youtu.be/4iVHk7WGwac

[obsidian gate]

i need to try oot 3d on my citra emulator, bumping it to 60fps and higher resolution will be fire

[astral mortar]

Swear to god this guy is fucking based

[true ermine]

You’re aren’t using the right term, the term you’re looking for is “my mancubus of a fat fuck younger brother”

[obsidian gate]

wait, how strong is your pc

[astral mortar]

His latest are patreon exclusives, but as soon as theyre outdated their free

Rtx 2060S 8G

Not bad but coupd be better. Overall cant complain for my first

[obsidian gate]

you should try cemu, its a wii-u emulator, you can play the already existing hd version

then again, it also has stamp hell

[astral mortar]

I tried

Id rather be playing botw modded than it tbh

Dolphin with 4k texturing in Luigis mansion n TP is better

[obsidian gate]

ive been thinking of getting a second switch just to cracking it and dump roms to play switch games on my pc

[queen pecan]

gearbox ruined literally all reflections of pretty much every metal texture. it only looks normal with a flashlight on it. so odd. idk much about nintedo games when it comes to ports buuttt yeahhh. idk how modern ports make old games look worse

[astral mortar]

Reflections sucked in oot in switch too. Fog, lighting n reflections and rexturing were all fucked somehow

[humble ember]

Mornin

[timid delta]

Ended up finding a spelling error in a film score's track title.

It's not the one released by the actual studio or composer, but an upload by a channel that shares such music.

The worst part is, they spelled it right on one of the tracks.

[odd arch]

ok

[pine delta]

I hate how long it took for them to even attempt to fix gearboxes mistakes in halo mcc

It took four years for them to attempt to fix them

And that was while they were trying to fix the problems mcc had by itself

[quiet wave]

HI chat

https://tenor.com/view/celebrate-inter-miami-cf-club-internacional-de-fútbol-miami-jumping-pumped-gif-19331755

INTER MIAMI FANS WHERE ARE YOU

[wheat shadow]

Good morning

[quiet wave]

hello

[wheat shadow]

Somebody said Inter?

[quiet wave]

me

[wheat shadow]

I'm Italian, it's funny knowing our football teams are praised outside Italy

[quiet wave]

predictions for saturday?

imo there's only two possible scenarios

[astral mortar]

Looks astroturfed as fuck

[quiet wave]

the first one is city absolutely crushes inter 4-0

the second one is inter pulls a magical move from martinez and wins 1-0 on minute '94

[quiet wave]

i started the MLS copium and acceptance arc koma, i need to be familiar with what i'm going to be watching for the next year

[wheat shadow]

I don't know, I don't like football :/

[quiet wave]

oh

[wheat shadow]

I don't even follow it

[quiet wave]

well in any case, either one of the two results works for me

there's argentinians in both teams so whoever wins is a win for me

[astral mortar]

I'm a Bayern fan and Thomas Müller is my goat

[quiet wave]

oh so you enjoy robbing people

[astral mortar]

[wheat shadow]

Ahahahah

[astral mortar]

The Ribery / Robben duo was called Robbery for a reason

[quiet wave]

ribery was a great player

specially when paired with karim benzema

they scored like 15 goals in 3 games

google ribery 15 for more info

[steep agate]

Is anyone willing to help me out with getting my battle mode achievements?

I'm on PS4

[astral mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/up-up-down-down-alexa-bliss-laughing-laugh-clap-gif-17515511

what is it with famous people and being fundamentally unable to keep their dicks in their pants

[quiet wave]

europe man

[astral mortar]

that's not an europe-exclusive problem tho

[quiet wave]

it helps in the latam vs europe football debate though :)

until they hit with the dani alves and anthony cases

then that argument stops being useful

[astral mortar]

I don't see the point debating this at all, football is football and wealthy athletes being fucking stupid and being caught red-handed while doing an oopsie is a nigh-universal inevitability

most of the time they get what they had coming for em but when the courts fail to stab the consequences button especially in cases of sexual abuse then it's kinda fucked ngl

[quiet wave]

there's a case of a spanish player that got a prison sentence for abuse and got inmediatelly transfered to saudi arabia to avoid his sentence

i think it was a real betis player but i'm not sure

[astral mortar]

more like real bepis

[quiet wave]

i can take the debate strictly to the pitch though

the intercontinental was a cup where the champion of libertadores and the champion of champion's league played a sort of club world cup match

the table sits with CONMEBOL on top of UEFA by one title
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520800224914964482/1116626634833928263/image.png

they replaced this tournament with the modern club world cup that heavily and unfairly favors the UEFA teams

[astral mortar]

Yea because they bring in more money

[quiet wave]

i think they're just racist

[true ermine]

I’m drowning in my own sweat

[quiet wave]

they don't want equality on the tournament because it would be a "big disgrace" for the european giants like real madrid or bayern to be humilliated by a team of another federation

so they qualify them directly into semi finals, while everyone else plays from a round of 16

[astral mortar]

FIFA is dogshit

[quiet wave]

let's hope the 2030 wc is held in south america instead of asia again

asia had 2 world cups in a row with russia and qatar

[astral mortar]

There was a world cup in Qatar?

[quiet wave]

2026 is north america, 2030 should be south america, 2034 should be either europe/africa

[quiet wave]

yeah, it was like 8 months ago

[astral mortar]

That World Cup got postponed indefinitely though
And the trophy got handed over to Argentina for the coefficiency

[quiet wave]

maybe if you were any better you could've won though

[astral mortar]

Won what

There was no world cup

[quiet wave]

i mean, crazy that the times germany isn't allowed to cheat they don't win

[astral mortar]

three words

hand of god

[quiet wave]

one word
pervitin

[quiet wave]

also do look up who was the most injured player in that wc, besides you forget there was a second goal

[astral mortar]

are you still salty about 2014

[quiet wave]

i'm just spitting facts here

[astral mortar]

because it smells like some hardcore copium

[quiet wave]

germany won the 1954 one because they gave their players performance enhancing drugs

in 1990 the ref itself ended up admitting that he gifted you the penalty

and in 2014 you can very clearly see that noier's intention is to punch higuain in the face inside the box, but nothing was sanctioned

[astral mortar]

https://tenor.com/view/manuel-neuer-bayern-munich-smile-handsome-oh-gif-5153812

[quiet wave]

i'm just saaaaaying you know

it's just nice to inform people

[astral mortar]

oh I know you're saying
I just mean that it doesn't change anything

we got 4 stars

[quiet wave]

it proves my point though

how do you get eliminated in group stage two times in a row, and one of them by mexico lol

[astral mortar]

fc hollywood mentality sipping down into the pitch

Germany is just being shit

[quiet wave]

what i do hope, is that you don't turn into englad who won one time and then never again actually competed

[astral mortar]

England has much worse problems than not being able to win titles

[quiet wave]

they have a great league at least

[astral mortar]

500 years of hurt

[quiet wave]

losing that euro final was insane

how tf did they lose

they had a sick team

[astral mortar]

They managed

[quiet wave]

you know who i would've liked to see win

[astral mortar]

I found the Saka pull funny because it was a perfect tactical foul and it spawned a meme

[quiet wave]

croatia in 2018

[astral mortar]

Same

Fellow Slavbros

[quiet wave]

i have a modric sticker on my desk and ever since i put him there like 2 years ago everything has been going better for me

one i hope NEVER wins is the netherlands though

[astral mortar]

What about them

[quiet wave]

FUCK van gaal

[astral mortar]

Van Gaal was pure FC Hollywood

[quiet wave]

also because we basically own them

won the '78 world cup against them at the last minutes, eliminated them on penalty shootout both in 2014 and 2022, etc

imagine making it to like 4 wc finals and losing ALL of them

[modern violet]

he has been replaced by Ronald Koeman

[quiet wave]

3 not 4

[modern violet]

but that is because of his age and his current health

[astral mortar]

Koeman is also a "personality"

[quiet wave]

with all due respect, i still hope you never win anything

[astral mortar]

With no due respect, fuck England

[quiet wave]

i do want city to win though

[modern violet]

alright, where are you from?

[astral mortar]

Pessiland

[quiet wave]

ask your queen

[modern violet]

Argentina

[quiet wave]

bingo

[modern violet]

good thing that you are into football / soccer because i am not :)

more into F1

[quiet wave]

i never watched a race in my life

i'm not racist

[modern violet]

it is fun, never been to one though

[quiet wave]

get it

[modern violet]

yeah i get it

[quiet wave]

race, car race, race-ist, ha ha

[astral mortar]

Big F to BMW Sauber

[quiet wave]

yeah it stops being funny if i explain it

[modern violet]

the racing fandom is dying
like if you are a true racist

[astral mortar]

Modern F1...

[quiet wave]

my uncle is into racing though

[astral mortar]

I am into Endurance Racing

[quiet wave]

he's like a mega nerd for rally

[astral mortar]

F1 is boring

has become boring should say

[astral mortar]

Wouldn't it be more correct to call oneself a racer than a racist

I get the meme doe

[quiet wave]

https://tenor.com/view/t16-wrc-rally-205-peugeot-gif-19391855

these are cool

[modern violet]

Peugeot

[quiet wave]

the race type

wait no not like that the race as in the competition

[modern violet]

looks like a 103 or 203

[astral mortar]

205 turbo

Group B car

[modern violet]

Dakar rally?

[quiet wave]

i guess, is that what it's called?

all i know about cars is that i grew up playing colin mcrae rally 2004

best racing game in the universe

[astral mortar]

this is the car from the most dangerous era of rallying

Forza Horizon 4 re-awakened my love for automobiles

Before that it was either NFS on PC, Colin McRae's Rally 2.0 or Gran Turismo on the psx

Need For Speed is the franchise that really got me into car culture

[quiet wave]

i think i know more about the different types of rocks that exist than about cars

[astral mortar]

Thanks to Most Wanted, the BMW M3 GTR is instantly recognizable by anyone who's even remotely into racing games and nfs

The M3 is wayyy too overrated

because of that game

That's BMW's marketing dollars for ya

[quiet wave]

what about the first few fast and furious movies

almost anyone i know cares about cars because of those movies

[astral mortar]

That Nissan Skyline livery doe

[quiet wave]

i can't blame them though, the first two are amazing

[astral mortar]

family family family family family family

[quiet wave]

hey the power of family exists

how do you think madrid got all they have

[astral mortar]

by being real madrid

[quiet wave]

sometimes they're not real madrid though

[astral mortar]

the only car i recognize from f and f is the orange supra and the veilside rx7

https://tenor.com/view/fast-and-furious-family-gif-22237551

[quiet wave]

vroom vroom

what aboutttt uhhhh

what other things do europeans do for fun

besides football, cars and war

[fading summit]

[quiet wave]

oh yeah the olympics, do you guys watch those?

[fading summit]

what do yall do for fun

interesting question ngl

[quiet wave]

i watch football, i listen to tons of music, i play only 2 games and nothing else and i like to go to the park

[astral mortar]

guns

[quiet wave]

true, that's true, europe does guns for fun

[astral mortar]

we game

[quiet wave]

they make funny weapons

[astral mortar]

The G11 for example

Kraut space magic

[quiet wave]

are the most iconic european guns the glock and the mp5?

[astral mortar]

The G11 is basically what happens when your engineers had sniffed so much Kokain that they taught a swiss watch how to shoot bullets

[quiet wave]

they're in every single game and movie

[quiet wave]

i will admit i only know about that because of black ops 1 zombies

[fading summit]

i can hear a distant eagle screech🇺🇸

[quiet wave]

that or serbian accordeon music

[astral mortar]

Yugoslavian war songs have that perfect vibe to them

rip Kocayine

[quiet wave]

dude

what happens if a country wins a world cup and then the country stops existing

who keeps the title

like imagine if yugoslavia won a world cup, who the fuck keeps the title

i bet my salary they would fight for that too

[astral mortar]

All of them

Transfer alert

Bayern just got Konrad Laimer and that mf scored such a screamer against us in that last game that it made Red Bull employees hard

[modern violet]

that is accurate

[quiet wave]

do people actually care for this league?
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520800224914964482/1116639809805496370/image.png

[astral mortar]

Yeah I do

[quiet wave]

but do you celebrate winning it

[astral mortar]

Yea

Bayern is my club

Been supporting it since I was 5 and still in Poland

[quiet wave]

there's barely any competition though

[astral mortar]

Watched Bayern win the CL in 2001 with Kahn going apeshit on the field

[quiet wave]

do you watch any other leagues besides yours?

[astral mortar]

The Ekstraklasa

[quiet wave]

is that the german second division?

[astral mortar]

I support Górnik cuz I'm a bloke from Zabrze

And now Lukas Podolski is playing there lol

Even extended until 2025

[quiet wave]

with any other leagues i mean leagues from outside your country

[astral mortar]

No, I only pay close attention to mine and maybe occasionally look at other leagues to laugh at teams I hate when they lose

PSG lmao

[quiet wave]

besides mine i like to follow particular teams in other leagues

when i was a kid everyone in my class was a manchester united stan

NOW i get my revenge, patience gave me a gift in the form of modern city

[covert shard]

Been listening to Classic DOOM OST and damn they slap

[astral mortar]

The premier league is too posh for me to care about it

[quiet wave]

there's competition though

[astral mortar]

Maybe Liverpool because they made the sun look like a rag (which it is)

[quiet wave]

you can't expect carnage in football if you're from europe

if you want real damage go watch argentina second division or uruguay first division

[astral mortar]

Yeah the Superclasico

I'd support Boca in that case

[quiet wave]

real madrid's father

[true ermine]

Fr

[astral mortar]

the Polish ultra scene goes mad raw though

[true ermine]

They slap harder than my mom whenever I make her mad

[astral mortar]

There's a fight in almost every match

[quiet wave]

is that supposed to be scary?

[covert shard]

If he's Asian or Hispanic... yes yes and yes

[true ermine]

I’m Mexican, so making my mom mad is a death wish

[quiet wave]

if you never had the police beat the shit out of you, you're not a real football fan

[astral mortar]

The Argentinian Primeira Division and especially the Superclasico has some of the most intense fuckfests going on though

[quiet wave]

look at what happened to the garbage colo colo fans that came from chile the other day

[astral mortar]

Europe doesn't come close to that and maybe that's a good thing

[quiet wave]

it definitely is

but i don't think i could live without the people singing almost the entire match and without the band

i really do dislike whenever i watch a european match and there's a fucking ANNOUNCER yelling "goal!!" as if nobody saw it

or hearing fan coordinators with megaphones yelling at people

i saw somebody complain that stadiums don't have seats in every single spot here and that annoyed me

[astral mortar]

Yea

Just stand dumbass

[quiet wave]

https://youtu.be/BFy1Emy2_l8

[true ermine]

Marvel paying a guy millions of dollars for saying “I am groot”: 🤡

[quiet wave]

this is a small team and they give more support than any big europe team

[astral mortar]

That's cool

The goal of the average European is to hit the grave and avoid any complicated situations

[covert shard]

M A N

[quiet wave]

this one is sung when the team is being geniuenly awful
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/520800224914964482/1116644423669911643/garcialuciano27_1645159142569459714540P.mp4

people only sing this one when things are really bad

[astral mortar]

Meanwhile the NBA and MLS have some of the most astroturfed fan atmosphere ever

[quiet wave]

i managed to find what song was ripped off too which was pretty funny, it's a parody of "It's a heartache" by bonnie tyler

[quiet wave]

MLS imported barras from here to get people to sing in their stadiums

which is DEFINITELY not a good way to do it

[astral mortar]

Lol I can just imagine them going rogue in the first second

[quiet wave]

not really

but they're not good people either

[gentle delta]

What is love
Baby don’t hurt me
Don’t hurt me
No more

Sorry

[astral mortar]

Better get ready to hear about money clubs more often

Soon they're gonna call the Saudi / Emirati / Qatari leagues competitive with so many big names following the money lol

[quiet wave]

Individual talents imported from other leagues don't work

The saudi pro league doesn't grow their own talents, they just import them

It'll be just like the Chinese league, throwing money at it won't make it work

[astral mortar]

I think PSG is the perfect example of this

[quiet wave]

How so?

[astral mortar]

Because it has repeated the exact same mistakes you outlined in your few messages

It's a money sink that will never win the champions league

world's most unsustainable fashion brand

[quiet wave]

If they handle the project like City is doing, it'll happen some day

But PSG isn't even remotely close to the problem with the saudi league

PSG still has homegrown talents like idk,mbappe. They don't lack talented players to make their league at least watcheable

[astral mortar]

City has got an entire football-oriented company covering its back and managing talents from its underlings and its feeder clubs because they know youth development is where real football happens

[quiet wave]

Arabia doesn't have that, so they resort to importing players near retirement to get views and nothing more

[astral mortar]

Kingsley Coman was PSG's talent and look where that got them

[quiet wave]

Isn't he a world champion?

[astral mortar]

Yeah, but he also denied PSG the CL trophy with Bayern and erased them outta the Round of 16

[quiet wave]

He's still a world champion, UCL doesn't matter at all

That's a talent that worked for France and wether they succeed at the CL is irrelevant because the bigger goal worked

The 2018 win put them on the map

[astral mortar]

In fact no, he's not a world champion
He didn't get nominated for the 2018 squad

[quiet wave]

Are you sure?

[astral mortar]

Yeah I'm reading his profile rn

He had an injury back then and thus couldn't come

[quiet wave]

Right, i read it too, nevertheless, other players were world champions

[astral mortar]

Yeah

[quiet wave]

The thing is that succeeding at growing talent is fundamental to making your league grow

[astral mortar]

Germany has a talent drought and they insist on playing older and fatigued players

[quiet wave]

Give it time

You won (robbed) 4 world cups in almost 100 years, those don't come often

[astral mortar]

And we'll do it again

[quiet wave]

The stretch without one can be quite long, ask Uruguay for example, their last one was 1950

[astral mortar]

Germany's U17 and U21 have recently won their Euros so that's a good hope for the future

[quiet wave]

Didn't qualify for u20 world cup though

[astral mortar]

Shit happens™️

Mission failed, we'll get em next time

[quiet wave]

Being present in as many juvenile tournaments is also pretty useful imo

The kids need to have a place where they can show their skills

I don't really care about winning a u20 tournament myself but it would've been nice if we won this one

At least the golden 9 came back to my team pretty quickly, and DAMN we needed him

[astral mortar]

You can take Bouna Sarr on loan

[quiet wave]

I'll trade you that dude for Jhonathan Candia 🙂

No it's not mispelled, that's his name

[astral mortar]

It is

It's Jhonatan

[quiet wave]

He's afraid of the ball

Last year he was afraid of shooting the ball in the net (HE'S A 9 REMEMBER), now he can't even touch the ball

[astral mortar]

Benched for life

[quiet wave]

We can't do that

[woeful folio]

oui

[quiet wave]

I have no idea what our coach sees in him but his age must be starting to affect him

[woeful folio]

im rn listening to i will give you my all 2017 by simon viklund

[quiet wave]

He really made our team start to win again but seeing that fucking Candia dude makes my eyes bleed, then again we can't get another player since we don't exactly have money as a club, the previous president left massive debts and ran with the money

I'm surprised he's still alive actually

[woeful folio]

what?

[queen pecan]

i remember emailing simon for sheet music or any sort of documentation. apprently he just winged like half the payday 2 soundtrack. based tbh

[woeful folio]

still pretty good just jamming to it at 4am

i saw a super shotgun in #merch-showcase and im wondering rn if i can get it or was it 3d printed

[fading summit]

3d printed im sure, just look on etsy or ebay

[woeful folio]

well i want it!

who doesnt want a shotgun from doom

just give me it

i found it

I FOUND IT

i have the link but i cant send it

[spice compass]

yo

[limber aurora]

mfw

[severe steppe]

Why is that your name

[spice compass]

it speakes for itself

[queen pecan]

send noods

[severe steppe]

Send dudes im in a fight and need help

[limber aurora]

are you the real one

[astral mortar]

It's morbin time

It's morbin time

[grave bay]

https://youtu.be/zPGf4liO-KQ
to think a funny song from a long time is all over the community now

[earnest matrix]

doomguy china

[gentle delta]

I just finished doom 2016
And I can comfortably say I prefer eternal

Omg it’s the real doomguy #43726 in the server :o

[cedar torrent]

[astral mortar]

You motherfucker, this thing crashed my phone to the point where it rebooted the whole UI and I was fuckin sweating thinking it's a crasher or a token stealer, but no it's just a simple YouTube video and my phone is just shit