the-dark-ages

[odd gust]

What doom guy is gonna do to ahzrak

[plain iron]

Nuh uh he's gonna kiss him

[mental grotto]

I GIVE MY HEART TO THE CROWD

[odd gust]

BROO when altsin said we’re never gonna expect whats gonna happen in the end of doom tda i almost said that 😭

[plain iron]

Ahzrak bit through the slayer's lip and he feels bad 💔

[silent surge]

he helped me out too

fun fact. bob beat doom eternal on an ipad

[plain iron]

what.

[silent surge]

no romantic subplot!

[odd gust]

Ye i was kidding

[silent surge]

yeah! i covered it on a video and worked together with him on talking about it

[hollow sandal]

I remember Bob

[plain iron]

Its not romantic! Its abusive gays!

[mental grotto]

Doomslayer and asscrack 45 minute unskippable passionate gay sex cutscene. Yall aren’t ready for the truth 🤷‍♂️

[silent surge]

doomguy is azhrak’s dad. thira is the mom. novik is grandpa and valen is the godfather

[odd gust]

Man id do anything to get doom tda

[odd gust]

damn bro told us

The unexpected thing he told us we wont expect

[plain iron]

I'd suffer through that for good art references

[odd gust]

So like doom guy had a darth vader i am your father moment?

[hollow sandal]

What if you told your parents they can take away the game if your gpu lowers

[silent surge]

i can spout out a million lies, and then the one wild truth, and you’d never know! haaaaaaa!

[mental grotto]

Suffer?

[odd gust]

Bro they said no games until the end of this school year and i gotta MAINTAIN a 4.0 the entire year

[indigo condor]

What are we here for just to suffer
MGS 5 REFERENCE

[hollow sandal]

Is the school year ending very soon?

[plain iron]

Also. @silent surge Does Ahzrak have shoes or were you not looking like a normal person

[odd gust]

No in like a year oct 2026

[silent surge]

pretty sure he’s barefoot?

[hollow sandal]

Dayummmm

[plain iron]

Oh god fucking dammit.

[mental grotto]

Ahzrak toes confirmed 🤤

[plain iron]

I DONT WANNA DRAW THE FEET AGAIN

[mental grotto]

Doom tda preorders skyrocket upon this information going public

[pliant coral]

XD

Also

1d
20hrs
31mins

[indigo condor]

You will have too

[plain iron]

I mean. We probably have a proper nude model for Ahzrak, so learning his anatomy will be great ig 😭

[pliant coral]

This ain’t Marvel Rivals.

[odd gust]

Ye i feel like im not gonna survive this year

[indigo condor]

Can i get that nude model for research you know

[mental grotto]

14 inches flaccid final answer

[hollow sandal]

That sucks bro 😭

[plain iron]

No no. I mean like. What the fuck his hips are doing bcs he don't got any

[silent surge]

then there’s always that secret character that appears

am i lying

no

or yes

maybe

or not

yes i am

[odd gust]

I legit dont know what to do i just want doom tda

[mental grotto]

Doing drugs behind ur parents back but it’s not drugs it’s actually doom the dark ages

[plain iron]

Like. From a anatomy point, he has weird hips

[silent surge]

what’s your timeline? 2 weeks, 3?

[hollow sandal]

I always say I wanna be a kid again, but then you gotta deal with this😭

[silent surge]

or right now

[hollow sandal]

Built like kylo Ren you think?

[mental grotto]

Hell no who wants to go back to high school

[hollow sandal]

Yea that's what I'm sayin

[mental grotto]

If high school wasn’t the worst part of your life something was wrong with you or you’re probably still there mentally lmao

[odd gust]

oo timeline for what

[plain iron]

Check screenshots and you'll see what I mean lmao

[odd gust]

like school day calender?

[silent surge]

how soon do you wanna buy dark ages

[silent surge]

18 years in the past…

[plain iron]

I lowkey loved school. I was bad at it but it was better than being at home

[odd gust]

i mean i wanna buy it at any point in my life preferably soon tbh cuz rn i cant convince my parents to let me get a job or give me money to buy it

[silent surge]

if you can generate around $5 profit/day, you can get in just over 2 weeks

[hollow sandal]

I feel like if I go back with my gained life experience I could do better

[mental grotto]

2 years ago, loving every second of college. Even the lows

[plain iron]

Also. The witch is lowkey pretty

[odd gust]

I KNOWW 😭 but they deadass said they don’t want me getting a job and they don’t even give me lunch money they pack me lunch at home

[kindred summit]

Doom the dark ages i cannot play because when it releases i have 2 weeks of final exams 🥀

[odd gust]

They think getting a job will lower my gpa

[burnt moss]

it just finished downloading

[plain iron]

The witch is a fucking baddie ima be honest. She's so pretty and her clothes are so fun and would be great to draw

[mental grotto]

No point. What’s done is done and your decisions and mistakes made you who you are today.

[hollow sandal]

Well said

[burnt moss]

i get stomach aches so easily why

[kindred summit]

Depends what you eat 😭

[indigo condor]

Chat what do we think what kinda ice cream doom guy will like

[odd gust]

tbh i dont wanna go to any point of my childhood the more i think about it the more it breaks my heart how it all played out i just wanna finish this year and find someplace away from my parents

[kindred summit]

Mint chocolate definitely

[hollow sandal]

Eating bullshit?

[odd gust]

And get doom tda and try to help my brain recover alil

[indigo condor]

Literally I was gonna say the same thing

[hollow sandal]

Not judging by the way I eat extremely poor my self

[burnt moss]

yeah you're probably right

[formal root]

as of rn

college has been way more fun than high school

[mental grotto]

I’m a big proponent of fucking up ngl. Making the right decisions is great and all but you learn so much more about yourself from full sending it on a risky decision and having it bite you in the ass. Within reason of course

[indigo condor]

My stomach stopped working in 2019 and couldn’t disgust anything and almost died but I am still alive because fuck it
I want to play more doom

[pliant coral]

1d
20hrs
21mins

[burnt moss]

there is a point. go back to 2009 when i was a toddler and babble to my parents to invest $10k into bitcoin

[mental grotto]

100%. College has been a blast even though there’s been a LOT of ups and downs it’s still so much better than Highschool

[odd gust]

Knowing my parents theyre not gonna listen to me 💀😭

[mental grotto]

You meet so many people and create so many life-changing formative experiences, it’s just such a great environment for personal growth and self discovery

[indigo condor]

Need to travel to past and invest in bitcoin that's only way to afford a house

[hollow sandal]

Oh shit I'm sorry man

[mental grotto]

That’s fucked dude aye glad you thugged that shit out

[sterile sage]

Has anyone played Maximum Difficulty Slider?

[indigo condor]

Wait do be sorry I am doing somewhat good now and dint someone yesterday beat me out in with more medical condition than me

@plain iron has more medical condition pray for him

And his also a goat

And nice person to talk to

[odd gust]

Doom the peak ages RAHH

[plain iron]

Nah I'm a fuckhead 💀

[indigo condor]

NO YOU ARE A GOAT

[plain iron]

Nuh uh

[indigo condor]

Yuh uh

[plain iron]

Nuh uh

[valid pawn]

Doom hammer will come to the dark age

[plain iron]

Hhhh it has a actual nsme

[indigo condor]

Yuh uh

[plain iron]

Tryna remember what

[indigo condor]

Are talking about ancient God hammer dlc

[plain iron]

Anyways ima go back to drawing

[mental grotto]

Dude I want cigarette but am already in bed… this is truly a conniption of utmost perplexity

[valid pawn]

yes

[indigo condor]

I think it's just called Sentinel Hammer

[plain iron]

No no it has a name

I wanna say hellbreaker but I don't know

[indigo condor]

Google answer
The Sentinel Hammer (also known as the Hellbreaker) is a weapon introduced in The Ancient Gods - Part Two DLC for Doom Eternal, and it also appears in Mighty Doom in a later update.

[plain iron]

Oh neat

[indigo condor]

Man I need to play ancient God again but I don't want ass being kicked

[indigo condor]

Always keep some near your bed lol

[pliant coral]

Kinda want Doom the Dark Ages to collab with For Honor cause then Conqueror can get a Doom skin.

[mental grotto]

Nahhh man can’t smoke inside fuck that

[indigo condor]

Smoking in balcony is only good in night

[hollow sandal]

Ahhh a nice cig

[mental grotto]

Haven’t got a balcony gotta head downstairs to the porch which is soooo far dude

It’s like 15 steps

[plain iron]

Real

[indigo condor]

If it takes that much effort just skip it

[plain iron]

Sometimes I wish I still had access to alcohol. Like last night. That woulda helped a lot.

[mental grotto]

Alcohol is awesome but only socially. Pot is the best hands down an S tier drug

[indigo condor]

You are too hopefull they will probably do another collab with fornite before for honer

[plain iron]

I WANNA BE SAD AND DRINKING WINE AS I STARE OUT THE WINDOW LONGINGLY

[plain iron]

Real and true. Weed is based. And relatively safe :D

[mental grotto]

If only PA would fucking legalize it already

[plain iron]

It's legal here lmao

Used to treat chronic pain and anxiety

[pliant coral]

Yuck.

[indigo condor]

Peak male fantasy only being second to unconditionally loved your favorite women

[indigo condor]

Fucking hate fornite in this server

I also suck at fornite

[plain iron]

I date exclusively trans folk. Maybe cis women occasionally

[mental grotto]

Recreationally I mean. Don’t wanna get a med card because I don’t want to be gated from buying a gun and/or have it held against me in other ways

[fossil falcon]

putting this cape on a statue might be the top 5 biggest skill issues ive ever encountered

[mental grotto]

Real took me like 10 minutes to figure it out

[plain iron]

Interesting. Can't get a gun if you have a legal weed card, but you can if you have mental health issues. [At least in America]

[fossil falcon]

dude like wtf

[mental grotto]

Yep. If you’re a pothead you can’t buy a gun but if I’m a raging alcohol that’s all fine and dandy

[plain iron]

Anywas. I'm off to femboy-ify Ahzrak

[indigo condor]

Man I Don't even wanna date anyone because I can't get over a crush

[fossil falcon]

I smoke and can still buy a gun

you just cant show up to buy one faded i think

[plain iron]

Mhm. "Oh why do we have so many shootings" BITCH WHYD YOU THINK 💔

[hard thistle]

You can smoke weed in the Canadian military

[plain iron]

Here in Australia, we haven't had a mass shooting in... uh. Since Port Arthur.

And you can still own a gun!!

God. Gun laws are great.

[indigo condor]

My country is on edge of war

[fossil falcon]

welcome to the club

[indigo condor]

I fucking swear if I die before playing gta 6 I will pissed

[indigo condor]

I hope I am not too late for the party

[real crater]

some mfs get to play this game literally tomorrow

so jealous☹️

[silent surge]

me be like:

beat ultra nightmare, challenge runs, beat tda nightmare

me also be like:

can’t put widdle cape on action figure man

[indigo condor]

I am gonna play when it officially launch

[silent surge]

(it stays on if you put the cape around the back of his neck even if it’s not stuck in there!)

[sweet escarp]

Preloading dark ages rn!

[silent surge]

put the flail on too

[mental grotto]

In the U.S. if you have a medical marijuana card you cannot buy a gun

[indigo condor]

Fuck paying extra to play three days early

[silent surge]

totally optional

it’s what $20 more right? for the dlc too and stuff

[indigo condor]

I hate that business practice

[silent surge]

so basically you are paying $X/hour for early access plus the other stuf

[silent surge]

it’ll still be fine to play on global release

[indigo condor]

I don't know I will play it on gamepass and then pay for expansion when it will come out

[plain iron]

It's more of a bonus, the premium edition has more to it than that

[plucky delta]

meow- Doomguy

[plain iron]

This happened, i can confirm, I'm his grenade launcher

[indigo condor]

Canon doom guy line

[plucky delta]

imagine hes like "meow meow bitches" and then the soundtrack kicks

[plain iron]

Ooooh doomguy is a femboy twink ooooo

[fossil falcon]

I just buy from dispensary

[mental grotto]

Because it’s recreationally legal in your state. states like PA have dispensaries but it’s only legal medically. So you they won’t even let you in if you don’t have a med card

[shrewd mountain]

Be careful guys

[indigo condor]

Noo his most Chad man alive with furry wife

[shrewd mountain]

TikTok spoilers are heavy right n9w

No clue how

[fossil falcon]

John Doom dies

[indigo condor]

Already got bit of spoiled on twitter

[indigo condor]

Spoiler alert: John doom gets aids

[pliant coral]

1d
19hrs
44mins

[fossil falcon]

idk if gifs work but

[glass flame]

Him and issabelle

[fossil falcon]

fairs discord fairs

[pliant coral]

What?

[fossil falcon]

wilson fisk pen clicking

these keycards have some weight to them we should throw them at the homeless

[pliant coral]

Ah

[flint ocean]

Yeah I see it as getting extra skins and whatever future dlc they release plus early access for an extra $20, seems reasonable considering the dlc alone would probably be $30 (I actually have no clue how much the doom eternal dlc cost)

[topaz pasture]

how did some people get a "preview" version?

[pliant coral]

Youtuber/journalist

[plain iron]

• the artbook and soundtrack :3

[flint ocean]

That too

Makes the $30 feel like a worthwhile extra cost considering all the goodies you get from the premium since the base game is already so expensive

[pliant coral]

Indeed, but also it allows one to not worry about buying the dlc later

[torn bluff]

New reward system is much more, well rewarding

[feral shore]

Somebody speak spanish

???

[pliant coral]

?

[hallow heath]

TDA preloading on steam is out

[pliant coral]

1d
19hrs
08mins

[hallow heath]

May 13 Noon NZST, good thing I work from home 😉

[west bloom]

i’m prefiring the new game rn 🥱🥱🥱

[winter crow]

Hey, I did this earlier but I beat dark ages, ask me anything non spoiler related

[silent surge]

was the endgame crazier than you imagined?

[silent surge]

how did you feel about THAT scene, the context behind the helmet portal scene from the trailer

[winter crow]

It really was, I didn't expect any of what happened

[silent surge]

they really threw us for a loop. but it was way cool

how about the penultimate/next to last boss fight? was that not… interesting to see

or the one before that, surprised me too. but it was cool

[frail bloom]

How's the music
Just curious

[plain iron]

I have to ask. Did you see ahzrak's ass the rating board said that a male villain would have his ass out, and I wanna know if it's ahzrak and not the bony bitch next to the witch

[frail bloom]

Is it too quiet, did you have to raise it up

[silent surge]

i turned mine up

[winter crow]

It was amazing

Spoiler!
|| the fucking boxing match with cthulu was the coolest thing I've ever seen||

[frail bloom]

Well that was gonna be obvious duh

[silent surge]

big spoiler!

actually the one before that

the endgame has a lot of boss fights lol

good luck UN

[plain iron]

[frail bloom]

He didn't answer my question...
😢

Oh well

[plain iron]

Neither

[silent surge]

how did you feel about the one before that one @winter crow

where you go to the place

[winter crow]

Oh sorry, music is on par with 2016 in it's ow way

[plain iron]

I need to know bcs I ain't playing it in front of carers if a dude's ass is out

[frail bloom]

🔥

YES

[woven jolt]

||mech or bare doomguy hands?||

[winter crow]

He did in fact show ass and believe it or not, no dick

[silent surge]

@winter crow i didn’t expect to do the fight at the one before the one you just said

[plain iron]

NO DICK. NO BALLS.

[winter crow]

like he has no dick

[silent surge]

but they went there and we did it

[plain iron]

Ah well. That's good.

[woven jolt]

they wouldn't show that lol

[plain iron]

I'll rip the model and use it for art references

[winter crow]

|| mech ||

[silent surge]

the one before this

did it surprise you any

[plain iron]

No need to worry abt getting flashed

[winter crow]

I don't remember

[silent surge]

it was level ||20||

[frail bloom]

I mean all of this is expected

[silent surge]

that one

[winter crow]

right but what happened

[silent surge]

remember we go to the place and fight that

[winter crow]

I'm replaying the hell out of harbor of souls rn

[silent surge]

the map after that

[uneven dragon]

preloading the game now aaaaaa

[winter crow]

OH RIGHT!

[silent surge]

don’t say why

[silent surge]

yeah that one

||”you must protect your *********”||

that part

[winter crow]

I have to admit the || he regained control of the battlefield || line made me laugh out loud

and I won't

[plain iron]

I'm biting you all.

[silent surge]

i mean like the fact we did that fight in general was cool

i thought it would be a cutscene but no

[fleet spruce]

Precisely main reason i chose premium, don't wanna repeat Ancient Gods DLCs situation when i played them nearly 2 years later after their release

[silent surge]

we are put in the driver’s seat, figuratively

[winter crow]

I know what you mean

[frail bloom]

Ah yes I love when ||your mom||
I'm so unfunny

[silent surge]

hey it is mother’s day here after all

[plain iron]

UR MUM

[uneven dragon]

yeah same lol 😭

[real crater]

i love when in the dark ages says doomguy says "its slayin time" and slays all over the place

[frail bloom]

intentional w

[silent surge]

@winter crow did you have trouble with the next to last boss fight

[silent surge]

quick! play it off as intentional! before they see it!

[pliant coral]

Fair.
Another reason is, if I don’t have worry about buying the dlc later, I can focus on other games then be ready for the DLC.
But also the 3 day early access is nice

[silent surge]

next to last boss and last boss will need some practice in general

but once one gets the rhythm and flow it’ll be better

[frail bloom]

I'm soo smaart

[silent surge]

man there’s a lot of end game boss fights

[winter crow]

Uh no actually. I really struggled with the one from || 21 || but had no trouble with the rest

[silent surge]

yeah that one is rough. the one in ||22|| could be unforgiving too

[winter crow]

yeah

[fleet spruce]

Yeah, soundtrack and artbook are also nice additions

[pliant coral]

Oh true.

[winter crow]

I don't think I have an artbook, is it digital?

[silent surge]

but ||21|| is really cool character design

[silent surge]

it is yea

[winter crow]

oh

[frail bloom]

These numbers
They mean something

But what

Hmmmmm

[winter crow]

Ha, get bent homeslice

[silent surge]

i think the cutscenes from the end of ||18|| and beginning of ||19|| were crazy

especially when that one thing happens

remember when it goes to the ||black screen and that thing shows up with that voice line||

don’t say it

it’s the coolest part

[frail bloom]

Y'know I see the blocked stuff
And it's vague as hell
Cheeky

Verrryy cheeky

[plain iron]

... is the ||song apotheosis any good? And what's Ahzrak's theme? Is it the prince?||

[frail bloom]

But worth it

[winter crow]

I will say I keep saying harbor of souls for a reason, like seriously, people, mark the damn calendars, that shit will be going in the history books of amazing levels in gaming

[real crater]

in the intro doomguy says "first we doom, then we dark ages. lets doom the dark ages!!!"

[silent surge]

it definitely story wise took a turn

[winter crow]

yes song is good, and won't say a think

[silent surge]

i liked that movie

[frail bloom]

Oh my

[silent surge]

but i mean the black screen part do you remember

with the thing that’s on screen and the voice line

[winter crow]

I do

[silent surge]

that was EPIC

[plain iron]

Biting you hard.

[spare panther]

i cant wait any longer yall are teasing me too hard

[silent surge]

that whole story part was just over the top

[spare panther]

i need to stay tf outta here

[frail bloom]

Do you think this game will age better than eternal?
Very weird question I know but going off of 2 games now

[silent surge]

i’m being vague on purpose cause you gotta see it yourself when you get there

[spare panther]

IKNOWW and its driving me crazy

[plain iron]

Actually, @winter crow you might be able to answer this.

[silent surge]

that is tough to say, it’s definitely better story but they are each their own game

[winter crow]

The game takes all the best parts from doom 2016 and brings it in on the best level and then hits you with the || god of war moment ||

[wind dew]

Another playthrough of 2016 and Eternal completed. I am ready

[frail bloom]

They say good, but how good

[silent surge]

don’t be too specific cause it ruins the surprise

[frail bloom]

In story ye

[silent surge]

oh yeah did you like the last cosmic realm level? did not expect to go there

and the secrets in that realm are really cool to see. trippy. but i’m here for it

[winter crow]

I think it's when you see that form in game

[plain iron]

FUCK.

[real crater]

im just gonna hide this channel from my view until i play the game because i cannot resist the temptation of revealling the spoilers

[frail bloom]

Weird geometry??

[silent surge]

i don’t have his collectible, didn’t get it

[real crater]

see yall in about aweek

[silent surge]

what they do is cool and we haven’t had it done in a doom game yet

[real crater]

in here at least i'll still be in #doom-eternal

[silent surge]

i’ll keep my comments vague in general

[plain iron]

Interesting. Thought it would be like the spider mastermind in 2016. You get it when you kill them.

Wait.

[frail bloom]

Man I need to see all the models
The pics I have rn are phenomenal, but I need more

[winter crow]

I'll tell you what, no more mild teasers from me but I will give answers to whatever non spoiler question you have

[frail bloom]

Did yu 100% the game

[silent surge]

OH @winter crow

what about that scene in the boss fight at ||21|| where he does the thing to the thing

[winter crow]

I did not, I don't really do that in games anymore but I do play through them a bunch

[silent surge]

and then you go fight

[frail bloom]

Is there a lost soul toy

[silent surge]

it’s later on into the fight remember

[frail bloom]

Is he like in the model viewer and stuff

[silent surge]

it’s anger inducing

[fossil falcon]

does the slayer pull a baddie

[silent surge]

i thought it may come but didn’t know that’s how

[winter crow]

@silent surge I don't think we should exactly speak of story things with all these people reading through, no matter how vague it is yknow

[silent surge]

good point

i’ve tried not to

it can be difficult

[frail bloom]

But muh toy

[winter crow]

Like at some point they'll think, "oh that's the thing they were talking about" and then ruin the rest

[silent surge]

but i don’t wanna spoil the stuff

[frail bloom]

I have no idea what you're talkin abt

Or do I

Hmmmm

[silent surge]

yea non spoiler is good

[frail bloom]

I know one thint

[winter crow]

I'd imagine the collectibles would be viewable in the model viewer

I've only said one spoiler and it was earlier, I do not intend to say another

[silent surge]

you can toggle between toy and real 3d model

[frail bloom]

Man I hope, cuz he looks so cool

Did anyone get the lost soul toy

[hallow heath]

what about the achievement cosmetics ? anything interesting so far besides the UN armor?

[final dune]

yeah i cant play the game yet but uhh yeah i know

[winter crow]

I doubt but i hope you'll like that moment as I did

[frail bloom]

Shhhh

We cannot say
For the Cort has infected us

[final dune]

yeah

[frail bloom]

Meanwhile I just wanna know if there's a lost soul in the model viewer

Ye I guess 1:36 am is a bit too late

Hope someone 100%'s it and tells me tomorrow

[alpine pilot]

Where doom

[final dune]

castrated

[winter crow]

indeed

[royal sedge]

do you guys think this game will be playable on controller or it will be a mess like Eternal ?

[uneven mortar]

quake, blood and duke nukem not getting the doom reboot treatment breaks my heart

at least we have shadow warrior 3

[silent surge]

definitely should be fine

[silent surge]

heretic and hexen

[uneven mortar]

god yeah

[royal sedge]

🤞

[hallow heath]

a man of culture

some of us couldn't afford a 3d card in the mid 90s and played the id tech 1 games well past quake 1 times lol

[silent surge]

i’ve put lots of hours into those

grew up on them

sounds like you too are from the good ol days

[hallow heath]

yup, I learned english and what IRQ values were just to play these games on DOS and win 3.11

lol, quake 1 was out of reach I think I got to play them on a computer with a voodoo 3dfx with like 4m of ram around the time half life 1 was released

[silent surge]

4 megs of ram when 32 gigs is now a thing

oldschool graphics card boxes were a thing too

[hallow heath]

I think it was something like that of ram for real lol I think. What I liked about hexen was that it was non linear unlike doom, you had that hub zone with portals to other places and then you had to go back.

I know it sounds stupid but these small differences had an impact and each franchise had it's own flavor.

[fluid jacinth]

It has started the download
One more day.

[hallow heath]

TDA feels like it's borrowing a lot from hexen, I think I saw your replay of hexen video and it was quite clear they brough elements (medieval setting, non linear, melee emphasis, etc)

[silent surge]

hexen is great. have done challenge and speedruns

fighter is the best!

[silent surge]

ah yeah! it does borrow

i played hexen 2 before trying quake 1 in recent years. and quake feels like the copy, but really hexen is!

[hallow heath]

I need to play hexen 2, have you tried the quake 2 remaster is also really good. I might have bought my kid a ps1 just to play quake 2 back in 2001 or so lol

[fresh lintel]

based on my timezone and release times, i'll be able to play in early access on the 12th at 5 PM

[sleek heath]

Pre download?

[silent surge]

i haven’t , hexen 2 is good but i prefer 1

[fresh lintel]

i already predownloaded it on steam so i'll be able to jump in and stream it as soon as it comes online

[fresh lintel]

Allstin, what's your opinion on fellow youtube creator and incarcerated gamer Civvie 11?

[grim cloud]

i finished hexen for the first time recently

some of those puzzls took a bit to find

but meh, game needed more monster types to kill

[silent surge]

i haven’t watched him enough but i can always appreciate a sense of humor

[grim cloud]

killing the specific player classes was fun however

[fresh lintel]

while i don't usually encourage such a thing you should break into that facility he's in and meet him

[mild loom]

pre download complete, im gonna touch myself

[fresh lintel]

woah..

[grim cloud]

the play button is gray, you cant shoot it

and break the armor with ethe shield

[mild loom]

yeah unfortuantely i cant play so i guess this is it then

[sour crater]

me too i hate forced rtx

[plain iron]

Not this again jfc

[paper cobalt]

gonna wait till monday to pre load it. That way itll be ready same day

[mild loom]

nah i love forced rtx you're alone here buddy

[mild loom]

why

[lime oasis]

[grim cloud]

oh whats the problem?

[sour crater]

tbf i am salty about the 8gb vram requirement

[paper cobalt]

playing doom 2016. Plus I usually wait till day of release anyways

[mild loom]

ah okay okay

[mild loom]

what gpu are you using?

[plain iron]

It's... a raytrace forced game. Its gonna need a lot of vram.

[sour crater]

3050

[lime oasis]

man wtf is the price of the game 6000 rupees is this normal for new video games? I was expecting it to be around 4k max

[mild loom]

yeah

[lime oasis]

will it come down after release

[mild loom]

wel...what do you expect?

[plain iron]

Ain't that the 30 series card that's not in production anymore 💀

[sour crater]

idk i bought it last year

[lime oasis]

i get 120 fps in doom eternal with 3050 laptop

[shy gulch]

howd u get the shield avatar thing

[mild loom]

well, eternal is a very easy to run game too

[mild loom]

the quest thing

[shy gulch]

k tanks

[lime oasis]

the new game will be well optimized as well I think

im fine with playing on 720p

[mild loom]

well, if you run DLSS performance

[sour crater]

it's so hard to buy a good gpu or laptop these days

considering I can't even work yet

[wind dew]

Im a tad disappointed that DA went back to the 3 round burst alt fire for the combat shotgun instead of the full auto in Eternal

I love the full auto

[drowsy talon]

that skull shredder gun looks awesome also

[mystic barn]

At least you can constantly fire without pausing

[hard thistle]

Preload HYPE

[glass flame]

The wait is killing me...

Also only 68 gigabytes is crazy

[remote thunder]

tbf that's with additional compression

[plain iron]

The suggested size is including the premium content.

[rotund topaz]

4 more days

[glass flame]

I have the premium edition

[plain iron]

... you need to download that separately.

[glass flame]

Burp

[mild loom]

the play button is greyed out :<

[mortal grove]

Insert “I want it now” gif here

[mild loom]

Same

[dense sapphire]

why cant i upgrade it to premium

it still asks for the max price

[empty urchin]

Yeah its bs. But I dont really wanna pay 50 bucks more either. I've already paid enough.

[plucky plinth]

Eternal does the same thing, sadly

[empty urchin]

Must be a deliberate choice, knowing that some will be desperate enough to pull the trigger.

[mild loom]

refund then buy premium

[dense sapphire]

isnt steam going to wait 2 days before refunding my money

[empty urchin]

At this point id just wait.

[dense sapphire]

so when the games comes out it wont be full price right?

[empty urchin]

It probably will.

[dense sapphire]

what

[empty urchin]

Starfield is still 119.

[mild loom]

[plain iron]

It'll stay full price for a bit.

[mild loom]

💩

[empty urchin]

But Oblivion Remastered was 84 on launch. TDA's hype I guess skyrocketed the game to 120.

Guess I have to uninstall then. Rest in pasta.

[mild loom]

What if instead of doom the dark ages it was doom the freak ages and doomguy put his bfg in the agadon hunter

Oh it’s very necessary

Oh yeah, I forgot

[empty urchin]

Doom The Souls Ages

[mild loom]

Doom the holes ages

[empty urchin]

Doom the Dodge Ages. But no rolling.

[uneven mortar]

skibidi doomguy

skibidi skibidi doomguy

[hallow heath]

doom the disco ages

the maykrs dressed as disco stu

[empty urchin]

Disco The Elysium Ages

[terse holly]

Good morning

[earnest swift]

Only ITYTD.

[uneven dragon]

hey uh, guys, what gives?

i got the premium edition but it still says "Coming May 15th"

shouldn't it be 13th???

[earnest swift]

ELM was reworked so that gets a pass.

Would’ve been a good way to get accustomed to UN if the sliders were actually disabled there.

[half plaza]

when did you buy it

[uneven dragon]

like 12 hours ago

i checked the steam store page tho and it still says opens in 1.5 days so,,,, maybe it’s just home page weirdness

[half plaza]

yeah they said that only the orders made before April 30th would be delivered by May 12th

[plain iron]

No no. That's CE

[uneven dragon]

Not CE lol

[half plaza]

oh

[plain iron]

Hoovy got premium

[half plaza]

my bad

[uneven dragon]

I think Steam is just weird lol

[half plaza]

yeah no you'll get it dw

[plain iron]

Yeah it's just steam

[half plaza]

sorry i'm tired

[plain iron]

Dw I fuck up all the time

[harsh egret]

Cant wait for the game launch to do the same thing the preload did earlier, ppl gonna freak tf out and refresh steam for an hr straight

[dense sapphire]

yeah

[modest condor]

hi

i need to ask smth

[dense sapphire]

like i already pre ordered it i jsut wanna upgrade it to premium or buy it whatever it is

[fleet spruce]

Check store page

right now we got like 38 hrs left before it unlocks

[plain iron]

HHHRRRR

[uneven mortar]

doom the sprint ages

[plain iron]

Doom the chonk ages..

[fleet spruce]

Doom the bone ages

[plain iron]

Doom the twink ages.

[swift roost]

Guys, can you pre-download it now? Does anyone know why steamdeck can't be pre-downloaded now?

[fleet spruce]

did you buy premium or standard?

If you got premium you should be able to predownload

If not gotta wait for 13th

[lime plinth]

its 2 days until early access slayers

[fleet spruce]

38 hrs or so actually

[lime plinth]

damn....

[mild loom]

Tomorrow I have to deep clean my keyboard, my mouse, my headphones, monitor and mousepad so I have the perfect experience for the dark ages

Microfiber cloth + distilled water + laundry detergent + t6 torx screws and isopropyl alcohol

[swift roost]

yep， I bought premium.
But I just saw PC Steam can pre-download.
Maybe the steamdeck problem?

[zinc jacinth]

With The Dark Ages coming out, it gives way for the potential of an fps souls-like

[feral cargo]

guys, does TDA run on Steam Deck or ROG Ally?

[swift roost]

idk，sd still display "unknown"

[dusky grail]

When do I get my Collector's Edition game code?

Does it come in the box?

[harsh egret]

yes

[dusky grail]

So Monday it is.

[harsh egret]

thankfully ur not getting it later like some other unlucky people

[tender nacelle]

im getting it on 14th 😭

[rocky parrot]

Same👺

[feral cargo]

I think some retailers email you that before the actual box arrives

[harsh egret]

someone here already asked them about that

they said they cant do that apparently

unless u dont mean the game code idk

[tender nacelle]

atleast if it arrives on 14th i still play it one day earlier

[swift roost]

aw,steamdeck can predownload now

[formal root]

already pre-loaded dark ages

now I wait for monday

[loud gulch]

wait we have the same specs wtf

whats your laptop?

[half plaza]

well technically you're playing it at the same time as everyone else that didn't preorder the premium

[fleet spruce]

Try going into desktop mode maybe?

[scarlet dagger]

I bought the premium edition and preloaded the game but it tells me that I can play it on 15th. Can someone explain why?

[fleet spruce]

Refer to store page

[scarlet dagger]

oh ok

So I could play it on Tuesday?

[mossy flicker]

So the game comes out on the 15th but gamepass says it’s coming on the 14th

[half plaza]

it comes out at May 14th 8pm EST

Or May 15th at midnight UTC

[tropic adder]

Sounds like a tv novella, when you put it that way. I suppose... i understand how that could happen ... on a grand scheme of things, and you only simplified some convoluted cosmic mumbo-jumbo. That is - if youre not joking. Cuz if you aint... thats absolutely stupid... development. :/

[mossy flicker]

So it’s coming out on midnight of the 15th but for me it’ll technically be on the 14th bc no way I’m sleeping before midnight
Okay got it

[tropic adder]

But still, you are currently my favorite person on the internet. ❤️

[half plaza]

well i mean you're still gonna have to wait the whole day

[mossy flicker]

Yeah but imma be working all day so yeah.

[half plaza]

that solves your problem

[mossy flicker]

On the 14th that night I’ll be doing the dark ages brosky

[half plaza]

i literally made plans with two different people to keep me from just sitting and getting super excited and giving myself a migraine

like if i don't keep myself busy i get migraines from overexcitement

it's a curse

[mossy flicker]

The full track list names have been revealed on Spotify. I don’t recommend looking

[half plaza]

i've seen the tracknames

[fresh bear]

I have an oral presentation on the 15th and I did not preordered TDA

[half plaza]

i mean i don't wanna think too much about the implications

[crimson rivet]

Does someone want to tell me why I can play the game this early?

I just fucking loaded it up

Im not joking

[mossy flicker]

I’m pretty sure the ps5 disk version of you manage to get it shipped earlier it is playable

Some guy on Facebook made it through half the game

Showed vid proof too

[crimson rivet]

I bought the collectors edition its only supposed to be 2 days early access

I can dm you proof aswell

[mossy flicker]

Did they give you a physical copy

[crimson rivet]

Yeah they did but even that is supposed to be only 2 days early access, said it in the listing

[mossy flicker]

They probably had all the game data on the disk. You probably got super lucky

[crimson rivet]

Well when I loaded the disc in yesterday right (I also got the collectors edition 2 days earlier than I should have) it said I was too early, then last night I checked again and it said it had an update I legit just woke up and decided to try it and boom

Works

[fierce steeple]

Is there some sort of showcase of the divinity skin pack, I swear I saw one but I can’t find it and now I’m wondering if I genuinely just dreamt seeing it

[crimson rivet]

The menu music is fucking FIRE

[mossy flicker]

Ur lucky. Just try not to spoil anything at all here.

[crimson rivet]

Probably dreamed it

[crimson rivet]

I wouldn't do that I hate spoilers

[fleet spruce]

This isn't the first case documented of ps5 users playing the game early

[crimson rivet]

Im on xbox

[fleet spruce]

Oh

[mossy flicker]

Huh

[fleet spruce]

that one i didn't heard about yet

[mossy flicker]

I thought the Xbox disk had no data on it

[crimson rivet]

If anyone wants proof im happy to send you a dm video of me loading it up

[fierce steeple]

Ah. Just going crazy then

[mossy flicker]

Unless his disk was a license that somehow bipassrd it

[crimson rivet]

Same here hence the confusion…

[mossy flicker]

Idfk

[tender nacelle]

Wym ? Doesn't it launch on 15 ?

[crimson rivet]

This means I coulda loaded it up last night aswell

[fleet spruce]

iirc there's premium edition trailer on store page which showcases the skins

[mossy flicker]

I’m gonna see if I can install the game from gamepass and then make my console offline and set the date to past the 15th and see if I can trick my system into letting me in

Who knows

Clesrly there is some bugginess
Maybe I can get in early

[fleet spruce]

Will be really funny if that kinda stuff still exists

[mossy flicker]

Bc it’s locked to a timer

[crimson rivet]

Probably won't work I imagine theres a pre baked “real time” system release but try it anyway 🤣

[mossy flicker]

Yeah

[fierce steeple]

Thanks

[crimson rivet]

But even on my online settings it says im on home 🤣

But I clearly am not

[mossy flicker]

So even ur Xbox doesn’t know you have access to the game?

[crimson rivet]

Seems like it

[mild loom]

I get that it’s important but I really wish everyone had a blind reaction to the game, like I was fine with the YouTubers being flown in so they could have their game tested for an hour or so. But like, the actual full game YouTuber thing

[crimson rivet]

I've just sent you a dm with a video

[crimson rivet]

Feel this

[mossy flicker]

Tbh the game is fully done, It’s uploaded. It’s on all our devices. They essentially don’t lose anything if they released it rn

[mild loom]

Yeah, I just, it’s like dodging a minefield

Of spoilers

[fierce steeple]

I can’t find it anywhere. Looked on the page, YouTube and Tik Tok. I think it just doesn’t exist

[mild loom]

Yeah true

[fierce steeple]

Not a trailer but ‘The Nerd Stash’ on YouTube posted the opening cinematic with the divinity skin

[lament grove]

It should be the 2nd video on steam

[fleet spruce]

It's literally there on steam store page, they show the divinity skins there as well

[fierce steeple]

Oh steam page

[plain iron]

Explodes

[fierce steeple]

You said store page

[fleet spruce]

Yeah i should have specified it a bit lmao

[agile ferry]

Preload on steam done!

[lean kraken]

2 more days,,,,,

[trail zephyr]

Is it not silly that for the collectors edition they emailed me the code for the skin on steam, but not the base game that I also chose to be on steam..?

I saw other people have the same experience, currently I have to wait until Thursday/Friday for it to arrive and I assume the code is literally in the physical box instead of an email

[mossy juniper]

This

Mine has been stuck in Portland Oregon

won't arrive until Tuesday

[trail zephyr]

Mines stuck for 2, approaching 3 days in Germany

[mossy juniper]

It hasn't moved in tracking for 5 days

Others in the US are reporting the same issue

[trail zephyr]

When I looked up the specific location in Germany, I saw horror stories of people saying they had to wait up to 3 weeks... I might be cooked

[harsh egret]

i wonder if its because of how they handle the codes and activate/deactivate them so that you dont get extra free copies or smth

[trail zephyr]

I'm not sure. I'm from Ireland for context so I assume it's the same process for people in the UK

[mossy juniper]

It's ridiculous, I ordered day one

[trail zephyr]

Yeah same

[harsh egret]

same, i got mine on wednesday lmao

[trail zephyr]

Pre ordered immediately, and for 200 bucks I thought it would at least come somewhat in time...

[mossy juniper]

and I'm in the US, not an obscure country with slow post

[trail zephyr]

Yea.

[mossy juniper]

exactly

[trail zephyr]

I do hate to complain or sound ungrateful but it is really starting to become frustrating

[harsh egret]

here in norway they sent it from austria and then the literal next day it was at my door

[mossy juniper]

like, I'm not gonna die because I can't play it on time. But it's frustrating as hell for 200$

[trail zephyr]

Yeah

[mossy flicker]

Did you at least get the thingy? The statue?

[mossy juniper]

I contacted Betheada Gear support, they claimed that tracking would update to show delivery on the 12th but nothing changed

[trail zephyr]

The physical stuff can wait... but having to wait on the literally digital steam code really pisses me off

[mossy juniper]

I'm going to try and get some kind of compensation from support or maybe a premium upgrade code for gamepass so I can play it on time

[harsh egret]

i heard sending codes on email for CE's for Indy wasnt an issue

[trail zephyr]

I also heard people getting slapped with massive import fees without any prior notice at all

[harsh egret]

for delayed orders

[trail zephyr]

Up to 70 extra bucks for nothing

[mossy juniper]

They did?

[harsh egret]

i think i only heard about that for UK ppl

[mossy juniper]

Ooh, so there may be hope

[trail zephyr]

Yea

[harsh egret]

for me here in norway i didnt get anything

[mild loom]

happy mothers day everyone

[trail zephyr]

I can only pray

[harsh egret]

no, thats the issue, they dont here

someone here asked them yesterday and they pretty much said they cant

[mossy juniper]

damn

[harsh egret]

so thats why its weird

[trail zephyr]

Only digital thing I got was the skin... I still have some faith in the game coming because I feel it makes absolutely no sense to email one and not the other?

[harsh egret]

how can u do it for indy but not now

[trail zephyr]

Yeah exactly

Isn't there a thing with pre loading? I assume that's not for all platforms right

[mossy juniper]

i think it's been confirmed that the game is only shipping with physical codes

for collectors

[trail zephyr]

Very disappointing

it is possible I have to wait another week and a half unironically lol

Dodging spoilers like the plague

[merry sapphire]

can you guys make that sad post where you’re begging bethesda to release the game 1 day earlier like animal crossing fans did

[swift pasture]

does anyone know why dont i have the quest for the shield border

[plain iron]

Nup. The quest is bugged.

[nova spear]

I got it

[alpine pilot]

Whom doom

[crimson rivet]

I got my collectors edition yesterday, im on Xbox it had a disc and a code for the premium upgrade, 2 days early access went out the window cause I can load and play it right now 4 days early

[mossy juniper]

I meant for pc

[floral crown]

Is out yet

[loud gulch]

[alpine pilot]

who doom

[uneven mortar]

Wow, Duke Nukem 3Ds level design sucks ass. Way worse than doom, quake and blood

I wanted to like it, but making me go through a movie poster, then pipe bomb a tunnel open is just too much BS for basic progression.

[burnt moss]

yes

[dreamy relic]

Preinstalling rn can't wait 🥳

[burnt moss]

36 hours left

im glad i paid extra for premium edition. i wouldnt cope with waiting another 2 days

[hollow sandal]

Not duke nukem slander xd

Good morning

[proud cloud]

who is deag loric?

[pseudo sail]

Mines currently downloading and somebody’s already streaming it for three hours on twitch

[crimson rivet]

U know what console

Seems like a small group have access but I was the first confirmed on Xbox

[burnt moss]

pretty odd

[crimson rivet]

Very odd

[burnt moss]

i guess collectors edition owners just get it another 2 days earlier lol

ive been avoiding doom content entirely the past 2 days so that i dont get too excited and have problems sleeping

[heady pond]

😄 my slayer Waifu statue is here

[lime oasis]

bro how to get that avatar decoration its not appearing in "quests" for me

[nova spear]

Just go to quests

[lime oasis]

ts pmo icl 🥀 💔

[burnt moss]

yeah same

[trail zephyr]

Need to be over 18 and try it on pc

[nova spear]

No u don't need to be over 18

[trail zephyr]

Well others said that

And then other people also said it doesn't work entirely

It is weird

[nova spear]

I'll share link in dms

[drifting steppe]

Ya know what I've not seen yet in the gameplay footage so far? Power-up pickups.

I dunno why I'm suddenly nervous. Cuz does TDA have a Berserk pickup?

[mossy flicker]

Yeah there’s some people playing the full game rn on twitch

[nova spear]

Berserk uses fists to kill everything

In TDA the slayer doesn't use his fists at all (as far as I've seen he uses his legs)

[drifting steppe]

Oh no that's been a thing always. Remember? The Doomguy icon was first bald in the gameplay demos.

[burnt moss]

i aint watching nun of it i dont wanna know anythin

[nova spear]

On yt too

I almost got spoiled

[drifting steppe]

Yeah, that was the placeholder for the demo.

[nova spear]

Apparently there's pics on reddit of the slayers face

[burnt moss]

yeah the subreddit would be full of spoilers and gameplay im not gonna go there

[drifting steppe]

The other downgrade is that the Slayer icon on the automap. In 2016, it was an arrow. In Eternal, we got a full Slayer running icon. Now it's back to the arrow.

[mossy flicker]

What

[drifting steppe]

A sigil is ultimately just a drawing or a runic depiction of something. If I draw a helmet, it's a sigil of a helmet.

[nova spear]

I'm skipping every tiktok and yt video containing gameplay for now

[dapper palm]

I'd recommend to stay out of youtube, reddit and twitch for the time being.

[nova spear]

I legit saw a 20 hour video of someone playing the game

[nova spear]

Exactly

[burnt moss]

everytime i get a doom video on youtube or tiktok i just click "not interested"

[nova spear]

Change your algorithm on yt chat

[pseudo sail]

Psn

[nova spear]

I just ignore it

[drifting steppe]

But Lord, there better at least be a Berserk cheat mode.

Like, COME ON. Berserk is a Doom staple. 😭

[crimson rivet]

Psn discs have the game date Xbox ones don't, hence why my case is so miraculous

[nova spear]

From other reviewers there wasn't any mentioned

[dapper palm]

Eh I dunno I didn't like using the power-ups in modern doom.

[drifting steppe]

Unless it was part of a review embargo.

[pseudo sail]

Digital ps5

[burnt moss]

now that the games getting really close my brains starting to second-guess the game

[drifting steppe]

Cuz nobody's allowed to review the actual story beats right now.

[uneven mortar]

I'm honestly pretty miffed there aren't cheat codes

[burnt moss]

what if its TOO different and i dont like it

[nova spear]

I hope there is cheats, cuz I wanna smash everything with the mace

[drifting steppe]

Beyond whatever id has officially released, I know nothing.

[uneven mortar]

I'm on board with most of the changes this game makes but I see zero reason to cut cheat codes, they're fun and add replay value

[crimson rivet]

As someone who can currently play the game you can make it exactly like doom eternal in the game settings

[burnt moss]

i only enjoyed the purple double damage one. the rest i never used because i thought they made the game too easy

[mossy flicker]

Cosmic baron

[nova spear]

Berserk cheat is so fun in eternal

[burnt moss]

im definitely gonna highten the projectile speed. half the projectiles look like theyre just peacefully gliding towards you

[nova spear]

Can we do tricks with the dragon

[drifting steppe]

It's also the one time I've disagreed with Mick Gordon. Bro actually said that the 256bpm song was TOO much for Doom Eternal. And I'm like... "Dude... you literally made Metal Hell, it's almost close to the same bpm. And the 256bpm goes well specifically when you get the Berserk pickup."

[crimson rivet]

You'll be chill dw they thought of a hell of a lot

[mossy flicker]

Imma do 75 percent speed
So its fast projectile
125 percent game speed
Somewhat tight parry timing

[nova spear]

Only thing they fear ost fits berserk so well

[drifting steppe]

2016's Rip and Tear too. I mean, it's literally called Rip & Tear.

[mossy flicker]

I do hope the soundtrack is decent bc I’ve heard it’s not on par with the last 2 doom games. But finishing move did try their best

[uneven mortar]

Would you say ultra violence in this game is the best difficulty if you played HMP in eternal

[nova spear]

Possibly better than eternal imo

[burnt moss]

ill take your word for now. and i dont really think ill enjoy how often it goes into slow mo with nearly EVERY action you make. i dont see the point in making it go slow mo when meleeing or parrying. is there a slider for that?

[nova spear]

I wonder if this is the last doom game cuz what could they think of next

[burnt moss]

def not

[uneven mortar]

Am i the only one who loves slow mo

[mossy flicker]

There’s a slider

[nova spear]

I'm here bro

[drifting steppe]

Half still means the beats will sync.

[mossy flicker]

I want them to do a sequel to eternal
With a whole new enemy faction that is horrors beyond our comprehension.

No demons or angels

[nova spear]

Actually for some people slow mo is trash cuz u wanna be as aggressive as u can in this game

[burnt moss]

it looks cool in terms of being cinematic and badass, i just think itll get annoying going slow mo every 3 seconds

[tranquil bluff]

the scrapped 256bpm was more like hardcore deathmetal/speedmetal, which isn't great to play games with in the background I've tried . he then changed to the music having more groove to it in the current ost

[uneven mortar]

That's definitionally what the ||cosmic realm|| is about

[mossy flicker]

Yeah but they still demons

[plain iron]

... angels are typically beyond human comprehension. + you wouldn't be able to perceive em w out going batshit that's like. The entire thing w lovecraftian creatures

[nova spear]

We all know what u hid

[mossy flicker]

Still some people don’t wanna know

[nova spear]

But it's literally in the trailer

[mossy flicker]

Some people may not have seen it. Tbh I think they shouldn’t have even showcased any of it or those new enemies

[nova spear]

Actually yeah, just mention the cosmic realm and make us see for ourselves what's there

[plain iron]

Also regarding the cosmic realm, it's definitely not related to the maykrs. From a biological perspective, they don't even have anything in common

[nova spear]

no

I'm broke too

[mossy flicker]

Just say that they got some enemies that are beyond human comprehension there and say for us to have fun when the game launches. Imagine the intrigue and theories?

[uneven mortar]

Brother you have posted this every day for a week, have you no shame

[nova spear]

Discord is NOT the right place to beg

[nova spear]

Would've preferred it that way

[plain iron]

The maykr form is very identifiable. Even in transfiguration. + if we see these creatures in hell, we'll know that they're not maykr related, as at this point, maykrs can't enter hell.

[nova spear]

Did they showcase anything other than ||cosmic baron||

I forgor

[plain iron]

Caco and cthulhu

[mossy flicker]

Caco meatball

[nova spear]

I thought caco is in normal world

[plain iron]

Oh and the witch.

[mossy flicker]

But I did hear from reviewers that those areas and things get wild 2/3 in

[proud cloud]

spoiler

[uneven mortar]

I hope there are more cosmic demons, 3 seems like a really thin roster

[nova spear]

Well I hope there's more

[nova spear]

Bro I hid it

Also there's ||spirit demons|| there I think

[uneven mortar]

Lmfao

[plain iron]

They seem to take a lot of things from lovecraft, despite him being a racist shithead, he's a good writer

[mossy flicker]

I really expected cosmic baron to look like Fortnite cosmic wraps or a galaxy effect to the de baron

[nova spear]

I love what they did idc who they are

[uneven mortar]

Gen z is trying to cancel HP lovecraft

[nova spear]

Bro

[plain iron]

GOD DAMMIT AUTOMOD.

[nova spear]

Don't take cosmic too deeply

[mossy flicker]

😞

[inner wigeon]

Can’t you believe it guys

Just four more days guys

[mossy flicker]

Technically 3

[nova spear]

Actually 2

[inner wigeon]

Whatever man

[uneven mortar]

HP lovecraft: cthulu is a horror beyond comprehension. Your mind would break simply trying to grasp his form
Everyone else: oh so like a squid guy

[mossy flicker]

Imma be playing on midnight of the 14th
So it’ll technically be Wednesday night

[nova spear]

Can they just give us the game already

No

[mossy flicker]

Just unlock the floodgates

Some do. But it’s kind of a coin toss

[nova spear]

I'm invading Id

[plain iron]

Ive seen some interesting things. One thing disappointed me slightly, but that's just my special ass

[nova spear]

Thomas do u have early access

[mossy flicker]

Don’t say

[plain iron]

No no, it's not a spoiler, it's deadass just the name of a side character 💀

[nova spear]

According to allstin we haven't seen ANYTHING yet

I'm so excited imma bust

[plain iron]

||Or, lack of one||

[nova spear]

Oh

[uneven mortar]

Not to yuck anyones yum but the amount of people hand-wringing over the story and lore of a doom game is hilarious to me

[mossy flicker]

Yeah I’ve been told from reviews it gets super wild later on with the new enemies and everything

[plain iron]

Nawh. Just getting flashbanged everytime I open bluesky.

[nova spear]

The story is massive

[mossy flicker]

Awe

[uneven mortar]

I just wanna know if there are enough cosmic enemies, why wont anyone tell me..

[plain iron]

Yeah vege is still broken

[mossy flicker]

We don’t know and I don’t wanna be spoiled

[plain iron]

Bcs noone here got early access 😭

There's like. 10 here at most, and they ain't yapping bout it

Bcs mods will smite em lmfao

[lament grove]

ive actually put so many people on the ignored list thing its crazy

[nova spear]

@plain iron there's something called "the old one" in the cosmic realm. You know something about it?

[mossy flicker]

Nooooooo

[plain iron]

Yup.

[echo sage]

i remember when they revealed the sliders & some morons called it the woke ages because apparently an evolution in optional difficulty which can be completely ignored is a bad thing?

i largely ignored it until my twitter gc exposed themselves as a bunch of morons talking about “it shouldn’t be available till after you beat the game” “this isn’t how the devs intended for the game to be played” etc

some of the dumbest arguments i’ve ever heard

[plain iron]

I ain't saying shit.

[uneven mortar]

Doom the woke ages

[nova spear]

It's chtulu 100%

[fierce steeple]

So am I right in guessing that the cacodemons are from the cosmic realm? They look squid like and the cosmic realm is a squid realm

[uneven mortar]

Theyre from the woke realm

[plain iron]

Basically lmfao

[mossy flicker]

Twitter people are just straight up stupid. I get so angery every time I go on there

[loud gulch]

i dont see anything wrong with the sliders its literally just qol improvements

[loud gulch]

everything there is ragebait

[nova spear]

Tda is so trash bro who's actually buying this stupid ass game 💀💀💀

[mossy flicker]

From blue check mark people bc they get paid for engagement

[loud gulch]

😭 😭

[uneven mortar]

Tiktok and Twitter are literally just all ragebait, i use bluesky and rednote now

[loud gulch]

0/10 ragebait do better next time

[nova spear]

Damn I tried

[echo sage]

they’re stupid, they ended up talking about fromsoft in defence of their stance like to say doom hasnt always had option variety in terms of difficulty

[loud gulch]

[plain iron]

Fr 💔 like. I saw someone trying to make a fucking quadsuit into some spooky story lmfao

[loud gulch]

LOL IKR

[fierce steeple]

I wonder how that fits in with the old games. As that would mean the old games design exists as the same time as the new design. Or that the new cacodemons aren’t the flying meat balls

[plain iron]

Like dawg it's just a fancy fursuit.

[nova spear]

No they arent

[delicate grotto]

||Ive heard there’s 3 cosmic based enemies. Dunno if that includes variants.||

[nova spear]

Not opening this

[plain iron]

OH YEAH

THERES 1 DUDE WEVE SEEN IN CONCEOT ART ONLY

[nova spear]

Is this a big spoiler

[loud gulch]

no open it

[mossy flicker]

Basically yes

[plain iron]

AND I THINK ALLSTIN'S VID

[mossy flicker]

It’ll ruin ur hype a bit

[nova spear]

Alr thanks

[delicate grotto]

Not really a big spoiler, but up to you.

[loud gulch]

im actually even more hyped

[uneven mortar]

I'm pretty sad the meatball cacod aren't in at all, and i like the redesign. But theyre like the series mascot

[loud gulch]

the more spoilers i get the more hyped i become

[nova spear]

I wanna see it in the game for myself

[fierce steeple]

I mean I’ve always guessed that the cacodemons are a lower life form of the pain elementals, I wonder if this game will confirm that

[plain iron]

Yeah well that's how i feel w confirmed no Samur.

[nova spear]

But you ruin what you could've saw

[mossy flicker]

We should get a third meatball type enemy

[plain iron]

Except worse. I'm in fucking shambles.

[loud gulch]

not for me

[fierce steeple]

Fr, spoiled myself on all of spider man 2, never making that mistake again

[loud gulch]

im not the type of guy to enjoy surprises

[plain iron]

I miss my wife chat

[delicate grotto]

I only mentioned how many new enemies are from the cosmic realm. Got no clue what they are.

[mossy flicker]

We already know 2

[loud gulch]

HOPEFULLY theyre not as annoying as the carcasses

[zealous cloud]

i caved in and got the premium upgrade, i cannot wait 4 days

[uneven mortar]

Carcasses are unironically incredible enemy design

[loud gulch]

i still cant forget that time i lost my un run bcs a carcass blocked me off from a tyrant gloryk

[fierce steeple]

Just checked my website and it’s been packaged and ready to be shipped tomorrow

[uneven mortar]

Thats my goat

[fierce steeple]

seems like it took way to long

[loud gulch]

💔

[proud cloud]

[burnt moss]

not being able to reach a glorykill in time is like the most annoying thing ever

[loud gulch]

literally.

if i had the ability to delete one demon from eternal it would be the carcasses

[onyx fjord]

Carcasses are conceptually good enemies but their design makes them look too smug

[delicate grotto]

I think that was intentional lol

[fleet spruce]

Cacos and pinkies are very much just hell wildlife

[plain iron]

The apotheosis is upon us :D

[delicate grotto]

Aren’t Pinkies considered a delicacy in Hell

Pretty sure a 2016 codex entry mentioned that

[lament venture]

Do we think doom the dark ages will get free updates with new game modes etc in the months and years to come other than just the paid expansion ?

[fleet spruce]

probably both

I'm expecting atleast 2 big DLCs personally

[agile sonnet]

Type shit?

[loud gulch]

uninstalled eternal after that

[arctic pagoda]

Hey

[mossy flicker]

Are there any other demons that are considered wildlife?

[agile sonnet]

My guess would be caco? The meatballs, yk who I mean

[loud gulch]

pain elementals and maybe the spectres

[arctic pagoda]

Nah, those seem sentient

[silent surge]

just messing! and thank you

[fleet spruce]

Not really, from my knowledge atleast

[arctic pagoda]

Are they aware they are deers?

Oh, apologies I am dumb

[plain iron]

Sentient means they are aware of their existence

[fleet spruce]

I think the word you meant is intelligent

[arctic pagoda]

I see

Ah yes, belligerent

[drifting steppe]

Agreed. That's why I think it specifically works as a temporary pacebreaker. You like how when Sonic gets those special shoes and suddenly the background music speeds up for like 10 seconds? And then when the powerup wears off, it resumes regular tempo? I think the 256bpm could be applied in that way as long as the Berserk powerup is active.

[arctic pagoda]

The Marauder dogs may be wildlife

[plain iron]

That's sentinel wildlife.

[arctic pagoda]

Oh wait, no, those are just ethereal projections

The Makyr drones feel more or less wildlife

[drifting steppe]

They were* wildlife. Now they're just ghosts.

[plain iron]

Ehhh no

They do actually have a personality

[arctic pagoda]

Ghost dog, ghost dog, ghoooost dog

The white ones?

[fierce steeple]

I wouldn’t call them wildlife, more like willing slaves

[arctic pagoda]

I see

[plain iron]

They are individual creatures, they do operate independently, they just can't say no to the khan

[drifting steppe]

I mean they're exactly what they are. Drones.

[arctic pagoda]

What about tentacle

[plain iron]

That's... more like flora

[drifting steppe]

It's literally a hive-mind of ChatGPT.

[plain iron]

Think Venus fly trap

[fierce steeple]

Best way to explain is that one is like a Venus fly trap

[plain iron]

Drones can talk tho

[arctic pagoda]

Yea

[nova badger]

Quick important question: For those of you who purchased TDA Premium on Steam, does your Library entry say "Doom The Dark Ages" or does it say "Doom The Dark Ages Premium Edition"?

[plain iron]

They just speak maykrean? Maykrish? Idk

[drifting steppe]

So can ChatGPT. It's still a drone in the end.

[plain iron]

Good soup 👌

[drifting steppe]

Once again, I petition that we need a documentary where someone does a parody of Steve Irwin to explain the Jekkadian ecosystem.

[arctic pagoda]

No, David Attenborough

[plain iron]

Intern being abnormally lucky and not getting speared by a tentacle

[drifting steppe]

Sir David is too chill, we need someone with more energy.

[burnt moss]

critical damage

[plain iron]

I forgot he was knighted

[arctic pagoda]

We know they were bred to hunt the doom slayer during the unholy crusades

[plain iron]

Damn the British monarchy be knighting any random old dude nowadays

[arctic pagoda]

Nice

[hard thistle]

Yall are really excited

[merry sapphire]

33 hours and 54 minutes left

[little kettle]

how do you get the chainsheild profile effect? cant find the quest

[merry sapphire]

cant wait for them to reveal that the intern is the wretch this whole time

mix of both probably

[uneven mortar]

34 hours for the rich 😡

[merry sapphire]

go to #announcements

[fierce steeple]

In under 24 hours I will NEVER have to think about Romeo and Juliet and A Christmas Carol again

[uneven mortar]

That's basically what "ow" is to us

[merry sapphire]

if you think thats bad look at what the revenent basically is